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For a week because Eric Clapton was playing on TV and she said "Who is that old lame guy playing guitar"
I said..."Whaaaaaat!" :) She has also been grounded for saying "Ray Charles sucks" And "What music did Paul McCartney write , he really sucks" :) |
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She will be the death of you.
hahaha |
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Her friends think its well harsh she gets grounded for musical opinion LOL |
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Her friends think its well harsh she gets grounded for musical opinion LOL [/b][/quote] I can't wait to see what you do when she starts dating :blink: |
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Dating? WHAAAAAT!!!!!!! ;-) |
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WHAAAAAT!!!!!!! ;-) [/b][/quote] So you're saying she's going to be a Holy Sister of the Ilynx order :D |
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WHAAAAAT!!!!!!! ;-) [/b][/quote] I feel sorry for her first date when he comes to pick her up and has to meet and be approved by daddy. She's 12 Nick, it'll happen before you know it. |
She can date in her 40s. :)
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She's 12 Nick, it'll happen before you know it. [/b][/quote] Thats one event I would pay to see :yowsa: |
yeah right
she'll cry, you'll feel bad, lift the grounding... and buy her another poney |
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LOL.... You know you are rich when : Your 12 yr old daughter has a matching LV Handbag and wallet. ;-)) |
Wow, Eric Clapton is still alive?
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I really like the work Eric Clapton did with Depeche Mode.
Great stuff! |
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you may not be grounded...but lets see...a call about 1.30 am may ruin your evening tonight..followed by further calls at 1.40 , 1.50 Coitus interuptus. :) Hang on I have Canada Customs on speed dial... |
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you may not be grounded...but lets see...a call about 1.30 am may ruin your evening tonight..followed by further calls at 1.40 , 1.50 Coitus interuptus. :) Hang on I have Canada Customs on speed dial... [/b][/quote] Those goddamn blackberry phones, they can be programmed to turn off and turn on. Neat, eh? <<<< The eh for CC! |
Who is Eric clapton? and what company does he work for?
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Wish I had a blackberry.... :(
Mind you I'd probably break it and end up frisbeeing it... |
It's times like this I ask myself
What would Sid Vicious do if he were here now? |
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On another note if I ever became a father I swear if I had a daughter she would hate me for life cause I can't imagine me being remotely nice to any of her boyfriends. <_< I'm a very laid back person but I think that would turn me into a major league asshole. |
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She's twelve, right? What makes you think "start" is the correct tense? |
A friend of mine was nearly fired from a job in a record store for yelling at a young lady returning a copy of The Who's "Tommy".
She demanded the original - you know, with Tina Turner ... :angry: |
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Hope I die before I get old... |
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What makes you think "start" is the correct tense? [/b][/quote] hmm. you're right, I should have said: I can't wait till you find out she's dating :) |
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I can't wait till you find out she's dating :) [/b][/quote] Remember you two BITCHES I have killed before!!!!! I used to be a cook , accidently poisoned some customers :) |
I wouldn't worry, Nick. My experience with daughters suggests that there is only an 89% chance that the apple will exceed the sort of highjinx and trouble that the tree got into, and only a 88% chance they will do it a few years earlier ...
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He was just boring and ignorant and basically responsible for the death of Rock n Roll |
whoa there... don't lay it all on McCartney...
after all look at the road Phil Collins took Genesis... B) |
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On Broadway B) |
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You're too fucking late!! :) Hell, you're already having delusions that you're young! :lol: |
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He was just boring and ignorant and basically responsible for the death of Rock n Roll [/b][/quote] I guess you only get once chance to play a song that goes ... |
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You're too fucking late!! :) Hell, you're already having delusions that you're young! :lol: [/b][/quote] I believe we are EXACTLY the same age , beeeeeeyotch!!!! And you fucking look it!!!! ;-))) |
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And you fucking look it!!!! ;-))) [/b][/quote] Shhhhhhhhh!!! :ph34r: |
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Close... but not McCartney. That was Zappa's "Joe's Garage" "Guess you only get one chance in life to play a song that goes like..." |
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"Guess you only get one chance in life to play a song that goes like..." [/b][/quote] Oh, my. It was meant as a poke at the silly notion that the demise of rock 'n roll was something other than greatly exaggerated. The fact that you think I could possibly confuse Zappa with McCartney .... I don't quite know how to react to that. I mean ... I got in trouble for drowning out my little sister's fucking "1910 Fruit Gum Company" single with "Cruising With Ruben & The Jets". There's a lot about the 60s (and the 70s and the 80s and the 90s) that I don't remember - but to confuse Frank with Lennon's lesser half is beyond burnout ... it's faded away. |
Yeah just let me know when you can dance (or fuck) to any song on Sargent Peppers
Try getting an erection with Lucy in the Sky playing in the background, well at least if you're hetero. The only thing that song is good for is illicit drug usage and therein lies the demise of Rock-n-Roll in the 60's - See Don McClean's "American Pie" for a more detailed version Only to be resurrected by the Ramones and then a bunch of fun loving hair bands (who no one including themselves took seriously) Edited to add- yes I realize the Beatles were extremely talented and made huge contributions to the world of music - just none I could enjoy With the notable exception of being the first band I ever heard use distortion ono purpose (Back in the U.S.S.R.) |
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why pay, be the date!;) LOL |
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