hint # 1:
if I was MaxCash, I'd be worried....
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Serge, Why should Sharky be worried?


The Producer

Peaches, we pay $1.79 per premium and when I was in Italy a year ago we paid $3.90 per gallon.
Serge

There is a blast from the past...how is Mario these days?
MrCash!
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I have no remote idea! Last communication from him is about a year old. Brain Shuster looked sharp in Vegas, I met him for the first time in January.
Serge

I would like to go on record as 0% gay. Unless Chris is involved, then it's 100% gay...
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I'm like that - I'm 100% hetero unless Chris is involved - then I'm 100% gay ;)

Speaking of oil embargos, out of curiousity, what are the rest of you paying for gas? Since I live in a "resort" town, it's $1.37 for regular. In Atlanta and the burbs, I can find it for as little as $1.22. Supposedly we have some of the least expensive in the country.

Peaches

Thanks Webfather!

That's nearly 50 cents per first page unique,
not bad I'd say ;-))

Timon (Are you a player?)

On the other hand, people should be able to do whatever they want
with their own oil without having to worry about being bombed if
they don't want to sell it. This could very well be an economic
decision for an Arab country (it is not, but could be) and they
should have that right. Tricky philosophical debate.
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Jessee,
I think it's more of an economical debate than philosophical....
do you believe for one second that in 21st Century we can send man to the Moon but can only use fossil fuels?????
I don't.
Oil companies have lots of money and lack of interest in alternative fuels, and as we know,
whoever has money orders the music,
be it economical or political.

I have a feeling that if Bill Gates was President, he'd be LESS influenced by oil money in his political/economical decissions than Mr. Bush...but for NOW,
I'd stick with whatever works NOW.
Serge

Mario Carmona
+++++++++++++++++++++++

There is a blast from the past...how is Mario these days?
MrCash! Want $35 for free?

i'm not real bright, give me a few more ...
:-)
cj (vaginator)
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cj, I REFUSE even entertaining this thought,
you are one of the brightest I know and I know plenty!
Serge

I feel the same way about the Hanson Brothers
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"OLD TIME HOCKEY...LET 'EM KNOW YOU'RE THERE!
MrCash

Timon,

Congrats on the new program. I signed up for it, sent traffic, got 3 signups in 30 minutes on 300 and some visitors and pulled the link.

Sorry mate.....had to fill a contract. But the proggy ROCKS!!!!

And like Arnold says....."I'll be back"

Congrats Timon!! Well done!

Webfather

serge,

Good points on the possible Oil Embargo. They do need the US (and
allies) resources (food, manufacturing, equipment, etc.)
more than we need theirs (in the long run).

Here is one for banter: If all Arab oil producing nations joined
an embargo should we used military force (after diplomatic efforts)
to "reverse" an embargo?

My thoughts are that if the world economy is placed at risk because
of a mass embargo then a military force may be needed. I am of
course being ego-centric because I am here in the States. But, I
think I would feel the same way if the embargo was placed on any
powerful county that had the possibility of affecting the world
the way the US does. Is might right?

On the other hand, people should be able to do whatever they want
with their own oil without having to worry about being bombed if
they don't want to sell it. This could very well be an economic
decision for an Arab country (it is not, but could be) and they
should have that right. Tricky philosophical debate.


Jesse

cj, do you have enough hints or should I go for more?
;-)))
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i'm not real bright, give me a few more ...
:-)
cj (vaginator) $50 per FREE signup, paid in advance!!

Why does all the freaky stuff happen in Florida.

Cleo_LinkUP (Home of the twisted sister)

Serge .. you have mail.

Give me a ring.
Colin Ask Colin ...

