is there?

Put the toilet seat down when you’re done.
She'll use your razor for her legs.
Panties end up it the strangest of places.
Your mirror won't be good enough.
Be prepared to loose 75% of your wardrobe space.

There are so many more but that’s a general idea :)

Better get used to washing her underwear too

you won't ever really get a guilt-free 'boys night out'

you're going to have to spray that bathroom after you take a dump

you'll feel silly singin in the shower

you'll be sick of living with a girl after 1-3 months and you'll wish you never did it

you'll eventually get so sick of her that you can wait for her friends to come over so u can eye-fuck them and pretend to yourself that her friends are flirting with you and you could bang them if you realllly wanted to

she'll take your parking spaces

she'll park behind you even when she knows damned well you're leaving in 15 minutes

you'll have to watch what you say on the phone

you'll have to watch what you and your friends say while in the house

you'll have to make sure the hooker you banged from the street didnt leave lipstick, hairpin or whatnot in your car before you go home (happened to me when i was married)

youll be expected to mow the lawn in a timely fashion if you dont have a gardner

youll be expected to do stupid shit like wash the windows outside and inside and shit because she cant reach them if you dont have a housekeeper

she will get fat and lazy and you wont know how to tell her to unfuck herself without being a total schmuck

she will slack on her laundry duties or only do her laundry and you'll want to fucking kill her because you really wanted to wear a shirt that you thought was gonna be clean




the ONLY good thing that will become of this, is that you will LOVE the smell of the house right after she takes a shower and uses all those girly good smelling stuff.... gives her a temporary aura of being from another planet where maybe, just MAYBE living with a woman is GREAT...

:wnw:


I feel as if I've known you for years :)

Yup, yup, yup.

A few more:

You'll have to eat healthily and follow the latest diet, unless it's her that wants to pig out on chips etc.

You'll discover at least 6 varieties of bubble bath in the bathroom.

Your mess is because you're disgustingly untidy, her mess is also your fault in some way.

Your body is just a portable warmer for her cold feet.

You'll need to buy your own wardrobe and chest of drawers.

Yup, yup, yup.

A few more:

You'll have to eat healthily and follow the latest diet, unless it's her that wants to pig out on chips etc.

You'll discover at least 6 varieties of bubble bath in the bathroom.

Your mess is because you're disgustingly untidy, her mess is also your fault in some way.

Your body is just a portable warmer for her cold feet.

You'll need to buy your own wardrobe and chest of drawers. [/b][/quote]
Forget any tv shows/sporting events that you like! Soaps are the dish of the day now.
Look forward to many, many hours of being dragged around Ikea.
Forget going out for a drink with the guys... unless you take her along as well.

damn I'm starting to think my girlfriend is even cooler than I thought, because I don't think hardly any of those will be a problem. I guess i'll know in about 17 hours. :yowsa:

I don't know where she's going to put her clothes though, I've got them all in garbage bags in storage, along with all her desk and other crap I don't have room for. I suppoooose I can put some of my winter clothes in storage.....

2 weeks from now you'll shit at how much space she has and how little space you have :D

Ahhhh, the innocence of youth.

You think we didn't think like that?

Good luck with the move-in, it'll be fun :D

We did warn you!


So don't come crying to us when it all turns to shit :lol:

does she cook?

yea she can make some nice meals when she's not busy with schoolwork and shit. since she's not in school right now she'll have pleanty of time to cook and clean. not to mention she's paying rent too! (although it's not exactly half, but who cares.)

yea she can make some nice meals when she's not busy with schoolwork and shit. since she's not in school right now she'll have pleanty of time to cook and clean. not to mention she's paying rent too! (although it's not exactly half, but who cares.) [/b][/quote]
schoolwork? like in Norway?
:)

http://home.no/nokia3510i/russepresidentstripping.wmv

schoolwork? like in Norway?
:)

http://home.no/nokia3510i/russepresidentstripping.wmv [/b][/quote]
:groucho:


I tried that at school once and now I can't go back.

:groucho:


I tried that at school once and now I can't go back. [/b][/quote]
not to worry....Neither Michael Dell, not Steve Jobs, nor Bill Gates have finished school....
:)

I never graduted from Leningrad Polytechnical Institute either.
:)

not to worry....Neither Michael Dell, not Steve Jobs, nor Bill Gates have finished school....
:)

I never graduted from Leningrad Polytechnical Institute either.
:) [/b][/quote]
true enough. I may take some more classes I am interested in but most likely will never get a degree. I decided a year ago to spend my money on business instead of flushing that away, along with my time, on school. The thing about college is....you can always go back, get a degree, and become a teacher if you fail in business.

Im laughin my ass off at "My girlfriend is cooler then i thought"

Thats what we all thought, or we would never have let them move in in the first place.

