2,000 dollar Steelers jacket?

http://www.projerseysotpro.com/nflleatjac.html

Jeff Hamilton makes them for every pro team. I think people who wear them look like retards but what do i know.
mutt

Toolz, Pornoman corupts everyones mind... He and that "forbidden fruit".

I for one am very excited about ARS' 10% bonus for the whole month of may. That will defiantely help out in the summer slow down.


Mike AI MAY Special - 10% bonus on all signups whole month - now make up to $50 a pop!

LOL,

Ah it's Monday, Pornoman has corrupted my mind this weekend. May, May, May, for the 10% bonus :)

Toolz ARS: May Promo 10% bonus on ALL signups!

To celebrate Marc and I's 5 year anniversay in the Adult Internet ARS is giving webmasters a 10% bonus on all sales sent in the month of March.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^6
Then after closer review.
March???? of 2003???
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

I mean damn can we ever get rid of this Serge character? :)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I know what you mean, Everytime
I hear Serge, it just makes
me want to shave. Must have
that effect on alot of people.
:-))
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

To celebrate Marc and I's 5 year anniversay in the Adult Internet ARS is giving webmasters a 10% bonus on all sales sent in the month of March.

Lots of names have come and gone in that time, a lot are still kicking around, I mean damn can we ever get rid of this Serge character? :)


Toolz ARS: May Promo 10% bonus on ALL signups!

why do i have this pic in my head..red speedos with a full lenght fur coat
:)

serge, hope you and emi are haveing a great time
dantheman

$2,000 for a coat - it must be one of those fur coats or something. What did you have to buy Emi to get her to let you spend that kind of money on yourself?

Be careful in Italy, Serge we know what happened last time. lets make sure the coat makes it back to the states!


Mike AI

Serge???

You told me when you
was on vacation
you wouldnt even
think about a computer,
or oprano, or brad shaw,
and here you are, doing
all of that.
Get back to finding me
some italian goddess.
:-))
Say hello to Emi.
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

Ulfie! must be one of those nice leather jobbies...with the BIG logo on back!
Mr$$$ Is it PAYDAY yet? ALMOST!

$2000 for a jacket? That must be one REALLY nice Steeler jacket! haha


Ulfie Home of the Pithy Menace

Mike-

Are you still interested in photos of Serge on vacation?

He would make lousy content, but Italian donkey has already signed model release.
Emi

Serge we need photos of you in Italy... we need some documentation!



Mike AI
***********************

ok, ok, you got me....
I am at Saint Martin fucking my brains out, but...please don't tell Emi
;-)))
Serge

Guys,
do your worst at the house,
I left the land mine there and I didn't take my vitamin E,
I can't recall WHERE!
;-)))
Serge

Serge, did you get robbed yet?


Ulfie
*********************

Yes,
in Milan....$2000 for a jacket was a ROBBERY!!!!
;-)))

on Golden Bridge
(Ponte Vecchia) in Florence they got me again!
;_)))

at least this time I was promissed 15% back at the airport...and...
Fuck It,
I declare this at USA customs, so don't rush to rot me
;-)))
Serge

Mr$$$, Cleo and I already thought up some good stuff for our assault on the Serge compound
++++++++++++++++++++++++++==

Ulfie...don't forget I will be working from the INSIDE!
Mr$$$ Is it PAYDAY yet? ALMOST!

Serge we need photos of you in Italy... we need some documentation!



Mike AI

Mr$$$, Cleo and I already thought up some good stuff for our assault on the Serge compound. I am getting bullet proof vests for us before our mission though. ;)

Serge, did you get robbed yet?


Ulfie Home of the Pithy Menace

Too bad you guys weren't going in a few weeks. I love Universal, great park!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++=

Ulfie! I am sure we can keep busy! ;)
We have to harass Serge!
Mr$$$ Is it PAYDAY yet? ALMOST!

who can we harass instead of serge?!
cj
*****************

What's wrong with harassing Brad Shaw???

don't tell me he got any smarter while I was away
;-))))
Serge

CJ does have perky (you know)...


