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Serge MY gift to ALL
Thu, 21 Mar 2002 06:35:49 - IP: 172.135.19.223 - Post # 67397
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Your gift to all is a link that doesn't work??

You are SO GENEROUS!

Timon

Serge
I'll give you a dollar if you name your dog, "Stains"

Meni (The Golden Tongue) Jill Kelly Cash

another terrorist suicide bombing in Jerusalem..
Serge MY gift to ALL

http://www.sobegirl.com/party_pics/sobecat/chillkit.jpg


Erik, is she pregnant also????

do you have her 3 days old sonogramm?
;-)))
Serge MY gift to ALL

http://news.com.com/2008-1082-863099.html

will there be a day WITHOUT processing news????
;-)))
Serge (69 ways to make a fortune) MY gift to ALL

SoBeGirl has some terrible news....

Pam Anderson, queen of blond bimbonessness has contracted hepatitus C supposedly from using a tattoo needle she shared with ex hubby Tommy Lee. A sad sad day indeed.

Is that shit cureable?

Well you can't get anything from watching porn. Get more SoBeGirl content on your site today. Buy two video content sets - get one for free.

equal or lesser value thingie applies.

Peace all. And the SoBeCat Says.....

http://www.sobegirl.com/party_pics/sobecat/chillkit.jpg

Erik
The Producer SoBeCams - The Feed with T1 Speed - Only 99 Bucks

Damn it died!

Heres a question..

Whats your favorite book? and why?

(mine) "The good earth" and "The Godfather" are tied.
(Why)Both show that determination and Wisdom can take you as far as you want to go, no matter what.
;-))


R3K

colin - email sent. palm beach is abou 1 1/2 hous away. but close enough. what about Jesse?

I will be back. going for morning bike ride. it's a beauiful 80 degrees. cold front moving in they said should get in the low to mid 70's so i need to take advantage. ;)
jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

Jonas,

Shoot me an email at cowboysurfers@yahoo.com to discuss traffic (I need yours). I think I can make top 5 again.

I'm moving your way in a few months. Be in Palm Beach area. Old times coming back. ;)
Colin The sweaty palms, the nervous laughter, you've got ...

colin - when are you going to send me traffic. back in the days, you were in the top 5 for signups
jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

serge - the boss just woke up and said it will have to be the following week o i go without her.

colin - my long lost brotha. few more months until you are here? make sure one night during the convention, you can get away, and we will go out and catch up. no biz!


jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

Time for a vacation soon, for sure.
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I know...I already purchased hitbots in Rome, Palermo, Naples, Bari, and 2 in village of Corleone...
;-)))
Serge (69 ways to make a fortune) MY gift to ALL

Good morning all.

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For the next round there is less than 24 hours to make new picks and it is a Saturday so I will give default picks again if u miss BUT i will limit you to half the available points.
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mutt - FWIW, sounds like a fair plan to me.

CactusButt

Nice *IS* nice. I miss it. Time for a vacation soon, for sure.
Colin The sweaty palms, the nervous laughter, you've got ...

Colin,
Nice is where meat was telling people on all the boards I was hittbotting him from!
;-)))

Nice is nice, why not???
I'd rather buy hitbots from Nice than from Kabul
;-)))
Serge MY gift to ALL

Jooooooooooooooonas! ;)
Colin 4 Free Bucks

Serge,

Why Nice?
Colin Paysite exit traffic converts awesome here!

jonas,
Tuesday might be not that good, Emi is leaving for NJ on wednsday..
;-(((
Serge MY gift to ALL

serge - good morning! I am hoping that we can come up on tuesday. I will let you know. If not, then it will definitely be the fllowing week.
jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

Morning everyone!

Busy morning. Click, click, pull!
Colin Ask Colin. UNIX guru. Last day to see last week's edition ...

my count.

:-))
cj
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what's wrong with mine????

http://citibank.com
;-))
Serge MY gift to ALL

Is it Monday yet?

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

sure thing serge, will you take it in signups? my count.

:-))
cj (vaginator) Would you share $2 million?!

Runk, it went very well,
Larry was impressed with my Polish and I was impressed with his knowledge of who's gonna get troubled next for pissing in the mouth which is not one's own
;-))
Serge MY gift to ALL

Serge,
How'd the interview go?
Runk Got Gay Traffic? Give It Up!!

...and you too, Mr.Cash!
the same $100,000,00.00
Serge MY gift to ALL

R3K, cj,
how much you wanna bet that when you get into billions that you won't????

I bet each of you
$100,000,000.00 US !
;-)))
Serge MY gift to ALL

Mornin' Oprano!
MrCash!

fuckin oath i would!!!
cj (vaginator) Would you share $2 million?!

I still read the board serge.

R3K

what if larry actually reads the board?!
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cj,
would YOU read the board if you were in charge of multi billion dollar empire????

you wouldn't have time
;-)))
Serge MY gift to ALL

what if larry actually reads the board?! i think i'm feeling a little nervous
cj (vaginator) Would you share $2 million?!

Reference to Big Scottie..

