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sharpie

i feel a bit bad about the default picks, there are some people who will do pretty good with them. But it was such a short period of time, on a Saturday, that i thought it best to keep people in the game. Should have given them all favorites. Wake Forest is looking good right now to pull another upset against Oregon.

mutt

ok you can be Half Pint.

Who gets to be Nellie Olsen?
mutt

rofl mutt Melissa Gilbert is my idol. At least the prairie had a normal fireplace
RRRED hmm WHO would like to earn upsells to Join4free FROM Gold?

Bone jeesh ;)

I did move to a fairly busy neighborhood just in case of any "dumb girl" type emergencies but yeah the pellet stove sucks ass. Both my fireplaces give no heat but it's usually not a big deal when the heater works.

I'm definately ready for the off and on snow bull to stop now. Time for spring already.
RRRED hmm WHO would like to earn upsells to Join4free FROM Gold?

Geesh... tied for 93rd. Think I should have just let Mutt do defaults. Probably would have come out better. Eieny meanie mo, isn't working too well...hahaha But at least I am in good company down there at the bottom.

Sharpie Early Birds are here

i'm getting a Melissa Gilbert Little House on the Prairie vibe from Rrred. Or Dr.Quinn, Medicine Woman.
mutt

pellet stove? You live in the country? How close is your closest neigbor?
mutt

RRRED IS HOT!
Boneprone Approved
BONEPRONE Boneprone Family

haha mutt yeah but it was frigging freezing so I took the chance. That wasn't nearly as dangerous as trying to start up my pellet stove with napkins and a can of hairspray though. It took me forever but finally got it to work.
RRRED hmm WHO would like to earn upsells to Join4free FROM Gold?

you're right Boneprone. i think alot of the people got the upsets by default. I did them randomly. Not everybody got the same default picks.

mutt

Todd, you should move 2 hours away to Beaverton!

I think it takes that long to get there now days from where you live!
BONEPRONE Boneprone Family

sounds nice Todd. I LOVE snow!
Worst winter in my life. Almost no snow.

Rrred u used your car for heat? Be careful, carbon monoxide is dangerous.
mutt

IF Todd goes further North he's not gunna get any less rain!
BONEPRONE Boneprone Family

how many of those people picked those teams themselves, and how many had them picked as default pics for pulling a no show?

I cant believe in Kent State! Damn.
And I cant believe that many of us would pick em.
BONEPRONE Boneprone Family

North Todd?
RRRED Obnoxious Greedy and a waste of time :)

43 people took Missouri.
59 people took Kent State.

hey Serge almost had the upset of the tournament, he took Notre Dame. Came close.
mutt

Mutt,

sure I love portland, but moving 2 hours away to bend, or.

less rain, more sun, great snow:))

sextoyking

did any of you pick Kent State today?
Or Missouri?

BONEPRONE Boneprone Family

Most fucked/surreal spam of the day
Got spammed for a free membership to a bestiality site
The wrap around sale there
Prechecked box saying

Yes I want to be a guaranteed winner of CASH and get daily chances to win $10 million from GroupLotto, Rewards Depot and other offers from our partners via email.

Didn't go any further than that but wonder who owns what and who knows what who is doing

Vick No matter how much you beat a dead horse, it will never rise to the occasion

hehe Just when I start to get bored with the same ole emails I run across inspirational comments that makes me love my job so much

"NO WAY TO EXIT...I FIND THAT THE MOST OBNOXIOUS GREEDY WASTING OF TIME BOTH
WAYS ANY WEBMASTER CAN PULL TO THE UNSUSPECTING PUBLIC.....WILL REPORT AND
GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

hehehehehe....

Anyhow, Forest I didn't want you to think I forgot you or anything. My fucking heat went out last night so I was back and forth from the garage starting the car all night. eesh anyway I'll be around off and on throughout the day and evening if you want to hit me up on icq. I don't have your contact on the new list here...

RRRED Obnoxious Greedy and a waste of time :)

OK HERE WE GO!!!
The Oregon Ducks are starting their game with Wake Forest!