One thing my old man always said is

""All a women wants is you to be honest, but the last thing she wants is the truth""

haha

:pearl:

I suggest you learn this phrase

"Obviously I must be wrong, I have a penis"

Don't do it.

Sooner or later she'll wish you'd never been born, and then set out to make you wish the same thing. :)

one thing i've never understood is how people are like "oh, that's what your wife says? in that case...you're wrong no matter what"


so when you get married you have no backbone for the rest of your life? lol.

"I won't try to change you and love you just as you are" is a great line LOL

Everytime I read this thread I keep getting "Run Forest, Run" flash through my mind :unsure:

First of all you have to set the rules or you will get some of the BS that you've read it this thread

And how some of you ever put up with all that nonsense I'll never understand (however funny it may be)

But then what the fuck do I know
I've never had a successful relationship

My x girlfriend has small tits. through the years her tits have gone south some.

We were meeting some friends for dinner and she asked me how she looked in her new sundress.

I made the mistake of saying, you're cute and petite, don't ruin it, put a bra on.


Maybe that's why she's my X. :biglaugh:

Girls have vaginas :)

Yoeah, you're gonna get caught cheating on her! :)

See me previous post. :)

Forget any tv shows/sporting events that you like! Soaps are the dish of the day now.
Look forward to many, many hours of being dragged around Ikea.
Forget going out for a drink with the guys... unless you take her along as well. [/b][/quote]
Preach it brothers...preach it!!!

Blowjobs.

(Or the threatened withdrawal of such).

Also here in Canada after she's lived with you for 6 mths and 1 day...she becomes common law wife.

Then if she leaves she gets to take half your shit with her :)

Actually the same applies to yr male model friend...

:)

Blowjobs.

(Or the threatened withdrawal of such). [/b][/quote]
Thats the thing though... A soon as the ring is on the finger, her mouth is air tight... unless shouting, whining or bitching :unsure:

Listen to Vick... Besides most women really love dickheads, you just have to be the right kind of a dickhead.

Kind of dickhead to be ...

1) Can you get this damn laundry done it isn't going to do itself
2) I pay all the fucking bills around here the least you could do is let me relax in the fucking garage without your ass yapping at me about the mess I made downstairs. Clean it up and shut the hell up.
3) You think you can use sex against me any more? Shit !! (reverse psychology works lol)
4) We'll buy that next week I want this this week.. And learn to repeat it every week....
5) Spend your own damn money on it then (that's a big one)
6) I'll take one closet if I want to for fuck sake (literally it's 5X3 no dressers nada)

Lsit goes on, then again I don't love the women I'm with... Treat her like total shit and she won't ever leave me as we are stuck together for a while. Maybe once I hit Eureka again and she stablizes mentally she will move out. In the mean time I could... and actually do ... Tell her to fuck off quite regularly, it's actually empowering as I remember all the times I used to want to with my ex and sometimes I'll tell her to fuck off for NO REASON thinking about how pissed I used to get at my ex and couldn't say it to her... reaplacement therapy or whatever the hell it's called :D :D

Kind of dickhead not to be ...

1) You are a lazy 'fat ass'
2) You fucking god damn whore (Whore word tends to be a no no)
3) I don't want to go over there your mom is a god damn bitch
4) Yes you do! But... You look fat in EVERYTHING you fucking wear so what does it matter?
5) Well just whip something up quick.. your supposed to be int he kitchen atleast an hour a day.. This $20 is going to beer damnit

The list goes on... I have said everything above and many things that were much more stupid when I was 'under the influence' of mind altering substances, you have to watch your honesty level when you get messed up man... LOL

Thats the thing though... A soon as the ring is on the finger, her mouth is air tight... unless shouting, whining or bitching :unsure: [/b][/quote]

Oh yeah... Learn to give up on Blowjobs as time goes by..

I don't think I could do it...

Question 1. If it's THAT fucking important why don't you put the seat down when you come into the bathroom, and then put the fucking thing back up when YOU'RE done???? Jesus Christ, it's a fucking toilet seat already... give it a rest.

Question 2. I've had this suit on for two fucking hours while I wait for you to get ready. Do you REALLY need to wait until we're walking out the door to say "you're not wearing that tie, are you?"

Question 3. Why do I have to do that right this fucking second? Can't you see I'm covered in grease from changing the oil in your car?


flame away ladies... and you all think I'm such a nice easygoing guy... :awinky:

so many happy couples. :)

Could go on forever on this subject but other duties are calling (2 shows tonight, back to back)

Teach her to appreciate good beer, good wings and good football - you will anyway
She'll get sex (including blowjobs) anytime she wants and anytime you want
Get the lifetime chanel blocked
If you want another to have sex with another women agree that you'll bring her home


My advice is to date/marry a much younger woman and keep her finacially dependant upon you (to some degree) and she is to be the homemaker (which is a very tough job, no kidding!)

and it's always your way

(yes I am a asshole and the first to admit it!!)

and always - HAVE FUN!!