Ulfie, Pirates are playing great baseball!!


Mike AI

Baseball needs to stop giving out gaurenteed contracts. Pirates are paying Derek Bell 2.5 million this year to sit on his yacht in the Caribean.


Ulfie Home of the Pithy Menace

Grimm, New Orleans can support an NBA team... The Jazz were very successful here, and even still have some of the records for attendence. They were taken from us when a mormon bought the team, and wanted to move it to Utah.

I already have 4 tickets for the Hornets... 2 on the floor, and 2 in club seating.

Lots of people think NO will have a hard time supporting team since its a small city, however we only need 44,000 dedicated fans...


Mike AI

no doubt football is king in the the US. 4,000 people turned up in the parking lot at Ralph Wilson Stadium to greet Drew Bledsoe.

I am an on again off again poster to the Bills Usenet newsgroup. Might be the most insane place on the Net.
mutt

sp - report kp here: http://www.asacp.com/reportsite.html

I just got one myself and ratted those bastards out!

Edd (Opranautical Engineer) Get your O-Name™ !

Pirates are in first place. ;)


Ulfie Home of the Pithy Menace

grimm,

sent you an email yesterday...

lmk if you are interested...

thx

sp
sp

Can someone post the url to report KP..

Just got a spam for it...

Thanks,

sp
sp

mutt..thanks to the maloofs:)


yeah i am interested to see how it goes here. i will go to my share of games, for sure.


grimm (Blow Me) Directnic....Register your .us names NOW

You mean there are actually other spots than Football - Basically there is Football and there is the slow season (baseball and what ever else, besides curling)

I hope MLB bites the big one and chokes on it
They are victims of their own greed, do I blame the players for getting 10M+ per year, no. I'd take that $ if I could
Only thing that can save baseball won't happen ..... Salary cap


Merry Mastermind Will be in Raven's mini camp today trying out for QB position

oic.

but still, there are many MLB franchises drawing flies. There are fans in places like KC, Milwaukee,Pittsburgh who know their team has no chance of winning anything because of money.

NBA is great. A city like Sacramento competes with NYC and LA.
mutt

well u got one now!

all the pro leagues have run out of places to expand to. So New Orleans is stuck with the NBA.


mutt

you are missing the point, zephyrs are minor league.
grimm (Blow Me) Directnic....Register your .us names NOW

new orleans is a way station. we cannot support an NBA team.


grimm (Blow Me) Directnic....Register your .us names NOW

i don't blame the fans in Montreal for not showing up. If I posted the names of all the players that organisation drafed and developed ....... they would be a dynasty.

Zephyrs are only averaging 5,000 fans a game.
mutt

http://www.zephyrsbaseball.com/statistics/index.php?type=leaders&sub=attendance


http://cbs.sportsline.com/u/baseball/mlb/teams/MON/attendance.htm


hmmmm
grimm (Blow Me) Directnic....Register your .us names NOW

Baseball is in trouble, big trouble. Just too slow for today's kids and their labor problems will never be solved.

I love the NBA. Waited my whole life to get a team here.

You guys in New Orleans are getting a pretty good team, beats getting an expansion team. Baron Davis will be the best point guard in the NBA soon.
mutt

asian men are just pure comedy.

I remember going to a karaoke sushi bar in indianapolis and hearing then do lionel ritchie's "hello"

i almost cried.
grimm (Blow Me) Directnic....Register your .us names NOW

Ive been to a couple minor league games here in new orleans, and they are fun to attend. i just cant watch it on tv, hence cant get into it...

give me football or baseball or basketball everyday. Canada is not ready for baseball...


grimm (Blow Me) Directnic....Register your .us names NOW

yeah i thought that was pretty priceless. Asian men are just plain funny.
mutt

that's ok, your an American, not supposed to know hockey. Tho ESPN does give it alot of play.

