Lance, this old lady still thinks you're a cutie in your dreadlocks :)
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damnit, Peaches, now you're making me blush....


as for the peeing thing, not my thing, but I have to agree with CB, gotta love those conversions :)

just remember the infamous quote by Adam Sandler on SNL "A monkey will eat dirt...if you make it"
SykkBoy make it, then bank it, then spank it

BTW, we have the answer to today's problem with server slow down...
I say we lucky to have this problem
;-))

Edd(21:10 PM) :
i'm cleaning up the database from the advertisements -
that was our problem today - over 6 million recorded
impressions total...
Serge

MrCash, thanks! You have mail back. :)

Ermm Brad...I'd call...but...can't seem to find the cordless...damn... ;))


Lisa

Brad, that is truly revolting! Thanks so much for sharing... ;/

Lisa The P in PMB is not for pee... :)
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Sssok grrl.. I will always be open and honest with you >;) I could use an ear to discuss some problems with piles too when you get a minute
Optional

Lisa...you have mail!
I believe that little thing has been fixed!
MrCash

"I hate showering and stuff and i figure maybe a girlfriend who likes to drink piss might not mind that I smell like a pig and let big balls of smegma develop under the foreskin..."

Brad, that is truly revolting! Thanks so much for sharing... ;/


Lisa The P in PMB is not for pee... :)

"ladies, do we have a volunteer for the true test?????????"

No. :)

MrCash, could you drop me an email or ICQ me on 3092587 please. Been trying to get in touch with you for ages but no luck. :)


Lisa The P in PMB is not for pee... :)

you think we'll be punished for this???
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Only if no one clicks it... but then you could always move ot to the bottom of the page for a bit extra traffic! ;p

Optional

talking about piss...

you think we'll be punished for this???
http://www.oprano.com/phpAds/viewbanner.php3?bannerID=116

;-))
Serge

the secret Sweet receipe for great tasting piss is eating lots of asparagus and sushi with lots of wasabi.
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How would I go with lots of coke and mars bars instead of the asparagus?

I hate showering and stuff and i figure maybe a girlfriend who likes to drink piss might not mind that I smell like a pig and let big balls of smegma develop under the foreskin... but i dunno about eating asaparagus.. are you sure i will have to do that bit?

Opti urine nation

Mutt,

It is fucking XP.. Just like windows.. grabs some balls and install programs.. it aint that hard..

http://download.com


chris/pornoman All Adult Design.. Now Taking New Orders :)

Live stuff on CNN about the KP thing....they just drew the lines
"not only do we have to go after the manufacurers of the stuff but their providers and anyone knowingly allowing this to go on...such as Yahoo."

"this has to be a massive cleanup effort not just in child pornography but also obscenity".
MrCash

*****
hey I want to make it clear on the peeing thing. I am cool with it, if people are into that more power to them. It does not violate my rule of consenting adults...

It is just not something I am interested in or find a turn on...


Mike AI
*****

Dittos Mike!

Xcept one thing about it does turn me on...for some reason, I can convert it like a sonofabitch... :)

I bought one pee CD about a year ago...just ran my SilverCash PeeMasters stats for the past year, 1:227 to second page, 1:370 to front page...other pee sponsors I have promoted have similar ratios...remember the bulk of my traffic is TGP and LinkList traffic too...The CD has been paid for at least 10 times over... :)

Nothing else I promote, except Latina, cums close to that.

CactusButt

And I think a girl peeing on me would not turn me on either.
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well, there is only one way to find out...
(what we THINK and what is true, are not neseserally go hand in hand)

ladies, do we have a volunteer for the true test?????????
;-)))
Serge

HAHA I am cool with my own peeing... and infact I like to pee in the great outdoors ( its a man thing). I even like to piss on the boards from time to time.

But peeing into a girls mouth, or anywhere else in a sexual way does not turn me on. And I think a girl peeing on me would not turn me on either.

I wonder if the Sweets would let their models pee on them?


Mike AI

It is just not something I am interested in or find a turn on...


Mike AI
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ME EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SIGNED KATIE (by way of JMM)




JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

hey I want to make it clear on the peeing thing.
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there si something "pearly" about it..
clear piss???
it has certain ring to it
;-)))
Serge

It is just not something I am interested in or find a turn on...


Mike AI
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prostate problems?
;-)))
Serge

can't believe Training Day's already out in rental - just added it to my Netflix queue :) This seems like one of the first years some of the Oscar nominees are already rentals!
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I was surprised too Peaches... didn't see it when it came out so when i was at the store late last night and they were putting it on the shelves I grabbed a copy.


