I ran into this doing some
"home improvement" research
"In the book For Yourself, Dr. Lonnie Barbach reports: "Research by Arvalea Nelson indicates that consistently orgasmic women tend to describe themselves as contented, good-natured, insightful, self-confident, independent, realistic, strong, capable, and understanding while non-orgasmic women tend to describe themselves as bitter, despondent, dissatisfied, distrustful, fussy, immature, inhibited, prejudiced, and sulky."


info is from
http://www.sybian.com/aff/sybianindex.htm

what do YOU think?

Serge did you know we have a Sybian in Tampa?

:D

no, I did not! LL is on her way there as we speak!
we take our "home improvements" projects very seriously!
;-)))

Serge, are you asking me because I appear to be bitter, despondent, dissatisfied, distrustful, fussy, immature, inhibited, prejudiced, and sulky?

The problem I have is that I find sex much more enjoyable when it is a one-night stand, or with someone I don't particularly like. Those I love have not been the best lovers in the world. The most intense and best orgasms are usually oral or with a vibrator. I hope that most women who have a wonderful sexlife are happy, contented, good-natured, insightful, self-confident, independent, realistic, strong, capable, and understanding

Don't forget, the bitchy bi-polar confucy is a board personality who sounds like she needs to be fucked.

Look around. Do Carrie, Kimmy, Peaches, CJ, and the rest appear to be happy and content? Think not! :yowsa:

Serge, are you asking me because I appear to be bitter, despondent, dissatisfied, distrustful, fussy, immature, inhibited, prejudiced, and sulky?
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you do??? hmmmm.....I never noticed that, where the fuck was I looking??????


The problem I have is that I find sex much more enjoyable when it is a one-night stand, or with someone I don't particularly like.
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back in a day, I heard from folks,
confucy is after you because she just wants to fuck you...
and one thing I couldn't get out of anybody was what they mean,
on the boards or in real life
;-))))


Those I love have not been the best lovers in the world.
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I guess it covers me as well...I was the best lover* only in my small town in Belarus
;-))))
*-no independent tests were made, not FDA approved.



The most intense and best orgasms are usually oral or with a vibrator.
************************************************** *****
I dunno about oral, but vibrator up the butt is a DEFINATE help, I cum like a rocket!
;-)))



Don't forget, the bitchy bi-polar confucy is a board personality who sounds like she needs to be fucked.
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bullshit!
"all you needs is love, love..
love is all you need..."
(---Beatles)



Look around. Do Carrie, Kimmy, Peaches, CJ, and the rest appear to be happy and content? Think not! :yowsa:
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I dunno, but I can do more research if ladies agree,
with following exceptions:
Carrie- too small ass for my taste,
the results might be scewed
Kimmy - no problem
Peaches - I'm creaming my pants as I post
CJ - in 15 years...maybe, if she smartens up

;-))))

Men tell other men what they think they want to hear.

Serge, would you prefer women being attracted to you for your sexual ability to go all hight long or would you rather they be excited about your mind? YOU KNOW THE ANSWER!

Recent studies are showing that men are trying so hard to please the women that they are holding back cumming so long that they can't cum at all! This is a much bigger problem than men want you to know. Also, the medication that men are taking like prozac, zoloft, viagra, pain medications, etc are keeping men from ejaculating. They may cum, but no fluid is released, and women think they are lying.

Life is so complicated. Is your sexlife better or worse since you got married? Keep a diary so you can report back to your Oprano fans after a year has passed. (Isn't that year up in January?) :okthumb:

SHe only bitter is she doesnt have her Precious to satisfy her.

I think when shes masterbating after thinking of smelling of Carrie's hair...she screams out....let me cum my Precious.....let us cum....please Precious please!

I had no idea I wasn't happy and content..... :zoinks: I always seem to be the last to know these things - being blonde is such a hindrance!

It doesn't matter though - I'm too self righteous to ever have an orgasm anyway. :P

This thread is turning me on.....

I hope Katie gets back from Cali soon!
:o

much, much worse.....

I used to be a happy camper, wondering thru life, doing the deed 1-2 a week, always with a big smile on my face untill I met Sue and got married.

Now I am forced to have sex 4-6 times a day,
no even time off for the periods,
I am forced to ejaculate, Zyban or not, she doesn't care,
2 electricity blackouts in 2 separate countries were caused by my wife
charging her vibrator batteris,
I am forced to drink red wine every day by her and her minion
Forest,
I gained 5 pounds in 12 months,
my dick sores and has teeth bruses,
I think I'll be dead soon from exhaustion....

will you bring a stone to my grave, dear?

don't! or you end up just like me!

All righty then.....

Does anyone know of a nice liberal cemetary that will allow
Fucked To Death....RIP
on Serge's headstone?

LOL



Last edited by LadyLaw at Oct 4 2003, 04:34 PM

Serge, in this case I think its YOU are ending up like ME!

