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Sin 11-15-2005 05:59 AM

Newton...
 
...got any more pics? I'd like some perv material before I go to sleep :D

Newton 11-15-2005 06:20 AM

Re: Newton...
 
Easy Tiger, I want romancing and ooh dinner first .. not dennys either lol

I only have that one as I don't like being photographed.

Sin 11-15-2005 06:21 AM

Re: Newton...
 
:( That's a shame, you photograph well, too.

And if dinner is the deal, I shall cook it myself, I wouldn't waste either my time or my money on Denny's.

Newton 11-15-2005 06:34 AM

Re: Newton...
 
Well i might well be coming to Vancouver next year .. :)

Sin 11-15-2005 06:37 AM

Re: Newton...
 
A whole year you will make me wait? Dinner will be cold by then!

Newton 11-15-2005 06:42 AM

Re: Newton...
 
Just think how much money I am saving you on groceries ;)

Sin 11-15-2005 06:43 AM

Re: Newton...
 
Honey I'd rather suck your 'sausage' every night than "save money on groceries" for a year

Trev 11-15-2005 06:44 AM

Re: Newton...
 
Make a sentence using the following words:

two get a you fucking room :hmm:

Sin 11-15-2005 06:59 AM

Re: Newton...
 
Looks like I scared him off. :(

Newton 11-15-2005 07:04 AM

Re: Newton...
 
aw bless ;)

Sin 11-15-2005 07:10 AM

Re: Newton...
 
You're 35???? *shocked*

Sin 11-15-2005 07:11 AM

Re: Newton...
 
Damn that's hot, any guy who ages that well is dead sexy.... goddamn!

Phew!

I need to go lay down for a bit I think! ;)

Newton 11-15-2005 07:51 AM

Re: Newton...
 
Thank you thats sweet ;)

voodooman 11-15-2005 08:23 AM

Re: Newton...
 
Not that I don't think that what you two are doing is cute and all,
but I'm better looking than Newton. :yowsa:

Newton 11-15-2005 08:48 AM

Re: Newton...
 
:jerry: :bustingup

Sin 11-15-2005 04:11 PM

Re: Newton...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by voodooman
Not that I don't think that what you two are doing is cute and all,
but I'm better looking than Newton. :yowsa:

Prove it!

voodooman 11-15-2005 04:47 PM

Re: Newton...
 
I will, but not right now.

I don't have any pics online that look like I do now.
I used to weigh 209, now Im at 189.

I will get a pic and post it soon though, you'll see. :okthumb:

Enjoy it while you can Newton. :)

Newton 11-15-2005 04:54 PM

Re: Newton...
 
I have the samaritans on speed dial lol

voodooman 11-15-2005 04:55 PM

Re: Newton...
 
:bustingup

Inabon 11-15-2005 06:26 PM

Re: Newton...
 
ermn voodooman fuck off i was enjoying this convo untill you fucked it up.


we were about to have 2 board members have board sex and you fucked it up.

FUCK

voodooman 11-15-2005 06:54 PM

Re: Newton...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Inabon
ermn voodooman fuck off i was enjoying this convo untill you fucked it up.


we were about to have 2 board members have board sex and you fucked it up.

FUCK

Whats better than 2??? 3!!!

Stop bitching man, Im working here.;)

Trev 11-15-2005 07:18 PM

Re: Newton...
 
Inabon, give VDM some time. He might just get this thing rocking ;)

Nickatilynx 11-15-2005 07:19 PM

Re: Newton...
 
We had about 15 people all on the same conference call back in Netpond2 days............

Trev 11-15-2005 07:32 PM

Re: Newton...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
We had about 15 people all on the same conference call back in Netpond2 days............

Not quite the orgy I had in mind... I wonder who picked up the bill for the conference call tough. :)

Nickatilynx 11-15-2005 07:38 PM

Re: Newton...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Trev
Not quite the orgy I had in mind... I wonder who picked up the bill for the conference call tough. :)

Guess.... LOL

Trev 11-15-2005 07:40 PM

Re: Newton...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
Guess.... LOL

As always it's a no brainer... :)

MorganGrayson 11-15-2005 08:15 PM

Re: Newton...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
We had about 15 people all on the same conference call back in Netpond2 days............

:mfr_omg:

You brought up the "Death Calls."

...never again...never again...never EVER again....

Nickatilynx 11-15-2005 08:17 PM

Re: Newton...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
:mfr_omg:

You brought up the "Death Calls."

...never again...never again...never EVER again....

LOL.....

So you don't want to be included in the one for Friday then???????

MorganGrayson 11-15-2005 08:26 PM

Re: Newton...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
LOL.....

So you don't want to be included in the one for Friday then???????


