ScottPB,

Smack him a good one for me. =o)


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Anothony,

Cyrus is moving back to Brisbane soon, so I can probably get my jollies by teaching him again. For a skinny little nerd he has the highest pain tolerance of anyone I have ever met ;-)
ScottPB

Something about the 5 life sentences I facing stops me from wanting to live it up ;-)
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ScottPB,

Chin up mate, hit the Spar Pro more. Good chatting with you. =o)



Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Hey remember tommorow the Serge - Larry Flynt interview!

This is going to be the most interesting internet radioshow ever!

http://flyntradio.com




Mike AI The ORIGNAL Sweet 16, Marchmadness game - INNOVATERS ALWAYS LEAD!

Well if Nickitalynx was going to move from Vancouver, Australia is about as good as you can get.

Im a reformed ex-party animal now ;-)

Something about the 5 life sentences I facing stops me from wanting to live it up ;-)
ScottPB

Mike, I'm going have to pick up a copy of that book. Looks like this guy really did his homework.


Ulfie Mr. Cash doesn't have dreadlocks but he does have cash

Mr-Cash, Crawfish boil is only Saturday afternoon - but a lot of people are coming in town, I am sure the whole weekend will be a big party!


Mike AI The ORIGNAL Sweet 16, Marchmadness game - INNOVATERS ALWAYS LEAD!

ScottPB,

No shit, I'll tell Nickatilnx. He wants to retire down there.

Mr. Cash is a party animal. But then again, last time I saw you Scott you were partying it up yourself. =o)


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Scott you have mail!
Let's do some biz!

Mike....is the craw dad thingy only 1 day?
I wanna party in N.O. for a few!
MrCash! 10 sites! $35 per FREE LIFETIME JOIN!

Anthony, the whole crew can come :-)

MrCash, its been a few years, would be great to party with you again :-)
ScottPB

Kacy shaven pies are my favorite! :-)


Anthony send some signups for me too! :-) I want to party with you guys! haha


Mike AI The ORIGNAL Sweet 16, Marchmadness game - INNOVATERS ALWAYS LEAD!

Anthony!

You beat me to the question!
MrCash! 10 sites! $35 per FREE LIFETIME JOIN!

ScottPB,

So if we send 1500 signups, can the whole crew go to Bali?

=o)
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

I'm sure we both have our share of the pie Mike :) I think it's more like we have different kinds of pies really. Variety is the spice of life!

I have seen 2 kinds of pies get combinded together to make for a real tasty treat though. So you never what the future may bring!
Kacy with a

Headless, most likely so, this one was actually hot looking too ;)))
SykkBoy make some muthafucking bank

Ulfie I just started that book last night... It is pretty conclusive, and very well written.


Mike AI The ORIGNAL Sweet 16, Marchmadness game - INNOVATERS ALWAYS LEAD!

"Dravyk, one hint though, get dreadlocks...just walking down to the mailboxes, etc. today to grab a few checks, produced a female phone number..."

How long has it been? Has hell frozen over for the sykk one?


Headless

NO BUSINESS AT ALL IS TO BE DISCUSSED.
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what about sex, religion and politics?
Serge

If anyone is interested, the guy that wrote Shakedown is going to be on Fox News tonight at 9. It's about Jesse "Rent A Riot" Jacksons methods for shaking down corporations. Should be interesting.


Ulfie Mr. Cash doesn't have dreadlocks but he does have cash

Here is the deal with our new program, http://www.sextraffic.com (its not released for a few days)

Every 3 months every webmaster who sends 300 signups a month will be flown at our expense to a mansion (not some crappy room in a 3 star hotel) on a tropical island with other webmasters. The sort of luxury beachfront pad with 5 chefs, 20 staff, chaffeurs, better than any luxury hotel in the world. (I have a close friend who arranges this sort of accommodation worldwide)

And we will lay on THE PARTY OF ALL TIME! By this I mean a week of all the women/men/whatever you can handle, all the whatever you can consume, all the chef prepared food you can consume.

And a bunch of other webmasters to hang out, get loaded with, and generally have a good time.

