Hey folks! I've been lurking over at GFY and AmateurMasters for a long while now, and finally someone in Vegas said "Come post on Oprano." So I considered myself officially invited and signed up when I got home. So hullo everyone! It was great to meet the faces I met in Vegas, and for the folks I didn't meet, I hope to see you there next year! :D

Goodness, it'll be worth it to stay here just for the kickass smilie collection!

http://www.elli-nude.com/GFY/FluidNo...s/PB160036.JPG

That's me on the right :)

OMG there's an Orco smilie. That's it, I'm staying! :redance:

Welcome Elli! Nice to see ya around these parts - jump right in the gumbo and don't hold back :awinky:

Welcome online Elli...

Damn youd think that youd remember who told you to come out and play at Oprano. I guess I didnt rub enough of that fur on you.

Mebbe Shemp will show back up. I personally invited Michelle too

I did remember it was you, Gonzo. Believe it or not :) I missed you in your fine furs, though. I have a story about your donuts, though. Wanna hear?

Why sure Ms. Elli...tell me the story.
Im sure it must be a good one!

Once upon a time not so long ago, in a land not so far away...

Myself, Shemp, TenLetters and StuartD had decided to skip out on the Player's Ball to check out the Krispy Kreme alternative. We journeyed to the upstairs food court at the Venetian at around midnight on that fateful evening. Upon finding only four other people in the food court, we decided that we had missed the party and so decided to begin our very own.

We chose a suitable table and Shemp whipped out a 20$ with which to acquire the appropriate party supplies. TenLetters and I, as it turned out, had never tasted the wonder that is Krispy Kreme before, so we were quite excited to rid ourselves of our donut virginity. After waiting in line at the counter for a few minutes, it was our turn to order our sugary nuggets of heaven.

Even though it appeared to be our turn (we were standing squarely under the "Order Here" sign), the Krispy Kreme employee was busily filling countless boxes of dozens of donuts straight of the conveyor belt. Oh yes, he saw us. He didn't smile, but I suppose you could say he nodded. After filling about 6 boxes, he finally turned his full attention to us. TenLetters suggested, "We could just take one of these boxes." But no! The loyal employee stopped his hand and replied, "No! These are for them!" He waved his gloved hand at the food court behind us.

Them? We both looked around the foodcourt. Other than the two men at our own table, only five people were present, and they were leaving. But we gamely shrugged our shoulders and waited for him to assemble a box of donuts specially for us.

We enjoyed our box of donuts, but we never did figure out who "Them" was who ordered a gross of Krispy Kreme original glazed donuts.

Are you the mysterious "Them"?

I got lap dance at Danny's in 97...THAT was a party to copy, folks
;-)))

I'll never forget the look on the waiter's face when Laura took her top out
;-))))

Elli,

Welcome to Oprano :purpdance:

My aunt's dog's name is Elli. You're better looking though, and possibly smell nicer.

my dog is a teen...why don't you smell her?
;-))))

my dog is a teen...why don't you smell her?
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Don't mind me if I do. I love the smell of wet dog in the morning.

Don't mind me if I do. I love the smell of wet dog in the morning.[/b][/quote]
perve!
;-)))

Thanks. :)

Elli can make a story about a food counter sound good. You a writer Elli?

This one's for you :redance:

Although I'm quite sure the lap dance was more enjoyable and the tah tahs more pleasant to look at...

It is quality entertainment to follow a fat fuck in a fur coat with a bare white belly and a couple of boxes of doughnuts thru a casino. If you surf just the right distance in what has come to be known as the "GonZo Wake", you get to not only see the reaction on their faces when they notice him but hear the comments they make after he is out of ear shot.

Welcome to the zoo Elli......

