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Nickatilynx 05-06-2005 10:55 AM

For a week because Eric Clapton was playing on TV and she said "Who is that old lame guy playing guitar"

I said..."Whaaaaaat!"

:)

She has also been grounded for saying "Ray Charles sucks"

And "What music did Paul McCartney write , he really sucks"

:)

gonzo 05-06-2005 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@May 6 2005, 09:56 AM
For a week because Eric Clapton was playing on TV and she said "Who is that old lame guy playing guitar"

I said..."Whaaaaaat!"

:)

She has also been grounded for saying "Ray Charles sucks"

And "What music did Paul McCartney write , he really sucks"

:)

For shame.... I think she should have to listen to Minibon's mexican cantina music for a week nonstop as part of the punishment.

Anthony 05-06-2005 10:58 AM

She will be the death of you.

hahaha

Nickatilynx 05-06-2005 10:59 AM

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Originally posted by Anthony@May 6 2005, 06:59 AM
She will be the death of you.

hahaha

Yup...LOL

Her friends think its well harsh she gets grounded for musical opinion LOL

Trev 05-06-2005 11:02 AM

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx+May 6 2005, 04:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ May 6 2005, 04:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Anthony@May 6 2005, 06:59 AM
She will be the death of you.

hahaha

Yup...LOL

Her friends think its well harsh she gets grounded for musical opinion LOL [/b][/quote]
I can't wait to see what you do when she starts dating :blink:

Nickatilynx 05-06-2005 11:05 AM

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Originally posted by Trev+May 6 2005, 07:03 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ May 6 2005, 07:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@May 6 2005, 04:00 PM
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@May 6 2005, 06:59 AM
She will be the death of you.

hahaha


Yup...LOL

Her friends think its well harsh she gets grounded for musical opinion LOL

I can't wait to see what you do when she starts dating :blink: [/b][/quote]
Dating?

WHAAAAAT!!!!!!!


;-)

Trev 05-06-2005 11:08 AM

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx+May 6 2005, 04:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ May 6 2005, 04:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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@May 6 2005, 06:59 AM
She will be the death of you.

hahaha


Yup...LOL

Her friends think its well harsh she gets grounded for musical opinion LOL


I can't wait to see what you do when she starts dating :blink:

Dating?

WHAAAAAT!!!!!!!


;-) [/b][/quote]
So you're saying she's going to be a Holy Sister of the Ilynx order :D

Red 05-06-2005 11:12 AM

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx+May 6 2005, 07:06 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ May 6 2005, 07:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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@May 6 2005, 06:59 AM
She will be the death of you.

hahaha


Yup...LOL

Her friends think its well harsh she gets grounded for musical opinion LOL


I can't wait to see what you do when she starts dating :blink:

Dating?

WHAAAAAT!!!!!!!


;-) [/b][/quote]
I feel sorry for her first date when he comes to pick her up and has to meet and be approved by daddy.

She's 12 Nick, it'll happen before you know it.

Nickatilynx 05-06-2005 11:12 AM

She can date in her 40s. :)

Trev 05-06-2005 11:14 AM

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Originally posted by Red+May 6 2005, 04:13 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Red @ May 6 2005, 04:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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@May 6 2005, 06:59 AM
She will be the death of you.

hahaha


Yup...LOL

Her friends think its well harsh she gets grounded for musical opinion LOL


I can't wait to see what you do when she starts dating :blink:


Dating?

WHAAAAAT!!!!!!!


;-)

I feel sorry for her first date when he comes to pick her up and has to meet and be approved by daddy.

She's 12 Nick, it'll happen before you know it. [/b][/quote]
Thats one event I would pay to see :yowsa:

DrGuile 05-06-2005 11:21 AM

yeah right

she'll cry, you'll feel bad, lift the grounding... and buy her another poney

Nickatilynx 05-06-2005 11:25 AM

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Originally posted by DrGuile@May 6 2005, 07:22 AM
yeah right

she'll cry, you'll feel bad, lift the grounding... and buy her another poney

Fuck...he's right :(

LOL....

You know you are rich when :

Your 12 yr old daughter has a matching LV Handbag and wallet.

;-))

Cleo 05-06-2005 11:33 AM

Wow, Eric Clapton is still alive?

Nickatilynx 05-06-2005 11:40 AM

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Originally posted by Cleo@May 6 2005, 07:34 AM
Wow, Eric Clapton is still alive?
You're grounded too.

Anthony 05-06-2005 11:41 AM

I really like the work Eric Clapton did with Depeche Mode.

Great stuff!

Nickatilynx 05-06-2005 11:44 AM

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Originally posted by Anthony@May 6 2005, 07:42 AM
I really like the work Eric Clapton did with Depeche Mode.

Great stuff!

Funny...very very funny...

you may not be grounded...but lets see...a call about 1.30 am may ruin your evening tonight..followed by further calls at 1.40 , 1.50

Coitus interuptus. :)


Hang on I have Canada Customs on speed dial...

Anthony 05-06-2005 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx+May 6 2005, 07:45 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ May 6 2005, 07:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Anthony@May 6 2005, 07:42 AM
I really like the work Eric Clapton did with Depeche Mode.