Ermmm...gee...I'd love to, really, I would...but I think I'm having emergency surgery that night. :blink:

I'll perform it myself if I have to. Those phone calls were hell. Absolute, unadulterated hell. The nicely delivered, accented compliment saying "you're the only one that can keep us on track, Morgan" was wonderful, really, it meant a lot (seriously, it did, I had an agenda and by heavens, we were going to stick to it)...but what I had to go through to get it was...torture.

Trev 11-15-2005 08:29 PM

Re: Newton...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Ermmm...gee...I'd love to, really, I would...but I think I'm having emergency surgery that night. :blink:

I'll perform it myself if I have to. Those phone calls were hell. Absolute, unadulterated hell. The nicely delivered, accented compliment saying "you're the only one that can keep us on track, Morgan" was wonderful, really, it meant a lot (seriously, it did, I had an agenda and by heavens, we were going to stick to it)...but what I had to go through to get it was...torture.

Shame, I've added you to my "friends and family" account as well... but there's always the next time :D

MorganGrayson 11-15-2005 08:31 PM

Re: Newton...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Trev
Shame, I've added you to my "friends and family" account as well... but there's always the next time :D

That reminds me, I have to install Skype.

Anytime you want to have a one-on-one talk about just about anything, I'm up for it. But...no groups. None. Nada absolutamenta.

Nickatilynx 11-15-2005 08:31 PM

Re: Newton...
 
You working out the agendas was great and taking the minutes

Like 10 simple points

Of course it always degenerated into total ass....lol

And the minutes would end up 8 pages...

""Meatman advised Nick that he was a cunt , Nick accepted this whilst noting that a cunt is useful unlike Meatman "

Dravyk 11-15-2005 08:46 PM

Re: Newton...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
You working out the agendas was great and taking the minutes

Like 10 simple points

Of course it always degenerated into total ass....lol

And the minutes would end up 8 pages...

""Meatman advised Nick that he was a cunt , Nick accepted this whilst noting that a cunt is useful unlike Meatman "

LMAO!

You should put the transcripts up on eBay! :)

MorganGrayson 11-15-2005 08:52 PM

Re: Newton...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
You working out the agendas was great and taking the minutes

Like 10 simple points

Of course it always degenerated into total ass....lol

And the minutes would end up 8 pages...

""Meatman advised Nick that he was a cunt , Nick accepted this whilst noting that a cunt is useful unlike Meatman "

I had to explain "agenda."
I had to explain "minutes."
Each and every FUCKING TIME I had to email screech at everyone to submit their items for said explained agenda. (I never got any, but I knew what was going on, so I made up the agenda myself.)
They all, in fact, degenerated into total ass.
My affection for listening to Nick use words like "whilst" no doubt prevented me from hunting a long list of people down and killing them.

Trying to determine who was who by recognizing their voices was horrific.

Dravyk...I built a fire with the transcripts and roasted marshmallows. :)

Dravyk 11-15-2005 08:56 PM

Re: Newton...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Dravyk...I built a fire with the transcripts and roasted marshmallows. :)

I bet they were fucking-fuck good fucking fucked marshmellows too!

Nickatilynx 11-15-2005 08:57 PM

Re: Newton...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk
I bet they were fucking fucking good fucking fucked marshmellows too!

In the end we didn't let him speak lol

;-))

MorganGrayson 11-15-2005 08:58 PM

Re: Newton...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk
I bet they were fucking-fuck good fucking fucked marshmellows too!

They were fuckin' fucktastic, that's what they were! :okthumb:

Lisa 11-15-2005 08:59 PM

Re: Newton...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
"Meatman advised Nick that he was a cunt , Nick accepted this whilst noting that a cunt is useful unlike Meatman "

Sounds like our rugby club committee meetings.

Meeting before last, the President insisted it be minuted that the Vice-President had called him a wanker...and cos he's such a total twat, it was duly minuted.

Next meeting comes around, and of course we have to accept the minutes of the last meeting. But the VP wants them amended...cos he didn't call the President a wanker, he called him a tosser.

So...it's in the minutes again! :D

Nickatilynx 11-15-2005 09:00 PM

Re: Newton...
 
I still use his expression for hunger though...

"I'm so hungry I could eat the cunt out of a low flying duck"

Classic!! lol

MorganGrayson 11-15-2005 09:01 PM

Re: Newton...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
In the end we didn't let him speak lol

;-))

You did get the check for that, didn't you? :)

I still so vividly remember poor Red Lion's face when we got outside that restaurant and I blew up. What a remarkable restaurant, incredible dinner, thank-heavens-for-that-Marguerita...and such, shall we say, "interesting" dinner companions. Well, great dinner companions plus one. :blink:


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