GTAIII is cool, hard though.
MaxPayne was a blast.

Cyberglide, I fell for
that already.
:-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Im afraid GTA would be same thing!


+++++++
I's great for blowing off steam and relieving stress
8-)
Runk Gay Traffic? Give it Up!

anyone hosted on likewhoa, have a problem right now?
Meni (The Golden Tongue) Jill Kelly proggie is smokin'

Cleo,

Dont be jelous dear, You
can have him. :-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Chris, try Max Payne ...
you'll curse all video games ;-))

Timon

Thanks Cyberglide, now I can skip my cup of coffee ;-))

Timon

Im too afraid to open Grand Theft Auto.. still have it sealed..

I remember when I started playing Half Life.. man was that a waste of time!!

Im afraid GTA would be same thing!


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no, Voodoo,
I find walking on the beach without holding your hand as a drag...when are you coming back, my love?
******************************
Serge
Damn, I'm going to get jealous, and I just bought the extra large strap-on with your name on it Serge. That is the problem with bisexuals, they always in the end prefer their own sex.

Cleo_LinkUP (traffictarian)

good morning oprano,

Click on the site, it will say it's done, but it really isn't, just have to wait a few seconds. When the picture comes up, look at the windows and see if you can find out what's wrong.


http://home.attbi.com/~n9ivo/whatswrong.swf

;-))
Cybrglide

still living in your dream
*******************************

you might say that at times
;-)))


Serge

Colin on good days you've actually said..
" I'm doing very well for an idiot. "

me too!
Meni (The Golden Tongue) Jill Kelly proggie is smokin'

no, Voodoo,
I find walking on the beach without holding your hand as a drag...when are you coming back, my love?
******************************
Serge Serge Serge,

still living in your dream
world I see.
:-)
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Mike,
That's 'magnate', not 'magnet'.<Grin>

Colin, you forgot the above...
Torone

I told my friend Ray 'bout GTA3..
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

=)
When you cap people make sure you get the pimps...they carry alot of cash!
MrCash

You never seen this picture of me?

http://www.funfolly.com/g/hats/hduc2jhd.gif

Timon

Timon, Prove it!
Colin Got Exit Traffic? Try this!

If they had a Joker in Lego then that would be me ;-)

Timon

Timon,
when I read that,
I closed pusi.com board right away!

I don't wanna miss you!
;-)))
Serge

Mr. Cash,
I told my friend Ray 'bout GTA3..
he's been doin' "drive by's and
cappin' people for about 3 hours now! 8-O

(double cleff rules)
LOL
Runk Got Gay Traffic?

I already have a stupid yellow smiley face ;-))

Timon

Oh, don't worry. we're gonna replace YOUR face with a stupid yellow smiley picture.

"A board that will replace my beloved ;-) with some stupid yellow smiley picture is a board that will not see
my face too often... "
Colin Replacing Timon's Face. TGP2.COM

Although those pictures are handy when rating
people on pusi.com ;-))

Timon

A board that will replace my beloved ;-) with some
stupid yellow smiley picture is a board that will not see
my face too often...

Timon

Colin,
Imy favorite is DILLIGAF
(Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck)

8-O
Runk Got Gay Traffic?

no, Voodoo,
I find walking on the beach without holding your hand as a drag...when are you coming back, my love?
;-)))
Serge

We need new net standards ...

I hate

lol
;)
:)

Fortunately, lol seems to be waning.

In real-life I am very expressive so I end up using too many ;)'s and :)'s.

I like the new emoticons like the ones we have at tgp2.com
http://www.tgp2.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=7&t=000056

It would be cool if browsers included these as a standard.
Colin Emoticons Examples for Oprano Peeps

Heh. I guess I am!
Colin Monday, Tuesday, Happy Days.

Colin:

"On bad days I speak this one:

http://www.oprano.com/morons.html"

Timon

???

-----------

SO TODAY YOU ARE HAVING A BAD DAY!!??


Colin Monday, Tuesday, Happy Days.

Serge,

Have you already biked to the
ocean and back?
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

You don't run any TGPs, do you?
*******************************
SO TODAY YOU ARE HAVING A BAD DAY!!??
Timon

I will!

"Colin,
ask Colin! "
Colin Why is it that the things I really want to know aren't on the net?

why is is that the things I REALLY want to know don't exist on the net?

**********************

Colin,
ask Colin!
;-))
Serge

Timon,

You don't run any TGPs, do you?
Colin I think 4 Free Bucks, therefore it is.

Fuck, why is is that the things I REALLY want to know don't exist on the net?
Colin I think 4 Free Bucks, therefore it is.

Serge,

On good days I speak this language:

http://www.oprano.com/pearls.html

On bad days I speak this one:

http://www.oprano.com/morons.html
Colin 4 Free Bucks. Simple Language.

Serge, it's called HTML

Timon

Timon, Colin,
what language do you speak?
Serge

&fuckoff;

Nope... they don't work ;-)

Timon

Guess not. ;)
Colin 4 Free $Bucks

Do ISO entities work on the board?