The first party will be held in Bali, and every 3 months after that. You have my personal promise that no expense will be spared, you will not have to open your wallets for anything. The only rule I will impose is that unlike every other schmoozing webmaster get together - NO BUSINESS AT ALL IS TO BE DISCUSSED.

If people are interested I can post some photos of the first venue, Timon and I and a few friends had a pretty wild time at new years ;-)
ScottPB

For you Sykk that is a much better look... it fits you.


Mike AI The ORIGNAL Sweet 16, Marchmadness game - INNOVATERS ALWAYS LEAD!

http://www.gothicsex.com/brick/index.html
SykkBoy cj gets in a hairy fit over my dreadful puns

Hey Sykk I want to see a photo of you in your dreads....
Mike AI The ORIGNAL Sweet 16, Marchmadness game - INNOVATERS ALWAYS LEAD!

pussy
SykkBoy cj gets in a hairy fit over my dreadful puns

naaahhh, you are too eager,
it ain't fun like that
;-))

I wait 'till you say
"oh no!"
;-))
Serge

>>> want me to do it the right way?

I bow before the master. By all means. :-)

Dravyk you can get there from here

Now you're just trying to bait me, ya slacker. :-))

Dravyk
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want me to do it the right way?
;-))
Serge

Now you're just trying to bait me, ya slacker. :-))

Dravyk you can get there from here

pussy
SykkBoy cj gets in a hairy fit over my dreadful puns

Sykk, I'll get dreads right after Slavik does. :-))

Dravyk you can get there from here

LMAO!!!

Dravyk you can get there from here

OK Drav don't get yourself to worked up in one day, don't want you to be overburdened with your new found balls...

HAHAHA
Mike AI The ORIGNAL Sweet 16, Marchmadness game - INNOVATERS ALWAYS LEAD!

bah
sex is so overrated...

Dravyk, one hint though, get dreadlocks...just walking down to the mailboxes, etc. today to grab a few checks, produced a female phone number...
SykkBoy make some muthafucking bank

Pussy image??? Fuck you, Mike!! :-)

Dravyk you can get there from here

HAHAHA No comment Drav. Good to see your trying to break your pussy image. Nothing worse then a person who cannot take a stand on an issue.


Mike AI The ORIGNAL Sweet 16, Marchmadness game - INNOVATERS ALWAYS LEAD!

I've gotten fucked a few times, does that count? :-)))

Mike, it's fun messing with you, now that I've shed my nice guy image and am moving to become a complete asshole. :-))
Btw, Nick, you were never only a little evil!! Scott, good seeing you. :-)

Dravyk you can get there from here

Drav have you gotten laid yet? Billy wanted to know so we can keep track for next years award!

HAHAHA

I am not sure which CA I own... I had to do what I had to do to proetect my business.

To bad Kacy and other did not want to work with me... could have divided up a nice pie...

Of course I still got a might nice big peice!


Mike AI The ORIGNAL Sweet 16, Marchmadness game - INNOVATERS ALWAYS LEAD!

My heartfelt condolences on your loss, Blondy.

>>> Me and Nick, we still don't know how to take pics, *notice the sun behind us.
http://www.whitcon.net/P2.JPG

Sun? Sun? All I see is a total eclipse!!!

Kacy, good seeing you on here. :-)

Mike, which one is yours, certifiedamateur or certifiedamateurs? I can never keep those two straight they're so nearly identical. ;-))

Dravyk you can get there from here

in this case, Jews have exited for a dinner of a nice pork loin
;-))
Serge

lest anybody think otherwise, i am not only one of them thar Jew bastards BUT a very special kinda Jew bastard.
I'm not even allowed to help carry my relatives' and friends coffins I'm that special!!!

god i laugh when people tell me these things. Silly wabbits all of em.
mutt

yeah with the birth of the Internet it opened the doors for everybody to get involved in p0rn.

But if you ever needed to put together a quick cyber minyan this board would be a pretty good place to start!
mutt

Jews and Italians owned the porn biz.
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not on the interenet...it's public companies turn now
;-)))
Serge

Our new webmaster program is going to be the first one that comes with all the chicks you can fuck for a week.

