he must be cute jonas;)!
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Grimm, I am not gay, i just play one on the internet. ;) My fiance gets more girls then i ever did.
jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

Cleo,
Zhora thinks otherwise
;-)))
Serge

Serge
You sound know better then anybody that I'll fuck just about anything.

Cleo (.)~(.) DO NOT CLICK HERE!!!

batteries? I thought you liked women
;_)))
Serge

Who needs men anyway as long as I have fresh batteries.

Cleo (.)~(.) That other board

loaded has so many meanings
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whenever i feel the need for a cleansing i just break up with her, and the pain goes away:)
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jonas gets more women as a gay man than i get as a straight man:)
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cj..if i am anything i am quick but thorough!
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or you could just PAY for HBO:)
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grimm's right. High colonics are medical quackery.
mutt

grimm, how do you know that information ... so thorougly, and quickly ...

actually, never mind. let's just keep it a secret.
cj (vaginator) Highest payouts in the industry. period.

Aren't there any straight men to be found?
*******************************

i DUNNO...ASK jONAS
;_))
Serge

serge - you are right when it comes t ones that can be tucked into a womans' pants.
jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

Actually... common medical rhetoric on the subject is the colon is a self cleaning organ, if you want to get down to it, and that "cleansings" only add to risk.


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No HBO. need a pirate Directv card. Monk sells them. I think he's Mafia.


mutt

loaded?
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Brad,
I FINALLY figured out your problem and I hope this spam I got help you a lot:



Let me ask you this...which is worse:

A. The engine on your Lexus freezes up at 160,000 miles instead of 300,000. You take a financial hit and you are forced to buy a Camry this time.


B. You start bleeding during bowel movements. You go to the doctor and get poked, prodded, X-ray'd, biopsied, etc. 3 days later you get a call for a consultation.
The doctor informs you that you have advanced colon cancer at 45 years old. You have anywhere from 6 months to 5 years left to live. He tells you it's time to get your house
in order because you'll be checking out soon. Chemotherapy starts today.


A friend of mine who was a science and health researcher at the University of Chicago, just died this past year of colon cancer at 42. In the midst of the prime of his life, he said goodbye, and
left his wife and child behind, wondering what just hit them.


Why do you brush your teeth? Are your teeth falling out right now? For most of us, we do it so we won't need false teeth and Fixodent down the road...right? We want to be able to eat
apples. Hey, I agree with that. Natural teeth are great.


But have you ever seen someone who was forced to endure a colonectomy? Someone who now will be spending the rest of their life carrying a bag around?


Incredibly, this is an area where even the staunchest MD's AGREE with us!! Can you believe it? If they knew you had the greatest colon cleanse in the world, I bet they might even refer people to you.
NO, I'm not kidding...


This subject is not even up for debate. It's a proven fact. The problem is, most people are not doing anything about it. Please don't be one of them.



****WARNING***** The next section of this email contains graphic material which may not be suitable for squeamish individuals.


Let's talk Brad's stools.


The stool tells you a lot about your colon health. If it's dark brown in color, and it sinks, and it stinks, that's not good. And don't feel bad, that's the way most people are. What you want to see is light brown color,
which means it's full of fresh bile from the liver, very mild odor, and a stool that floats. We're talking low-density here folks. The more compaction you have the darker the color and the faster it sinks.
Compaction is not good. Also, moving bowels should be SIMPLE. If the veins are popping out of your neck and you feel like your doing the bench press, you NEED to cleanse your colon.


When you do the cleanse, for the first few days....things are a little weird. But you know you're cleansed when you see the above good stuff happening, and you are eliminating at least 2-3 times per day.


Cleansing your colon is a 30-day process. Its also very economical at $43.00. You may be very surprised at some of the benefits you will receive besides just losing 1-5 lbs of cr*p from your body and brightening
your future health.


People have reported more energy, less allergies, clearing of acne, cessation of migraines, and many other results, not to mention restored regularity. When your body is void of old, poisonous toxins that are constantly
being reabsorbed through the colon walls, it can begin to heal again. And when the colon walls are clean, the good nutrients from your food and supplements can be absorbed again. You will be thrilled with the results,
AND STOP MAKING FOOL OF YOURSELF ON THE BOARDS
;_))


At this point you are either nauseated thinking about what is inside your own colon, or you're ready to do something about cleaning it out.


Serge

straight men? violence? :)
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They can't keep it up and in general are a pain to have sex with.
--

aint THAT the truth

and the 'not loaded' ones don't leave the next morning without violence.
cj (vaginator) Highest payouts in the industry. period.