LadyLaw No Serge to Harass.....
********************************

really???????

I'm coming back PRONTO!!!!!!
;-)))

Gals and Guys,
I miss you all already,
but...Italy is worth it
;-)))
Serge (Males4free and Males4free Gold, new from INNOVATORS!)

Too bad you guys weren't going in a few weeks. I love Universal, great park!


Ulfie Home of the Pithy Menace

Colorado, Toronto and Montreal


Damn, Im good ;)
DrGuile

Me too Sharky...could be the beginning of a Florida webmaster get together!


Mr$$$ Is it PAYDAY yet?

BTW Mr$$$...

Looking forward to Universal this weekend. The family is even more stoked than I am...
:-) See you there!
sharky lets make some money!

Mr$$$ -

see no evil, hear no evil, and now.. smell no evil. If I'm sleeping I could care less.

I can pretty much guarantee what I do while i sleep is worse.


sharky lets make some money!

check your email Meni.


mutt

I can proudly say that after 4 years of marriage this has still not come into the picture for me
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Sharky...what about when you are sleeping?
Mr$$$ Is it PAYDAY yet?

"'cause now she can burp and fart freely...*"

I can proudly say that after 4 years of marriage this has still not come into the picture for me!!

:-)
sharky lets make some money!

Oh, FB and MikeAI, thanks for the well wishes....this flu couldn't have hit at a worse time....the days are beautiful and I'm stuck on my couch...with the occasional strut to my puter to check mail...sigh...hopefully it'll be one of those short 48 hr stints. *crossing fingers*




GiGi CashQuest 2

<< Married life is the best thing in the world as long as you are married to the right person. >>

Amen to that Brandi! Last September was our 10th...hard to believe time flies so fast...especially when yer having fun..hehe

10 years and 3 kids later, we're still flyin' high. :)

MikeAI....no worries...you'll love being married...and Katie will too 'cause now she can burp and fart freely...*grin*


GiGi CashQuest 2

Well good luck on the big day! I made Jordan marry me quick so he couldn't really think about it.. JJ


Brandi WEGCash

Brandi, looks like Oct 12th will be D-Day...

Right now I am excited about it, the idea of a big party for friends and Family - like a player haters ball in New Orleans!

But once we get closer to date, I am sure the idea of being married might scare me ... though I am fortunate to have a great woman like Katie...


Mike AI Coming in May - MO MONEY, MO MONEY, MO MONEY!

Married life is the best thing in the world as long as you are married to the right person. JL is the best and I couldn't be more blessed!

I am sure that Katie can take care of those cold feet =) When is the big day?

Brandi WEGCash

mutt, can you toss me the links, lopez and anna?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Marriage was better for
me then single life.
Heres proof.
http://alexus.fotki.com/jokes/e/single.html
voodoo

Awww Brandi you are going to make me blush...

How is married life treating you? Is it as bad as everyone says? ;-) hehe JJ I might be getting cold feet or something....



Mike AI Coming in May - MO MONEY, MO MONEY, MO MONEY!

I don't feel so bad I am at the bottom too Mike! At least I am in good company =)
Brandi WEGCash

http://www.opranoplus.com/stanleycup/leaderboard.html


don't worry if you fall behind in this round. there are 4 rounds, each worth the same amount of points so pretty much anybody could still win.


mutt Mach10 Hosting anybody?

Bradni - http://www.opranoplus.com/stanleycup/leaderboard.html

I just checked, I am at the bottom - again. I know nothing about hockey. Funny this is my fiance is tied for first...

If these keeps up, I think I will hang myself!

hahaha
Mike AI Coming in May - MO MONEY, MO MONEY, MO MONEY!

What is that link again to the hockey pick em?

Brandi

mike, that would be fun to be able to do that(switch arms after each pitch:)

damn, I'm tied for 1st on the hockey thing, and I dont know sh!t...can't last:(
dantheman

Saw an spot on Fox News about a kid in high school who is amberdextrious and can pitch both right handed and left handed - very well. He actually switches between pitches, would be tough to hit. The people in the high school league are looking for rules to prevent him doing this....


