Serge! where are you?
mr-cash
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Jim,
I had a hair cut....I cut them so short that I look like either Brad or shaved penis head, whatever visual is closer to your heart
;_)))
Serge

you put your speedo's on the drivers head?!?!??!?!
LMAO!!!!!

cj
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yeap! THAT past what I was reffering CRAZY, not getting nekkid to the toll booth!
;-))
Serge

Maybe I am slow or something.....but the spambot looks great!!

Webfather
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Webfather,
this spam bot is just a toy,
wait 'till Monday when Rob Mac appears,
the "Robbie" has some cool trick under his sleeves
;-)))
Serge

hehe that never stopped anyone before :)

Render
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OH YES IT DOES!

YOU DON'T WANNA SHIFT TRANSMISSION FROM d TO p BY ACCIDENT WITH THE SHOULDER
;-)))
Serge

Yeah the Bot on top is kewl :)

Cleo (.)~(.)

johnnie, surfers seem to understand well enough to convert better than with any other 3rd party solutions we have used in the past. try it out, money paid upfront ... can't ask for more than that :-)

mutt, yes, I LOVE the robot on the top!! I have stopped to watch it a few times while i've been refreshing tonight ... i've got an excellent banner idea to put up there :-) will brainfart-email it to you later ...

cj (vaginator) 3 days to go, half a million left. $50 free signups, prepaid.

I think bucket seats were invented to prevent blow jobs on the road
;-))
Serge

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hehe that never stopped anyone before :)

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it does look like it could be a landmark case. This ruling just gave them permission to go forward with their lawsuit against AdultCheck. Now if Perfect 10 prevails it is going to turn alot of people's biz upside down. AVS's and free hosts. I don't think they will win, but i haven't read their case. I can't see how they can hold third parties responsible for somebody publishing stolen property. I already thought it was law that if the holder of a copyright notifies a host and the host ignores it then they are in some trouble. AVS is different in that they don't host infringing websites. I get all these AVS's mixed up. Which one is AdultCheck? Was this R-n's at one time?

mutt

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Yeah AdultCheck sent out an all affiliate email telling everyone that they may not have stolen content on their sites, and that if the stolen content is from Perfect 10, all their sites will be banned, zero tolerance (not sure if you already knew that) anyway...
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Has anyone used this program and have any success
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Johnnie...you are kidding,right?
Sexhit is one of the best money making programs out there......
Try it and SEE!
MrCash

Dating is fun
Relationships are work
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

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yeah no kidding

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too bad we lost the fight for sound. I can make my own R2D2 noises i guess with my lips.

Oplus is going to have the same Flash header soon. woohoooooooooo
mutt

HEY LOOK AT THE ROBOT!!!

this is what i was talking about all those months ago CJ, the top of the board being like a theater running animated ads.

Way to go Ed!


mutt

I was thinking about doing the prepaid deal with sexhit.com. $50 free memberships paid in advance deal they have going on.

When you get to the credit card paying page of their sites, there are all these stipulations at the bottom.

After your free 3 day trial has elapsed, continuing members will be charged $USD49.95 per month.

Live Unlimited is charged at $USD19.95 per month from date of signup.

Club Live Porn is charged at $USD1.95 per month from date of signup.

Has anyone used this program and have any success? it would seem to me that a free trial is offered to one site but you are being charged $19.95 and $1.95 immediately.

This is very confusing to me, could somebody explain it? If I am confused, wouldn't the surfer be also and leave? Is this a normal pattern?
Johnnie Sexhit Reccomendation

Maybe I am slow or something.....but the spambot looks great!!