TheEnforcer Making Bank- where else can you get $94 per trial on 100+ sites?

and keeping up with tradition:

Top 3 FASTEST Oprano payors:
1) Silvercash
2) SexHit
3) Intergal

webmasters,
if those guys can pay us in 3 days for NOTHING, can you imagine how fast can they pay YOU for sign ups????????
;-)))
Serge

hey I want to make it clear on the peeing thing. I am cool with it, if people are into that more power to them. It does not violate my rule of consenting adults...

It is just not something I am interested in or find a turn on...


Mike AI

I give in easily to the power of suggestion.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)
Tue, 19 Mar 2002 05:04:31 - IP: 4.34.164.247 - Post # 66773
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Sometimes that's a good thing JMM!! ;>))


TheEnforcer Making Bank- where else can you get $94 per trial on 100+ sites?

MikeAI, look, will that woman let anybody piss in her mouth if it wasn't for love????
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
nope :)


Blondy

Taking a mouthful of pee? Couldn't do it. No way, no how. I don't care if it taste great, the mental aspect of it would still cause me to hurl.
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damn!
now I have to scratch Peaches of my "potential Prospects" list
;-((((

;-)))
Serge

Mutt, I sent you a copy of Grimm's picks in e-mail!


Mike AI

Yipee! Mutt's back! Pay no attention to those boys, Mutt - you can update anytime - sitting here talking and entertaining me is ohsomuch more important :)

Taking a mouthful of pee? Couldn't do it. No way, no how. I don't care if it taste great, the mental aspect of it would still cause me to hurl.

I can't believe Training Day's already out in rental - just added it to my Netflix queue :) This seems like one of the first years some of the Oscar nominees are already rentals!

Lance, this old lady still thinks you're a cutie in your dreadlocks :)

Peaches

Anthony, can't respond to your post right now. I am drinking my 7th glass of water and going for the best 2 out of 3. Joanne found my raincoat.

:-))

Damn.....missed again!



Webfather

Do you think we can change the subject now. Everytime I refresh Oprano, I have to go take a piss.

Before you know it, you guys will be talking about sweet loads and there won't be a dry female face in my neighborhood.

I give in easily to the power of suggestion.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

board got very slow!!!!

Sweets, were that you pissing in our hampster's mouth???
;-))))
Serge

thanks Vick.

Edd,

i was hoping maybe they had those utilities as part of WindowsXP, so i didn't have to download new software. I'm only on a really shitty dialup, 5 hours today waiting for tech support, cuz the cable company isn't recogizing my new network card, said it might be up to 3 days.

XP's kinda cute looking, looks like it was made for kids, all primary colors, cute little icons.

good to see u too Vick and Anthony.
mutt

Could be the Sweets have the RCMP on their back
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mutt, welcome back!!!!!!!!!!!!

it wasn't mounties, those were local PD,
unless of course, the press release says otherwise.

I think you'll find more info here than quazi releases...
Serge

BTW- rented Training Day last night. Good film. Denzel did do one hell of a job.

"King Kong ain't got nothing on me!!"


TheEnforcer Making Bank- where else can you get $94 per trial on 100+ sites?

hey Mike, i am going to do the hoops contest tonight. Will definitely be up for tomorrow morning for Round of 16 picks!

I need Grimm's picks he sent me before the last round.

Could be the Sweets have the RCMP on their back for bondage content, the Criminal Code is really specific on what's legal and what isn't regarding bondage. Peeing I don't know about, i think it's more vague on that issue, though anything 'degrading' to women could get you in trouble.



mutt

Well, I juswt tried to piss in my mouth.

What a mess.

Joanne!

(Guess I got to aim higher)

:-)

Webfather
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classic!

please try to do it right during dinners though!
;-)))
Serge

Webfather,

You are on a tip today! Good to see you!


Anthony

http://www.internextphotos.com/gallery/categories/Webmaster_Faces/media/blondy1.jpg

MikeAI, look, will that woman let anybody piss in her mouth if it wasn't for love????
;-)))
Serge

You did want honesty right? eh?
Cause I could have done some wild creative writing instead ;)


Blondy

Mutt - glad to see you back - your ftp proggy and winzip will work just fine with XP - I've found very few applications that disagree with XP... Zone Alarm was the first one that was naughty and had to go...
Edd Bob's your uncle!

I personally don't know I could handle the pee thing.
Swallowing after oral was something a girl had to get used of eh
Pee I just don't think I could do.


Blondy

Mutt, get in touch with Edd he has a lot of experience with XP. He set up my new Dell last week...


Mike AI

Well, I juswt tried to piss in my mouth.

What a mess.

Joanne!