Good sport grimm. Go to a live hockey game when you're in a city with an NHL team, you will like it.
Of all the sports, it translates the worst to TV.
mutt

http://www.y2khai.com/images/khaiepisode.swf

you mean this?

dude i am speechless
grimm (Blow Me) Directnic....Register your .us names NOW

http://www.opranoplus.com/stanleycup/leaderboard.html

i suck at hockey. i dont even know all the teams names
grimm (Blow Me) Directnic....Register your .us names NOW

jesus christ this high school nutbar was 19 years old. WTF was he doing in high school at 19?

did u check out that link Mike posted last night grimm?
mutt

sounds like a good start! kidding!
grimm (Blow Me) Directnic....Register your .us names NOW

So much for gun control. 18 dead in Germany school shooting :-(((

Cleo (.)~(.) EWhat The Fuck!!!

morning, Oprano
runk Gay Traffic? Give it Up!

damn wuiet in here. everyone party last night?;)
grimm (Blow Me) Directnic....Register your .us names NOW

definive proof that prayer doesnt always work

http://www.cnn.com/2002/ALLPOLITICS/04/25/helms.surgery/index.html
grimm (Blow Me) Directnic....Register your .us names NOW

monk, we were elevated in more ways than one:))


dantheman

dantheman REALLY IS a tall fucker

http://www.phantasygirls.com/dega_pics/_0022.jpg

http://www.phantasygirls.com/dega_pics/_0043.jpg


Monk

morning assholes;)

anyone who is interested, here's a few shots from talledaga over last weekend:)my damn camera failed me:(

http://www.phantasygirls.com/degapics.html

dantheman

Where the hell is everyone this morning?

No morning shift?
Mr$$$

A bear walks into a bar in Baraboo, Wisconsin and sits down.
He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The
bartender approaches and says," We don't serve beer to bears
in bars in Baraboo." The bear, becoming angry, demands again
that he be served a beer.

The bartender again tells him," We don't serve beer to bears
in bars in Baraboo." The bear, very angry now, says, "If you
don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at
the end of the bar." The bartender once again says "Sorry, we
don't serve beer to bears in bars in Baraboo."

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised, and eats
the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve beer to bears in bars
in Baraboo that are on drugs." The bear says, " I'm not on drugs."
The bartender says," Yes you are, that was abarbitchyouate."

Torone (screw 'politically correct')

good morning oprano

grimm (Blow Me) Directnic....Register your .us names NOW

washingtonpost.com
TLC Singer Killed in Car Crash

The Associated Press
Friday, April 26, 2002; 3:24 AM

ATLANTA - Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes of the top selling female trio TLC was
killed in a car crash in Honduras, her record company confirmed early
Friday.

Lopes, 31, was in Honduras for a vacation, Arista Records senior vice
president Laura Swanson told The Associated Press. Lopes was reportedly
among seven people in the car and the only fatality.

"No words can possibly express the sorrow and sadness I feel for this most
devastating loss," said Arista president L.A. Reid, who helped shape the
career of the popular R&B group.

"Lisa was not only a gifted and talented musical inspiration, but more
importantly, she was like a daughter to me. My thoughts and prayers are with
Lisa's family and friends. Her legacy will be remembered forever."

TLC, which also included Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins and Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas,
were the Grammy-winning group behind such hits as "Waterfall," "No Scrubs"
and "Unpretty." Their latest album was "FanMail."

grimm (Blow Me) Directnic....Register your .us names NOW

Ulfie,
You might be more right than you know...;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

First Big Players Stanley Cup Pickem Leaderboard Updated!

http://www.opranoplus.com/stanleycup/leaderboard.html

One series down! buh bye Chicago

Win 150 full page ads from http://www.alladultdesign.com !


mutt

shit........me and p0rn0man on the same wavelength. I didn't see your post before i posted that.


mutt

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes, a controversial member of chart-topping American R&B trio TLC, was killed in a car crash in Honduras on Thursday, a spokeswoman for her record label said.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=638&ncid=762&e=1&u=/nm/20020426/en_nm/people_tlc_dc_4




mutt

Looked like another fabulous musician is gone..

http://www.msnbc.com/news/743948.asp?0cm=c30

Sorry Mutt I know you were a fan.. almost as big a fan as Andre Rison..
chris/pornoman SexyAvs.. Paying More Than ANY other FREE AVS

Ya.. good idea Mike....Will pass that one on to him also. ;-)

Seems that his bandwidth stealing slide show feature is not working now... he did not like my "tone" on the phone.

We will see what he does, he is running all kinds of sites that are nothing but theif sites, Usnet type things and slide shows that steal the pictures right off your site, on your bandwidth.


Friendly Warlock Good times coming up in Montreal.