This should be a killing!
GOOOOO DUCKS!
BONEPRONE Boneprone Family

what Todd? I thought you loved Portland. Where are moving to?
mutt

the way Kent St is kicking Bama's ass they might be more than a Cinderella team.

Looking forward to Cincinatti/UCLA. I hate Cincinatti. Not that I know much, just don't like Huggins the coach, he recruits thugs, has the worst record when it comes to graduating students.
mutt

Hi Mutt,

just busy getting stuff setup in the new city, moving and stuff is a bitch:))
sextoyking

DanTheMan will not be happy about Bama losing...

Kent State the new cinderella?
Mike AI From high above downtown, making sure your domains are being taken care of!

A dangerous proposition at best.
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really???

I liked it alot! and I'll do it again gladly
;-))
Serge

hey Todd where ya been?

http://www.webinc.com
Professional Web Design At Economy Prices!
http://www.naughtyglass.com/money
Glass sex toys are HOT!

Both sponsors of National Net's March Madness Mania Contest!

Two more upsets this afternoon. Kent St looking to take down #2 seed Alabama.
Underdog Missouri DESTROYS Ohio State.

should make for an interesting Leaderboard tonight in the contest.

mutt

Serge,
now I understand. Jim dragged me out on the waverunners today.
A dangerous proposition at best.
8-0
runk Got Gay Traffic?

serge,

cyber-synergism.com
pornholio.net

ask him what's the most important things he wants in the plugin, live content, photos or video.

mutt

I stumbled on it from the spam I got today....
what a fucking fuckers!

russians, ukranians...seems like they found finally their niche in the export markets.

what a fucking shame!
Serge

True Serge, that is the billcards people, and a few others. I do not understand how they stay in business. I figure the feds would be crawling up their asses...

But of course the Federal Gov't is spending all of its time processing VISA papers for dead terrorists to stay in the country...

Mike AI From high above downtown, making sure your domains are being taken care of!

Serge that is great points, ibill and ccbill are definately rock bottom processors.
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no, they are not, there is a layer lower than them:
BONA FIDE CHILD PORN processors,
that takes presedence over beastiality
Serge

Blondy,
I know you, but I don't know them..
I'll wait for JMM, Chris, Brad
and other folks I know to get in touch before I recomend the entety I don't know
Serge

Serge that is great points, ibill and ccbill are definately rock bottom processors. They are heading down in a big way.

Jettis has the momentum of of a new company, run by very bright, well educated, men of principal. These men also have a lot of experience in the business, and understand the issues that effect us.

Then Epoch, after taking a stumble, and languishing has risen like a Phoenix! They are rolling out new, agressive innovations EVERY WEEK! Look around at how many large players are moving over there!

Neither of these companies deal with any of the nasty stuff - the beasty, the kiddie, or anything that could bring heat on the industry, OR could cause them to loss their merchant account.

Wonder what would happen with ibill and ccbill if VISA yanked their merchant account for processing for kp?

Mike AI From high above downtown, making sure your domains are being taken care of!

Afternoon all,

how's it going??
sextoyking

Hey ya Serge,
what about http://content.xxxdatabase.com/ ?

cheers

Blondy

friend of mine is looking for content plug ins which are
similar stuff to what was once known as I GALLERY 12 Pack.
I.e. a big content plugin with everything in it from videos to Vavoom.
Also same with Gays.

if you have it and I know you or heard of you,
please contact me via
serge @ oprano . com
Serge

Serge, I have a fresh victim for you this morning. http://www.nude-teens.com/ That fella spammed me this morning with his pedophile site which also has stolen pics and he uses IBILL :-)) Nanananana :p
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inadvertantly,
the fraze coined by Robert Mooney in 1997
comes to mind:
"Doing business at the bottom of the barrel"

I guess iBill and CCbill,
after losing business of big guys,
now scraping it real hard to stay afloat.