:redance:

:bwave: :bjump: :bwave:

Welcome Elli! I can't beat TGF's dog story, but that's the name one of my best friends calls me, which bizarrely is actually a nickname of a nickname. :unsure:

And watching the Asian folks doubled up in laughter and saying things you can't understand when seeing him is almost as good. :P

Ok I'll bite. How do get a nickname of a nickname? :)

Thanks for the welcome everyone and thanks for the thread bump Serge! :) Yeah I've been known to write occasionally. I'm not sure why I waxed poetic over Krispy Kremes, but hey, you take them as they come. :) They sure did taste good! Now I wish I had been a part of the Gonzo parade! Aw man... So when's the next party? I'm almost recouperated and ready to go again!

Welcome Elli! I think you will have a much more productive experience than what you experienced on the SpamateurCliqueSite. As you can see I have not posted much on this board. WHY? Because I've been too busy reading and learning from the others here...which is what a GOOD webmaster board should do...and they do it well here!



Last edited by godkill at Jan 10 2004, 09:09 AM

The them are hiding at
Them

Come join em. Them is your kinda people.

Hey Elli :)

Welcome to Oprano! So nice to see you here. I hope to get to know you better :)

Thanks for the link, Gonzo. I just burnt away 30 minutes.. :)

Hi Kacy! Thanks for the welcome! Gosh, I haven't been told to show my stuff or that I'm too old and wrinkly yet.. I might just have to stay here :bdance:

give it time :P

LOL

you won't get many old & wrinkly comments around here, but its amazing none of the gfy kids have asked about your tits yet :rolleyes:

welcome aboard!

Elli,

I hear you are in the Vancouver area

:groucho:

You should meet the 'bad boys" of Vancouver adult , cj has ;-)))))

I went to a couple parties this October and met some new faces. Coin, Shemp, DrinkingHard, Webgurl, FNPJen, Katt, Igor, etc etc. Do they count as bad boys or am I missing somebody? :)

I'm always up for a good party! :rokk:

you're missing somebody ;-)

just beware of trips to japanese restaurants!!!!! :P

glad you pointed that out :)

They are not bad...they are minorly wicked ;-)))))

We at Whitcon do not have issues ,
We have subscriptions!!!! ;-)))
The Japanese restaurant was nothing ;-)))

CJ was opposite us at Carderos when this happened!!!!

;-))))))

If you were at the Vancouver show ,and attended OrangeNo5 we got you comped

;-)))



Last edited by Nickatilynx at Jan 10 2004, 04:13 PM

Don't believe him. We are not wicked.

We're sitting around the poker table with our laptops drinking tea and eating crimpets (Low Carb).

We have been discussing what topics to bring up in Bible Class tomorrow.

I, myself, can't wait!

LMFAO

that photo is such a classic ... the poor waiter that night couldn't keep up with the drink orders (and that was just your beverages!!)

it was an awesome night, and I can strongly recommend getting together with the boys for a great dinner - unless you are brad shaw that is :biglaugh:

my poor sister wasn't sure what she landed in after that dinner :biglaugh:

LMFAO

that photo is such a classic ... the poor waiter that night couldn't keep up with the drink orders (and that was just your beverages!!)

it was an awesome night, and I can strongly recommend getting together with the boys for a great dinner - unless you are brad shaw that is :biglaugh:

my poor sister wasn't sure what she landed in after that dinner :biglaugh:[/b][/quote]
We are still waiting on nekkids of your sister.

you got as much chance of nekkids of kez as you do of me big boy :rolleyes:

ant, LIAR!! we know things have changed dramatically there but the only bible I'd believe is in your office is the porno mags on the bathroom floor!!!!!!!!

:nyanya:

Her sister is hot ass hell, she but frankly wouldn't give me the wind from her ass ;-))))))


The official position of the Whitcon Group is "We love him"

;-))))

I wouldn't go that far.

OK..., Anthony

How about


" He is an annoying little asshole , however , his latest comments about business concur with closely with our own."

That's the ticket!



Last edited by Anthony at Jan 10 2004, 04:54 PM

Now I know that they don't have Krispy Kremes in japanese restaurants, but resorting to snorting packets of Sweet N' Low really should clue you in that you've got a sugar problem, Nick :P

LMAO

'... but it would still be fun to kick his ass'