Meni,
I gotta teach Zhora this trick
;_))
Serge

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/wkmg/20020408/lo/1155453_1.html

good doggie
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

yes, I did but...freaking Yahoo/Aol combo takes forever sometimes..
anyway, can you send me your number?
Serge

gninroM dooG

Cleo (disengaged)

Serge,

No mail. Did you hit send? ;=)

Did you send to cowboysurfers address?
Colin Assk Colin

ok, what's today's announcement ... hints?!!
cj (vaginator)
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hint # 1:
if I was MaxCash, I'd be worried....

hint # 2:
it has seal of approval from Brian Shuster and Mario Carmona.

cj, do you have enough hints or should I go for more?
;-)))
Serge

Meni, but there is an I in IFriends
;-)))
Serge

There is no I in Team


Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I'm sure we can get enough Olive Oil from Greece
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if not we can squeeze the rest out of Jerry Lewis' hair.
mutt

Colin,
YGM
Serge

Meni,
come thing of it...adult webmasters with their pot bellies are another good source of fat and oils
;-))
Serge (New INNOVATION, it's about time!)

I'm sure we can get enough Olive Oil from Greece
Meni
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..or squeeze it out of the environmentalists
;-)))
Serge (New INNOVATION, it's about time!)

I haven't seen the Jay and Silent Bob flick. I love Clerks and just wanna leave them there.
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I feel the same way about the Hanson Brothers. Slapshot 2 straight to video is sacrilege and an insult to the great Reggie Dunlop!
mutt

Boys, why do we can about getting oil from OPEC
I'm sure we can get enough Olive Oil from Greece
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

What do you think the US response should be?
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The oil policy and any embargo responces were well formulated by Israelies during the previous embargo:
"It's ONLY oil...you can't eat it, you can't drink it, you only can SELL it.
THEY need you more than you need them on the long run.
Previous Embargo didn't work, and neither will the new one, swing producers like Russia are always looking for ways to get their market share, and they will when arabs stop pumping it.



What do you think the US response will be?
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seeing Bush in action, I don't think he'll roll on the back and take it up the ass.
This might tilt our hand towards taking actions against Iraq SOONER than we would take without embargo.

Serge (New INNOVATION, it's about time!)

Serge,

Iran says if other OPEC nations go along with it, they will join the embargo. Assume an OPEC oil embargo. What do you think the US response should be? What do you think the US response will be?
Colin Ask Colin ...

Good Morning

Chris, I haven't seen the Jay and Silent Bob flick. I love Clerks and just wanna leave them there.
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I never waste my time here :)
Colin
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Colin,
you don't, but JohnIP does
;-))
Serge (New INNOVATION, it's about time!)

Serge,

I never waste my time here :)
Colin Ask Colin ...

Mutt,
What's good for GM is good for America!
;-))))

They are fighting for human rights and I look at them as Jesus of Porn Industry.......

...or PONTIUS PILATE

Serge (New INNOVATION, it's about time!)

ok, what's today's announcement ... hints?!!
cj (vaginator) $50 per FREE signup, paid in advance!!

man is KKBill's defence for processing that crap weak. She has no idea what's inside any of those sites. It's a company without any morals. When you take a stance like they do with regards to KP and this gray area KP of 'Don't ask Don't Tell' you are as bad as the creeps pandering to the pedophile crowd.

KKBill says as long as they're clothed and the subjects of the photos aren't grouped together KKBill will process for them. How noble of them. Why doesn't KKBill define what is clothed? The definition of kiddy porn goes alot further than this simplistic 'clothed' or 'non-clothed'. What about those OOOPS! shots Mr LPZIP snickers about on his tour page KKBill? You know about the OOOPS! shots, when the 13 year old model bends over and LOOK! OH MY! LOOK WHAT FELL OUT OF LITTLE JESSICA'S VICTORIA'S SECRET PANTIES IT'S FUZZY LITTLE LABIA! OOOOOOOOOOOOOPS!

cretons.

mutt

Colin,
bad news....today is another Oprano Big Announcement Day and you know what that implies, right?

BTW,
you are wasting your time here,
JohnIP bought banner on GFY, the spot which Silver Cash vacated,
and you don't have to plug him here anymore...
Serge (New INNOVATION, it's about time!)

Timon,

BIG congrats on the new program. You've come up with a LOT of cool shit over the years. I expect this to FLY.
Colin Oprano Big Announcement Day!