While Jettis getting market share and became the processor of choice of the biggest sites around,
and Epoch innovates to save this industry,
there are processors out there who'd fuck their own dogs for a buck.

here are my Bottom 2 from
"the bottom of the barrel":

Registrant:
xValidate International LLC
400 7th St. NW, Suit101
Washington, DC 20004
US
Child porn processor

Registrant:
Leforest LTD.
5 Avenue
New York, NY 11226
US
Child Porn processor
Serge

yup it's tough to knock out a champion, they don't fall easy. Duke survived. Won't be easy for them to win another championship.

64% of the people in the contest got their picks in for 2nd round. The rest got random default picks.

I don't know who i'm pulling for. Maybe UCLA, i was a big fan as a kid of theirs.
mutt

Duke has skill, depth, experience and great coaching.

ND did put up a good fight!

Mike AI

shit. Notre Dame choked down the stretch.

mutt

Duke got LUCKY!!

TheEnforcer Making Bank

HOLY SHIT!

DUKE AND NOTRE DAME TIES AT 73-73, two minutes left!

love it love it love it. DIE DUKE DIE!

GO IRISH!!!
mutt

Damn.. THIS is why March Madness is so great!! DAMN good game between Notre Dame and Duke!

TheEnforcer Making Bank

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Wanna Be The First Kid On The Block To Own A CryptoPorn Flick?

Sykkboy might be interested in that one. Somebody dumped 30,000 into a cypherpunk hardcore porn flick which they're now auctioning off the rights to. Guess it must suck but the top bid so far is only $2.75. Maybe u can reshoot some scenes Sykk and make a cult flick out of it.

http://www.opranoplus.com

mutt

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!

I was deleting this fucking lop.com that was put on my computer by something else
I downloaded, and now all
my program files are GONE,
from my d: drive. WTF???
Nothing in my recycle bin
either.
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Is it bad to have sex with your ex-wife? I don't know what I should do. Help....
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Isn't that what exs are for?

Cleo (bio hazard) Naked angels having sex with god

Ulfie,
What about me? I'm a 10!
Torone
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That just proves that Todd hasn't voted yet. ;)

Ulfie

Morning Opranuats...
the BuildPage Boyz dragged me off to the TallyHo last night...I had to go against my own steadfast rule of never shoot a stripper, but the one we brought home with us had amazing tats and piercings and was cordial and did as she was asked in front of the camera...I still hate the idea of shooting strippers as they are unreliable and flaky....but I love exceptions to the rule ;))

Mike, the respect is mutual. I realize when the government comes for "us" we'll get lumped in..but we already are...even if all the beasty stuff disppeared over night, most people I meet that learn I own adult sites, first question will still be "oh, you do the animal stuff?". I run my business based upon what my underpaid lawyer says. I keep myself clean and stay vigilant to keep my own company clean.

I loved the quote on this board about husbands quietly going to their computers after the airing of the porn special on PBS ;))) it's the taboo aspect that keeps us in business...If only I could produce the stuff Rob Black does and sleep well at night.... ;))))
SykkBoy

Damn! I forgot...I'm old and I forgot what I'm a 10 AT!:)))
Torone

Well damn.. I picked two #1 seed upsets this round but Duke wasn't one of them. Still think Duke will pull it out but this is shaping up to be one hell of a game!!

TheEnforcer Making Bank

Ulfie,
What about me? I'm a 10!
Torone

I ain't had my ass kissed lately...Kicked, yes, kissed, no.

Besides, all anyone would get from kissing my ass would be a brown nose, LOL.
Torone

Serge was that all done on Joe Hollers board......

Yea I tried real hard with Rick....get him to step up and be a leader...just wasnt in the blood ..I had to play peace maker between him and RB at times.
JohnIP Im friends with Mr Fold...

JohnIP,
by the time YBOT opened up, the original COTAC was 2 months dead
;-))
and was figting among themselves
;-))

yeap, I remember you and RB telling Kid Slick to get out from the clouds
;-))
Serge

Serge I was in on the tail end of the Deb wars...wasnt my fight.

...and I think I was too busy stiring shit up on the ynot member board to do Cotac...that was a pretty good war remember....just Becuz;)
JohnIP Im freinds with Mr Fold...

Round 2 selection period is over.
Don't worry if you missed out, you'll get default picks.

Cactus Butt whacha mean you don't like the design of the contest?
Most NCAA Tournament office pools you fill out a complete bracket sheet and that's it. If the teams you pick to go to the Final Four get bounced early you're outta the contest. This way people are in the contest a lot longer, keeps interest up.

I bet Jenna gets a call from Fox about Celebrity Boxing. Tough to find female celebs to take part in that. Jenna vs another pornstar would draw some big ratings. Who could she fight? Not sure if any other pornstar has a big enough name ......... Jenna vs Ron Jeremy...hahahha....that would work. She could do the rope a dope, he'd pass out after throwing 3 punches.

Ok there's your idea for today, Pornstar Celebrity Boxing live on the Net. Luke Ford vs Gene Ross. Paul Fishbein vs Meni. Jenna vs Janine Lindenmuller. Lexington Steele vs Sean Michaels.

mutt

Active in this Biz since 96'!!!
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...and which side were you on during the "deb wars"?

with janey?

I don't recall you being one of COTAC supporters
;-))
Serge

OWW..ouch..OWWW..my ribs are sore from all the stick pokin in here yesterday;))

Thought Id add this to the Gumbo this morning for those that havent already seen them...

http://www.sparklet.com/~royce/trams/KnowJackSchitt.swf

http://www.zooass.com/games/honeybear/honeybear_demo.shtml

Pk Hun I think thats a record for you in one day posts yesterday;))
JohnIP Active in this Biz since 96'!!!

Zebra...

Either Torone, Vick or Sykk.... ;-)

Timon

Guys, what is the telnet command to change FTP passward?
Serge

OK - Whose ass has Serge been kissing to get moved up to 8?
Zebra Insite Adult - Some of us are mean..some of us are nice

Holy shit! Now I know why I'm poor, people think I'm nice. Fuck you all!

http://pusi.com/main.php

Ulfie

Just got my picks in for the bball pickem. Almost forgot it closes at noon today! Thanks tuffruff for reminding me.

Ulfie
..............................

no problem buddy just remember you owe me half if you win:)
tuffruff Pornmeup

Just got my picks in for the bball pickem. Almost forgot it closes at noon today! Thanks tuffruff for reminding me.

Ulfie

Is it bad to have sex with your ex-wife? I don't know what I should do. Help....

The Producer
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join the crowd!
;-)))

Serge

Serge had sex with SoBe's ex-wife too?? Who else is in this 'crowd'??

Monk

Good morning everyone.
Serge, I have a fresh victim for you this morning. http://www.nude-teens.com/ That fella spammed me this morning with his pedophile site which also has stolen pics and he uses IBILL :-)) Nanananana :p

BTW, I sent a question into Colin this week. I think it was a pretty good one too ! Will he mail me if he can answer it or do I have to check his section daily ?
Sleepy It is not necessary for eagles to be crows.

Bad sex is better than no sex.... unless it's expensive...

Timon
Sat, 16 Mar 2002 07:27:08 - IP: 66.181.168.115 - Post # 65929
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Isnt it Always Expensive

Us Men usually end up paying for it in one way or another

;)
Forest If Brad has one Shouldnt YOU???

Bad sex is better than no sex.... unless it's expensive...

Timon

Sex is only bad when it is bad sex ;-)

Timon
Sat, 16 Mar 2002 07:04:48 - IP: 66.181.168.115 - Post # 6
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and even then its not ALL bad
;)
Forest Dont be a Playa Hater..Own and BRAND your own Eraser and Be a PLAYER

Is it bad to have sex with your ex-wife? I don't know what I should do. Help....

The Producer
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join the crowd!
;-)))

Serge (GET A PIECE OF THE ROCK!)

Sex is only bad when it is bad sex ;-)

Timon

Is it bad to have sex with your ex-wife? I don't know what I should do. Help....

