Rum jungle... Didn't have the homie hook up so dmonee was able to tip the doorman and buy homies in leaving ...jenna and party sponsors in the cold. Including jackie marland from howard stern show.

Much boasting about cristal amounted to a a sip for all at midnight. I helped out the cheap braggart and sent a dozen assorted donuts. Aren't yall glad you kissed ass all this time?

Extreme fetish party ..... Extreme class. Comp limobus rides...everyone with a ticket got in. No long lines....open bar hot tunes and babes. Extreme paychecks knows how to throw a real party without demanding ass kissing and begging. I gurss its easy when your sites convert and retain.

More reviews and pics later.

The best party was the one we got into...with you in that coat..so verra sexy...

Fat Fucking Nobodies....rocked.

Where's my tee shirt?

Seriously, Jungle Bash....stood in line for what..twenty minutes..and then left. Had a better time at Krispy Kreme!

Even up here In Vancouver I heard the FFN party rocked.

Cheap , cheerful and unpretentious.

Excellent ....(in the manner of Mr.Burns)

( i better be up on the ffn site soon too btw...or I will scream and scream and make myself sick , and I can! )

And I also heard that the Extreme party kicked ass too.

I am REALLY sorry I missed the FFN bash. We were so slammed trying to get ready for Tony's last minute idea that I couldn't make it. :(

FWIW I already gave my .02 cents on K-Com. The FFN party was definitely the place to be...

:rokk:

blah, with my hectic schedule I missed the FFN bash...
the Extreme Paychecks party was ok, just not my type of music, but hey, I got to meet Lemmy! Also, liked the fgact that there were zero problems at the door (aside from a few surfers getting in)....it was refreshing not to have to slide a $20 under a pass to get through the doors to a private party....

Pictures on the way soon. Thanks to all of you that came out and those of you that didnt....we had a donut for you!

I took several pictures with Private Ivy!

I went to Junglebash, Extreme, and TGP VIP, and Players ball -- all were great..

some difficulties at first with the players ball, but it ended up working out alright.

JoeSHO - good seeing you ;)

I would have preferred more "fetish" at the fetish party
the player's ball would have been more fun without a foot injury to my wife

I wasn't at a lot of the parties...mainly did that zombie shuffle around the island bar 50 times...

I heard about your wife's injury :grrr: Hope she's OK!!

Word travels fast about the FFNB event.

http://www.klixxx.com/archive/vivalasvegas.shtml

Thanks Klixxx!

Nick and I are excited to be working with the entire crew both old and new. Congrats to Raven on landing a job with them. I just got my copy after I went to Vegas so Ill be reading today as I cut back the swelling on my feets.

Welcome home bro :) When you get your voice backand some rest i'll ring ya

-Loki-

It was a tough sell, Gonzo. Been trying to get my foot in the door for years now. Thanks for the congrats on the Klixxx gig!

WHERE'S MY TEE SHIRT?

:purpdance:

It was a tough sell, Gonzo. Been trying to get my foot in the door for years now. Thanks for the congrats on the Klixxx gig!

WHERE'S MY TEE SHIRT?

:purpdance: [/b][/quote]
Black or white?

Black or white? [/b][/quote]
hey wheres mine! :) im mikes partner and i dont get one, i feel so lowly, im a FFN, sxl, black, pretty please, ill dance sexy for you!

Hey Gonzo, I didn't get mine either, so doubledipped my DMPM gear...
hehehe
was great seeing and chatting with you again as well as chatting with Joesho about a big announcement that will be hitting Oprano soon :)

hey wheres mine! :) im mikes partner and i dont get one, i feel so lowly, im a FFN, sxl, black, pretty please, ill dance sexy for you! [/b][/quote]
Grimm I got a batch of black ones I need to go pick up .Forest and Joe both left theirs in Vegas. Guess I be mailing a lot of shit.

I got one to still send to Buff as well.

I only attended one party this year. my first FFN party :) Had a wonderful time, good folks, great donuts and excellent conversation.

Thank you Gonzo.

Did not miss the mayhem of the other parties, did the business I went to do, ate well and got plenty of rest. Guess I am pretty boring...LOL

It was a tough sell, Gonzo. Been trying to get my foot in the door for years now. Thanks for the congrats on the Klixxx gig!

WHERE'S MY TEE SHIRT?

:purpdance: [/b][/quote]
congrats raven!!! welcome aboard!!!

looking forward to working with you in '05

the Klixxx team are great peeps to work with :okthumb:

congrats raven!!! welcome aboard!!!

looking forward to working with you in '05

the Klixxx team are great peeps to work with :okthumb: [/b][/quote]
We're thrilled to have Raven on the team! Official PR comes out next week - but ya heard it here first on Oprano! :rokk:

Klixxx is definitely the place to read articles/tips/news written by REAL webmasters and industry pros... CJ is just one of the many veterans that we've got writing for us on a regular basis. Her Crossover series is a big hit!

If you aren't getting Klixxx at your home/office - hit me up on ICQ - 29052013 and let's get you hooked up!



....and what's this about t-shirts? *hint hint* :yowsa:

So happy we got to spend time with you and the Exclusive Media Group team Bestat - it's been WAY too long. Dinner was fantastic - and the conversation/company was even better!

Looking forward to seeing you again in San Diego. I guess now it's 100% certain that you'll be there after tonight's game. lol (and YES... it is grumpy at our house tonight... like a black cloud decended when the tie was broken in OT...)

