Serge,
When he gets started, you would swear he's a Democratic politician. He actually has his idealology sorted out.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

at that fishy place.;}}}
*****************************

oh, puuuhleeze!

"In the land of the blind,
one eyed is a King"
;-)))
Serge

I don't think the illegal kind deserve crap once they cross the border...:(((
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

I believe we were discussing the SCOTUS on the other board...
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Torone,

Whichever, the both need to drink.
:-))
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

Serge,
Him's still hanging over yonder at that fishy place.;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

He's a Liberal; but otherwise a great guy. At least he argues with style.
Torone
**************************

I see no arguments from him,
ANYBODY can argue on other boards,
making mark with sense on Oprano is another story,
pardon me my sceptisism
;-)))
Serge

Voodoo,
Do you mean aliens as in illegal aliens, or as in 'The truth is out there'?;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Maybe Oprano could sponsor
a water cooler for the
aliens???
************************

Aliens...where the fuck is him?
;-)))
Serge

Uh oh, is another political ideolgy
discussion heating up? ;-))


Wig

Maybe Oprano could sponsor
a water cooler for the
aliens???
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

Serge,
May I introduce Pornodoggy. He's a Liberal; but otherwise a great guy. At least he argues with style.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Torone,

Yeah, I have not been fishing but once
or twice this year. Never enough time. ;-(


Wig

PD,
do you beleive in installing water coolers for illegal Mexican crossing the border?
Serge

Pornodoggy,
Welcome to Oprano! You oughta know me better than that...I am a Conservative/Libertarian, NOT a Bircher. They are grinding too narrow an axe for me.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Where is the link to the John Birch Society?
PornoDoggy
**********************

PD, are you equaling Oprano to John Birch society?
Serge

do you have heated bard available for me and my goats?
*******************

No, but for you and yours I will install wood burning stove. ;-)))

Wig

Wig,
Most everyone knows me by one name or another (my name is legion). I don't use 'Cactusjaw on the radio anymore because of my 2nd ex; but Many will remember 'Bigeye' and/or 'Torone'.

Haven't been fishin' in about a year, now. Houston has a lot of water; but most looks like chocolate soda (Yoohoo?).
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

For whatever reason, this page
http://www.bobsdomain.com/bob/bobs_important_links.htm
got listed in TNB's resources section. See what I do with my spare time?
* * * * * *

Where is the link to the John Birch Society?
PornoDoggy

Wig,
between us boys,
I'll be liquidating 90% of my hedge funds/mut funds in 2002 and if 2003 will bless us with the rally-
we are moving in with you!

do you have heated bard available for me and my goats?
;-)))
Serge

Did the Mayans know Christ? ;-))


Wig
***********************

I gotta ask Brad, he is Oprano's New Testeament Authority
;-)))
Serge

Wig,
I can't buy gold stocks...
I don't have pay sites and can only rely on INCOME, I don't need capital appreciation, I only concerned with monthly checks to buy food...and now when Brad provided the number I have beat to stay ahead of MikeAI,
I have my job cut out for me
;-)))
Serge

Did the Mayans know Christ? ;-))


Wig

Serge,

Make your life easy. Buy Gold stocks
on the next drop and hold into 2003
for 20% plus returns.

Gold stocks have performed very well
over the last 2 years and we have
not seen the fireworks yet. ;-))

It's a lay up!

Wig

2007-2008 and 2021-2028 is shaping up. ;-)
****************************

2021-2028 are irrelevant,
the Mayan Calendar stops in 2012
;-)))
Serge

2003 will be here before you know it. ;-))
*************************

and this si when laddered CD's come handy
;-)))
Serge

Voodooman,

I knew we were good for something. ;-)


Wig

Serge,

2003 will be here before you know it. ;-))

I don't have anything in 2057, but
2007-2008 and 2021-2028 is shaping up. ;-)

Wig

hmmm, I moved back :(

damn canadiens... oh well, they went out in a big blast of crapiness

Now I need a Leaf and Avs win...

I might just get neither...

oh well...

DrGuile

Yes sir I finally did. Got it
from Georgia.
:-)
They might be hillbillys there,
but they were the cheapest and
the fastest.
:-))
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

Although I believe we can see some
strength over the short term, the
long term still looks extremely
negative into 2003-2004.
**************************

I have plan B to cope with those calamities also...
SHORT TERM is what I always interested more than what's gonna happen in 2057!
;-)))
Serge

Doing alright. Drank a little too much
vino last night, though. ;-)

You ever get a wheel for your bike?
Wig

Mornin everyone!