Brad Shaw,
this one is for you and your failing memory....bookmark it so you won't get confused of who was doing what 3 years from now
;-)))
don't worry, pal,
I'll remind you always and get you straight
;-))

http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?s=958cd9d4089ab60ebc0b2d4d4a870b33&threadid=56226
Serge (New INNOVATION, it's about time!)

todd, this is not such a bad position to be in ... :-)))
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on receiving end?
;-))
Serge

Thanks again to Todd who's putting up a 100 banner design package for the Big Players Stanley Cup Pickem from Webinc, http://www.webinc.com

Timon's new program, Big Players, is sponsoring it http://www.opranoplus.com/stanleycup
along with Mr Cash's email program Pornsurfing.

We've got some nice other prizes but more is always better. I think somebody stiffed me on the last contest, dude never replied to my emails. I guess i should check one more time before i brand him a total cockholster.

Big Players Stanley Cup Pickem COMING NEXT WEEK HERE!

hockey shmockey........just do like other pickems and pick some teams and who knows you might win.



mutt Mr-Cash Had An Email Program And Bingo Was His Name - O

then all I have is my strap ons:))
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todd, this is not such a bad position to be in ... :-)))

chris, thunder from down under is an excellent show. especially if you like bronzed muscly aussie men :-)))
its been in vegas for a few seasons and is more popular over there than chippendales ... i did a shoot of one of the original members early last year - got to spend a few hours with him half naked in a pool and me clicking away with the camera :-))) i love my job.

cj (vaginator) $50 per FREE signup, paid in advance!!

Billy..

Im here for you baby..

check your icq!!


chris $799.00 Full Paysite Designs

Chris.. where are you ??

I will be getting into Vegas Friday afternoon are you ready for me ???


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Pornoman was one of the FIRST assholes

Slavik,

Have you ever seen Mikeai's nipples?

Those are some nice titties!

If he would only sign this model release!!!!!


chris $799.00 Full Paysite Designs

Mike,

would of hated to be that guy, loose my penis, then all I have is my strap ons:))
sextoyking Kick Ass web design

Thanks Slav, and yes I know we need some FPA's, the first ones
will be up soon ;-)

Timon (Are you a player?) BIGPLAYERS.COM

chris, that chick with a tounge in her crotch has the biggest nipples i've ever seen :)))


Slavdogg

Timon,

Email me I will hook you up with good deal on fpa's

Here is sample:
http://alladultdesign.com/a/


chris $799.00 Full Paysite Designs

Hello everyone! U know what i was just thinking about. And also was brought to my attention. I read Mutts post about CCBill, and it suprised me. This Jan at INTERNEXXT I talked to alot of people about how the industry was doing and so forth, Slow. But besides that everyone was happy. Except about problems with CCBill, and PayPal and other things in that area. I mean U werk hard, and so should they right. There shouldnt be excuses about numbers and signups and so forth, should there? No ! So anywayz what do ya'll think about the situation?
Miss Prinny don't mind my dribble...

Mike,

I'm surprised you'd say that!! Especially being a JD...

This guy's little severed PP is going to earn him more money than he's probably made in his life!!!

I'm not saying that I'd trade MY little PP for any amount of money.. but if it's going to get severed at least this guy has somebody with $$ to sue!!

I'd say that little pack of cigarettes is going to net him much more than he thought! :)



KC

Timon, the new proggy looks good.
I'll give it a try.
you need to make some FPA for your sites.


Slavdogg

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/wkmg/20020408/lo/1155453_1.html

Sometimes crimes does not pay!


Mike AI

KC - you forgot George Michael!


Mike AI

KC,
That sounds like 1 hell of a party!!

I will bring the Vaseline!


chris $799.00 Full Paysite Designs

Chris,

If you took Michael Jackson, PeeWee
Herman, Mr. Rodgers, Seigfreid AND Roy with you it wouldn't make you gayer than you were before!!! ;)


KC

Congradulations Grandpa Hank!!!



