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your network was attacked, every site you have anything to do with took on massive brutal DDOS attacks, shit ends up Rooted ect ect....
would you personally find any humor in that? down time, loss of databases, loss of clients, buyers, surfers, traffic.. the full 9. just wondering. ill be over at the zoo if you need me |
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Not particularly, No ..
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if this shit happened to me back in 1999,
I'd be losing 37 cents...per second, on 7x24 basis |
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Laughing would be the last thing on my mind.
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Brandon, did this happen to you ? Because if it did, that sucks. However, if that is not the case, then something like this could be taken as sounding like a veiled threat of sorts. But I know you wouldn't do that..................... Would you ? :hmm: |
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I might laugh, but it would be a very bitter laugh.
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Crying would be more like it.
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Did you take down paypal?
Its fucked here. |
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"loss of databases, loss of clients"
If you had proper backups, you could in fact laugh at this... but I'm guessing from your mood you didn't think you'd need nightly backups for anything. You mention "clients" so I suppose you're hosting people? If so, from here on out, institute nightly backups to a separate server, and position your DNS so that when something like this happens, you can quickly point traffic at the backup server and not lose clients, traffic, etc. |
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two things stop you from ever being able to something like that ..
Balls Brains you dont have enough of either one |
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i wouldnt know that you can buy ie exploits for a dime a dosen from russians. hell you can get a weekly subscription. i also wouldnt know how to take that exploit, design a page that install a very small RAT (netdemon is under 7 freaking k.. and for those who dont know.. joe this is for you.. a rat is a remote admin tool) and upload it to a free host somewhere. i wouldnt have the brainpower to then send 100k hits to said page infesting say.. 1400 people in the matter of a day. (tgp feeder traffic i hear works for this if you cant self produce your own traffic. ofcourse i feel if you cant self produce traffic youve got bigger issues anyways) i then wouldnt have a fuckin clue how to auto ping the ips that report back from netdemon to located the highspeed users. then it would be totaly beyond me to log in via netdemon and upload a bot management program. i couldnt fathom having those 500 cable/dsl/t users start sending MASSIVE packets to a decided ip, or ip cluster, or hell, entire subnet for that matter. i know alot of this must sound greek to you joe, as it does me. as it seems neather of us know a fucking thing about DDOSin sites. want a lesson on how to start a ROOT process next? i dont know a fucking thing about that eather. |
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It's entirely possible that I've lost grasp of this thread....
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yes could you please explain that process to me too? ( oh btw in your sig line it says then and should say than, who you gonna call to give you that advice next? I might suggest Morgan she is incredible with the written word )
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(And you're right, it should be "than.") Now, what I need to know is...should I stop feeling compassion for brandon over what must be a very, very horrible and traumatic thing that has occured to him or just bow out of this discussion entirely because I've missed the point? |
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kinda like the what if i read last night what if brand0n got knocked the fuck out at a convention guys, life is filled with what ifs. as ive clearly stated, and as ole joe clearly pointed out.. i wouldnt know where to start on something like that. so.. i take it no one would find any of this funny? me eather. sounds like a money hole 2 me. ofcourse being knocked the fuck out dont sound to pleasent eather. ill leave it at that. see ya @ tha zoo |
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and I thought serge butchered the english language....
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will you suck my cock for $500? is it proper english? |
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And just since we're on the subject...probably. :) |
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Morgan,
don't you think "please" AND $500 is an overkill? ;) |
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Since I was also considering selling a blowjob, I grasped at the only "ladylike" thing I had left...which was tossing in a "please." :) |
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do you know how much russians charge to separate one from his fingers, penis and post pictures of the bloke on the internet? |
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MG, from male's point of view the overkill might be considered as weakness, only leading to a higher price :) |
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You know...there was a time in my life when discussing this would have seemed strange.... :blink: |
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But I know some Chinese and a couple of other nationalities that would have it done for me , if I asked , for free ;-)))) The Chinese are creative they ask you to pick 2 of the targets relatives for good measure. LOL |
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this si something I have adopted from the stance of the USA Government: I DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS! ;) |
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Geeze, I've got to get the only man in the world where "yes" to a blowjob is the WRONG ANSWER!!!! :p You all may now mock Serge at will! :D |
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No, Nick, you've got the gift going the in wrong direction. It would be the *relatives* sending a gift to thank the wacker for ridding them of the wackee. It was fucking funny in my head but obviously lost something in the translation. That's IT. I'm going to make my husband bring home take-out (that's "take away" for my crumpet and my cupcake) tonight as my ability to cope has obviously left town on the last bus. :mad: |
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Some send pigs or horses instead of fish too... especially in the midwest they trade livestock for gifts quite often.
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Quite it, Joe. You're my sweetie, you're not supposed to make my head hurt. :) |
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BTW Brandon is it true that you told a father that you were gonna rip his lungs out and show them to him right after you threw his new born baby off of a balcony and made him watch?
WOW you are a very scary person . |
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And just when you thought things couldn't get any dumber ...
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