Wig, Jonas, how are
you fellas this morn?


voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

Serge,

The jury is still out. 10,250 is a
strong level of resistance and we
are at it right now.

Although I believe we can see some
strength over the short term, the
long term still looks extremely
negative into 2003-2004.

Thank God someone fed the hamster! ;-)

Wig

few names for you to look at
TAHYX, ACG and FKINX

TAHYX is a bit late for bottom fishing, ACG might drop some if rally in stocks continues,
FKINX ...I'd buy it few pennies below from it's current
Serge

Serge...how the hell do you get 9%!!
**************************

by taking MORE risk than buying US Government debt
;-)))

I share my "findings" with MikeAI,
and I can add you to the list
;-)))

results are NOT guaranteed though
;-))
Serge

Torone, maybe he knows you. He's the
dad of one of the boys who works on
the ranch down the road each summer.

Been doing any fishing?
Wig

Serge...how the hell do you get 9%!!

You must tell me this weekend!


JimMr$$$ (Is Serge going to make it to PAYDAY?)

Cleo,
what is fucking? I haven't indulged in more than 12 years!
Serge

let's just say that I am in a good mood
***
Serge
You finally got your once a year fucking?

Cleo (.)~(.) Box said requires Windows 95 or better, so I bought a Mac

Wig,
seems like your latest call right on the money,
dollar held,
stock rally....

I am out of my ACG's and looking for the opportunity to jump back in with rates rising.

I locked into TAHYX at the bottom,
9.35% yield on monthly basis,
consisting of junk bonds and Convertible bonds,
thanks again for yet another good call on the markets.
Serge

*peeps in smiling*

Good Morning/Evening Oprano
: )

HoneyBlond Only 32 shopping weeks left till Christmas

Wig,
Most of the time; but sometimes I use 'Bigeye' (My truck has 2 speeds, stop and pedal-to-the-metal, and never get a ticket 'cause I spot Smokie farther than his radar can see me).;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

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the usual suspects...

of course I don't operate paysite and MikeAI only processes less than 10,000 a months but....
I know for a fact that "some agency" is zeroing in on those processors, and this info hasn't come from reverse osmosis...
Serge

good moring Wig!

jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

For whatever reason, this page
http://www.bobsdomain.com/bob/bobs_important_links.htm
got listed in TNB's resources section. See what I do with my spare time?
Torone (screw 'politically correct') This is what I use for a homepage...

Wassup Oprano?!?!

Hey Torone, do you use the same
handle on the road? Ran into
someone who drives out of Bay Town.
Billy Ray??

Morning Serge, Jonas, et al.




Wig

ok, here it is. this fuckin site even has a webmaster program. I am in no way promoting this site by posting it here. posting it purely so the right people can shut this fucker down.



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Sure, Jonas,
there are people who HUNT those mothefuckers and URL's and etc will help them.
Serge

anyone else getting a ton of kiddie porn spam this morning from underagecorp@compuserve.com

serge - am i allowed to post the email?
jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

Torone,
bring him in,
we'll make a REAL man out of him
;-))

worked for Todd....
;-))
Serge

Server is sucking dick this morning
;-(((
Serge (New FREEBIE to adult webmasters)

Damn! I like to have NEVER got the posting window to work!

I been sorta stirring the pot over at TNB...too bad Pornodoggy doesn't come over here. He's so Liberal, he makes Todd seem almost Conservative. I hesitate to really get into it with him over there; but he could add spice to the gumbo over here.;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

we just got the coolest accessory for the purve offices!! a couple of giant exercise balls ... like you have to do situps on at the gym ...

a few minutes of ball fighting in the middle of the office does wonders for productivity LOL

i think we need a webcam!!!!

cj (vaginator) 3 new sites :: 70 bucks a signup

let's just say that I am in a good mood
;-)))
Serge

morning, Oprano
runk Got Gay Traffic?

morning honey, you seem chipper this morning!
dantheman

Morning, sweetheart
;-)
Serge

I think if dantheman wins this thing Canada may invade Alabama just to prove a point. ;)
-------------------

they would get tired of the humidity and go back north:)
hey this hockey stuff is pretty fun..how many more rounds are they?

MORNING OPRANO!
dantheman

Eve Nightowls.

