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sarettah 09-20-2005 03:46 PM

Sarettah's new UNofficial posting rule..please take heed.
 
Form this point forward:

If you have not served in a war, you may not denigrate the service of those who have served in a war.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carrie
We could have Kerry with higher taxes and... and... well Kerry didn't stand for much else except for patting himself on the back for getting band-aids in Vietnam.


Or I get to kill you, ok ? :clubinhan



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PornoDoggy 09-20-2005 03:49 PM

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Commiepinkohippiefaggot

Inabon 09-20-2005 03:51 PM

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erm ok.

Trev 09-20-2005 03:55 PM

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Would having once lived in a war zone count as being able to denigrate the service of those who have served in a war?

MorganGrayson 09-20-2005 04:03 PM

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The spirit of my father (two tours in South Vietnam, 1968 and 1972) has sarettah's back on this one.

I remember when my dad got back the first time. He was walking across the living room and his arm spontaneously split open and began to bleed. I made those gurgle noises with "uh...DAD!" attached to the end. He looked down and shrugged. "Jungle rot," he said. My little 14 year old mouth made an "O" and stayed that way for a while.

Periodically, he woke up screaming...for the rest of his life.

He told me about the horrific shit they had that they dropped on the forest to strip every living thing. Most of you know it as "Agent Orange." He got a very close up view of that stuff. He died of cancer of the just about everything.

My dad was lucky. To the small town in Connecticut we lived in, he was considered a hero. My mother got him drunk and made him talk about it the first night he was home. (She threw up three times that night, she told me. She *never* told me a word of what they talked about.)

He had a "hippie" (no telling what constituted a "hippie" in my father's mind, though. :) ) who wanted to paint flowers on his personal carrier, or "half track," to those that know. My dad said fine, as long as he cut a stencil and put a phrase on my father's half track. My dad said "and before you say a word...that's my daughter." So, I had my very own half track named after me. Actually, I had two. The first one went over a land mine. When my dad told me about that, I asked with wide eyes "gosh, I hope nobody got hurt." Good ol' dad managed to convince me that nobody got so much as a scratch. (I was older before I realized how fucking unlikely *that* was.)

I wasn't there, sarettah, but the old WWII phrase resonates. "They also serve who merely sit and wait," or something like that.

Peaches 09-20-2005 04:06 PM

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Does the Civil War count? I hid confederate soldiers under my skirts (made from draperies, natch).

Nickatilynx 09-20-2005 04:18 PM

Re: Sarettah's new UNofficial posting rule..please take heed.
 
OK , and lets add in..

"You must have run an affiliate prog that got over 300 joins a day to discuss affiliate proggies"
"Traffic? Have to sent 1 million hits in a day to discuss traffic"
"Mail? In order to discuss mail you must be able to send over 100 joins per day"

So me Anthony technick and Serge do not want to see anyone in our threads except us.

Oh hang on!!!!

If people only posted about sojmething they knew something about...hell'd it be quiet.


Shut up Sarettah you senile old fart!!

someone take the remote from him.......

Nickatilynx 09-20-2005 04:24 PM

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Oh and additionally , on Military matters , if you were an enlisted man , address me as "Sir " and fucking mean it!!!

;-)))

Anthony 09-20-2005 04:24 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
OK , and lets add in..

"You must have run an affiliate prog that got over 300 joins a day to discuss affiliate proggies"
"Traffic? Have to sent 1 million hits in a day to discuss traffic"
"Mail? In order to discuss mail you must be able to send over 100 joins per day"

So me Anthony technick and Serge do not want to see anyone in our threads except us.

Oh hang on!!!!

If people only posted about sojmething they knew something about...hell'd it be quiet.


Shut up Sarettah you senile old fart!!

someone take the remote from him.......

Woot!

Signups for Aff program - Check!
Million Clicks a day - Check!
Mail - Check!

I pass!