'bout time day shift woke up!


cj (vaginator) Highest payouts in the industry. period.

wanna do GuyMcKenzie?
he is not italian but VERY loaded!
*****
Serge
I try not to do loaded men. They can't keep it up and in general are a pain to have sex with. Aren't there any straight men to be found?

Cleo (.)~(.) Serge chases after Voodoo's balls, read all about it

jonas... aint that the truth!

mutt.. you dont "get" it or you are stuck in canadian no HBO wasteland?:)
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Cleo, I used word "boy" invain,
I meant GUY!

wanna do GuyMcKenzie?
he is not italian but VERY loaded!
;-)))
Serge

Interesting expression I got over ICQ about brad..
"He burns bridges and thinks he invents the island...wait 'till he burns the one which food delivery uses"
;-)))
Serge

Cleo asked for a nice and young Italian boy...
seems like I'm gonna have my bags full on the way home
*****
Serge
I asked you for an Italian, but I don't remember asking for a boy. Please try to stop fantasizing about young boys or at least go join the Catholic church.

Cleo (.)~(.) Have you read about it yet?

actually, I take it back, as there are always exceptions...like Brad for example
;-)))
Serge

the bigger the breasts the more spoiled they become.
*****************************

not true...I saw some breasts growing to land on the belly button,
didn't spoil their owners
;-))
Serge

grimm - that's the truth. But who can say no, when you have a smile from ear to ear.
jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

unfortunately i don't get Miller's HBO show.
mutt

black and white is good too.

best DML episode was "Whats up with whitey" with chevy chase
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Mr Miller Goes To Washington and Eddie Murphy's Delirious are the two greatest standup comedy performances i've ever seen. Better than Pryor who i could never understand half of what he was saying. But there are some classic Pryor recordings.




mutt

isnt being gay great?:)
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Jonas...they are only as spoiled as you let them get:)
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sorry serge. there is a saying, the bigger the breasts the more spoiled they become. to save room, put the gnocchi in the Gucci.

as for young italian boy, which authorities should i report you to
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Mutt... yeah they seem to be draggin on forever.

Miller my favorite. HE is a pompous ass but he knows it and he plays games with his audience. Ive seen him live half a dozen times, ion vegas and at carolines in new york. he always puts on a good show.



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yeah Stanley Cup playoffs go on forever. Not as bad as the NBA though, their games are spaced out even longer, 5 days between games for some teams.

i like Dennis Miller when he reins himself in a bit. He got so well known for his obscure references that he went overboard stuffing every joke he has with them.

I found this comedy bit the other day spoofing Miller. Not hysterical but the impression is pretty damn good.

http://www.americancomedynetwork.com/ramfiles/current/178-dmillerresolution.ram
mutt

Jonas, you are easier to satisfy than Mayka!
Cleo asked for a nice and young Italian boy...
seems like I'm gonna have my bags full on the way home
;-)))
Serge

Grimm, you remind me an old joke...

New Pope saw the swiss guards pushing group of jews from Vatican...
3 months later he sees the same ,
so he asked Cardinals-
what's going on?
-well, Youe Eminense, they come over for the last 1000 years and insist on seeng the Pope.
-so> let them in next time!

3 months later, Jews came and were led into the Pope's quarters.

-Jews, why do you wanna see a Roman Pope?

the oldest one puts his hand in the inner pocket and produces the picture of "The Last Supper"
and asks:
are those your people?
Pope: sure! so?

Old Jew:
you see, your Emminence, we still have the unpaid bill....

;-))
Serge

serge - have fun in italy. Try not to help anyone with flat tire ;)

bring me back some gnocchi and mayka wants some gucci.
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serge.. gave me his number but didnt call back;)

mutt..sounds like it:)

so do these stanley cup playoffs last longer than the actual season? hockey annoys me:)
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serge - thanks. i sent him an email.
jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

have fun with the Italians.
******************************

oh yeah???
last time they had fun with me!
;-))
Serge

Jonas,
he is at mr800king at we only lost $54 billions last quarter.com

;-))
Serge

sayanora serge. have fun with the Italians.

funny line grimm, who's is it?

