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OldJeff 06-10-2005 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bhelliom@Jun 9 2005, 04:34 PM
Yeah they're doing well...

Heard this morning they were below their quota AGAIN for the 4th straight month... and that's AFTER realising they couldn't make 8000 and lowered may's to 6700.... they were still 25% blow the required numbers

Draft anyone?

Wait....you mean they are not making their recruitment quota's.....

I swear I heard somewhere that was going to happen....

Oh yea that's right is was me that said it

http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?s...=14390&hl=draft

Nickatilynx 06-10-2005 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OldJeff+Jun 10 2005, 11:44 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (OldJeff @ Jun 10 2005, 11:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Bhelliom@Jun 9 2005, 04:34 PM
Yeah they're doing well...

Heard this morning they were below their quota AGAIN for the 4th straight month... and that's AFTER realising they couldn't make 8000 and lowered may's to 6700.... they were still 25% blow the required numbers

Draft anyone?

Wait....you mean they are not making their recruitment quota's.....

I swear I heard somewhere that was going to happen....

Oh yea that's right is was me that said it

http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?s...=14390&hl=draft [/b][/quote]
I see we have a gloater :)

aeon 06-10-2005 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bhelliom@Jun 10 2005, 11:44 AM
fairly brutal i'd say...

but what do i know? i'm just one of the "sycophants and employees [that] are even more amusing to watch - their rimjobs and pride in being part of some oprano family is comical to see paraded. "

Let me give you a clue - a piece of advice since you're a kid. Never kiss anyone's ass and never say you're sorry.

You deal with theives like a theif. They won't help you if it doesn't help them.

Toodles, it's the weekend.

Trev 06-10-2005 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by aeon@Jun 10 2005, 08:26 PM
Yer not gonna troll that dude back here. Yer old commie ass buddy couldn't do it and you sure as hell aren't smart or talented enough.

It has nothing to do with shocking you. I find it interesting to watch a bunch of middle aged scammers rationalize their decline from the world of online pornography and have pavlovian responses to words like "dipshit" & "faggot". The sycophants and employees are even more amusing to watch - their rimjobs and pride in being part of some oprano family is comical to see paraded. You're "oprano challenge" even proved that. You can throw hitbot traffic at the slaves and they'll be thankful.

Message boards are a great anthropological experiment. It's better than observing chimps. There are parallels, as most of you obviously prove, but the entertainment value of watching a group of digital ass kissers try and form some semblance of a community and hierarchy based on "perceived internet prowess" is entertaining knowing their relevance to the industry they imply to have pioneered or shaped in some way is waning at an exponential pace.

You halfwits laugh at GFY...but the top dogs are the ones lurking & posting there and for a reason - they aren't here. Old spammers and people who stole pop up codes don't classify as "top dogs". It’s the nursing home of porn where the stories of the good old days remind the dinosaurs of a time when they meant something. There’s no difference between this and a bunch of old men sitting on a porch talking about their glory days....

let me emphasize the past tense in that last statement. For shit’s sake you people are even chasing shaw and a board full of sigwhores. He may be a tubby dork but even he can get top program owners to post there. That in and of itself speaks volumes about the people here’s relevance to their self proclaimed industry.

That should explain why I encouraged some actual top dogs to not waste ad dollars here :salute:

Very nicely worded, I feel so enlightened now.

Thank you :)

Bhelliom 06-10-2005 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OldJeff+Jun 10 2005, 11:44 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (OldJeff @ Jun 10 2005, 11:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Bhelliom@Jun 9 2005, 04:34 PM
Yeah they're doing well...

Heard this morning they were below their quota AGAIN for the 4th straight month... and that's AFTER realising they couldn't make 8000 and lowered may's to 6700.... they were still 25% blow the required numbers

Draft anyone?

Wait....you mean they are not making their recruitment quota's.....

I swear I heard somewhere that was going to happen....

Oh yea that's right is was me that said it

http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?s...=14390&hl=draft [/b][/quote]
Actually it was a news article that morning

but thanks for coming out

OldJeff 06-10-2005 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Jun 10 2005, 02:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Jun 10 2005, 02:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by OldJeff@Jun 10 2005, 11:44 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Bhelliom
Quote:

@Jun 9 2005, 04:34 PM
Yeah they're doing well...

Heard this morning they were below their quota AGAIN for the 4th straight month... and that's AFTER realising they couldn't make 8000 and lowered may's to 6700.... they were still 25% blow the required numbers

Draft anyone?


Wait....you mean they are not making their recruitment quota's.....

I swear I heard somewhere that was going to happen....

Oh yea that's right is was me that said it

http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?s...=14390&hl=draft

I see we have a gloater :) [/b][/quote]
Not really Nick, just got a little fried by some people for saying the line of volunteers to go get shot at was going to start shrinking fast.