Anthony 09-20-2005 04:25 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
Oh and additionally , on Military matters , if you were an enlisted man , address me as "Sir " and fucking mean it!!!

;-)))

Goddamnit!

:):):)

Winetalk.com 09-20-2005 04:29 PM

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Nick,
when those webmasters talk about military - I listen, everybody else may take a hike.

PornoDoggy 09-20-2005 04:50 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
Oh and additionally , on Military matters , if you were an enlisted man , address me as "Sir " and fucking mean it!!!

;-)))

Sir, fuck you in the ear, sir.

and I mean it ... really.

Nickatilynx 09-20-2005 05:19 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com
Nick,
when those webmasters talk about military - I listen, everybody else may take a hike.

Did any of them actually face enemy fire?

The Falklands was tough.

So was fucking Belfast!!!

PornoDoggy 09-20-2005 05:22 PM

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Sir - it's my understanding that there were many more officers volunteering for Fauklands duty than could be accomodated.

Something about so many sheep - so little time ...

Is this true, sir?

Dravyk 09-20-2005 05:26 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy
Sir - it's my understanding that there were many more officers volunteering for Fauklands duty than could be accomodated.

Something about so many sheep - so little time ...

Is this true, sir?

Wanna see a Brit get pissed off in record time?

PD, Falklands? You mean the Malvinas, don't you? :)

Winetalk.com 09-20-2005 05:28 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
Did any of them actually face enemy fire?

The Falklands was tough.

So was fucking Belfast!!!


yeap..

http://ramos.adult.com/somalia.jpg
from
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...8&page=3&pp=50
and more pics there, showing what enemy fire has done to their equipment.

http://ramos.adult.com/pics/10.jpg

Nickatilynx 09-20-2005 05:30 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy
Sir - it's my understanding that there were many more officers volunteering for Fauklands duty than could be accomodated.

Something about so many sheep - so little time ...

Is this true, sir?


Well when I turned up I landed late Sat evening.We were held on the rock.

Turned up at the Officers mess and all everyone was really ponced up.I expected them all to look fucked after a good day yomping after Argies

But nope , everyone was hair slicked , uniform pressed , immaculateetc etc.

I said "Whats up?"

A Ccapt looks over and whispers " tonight's the night the shepherd brings the sheep to camp."

So as you can imagine I was kinda weirded out , I said "Fine , but what about all the pressed uniforms and slicked hair etc"

I was greeted by a chorus of "You don't want to get an ugly one!"



;-))))))








thank you please tip yr waitresses , I'll be here all week.

BTW never went to the Falklands ,nor Belfast , but I have seen all the documentaries...


;-))))

Nickatilynx 09-20-2005 05:31 PM

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Fuck off Dravyk

Dravyk 09-20-2005 05:32 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
Fuck off Dravyk

:thumbup:

Nickatilynx 09-20-2005 05:36 PM

Re: Sarettah's new UNofficial posting rule..please take heed.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
Well when I turned up I landed late Sat evening.We were held on the rock.

Turned up at the Officers mess and all everyone was really ponced up.I expected them all to look fucked after a good day yomping after Argies

But nope , everyone was hair slicked , uniform pressed , immaculateetc etc.

I said "Whats up?"

A Ccapt looks over and whispers " tonight's the night the shepherd brings the sheep to camp."

So as you can imagine I was kinda weirded out , I said "Fine , but what about all the pressed uniforms and slicked hair etc"

I was greeted by a chorus of "You don't want to get an ugly one!"



;-))))))








thank you please tip yr waitresses , I'll be here all week.

BTW never went to the Falklands ,nor Belfast , but I have seen all the documentaries...


;-))))


Not a titter , huh,...nothing...

......tough board :(

MorganGrayson 09-20-2005 05:45 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
Not a titter , huh,...nothing...

......tough board :(

Give a person a fucking minute, will ya? Geeze....

OK, I laughed. :)

(My email is in my ICQ. PayPal will be fine.)