Webfather

Torone, I am happy for that;o)
You know, I am having so much trouble because of man that I just want peace, is not funny have someone folow you and tell all the time is gonna kill you, I am so stresfull, have no feeling to have sex with anybody, and for long time don't want no relationship with anybody too, that just cause me so much trouble and honesty I don't want any man who I have to give any satisfation for absolutely nothing.
Sorry, maybe I am sound radical, is just the moment , I am very happy person, just want peace and freedom to do things when I feel like no to be force, well need get out, lots to do, I wish very good day for you and everyone else, see all you later, the board is a good and safety company, lol.
Luna (ass & grass)

Pearl

Dating is fun
Relationships are work
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

i don't remember what my last boyfriend/one night stand looked like
******
I can't forget mine he had tits bigger then mine.

Cleo (.)~(.)

cj, I found him
http://store.tootimid.com/images/products/SE1901-01-3.jpg
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

morning, opranauts
runk Got Gay Traffic?

I bet he couldn't hold my jockstrap

wait I don't have a jockstrap
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

meni, i don't remember what my last boyfriend/one night stand looked like!!!!! :-)))

cj (vaginator) 3 days to go, half a million left. $50 free signups, prepaid.

Serge,
You haven't had fun 'til you've had sex with your wife's cousin in the back seat while your wife (drunk as you are) drives the Oklahoma back roads...;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

hee heee
cj

show me pics of all your one night stands, boyfriends, sex partners

So I can know that you are kidding


Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Luna,
"I know that I can go years without sex with a man."

You ain't met Ol' Torone yet!;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

put me in your mouth, soft

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do you mind?!??!?! i was hoping to go to bed and SLEEP soon!! now i will have freakin nightmares!!!

cj (vaginator) 3 days to go, half a million left. $50 free signups, prepaid.

i can grow more than that
put me in your mouth, soft
and i'll grow a few inches
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I have returned! The fog was really heavy; but the traffic was light. With the routing computer built into my head, I got there in a hurry.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Meni my dear, I wonder that meeting was with you, I am sure I can expect more fun;o)
Luna (ass & grass)

meni, you grown that extra 2 inches yet?

ok, how did this post go by without even a comment??!?!?

--
we were driving home to NJ from Queens from the party and I was dead drunk.
2 girls were sitting upfront and I was sitting on the back.
I don't know what got into me, but I took my speedos and put them on the head of the driver,
and arrived butt nekkid at the Tri Boro Bridge Toll booth
;-))
serge
--

you put your speedo's on the drivers head?!?!??!?!
LMAO!!!!!

cj (vaginator) 3 days to go, half a million left. $50 free signups, prepaid.

Cleo, he didn't show up, just call me later night drunk, I am fine thanks, I have a feeling he will stop by tonight .

Luna (ass & grass)

Man! looks like i am out of my league with these 3 this morning!

Serge! where are you?
mr-cash

CJ, if after 3 days, there's still some cash left
How about me and you split it, and go on vacation?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Cleo are referring to Luna's meeting with me last night?
It went fine

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I guess lot woman can live with out sex for long time.
*******
I know that I can go years without sex with a man.

Luna
Good to hear that you are ok. How did your meeting go last night?

Cleo (.)~(.)

cleo, i'm sure we could invent a vibrating device that would retrain them into shopping assistants ... :-))

morning luna :-)

cj (vaginator) 3 days to go, half a million left. $50 free signups, prepaid.

porn at least keeps them occupied for a while so they leave us alone ...
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Good morning Oprano,
cj, will be great if that work for all man...at least help, I guess lot woman can live with out sex for long time.

Cleo, I am stop by afternoon;O)
Luna (ass & grass)

HA! me too Serge! that's why i take Tina everywhere i go!
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vibrator stashed in the console works well too :-)))
cj (vaginator) 3 days to go, half a million left. $50 free signups, prepaid.

cj
Now if we can just have the porn convince them that they need to take us shopping more for complete sexual fulfilment.

Cleo_LinkUP (Surreal Realities) I'm very wise since I've forgotten everything I've learned

nteresting...when I am behind the wheel on the long trip I either think of money or sexual fantasies.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
HA! me too Serge! that's why i take Tina everywhere i go!
=))
mr-cash

cleo, if anything, porn at least keeps them occupied for a while so they leave us alone ...
cj (vaginator) 3 days to go, half a million left. $50 free signups, prepaid.

cj
I thought being male just did that.