Mike AI

http://www.thunderfromdownunder.com/

If I wanna go see this.. how gay does it make me?

If I wanna take Diamond Jim with me.. Does it make me gayer?
chris $799.00 Full Paysite Designs

If i remember correctly Penthouse was the first one to really get Penthouse.com site going and even had an Affiliate program. But i think they never recovered from DMR's loss.


Slavdogg

I would like to go on record as 0% gay. Unless Chris is involved, then it's 100% gay...

Diamond Jim Who?

Was just picking the kids up from school and heard on the radio that Penthouse magazine might be going off the shelves. The announcer said 'thanks to the internet, the company is now carrying $58,000,000 in debt'. Didn't catch all the details (noisy kidlets), but interesting eh? And it's all our fault! :))


Lisa PMB - believe in it! ;)

Fuckers Bombed A Bus In Rush Hour


A bus exploded Wednesday during rush hour near the northern city of Haifa, killing at least five people and injuring many, police and emergency officials said. The explosion came hours after Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon vowed to continue his assault on Palestinian militants, in the wake of a Tuesday ambush that killed 13 Israeli soldiers.


mutt

Chris, was Hef there to meet you and the rest of the boy band? :-)))

http://www.allofem.com/dabuddaboyz.jpg

Dravyk All Of 'Em

Meni,

You like Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back?


chris $799.00 Full Paysite Designs

Ah, but they are much too young!!! :-)

Alright, Hank and Ro!!

Dravyk All Of 'Em

http://3badbros.com/shiznit/Cyber_lovah.asf
BV_Adultmail Check out this clip. funny shit

I think playboy.com is running under some new ownership now.. gonna be seperate from the playboy people..

I heard something about that when I was hanging with Hef at the Mansion the other day..
chris $799.00 Full Paysite Designs

You are 27% GAY!

That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!
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fuckin eh right buddy .... errrr thank god ;-))

Cybrglide

Larry rules porn! Kinda funny cuz he was always the scumbag pornographer while Hef was shmoozing with B list Hollywood actors at the Playboy Mansion and Guccione was collecting art and being a renaissance man. Meanwhile Larry the Tortoise passed them both by like they were standing still - which they were.
And now Larry has got the hip stylish retail stores, strip clubs, and successful Web properties.


mutt

Mutt,
it's funny because...First Larry Flynt chopped 1/3rd of their markey share in print media, than went light years ahead of them on the net...

you think those guys EVER learn?

Serge

I pulled this gem off an adult webmaster resource site.

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"Yet the largest producer of pornography, Playboy Magazine, has priced their online club at a measly $9.95 per month, an absolute steal for fans of naked girls. Do they know something the rest of the industry doesn’t?"


An argument can be made that individuals in the lower income brackets will probably pass on pay sites no matter what you charge, and that may indeed be the case. Yet the largest producer of pornography, Playboy Magazine, has priced their online club at a measly $9.95 per month, an absolute steal for fans of naked girls. Do they know something the rest of the industry doesn’t?

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yes they know more than anybody else. In fact they know so much that Hef is personally loaning Playboy money and if things don't get better soon both Hef and the Gooch will have mansions on the market.


mutt

I took the test
I was wicked gay
like high 60% or something
If i remembe correctly
if they ask about you to judge yourself and you are cocky
you are gay
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

people less gay than you (69%)
people just as gay as you (3%)
people gayer than you (27%)


vOODOO,
THIS IS ABOUT RIGHT
;_)))
Serge

oooops.
hehe
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

Dravyk,
P U S H R O D ! ! !
Serge

Serge, Whats the matter?

Scared of what the results
might say???
hahahahhaaha
:-))
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

You are 36% GAY!

hooraaayy!!!!!!!!!
Serge

it aint accurate darlin :-)
____________________________

CJ, I have to agree, cause
even 24 is to high for me.

voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

Damn!! No idea then.

Dravyk

Dravyk, WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

try again
;_))
Serge (New INNOVATION, it's about time!)

