worry not about things you can't change and shag today, cuz you don't know if you can still shag tomorrow
----

that's kinda almost a pearl ...

the moral of the story: SHAG EVERY DAY!!! :-)))

cj (vaginator) $70 signups, all day every day!!

hi, Smithy,
how is gatorcash doing?
Serge

smithy, it took me all weekend to recover from friday night ... i didn't even go out sunday!!

how was your weekend?! did you behave?!?!
cj (vaginator) $70 signups, all day every day!!

i don't like the sound of this statement ...
********************************

oh really????

you think I liked the sound of the statement that mayan calendar only runs 'till year 2012 and there is NOTHING after that?

Yesterday' Warren's Buffet' statement that "nuclear terror" is imminent withing the next 10 years and mayan calendar go hand in hand...

you think I LIKED THAT SOUND?
;-)))

worry not about things you can't change and shag today, cuz you don't know if you can still shag tomorrow
;-)))
Serge

Hi Serge
Hi CJ...enjoyed the drink on Sunday :)
smithy Spine tingling affiliate program

I guess there IS life outside the internet
---

i don't like the sound of this statement ...

we must convince people there is NO life outside of the internet!! porn is the only thing which will satisfy you!!!
cj (vaginator) $70 signups, all day every day!!

i feel like i'm at another board!!!
**********************************

things will only get better with summer coming up...I guess there IS life outside the internet
;-)))
Serge

cj,
I feel like taking another vacation and keep doing it every 2 weeks
;-)))
Serge

shit, this is the first time in 6 months the board has taken a full day to cycle through a page!!

i feel like i'm at another board!!!

serge, how the hell are ya?!?!
cj (vaginator) $70 signups, all day every day!!

http://www.opranoplus.com/askcolin/

is Colin another one missing in action?
;-)
Serge

BTW, was Forest finally found after Amsterdam?
I missed the story somehow...
Serge

hey billy

how's it going?

how are you and Angel enjoying the pleasures of married life?? :)
sextoyking

KB.. I saw the story on the guy at the airport.

The US Attorney said "they must have a problem" and he was correct !

It just sucks that always happens on our gate we use : (

GRIMM.. WHERE ARE YOU !!!

Serge Welcome Back !!

SEguru.. softball practice : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Grimm is the Asshole of the Month

Wake up Oprano
sextoyking

Yeah I saw in the news about this guy getting through security with 2 loaded hand guns.... I think he works for Master P and No Limits...

So you can imagine what this guy looks like... he should be frisked anywhere he goes! haha


Mike AI How to become a millionaire

New Orleans airport security. If that isn't an oxymoron I don't know what is. When I was coming home from there I walked right through their "security" and no one checked my laptop, asked me if I had a ticket, or checked my id.


Ulfie Pornsurfing.com

That WEG Banner with Gabe is awesome! :)

Billy, why don't you and Mike open up an airport security company and show these idiots at the New Orleans airport how to straighten shit out...

Man Passes Airport Security With Guns
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A42200-2002May6.html

KC

That banner with Gabe is one of the funniest I have seen...

Gabe should become a cast member here at Oprano... Can you see Gabe, Serge, and Marc De dancing across the screen with SpamBot?


Mike AI Content for champs!

I read more books in the last 12 days than all previous year
;-))
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Keep up the good work, with
time, someday you will be
able to write.
:-))))
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

Nick,
I read more books in the last 12 days than all previous year
;-))

helps a lot improving my british vocabulary
;-))
Serge

Fuck Sakes SEGuru!!!

I sent that email something
like 2 months ago, I had
written you off.
:-))

voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

See you can talk bollocks like a native my friend. ;))

but hey,if it moves...I'll fuck it ;)))
Nick Wankers need not apply....

Nick,
"goats" are copyrighted and copyprotected by me,
can you shag sheep instead?
;-)))
Serge

I am well paysan ;)))

Just waiting for goat season to start ;))

Anthony tells me that MikeAi has a liscense now too. ;)))
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook, CERTIFIED!)

Paul Nash
*******************

any relations to my good friend Richard Nash?
;-))
Serge

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!!!!!

how the hell are you?????

I just finished British book where every second word was bollocks, and every time I read it I was thinking of you
;-)))

you were the first one who introduced this word
;-))
Serge

Seen nuthing but great stuff over here.
************************

hahahahahahhaha,
FINALLY somebody appreciates the good job we've done of weeding out assholes
;-)))
(Billy, they are all yours now ;-)))
Serge

All you have to do is whistle,Serge.