Great stuff!

Funny...very very funny...

you may not be grounded...but lets see...a call about 1.30 am may ruin your evening tonight..followed by further calls at 1.40 , 1.50

Coitus interuptus. :)


Hang on I have Canada Customs on speed dial... [/b][/quote]
Those goddamn blackberry phones, they can be programmed to turn off and turn on. Neat, eh? <<<< The eh for CC!

Joesho1 05-06-2005 11:55 AM

Who is Eric clapton? and what company does he work for?

gonzo 05-06-2005 11:55 AM

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Originally posted by Anthony@May 6 2005, 10:42 AM
I really like the work Eric Clapton did with Depeche Mode.

Great stuff!

CAn you tell me where to buy that CD? Nick says they dont have it up there...so Ill take him one.

Nickatilynx 05-06-2005 11:56 AM

Wish I had a blackberry.... :(




Mind you I'd probably break it and end up frisbeeing it...

Vick 05-06-2005 12:30 PM

It's times like this I ask myself

What would Sid Vicious do if he were here now?

TheEnforcer 05-06-2005 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@May 6 2005, 09:56 AM
For a week because Eric Clapton was playing on TV and she said "Who is that old lame guy playing guitar"

I said..."Whaaaaaat!"

:)

She has also been grounded for saying "Ray Charles sucks"

And "What music did Paul McCartney write , he really sucks"

:)

Your kid will grow up to appreciate good music!! :) A very important thing for a person to have!

On another note if I ever became a father I swear if I had a daughter she would hate me for life cause I can't imagine me being remotely nice to any of her boyfriends. <_< I'm a very laid back person but I think that would turn me into a major league asshole.

PornoDoggy 05-06-2005 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by Trev+May 6 2005, 10:03 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ May 6 2005, 10:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@May 6 2005, 04:00 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Anthony
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@May 6 2005, 06:59 AM
She will be the death of you.

hahaha


Yup...LOL

Her friends think its well harsh she gets grounded for musical opinion LOL

I can't wait to see what you do when she starts dating :blink: [/b][/quote]
She's twelve, right?

What makes you think "start" is the correct tense?

PornoDoggy 05-06-2005 12:47 PM

A friend of mine was nearly fired from a job in a record store for yelling at a young lady returning a copy of The Who's "Tommy".

She demanded the original - you know, with Tina Turner ... :angry:

mojobill 05-06-2005 12:55 PM

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Originally posted by PornoDoggy@May 6 2005, 11:48 AM
A friend of mine was nearly fired from a job in a record store for yelling at a young lady returning a copy of The Who's "Tommy".

She demanded the original - you know, with Tina Turner ... :angry:

now THATS sad.... he was totally justified! :rokk:

Nickatilynx 05-06-2005 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by fatbaby+May 6 2005, 08:56 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fatbaby @ May 6 2005, 08:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-PornoDoggy@May 6 2005, 11:48 AM
A friend of mine was nearly fired from a job in a record store for yelling at a young lady returning a copy of The Who's "Tommy".

She demanded the original - you know, with Tina Turner ... :angry:

now THATS sad.... he was totally justified! :rokk: [/b][/quote]
Hope I die before I get old...

Trev 05-06-2005 12:58 PM

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Originally posted by PornoDoggy+May 6 2005, 05:45 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (PornoDoggy @ May 6 2005, 05:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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Originally posted by Trev@May 6 2005, 10:03 AM
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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@May 6 2005, 04:00 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Anthony

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@May 6 2005, 06:59 AM
She will be the death of you.

hahaha


Yup...LOL

Her friends think its well harsh she gets grounded for musical opinion LOL


I can't wait to see what you do when she starts dating :blink:

She's twelve, right?

What makes you think "start" is the correct tense? [/b][/quote]
hmm. you're right, I should have said:

I can't wait till you find out she's dating :)

Nickatilynx 05-06-2005 01:03 PM

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Originally posted by Trev+May 6 2005, 08:59 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ May 6 2005, 08:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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Originally posted by PornoDoggy@May 6 2005, 05:45 PM
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Originally posted by Trev@May 6 2005, 10:03 AM
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Quote:

@May 6 2005, 06:59 AM
She will be the death of you.

hahaha


Yup...LOL

Her friends think its well harsh she gets grounded for musical opinion LOL


I can't wait to see what you do when she starts dating :blink:


She's twelve, right?

What makes you think "start" is the correct tense?

hmm. you're right, I should have said:

I can't wait till you find out she's dating :) [/b][/quote]
Remember you two BITCHES I have killed before!!!!!

































I used to be a cook , accidently poisoned some customers :)

PornoDoggy 05-06-2005 01:13 PM

I wouldn't worry, Nick. My experience with daughters suggests that there is only an 89% chance that the apple will exceed the sort of highjinx and trouble that the tree got into, and only a 88% chance they will do it a few years earlier ...