:D

after sponsor revenues dry up,
we'll be promoting companies selling products to overfucked webmasters
;-)))

BINGO!

OH My God, Now I have to go douche my brain…
:barfon:

[quote]Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Oct 4 2003, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by confucy,Oct 4 2003, 03:22 PM will you bring a stoneR to my grave, dear?

I edited that post in my reply...and the answer is yes....Ill go on GFY now and find JoesHo and bring him along.

Mike, please don't tell us Katie is in California to see Arnold!

Have you seen the women he has been accused of groping? I haven't seen one *young* woman because most of these acts alledgedly took place 20 years ago and the women are much older now.

If Arnold saw cute Katie, I bet he would feel an overwhelming desire to pinch and grope again. Once you are hooked on groping, you must enter a five-step program to fight the addiction. B)

I do not think Arnie with is bad ticker could handle Katie now....

:D

She will be back tommorow, so I will get to grope her!

How about my backyard???


I'll change $5000 to piss on Serge's grave and split it with you

(is that ok by you Serge?)

Vick - Michael and I want to run the water concession... selling bottled spring water to help fuel those pissers could be a good thing to get into! :nyanya:

Hey Suze! :bwave:

See... and all those people who were gossiping about your wedding last year thought that Serge would be a bad influence on you, my dear... lol But maybe you should go easy on him for awhile... you know, let him get in a short breather or two...

...at least until we can find that liberal cemetary for ya! :yowsa:

no, it's NOT ok by me...
charge $10,000 and give monthly passes...recurring!

Webmaster affiliate program will help too!
;-)))

...and who the fuck showed you those pictures you are basing your post on???????????

;-))))))

I have noticed on other forums that any woman including myself is considered bitchy, bitter or psycho if they stick up for themselves.

Hiya Serge !




:nyanya:



Last edited by Julene at Oct 6 2003, 09:47 AM

Yeah but this aint GFY

hmmm...people used to say the same thing asbout me and I ain't a "bitch"
;-)))

Women don't really have orgasms, do they???

Only with you, Buff....on those videos! You razzle dazzle them, and they lose control. :rolleyes:

NOt all men have the sexual prowess of your Precious.....Mitnick!

NOt all men have the sexual prowess of your Precious.....Mitnick![/b][/quote]
He apparently managed to do it for 10 years - remotely since she's STILL never met him! :zoinks:

He apparently managed to do it for 10 years - remotely since she's STILL never met him! :zoinks:[/b][/quote]
She make him cramy teeshirts for his problem. My fave is the one squatting on his face in the pic with that pierced cooter!

Sorry to destroy your fantasies, but Mitnick is known for being a wimp in bed. Probably has a very small dick!

Gonzo, I suggest you contact the photographer who took the picture of the unattractive woman who is wearing a Mitnick t-shirt. I don't think he would appreciate you using his work without his consent. Also, I am being slandered and libeled because I am not that person. You wouldn't be able to contain your enthusiasm if you saw my picture, and we don't want wet sticky Gonzo pants, now do we! :o

Seriously, I am now contacting the photographer of those pictures. Soon, you will be told to cease & desist. That should make you happy, you dumb scumbag!

Where did Gonzo use these pictures? :unsure:

You are undoubtably the stupidest cunt Ive ever run into on the web in my entire life!

WHen they can deliver a cease and desist order for a link on your fucking website ---then I say bring it! Truth of the matter is when you cant threaten anything else you drop a lawsuit bomb in the middle of the thread.

Last time it was you that was going to have a cease and desist order dropped on me.

My guess is that you may have some kind of rights to that pathetic shrine to your Precious that you call a website but you have no fucking CLUE how to even delete the link.

You dont have the webmastering skills of either Kaiser or KB.
I know its a streach but I think Kreman could show one of em how to rename or delete a file.

Let see for your next trick are you going to post to Mike and Serge that Im being mean to you again now?



Last edited by gonzo at Oct 6 2003, 01:15 PM

Gonzo, you can call me what you like and be as mean and stupid as you please. What you cannot do is give out personal information on a message board that can result in harm to the person being harassed.

You are a dumb sick bastard. I truly feel sorry for you. However, I will only tolerate so much shit from you. The truth I can handle. You wouldn't know the truth if it hit you in your fat ugly face.

Photographers do not like for their work to be stolen and used on the internet. That is what you are doing. Prepare yourself for a cease and desist order. It won't be from me. It will come directly from the photographer. Can you afford an attorney to defend your sorry ass? Maybe Peaches can loan you some money. :(

small dicks are GOOD!!!!!!

at least they don't choke anybody....
;-))))

Again I ask - where did this happen? I've certainly not seen it. :blink:

And no, he doesn't need me to loan him any money - which is a good thing. :awinky:

confucy,

Where has he done this?

Apparently only in super duper secret posts that only confucy can see when she uses her decoder ring. :ph34r: