http://www.opranoplus.com/

very close poll today!

50/50 down the middle,
I never seen one that close before!
Serge

mutt,
got it,
uh-uh-uh!
;-)))
Serge

If anybody wants to sponsor an NBA Pickem it's easy enough to run.


mutt

I am responding to email now Serge.


mutt

Hey Jason,

RAPS MADE THE PLAYOFFS TONIGHT!
what a season, a nightmare, but somehow they pulled their shit together in time.

I decided to do NHL over an NBA contest because I don't often see anybody on the boards mention the NBA, so i took a shot on the Stanley Cup.


mutt

My NBA prediction for this year...Des Moines will beat Santa Fe and take home the Joe Namath trophy. Trust me, I'm a basketball guru. ;)


Ulfie Nobody knows hoops better than us!

Jason,
most likely...
;-))
Serge

Any shot of an NBA Playoffs Oprano pool?

Jason Free Wires, Paypal, Blah Blah Blah!!

Peaches,
not this time...
;-(((


Serge

no, Voodoo, I didn't make it yet, I am with Peaches in North Carolina eating blue crabs!
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I wish you had! :( Are you up there for the summer or coming back down? I'll be here until the 26th and I plan on eating LOTS of crabs between now and then - that's something you just can't get in Atlanta!!


Peaches

What? Your big tits in my face?
Nah, your to old for me.
:-))))

Im going to take my meds
and go to bed. Good Night!
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

BTW, Cleo,
how can you put words STRAIGHT and Meni in the same sentence?????
;-)))

MikeAI, mutt,
YGM,
I have an idea...
Serge

voodooman
Now there is a visual for your dreams tonight.

Cleo (.)~(.) Oh Really!!!

Cleo,
Meni is still 6 hours away, but he is NEXT on my visiting list...
serge is cuming to hurricane
;-))
Serge

hahahaha Cleo hahahaha



voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

Serge
You aren't fooling us. We know were you really are.





You drove straight to Meni's place.

Cleo (.)~(.) Oh Really!!!

Voodoo, whom are you taking me for?????

I turned back for...Peaches!!!
;-))
Serge

Damn Serge,

You were almost out of NC
8 hours ago, you turned
around for crabs???
:-))
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

no, Voodoo, I didn't make it yet, I am with Peaches in North Carolina eating blue crabs!
;-))
Serge

Sorry, Cleo,
doats skeletons were sold in buld to MarcDe!
;-))
Serge

Serge??????

You made it?????

Welcome to NJ. Ok so Im
in NY, same thing.
:-))
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

What about goat skeletons?

Cleo (.)~(.) Oh Really!!!

You name it!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) knee deep in quan!
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passing Washingtom DC I signed for a new gig....
starting April 1st 2003,
Smithonian will have a permanent addition to the exhibition:
1) Skeleton of Serge @ 5 years old
2) Skeleton of Serge @ 17 years old
3) Skeleton of Serge @ 40....

I am taking paid endorsements of URL's printed on the rib cage,
$2000 a month FLAT!
Serge (who destroyed Bob's and Hue's mansions???????)

Hey Everyone, Wondering if I could get a little info. I'm looking for a half decent "Free Hosting Script" in the $250 or less area. Any help would be great, thanks.
:)
InsaneMidget

I know there is an emachines.com and I just typed in dmachines.com and there is one of them..

well im off to find an open letter and build computers again!!
;)
chris/pornoman $99.00 Full Page Ads

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hehe i'll race you! :) *starts looking for an open letter*

Render isn't it about time you convert like hell

Thanks, Edd, I'll check out the refurbs :) I have an account with Dell and have bought 3 computers over the past year or so from them, so hopefully they'll know I'm really going to buy one ;)


well im off to find an open letter and build computers again!!
;) chris/pornoman $99.00 Full Page Ads
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Chris (batting eyelashes), will you build ME one? :) I'd let you register "peachescomputers" :))


Peaches

I know there is an emachines.com and I just typed in dmachines.com and there is one of them..

well im off to find an open letter and build computers again!!
;)
chris/pornoman $99.00 Full Page Ads

Man..

I used to do computer consulting before I got on the net, we used to sell computers.. oh man the support used to suck on new machines..

I would imagine with gaming just use the high end video and sound cards.. Really the only thing that is usually propeitary is the cases :)

But that was a long time ago, I was straight back then.. I think.

chris/pornoman $99.00 Full Page Ads

Peaches - try looking thru the "refurbished" stuff at Dell - I've spotted the occasional deal there... And you can always call their customer service and tell them what you want - they are all sorts of helpful if they think you're going to buy it!

Edd (Opranautical Engineer) Sheep go to Heaven....

I need a plain old vanilla computer. I need lots of processing speed and RAM, but standard video/sound is fine, don't need a modem, monitor network card, keyboard, mouse, etc. I've looked at Dell because I've had great experiences with them before, but it looks like I'm paying for stuff I just don't need. I don't have a local contact for building me a computer (I have a guy that had a computer store, but he's only doing consulting now). Any suggestions? I don't want to spend a of money, but for my applications, I really only need the basics+ 1.5-2gig mhz and 512+ RAM.

Peaches

fp - there are many competitors in this field, Alienware, Voodoo, Falcon NW, Game PC, and a few others :)

Marc De ARS - New Style Site: Hardcore Amateur Movies

Profit margins on computer hardware is too small.

Ok registration period is OVER for Big Players Stanley Cup Pickem!

Good Luck!


mutt Got Your Picks In To the Big Players Stanley Cup Pickem Yet? Why Not? Takes Less Than A Minute!

Kelly,

A little advice.
Stay away from Goats, or
Serge's goats anyways, and
keep an open mind like uhh
ME!
:-))
The rest is politics.
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

Marc,

Have you heard of Voodoo Computers?

same cocnept...high-end gaming systems
fp

ROFLMAO - Serge doing those commercials... I would pay for them to be
produced even if I couldn't afford the air time haha

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yeah we could set up a fund raising campaign to see it happen, sort of like http://webmasters4america.com/ hehe

May 1, 2003 Donate money to have Serge do stupid commericals like the Dell guy!

Webmasters4SergeCommercial.com :)


Render marketing made easy

ROFLMAO - Serge doing those commercials... I would pay for them to be
produced even if I couldn't afford the air time haha

Well your computer quandries are solved by the folks @ G Machines.

Marc De ARS - New Style Site: Hardcore Amateur Movies

"We can even have Serge do stupid commericals like the Dell guy!"
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Now that would be priceless ... Serge in the red speedo, trusty goat at his side ... doing a gmachines commercial ... LOL


MikeW (Filthy Bastard)

Marc - LOL! I'll have to start saving my points then! its the aluminium case that gets me all hot and bothered! SEXY!

MikeAI - we can go one better than Serge for G-machines commercials! As soon as I finish building the life sized Spambot in my garage - HE can do the commercials! Product Endorsements! You name it!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) knee deep in quan!

Marc if you go public with http://www.gmachines.com we expect in on the IPO!!

We can even have Serge do stupid commericals like the Dell guy!


Mike AI

Render - don't give away ALL my future plans.... oh wait ;)

Marc De ARS - New Style Site: Hardcore Amateur Movies

Edd - yes, actually I need 10s of thousands of product testers. Tell you what,
send me $2500 or your credit card number and I'll send you a tester machine? sound good...

Marc De Need a Computer? Wanna Spec it Yourself? Click Here

Marc De ARS - New Style Site: Hardcore Amateur Movies

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yeah you guys finally broke the mold with Hardcore Amateur Movies, i think its a great idea that you guys diversify the design types, Global Intermedia should maybe have multiple front ends for each site, sort of what TopBucks does

Render marketing made easy

RRRED - What kinda 'code' you want? lol I think we can work something out :)

Render - shit, since I'll be giving away $2500 computers why not give you $2500 for
each one I give away. That makes more sense to me, doesn't it to you? haha

I'm trying to figure out the pay-for-performance aspect to the site. I'm thiking
maybe so much $$$ per unique customized submission (doesn't always equal a purchase)

If anyone has any thoughts, throw them my way :) ICQ 46972932 or email @ below.

Marc De Need a Computer? Wanna Spec it Yourself? Click Here

G-machines kick ass! Don't need any product testers by any chance, do you, Marc? Spambot will volunteer! ;)
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) knee deep in quan!

Render ;) rofl
RRRED Males4free and Males4free Gold!!

Marc!! You own that? I have someone who has a good domain to sell computers. Can you hook up some special code or something in the meantime?
RRRED Males4free and Males4free Gold!!

We'll get around to making an affiliate program for it sometime. Who's got the time though lol j/k :)

Marc De Need a Computer? Wanna Spec it Yourself? Click Here

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yeah you can run a 4free computer program, pay us $1.00 for each confirmed FREE computer you give away

Render marketing made easy

Marc I had seen those machines in ARS points system. They look nice...

Did not realized you owned it...

http://www.gmachines.com


Some nice machines!
Mike AI

That was a lil spammy, eh? Hope Spambot is friendly to me today, I fed him a Duracell
right before I posted that in hopes he would be forgiving hehe :)

Marc De Need a Computer? Wanna Spec it Yourself? Click Here

BTW - Selling computers rocks. What a fun business... especially computers aimed
at the video game market and the high end workstation market (hint hint)

Anyone need a new machine, you gotta check this site out!