(and all the alcohol you can drink, all the substances you can consume, with a bunch of other webmasters on a tropical island)

ScottPB
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Where do I signup? Those are some nice rewards
GregP

Our new webmaster program is going to be the first one that comes with all the chicks you can fuck for a week.
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I don't think PK will be interested, and confucy doesn't have traffic to take you on your offer, BTW, she changed her nick once again and now "good-bye rebills"
;-)))
Serge

Scott I am ready to join up...
Mike AI The ORIGNAL Sweet 16, Marchmadness game - INNOVATERS ALWAYS LEAD!

William F. Buckley in defense of the Rev. Billy Graham
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"They're the ones putting out the pornographic stuff," Mr. Graham said, "after agreeing with Mr. Nixon," — in the account of David Firestone of the New York Times — "that left-wing Jews dominate the news media." Now on this matter, a bit of research might be worth the trouble, research designed to explore whether stereotypes here were invidious. The conversation took place on February 1, 1972. Why did Nixon say that pornography was substantially a Jewish enterprise? What data, if any, was he relying on? Why did Graham agree with him? Was there in fact a top-heavy investment in pornography by Jewish entrepreneurs?

Since the Supreme Court, with the acquiescence of the majority of the American people, apparently deems pornography nothing more than an expression of free speech, what else can be said of those who engage in it than that they are swinging with the market? To have said in 1972 that pornographic entrepreneurs were heavily Jewish is different from saying such a thing as, "Only Jews would engage in pornography," which would be on the order of saying, "Only priests engage in pederasty." That would indeed would be anti-Semitic, but that sentiment was not recorded.
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Well Nixon was an out and out Jew hating bastard but he wasn't too bad with the facts. Jews and Italians owned the porn biz.

I'd take it easy on Graham myself, he probably was just sucking up to Nixon by agreeing with everything he said.

Nixon never gets old. Still good for a laugh.

mutt

(and all the alcohol you can drink, all the substances you can consume, with a bunch of other webmasters on a tropical island)

ScottPB
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I hope you are NOT stepping into RobMac's shoes
;-))
Serge

MikeAI, I've always been ahead of my time :-)

Our new webmaster program is going to be the first one that comes with all the chicks you can fuck for a week.

(and all the alcohol you can drink, all the substances you can consume, with a bunch of other webmasters on a tropical island)

ScottPB

Scott haven't you heard? It's cool to be a spammer now... you were a head of your time.
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http://spamwealth.com definatelly thinks so
;-))
Serge

Serge, there's never been a hurricane in Australia ;-)
ScottPB
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yeah, I know, they call them tayfoon?
;-))
Serge

Scott haven't you heard? It's cool to be a spammer now... you were a head of your time.

I was outed by an Anon poster...

of cousre my list is double opt in, but hey I want a nice house on the beach too!


Mike AI The ORIGNAL Sweet 16, Marchmadness game - INNOVATERS ALWAYS LEAD!

Serge, there's never been a hurricane in Australia ;-)
ScottPB

Serge, I might be a dirty rotten spammer waiting to go to jail, but I like to think I can pay my bills. I'm also more than a little embarrased about stealing from MikeAI, and even more so about not clearing it up when I had the chance.
ScottPB

Peaches,

might be time for you to pick all underdog teams, long shot but it might be your only shot.

Where's that hustler HiRise Tim? Is he gloating and rubbing Ed's face in it? :)

ONE DAY LEFT TO GET YOUR SWEET 16 PICKS INTO THE NATIONAL NET MARCH MADNESS CONTEST!

http://www.opranoplus.com/marchmadness

i took a peek at the picks, only 4 out of 65 people have picked Duke to get upset this round.

Don't give up people, pick some upsets the leaders aren't picking and jump right back into it!




mutt

I have 700,000 exits a day available. If anyone is interested e-mail me.
randycandidcam.com@


RDubbs 700,000 exits available

Scott,

nice house:))
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Mike, we do rack up large charges on our amex corp card, love the free miles, customer service, etc.