You know how to do that,don't you?Put your lips together and blow.

;)))
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook, CERTIFIED!)

Will do Serge!
SEGuru

SEGuru,
if he did that in the last 10 days,
it probably hanging on some hard drive in Internet Cafe in Italy
;-)
ask him to re-send
;-))


Serge

Hey Serge!

Indeed. First time to post at Oprano. Seen nuthing but great stuff over here. Sup Mike AI.

How you guys been?
I have been swamped beyond belief, moving from Houston to the Mountains. Nice indeed to get away from the humidity to this awesome weather in Boulder, Co.

I'm out and about poking around for potential new sales people.

Hey Serge, Paul Nash dropped you an email...wants to do some biz with ya.
Anyway...off to a company softball practice. You guys behave, and see ya soon.
SEGuru

Damn SEGuru, you still alive??

Hows it hanging??


Mike AI Content for champs!

SEGuru,
is that your first time here???

what brought you to our neck of the internet woods?
Serge

Whats up Oprano?!

Voodooman, how ya been brutha? Got your email. We'll catch up soon.

Todd, Sup d00d. Hows tricks mang?
Gimme a shout!

SEGuru

<< Are you kidding??!! Heck, I'm thrilled I moved up several places :) :) :) And some (all?) of my old boyfriends (or my son, at the momement.......) would tell you that you're underestimating my abilities ;) >>

Alright, alright...I'm just glad I'm a 'friend' and not a son and on the 'asshole' end of things...at least not yet anyway...hehe


gigi CashQuest 2

Congratulations, Grimm :) But I'm not sure if this is actually a demotion from being The Most Shaggable Asshole of the YEAR..or is it an addendum? :)

<<27 Peaches
There isn't an asshole bone in peaches body....besides...she's too cute to be an asshole. ;o)>>

Are you kidding??!! Heck, I'm thrilled I moved up several places :) :) :) And some (all?) of my old boyfriends (or my son, at the momement.......) would tell you that you're underestimating my abilities ;)

Peaches

True words said mike..

each party and person plays there own version of the "Spin Game"
sextoyking 30% Commissions on All Sextoy Sales!

Todd, yuou should know its all politicians - they are all ignorant... republican, democrate they all suck!


Mike AI Content for champs!

Yeah Edd, I agree, it's so stupid it makes you laugh. ;)


Ulfie Pornsurfing.com

Todd,
nice to be back, even in "partial" capacity
;-))
Serge

Afternoon Oprano.

Mike, scary article there, I don't think it has the muster to pass both houses though. Serious 1rst Amm. issues I would imagine, damm Republicans!!
-------------------

Congrats grimm.

Serge, welcome back kotter.
:)
sextoyking 30% Commissions on All Sextoy Sales!

Ulfie - that has got to be the silliest damn thing anyone's ever done with flash! its so dumb and stupid that I can't stop laughing! everyone in the office thinks I'm high! heheheheh!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) you can make 11% MORE!

dunno..I got some gay friends that just drool over 'em.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

They must know the TRUTH!
Mr$$$ Is Serge going to make it to PAYDAY?

if i was gay there is no way i would do jim
*****
dunno..I got some gay friends that just drool over 'em.
go figure.
8-)
runk Gay Traffic? Give it Up!

There are certain things women need that you guys can just not give....
*********************************

like a PROPER ride on the water scooter?
;-)))


Serge

Ed,
please get in touch with me,
Jordan starts a new program and he wants it on ASAP...

Nick, Anthony,
how are you, guys????

are you still on THIS planet?
;-)))
Serge

Tina & Jim is 1 of the most unexplainable relationships in the world
******
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH
runk Gay Traffic? Give it Up!

Ulfie that is wonderful...

hahaha


Mike AI Content for champs!

well you are all WAY off!

There are certain things women need that you guys can just not give....
If i told you all then i would have to kill you...(or have it done)
Mr$$$ Is Serge going to make it to PAYDAY?

Jim my just have a huge cock. ;) Not that I've seen it, I wasn't THAT drunk. Even if I had, I would never tell. haha

Something for your amusement:
http://www.mattmarino.com/animation_sample/boy.html


Ulfie Pornsurfing.com

Howard, you think Dave would do YOU?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Not a shot---he's got a hot wife..
i couldn't anyway--its got its own zip code--scary

how dave get into this--i want tina's head examined. I've spoke to her and she's like in love with Jim--just blows me away... Can't understand it for the life of me..

howard Tina can't possibly like Jim

if i was gay there is no way i would do jim
***************************

Howard, you think Dave would do YOU?
;-)))
Serge

Tina & Jim is 1 of the most unexplainable relationships in the world. He has to pay her or she has to have serious mental issues. Put it to you like this---if i was gay there is no way i would do jim--if i was lesbian i'd be all over Tina..