Mike AI Coming in May - MO MONEY, MO MONEY, MO MONEY!

Mutt you seem to find all the photos....



Mike AI Coming in May - MO MONEY, MO MONEY, MO MONEY!

let me just say that any team that lets in 2 (count em TWO) short handed goals on the SAME powerplay deserves to lose.
================================

GiGi.. I of course agree completely.. but lets be accurate here... you forgot the WITHIN 30 SECONDS or each other!! hehe

Get better! ;-)

fatbaby

Man GiGi, that sucks.... hope you feel better soon!

Those photos are definately fakes of Anna - funny how desperate companies try desperate techniques...

Wave good by to Mr. Gicioinne! haha


Mike AI Coming in May - MO MONEY, MO MONEY, MO MONEY!

Morning Oprano :o)

Well, I've spent the last 24 hours hugging porcelain...sigh...the stomach flu sucks!!!

Maybe it's sympathy sickness for my dear loser Canucks...haha...let me just say that any team that lets in 2 (count em TWO) short handed goals on the SAME powerplay deserves to lose. sigh


GiGi CashQuest 2

morning Oprano

mutt, I agree with you 100%.
It is soooo cheezee and sleezee


Blondy

shit they have Lisa Lopez's pictures dead all over the Net.

man that is just so wrong.

journalists are sleazebags who hide behind phrases like 'the public's right to know' to make money.


mutt

DrGuile, you have Colorado, Toronto and Montreal as your remaining picks in the first round.

Ok I found the Anna Kournikova pics. Gunccione knows those pictures are NOT her. What a sleazebag. By the time it comes time for her to collect money form General Media the company that owns the magazine he knows it is going to be in bankruptcy. He's going to pocket the money made from these bogus pictures.


mutt

Morning Oprano,

mutt, is there a way to see our picks for the nhl pickem... I dont remember mine.... hell, I dont remember what I did yesterday ;p

DrGuile

http://nydailynews.com/2002-04-29/News_and_Views/Crime_File/a-149234.asp

I wonder if porn drove this
nut to insanity?
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

and for this year's classiest porn video title .....

http://www.tlavideo.com/templates/catalog_details.cfm?c=46&v=4&sn=1&id=107176

mr$$$, *sigh* i'm afraid your right! :-)
be sure to let me know if there's anything i can do to help ;-)

cj (vaginator) home of the $70 free signups!

http://www.scoopy.net/update/updates.htm

http://members.lycos.nl/noxonplay/AnnaK/

Penthouse is working fast to put the smack down on copyright thieves. Isn't Scoopy.net part of Ron Levi's empire? Oh that's right, he is only a marketing facilitator for Scoopy and Mr. Skin. And don't forget, Mr. Skin has written permission from the celebrities on his site.

HAHAHHA..........R-n is a pisser.
mutt

Never know Cj...as long as everyone can take it! ;)
Makes for a much better orgasm when you are teased enough!


Mr$$$ Is it PAYDAY yet?

Is it PAYDAY yet?
--

mr$$$, what the hell are you up to?! how long are you going to tease us for??!!
cj (vaginator) home of the $70 free signups!

Anna Kournikova To Sue Penthouse Over Nude Photos

http://www.opranoplus.com

check out the picture, it's small, of the Anna and the girl in the photo who Penthouse swears is her.
From that picture, I would say no it isn't her.

Has the magazine been published yet? It's June Penthouse.


mutt

Fuckin mornin' Opran-O


Mr$$$ Is it PAYDAY yet?

morning, oprano
runk Got Gay Traffic? Give It Up!!

have you had your morning wank yet?
---------------------

hell no:( to busy this morning, guess I'l have to catch up later:)
dantheman

As and adult, I feel like
I am resonsible for my own
actions. Nothing in my life
that I do, listin to, watch,
etc... has any influence
on what I do. I know there
are people with chemicle
imbalances that supposedly
drive a person to commit
horrible acts, but I dont
understand it.
This is just like whenever
a youth jumps from a building,
or shoots someone, or does
something horrific, they used
to try to blame rock groups,
or the music the kids listened
to. These jackasses just need
to stop pointing fingers.
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

morning dantheman!

have you had your morning wank yet?
cj (vaginator) home of the $70 free signups!