Mike,

I know our first amm. is probably safe, but I still feel doom and gloom with Ashcroft.

Even alot of Repubs. are saying he is a little to far to the right for them:)
sextoyking new look at dvdsin.com

Serge,

Never heard of it,
Is it a romance/thriller
about a spoiled kid from
Oklahoma who makes it
big?
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

I just finished watching the movie on tape:
Kissing the Sky

highly recomend it.
Serge

Voodoo
Could be worse, God Re-Floods Middle East,
http://www.theonion.com/onion3816/god_re-floods_middle_east.html

Cleo (.)~(.) Oink, oink, oink

i'm gonna go back and forth between Mavs/Kings and Avalanche/Sharks.

Mavericks are a disappointment, especially Nowitzki.

Nobody will touch the Lakers. Which really makes the NBA playoffs kinda pointless.

mutt

Cleo,

Once again, you post shit
that I have no control over.
:-))
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

Voodoo
Your tag doesn't make any sense. It looks like someone that doesn't speak English wrote it, maybe a Russian or something.

Back to doing real work
http://www.nina-hagen.com/pages/ether_e.html

Cleo (.)~(.) Voodoo, kelly is posting again.. Hope I don't end up so high from the glue that I can't remember what I'm shopping for.

Serge, its a good thing
you have returned when
you did from Italy.

http://www.expedia.com/daily/edit/alerts/April30-02ItalyStrikes.asp
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

Vick is a ringer!! haha I know what he will do when the adult internet drops out! haha

Anyone watching the game? I think the King are going to be the Mavs...
Mike AI

I think if dantheman wins this thing Canada may invade Alabama just to prove a point. ;)


Ulfie PAYDAY is coming soon!!

there are alot of ties Mike. Actually being tied for 23rd is ok, somebody could still win top prize from that position.

Although it would be better to be Vick!

Vick is a ringer!
mutt

Hey I moved up to 23!!!

Katie is higher then me though, like 14 I think... embarassing.

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Mike AI

Get college tuition paid, and so many years working to make your community better to work it off.
***********************
Yeah, I could use my lawn mowed and my oil changed, get it in gear Gomer or I'll send you to the salt mines.


Ulfie PAYDAY is coming soon!!

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mutt

Or Voodoo it could be the opposite, if people wanted to go to college soon it could be like ROTC.

Get college tuition paid, and so many years working to make your community better to work it off.


Mike AI

MikeAI, Thats a good idea too.
Too bad more politicians dont
see things our way.
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

Voodoo I agree with you, but the country is too big to do it 100% military. But we could do a AmeriCorp type of program like the PeaceCorp where everyone reaching 18 or after graduating highschool 1-2 years worth of service to the US.


Mike AI

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mutt

Could you see some of todays
gang members on the front
lines of a battlefield???
They would be shitting thier
pants.
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

Too bad more people were not, it would probably make the world a much better place to live!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I like the way Sweden, and many
other countries work. Kids are
forced to serve a certain ammount
of time in the military. US should
do this too.
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

Serge...

Can you make it Monday the 27th ?

Aly explained to me what a dumb ass I am since the BBQ is on Monday, not Saturday....Good thing for me I live here or I would forget to show up.
Jeff Shit.....If you don't know by now

Serge, I do not need military school. I am one of those fortunate souls who had a MOTHER and a FATHER to raise me. ( some say they are still doing it, especially since I am on their porch!)

Of course my father was a Marine for 10 years, so I understand discipline... I was raised with it.

Too bad more people were not, it would probably make the world a much better place to live!


Mike AI

Anyone who would like to be interviewed about porn and the internet on NBC news tomorrow night call me at 1-800-782-8226

Two qualifications:

1. you must be in San Francisco
2. you must not be an idiot.

First non-idiot come, first non-idiot served.

1-800-782-8226 ask for me.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

If I could do billables of 100k a month I would be living la vida loca.

I wish people could show me the way...

Maybe I could afford to get of my mom's porch!

Hell the way the summer is going, I will be lucky if I can handle 10% of that!!




Mike AI

sorry, MikeAI, scratch this idea!

Military School is where you should go! I'm sure Brad agree with me on that
;-)))
Serge

and Mike who is hard pressed to bill $100k a month.
*******************************

That's all?????

poor Yorik,
I'll apply for Welfare benefits for him tomorrow.

Sorry, Mike, I didn't know you were only making 1.2 mln a year...
why don't you go to vocational school and become a Certifyed Gas Station Attendant and make some decent money?