The Producer
The Producer SoBeCams - The Feed with T1 Speed - Only 99 Bucks

i missed that. Anything interesting Slav? I bet that Danni Ashe managed to get her puss on it. Anybody else we know? Forest? Confucy?

mutt
Fri, 15 Mar 2002 11:42:07 - IP: 24.112.37.86 - Post # 65894
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Mutt
Ive done My time in front of the Camera

MSNBC
CNBC
UniVision (spanish TV)
Permier Impactico (spanish TV)
E!(Howard Stern)
Local tv in
SFO
NYC
Miami
Tampa
Chicago
Denver
Dallas
Over 100 radio shows nationaly

I tired of the spotlight
Behind the scene is much easier

;)
Forest Dont be a Playa Hater..Own and BRAND your own Eraser and Be a PLAYER

Meni

They said they can not keep the shelves stocked with her action figure

Gooo JJ
;)
Forest Dont be a Playa Hater..Own and BRAND your own Eraser and Be a PLAYER

Forest dude, we get more calls for jj to do mainstream work than adult.
She's blowing up big time

Meni (The Golden Tongue) Jill Kelly Cash, converting better than...

yes jj was there

she looked GREAT

hits should be Increasing to your sites

;)
Forest Dont be a Playa Hater..Own and BRAND your own Eraser and Be a PLAYER

forest, was jj on it at all?
Meni (The Golden Tongue) Jill Kelly Cash, converting better than...

Niteline was a joke last night

Forest Dont be a Playa Hater..Own and BRAND your own Eraser and Be a PLAYER

Something like one fifth of all the people who have ever lived are alive today. The odds of being one of the people to witness doomsday are highest when there is the largest number of witnesses around� so now is not such an improbable time.
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Great site Torone... I vote for number 12... but number 20 would be pretty cool too imho!

Optional :-|

Stop worrying! Be happy! You never know...

http://www.discover.com/oct_00/featworld.html

Torone

Well I do have a weakspot for Asian girls...
that's all I am allowed to say ;-))

Timon

so that's a pretty stupid question...
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C'mon Timon.. it's not that stupid... looks like you might have given her some of that fine lovin' in secret maybe? ;-)

Optional ;-)

Morning folks!

mutt - I just entered mine and my wife's pick for the secound round, but I couldn't remember which emaill address I used for hers. I know the username was Mrs. CactusButt, but it won't be screwed up if I fudged up the email, will it?

Gotta say this...I am REAL glad about the way the pool is designed whereas you are always still eligible for all the points in the later rounds...I had Fla. and Texas Tech going alot further...Don't really like the design...but based on the way things have worked out, I AM glad!

Any particualr reason it was designed like this? I have played ALOT of NCAA pools, never one setup this way.

CactusButt

what was the trick to get that 10 Timon?
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Well it is common knowledge that I am the nicest person in the
industry (modest too) so that's a pretty stupid question...

Timon

Oh shit ... this is like areal time "how much Confucy hates people meter" isnt it? :))

Wow Im up to a 7 .. this is fun... what was the trick to get that 10 Timon?
>:)
Optional Raising the ranks to 7th heaven

You just love being a perfect 10 Timon... go on say it!
Optional Im just a sexy little 6

I am surprised by FM's ratings? Why is he always
misunderstood by everyone?? ;-)

Timon

Hey R3K... I still cant work out wtf these ratings are (although I did realize it aint the hoops leaderboard!) any idea what did I do to deserve to go from a 9 to a 3 then back up to a 6?

And if Colin says 6 is good thats just fine by me... he knows the score most times ;)

Optional Im just a sexy little 6

Anyone surprised by their rating(s)?
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I Am!! I'm very disappointed..

;-))
R3K

if anyone has every questioned the crucial needs in a company for good management structure, systems and processes...

remind yourself that McDonalds Corporation is a multi-national, multi-billion dollar company and one of the single largest holders of real estate on the planet...

yet ran almost entirely by socially inept teenagers.

JR

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