It's actually the 11th wonder of the world!!!!
howard Tina can't possibly like Jim

Sharky,
have I asked YOU???
no...you wouldn't know the size of RB balls, the only person who might shed light on it is...Brad Shaw,
and I'm gonna find it out from him or his
;-)))
Serge

O.K....O.K...break it up....
Mr$$$ Is Serge going to make it to PAYDAY?

lol.. I guess that does help Serge.

I wouldn't know the size of RB's Balls... But I do know what happened with MaxCashLive. Amicable departure with no hard feelings on either side... to the best of my knowledge:-)


sharky Fuck Exit Consoles!

Sharky,
Jim is one of a few dudes who can go with me doing vodka shots one on one,
and that's a BIG plus in EVERY girl's book
;-)))

later, when I get myself familiar with all what's going on, I'm gonna get on the bottom of the RB's balls size and what happened with maxcashlive
;-))
Serge

I got to meet Tina as well... not sure what she saw in Jim... but Lucky him!!

__________________

You know I wondered the same thing! haha


Mike AI Content for champs!

Serge,

Instead Jim helped me gain a few pounds eating Italian food in Orlando. I heard stories of the real guys from the Godfather Movie and realized the many reasons not to cross Jim or Cybrglide!

I got to meet Tina as well... not sure what she saw in Jim... but Lucky him!!

:-)
sharky Fuck Exit Consoles!

Jim,
call me 201-294-0773, let's chat!
we missed you and Tina not able to join us...I think I gained a few pounds, with you there I definatelly could break 10 pounds up mark
;-)))
Serge

Voodoo,
YES, I am...NJ, back to Florida in a couple days...


Serge

Serge! when you get a chance holler at me via cell....(if you have it)

When you coming down?
Mr$$$ Is Serge going to make it to PAYDAY?

Serge,

Are you really back?
In NJ or FL?
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

ICPT is going down BIG TIME!!!
;-))

Ibill???? I haven't have a chance to check the news, all I saw down 4 1/2 points on the ticker,
27 and some change....wow! MikeFold, you owe me
;-))
Serge

Italian accent my ass! The entire Italy talks about dancing MarcDe on Oprano and why RB canned Radio Show...
Serge

Serge is back? Already?

He must have been deported, Cleo said she thought he was coming back on the 12th.


mutt

Serge is back with Italian accent!!

Glad you got home safely!!


Mike AI

Mike there was enough cum flying around to extinguish anything flammable!
_______________

KB do you want to clarify this some? :-)

I am doing good - but not as good as you it appears!


Mike AI

Hey Oprano how are you guys doing?
***********************************

very good, about to declare bancrupcy and sell it all to Brad Shaw!

and how are you?
;-))
Serge

Important reading for all of us...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A29041-2002May3.html


Mike AI

FDS spray???

Isnt that Feminine Deoderant Spray?
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

Heck it must me the heat.. I thought I announced that Grimm was the asshole of the Month !!

NEWSFLASH... NEWSFLASH...

Grimm after making a few jumps over the past few weeks and one special night at temptations he has won the award of Asshole of the Month for May !!

KB.. remember you were one of the first assholes and you are archived
http://isjustanasshole.com/2001.html

I am now going back to try to win that dam game and try to get an extra 10 % from ARS !!!


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Grimm is the Asshole of the Month

that fire hazard goes back to biblical times, look up the story about Moses and the Burning Bush. Of course the Bible has the sanitized version.

http://www.johnnycarson.com

man when Johnny retired he really meant retired. Was he even on that NBC 75th Anniversary special last night.

Bush looks like he's turning into Johnny Carson to me.

HEY-00000000000000000000000000000000!
mutt

Being asshole in private is no good. Its like the idea if a tree falls in the woods and noone is there to hear it, does it make noise?

=================================

I thought the line was "if you fart in space and nobody is around to smell it, does it still stink?"


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

Mike there was enough cum flying around to extinguish anything flammable!

How are ya Mike?
KB

KB you have to be careful with cigeretes (flame) and FDS spray ( flamable material) could have been really bad...

;-)


Mike AI How to become a millionaire

Yeah I remeber when I was an asshole.....