Especially as it starts to sink in to more and more people that the war we are in has nothing to do with terrorists, nothing to do with helping Iraqi people, nothing to do with the imaginary WMD's that Colin Powell showed the UN pictures of.


OIL

Sorry, there just are not that many people willing to die to preserve Halliburton profit margins, but the current nit wit in the white house has no problem killing thousands for the very same cause.

Bhelliom 06-10-2005 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by aeon@Jun 10 2005, 11:52 AM


You deal with theives like a theif. They won't help you if it doesn't help them.

Toodles, it's the weekend.

All, all is theft, all is unceasing and rigorous competition in nature; the desire to make off with the substance of others is the foremost - the most legitimate - passion nature has bred into us and, without doubt, the most agreeable one.
Marquis De Sade

Bhelliom 06-10-2005 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OldJeff+Jun 10 2005, 12:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (OldJeff @ Jun 10 2005, 12:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jun 10 2005, 02:52 PM
Quote:

Originally posted by OldJeff@Jun 10 2005, 11:44 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Bhelliom

Quote:

Quote:

@Jun 9 2005, 04:34 PM
Yeah they're doing well...

Heard this morning they were below their quota AGAIN for the 4th straight month... and that's AFTER realising they couldn't make 8000 and lowered may's to 6700.... they were still 25% blow the required numbers

Draft anyone?


Wait....you mean they are not making their recruitment quota's.....

I swear I heard somewhere that was going to happen....

Oh yea that's right is was me that said it

http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?s...=14390&hl=draft


I see we have a gloater :)

Not really Nick, just got a little fried by some people for saying the line of volunteers to go get shot at was going to start shrinking fast.

Especially as it starts to sink in to more and more people that the war we are in has nothing to do with terrorists, nothing to do with helping Iraqi people, nothing to do with the imaginary WMD's that Colin Powell showed the UN pictures of.


OIL

Sorry, there just are not that many people willing to die to preserve Halliburton profit margins, but the current nit wit in the white house has no problem killing thousands for the very same cause. [/b][/quote]
agreed

100%

grimm 06-10-2005 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by aeon+Jun 10 2005, 11:26 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (aeon @ Jun 10 2005, 11:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Jun 10 2005, 07:16 AM
aeon could be a creature on one of the early episodes of Star Trek.

He thrives on shocking you.

When you aren't shocked it doesn't work.

And his act is getting rather old lol.


His hero is labret , I believe.

Now I heard labret tried to have one of his usual discussions in Ireland with a pikey. He put him in intensive care LOL.

Yer not gonna troll that dude back here. Yer old commie ass buddy couldn't do it and you sure as hell aren't smart or talented enough.

It has nothing to do with shocking you. I find it interesting to watch a bunch of middle aged scammers rationalize their decline from the world of online pornography and have pavlovian responses to words like "dipshit" & "faggot". The sycophants and employees are even more amusing to watch - their rimjobs and pride in being part of some oprano family is comical to see paraded. You're "oprano challenge" even proved that. You can throw hitbot traffic at the slaves and they'll be thankful.

Message boards are a great anthropological experiment. It's better than observing chimps. There are parallels, as most of you obviously prove, but the entertainment value of watching a group of digital ass kissers try and form some semblance of a community and hierarchy based on "perceived internet prowess" is entertaining knowing their relevance to the industry they imply to have pioneered or shaped in some way is waning at an exponential pace.

You halfwits laugh at GFY...but the top dogs are the ones lurking & posting there and for a reason - they aren't here. Old spammers and people who stole pop up codes don't classify as "top dogs". It’s the nursing home of porn where the stories of the good old days remind the dinosaurs of a time when they meant something. There’s no difference between this and a bunch of old men sitting on a porch talking about their glory days....

let me emphasize the past tense in that last statement. For shit’s sake you people are even chasing shaw and a board full of sigwhores. He may be a tubby dork but even he can get top program owners to post there. That in and of itself speaks volumes about the people here’s relevance to their self proclaimed industry.

That should explain why I encouraged some actual top dogs to not waste ad dollars here :salute: [/b][/quote]
say it with me now.."Im mad as Hell, and im not gonna take it anymore!"


:D

grimm 06-10-2005 05:02 PM

Be Fir, theres nothing better than watching chimps. except maybe chimps in cowboy hats with little toy pistols.

Bhelliom 06-10-2005 05:05 PM

is that your new niche grimm?

have a good weekend

grimm 06-10-2005 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by aeon+Jun 10 2005, 11:52 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (aeon @ Jun 10 2005, 11:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Bhelliom@Jun 10 2005, 11:44 AM
fairly brutal i'd say...

but what do i know? i'm just one of the "sycophants and employees [that] are even more amusing to watch - their rimjobs and pride in being part of some oprano family is comical to see paraded. "

Let me give you a clue - a piece of advice since you're a kid. Never kiss anyone's ass and never say you're sorry.