See you in a couple of months hon - let's definitely plan to get together again!

:bdance:

This next article will be the 6 month mark since I started writing the regular column again!

I'm always getting comments from all areas of the industry - Klixxx has this amazing variety of webmasters that read it ... and so many who you have NEVER seen on the boards or at shows.

I spoke to someone recently who had been around since 96, knew a few of the early guys, but had not spoken to many within the industry since!

There's that word of the week again Kath - Oldtimers LOL

I know.... I'm trying not to keep using it but it's really a POSITIVE thing really....

It just felt so good in that sea of we'll-probably-never-see-'em-again newbies to also find so many industry vets that were worth taking time out to talk with, catch up on what they've been up to, share pics of kids/pets and do a little biz as well.

After years of working with mainly noobs, it was nice to REALLY talk shop.

:rokk: :rokk: :rokk:


And.... I said this before but.... you were SO missed!

Kath, it was wonderful to spend time with you again, definitely one of the highlights of the show. It had been too long, and having some private time was so special.

Tell the Big Lug I feel for him, not going to get too cocky though....Bronco's have a long way to go. :)

Gonzo.. did you miss me ??

Anyone have a review of the Players Ball? Curious how it came off with the CES crowd in town.

I was nursing a mutant blister on my foot and just wasn't up to it. A bad taste in my mouth from seeing the D-Money action at Rumjungle first hand didn't help.

I know it couldn't have gone too late as I saw D$ cruising past the official FFN Pai Gow table a bit after 2AM.

I'll agree with everyone on the Extreme Paychecks party. Not alot of people in costume, and some extra signage for the VIPs would've been nice, but very well done.

There was no real wait for the bus either going or coming. No problem at all getting in, proving that it is possible to throw a big party at a club without creating a goat fuck at the door. Free booze was still flowing around 3AM when we left.

The big parties are on the decline, in fact the parties that do happen are getting more and more exclusive overall. And it's no wonder. Freeloaders with no traffic get in, while guys who aren't busy being "players" and instead just quietly run their business are often left outside. Where's the ROI in that?

And I know for me, although I try to see things for what they are, when I do my sponsor house cleaning each year, usually soon after Vegas, the way the companies were reflected at Internext does weigh into my decisions. Do they look like up 'n comers? On the way out? Class acts? Well organized?

If I were one of the sponsors of the Jungle Bash, i'd be PISSED off. Meanwhile, Extreme Paychecks gets an "A" from me for the image they presented at Internext.

You were missed by our group Billy.

Actually your name came up in conversation a couple of times and, it was nothing sexual either.. go figure :zoinks:

From 20,000 miles away Internext was sounding like an event I was lucky to have missed for a while there.. until I read your article. Your slant on Internext left me feeling like I had missed something worthwhile.. AVN should send you flowers for writing that one! :)



Even without being there it's hard to avoid thinking extremepaychecks=goodthings with posts about the way they handled their party everywhere.

(Why haven't you got them signed up as a sponsor here yet Gonzo/Nick? They have paid ads and masses of sig whores on every adult board I read!!)

I missed you lots Billy.
I set my spring and fall wardrobe by your example on how you dress for the parties.

All the women kept asking two questions:

1) Where's billy?

2) Who's the Asshole of the Year?

Grimm I got a batch of black ones I need to go pick up .Forest and Joe both left theirs in Vegas. Guess I be mailing a lot of shit.

I got one to still send to Buff as well. [/b][/quote]
Freakin Sweet. you rock gonzo. its like christmas in january.

All the women kept asking two questions:

1) Where's billy?

2) Who's the Asshole of the Year? [/b][/quote]
those werent women, if they were asking about bily they had to be preop transexuals:)

I missed you lots Billy.
I set my spring and fall wardrobe by your example on how you dress for the parties. [/b][/quote]
the world is going to have a shortage of bowling shirts with martini glasses on them, very soon... just a feeling i had.

From 20,000 miles away Internext was sounding like an event I was lucky to have missed for a while there.. until I read your article. Your slant on Internext left me feeling like I had missed something worthwhile.. AVN should send you flowers for writing that one! :)



Even without being there it's hard to avoid thinking extremepaychecks=goodthings with posts about the way they handled their party everywhere.

(Why haven't you got them signed up as a sponsor here yet Gonzo/Nick? They have paid ads and masses of sig whores on every adult board I read!!) [/b][/quote]
Actually Opti... Ive used them as a sponsor for a while now.
The sites do convert well.
Its no secret that Spaz worked there for a year as well so I know the company pretty damn well.

I have Nate's card here and Ill be getting in touch with him during the work week.

Its been a timing thing in the past. If your an affiliate why not let John and the crew know youd like to see an Extreme Paychecks presence here on Oprano?

Certainly they know they are quite welcome.

Ahem, I'm a woman! (I did run a check first before I posted :awinky: )

And Grimm, it wouldn't kill YOU to show up for a Peaches' hug every couple of years either, ya know. <_<

I did not make ONE party this year.... by design! ;-)

But, I dont know HOW I forgot about and missed the FFN one.... what the fuck was I thinking????

You DID however find us the Sportsbook! :) We realized that's the place to hang where you can be w/in fast walking distance from the circle bar to make a run every half hour or so, but still have a place to drink and hear each other talk. :okthumb:

Gonzo the FFN rocked is was great seeing everyone :)

Waves to Boob Head. :nyanya:

There doesn't seem to be a lot of pics posted for this show.