I know the libs would not find it too funny..... but everyone else, enjoy...

http://citysoap.com/cars/mailedD14.jpg

I can laugh at it asl long as I feel guilty about it....

:D

This is why I love you PD. You DO possess a sense of humor....

Of course the more I look at the photo, the more I think its been photoshopped.

Good job though !!!

And yes, I acn appreciate it too, even with my UnAmerican Communistic urges.....


:yowsa:

pearl!!!

ahahahahahahahahahahaha

PD! :wnw:

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It was then that JR proved there would be little left to the imagination. Not on this day. Not on any day. Not even on the coldest, dampest, most dreary day in history. All is well in the world.

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Last edited by RawAlex at Oct 7 2003, 11:10 AM

let me know when you find one you like.

http://www.pleasurelabs.com/pics/alex_ape.gif

LMAO - I think I just shit myself - "Oops I crapped my pants!!!"

Nice pic Mike :okthumb:

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Last edited by RawAlex at Oct 7 2003, 11:11 AM

Alex, please send all legal correspondence to the law offices of:

Sux, Twew, Beemee
101, Scary Guy from Another Country Dr.
Suite 1
MouseTurd, Tenessee USA
90210



Last edited by JR at Oct 6 2003, 09:53 PM

i was looking for an example of a "he is picking on me and anyway, i think he is an asshole" legal letter and could not find one.

this should be both educational and interesting.

Dear Mr Henderson,

It has come to the attention of my firm that you have again threatened some form of legal action against our client for what can only be described as immature behavior.

Please be advised that we have already punished our client in a manner both appropriate and consistent with the offense.

Attached is photographic proof of the aforementioned punishment and we trust that this matter will be now be closed and consider it to be resolved.

Should similar issues arise in the future, we suggest telling your mommy.

Sincerely Yours
JR's Legal Team

http://www.pleasurelabs.com/pics/alex_pickedon.gif

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Last edited by RawAlex at Oct 7 2003, 11:11 AM

LMFAO

:salute:

Alex,

The pissier you get , the funnier it gets ;)

Damn, never seen you up this early (or late?).

Morning Colin

In part I think its returning to the clean living,Colin.Seriously :-)

Plus when I was at school in England there were a lot of clever..really clever bastards in my class.

I couldn't outsmart them so the only alternative was to out work them.

I got used to 4-5 hours sleeps a night in order to do it. :)

Feel like your old self again?

I know that feeling.

Exactly !!!!

Its a hell of a buzz. ;-)))

In fact I'm now at a loss to understand why I went down that path , yet terrified , that, if not careful , I could again.Weird , huh?

You snatched the words right out of my mouth ... but transformed them into some sort of evil poetry.

Yup , its nice to back to normal ;-)))

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Last edited by RawAlex at Oct 7 2003, 11:11 AM

translation provided by the Oprano Bullshit Decoder:

"I just want to be loved"

Hope you can afford the postage.

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Last edited by RawAlex at Oct 7 2003, 11:12 AM

Does that matter? I know many places that have a mailing address offshore and a local phone number for their domains. In fact, I would think that would be a good thing....? :unsure:

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Last edited by RawAlex at Oct 7 2003, 11:12 AM

do you want to tell my parents and my teacher too?

the contact info needs to be legitimate contact info which it is. thats all. sorry, you don't win a prize though you may soon win an honary award for being my favorite bitch.

Dear Tucows,

Some guy is making fun of me on a porn message board.
kindly deactivate his domain immediately.

Sincerely,
Alex (the injured party)

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Last edited by RawAlex at Oct 7 2003, 11:12 AM

The info is correct.

Is that really something you can sue over?

I don't think you want to threaten me, Alex. You have to see me twice a year and we both know I can kick your ass.