(Guess I got to aim higher)

:-)

Webfather

http://www.goatlove.com
JohnIP

thanks CB.........

i don't even know where to start when it comes to rebuilding. Got nothing but this WindowsXP and the other crap they included with this new machine. The free 'digital camera' they advertised turned out to be a cheesy plastic part of a Mattel Barbie™ something kit, p0rn0man was the first to contact me so i'm shipping it to him.

is there an FTP client on WindowsXP
somewhere? also is there a decompression thingy on it like WinZip?




mutt

ACK... I have a pretty strong stomach but that pissing shit makes me totally CACK....

Glad everything is ok Steve. Does this mean you still want that invoice? ;)

Tonda girlie I never get to talk to you! Too many flies to swat lately. I think we're ready for a road trip don't you think? :)))


RRRED Make $$$$ on upsells TO and FROM Join4free Gold

MikeAI, you are sooo pragmatic...where is your romantic streak???

it's ALL about LOVE!
;-)))
Serge

Blondy, your Canadien eh? What would it take for you to let a guy pee in your mouth? Is it aboot money? aboot how it tastes? aboot your attraction to the guy?

Fill us in eh?


Mike AI

Nothing, we were just talking about weather...
Serge

k, what have I missed??
Blondy

For you Webfather, $41k.
If you take advantage of this offer before midnight.

Hank D Pithy crapola shit fuck piss

Fuck Off Mutt!™

Welcome back!
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Welcome back Mutt!! We have missed you... don't waste time posting, get the MarchMadness game rocking again. JoeE was flipping out the other night...

This is high stakes competition, with lots of loot on the line!



Mike AI

Welcome back mutt! Sorry to hear about your crashed box.

Also, thanks for realizing what your current "most important job" is :-)



CactusButt

Sorry, Webfather , beat ya to it
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Shit!

Wanna sell it for $42k?

;-))

Webfather

But of course, lol

Hank D Pithy crapola shit fuck piss

HAHA I hope you registered that domain with DirectNic Hank! :-)


Mike AI

Hey MikeAI, let me know if you figure out how to get women to let you give them a piss gargle.
I just registered Aicanpissdowntheirgapingeagerthroatstoo.com

Sorry, Webfather , beat ya to it
Hank D Pithy crapola shit fuck piss

Must be nice to go through life so damn handsome that women actually want you to piss in their mouths, eh?
Mike AI
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why do you limit one to women only?

I go thru life knowing Steve Sweet likes me do him too!
;-)))
Serge

I can't argue with that Mike, lol.

Keeping my vette nice and clean and running good ?? And my Playboy collection ?
Hank D Pithy crapola shit fuck piss

a couple lines....not bad
============

LIGHTWEIGHT!

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Kofmehl, 21, an undergraduate, has done the work for months dressed as a lobster.
*****************************

we saw him at Brad's booth!
;-)))
Serge

""Like Nick likes to say, "its all good!"""

BASTARD!!!!

;))
Nick

you like that drav?
a couple lines....not bad
((o;

Hank, I am old enough to be my dad

DadFold Feeling Good Billy Ray

It is ok Paul, my lack of looks, and miniscule penise size is well documented here on Oprano.

Like Nick likes to say, "its all good!"


Mike AI

Hey Mike,

No need to be so sensative about your looks - I wasn't making a personal comment!
Paul Sweet Sweetest Pissing on the Net

Well Paul that is aboot it, I do not have the stunning good looks you Sweets have, so that probably sums it all up...

Must be nice to go through life so damn handsome that women actually want you to piss in their mouths, eh?
Mike AI

Hey, I gave Hank an Oprano t-shirt in Miami and he told me tell Serge to go fuck himself. ;))

I posted this earlier but in all the excitement I'm sure a lot of people missed it. The photo is a classic.

http://www.post-gazette.com/localnews/20020319lobsterman0319p3.asp


Ulfie Mr. Cash doesn't know basketball, but he knows how to sell porn

Well Steve will kill me for this,
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not to worry,
he has his hands full with locals PD,
you are safe here
;-)))
Serge

"you never wee them both in the same place at the same time?"
JMM - meant to say see not wee

Guees with all this pissing talk I got carried and am now the man in the freduian slip


Vick It's not true that I think with my dick. But I do go to it a lot for advice

Dadfold ?? You Mikey's Dad ??

(P.S. I saw the phrase somewhere, think it's about polishing chrome)
Hank D Pithy crapola shit fuck piss

>>> pretty elaborate words dude...

Fold, is that you? You posted more than a sentence! :-)))

Dravyk you can get there from here

Well Steve will kill me for this, but here's the answer to your Q mike.

Its all in the Taste. If you want women to not only ask but beg you to piss in their mouth you need to eat the right kind of foods.

Its like beer, except nevermind that less filling stuff, its all about more taste.

Oh yeah, the secret Sweet receipe for great tasting piss is eating lots of asparagus and sushi with lots of wasabi.