I just took the test and it said I was 21% gay, what are you trying to imply CJ? lol


Ulfie Got gay, teen or amateur traffic?

>>> My congrats go to one of the oldest and boldest amateurs in this business who is about to become grandfather!
>>> I wonder if you guys can figure out who I am talking about!

Sounds like Jim Barnett? If so, many congrats, Jim and Vicky!

Dravyk you can get there from here

voodoo, i got 53% gay in that test ... a gay friend of mine got 49% ... it aint accurate darlin :-)
cj (vaginator) $50 per FREE signup, paid in advance!!

Voodoo, you are a man after my heart,
let's get together, I live in Bayone, NJ
George

Voodooman, me thinks thou doth protest too much. ;)

Mike, I find it hard to believe those guys are representing this idiot. Any lawyer worth his salt would run from that type of site as fast as he could. If they aren't representing him they should sue him just for dragging their names into his sordid little world.


Ulfie Got gay, teen or amateur traffic?

I took Voodoo's test
It said that I'm 61% GAY!
Like I really needed a test to tell me this.

Cleo (disengaged)

anybody see what Kaaza's been dumping into people's computers?
Scary world, you can download anything you want onto somebody's computer by offering them free p0rn or music.


mutt

Ok, here it is.
All you jackasses that think
Im gay, See for YOURSELF
how you rate.
http://test3.thespark.com/gaytest/

I am 24%gay!!!
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

Hey everyone !I just had a thought come to mind when MUTT posted about CCbill. When I was at InterNexxt 2002:http://www.sobegirl.com/party_pics/vegas/thumbs/excuseme_small.jpg
I was jsut totally astonished about how many people complained about the problems they had with Ibill, or CCbill, or any of them that fall into that catogory. I mean you Do all the work and then they give nothing in return except giving false numbers and what not. Something should be done about this. U werk hard, and so should they.
MissPrinny SoBeGirl

voodooman
I think the tag god has a crush on you.

Cleo_LinkUP (Home of the twisted sister)

another is about to introduce the console killer
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why would anyone want to do that?!
cj (vaginator) $50 per FREE signup, paid in advance!!

look at this guy he was already a cockholster before he got into kiddy porn.

'He also said Grady is not the glamour photographer he claims to be, but a convicted felon who spent 10 years in prison for burglary, theft, and fraud.'


mutt

Are Wasserman and Piccione everybody's attorneys on the Adult Net?


mutt

and once again...
when Oprano broke the story over 6 months ago-
brads and kk's of this world got their tits in uproar...well
http://www.avnonline.com/issues/200204/newsarchive/040802_lead.shtml
tell the guy in jail that his site is legal and processing for it is OK!

what WOULDN'T some fuckers do for a buck???????????
Serge (New INNOVATION, it's about time!)

HA! I'd love to see these guys sue somebody for copyright infringement and have to show up in court with photos of 13 year old little girls in Victoria's Secret lingerie. Judge and jury would be impressed.


The worst part of that site and others like it is that parents were involved in it. Pimps and madames for their own kids. Lotta sick moms out there who want to live through their little girls.


mutt

Voo...smooooooooooch!

Guilty as charged. :D


Lisa PMB - believe in it! ;)

yes but while everyone is trying to copy my april trend, they still aren't paying for signups IN ADVANCE. LOL
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cj, no, they don't but....
while one introduced new generation of console another is about to introduce the console killer and they both make business with each other and make money!

Only in Opranoland things like this happen!
;-)))
Serge (New INNOVATION, it's about time!)

cj, do you see what you have started on April 1st?
;-)))
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yes but while everyone is trying to copy my april trend, they still aren't paying for signups IN ADVANCE. LOL

i bags a few days next month too ... :-)
cj (vaginator) $50 per FREE signup, paid in advance!!

Ulfie did you see the names of the attorneys who suppsoedly represented this cockholster?

I wonder if they even knew their names were being put up to represent this garbage.


Mike AI

Well Lisa,

Its all YOUR fault.
:-))))
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)