Not to be too morbid.
Ever thought about how it all will end?

Freak gardening accident?
Stray martini pick in the eye?
Angry pack of squirrels?
"blue ice" through the bedroom ceiling?

any thoughts?

Personally I want to go like grandma, all cozy and asleep.
Not like the people kicking and screaming in the backseat of her car.

Shok,
thanks for launching my new
"We'll cremate you alive" affiliate program!
;-))

Assasinated by a founder member of SPEWS. ;)

A teacher at school once said drowning is supposed to be quite pleasant :o

dunno why that one stayed with me... can't recall much else about him ;-)

How did he know?

No idea.. but he looked like the wolfman and i was about 12 years old... I was willing to take his word on most stuff in those days! :D

maybe he was really into that asphyxo masturbation stuff and did know something?!

Looks like I will die in a fiery, highspeed combine accident.
:P

LOL I'm sure there's at least one person that reads this board that would like to kill me, so I'd start the pool now ;)

I think it's becoming painfully obvious I will be gunned down in a flaming fury of bullets most likely at the hands of webmaster's who feel I am talking smack about them, or pornstars that were promised traffic for blowjobs.....

:matey:

How do you get a combine to go fast, short of driving it off a cliff?


I'm planning to live forever, or die trying... :blink:

Actually, drowning is quite pleasant AFTER you get past the sheer panic part.

As long as it isn't being eaten by a shark I'll be happy!! :blink:

How do you get a combine to go fast, short of driving it off a cliff?[/b][/quote]
He might be on something else fast moving that hits a combine in a fiery accident! :ph34r:

I can see pornoman being beaten to death by a boy band.
Preferrably Nsync.

I will have a heart attack from eating too much cheesecake and the ambulance won't be able to make it down my hill. The paramedics will attempt to walk down the hill and carry me up. This in turn will cause THEM to have heart attacks and there will be several dead country folk on the side of my mountain :bdance:

I've heard freezing to death is painless, but since few people are able to tell you how it felt to die, I don't hold much stock in what I've heard :awinky:

I think I did an article about this a few years ago for The Chronicles....

I'm too lazy to look up the uRL at the moment though....

ok, off to comdex to mingle with the computer nerds..............

I will shuffle off this mortal coil quietly in my sleep at Mr. Edd's Geisha House and Tea Emporium on a bed of 40 naked japanese girls. The coroner will be unable to remove the smile from my face, and my remains will be placed in my private supercollider and vaporized in a massive implosion that will create "eddquarks" that disrupt the space-time continuium ripping a hole in the 4th and 6th dimensions.

Sayonara, Edd! :yowsa:

I have just realised how I will die.

From a freaking heart attack through being made to pay people for garbage traffic by Anthony!!!]

FECK!!!!

It goes against everything I hold dear!!!This honesty shit HAS TO stop!!!!

I have a rep to maintain


(see Screwed by sexhit thread)

I just realized how I'm gonna die.

It will be from sudden blood clots forming in my fingers and traveling up to my brain trying to keep up with Nick and him exploding about paying people.

That, or trying to carry his carcas after we pay. I have a weak heart, you know.

:P

Therefore the way to a longer life is....

Not paying!!!!

:agrin: :yowsa:

I'm not going anywhere damnit, so your all stuck with me forever :rokk:

I will probably be beaten to death by a deranged Baltimore Ravens fan. Oh, wait, I already cheated death on that one.... :yowsa:

i am gonna die???
:unsure:

I hope I won't die suffocating because butt plug was inserted in my mouth instead of my ass!
;-))

..and I wish everybody the same thing
;-))

:woo: Big C gonna get me!!!

face it, most of us are going to die mundane deaths. gimme that heart attack in the sleep........SIGN ME UP FOR THAT ONE!

Most guys want to go in mid coitus. It probably is the best way to go but i can't get over the embarassment of it all, lying there stone cold dead with a hardon and the emergency medical people showing up.

i think animals have it right, they go off somewhere to die alone.

Maybe a load of us will go out together.......ill fated webmaster cruise?

Me and Serge hanging onto to some giant silicone breats in the icy waters of the Bahamas.
I'm seeing a scene right out of Titanic.

Maybe an asteroid hits the PHB?

MUAHAHAHAHAHA that's some funny ass shit!!

hahahahahahahhahahahaa,
let's start practicing next time you are in Boca for Xmass dinner
;-)))


do we know anybody in Boca with lots of silicone?
;-)))

hahahahahahahhahahahaa,
let's start practicing next time you are in Boca for Xmass dinner
;-)))


do we know anybody in Boca with lots of silicone?
;-)))[/b][/quote]
I'm thinking Bruce.....he hides them very well under those sweaters.

I hope to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did..........


Not screaming and kicking like the passengers in my grandfather's car :rolleyes:

Vick you dirty bastard, its grandmother not grandfather!!
:P

I'm thinking Bruce.....he hides them very well under those sweaters.[/b][/quote]
hahahahahaha,
he can be GOOD floatation device
;-))

Bruce, so you know, we are always thinking of you....
;-)))

They say you can't take it with you. I worked too damned hard for it, so I ain't goin'!!!

Assassination.

Those who commonly keep their heads up their ass may not be so lucky...

I'd like to die from a sleeping pill overdose .....


what!?!?!? it'd be painless!!!

Tylenol PMs.

nah .... skip the tylenol, go straight for the codeine (sp?)

Those who commonly keep their heads up their ass may not be so lucky...[/b][/quote]
Kimmy,
Shawcutie is giving lecture about
BlowJobs 101
from her personal experience...
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.p...01&pagenumber=3
Working for SicCash gives a woman lots of opportunities to learn valuable skills and advance herself in business
;-))



Last edited by Serge_Oprano at Nov 19 2002, 08:23 PM

Working for SicCash gives a woman lots of opportunities to learn valuable skills and advance herself in business
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(the moment they leave)

cj,
how do you know?
you never worked there!
;-))

...but I know somebody who did and his Non Disclosure agreement just expired
;-)))