Serge

He "sold" them to steve Cohen to "cover" legal fees :))
********************************

I doubt my pay sites covered his initial consultations
;-0))
he never activated htacess and all traffic was going to other url's than sexia.com,
which by itself was getting...whoaping 7 clicks a day
;-))


Serge

is like me discussing the new testament!
***********************

KK,
please enlighten poor bloke,
he needs all his knowledge together before he converts
;-))))
Serge

>>> Serge, who has never operated a paysite,

He "sold" them to steve Cohen to "cover" legal fees :))


Slavdogg

Serge, who has never operated a paysite,
***********************

FYI:
1) Serge operated PaySite from 1996 til 1997,
when you, Mr. Shaw,
were spaming Infoseek and selling hits to Xpics and Ron Levi.

2) from 1997 I was selling traffic to the clients who billed over $230,000,000 acording to FTC,
and this gave me unique perspective of the cc industry you'll never get even by osmosis...reverse or direct
;-)))
Serge

Voodooman, I believe we still pay to support the rural telegraph association or some crap like that so people that live in the middle of nowhere can have phone service. Who knows where the money goes since they all have had phones for the last 30 years.


Ulfie PAYDAY is coming soon!!

I just got my phone bill.
There is this misc charge
called a (USF) Universal
Service Fund. Now, its
only$2.90/month, but I
was not asked to participate
in this, can they just start
adding fees that supposedly
go to support low income
families health care etc...???
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

Serge and Mike commenting on the fate of credit cards is like me discussing the new testament!

Serge, who has never operated a paysite, and Mike who is hard pressed to bill $100k a month.

Brad Shaw

I do not think people are paying close attention to the ICPT news.
*******************************

MikeAI,
Oprano reports news,
it doesn't make people pay attention...

"To each it's own"

"Educated consumer is our best customer"
(--Syms Department Store)
Serge

Serge, I do not think people are paying close attention to the ICPT news. That is major figures, and may be understated as well...

Will be interesting to see how it turns out... I for one am not bullish on Ibill...


Mike AI

Jeff, this is a definate conspiracy!
I won't be on 25th of May or July
;-))

another chance missed but this time you are clear
;-)))
Serge

Serge,

Bar-b-que is in 2 weeks - Saturday the 25th - If you are going to be up north you are more than welcome to join us.

I will email directions if you are going to be in the area. Let me know.


Jeff Shit.....If you don't know by now

MikeAI,
I suggest Oprano put $20 mils in Escrow, just in case if Brad Shaw cancells his button once again
;-)))
Serge

Interesting filing from ICPT:

http://www.edgar-online.com/bin/cobrand/finSys_main.asp?formfilename=0000931763-02-001721&x=17&y=6

NOTE M - SUBSEQUENT EVENTS (UNAUDITED)

On April 5, 2002, the Company received notice from its merchant bank that a certain credit card association assessed fines as a result of the Company exceeding certain pre-established chargeback
thresholds. The fine amount withheld by the merchant bank approximates $1.2 million and pertains to transactions processed for the month of January 2002. The Company is currently disputing the validity of
these fines through its merchant bank; however, there can be no assurance that the fines will be reversed.

During the first quarter of 2002, the Company ("Seller") entered into an Asset Purchase Agreement with Intercept, Inc. ("Purchaser") to sell substantially all of its assets and liabilities for an initial amount of
$112 million plus potential monies from an earn out that extends through December 31, 2003. This transaction closed on April 8, 2002. From the gross proceeds, certain monies totaling $19.6 million were
escrowed in accordance with the terms of the Asset Purchase Agreement.

On April 10, 2002, the Board of Directors reduced the unit exercise price for 1,130,000 options to zero. This action was approved as a means to reward for faithful service.

During March and April 2002, the Company's merchant bank increased its reserves to $19 million for the purpose of guaranteeing the payment of potential future chargebacks, increased transaction volume, and the potential risk that the Purchaser would change merchant banks for the settlement of transactions processed.


Serge

DrGuille - you take a dive?? Say it isn't so!!

I do not think I will break top 50 hahaa But I know nothing about hockey.

Of course I though I knew a lot about football but sucked that one too!


Mike AI

darn,
Im about to take a dive in the NHL pickem standings

So, for my last day as #1, I would just like to say a big 'fuck you' to everyone/anyone who will be passing me by in the standings!

;)
DrGuile