Vick 05-06-2005 01:27 PM

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@May 6 2005, 09:56 AM
And "What music did Paul McCartney write , he really sucks"

:)

Actually McCartney didn't suck

He was just boring and ignorant and basically responsible for the death of Rock n Roll

nlphoto 05-06-2005 01:52 PM

whoa there... don't lay it all on McCartney...
after all look at the road Phil Collins took Genesis... B)

Vick 05-06-2005 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by nlphoto@May 6 2005, 12:53 PM
whoa there... don't lay it all on McCartney...
after all look at the road Phil Collins took Genesis... B)

and the Lamb lies down
On Broadway



B)

Dravyk 05-06-2005 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@May 6 2005, 11:57 AM
Hope I die before I get old...
Er ... hate to be the one to tell ya (right, sure), but ...

You're too fucking late!! :)

Hell, you're already having delusions that you're young! :lol:

PornoDoggy 05-06-2005 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by Vick+May 6 2005, 12:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ May 6 2005, 12:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@May 6 2005, 09:56 AM
And "What music did Paul McCartney write , he really sucks"

:)

Actually McCartney didn't suck

He was just boring and ignorant and basically responsible for the death of Rock n Roll [/b][/quote]
I guess you only get once chance to play a song that goes ...

Nickatilynx 05-06-2005 02:49 PM

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Originally posted by Dravyk+May 6 2005, 10:40 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Dravyk @ May 6 2005, 10:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@May 6 2005, 11:57 AM
Hope I die before I get old...
Er ... hate to be the one to tell ya (right, sure), but ...

You're too fucking late!! :)

Hell, you're already having delusions that you're young! :lol: [/b][/quote]
I believe we are EXACTLY the same age , beeeeeeyotch!!!!

And you fucking look it!!!!

;-)))

Dravyk 05-06-2005 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx+May 6 2005, 01:50 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ May 6 2005, 01:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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Originally posted by Dravyk@May 6 2005, 10:40 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx
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@May 6 2005, 11:57 AM
Hope I die before I get old...


Er ... hate to be the one to tell ya (right, sure), but ...

You're too fucking late!! :)

Hell, you're already having delusions that you're young! :lol:

I believe we are EXACTLY the same age , beeeeeeyotch!!!!

And you fucking look it!!!!

;-))) [/b][/quote]
Shhhhhhhhh!!! :ph34r:

Defiant 05-06-2005 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by PornoDoggy+May 6 2005, 10:42 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (PornoDoggy @ May 6 2005, 10:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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Originally posted by Vick@May 6 2005, 12:28 PM
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@May 6 2005, 09:56 AM
And "What music did Paul McCartney write , he really sucks"

:)


Actually McCartney didn't suck

He was just boring and ignorant and basically responsible for the death of Rock n Roll

I guess you only get once chance to play a song that goes ... [/b][/quote]
Close... but not McCartney. That was Zappa's "Joe's Garage"
"Guess you only get one chance in life to play a song that goes like..."

PornoDoggy 05-06-2005 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by Defiant+May 6 2005, 02:04 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Defiant @ May 6 2005, 02:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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@May 6 2005, 09:56 AM
And "What music did Paul McCartney write , he really sucks"

:)


Actually McCartney didn't suck

He was just boring and ignorant and basically responsible for the death of Rock n Roll


I guess you only get once chance to play a song that goes ...

Close... but not McCartney. That was Zappa's "Joe's Garage"
"Guess you only get one chance in life to play a song that goes like..." [/b][/quote]
Oh, my.

It was meant as a poke at the silly notion that the demise of rock 'n roll was something other than greatly exaggerated.

The fact that you think I could possibly confuse Zappa with McCartney .... I don't quite know how to react to that.

I mean ... I got in trouble for drowning out my little sister's fucking "1910 Fruit Gum Company" single with "Cruising With Ruben & The Jets".

There's a lot about the 60s (and the 70s and the 80s and the 90s) that I don't remember - but to confuse Frank with Lennon's lesser half is beyond burnout ... it's faded away.

Vick 05-06-2005 04:56 PM

Yeah just let me know when you can dance (or fuck) to any song on Sargent Peppers

Try getting an erection with Lucy in the Sky playing in the background, well at least if you're hetero. The only thing that song is good for is illicit drug usage

and therein lies the demise of Rock-n-Roll in the 60's - See Don McClean's "American Pie" for a more detailed version


Only to be resurrected by the Ramones and then a bunch of fun loving hair bands (who no one including themselves took seriously)




Edited to add- yes I realize the Beatles were extremely talented and made huge contributions to the world of music - just none I could enjoy
With the notable exception of being the first band I ever heard use distortion ono purpose (Back in the U.S.S.R.)

grimm 05-06-2005 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@May 6 2005, 07:06 AM
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@May 6 2005, 06:59 AM
She will be the death of you.

hahaha


Yup...LOL

Her friends think its well harsh she gets grounded for musical opinion LOL


I can't wait to see what you do when she starts dating :blink:


Dating?

WHAAAAAT!!!!!!!


;-)


I feel sorry for her first date when he comes to pick her up and has to meet and be approved by daddy.

She's 12 Nick, it'll happen before you know it.

Thats one event I would pay to see :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
why pay, be the date!;) LOL


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