G Machines - http://www.gmachines.com

We'll get around to making an affiliate program for it sometime. Who's got the time though lol j/k :)

Marc De Need a Computer? Wanna Spec it Yourself? Click Here

Sorry about the many posts but I forgot to say, I was trying to sign up for the pickem for the last 2 nights and I get a time out error every time I try?
kelly

Thank you Rrred - I'll take you up on that over the weekend or early next week if that is good for you.
kelly

Mike how about Skrawny Lil Hoes hahahaha
_______________

Isn't that a rap song? From Enimen?

Where is D$ and KB when you need them... I bet they would know!

haha ;-)
Mike AI

Mike how about Skrawny Lil Hoes hahahaha

STK - thanks bro, Global did a bang up job on this. We didn't even ask for it, they threw it in our laps :)))

Marc De ARS - New Style Site: Hardcore Amateur Movies

Marc,

just saw your new site, looks pretty dang good sure to be a winner. Also, I see your going to use paypal soon for webmaster payments for those who want it, Great idea!! Quick money for everyone:)
sextoyking webinc = adult design

Marc, I think its one of the niche sites I asked you to build for us! I sound so selfish! haha But ARS is the most consistent program we work with.

Plus with saving up my points to get me that Escalade, I need new fresh sites that work with my traffic!

I still think you need to get out some more PETITE sites. I have been cleaning up with ALLPETITE for MONTHS!

Maybe Amateur Petite, GirlsnextdoorPetite, etc...

:-)


Mike AI

Mike *faint ;)) You tease!

Kelly thank you!! If you have any questions regarding traffic, conversions, or anything else DON'T hesitate to drop me an email or find me on Oprano :) I hope more lurkers come out with you today and see that it's not so bad around here ;)


RRRED Males4free and Males4free Gold!!

Mike I'm VERY excited about that site and so are our webmasters. Very unique and already has good volume on some really good conversion rates! :)) Right up your alley, eh?

BTW - go WINGS!
Marc De ARS - New Style Site: Hardcore Amateur Movies

Marc De, we are going to hit your new Amateur Video sites hard. I think we are going to tear it up!


Mike AI

Craig,

The new sites look great!!!

Cen rocks:)
sextoyking webinc = adult design

Well Rrred you just have one more new sign up!
kelly

CraigA - how do I get paid $50 per sign up?

Marc De ARS - New Style Site: Hardcore Amateur Movies

I am sure the CEN guys would apprecaite that.

Up to $50 a signup is a great thing... I know I do very well with CEN's celeb sites.


Mike AI

Kelly - Like Mike said, newbies ARE welcome at Oprano! Its the new folks that help keep the marketplace growing and changing - a good thing for any industry! And yes, this board has its share of silly shit - but we do get some serious stuff done now and then.

And don't worry - I'll bite you anywhere you want! ask cj! ;)
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) OpranoGuru™

RRRed, anything for you!

<Swirl>

:-)


Mike AI

Heh Mike nevermind. I'll spam tomorrow. I don't wanna bury Craig's announcement :)
RRRED Males4free and Males4free Gold!!

I bite ! I bite !!


as long as you're not too rough with a newbie that's fine!
kelly

I'm not sure if we have any content from them but if we do it's coming down. Nothing wrong with being silly but jeezus what a pain in the ass.

Kelly nice to see you post for the first time.

>>>Thanks to Serge and Mike for providing a board where we can follow the changes in the industry with plenty of entertainment thrown in and some pointers as to who are the 'bad' guys around.>>>

Amen girl, well said. There is no "in crowd" or anything like that even though it can seem that way. Just some people will post more readily than others. Just when you worry about what others think, you realize they really don't.

Anyhow, I feel this intense need to spam. Can I Mike? Can I can I? :)


RRRED Males4free and Males4free Gold!!

'bummer, a few soft bites can be fun to keep a gal on her toes!'

I bite ! I bite !!
Hank D

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Craig A cum and convert at the hottest new sites

bummer, a few soft bites can be fun to keep a gal on her toes!
kelly

>>> Kelly... most of these folks dont bite.... not hard anyways... ;-)

Yes, carry around some antitoxant and shark repellent with you and you'll be fine. :-)))

Dravyk All Of 'Em

hi guys :-)

if any of u are getting 5-10 sales/day w/ clickcash hit me up amateurman at boxfrog dot com and i might have some tips 4 u for marketing
Amateur Man

Kelly... most of these folks dont bite.... not hard anyways... ;-)


fatbaby The WINGS begin their quest tonight!

Kelly there is defiantely a lot of cliques in this industry. It can be intimidating. One of the funny things is how fast they change though.

