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Edd 11-15-2002 10:55 AM

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Originally posted by Colin+Nov 15 2002, 09:20 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Colin @ Nov 15 2002, 09:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Cal@Nov 13 2002, 04:25 PM
I nominate Edd's signature for this week's prize.
B)

C.

Yeah - Edd had the best signature.[/b][/quote]
thanks for the vote, lads - but my Sig file doesn't actually qualify for a Pearl Reward as it has no real bearing on the adult industry. Granted, Buckaroo certainly is Pithy - just not too applicable.... :awinky:

Surely you've read someone's post that made you think - something HAD to trigger some sort of ponderance of your chose profession in one way or another... ANYONE? :blink:

LadyLaw 11-15-2002 11:27 AM

Billy!

Your mood cock definitions made me laugh to the end....I must be easily amused.

:unsure:

See you and Dee in Vegas!

Uri 11-15-2002 12:39 PM

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Originally posted by MikeW+Nov 13 2002, 03:03 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MikeW @ Nov 13 2002, 03:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Mutt@Nov 12 2002, 07:26 PM
make more Photoshop pictures of Serge having sex with famous people. :heil:
[/b][/quote]
Serge on the loose!

:bjump: :nyanya: :nyanya: :matey:

Opti 11-16-2002 05:10 AM

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Originally posted by Edd@Nov 16 2002, 04:03 AM
Granted, Buckaroo certainly is Pithy - just not too applicable.... :awinky:

hehehe... I didn't notice that in your sig before! :bjump:
now thats obscure!

I loved that movie as a kid... definately wanted to hit the 5th dimension :)



Last edited by Opti at Nov 16 2002, 10:19 PM

Dianna Vesta 11-16-2002 06:49 AM

Ed the contest doesn't include people or admin that work for Oprano does it?

Almighty Colin 11-17-2002 04:02 AM

Most of Dianna's entire threads are pearls.

cj 11-17-2002 06:08 AM

Most of Dianna's entire threads are pearls.
----

i have been skimming through some of the conversations and there are so many things that have been said which i consider pearls

this is going to be a hard contest this time round folks :P

Here's my nominations ...

FUNNY
>>who the hell wants to get up at 9am to rush off to deal with people when you can sit behind a monitor and piss on people all day? (DV)

PROFOUND
>>ahhh....the more things change - the more they stay thye same
;-))) - serge

WISE
??

MOTIVATIONAL
??

MORON
??

Dianna Vesta 11-17-2002 07:13 AM

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Originally posted by Colin@Nov 17 2002, 04:10 AM
Most of Dianna's entire threads are pearls.
You're so sweet!

CJ thanks on the funny vote.

I don't care about money. I like presents. I want one of those really fancy Palm Pilots with color, wireless, etc. I'm getting to the point where I have to remember so much shit my brain is getting crowded or old age is procesing shit slower. My brain feels like a huge fragmented hard drive and scan disk just doesn't work any more because of the browning. (does anyone know what this means?)

I don't trust PC's and backups. I have a 100 gig external EVERYTHING writes to and the most important data I transfer to CD. Still, I a woman on the go and need something to store passwords and stuff. Between my sites, all my admin shit and clients I can't keep up.

Does anyone have that HP Joranda or know anyone who has it?

I just like winning.

Edd 11-18-2002 10:43 AM

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Originally posted by Dianna Vesta@Nov 16 2002, 06:57 AM
Ed the contest doesn't include people or admin that work for Oprano does it?
ANYONE and EVERYONE who posts, regardless of their affiliations.... And the Pearl can even come from another site!! :awinky:

Krazy Dave 11-18-2002 01:45 PM

I think, therefore I am, I think. At least, I think I must be. :unsure:

Almighty Colin 11-21-2002 04:14 AM

"i think that the increased speed and access to information via the Internet and the ability of every moron to keep his finger on the pulse of every other moron 24/7 is not really a good thing for financial markets." - JR

Almighty Colin 11-21-2002 01:24 PM

"2003 is the year of ass covering" - Nick

Mike AI 11-25-2002 01:00 PM

These are all good pearls.... but I have to be honest this past week, I have not seen any great insightful, educational posts.... I guess not every week can be a great pearl week.

I spoke with Serge, we have a good news bad news situation.

The bad news is there were not any PEARL material posts this week, and least in the opinions of Serge, Ed, Mutt and me.

The good news is that we will roll the Pearl Cash Prize over until we find one. That means instead of the weekly $150 for first and $100 for second, next week the Pearl Prize will be $300 and $200. It is kind of like the lottery....

So if you want to win, you have to Play ( eerrr or Post)

cj 11-26-2002 06:40 AM

wow, that was a really cool way to handle it!!!

let me guess, that wasn't serge's idea was it?!?!?!?

