Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 794430)

I will feel remiss if I dont do this...

RCourt- Im not sure what all the shit against Liz and April is about. Not sure I care either. However I will say that both of these women have behaved totally professional at the trade shows Ive been with them at.

How many reps ...female or male do you see with an itenerary and a list of people to contact while they are at the show?

Ive seen them CALL affiliates that they couldnt find at the shows just to meet them face to face. While most of the others are at the bar sucking up drinks, buried in a room snorting down powder or just bouncing around shaking their ass work a trade - ass for traffic.

Ill put ANY of our girls up against any other female rep in this business. My guess is 9 out of 10 times youll find that they do more business at a show than most of these do in a year.

When Im working with a rep I dont care about avatar pics or anything other than how I can work that program to make more money.

I know each of them "get" VOD when other so called industry pioneers speculate that the staff is bloated and the company isnt making any money.

NO OTHER AFFILIATE PROGRAM gives you the promotional tools and marketing that AEBN does. These girls have an slew of tools at their disposal and are innovative on how to make them work for an affiliate.

What they dont know - they have support staff backing them up at every corner. So when your knocking em around maybe you should be thinking of how to work with them instead.

How many companies do you know that consistantly keeps 5 sites in the top 200 or less of alexa rankings?

These girls are availible on ICQ,email and at a 1-800 number 5 days a week.
Again what other company comes CLOSE to this level of support?

ZERO.

Ill put either of them up against any rep in this business at anytime.
Chose your chump and we can have a wager if youd like.

Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 792303)

Gee, Hammer... You gotta watch sayin' stuff like that or people might start thinkin' you're a nice guy.

That said, I think you're on to something. I mean, I accept that there's always going to be a certain level of "hey baby, every had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?" going on - it is a strongly guy-weighted industry, after all. But on the other hand... It gets pretty tiring to try to talk to someone about numbers and business and get "Yeh, sure... Wanna do a shoot? I've got a camera..."

Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 794430)

I will feel remiss if I dont do this...

RCourt- Im not sure what all the shit against Liz and April is about. Not sure I care either. However I will say that both of these women have behaved totally professional at the trade shows Ive been with them at.

How many reps ...female or male do you see with an itenerary and a list of people to contact while they are at the show?

Ive seen them CALL affiliates that they couldnt find at the shows just to meet them face to face. While most of the others are at the bar sucking up drinks, buried in a room snorting down powder or just bouncing around shaking their ass work a trade - ass for traffic.

Ill put ANY of our girls up against any other female rep in this business. My guess is 9 out of 10 times youll find that they do more business at a show than most of these do in a year.

ZERO.

Ill put either of them up against any rep in this business at anytime.
Chose your chump and we can have a wager if youd like.

Originally Posted by TheEnforcer (Post 794446)

She likes Kevin Smith movies.. marry me???

Originally Posted by AprilK-AEBN (Post 794450)

Who doesnt like Kevin Smith movies? :hmm:

I love Clerks and Clerks 2, they are my favs!

:thumbup:

Originally Posted by TheEnforcer (Post 794453)

Will you marry me too? :blush:

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 794398)

Unfortunately the ideals of America are not necessarily something to aspire to. You are a pretty good example. Someone crowing about america but trolling the boards looking for an offshore haven to make your jerk off machine. But you go ahead and bestow to your hearts content.

Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 794431)

*laugh* Oh, right. I tend towards British/ QE spelling most times - more "s" than "z" and so on - because I read a lot more Brit lit than American growing up, so a lot of Americanising of written language looks wrong to my eye.

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ (Post 794492)

Exactly what I was thinking. reinforces my opinion that you are more intelligent than most.

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ (Post 794491)

Now you are clearly an idiot.
Anyone that knows me, or has ever read anything I've ever wrote would be unable to make that statement. We are one of the ONLY adult companies that manufacture a product that clearly states, on the package, on the product, on the literature;

"Proudly manufactured in the United States of America."
And it always will.

I could very easily have the product made in China for about 1/10th the price it's made here. But I won't.
See, unlike you, I have the "working kind" of patriotism. I put my money where my mouth is. I build here, employing American workers, and export an American product to the world.
I realize this is something you just couldn't possibly ever grasp, so don't try stretching your feeble mind.

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 794498)

I guess that you must include me in that category as well, Emp. Since I grew up with an Oxford by my side and spell colour with a u. I have a mum not a mom. Oh yeah, and I pronounce Z, Zed, I do the wash, not the warsh and I even spell aluminium like it should be spelled. If you don't like it, I could kick you to the kerb or send you to spelling gaol.

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 794499)

You are a moron aren't you. Personally I actually do business offshore for other reasons. Do you have a problem with that? Think carefully now.

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ (Post 794516)

It's funny, you know? People that have no class, never actually understand it when they don't.

So, ah, no.

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 794525)

Well we finally agree. That is patently false. I did not accuse you of offshoring. Please read the post before you reply. Sometimes I think you just fire from the hip hoping to hit that big barn door, Emp.:whistling

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 794499)

You are a moron aren't you. Personally I actually do business offshore for other reasons. Do you have a problem with that? Think carefully now.

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ (Post 794552)

As usual, when proven wrong, you wander off into your own reality.

Your post said:

"Someone crowing about america but trolling the boards looking for an offshore haven to make your jerk off machine."

I can't read any other explanation from that.
So, you are simply wrong, and too asinine to admit it.

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 794561)

Again, I ask you to read before you froth at the mouth. English, I assume, is your first language. Just because you haven't done it yet, does not mean you did not inquire.

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ (Post 794569)

Yea, see, you either are too stupid to get it, or just refusing to "get it."

Not gonna do it. Not now. Not ever.

Do not open the door, I will not go offshore.
I won't do it for a dime. I won't do it anytime.
I will not go offshore, you bore.
You are a liar, fore I shall not inquire.

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ (Post 794369)

I have a question:

I should like to know why/how you got into the adult business?
Like most men, I think I'm surprised that a woman not being "talent," would be interested in the adult business.
Now, I realize this may be interpreted as a caveman mentality, but in all the "cave men" defense, we are raised to believe that sex is an icky thing that men want and women "do their duty."

(Well, over here in Amish country, anyhow...)

So I'm always surprised (and quite frankly elated,) when I see a female that is "in the business" without the sexual component.