Also, have the citibank plat corp, we get alot of free trips outta that one:)

sextoyking Oprano Special, 100 Animated Banners, $750.00

http://www.shitwebsites.com/new_house

_________________

Serge, I am having Ed charge 300% more now... :-)

Nice house, great view!


Mike AI The ORIGNAL Sweet 16, Marchmadness game - INNOVATERS ALWAYS LEAD!

http://www.shitwebsites.com/new_house/

not bad at all!

do you have hurricane shutters?
;-))
Serge

Serge, check is in the mail...
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you can e-mail it to John
;-))
Serge

And Visa regs vary country to country.
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they are probably very laxed in Afganistan now
;-))
Serge

Hey Serge, forgot to show you the pics of my new house

http://www.shitwebsites.com/new_house
ScottPB

Serge, check is in the mail...


Mike AI The ORIGNAL Sweet 16, Marchmadness game - INNOVATERS ALWAYS LEAD!

Could you do me a favour and email me your wire transfer details so I can get you a payment today
ScottPB
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hmmm....peace was achived too fast, I think Oprano should get an extra bonus
;-)))
Serge

Maybe I can get Clay to give me some of your reserves for damages... :-)


Mike AI
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hhahahahahaha,
does Oprano getting any "peace brokerage" fees???
;-)))
Serge

Scott I will have Ed follow up on it again.

Just keep the garbage bags away! ;-)


Mike AI The ORIGNAL Sweet 16, Marchmadness game - INNOVATERS ALWAYS LEAD!

MikeAI - A thousand apologies. I asked my guys to buy a sitload of content from you to make up for our wrong.

I apologise again, and feel like a complete fuck. My staff get to work in an hour and a half, I will find out what the deal is.

Could you do me a favour and email me your wire transfer details so I can get you a payment today
ScottPB

Serge,

Unfortunately we have practiced the "scorched earth" policy of merchant bank/customer relations.

Someone should really tell any bank that accepts an internet merchant now that it will be the last one they ever take ;-)
ScottPB

hey ScottPB I do not think your guys ever took down the content you jacked from me.

And when we tried to make a deal for a settlement your guys never responded. I did not want to get heavry handed, or harass you - wanted to be a gentleman about it since we have some mutual friends...

But still nothing...

Maybe I can get Clay to give me some of your reserves for damages... :-)


Mike AI The ORIGNAL Sweet 16, Marchmadness game - INNOVATERS ALWAYS LEAD!

You didnt really think beast was just gonna go away did ya? Its the hottest damn niche out there.
_____

and I thought peeing in Candien girls mouths was....
Mike AI The ORIGNAL Sweet 16, Marchmadness game - INNOVATERS ALWAYS LEAD!

Serge - is Visa putting an end to bestiality sites?
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of course not...just for processing them, I'm sure you can try with your own MerID....just stay away from Zhora!

;-)))
Serge

Word in the beast circles is two new processors are in the netherlands prepared to take up the beast processing cause when and if ibill and ccbill stop processing beast. And Visa regs vary country to country.

You didnt really think beast was just gonna go away did ya? Its the hottest damn niche out there.

Anus

Good post ScottPB, you make many valid points. I do not think people are mad they sold out, they are interested what it means to their and our futures with 3rd party processing.


Mike AI The ORIGNAL Sweet 16, Marchmadness game - INNOVATERS ALWAYS LEAD!

Serge - is Visa putting an end to bestiality sites?

I hope not ;-)
ScottPB

Oh CLay from Epoch with the ROCK SOLID PROCESSING..

Where is my $460,000 that you claimed your cash-starved company couldn't afford to pay back at more than $20,000 a month?

Would you like me to post a url with a scan of the letter from you stating the exact amount that you owe?