That guy's number is listed under:

Ye, Gui Ming
San Jose, CA 95124
408-559-6517
Blaze!

Lee, who needs Steve Easton - we need to get Perfect 10 on this cat!


Mike AI

This fool is stealing bandwidth and content from EVERYONE!

http://www.tgpss.com/

If you own a picture, he is showing it either on that site or one of his others.

His info:

Jin, T. tjin@tjgy.com
P.O. BOX 24175
San Jose, California 95154
United States
408-559-6517

Phone is real, I already called the fool.. he says he is google type so he can steal from us all.

;-)

Where is Easton when he is needed!


Friendly Warlock See you in Montreal!

http://www.y2khai.com/images/khaiepisode.swf

I have seen it all now!


Mike AI

Nice to see Serge is gone, lets home he stays in Italy!

I have my work cut ouf for myself making all the anon and anon-seed posts by myself for a while!
Brad Shaw

fatbaby,

I think that was supposed
to go to Serge.
;-)
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

Gentlemen Conqueror ???

um... someone fucked that one up!

;-)

fatbaby

Torone, it's all Daschele's fault. ;)) j/k


Ulfie Home of the Pithy Menace

WTF is with the net tonight? Everything is running slow as molasses...
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

hahah, I love it, from this day forward you
you will also be known as Pithy Menace ;))


Ulfie Home of the Pithy Menace

My name with the big O is Thunderous Commander

========
balloonbucks.com
Honeyslut Click here for 00000000000000

http://www.conceptlab.com/simulator

and how was YOUR day?



mutt

look what Grimm started! My mother always said "an idle mind is the devil's workship'.

My WU-name sucks ass. Homicidal Terrahawk. WTF is a Terrahawk?

I like my 0-Name better, Imbecillic Magician!

imbecile is one of the my top 10 words in the English language.


mutt

Foolish Demon..
Brrr,
for shy guy like me...
John_Cotac
------------------------------------

obviously the results are not accurate ;-))


Cybrglide

Meni from this day forward you
you will also be known as Dynamic Assassin

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I demand a recount! My Wu name is Victorian Cow!!! :(


Peaches

Foolish Demon..
Brrr,
for shy guy like me...
John_Cotac (where is the fucking money????)

Hey just thought I would share this... I found it pretty humourous.. but then again.. I'm easily amused...

finally a trophy with keeping!!!
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/020422/168/1fjje.html

Back to my hole...

peace
greg
gregtx one stop for niche feeds and galleries

Speaking of your divorce Lisa..what ever happened to that loser...havent seen him around much of late.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

my name is now

Onenut Hunglow

damn .....


Cybrglide

Billy - Really? That's odd... Every time I put in Billy it keeps coming back with "Spambot's Bitch"...

Edd Get your O-Name™ !

If someone from ARS is out there......your reward point system has not added points in 2 days. You may want to check that out.

Webfather

Hahahaha..

Edd.. I entered Edd and it told me "have to check with Billy since hes your daddy"

Hahaha..


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) May is almost here

Man, this IS fun! Serge's name is now "Happy Observer" !!
Edd Get your O-Name™ !

This is fun. Now I have to come up with yet another personality to go along with my new nick.

Lazy-assed Geniu Serge's kinky, bisexual, bestiality mating habits revelled

Hehehe...who told you I swear like a drunken sailor? ;/


Lisa PMB - recurring since '97!

Errrr my tail got in the way

that should be Vulgar Enchanter


Cybernetic Tiger

one more:) using rick nastee im now know as Quiet Wanderer

im starting to feel like some other posters who have a hard time keeping all the "board personalities" in check;)))


Oh yea, good luck chickenheads, our record so for this year is 2/4 :( but we're getting it together.



Quiet Wanderer

Lisa I think Vulgat Enchanter is more like it!
Cybernetic Tiger

Hrmm...with my divorce recently thru I wasn't sure which name to throw in the O-name Generator, so I tried both. I'm either Vulgar Genius or Sarcastic Enchanter... ;))


Lisa PMB - recurring since '97!

Merry Mastermind



Merry Mastermind Merry Mastermind

but using dantheman i'm now know as
Phantom Mercenary...