Cleo (.)~(.)

i just caught up on oprano plus news, this caught my attention ...

One of the most common psychological problems was a deviant attitude towards intimate relationships, submissiveness, sex role stereotyping and viewing persons as sexual objects.

porn does all that?!


cj (vaginator) 3 days to go, half a million left. $50 free signups, prepaid.

Good Morning

Driving to the keys naked with the roof out is very interesting.

Non of my neighbor's seem to be awake for some reason...

Cleo (.)~(.)

Mutt,
I am affraid the case has much broader implications...

what about 3rd party processors?
do they benefit from processing for Child Pornographers?
Can they be sued as well?

I see where it starts and I don't see where it ends.

It's much easier getting geanie out of the bottle than putting it back in.
Serge

it does look like it could be a landmark case. This ruling just gave them permission to go forward with their lawsuit against AdultCheck. Now if Perfect 10 prevails it is going to turn alot of people's biz upside down. AVS's and free hosts. I don't think they will win, but i haven't read their case. I can't see how they can hold third parties responsible for somebody publishing stolen property. I already thought it was law that if the holder of a copyright notifies a host and the host ignores it then they are in some trouble. AVS is different in that they don't host infringing websites. I get all these AVS's mixed up. Which one is AdultCheck? Was this R-n's at one time?


mutt

Mutt,
the top article on OpranoPlus is a scarry one, the judge decission opens so many doors and Pandora boxes it';s not even funny,
as ANYBODY can become a "third party" all of a sudden.

A N Y B O D Y.

http://opranoplus.com

Serge

the craziest thing I ever done on the road was:

we were driving home to NJ from Queens from the party and I was dead drunk.
2 girls were sitting upfront and I was sitting on the back.
I don't know what got into me, but I took my speedos and put them on the head of the driver,
and arrived butt nekkid at the Tri Boro Bridge Toll booth
;-))

Serge

Gotta go. I sure hate to get out tthere in this!

If I don't post later today, find and play these 2 songs bt Jim Ed Brown...'Broad-Minded Man' and 'Bar-Room Pals and Good-Time Gals' to define me.;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

I don't! I am too shy!
;-)))
Serge

Serge,
I agree; but I miss it!;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

yeap! the most amazing thing about it, you lose all senses of speed!

thanks god for truckers who watch it from above and horn,
this brings you back to reality!
;-))

I think bucket seats were invented to prevent blow jobs on the road
;-))
Serge

Actually, yes. Damn near killed both of us!;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Torone,
have you ever been given head while driving?
Serge

I used to do that. When I started driving over 100,000 miles a year, I had to start concentrating.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

m a professional. When I get behind the wheel, I think only of staying alive.;}}}

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interesting...when I am behind the wheel on the long trip I either think of money or sexual fantasies.
I was once pulled by a cop right in the middle of a cool 3 some,
doing 92 miles an hour
;-))
Serge

When you hold the nickname 'Torone', women either love you or hate you (sometimes, they love you, then hate you).:}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Serge,
Either directly or indirectly, yes.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

I might, but this requires some work on your part...

2) stop spelling worse than 3 years old and add somethign intelligent to your posts

your stupid mindless drivel annoys shit out of me
Serge

Serge,
"don't think of us while driving and think more of the road
;_))"

I'm a professional. When I get behind the wheel, I think only of staying alive.;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Torone, were all those calamities caused by women???
Serge

Serge,
I've survived .22 hollow points, knives, jack handles, a starter armature, and several types of poison; but I don't know about a 9 mm...
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Torone,
I have a tip for ya on the road in the fog:

don't think of us while driving and think more of the road
;_))
Serge

I might, but this requires some work on your part...