ScottPB

Well.. not really. Though it will take some good picks by you and bad ones by others to get there. This is where picking the upset games, if any, are VERY important so people can make up ground.
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Thanks, TE - I'm just highly pissed that for once, I did't have him make my picks for me and damn if he isn't kicking ass now that he's playing for himself! :|

Being his mother, I'm not even thinking of him winning the glass dildos.....blech!
Peaches

MikeAI - Ibill loves bestiality sites.
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ScottPB,
Visa is putting the end to it as well.
Serge

MikeAI - Ibill loves bestiality sites. They won't deal with lolita stuff though.
ScottPB

To net it all out, iBill is here to stay and focused in the markets that we are currently serving.
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Darling, why don't you save clishes for some other imbecill run/full boards?

your line is not any different from Enron's lines "just before" they took a big dump,
their president was urging workers to buy...Enron stock!

if you can't address the questions about technology, integration, recurrs, etc,
all good questions posted here,
I'd rather stick to analysis of industry insiders rather than iBill employees.
Serge

Of course ibill will want to sell. The only reason to build a business is to sell at the top. The interests of the owners of ibill are diametrically opposed to the interests of webmasters. They are interested in keeping their merchant and lowering business risk. We are interested in raping the ibill merchant account as hard,fast, and deep as we can.

Frankly i'm suprised ibill have kept it together this long, but they have proven to be a company with integrity about the way they do business. While other processors have been shut off, stopped paying (epoch owes me $460,000 in reserves which they are crying poor about), closed down (bjp), out and out fucked webmasters over (ccb*** is notorious, just ask Timon), ibill has just kept paying. Ibill have always played fair, you don't have to call them to chase your money, you dont have to check the amount every time. You don't have to get lawyers to file a lawsuit to get them to answer your calls.

To me that means something - its good to deal with an honest company and not a pack of thieves (name another cc processor that you couldn't apply that description to)

A significant portion (roughly 1/3) of their business comes (well actually came) from Brisbane Australia.

Who does Dean process with now?
Who does Jon Atherton process with now?
Who does Greg process with now?

With their scrub rate they arent going to get any new massive accounts, and they must be missing the 13000 signups a day they lost down here.

Ibill's business (and arguably the whole adult cc processing industry) has peaked. Risk should be relative to return, and risk is rising while return is lowering.

In short, Ibill's owners did the right thing by them. We have no right to expect anything else.

my .02 ;-)
ScottPB

Hey don't forget to make your picks!!

http://www.opranoplus.com/marchmadness/

Chances to win over $5,000 in cash and prizes!

if you do not play, you cannot win the loot!

The
Mike AI The ORIGNAL Sweet 16, Marchmadness game - INNOVATERS ALWAYS LEAD!

Wow there's a lot of confusion out there.
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out there, maybe,
here?

I don't think so,
you cut and pasting 9 hours old news...
Serge

Hi everyone,
Just wondering if any of you have been involved in a child custody case where your career as an adult webmaster was considered as a factor in court? Thanks,
Vandy

Thanks for the heads up Cathy.

and welcome to the Gumbo.

What is Ibill's posistion on bestiality sites? and sites based on "lolitas"?


Mike AI

All, Wow there's a lot of confusion out there. Yes, iBill was purchased by Intercept Corporation out of Atlanta. They are a publicly traded company on NASDQ (ICPT). We are all very excited about our new relationship with both Intercept and EPX. iBill and it's people will remain in place. What iBill will gain from the acquisition is closer ties to the banking community and card associations. Both will continue to work with us as iBill and we will continue with our existing merchant bank relationships. We will also explore synergies that we can gain from both Intercept and EPX for processing. For those of you that listened to the Analyst call this morning, the numbers quoted by Intercept were combined iBill and EPX revenues and client mix.

To net it all out, iBill is here to stay and focused in the markets that we are currently serving. If you have any additional questions,
please contact me at communication@ibill.com. Cathy

http://investor.cnet.com/investor/news/newsitem/0-9900-1028-9410912-0.html
iBill-Cathy

The kid says I'm basically out of the March Madness running - is he right??!! :(
Peaches
Wed, 20 Mar 2002 01:35:51 - IP: 65.112.37.160 - Post # 67113
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Well.. not really. Though it will take some good picks by you and bad ones by others to get there. This is where picking the upset games, if any, are VERY important so people can make up ground.





TheEnforcer Making Bank- where else can you get $84 per trial signup on 100+ sites?