So, I will hunt you down for cash and you'll never see me
;)))
rick nastee

Are you related to my cousin Small Gay sheep? Are you related to my cousin Small Gay sheep?
------------

depends on whatcha mean by "related"
:))

OK. Using my real name im now know as "fearless hunter"
rick nastee

Hey it gave me.... Pesty Ninja


don't know if it fits?

How do i get on the Asshole list am i not assholy enough?

Mr$$$

edd from this day forward you
you will also be known as Expert Fister

grimm (Blow Me)

LOL.....

Mike Mihalko!

your Wu-Name is

Dependable Skeleton

Use it wisely, soldier.

Fold Anyone Got Laurie Dhue's Phone Number?

"from this day forward you
you will also be known as Gentlemen Overlord"

ibidah?
Latka Gravitz

hey billy you little knob goblin.

http://isjustanasshole.com/

im working my way up. do i have to kick you in the nuts tonight to win?
grimm (Blow Me)

Edd.. i thought there might be some shenanigans at work:)
grimm (Blow Me)

I think we all are having
a personality conflict today.
:-)

Im now, Violent Ninja.

Violent Ninja The webmaster formerly known as Daddy Sinn

Is the Adult Internet business in generalgoing downhill? Will it do nothing but get worse? Is the heyday where everyone made big money is starting to end.

Most money was made by ripping people off, spamming their address, recurring billing people who had no interest etc. The party is ending for
scammers.

Look at the larger sites. Most are charging 39.95 a month. What a joke, think about it, almost no site is worth that. For the most part people
want a few hours of porn and have NO desire ever to see the site again. Certain fetish and niche sites are another story. The price should of
a site be 9.95 or maybe 19.95 at most.

The big player raised their prices because the members are not recurring and no one wants to be first in dropping the payouts to the affiliates.

No one wants to spend more money. They don't realize that making the site better and full of
different things is the key to keeping members.

Pissed Off! What are we gonna do?
Super Sammy Take two and call me in the morning

Grimm - that one was special, just for YOU! ;)
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) Asian girls are HOT!

haha edd that is great

grimm from this day forward you
you will also be known as Lazy-assed Professional

Top-Heavy Hookja

Ok, time to throw another one into the mix - http://www.oprano.com/namegen.html

Grimm - I don't have any secrets for asian nympho rustling.... none that I'm willing to share, that is! ;)
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) Asian girls are HOT!

see, it's Rick Deez........deez nutz.................never mind :/
Dr. Evil

edd if you have had the ability to "rustle up" some asian nymphos all this time, you are getting an ass beating next time i see you:)
Top-Heavy Hookja

who amongst us hasnt seen Edd's pom poms. it is a new orleans tradition, like mardi gras and the natchez.
Top-Heavy Hookja

Sorry Billy, but Daddy Darkholer's cheerleading days are long gone... Perhaps I can rustle up a bunch of Asian nymphos in cheerleader outfits to be the rah-rah section... On second thought...
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

In the tradition of spoofing celebrity names in the porn video industry, I'm now officially changing my name to Rick "Deez" Nutz. Carry on.
Ricky Nutz

Edd..
The Chickenheads have a game tonight won't you come cheer for us.
You don't even need your pom poms but I think Grimm would like to see them : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) May is just around the corner

Those name generators are great! I think I'll combine mine and become...

Daddy Darkholer, Action-Packed Mentallist!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

If anyone needs me I'll be writing a script for generating your "Oprano Name".... ;)
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

i got nothin
Top-Heavy Hookja

"FYI,There's going to be a few domains got from there from here starting on the first:)"

Are you related to my cousin Small Gay sheep?

YeeeeHawwW!

Big Gay Mule

Hey folks, I'm feeling good today, any newbie's or anyone really that needs an animated banner or two done up for free, hit me up on this board or my email. ;)

I'm feeling a little bored waiting for my server to be set up, someone put me to work.......


InsaneMidget

CT, u know I will.
FYI,There's going to be a few domains got from there from here starting on the first:)
Rick Nastee

"Hey girls, want to ride the Cybernetic Tiger.... Grrrrowwwwllll...."

A new STUD is born everyday on Oprano!!

YeeeeeHaaaaWWW!


Big Gay Mule

Rick Nastee I hope you get that .com from DirectNic! :-)



Cybernetic Tiger

Now, which one of you wiseasses
is Javier Fuegobutt?


Daddy Sinn The webmaster formerly known as voodooman