Dennis Miller?


mutt

rick - I just woke up and sent you an email. in case i sent to wrong address, my email is jjk at mshproductions.com

ok, my email just came back undeliverable
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i was young, i needed the money
********************************

so how did they scorn you???

didn't pay the bill?
;-))
Serge

Serge...temple doesn't have altarboys? i was duped!:)

i was young, i needed the money


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an alterboy scorned!
***************************

sorry, I misread! I thought Altar Boy, where you aparently meant "alterboy",
the boy who was "altered" into boyhood from the girlhood
;-))
Serge

Grimm,
which synagoge were you the altar boy at?
;-)))
Serge

Thank you, Jim,
wish you were with us,
we'll miss you guys!
Serge

yeah serge... have a good trip man! tell the pope that the priest that molested me still hasnt called! hell hath no fury like an alterboy scorned!
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Mornin' Oprano!
Serge have a safe trip! Wish i was still going!
Mr$$$ Looking for some fresh 4 free?

morning oprano!

"People want to say there isn't racial profiling at the airport, but let's
be honest. If your first name is Mohammed, and your last name isn't Ali,
leave a little extra time."
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Jonas...

If you read this....please contact me asap.

TIA!!

Webfather

Abercrombie & Fitch aka abalone & fish



Slavdogg

Abercrombie & Fitch was in the news recently.
it was selling a t-shirts that had 2 chinease guys at a cleaners place and it said "2 wongs will make it white"

I thought it was pretty funny :)
apparently Chinease activists in SF didnt think so and made a big racist fuss over it.


Slavdogg

http://careerone.com.au/common/channel_story/0,6353,finance|news^4163087,00.html

its official ... its beneficial to view porn at work!!!
cj (vaginator) Highest payouts in the industry. period.

is that what your girlfriends have been telling you?!?!?!?

:-))))


cj (vaginator) Highest payouts in the industry. period.

yes, but render, there is only 1 muscle that counts ...
cj

=======

you mean the human brain? :D

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yes, but render, there is only 1 muscle that counts ...
cj (vaginator) Highest payouts in the industry. period.

the only man i was ever with who compares to that was an american marine ... really huge muscly guy, dick barely longer than the pubic hair.

cj (vaginator)

=====

he probably worked out a lot to compensate for his small tool :)

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the only man i was ever with who compares to that was an american marine ... really huge muscly guy, dick barely longer than the pubic hair.


cj (vaginator) Highest payouts in the industry. period.

Billy, it's one of the pics Mike swapped with MissPrinny
in the AOL chat room, she said it's real so I have to believe it.

;-))

Cybrglide

Cybrglide.. where did you get a pic of Mike ??


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Who will be asshole of the month for May

sad but true ;((

http://www.extremegreen.com/proof/pecker.jpg

sorry Mike ;-))


Cybrglide

It is hard to have a small cock, people discriminate against you... especially women!
---

mike, i think this is all in your head ... but once and for all, let's judge. post a pic ...


cj (vaginator) Highest payouts in the industry. period.

this is just self deprecating humor, Mike is probably hung like a Hebrew National salami.

that surgery is stupid, it doesn't even help hardly. Now if they could make you have a real big dick guys would be mortgaging their houses to have it done.


mutt Another Adult Designer Company That Produces The Goods!

I have not heard about it, I am dying to see the photos! haha

It is hard to have a small cock, people discriminate against you... especially women!


Mike AI

did Jonboy have his penis enhancement surgery yet?


mutt Adult Designers To The Stars!

Render, I suggest registering toysr.us
;-))
Serge
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ooh that's a good one, very clever :)

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I had heard that Abercrombie & Fitch was a lawfirm name, that sold its name to the clothing company.

It is probably BS though, sporting good store seems much more reasonable.

Mike AI

=====

hehe, yeah that's just what I heard, ok i just looked it up, here's the history of Abercrombie & Fitch
http://www.scripophily.net/abfitcom19.html

Some interesting facts from their history:

"Abercrombie & Fitch had become the largest sporting goods store in the world, as well as the most impressive."

"Abercrombie & Fitch outfitted many great hunting and exploration expeditions, like Theodore Roosevelt's trips to Africa and the Amazon and Robert Peary's expedition to the North Pole. Ernest Hemingway bought his guns there. Presidents Hoover and Einsenhower relied on A&F for the best fishing equipment. Other famous clients included Amelia Earhart, Presidents Taft, Harding and Kennedy, the Duke of Windsor, Bing Crosby, Howard Hughes, Katharine Hepburn, Greta Garbo and Clark Gable. And there was more: Cole Porter ordered his evening clothes from Abercrombie & Fitch. During Prohibition, A&F was the place to buy hip flasks."

Pretty soon all the trendy kids in the united states will be wearing SpamBot t-shirts and discussing it's history on message boards :D

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Render, I suggest registering toysr.us
;-))
Serge only ONE????

Evil Chris, the .US domains are selling pretty good. Lots of good domains out there still...

http://directnic.com registered over 5,000 by mid afternoon...