Morning:)
dantheman

hank,

fuck it! let's ban everything!! down with freedom!!

:-)))

i would love to hear a debate from these 'porn causes rape' folks, on how they defend the molestations that occur in the church. if all sex crimes are related to pornography, where do manipulative sex crimes (such as convincing a young boy what's being done is not wrong) fit in?
what does it take to prove that sex crimes evolve from psychological issues?

ok i'm done now :-)

mutt, tag, YOUR IT!!



cj (vaginator) seriously perky business.

ya know on Broadway when the star of the play is away or sick they have an understudy play the part.

maybe everyday somebody should take a turn at being 'Serge' until he comes back.


mutt

Porn...
Yeah it makes me go shopping more. More porn that I sell the more that I shop.

Cleo (.)~(.) Have you read about this?

95% of all serial rapists and killers can read and write.

Ban literacy.



Hank D

i have no doubt that serial killers and rapists watch some seriously disturbing porn but that hardly proves porn has fucking anything to do with their major malfunctions.
---

rape and murder have nothing to do with sex or pornography ... these are crimes of power and anti-porn groups have been trying to use this bullshit line for ever.

like you said mutt, 80% of every occupation probably views porn. these skewed statistics piss me off. i've had them thrown at me from so many directions with the women's market and mainstream feminist 'groups'.

porn is objectifying to women
porn is responsible for sex crimes
porn is contributing to the moral decay of society

yadda yadda


cj (vaginator) seriously perky business.

MO MONEY!
++++++++++

Hey Mike...that's the name of my BOAT! =)
Mr$$$ Is It PAYDAY Yet?

that dumb lady says studies show that 80% of serial killers and rapists view pornography regularly.
Right. And 80% of insurance salesmen, and 80% of surgeons, and 80% of ..............

i have no doubt that serial killers and rapists watch some seriously disturbing porn but that hardly proves porn has fucking anything to do with their major malfunctions.


mutt

Mutt,
"And Now For The Dumb Opinion!"

Ain't it the truth! That is an opinion that has been used against everything, including the bible, since the written word was invented. Television, comic books, 'hot' books, you name it and some dumbass wants to censor it. They will claim that they are exercising their free speech rights while they deny others theirs. THAT is what makes ME want to do violence!
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Oplus News Update
******************

Macromedia Unveils New Dreamweaver MS

Another Look at The Phenomena Of 'Deep Throat'

And Now For The Dumb Opinion!

also Anna Kournikova's agent denies that's her naked in June's Penthouse magazine.

http://www.opranoplus.com




mutt

New Big Players Stanley Cup Pickem Leaderboard Update!

http://www.opranoplus.com/stanleycup/leaderboard.html

http://www.bigplayers.com
http://www.pornsurfing.com

mutt buy some niche content from a satirical bastard here!

oops...i stand corrected. That's camryn Rammenstein Steamroller. Music to kick minorities heads in to. Very popular with the angry young dude crowd.
mutt

well i went to the Better Than Ezra
website to see what they're all about.

They're no Camryn Ranheim Steamroller but I liked what I heard,pleasant.
mutt

I just switched over to paycom billing and was wondering what script i can use to interact with their affiliate program?......All the other companies usually have all this in place already.......Epoch only tracks from the signup page so i need a script to parse the info to them.....Anyone know about their system?....So far i like them but the not having the scripts is kind of a drag


Matt

Any help is appreciated
Matt Question about Paycom

Dear Todd:

I am posting from Sweet Home, Oregon right now, just over the mountains from Bend. We are sooooo close! You have a long drive from Portland moving...be safe, and let's hang as soon as you are settled. Tell Fletch hello!



LadyLaw Bend (over) Rocks! smile

Mutt,

I sure do love my mariners, ever since 1977:)) we lost today 4-3 to the yanks, oh well, we will try again another day..
----------------------------------

Hi Lady Law,

Hugs and loves my friend!!!