&hearts;

Colin 4 Free $Bucks

Remember HTML?
Colin 4 Free $Bucks

I think the Net will need more than divine intervention
to remain the way it is after May 1st ;-))

Timon

I am launching a new mega revenue program April 1st and x-it2 on May 1st.... ;-)
******************************

God, save the Internet!
;-)))

Serge

KC,

When you headed to Vegas?


Casinos are gonna be packed this weekend.. SWEET 16!


chris/pornoman All Adult Design.. Now Taking New Orders :)

Serge,

In line with yesterday's Pearl:

"Find demand, find how to fulfill it with other people efforts and you have it made." - Serge

I have this from 1999:

"THEME: Motivate them to send you hits

At various times, we have seen some very innovative ideas that took the adult web by storm: link sites, the webmaster program, Top 50 lists, The ABC console, Thumb-posts. Each of these had one common element and I believe this element will be at the core of many future innovations. That is, other webmasters are motivated to send you traffic for selfish gain.

Within each innovative category, there are rules that govern which will be most popular."

... it goes on .. the rest is here:

http://www.buildinganempire.com/

Colin Timeless truths, deals gone sour, and Serge too!

Really? The whole board is in Verdana in my browser... looks like Netpond :-((

"Any new projects?"

I am launching a new mega revenue program April 1st and x-it2 on May 1st.... ;-)

Timon

"Is there something wrong with my browser or did someone
really replace that kick ass old school Times New Roman
font with this ugly cyber punk verdana font????? "

I think something is up with your eyes! It looks normal to me. :)

Timon - What are you up to these days anyway?? Any new projects?


KC http://www.paycounter.com

Is there something wrong with my browser or did someone
really replace that kick ass old school Times New Roman
font with this ugly cyber punk verdana font?????

It is hurting my eyes :-(((((((

Timon

Senor Muttverez the chicklet magnet of Tijuana!!
**********************
Are you saying they take Canadian dollars in Tijuana???

Timon

You got Mexicans in the basement, we got Cubans in the trees. Welcome to MIA.

Miami, learn to speak Spanish or get the hell out of this town. Like it or not they got a lock on this place. I am going to get some Cuban coffee. Next best thing to the Jose Blanco....

Da Producer
The Producer SoBeCams - The Feed with T1 Speed - Only 99 Bucks

Senor Muttverez the chicklet magnet of Tijuana!!

I can see it now...


Mike AI Great content for you....

He broke his computer here too..

He is selling gum in Tijuana to get enough pesos to buy a computer from dell.mex..

chris/pornoman All Adult Design.. Now Taking New Orders :)

Can Senior Muttverez speak spanish?
Mike AI Great content for you....

Actually Mike,

I have mutt in the basement he is in charge.


chris/pornoman All Adult Design.. Now Taking New Orders :)

Chris - Mutt should be online today ( Tuesday.

BTW http://alladultdesign.com looks very nice. Glad you finally got those mexicans in your basement busy!


Mike AI Great content for you....

I hear rumor Mutt was drafted into the Canadian Army.

Anyone confirm this?

Tell Mikeai to send one of those 19 computers he was bragging about to Mutt to get our contest up to date!


hahaha..

On a serious note..
http://alladultdesign.com
Feedback on the new site appreciated!
Its all flash.. If anyone has any browser issues please let me know..
chris/pornoman All Adult Design.. Now Taking New Orders :)

FREE blowjob SAMPLES FOR ALL WEBMASTERS!!

I Vottorio, fag spammer is offering FREE dick sucking of ALL webmasters. Stop on by and fuck my dad up the ass and watch any of the videos of me an my sister jacking off the family bull.
Create your own fantasy of me and my family being your bukkake models. Tease your current member with me, and my gaping ass.

Vittorio FREE blowjobs FOR ALL WEBMASTERS!!

And to that I'd add:

Act cool and casual, don't act too interested, don't act like a horndog...
don't act like a customer who needs to pay chicks to sit on his lap...

Most importantly: go for a phone number rather than trying to make her commit to a date...
after that call her a few times just to ask how she's doing...

But if you're old fat and ugly better save yourself the effort and just buy a lapdance ;-))

Timon

hee hee
don't buy any dances off her
buy her drinks
make her laugh
dress nice
smell good
and i hope you are good looking
go tanning
work out
and check out other dancers in front of her
and you got a shot at her
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

There is only one Meni, thank god! ;)


Ulfie Mr. Cash doesn't know basketball, but he knows how to sell porn

oh great, just what the world needs, another meni!!!!
cj (vaginator) home of the $70 signups

Thanks bro!
Martin SB.Com

Martin,

hahaha askmeni.com
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Anybody know where Meni's site is that teaches you how to date a stripper? Need some tips..

=))
Martin SB.Com

Makes me want to get a haircut ;-)
I just can't decide which one





Vick What would Sid Vicious do if he were here right now? WWSD?

No, still having probs.
Looks like Im going to
have to format and reload
everything.
:-((
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

anybody got any news to share today?
*****
I went grocery shopping

Cleo (bio hazard)

SykkBoy don;t dread bills, pay them off easily by sending your traffic here
Mon, 18 Mar 2002 07:55:55 - IP: 24.234.23.136 - Post # 66423
----

ok, enough of the dread puns sykk!! hair looks awesome!

anybody got any news to share today?

cj (vaginator) home of the $70 signups

Or maybe because they thought you were Mr. Cleo and had a big bank roll. ;)


Ulfie Mr. Cash doesn't know basketball, by he knows how to sell porn

Well I sure hope(hoop) it turns up! :-))))

Who you like Mikey?
joee

Ulfie, thank goodness ;)

but I did get majorly hit on by the girls at the strip club...but I think they thought I was the dude from POD
SykkBoy wanted: dread or alive

did you fix your hard drive?
Serge

Serge,

Im fearless, for the most part,
but yeah, a russian in a black
mercedes scares the fuck outta
me. :-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Voodoo,
you are just affraid of "brighton" husbands
;-))

Serge

Sykk, I hate to break it to you but you don't look like Bob Marley. Sorry. ;)


Ulfie Get paid for free signups by Mr. Cash

Serge,

Maybe, but Im not one to
come between someones
marriage, and if I taught
her how to eat shwarma, hehe
she would not bother with her
husband anymore.
:-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

ok, here we go, by popular demand...my dreads
http://www.gothicsex.com/brick/index.html (yes, it's a webcam capture, better quality image coming soon, gotta let the dreads poof and soften :)))
SykkBoy don;t dread bills, pay them off easily by sending your traffic here

Well, the fine little russian
girl I had my eye on turned
out to be married.
*****************************

so?

you still can teach her "English" and how to eat "shwarma" properly
;-)))
Serge =================>>>

hahahaha,

Well, the fine little russian
girl I had my eye on turned
out to be married.
Off to Brighton Beach I guess.
:-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Voodoo,
I always knew that NY will make a man out of you
;-))

eat 'em all!
;-))
Serge =================>>>

whatever!!!

:-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

BTW, it's Shwarma and not Shavarma
;-))
Serge =================>>>

Im eating a Shavarma!
*****************************

yeah, I know, it's how they call pussy in Hebrew
;-)))
Serge

I wonder how long till
Serge breaks down and buys
one.
***********************

nevaaahhh!!!
Serge

When I lived in San Francisco there was a club down in the Folsom district where the guys would sometimes take turns fucking a pig on the dance floor. First time I saw that I was high as hell on crank and just about freaked out.

Cleo (bio hazard)

Send Mutt to kinkos to get on a computer..

I hate looking at old standings!


chris/pornoman

I actually saw someone fuck a chicken online the other day, did you know that yuo could really fuck a chicken?

---

first ever porno i saw was a guy fucking a chicken ... i had nightmares the rest of my growing up where i would hear the chicken 'buck ba daaaa daaaaak'. its pretty fucked up what some people will do to get off.

cj (vaginator) home of the $70 signups

Serge, my eating habits, or
lack there of, are starting
to fade. Right now, as I
type, Im eating a Shavarma!
:-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

MikeAI,

I understand, and thats a nice
laptop to, even has a built in
camera I believe.
hmmm, I wonder how long till
Serge breaks down and buys
one.
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Nick, Anthony,
can you give me a call?
Serge

I'll take that =0))
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JoeE - Mutt lost his computer. He will be up and rocking by tommorow an will have picks ready to go!


Mike AI Innovative concepts in processing - and NOT kp!

mutt- where is the new pick sheet please......
joee

I, like everyone else here, hope they fry the asses of those KP animals; but I will go further...I hope they get the people who made the stuff, and fry their asses for real. They can't be cured, so we should be permanently rid of them.
***********
damned right - I totally agree
Runk Gay Traffic? Give it Up!

They can't be cured, so we should be permanently rid of them.
*********
Just remove their sex organs and limbs...

Cleo_LinkUP (traffictarian)

Serge,
By 'PETA', I hope you mean 'People Eating Tasty Animals'. The other one is linked to a terrorist organization.

I, like everyone else here, hope they fry the asses of those KP animals; but I will go further...I hope they get the people who made the stuff, and fry their asses for real. They can't be cured, so we should be permanently rid of them.
Torone

HAHA Good point voodooman, thing is sometimes I do not want people traveling with me.

For instance, end of May and most of June I am going to spend driving up and down the California coast with my fiance. So I would like a petite laptop - so I can do the basics. Check e-mail, check Oprano, check stats, stay in touch with office, etc...

I am liking this one... Sony:

http://www.dynamism.com/c1mrx/specs.shtml


Mike AI Innovative concepts in processing - and NOT kp!

MikeAI,

why dont you just get the biggest,
baddest laptop made, and pay someone to lug it around for you???
:-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)