Mike, I liked this part ...

"It also allowed them to pursue through the courts customers who refuse to pay.
"
Colin Make some "Fuck You" money!

Mike,

You are probably right.....but I remember seeing something in fine print, could have even been another card, with a 150,000 annual maximum points from now on.

I got still have 600k points left after getting the goodies I wanted. The only problem is they are worth less each year. The first year I think it was 25,000 for the Ali boxing gloves. Then 50,000 and could be 100k or 125k this year.



Webfather

Michael, look into getting a platinum card at http://www.usaa.com
It used to be that you couldn't access USAA if you weren't in the military or their dependent, but now you CAN use their bank. This card gives FF mileage points that can be used on any carrier. I put EVERYTHING on my card - groceries, gas, dog food, etc. and end up with about 8 tickets a year. Also, there's a Citgo Visa that's a good rebate card - not sure of the URL though. If you're interested LMK and I can probably find it for you.

The kid says I'm basically out of the March Madness running - is he right??!! :(
Peaches

At one time InterCosmos was putting on 300k a month. Never had a cap, and points remain forever till you use them.


Mike AI
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those points and kick backs...are they taxable?
;-))
Serge

Hmmm I do not think so Webfather... I have never heard of a cap. I put 40-50k a month on mine.

At one time InterCosmos was putting on 300k a month. Never had a cap, and points remain forever till you use them.


Mike AI

Doesn't amex rewards have a new yearly cap? Cuz I think that sucks!


Webfather

Maybe the Germans are not so uptight after all...

http://webcenter.newssearch.netscape.com/aolns_display.adp?key=200203180804000210446_aolns.src
Mike AI

yeah Enforcer, I am noticing that....

One reason I love my AmEx so much, very straight forward.


Mike AI

Don't have any specific recommendations on that issue Mike but I will say this... be EXTEMELY careful as reward points and such often have A LOT of fine print to them as to how they can be used, when they are valid, etc.. etc..


TheEnforcer Making Bank- where else can you get $84 per trial signup on 100+ sites?

Slight change in subject, I am looking to get a VISA or MASTERCARD for one of my companies. Right now I only use AmEx, but I have been told I need to mvoe some other expenses to other cards.

So what I am looking for is the BEST Visa/mastercard out there with regards to cash back or points or rewards. I will be paying off every month, so APR is not an issue.

I fly Coninental all the time, so signing with their card seems like a no brainer. However I have seen some other cards that offer up to 2% back in cash.

Anyone else have an opinion on this? I have been searchng websites, there is a lot of information out there, but I am dubious of most of it since they all seem to be selling people credit cards.


Mike AI

EPX was not making money and they were purchased for Technology. Ibill was also purchased for this same reason.
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What? Who you tring to kid?
Wig

For the record,
I do not own amateut sluts, but I own sluttyamateurs.com !

:-)

Kacy there is lot to be learned here at Oprano. Make sure you add to the Gumbo as well!


Mike AI

Clay

You just hit the nail on the head.

Ibill did not buy anyone. There ASSETS were purchased. THEY DO NOT MAKE ANY CHOICES AT ALL NOW. Ibills customers are at the fate of a PUBLIC Banking company. They are buying Techonlogy. EPX was not making money and they were purchased for Technology. Ibill was also purchased for this same reason. Do you think middle American banks that they do ATM business with will want to have their corporate billing name assoc. with Mike AI Amateur Sluts. Wake up, I will bet that Ibills Management may not even know all the changes that the NEW BOARD of DIRECTORS will take with the company.


Bye Bye Ibill Bye Bye Recurring

Mike,

I didn't mean come around in that way. I mean come around to the fact that we can "both" put past issues behind us and move on. That is all I meant. Believe me I know your "business is business" approached and again understand it and I agree with it and like I said, pretty much learned it from you and a couple of others.

Anyway, that is what I meant by coming around and that's all. I'm not trying to stir up crap, I came here to learn more :)
Kacy Get Naked with Me :)

because of their ancient technology....
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darn!
now I know why they were bought for $6 quintillions!

it's archeological treasure!
;-))
Serge