:D :P

Winetalk.com 11-26-2002 07:55 AM

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Originally posted by cj@Nov 26 2002, 06:48 AM
wow, that was a really cool way to handle it!!!

let me guess, that wasn't serge's idea was it?!?!?!?

:D :P

nope, Jews don't come up with the ideas where no money are saved
;-)))

Mike AI 11-26-2002 05:34 PM

I guess I am only 1/2 Jewish! :yowsa:

Nickatilynx 11-26-2002 07:05 PM

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I guess I am only 1/2 Jewish!

Isn't that like being a "little bit pregnant" ?

:zoinks: :yowsa: :agrin:

*KK* 11-28-2002 02:44 AM

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 26 2002, 04:13 PM
Quote:

I guess I am only 1/2 Jewish!

Isn't that like being a "little bit pregnant" ?

:zoinks: :yowsa: :agrin:

That should be a pearl in and of itself.

cj 11-28-2002 09:10 AM

LMAO

serge is pregnant?!??!

Vick 11-28-2002 10:11 AM

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serge is pregnant?!??!

Don't know first hand but I've heard Serge hasn't had his period for a while now :redance:

Evil Chris 11-28-2002 01:46 PM

My contribution...

"In terms of traffic, one man's garbage is another man's gold."

Nickatilynx 12-02-2002 02:28 PM

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"In terms of traffic, one man's garbage is another man's gold."


Yeah, but who wants to deal with trash ;)

Edd 12-02-2002 03:52 PM

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Dec 2 2002, 02:36 PM
Yeah, but who wants to deal with trash ;)
Oh come ON, Nick - do you REALLY want me to answer THAT? :rolleyes:

Nickatilynx 12-02-2002 05:43 PM

Edd,

I throw them up.... ;)

I may be trash , but my traffic is gold. :)

Evil Chris 12-02-2002 09:05 PM

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Dec 2 2002, 03:36 PM
Quote:

"In terms of traffic, one man's garbage is another man's gold."


Yeah, but who wants to deal with trash ;)

Send me some of that trash!
I will turn it to gold. :rolleyes:

RRRED 12-03-2002 02:33 PM

"If you don't do more than you get paid for, you won't get paid for more than you do."

And NO, I will not tell you guys how many blowjobs shok had to give to get this job.


:)

Shok 12-03-2002 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by RRRED@Dec 3 2002, 11:41 AM
"If you don't do more than you get paid for, you won't get paid for more than you do."

And NO, I will not tell you guys how many blowjobs shok had to give to get this job.


:)

uuuugggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

I hate my life!!

RRRED 12-03-2002 03:47 PM

I hate your life too. Will you please do me a favor and stop living? All you do is breathe in and out and in and out and in and out..... existing, being there, and taking up space.

It gets tiresome you know...

Shok 12-03-2002 03:49 PM

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Originally posted by RRRED@Dec 3 2002, 12:55 PM
I hate your life too. Will you please do me a favor and stop living? All you do is breathe in and out and in and out and in and out..... existing, being there, and taking up space.

It gets tiresome you know...

your just mad cause I took pics of you on the toilette with bourbon runs

SykkBoy 12-04-2002 06:33 AM

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Originally posted by RRRED@Dec 3 2002, 02:41 PM
"If you don't do more than you get paid for, you won't get paid for more than you do."

And NO, I will not tell you guys how many blowjobs shok had to give to get this job.


:)

I could reply to this in such a way that RRRED will stab me in the face with a pitchfork in January, so I'll remain silent and let everyone else write their own joke here........



Last edited by SykkBoy at Dec 4 2002, 06:41 AM

Vick 12-04-2002 11:12 AM

Like to nominate this from Colin as a Pearl
Quote:

For the continued stability of society, I think faith in money is more important that faith in god.



Last edited by Vick at Dec 4 2002, 04:16 PM

Almighty Colin 12-04-2002 02:56 PM

Heh. Thanks, Vick :-)

Nickatilynx 12-04-2002 03:06 PM

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For the continued stability of society, I think faith in money is more important that faith in god
I agree its a pearl :)

Its been my religion for years, but R-n is gonna be pissed! ;)

All hail mammon :) :wnw:

Evil Chris 12-04-2002 11:59 PM

Hmmm... I don't think that one is original.
I'm sure I've read it somewhere before. I would have to check around...

Almighty Colin 12-10-2002 10:36 AM

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Originally posted by Evil Chris@Dec 5 2002, 12:07 AM
Hmmm... I don't think that one is original.
I'm sure I've read it somewhere before. I would have to check around...

Original. It was THAT good Chris? :bjump:


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