:waving:

PornoDoggy 09-20-2005 05:57 PM

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I liked it ... cocksucksir

MorganGrayson 09-20-2005 05:59 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy
I liked it ... cocksucksir

Now *that* was funny!!! :bustingup

XxXotic 09-20-2005 06:04 PM

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i don't denigrate the soldiers who fight for our freedoms, I denigrate the leaders who send them into a senseless war for commodities :)

MorganGrayson 09-20-2005 06:14 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by XxXotic
i don't denigrate the soldiers who fight for our freedoms, I denigrate the leaders who send them into a senseless war for commodities :)

Since the beginning of recorded human history, it has *always* been the leaders who deserve denigration.

XxXotic 09-20-2005 06:17 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Since the beginning of recorded human history, it has *always* been the leaders who deserve denigration.

as much as I love taking alternate points of view, I can't do anything but agree with this statement :)

sarettah 09-20-2005 06:32 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
OK , and lets add in..

"You must have run an affiliate prog that got over 300 joins a day to discuss affiliate proggies"
"Traffic? Have to sent 1 million hits in a day to discuss traffic"
"Mail? In order to discuss mail you must be able to send over 100 joins per day"

If people only posted about sojmething they knew something about...hell'd it be quiet.

Foist of all... I posted an UNofficial rule and will post as many UNofficial rules as I fucking please.

Secondly, I didn't say anyone couldn't post about war, I requested that they not denigrate someone who served unless they had also served. They can still talk all they want, just don't go badmouthing a war record unless you have a war record. I think that's pretty fair.

Thirdly, Feck Off Pikey !!




:okthumb:

sarettah 09-20-2005 06:33 PM

Re: Sarettah's new UNofficial posting rule..please take heed.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
Oh and additionally , on Military matters , if you were an enlisted man , address me as "Sir " and fucking mean it!!!

;-)))


Yes, sir and fucking mean it :salute:




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Nickatilynx 09-20-2005 06:42 PM

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sessssh what a grouch...

MorganGrayson 09-20-2005 06:45 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah
Yes, sir and fucking mean it :salute:




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Ah, when punctuation goes wrong and others take advantage! I love it! :okthumb:


(Nick...he does get a tad grouchy now and then. Just a tad, though. :) )

sarettah 09-20-2005 06:53 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
(Nick...he does get a tad grouchy now and then. Just a tad, though. :) )


I AM NOT FUCKING GROUCHY











dammit

MorganGrayson 09-20-2005 07:03 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah
I AM NOT FUCKING GROUCHY











dammit

My apologies, scrumptious. You're not at all grouchy. It's all been just a vicious rumor started, no doubt, by Communists. :)

Trev 09-20-2005 07:17 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
So was fucking Belfast!!!

I know! I lived there!

As for the rest of the rules fuck you, Serge and Sar!!!

:)

sarettah 09-20-2005 07:22 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Trev
I know! I lived there!

As for the rest of the rules fuck you, Serge and Sar!!!



Steeeeerikkkkkeeeee One .......




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Trev 09-20-2005 07:23 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah
Steeeeerikkkkkeeeee One .......




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Fuck off! :)

MorganGrayson 09-20-2005 07:25 PM

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Gentlemen - a term I am using very loosely here - I daresay this thread has gotten totally out of hand.

Let's all maintain our center, shall we? :)

Trev 09-20-2005 07:27 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Gentlemen - a term I am using very loosely here - I daresay this thread has gotten totally out of hand.

Let's all maintain our center, shall we? :)

My Chea is right where it should be. :)

sarettah 09-20-2005 07:27 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Trev
Fuck off! :)


Strike two for the Limey....... :okthumb:

Nickatilynx 09-20-2005 07:27 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Trev
Fuck off! :)

you just gonna sit there and take that old man sarettah?

Trev 09-20-2005 07:27 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah
Strike two for the Limey....... :okthumb:

Fuck off again yank!


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