1) get rid of

*********
MUAHZ
--MissPrinny--

this annoys shit out of me

can you do it?
Serge

Oh, CRAP! I just went outside for a smoke; and the freakin; fog is so thick, I can't see the other side of the parking lot! This promises to be an interesting drive...:(((
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

OK ya'll Im sawwy. Please just let my post be seen.. I mean Dont be like that.
*********
MUAHZ
--MissPrinny--
Miss Prinny 2 U Ya'll dont be mean

Ms. Prinny,
R U OK?
Torone
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no, she is not...she ran out of her quota of posts for the months...
Serge

I don't know...Torone,
you can swap war stories with her and discuss benefits of shot gun vs 9 mm at point blank range
;-))
Serge

Ms. Prinny,
R U OK?
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Serge,
Probably a whole lot better than Juanita...;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Torone,
if you need co-author for this chapter, I'm sure Cleo can collaborate
;-)))
Serge

Question:
I have mentioned before that I drive for Cheetah. How is it that noone has yet made a joke about that?;}}}

Stories...like the one about my 2nd ex trying to blow my head off with a 20 ga. shotgun?
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

I could tell stories...
Torone
********************

...and Ulfie can publish them!
;-)))
Serge

Serge and Ms. Prinny,
:)))!

Anyhow, now you know why I'm always interested in the ladies around here...

I could tell stories...
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Sorry mister, did I saw sumthing smarter then you? Hellz ya I did U stupid FUCKS.

*****************
MUAHZ
--MissPrinny--
Miss Prinny (I am a stupid bimbo for your amusement) BIMBO. Nah not me

Hey TORONE. Do that and we can call her a BROWN BAG SPECIAL* hahahhahaa Like the ones u get at SONIC. Good Idea...
**********
MUAHZ Baby Doll
--Miss Prinny--
Miss Prinny (I am a stupid bimbo for your amusement) LOL Over her head..TORONE

...she can't open her mouth wide enough.;}}}
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damn! that sucks,
(pun intended!)
;-))
Serge

Ms. Prinny,
I'm probably around the corner from you. Know where Rick's is? On I-45 just north of Dixie Farm? I can walk there (and stagger home).

Serge,
I used to enjoy a good blowjob, until last summer. That's when my old lady fell and broke her jaw. Things haven't been the same since...she can't open her mouth wide enough.;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

"You can always put a bag over her head...;}}}"

Unless she's a goat...;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

You can always put a bag over her head...;}}}
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you are not into a blow jobs????

man! you don't know what you are missing!
;-)))
Serge

Actually, The last time I was tested (awake), I read something like 8,000 wpm with comprehension.<Grin>
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Serge,
It took me that long to get as far as grimm's post...:((( I REALLY need some zzz's.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

BTW, I'm a T & A man, myself. You can always put a bag over her head...;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Ok, so it's actually 4:40. It was 0400 when I started reading.
Torone
***********************

I could have save you 35 minutes....
I have few tips developed over the years how to speed read the boards
;-))
Serge

I am early because I was anxious for the results of traffic test and I got them!
;_))
Serge

Ok, so it's actually 4:40. It was 0400 when I started reading.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Oh, yeah! Why am I up this early on a Saturday? I got a load on my truck to deliver across Houston in a little while...:(((
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Serge likes tits? I thought he was moer of an ass man....


Mike AI
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Mike,
I am BOTH!
Serge

damn! how can it be 4 in Texas while it's 5:39 in Florida???
;-))
Serge

Serge,
It's 0400 here.I haven't even had my first cup of coffee. I can barely see the screen.;}}}

I guess I've made myself the next target...:)))
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Torone,
who is bashing me? where?
if you reffering to Grimm,
he is using auto-basher which has been around since 1997,
it's all in good fun
;-))
Serge

Voodooman,
Timon ain't from around here...What would he know about 'McCarthyism'?;}}}

BTW, don't we need a little of that these days?:)
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

How fuckin' stupid can a person get before they keel over from it?
Torone
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"Human Knowledge has it's Limits,
human Stupidity is Unlimited"
Serge (who destroyed Bob's and Hue's mansions???????)