One day people are best friends, next day they are harassing each other, then back to friends.

But in the big picture, this is an industry and everyone should do what is best for their business interests.

Miss Prinny was not even a newbie, I think she was just a figment of Erik's imagination... :-)

Mike AI

Having a hard time buying a gift for that special someone?

http://www.houseochicks.com/puppet_gallery.html

Vulva Puppets.
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Finally, my mother's day gift giving dilemma has been solved! thanks mutt!

;-)))
MikeW (Filthy Bastard)

I thought today would be a slow quiet day without Serge. I see that I was wrong.

Cleo (.)~(.) Oh Really!!!

Mike,

thank you for that, it is an absolute fact that many of us Newbies do read this board daily but we feel that as we don't know the 'in crowd' and the 'in politics' we do feel scared to post and join in.

Maybe Miss Prinny has made some of us feel that no matter how new we are we still aren't that dumb!


ps the pics posted from things like the crawfish boil are great so we can visualise you all!
kelly

HAHA no doubt FB!


Mike AI

probably 800 page views... stats can be so confusing....


fatbaby

Fatbay, did you not read? He gets 800 webmasters a day to his site!

CJ asked him about it... never did have a good answer.


Mike AI

OH boy.. now you've done it.. he's deleting your banners...

;-)


fatbaby

Funny Producer ( Erik) comes here to blame all the crazy garbage posts on Miss Prinny. He even made sure to use her "posting style".

However the IP used traces back to a small country in Asias - so it is obviously a proxy server.

Miss Prinny could not even spell, how on earth would she know how to find and use a proxy server?

I also went on AOL where I had chatted with her before, and she was NOT online when all of this was going on.

How pathetic for erik, the producer to set up and put all the blame on some young girl ( Sure she was not to bright, and agrevating but she does not deserve this).

If erik treats his friends like this, what would he do his customers?


Mike AI

Kelly, thanks for posting.

Just because you are a newbie does that mean you cannot post. I think a lot of newbies are intimidated into not posting.

For the most part there are no dumb questions, or dumb posts.

If there is anything we can help you with, post. If too shy, e-mail me. michael AT oprano.com


Mike AI

i think grimm is king of finding weird shit on the Web.

I subscribe to a bunch of newsletters hoping there is something in them to post on Opranoplus.


mutt Got Your Picks In To the Big Players Stanley Cup Pickem Yet? Why Not? Takes Less Than A Minute!

well I'm just a dumb ass Newbie but I follow the boards as many of us do and my content budget sure won't be going to the sobe idiots. I know this won't bother them but as word gets around and more and more of us boycott you you will start to feel the pinch and let's hope you're bigger clients cotton on too.

Thanks to Serge and Mike for providing a board where we can follow the changes in the industry with plenty of entertainment thrown in and some pointers as to who are the 'bad' guys around.
kelly

Mutt those would make nice hats!

Where do you find all of this stuff?


Mike AI

Having a hard time buying a gift for that special someone?

http://www.houseochicks.com/puppet_gallery.html

Vulva Puppets.


mutt Got Your Picks In To the Big Players Stanley Cup Pickem Yet? Why Not? Takes Less Than A Minute!

The sad part is a lot of his stuff is really good. Would I buy it now? Doubtful. Just proves that if you give most people enough rope they will hang themselves.


Ulfie Official sponser of the hockey pickem

Yeah I cannot see anyone doing business with this turkey.

Not only does he act like a child, but the reality is he probably does not have proper documentaion for his content. Which could be very dangerous in the political climate we live in.


Mike AI

Mike, to think I was considering buying some of his content.

Fuck that

Hank D

I will leave an example of the post the Oprano has been slammed with. over 20 of these. If you look at the post numbers you can see where they are missing.

It is ashame people have to act like this.

Not that anyone would do business with Producer - Erik. I think this pretty much is the final nail in the coffin. I would not buy content from him if my life depended on it.

Infact someone as childish as this, I would have to really wonder if he even has proper documentation to make his content even legal.

So I would not risk it to get content from children.


Mike AI

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We may make it to 100,000 posts sooner then we thought with these cockholster making stupid posts over and over...

I guess some people have no lives, or realize how easy it is to delete posts...


Mike AI

HankD

Anthony Edwards is the actor who played the main role of Dr. Mark Green(?) in E.R.. He also played Goose in Top Gun and was in a bunch of 80's teen flicks.


mutt Got Your Picks In To the Big Players Stanley Cup Pickem Yet? Why Not? Takes Less Than A Minute!

You ever see Serge drive ??

I hope Emi is driving ,lol

Hank D

i just sent you e-mail Dan.
mutt Got Your Picks In To the Big Players Stanley Cup Pickem Yet? Why Not? Takes Less Than A Minute!