Been moving to bend for the last 2 months or so, 1 more week and I will be down there 24/7 :))

ttys

sextoyking New Dvd store up soon. Great Affiliate Program

actually better than ezra has acheived commercial success with their newest album. but i dont like the new stuff that much
grimm (Blow Me) Directnic.

but better than ezra plays at the same time
grimm (Blow Me) Directnic.

====

Oh my god, what's Better Than Ezra up to lately? Figured they fell of the face of the planet. They rock! hehe

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MikeAI, you are so right! I need to stay put until I can once again distinquish cities from states. Or proofread my posts first...smile

LadyLaw FLORIDA I meant...

I meant I will be in FLORIDA for sure..not Atlanta. I can't keep my cities straight! smile
__________________

yeah - Atlanta is a City, Florida is a State!

;-)

HAHA Someone has to harass you LL!
Mike AI Coming in May - MO MONEY, MO MONEY, MO MONEY!

CJ: I am such a dyslexic...I meant I will be in FLORIDA for sure..not Atlanta. I can't keep my cities straight! smile

LadyLaw FLORIDA I meant...

Lady Law - michael AT oprano.com


Mike AI Coming in May - MO MONEY, MO MONEY, MO MONEY!

No....ok here....was slower earlier in the month though
smithy .......High Converting Affiliate Program

what a slow weekend. anyone notice the drop in traffic?
grimm (Blow Me) Directnic.

Dear CJ: I will be in Atlanta for sure...we must have a drink (or a few) together. I look forward to it.
I'm not sure about Vancouver yet...but I think I will be at the Montreal show.

Mike, I will keep you in the loop with info as I get it. What is your email address?

I went to a Buffet concert in Oakland last summer, and it was wonderful. Very Viva La Vegas style, and fun. He is a great performer.



LadyLaw Florida for sure....

Mike Al.....forget my last post about being in Brisbane......brain dead today :)
smithy .......High Converting Affiliate Program

ahh, ok, got cha:) I had the 2nd on my mind for some reason.
dantheman

dan

http://www.nojazzfest.com/schedules/


the 4th:)

but better than ezra plays at the same time
grimm (Blow Me) Directnic.

yeah i know the 2nd. lenny kavitz is there uhh.... 2 weeks i think, that would be a good show:)
dantheman

dan.... buffet plays NEXT saturday:)
grimm (Blow Me) Directnic.

yeah....and you have to wear snug jeans cj.....mike al...you don't have to....are you in Brisbane or only joking?
smithy .......High Converting Affiliate Program

grimm, i wish, I'm about 5 hours northeast of NO(on a good run:)

I was hoping to catch buffet there, but didnt happen:( gf went off to germany:(


dantheman

Peaches, one of my favorite shows, loved the line "we're right behind the porn industry which makes us the 10 trillionth most popular site online." hahahaha


Ulfie Home of the Pithy Menace

Made it back to the hills of GA in one piece. Lesson learned: do NOT drive 12 hours each way with 2 spastic dogs when you're driving alone! Next time I'm going to trick someone into riding with me ;) My yard has exploded in greenery :) The 3 bits of houses I could see are now completely obliterated by tons of foliage. Springtime in the No. GA Mountains is ALMOST as pretty as the fall time :)) I'm just glad to be back to my DSL and satellite...and MY bed ;) But I already miss the beach.......

I see I'm doing REAL well on the Stanley Puck Off :(

Did anyone watch the Simpsons tonight? Cute jabs at the internet industry ;)

Peaches

Smithy, I am with CJ - if the players aren't cute - who cares! ;-) hahaha



Mike AI Coming in May - something REALLY nice to increase your bottom line!!!

dan...you live in town?

yeah looking forward to buffet. better than ezra plays a nnight show tomorrow at tips uptown.


grimm (Blow Me) deleted

Yeah....sorry Mike Al ...a different type of football :)
smithy .......High Converting Affiliate Program

Smith - CJ - can you speak English? ;-)


CJ - how are YOU doing today? ;-)
Mike AI Coming in May - something REALLY nice to increase your bottom line!!!