Oh yeah it sometimes helps if the women are attracted to you as well.... ;)


Paul Sweet Sweetest Pissing on the Net

What da fuck did I do now ??


Hank D Pithy crapola shit fuck piss

Hey , Excuse me. I just felt a need to wax philosophical.

Hank??? You sure thats you Push?
pretty elaborate words dude...
((o;

Steve, I really don't think Mike AI is making a "personal" attack....



DadFold Feeling Good Billy Ray

Vick said:

Ever notice they both wear red suits and you never wee them both in the same place at the same time?


====================================

Steve Sweet starts posting on Oprano and now we get pissing puns???

I would never wee on Santa or Satan. I don't like playing with fire and being a jew, all you goyem give me nice gifts at xmas.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

Damn posting went NUTS....
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thank Pushrod!

he and his pithy...
;-))
Serge

Damn posting went NUTS....

Steve, how do you get those girls to let you pee into their mouths anyway? I mean I know you are an industry leader and all, but how do you do it??


Mike AI

Oh Serge, you're such a gentleman.

Gag, Barf, puke, retch
Hank D Pithy crapola shit fuck piss

hank,

""What the hell is one note webmastering ??
Is that like amputee goat sex ??""

No.amputee goat sex,requires some talent ;))
Nick Re:The movie sucked

You hear that Tonda, you owe him dinner !
Hank D
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Tonda owes me NOTHING,
I love that girl and when I am in love....
;-)))
Serge

>>> Is that like amputee goat sex ??

LMAO! For some. :-)))

Dravyk you can get there from here

Electro shock could fix that you know.

And I still talk to him, lol
Hank D

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you see, Steve Sweet,
THAT is witty, while yours is just plain DUMB
;-(((


don't worry, we'll make a witty comebacker out of you one day...
;-))

Serge

Webfather, I'd welcome it eagerly, at least it would be a buzz :)
Hank D Pithy crapola shit fuck piss

'for the record and those of us who take Vitamin E daily:

YOU OWE ME DINNER, PRICK! '

You hear that Tonda, you owe him dinner !
Hank D Pithy crapola shit fuck piss

Satan is really just an amalgam of Santa
Ever notice they both wear red suits and you never wee them both in the same place at the same time?


Welcome back Mutt


Vick I don't give a damn about apathy

Serge,

The difference between me and dig?

He means it ;))
Nick

What the hell is one note webmastering ??
Is that like amputee goat sex ??
Hank D Pithy crapola shit fuck piss

And I still talk to him, lol
Hank D
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for the record and those of us who take Vitamin E daily:

YOU OWE ME DINNER, PRICK!
;-)))
Serge

Trust me Tonda, I know who I'm dealing with, lol !!
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Electro shock could fix that you know.

:-))

Webfather

I just want to be loved :))


Satanatilynx
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don't follow into Dig's footsteps
;-))
Serge

Trust me Tonda, I know who I'm dealing with, lol !!

And I still talk to him, lol
Hank D Pithy crapola shit fuck piss

Drav - ""I'll leave the one-note webmastering to others. :-) ""

BURN!~!~!!@!@

;)))
Nick

'
Hank D Pithy crapola shit fuck piss
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if it wasn't for HankD signature,
I'd be sure that was Pushrod! we all knew and loved!!! "

Hey , Excuse me. I just felt a need to wax philosophical.
Hank D Pithy crapola shit fuck piss

I just read the Mouths of Morons page.

You mean to tell me that Serge ahs never posted anything that would make that page ??
----------------------
Serge a moron? You must not know who you are dealing with.

Check out the pearls page. You will see why Serge is not on the Mouth of Morons page.

Where is my girlie RRRed?
Tonda Want a deal? Ask me.

>>> Zip it.Lets leave the past,in the past,Drav ;))

LOL! What? No round of singing "Glory Days"?? No sweat!! :-)

I'm MUCH more interested in the future than the past, Nick. I'll leave the one-note webmastering to others. :-)

Dravyk you can get there from here

I'm very misunderstood :(
I just want to be loved :))


Satanatilynx

Hank D Pithy crapola shit fuck piss
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if it wasn't for HankD signature,
I'd be sure that was Pushrod! we all knew and loved!!!
;-)))
Serge

Colin, I think "it" was waiting for him!!!


Dravyk you can get there from here

Hmm, sharp today colin, huh ?? Smoke another one :)
Hank D Pithy crapola shit fuck piss

Dravyk - ""Personal Porn, hmm, I've heard that name before somewhere. :-))))""

Zip it.Lets leave the past,in the past,Drav ;))

Colin,
Please pay attention,and stop slouching ;))
Nick

Serge where do you find this stuff.. haha..
Martin
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that was a gift from Lisa from
http://pornmegabucks.com
;-)))
Serge