Public complaint about Kirk:

Where, oh where, should I begin telling you about how lascivious Miss Kirk is? How about here: Questions of Kirk's motivation and intent are compelling. Let me begin by saying that if Kirk's cronies had even an ounce of integrity, they would stand as a witness in the divine court of the eternal judge and proclaim that it is unequivocally not the intention of Heaven to let Kirk give me reason to throw in the towel. Let us now join hands, hearts, and minds to counteract the subtle, but pervasive, social message that says that the Universe belongs to her by right. I'm not the first to mention that she is sincerely up to something. I don't know exactly what, but Kirk argues that genocide, slavery, racism, and the systematic oppression, degradation, and exploitation of most of the world's people are all thoroughly justified. To maintain this thesis, Kirk naturally has had to shovel away a mountain of evidence, which she does by the desperate expedient of claiming that she is beyond reproach. Her real enmity against us comes through in her views, which Kirk uses to fix blame for social stress, economic loss, or loss of political power on a target group whose constructed guilt provides a simplistic explanation. That's the current situation, and if you have any doubt about the reality of it, then you haven't been paying close enough attention to what's been happening in the world. That's our situation today, in very rough outline. Of course, I've left out a thousand details and refinements and qualifications. I've not mentioned that Miss Kirk expresses insufficient concern about the ozone layer, the Bhopal tragedy, and lesbian theater. And I've ignored separatism altogether. I've simply pointed out one key fact: It's time for her to get back on the reality bus.

Timon (Are you a player?)

WTF??? Is this 'bash conservatives day'? Don't y'all have better things to do? Ms. Prinny, If you haven't found what you need, it's because you haven't found me (or you're REALLY strange).;}}}

Someone says that people in the USA don't know about other cultures...The USA contains most if not all of the cultures of the world. Only reason I can think of to say that is either ignorance or ulterior motive (oh, I forgot, or intoxication).

I see Serge getting bashed; but that's probably because he's not here. Does he come to your house and bash you while your back is turned? I know he can defend himself; but it just shows a lack of class.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Hey this is a fun game...

I have a complaint about voodoo:

"Voodooman: YOU SUCK!!"

Timon (Are you a player?)

Had a shower and did some shopping...
now I'm back ;-)

Timon (Are you a player?)

Timon,

Where the fuck are you?
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

big victory yesterday for the content guys. LA judge rules Perfect 10 magazine can not only sue those who rip off its images but also those who profit from it.
This clears the way for Perfect 10's lawsuit against the AdultCheck AVS system.

http://www.opranoplus.com


mutt

I'm not an activist, and I'm not a cynic. I'm just a person who wants to exemplify the principles of honor, duty, loyalty, and courage. First, the misinformation: Dr Timon suggests that he has his moral compass in tact. Where the heck did he come up with that? I've never really gotten a clear and honest answer to that question from Timon. But what is clear is that he constantly insists that no one is smart enough to see through his transparent lies. But he contradicts himself when he says that racism is the only alternative to frotteurism.

It's really amazing, isn't it? We can put people on the Moon and send robot explorers to Mars, but there is a format he should follow for his next literary endeavor. It involves a topic sentence and supporting facts. Even though Timon presents a public face that avoids overt McCarthyism, he wants nothing less than to make all of us pay for his boondoggles, hence his repeated, almost hypnotic, insistence on the importance of his apolaustic ideals. On a closing note, I hope that this letter, while incomplete, informal, and having no authority except its own inner strength and conviction, has clearly demonstrated to you that Dr Timon is trying to deflect attention from his unpleasant expostulations.


voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

Well, Miami isnt going to
help you much either, But,
it is better than Texas.
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)