Just thought I would post it..

http://www.sonicnet.com/news/story.jhtml?id=1452719



chris/pornoman All Adult Design.. Now Taking New Orders :)

I think thats it...
:-))
R3K
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...and if more do the same after today's radio show,
we'll raise rates to
http://flyntdigital.com for increased use of Oprano bandwidth
;-)))
Serge MY gift to ALL

2) more people bookmarked oprano front page after Pornresource interview
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I think thats it...
:-))
R3K

"well, i wouldn't fuck with scott, hes got more black belts in martial arts then i could ever name hahahaha..."

Don't forget the 5th degree black belt in bolt cutters...

Scott,
Good luck, man! I hope you beat the rap.
Torone

"Love child? I believe I was more of a drunken stupor child ;-))

Timon"

I was my folks' love child; but they messed it up by getting married.:)))
Torone

what happened last monday and this tuesday? 2 biggest days for month by far ...
cj
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here are a few possible reasons:

1) Mutt's hard drive crashed and he couldn't go beyond index page on his game boy...

2) more people bookmarked oprano front page after Pornresource interview

3) March Madness e-mailer reached it's destination,
resulting in more people bookmarked oprano front page

4) "new and Improved" hit bot doing it's regular shticks from Nice....

5) buttons exchanges with Sarcatic Bastards and International Webmasters boards

6) who knows?
;-)))
Serge MY gift to ALL

yes, i can see that too ... almost 30% different

i keep going back to the days on the board where the traffic spikes :-)

what happened last monday and this tuesday? 2 biggest days for month by far ...
cj (vaginator) Would you share $2 million?!

... coincidence?!
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nope!

it's "New and Improved" hit bot we bought in Nice, France!
;-)))
Serge MY gift to ALL

our posts crossed!

we are thinking along the same lines
;-)))

I'll remove my URL now, it's too long and messes up the board
;-(((
Serge MY gift to ALL

cj,this one
(index page)
is more interersting

compare CURRENT to average
;-))
Serge (69 ways to make a fortune) MY gift to ALL

i see the pattern ... average 400's to average 500's over the course of 1 week ... coincidence?!
cj (vaginator) Would you share $2 million?!

2989 what?


Timon

cj,
thanks!

drop me yours ASAP, so we could start doing "god's work" in style
;-))
Serge (69 ways to make a fortune) MY gift to ALL

wow

Daily average: 2989
cj (vaginator) Would you share $2 million?!

http://www.sexhit.com
done!
cj (vaginator) Would you share $2 million?!

Thank, sweety,
but check the stats anyway,
please keep me honest!
;-))
Serge god's gift

serge, i was working on new ones today ... they will be part of the $2 million dollar promotion announcement :-)

will add new oprano banner now


cj (vaginator) Would you share $2 million?!

ron jeremy looked at my breasts once ...
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Mine Too!

Good Morning, Opranites!
R3K

yes, there's something about a man whose dipped his wick into half of the female population that turns me off ...
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hmmm...that's something what would have never turn me off in the woman
;-))

I'll work on my moral standards one day
;-))
Serge god's gift

BTW, cj, how about we put new banners?
here is new of ours and please shoot me new of yours.
http://www.oprano.com/graphics/oprano468x60.gif

Did you notice 25% increase in traffic to the index page in the last 2 weeks?
http://ureg.netscape.com/iiop/UReg2/login/login?U2_ENDURL=http://dashboard.netscape.com/

seems like removing sexcounter official button was the best what we could possible have done
;-)))


Serge god's gift

yes, there's something about a man whose dipped his wick into half of the female population that turns me off ... and i'm not a fan of dark body hair either ;-)))
cj (vaginator) Would you share $2 million?!

hahahahhaah,
than I guess something of his scared YOU away!
;-)))
Serge god's gift

maybe, i didn't hang around to find out!!
cj (vaginator) Would you share $2 million?!

ron jeremy looked at my breasts once ...
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damn!

did the view scared him away?
;-))
Serge god's gift

*shrug*
love
drunken stupor

what's the difference?!

ron jeremy looked at my breasts once ...
cj (vaginator) Would you share $2 million?!

Ron Jeremy is my hero and we shook hands {and NOTHING else} once at ScottP's booth in Vegas
;-)))
Serge god's gift

Love child? I believe I was more of a drunken stupor child ;-))

Timon

What rumor you referring to about Ron Jeremy and his kids?

I heard a good one!
Ozzie
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Ozzie,
I know nutting!
;-0)
Serge (69 ways to make a fortune)

What rumor you referring to about Ron Jeremy and his kids?
--

Timon confessed this morning!! he is ron jeremy's love child!!
cj (vaginator) Would you share $2 million?!

random perhaps ... i prefer to think of it like one of those 'choose your own adventure' books ... where each choice leads you down a different path
cj (vaginator) Would you share $2 million?!

You guys should extend your trip to Europe if you're going to Amsterdam next month.

Scandinavian Blondes :)
http://www.flickor.se/


Troels

Serge,

What rumor you referring to about Ron Jeremy and his kids?