Mike AI

=====

I was telling someone yesterday that the guys of OxCash should register bangb.us
I checked this morning and someone registered it, maybe it was them hehe

i should get the dictionary out and look for words that end in .us, hehe :)



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HAHA That is a good point Render...

I had heard that Abercrombie & Fitch was a lawfirm name, that sold its name to the clothing company.

It is probably BS though, sporting good store seems much more reasonable.


Mike AI

remember to give His Eminence my regards and his Oprano T-shirt!

http://www.opranoplus.com/og.html

mike u see this?

mutt

=====

lol oh my god, you guys should really get that on a t-shirt, pretty soon Oprano won't even be a message board anymore, it'll be a clothing store! Just like Abercrombie & Fitch which started out as a sporting goods store :D


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shit!
I just was banned from Cleo's board
;-(((
Serge only ONE????

Yeah I saw that Mutt, pretty funny.... reminds me of that photo with JonBoy and his wife!


Mike AI

arrivederci Sergio!

remember to give His Eminence my regards and his Oprano T-shirt!

http://www.opranoplus.com/og.html

mike u see this?


mutt Great Hosting Deals from another Pickem sponsor here!

Cleo!
you doctored ICQ! I never said that!!!

How low can you go?????

shame, shame...

and you also promissed to do my dishes and windows!
Serge only ONE????

Serge
I have the ICQ logs from when you told me you needed an entertainment directory and the job came with a new Vette and an expense account.

I've never seen Toni since he tried to murder me. These days I only date men that don't have tits.

Cleo (.)~(.) Pics of a black hole

Serge
I think Ulfie is giving you some very good advice ;)

Cleo
**************************

whoops...too late!
;_)))
Serge only ONE????

The only man that I was ever able to pee on was Toni, but you already knew that.

Cleo
*********************

before he shot you or after????

BTW, I didn't know that, you never told me, you only told me you peed on women and only when they were drunk!
;-))

...and I have ICQ logs to prove it!
;_)))
Serge only ONE????

Serge
I think Ulfie is giving you some very good advice ;)

Cleo (.)~(.) Pics of a black hole

Serge, don't even go there with Cleo.


Ulfie

The only man that I was ever able to pee on was Toni, but you already knew that.

Cleo (.)~(.) Pics of Serge peeing

Cleo we both are going to get t-shirts.

It will say on it:

Serge went to Italy, and all I got was this stupid shirt!

hahaha

No linkbotting while out of town Serge, have a safe trip! Stay away from those bad neighborhoods.


Mike AI

Cleo,
have you ever peed on man?
;-)))
Serge only ONE????

See Serge that's my problem. I don't know any of the politics behind all of the sites.
*********************************

Cleo,
it IS a problem...
why do you think everybody wanna be a politician????

President of USA only gets $250,000 a year...
but,,,
there are LOTS of dough in politics
;-)))
Serge only ONE????

I can personally tell that we do indeed pee and I believe that we even pee a lot more then men, even great pissers like Serge.

Cleo (.)~(.) Pics of Serge peeing

so?
are you telling us you believe females don't pee????

you gotta be kidding!
;-))
Serge only ONE????

See Serge that's my problem. I don't know any of the politics behind all of the sites. I just know who will send me money if I send them traffic. Like I said I don't mess with BDSM traffic so I have really no idea who to send that kind of traffic to, but now that you have told me about SliverCash if I do I'll know who to send it to.

Cleo (.)~(.) Pics of Serge running for president

Ok, now I'm really
confused. The bartender
that I was eyeing was
definatly female.
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

I dont recall the
bartender at the
russian restaurant
ever peeing for
me.
*******************

of course not, he wasn't peeing FOR you,
he was peeing ON you!
;-)))
Serge only ONE????

Cleo,
PMB might be too busy to play with tin soldiers and Dig is stil trying to find his computers stolen when he was in Vegas
;-)))


Serge only ONE????

Serge,

Did I miss something?
I dont recall the
bartender at the
russian restaurant
ever peeing for
me.
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

Serge
Another one is bdsmbucks.com

Cleo (.)~(.) Pics of Serge wearing a strap-on

Voodoo, thank you for pointing me to SilverCash

Footcravings.com

Fistbang.com

Secretfetishes.com

Grandegirls.com

Clubtranny.com

Peemasters.com

is Peemasters.com your favorite since weekend?
;-))
Serge

Serge
PMB has one and fetishcash.com is another one. I don't really mess with fetish traffic so there might be better ones.

Cleo (.)~(.) Pics of me doing Serge with a strap-on