It wasn't long ago..........Ah good times :-))

Hey Oprano how are you guys doing? Just back from a great bachelor party, I still smell like cigarretes, and FDS spray!
KB

BURN!!!!!

;))
Nick

fatbaby, weren't you just awarded the "order of the hairy starfish" with oak leaf clusters at your last lodge meeting;)??

.
.
.
.

BigMike

<< I am at 1 in 54 !! This is outragous!! Last friday I was 1 in 48 or something!! >>

Damn MikeAI...I'm on it! hehe

Awesome dude....wanna share your secret? ;)

gigi CashQuest 2

Congrats Grimm on being Asshole of the Month!!!!!



Vick Home of Asshole of the Month for October 2001

Pam, you may want to try our sister site, http://www.opranosearch.com/msgboard/

Miss Cleo is the hostess with the mostess, and can help you with traffic trades and such!


Mike AI How to become a millionaire

Hi and I hope everyone is doing well this week,

I will be interested in getting some traffic trades going soon with my site and will be willing to discuss traffic if some of you webmasters would email me. I would appreciate any mentoring on the subject of getting traffic swaps started.
I am looking for traffic, not especially technical advice, I have that part taken care of.
Thanks in advance,

Pam
ICQ#159390717
PamsPornStars Hi and traffic anyone ?

Fatbaby, you need to become a public asshole... so we can all see.

Being asshole in private is no good. Its like the idea if a tree falls in the woods and noone is there to hear it, does it make noise?

If you are an asshole with noone to see your handy work, are you really and asshole?


Mike AI How to become a millionaire

Congrats Grimm!

One day I'll be an asshole.... well.. ok, I AM an asshole, but one day I'll be recognized as one!

;-)

fatbaby

GiGi, I do not know what do to with myself... you and Ken better get on the ball over at http://cashquest2.com I just checked my stats, and my convesions are down!

I am at 1 in 54 !! This is outragous!! Last friday I was 1 in 48 or something!!

hahaha

Summer slowdown is effecting total numbers in my opinion - actual hits and surfers, but conversions with the right programs are doing very well!


Mike AI How to become a millionaire

<< Man what a dipshit I am, I am looking around trying to find an annoucement from Grimm or something... >>

I did the exact same thing Mikeai...don't feel bad...hahaha

Hey, you already said you hate mondays. ;o)

gigi CashQuest 2

Grimm,

Congrats! Asshole!!!
:-))
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

Man what a dipshit I am, I am looking around trying to find an annoucement from Grimm or something...

Then I realize, the Asshole of the Month was out...

Grimm should have been the asshole of the month, YEARS ago...

He is an OA...

Original Asshole!

HAHAHA


Mike AI 11% means you make money - big bonuses!!

haha, congrats Grimm! :o)

BTW, I TOTALLY disagree with this one:

27 Peaches

There isn't an asshole bone in peaches body....besides...she's too cute to be an asshole. ;o)


gigi CashQuest 2

Mornin' Oprano :o)

Hope you all had a wonderful and relaxing weekend! I decided to paint my bathroom...lol. My hair has a huge white stripe from leaning on the wall now....but I sort of like it...it looks like Rogue from Xmen...hehe

Ahhh, the fun you can have when painting. :o)

Enjoy Monday All :o)

gigi CashQuest 2

oooh come on Billy its not the heat, its the stupidity! haha

Man I hate mondays!


Mike AI 11% means you make money - big bonuses!!

Congrats Grimm :) well deserved
RRRED Wegcash $1.10 - $1.30 per email

What a long weekend I am so glad the Jazz Fest is over, if you have never been to New Orleans and love good food and great music and HEAT this is the event you want to attend !

I just hope August in Florida is not as hot : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Grimm is the Asshole of the Month

voodoo, 2am :-)

this is the oprano nightshift!!

vegaswebmaster, I'm not sure however if you visit LinkUp, cleo might have something to assist you.
the link is up the top on the flash thing.

cj (vaginator) $70 signups, all day every day!!

cj, glad to hear your up, but
then again, its almost night
time in AUS isnt it?
:-))


voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

Which bannerless Freehosts do you recommend. I have been gatting a few spams about them lately.

I prefer ones where you can transfer your domain to them :o)

Thanks


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dan, go for the happy gas!! its the best!!

voodoo, of course there is dear!! :-)
cj (vaginator) $70 signups, all day every day!!

morning, oprano
runk Gay-next step in evolution!

Anyone awake this morning?

voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)