I heard a good one!
Ozzie

cj,
the whole life is nothing else than the chain of random events
;-))
Serge (69 ways to make a fortune)

serge, its funny how it made it into my posession too ... we used to buy books from book exchanges, by the box full ... usually a mixture of kids books and novels. that book, along with another about a young negro woman who becomes a successful madame in the 50's, made it into the box full of enid blyton and nancy drew :-)))

i was destined to read that book :-))
cj (vaginator) Would you share $2 million?!

Dutch literature, should be on each class room desk of
kids of 6 years old and up ;-)

Timon

did you say "happy hooker"????

that was one of the first books I read when I made it to USA!!!

what a small world and what are the "beautiful minds"
;-))))
Serge

that's right miss eve .. i do remember reading those ... they were a little tame for me though - i'd already read Xaveria Hollander's "happy hooker" by age 10 :-)))
cj (vaginator) Would you share $2 million?!

well that will not be a problem here serge!! no babies without sex!!
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cj,
there is an old Russian saying:
"Devils live in the quite ponds"
;-)))

do you want ME to believe in everything I read on the boards????
;-)))
Serge

She wrote about getting periods and boobs and stuff, lol ;)


Miss Eve

but seems like she has her house full with babies now and she forgot all about it
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well that will not be a problem here serge!! no babies without sex!!

Miss Eve, i used to read her when i was little and remembered loving her but I can't remember anything about them ... refresh my memory?

cj (vaginator) Would you share $2 million?!

I secretly LOVED Judy Blume. CJ, did the girls down under read Judy Blume?


Miss Eve

What every happened to girls reading Judy Bloom?!!
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those girls probably now modeling for Sweets
;-))
Serge

LOL! What every happened to girls reading Judy Bloom?!!
Miss Eve

serge, if your daughter ever needs a mentor, i'd be happy to oblige :-)))
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yeah, yeah, yeah....
KK promissed me that last year but seems like she has her house full with babies now and she forgot all about it
;-)))
Serge

What does she read?
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Balsak, Duma and some law journals
;-))
Serge

I figured :) I cant really imagine you having a giggly daughter. What does she read?


Miss Eve

serge, if your daughter ever needs a mentor, i'd be happy to oblige :-)))

us intelligent women need to stick together!

anyone play canasta?
cj (vaginator) Would you share $2 million?!

*giggle*

lisa, i promise :-))))

cj (vaginator) Would you share $2 million?!

Mornin' Ms.Eve!

she is a serious type...for better or for worse...and she is NOT Heffner's Daughter material,
she is too smart
;-)))
Serge

morning Serge :) Is your daughter a giggly girl or is she very serious?


Miss Eve

ahhh...giggly girls
;-))
Serge

"hey lisa <shout>*FORESKIN*</shout>"

if you survey so much as ONE guy saturday night i'll smack you silly :)
Lisa Recurring so long we're dizzy!

Big_S, Brett from Candid,
I have a few unhappy LikeWhoa customers looking for a new hosting home.

please get back to me ASAP
Serge

come to oprano and snort coke
LOL

hey lisa <shout>*FORESKIN*</shout>
cj (vaginator) Would you share $2 million?!

"i just snorted cola out of my nose"

thanks to cj's and my conversation on icq...i just did the same
Lisa Recurring so long we're dizzy!

Davey H! Are you playing Dream Theatre again? lol

The hair bands are over, brother ;)


Miss Eve

i just snorted cola out of my nose
cj (vaginator) Would you share $2 million?!

i wonder how many children ron jeremy has fathered ...
cj
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I think I saw some happy new mother to be bragging something about it on GFY
;-))
Serge

I see serge come to the other boards so it's time for me to come here and introduce myself..
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Welcome to the gumbo, Snow.
do you have shrimps to throw in the soup?
;-))
Serge

Ok will do, sleep well ;-)

Timon

oh ya no doubt man!

anyways, time to go to sleep, sooooo tired, had some harddrives fail today and we have to recover 80gb of very important data, blah!

anyways man, hit me up on email some time and lets do some bizz, i sent scott an email, so hopefully we can all make some good cash and go on that marlin fishin trip! or i'll see you in bali :)
PayrollPete

Actually in many countries you are allowed to shoot someone
if you catch him in the act, too bad you're not allowed to
track him down and do it later ;-((

Timon

or even better

you could spot out a thief by seeing missing fingers on their hand :)

ah yes, why can't this be the right way to deal with thiefs that break into our homes!
PayrollPete

No doubt!

Too bad shitty laws in australia don't let you take care of the burglers how they should be...

thats where our law system fails, in most countries. you get justice but its usualy not enough, they get 5 yrs in jail, and out on parole in 2. where as you do the justice yourself, cut off some fingers, and the guy will never steal again :)
PayrollPete

Yeah his house would be the last on my list to burglarize ;-)

Timon

ROFL

yeah i think thats a little too REAL roleplay :)

well, i wouldn't fuck with scott, hes got more black belts in martial arts then i could ever name hahahaha...

what a bunch of stupid fucks messing with the king of porn and a several black belt holder

aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahah

this world is full of dumb people :)
PayrollPete

Yeah he's doing this new site called XXXBoltcutters.com

Timon