You deal with theives like a theif. They won't help you if it doesn't help them.

Toodles, it's the weekend. [/b][/quote]
being in love means never having to say you're sorry aeon. lets hug.

grimm 06-10-2005 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bhelliom@Jun 10 2005, 01:06 PM
is that your new niche grimm?

have a good weekend

Theres nothing new about it:) have a good one!

TondaB 06-10-2005 05:51 PM

Speaking of recruiting...I heard on the news they are raising the sign on bonus to $40K if you enlist in active duty for 8 years.

Timon 06-11-2005 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by aeon@Jun 10 2005, 02:26 PM
Yer not gonna troll that dude back here. Yer old commie ass buddy couldn't do it and you sure as hell aren't smart or talented enough.

It has nothing to do with shocking you. I find it interesting to watch a bunch of middle aged scammers rationalize their decline from the world of online pornography and have pavlovian responses to words like "dipshit" & "faggot". The sycophants and employees are even more amusing to watch - their rimjobs and pride in being part of some oprano family is comical to see paraded. You're "oprano challenge" even proved that. You can throw hitbot traffic at the slaves and they'll be thankful.

Message boards are a great anthropological experiment. It's better than observing chimps. There are parallels, as most of you obviously prove, but the entertainment value of watching a group of digital ass kissers try and form some semblance of a community and hierarchy based on "perceived internet prowess" is entertaining knowing their relevance to the industry they imply to have pioneered or shaped in some way is waning at an exponential pace.

You halfwits laugh at GFY...but the top dogs are the ones lurking & posting there and for a reason - they aren't here. Old spammers and people who stole pop up codes don't classify as "top dogs". It’s the nursing home of porn where the stories of the good old days remind the dinosaurs of a time when they meant something. There’s no difference between this and a bunch of old men sitting on a porch talking about their glory days....

let me emphasize the past tense in that last statement. For shit’s sake you people are even chasing shaw and a board full of sigwhores. He may be a tubby dork but even he can get top program owners to post there. That in and of itself speaks volumes about the people here’s relevance to their self proclaimed industry.

That should explain why I encouraged some actual top dogs to not waste ad dollars here :wankit:

I sense that RawAlex type of anger ;-)

"You guys are bad and you don't deserve what you have, I'm smarter and more clever, I should have it all but I don't and for that I'm anggrreeeeyyyyyy RAAARRRGGHH!!!"

;-))

peon, it's so obvious you're a fucking failure of a nobody who has to channel his anger at others because being true to yourself is just too damn depressing. The ONLY reason why you choose Oprano to vent your anger is because you'd get banned from any other board within 3 posts.

This is the only board in the world where you can say all residents and mods are faggots and wish them dead without being banned and that is the only reason why you are here and the post quoted above is just a lame retro-justification of that. I believe that you believe what you wrote above but I'm smarter than you and I don't buy it ;-))

pushpills 06-11-2005 07:27 AM

they are relentless, I've been with buddies who tried to talk casually at the taste of chicago and the blues fest and they basically call in your manhood and try to make you feel like a sissy if you don't wanna join up, but you'll be a real man if you do. haven't seen the tactics on women but i'm sure they are like "you can be a real example to women everywhere that you can be as good or better than any man."


I think joining the armed forces is a respectable thing....if you really want to do it. They shouldn't try to sell you like a used car salesmen...but I guess that's how they get the average person to sign up, and they keep their job without having to go to iraq.

Timon 06-11-2005 07:46 AM

pushpills. aren't you going a little off topic here by discussing army recruiting tactics? :huh:

PornoDoggy 06-11-2005 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills@Jun 11 2005, 06:28 AM
they are relentless, I've been with buddies who tried to talk casually at the taste of chicago and the blues fest and they basically call in your manhood and try to make you feel like a sissy if you don't wanna join up, but you'll be a real man if you do. haven't seen the tactics on women but i'm sure they are like "you can be a real example to women everywhere that you can be as good or better than any man."


I think joining the armed forces is a respectable thing....if you really want to do it. They shouldn't try to sell you like a used car salesmen...but I guess that's how they get the average person to sign up, and they keep their job without having to go to iraq.

Recruiters are salespeople. The have quotas to meet. They have quality standards to meet.

The odd thing is, the "product" they sell is also a commodity the government requires.

They're selling a tough product (an entire change in lifestyle) to a flakey target market (18-24 year olds).

If recruiters didn't "...try to sell ... like a used car salesmen", you'd find yourself sweating bullets hoping and praying your birthday doesn't win a lottery, because if they quit selling the product, then the government will take the necessary steps to obtain the commodity.


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