"Borders are not sacrosanct. The House of Saud is not Royal, merely nomads who found a sugar daddy. There's no good reason why every time you fill your SUV you should be helping fund some toxic madrassah. In this instance, destabilization is our friend"
Mike AI
Tue, 05 Mar - 15:13:40 204.251.2.190 Post #: 62900
Tue, 05 Mar - 14:45:47 12.224.183.110 Post #: 62898
Todd, I got my dildos, I'm going to be busy for awhile:))
Sabby:)
Sabrina
Tue, 05 Mar - 14:40:53 207.34.94.239 Post #: 62897
Jmm,
It's a pleasure to take care of all the ladies, especially the hot babes:))
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How about it Todd? Can I ask you to find a special place in your heart and send this hot babe a well stocked care package to get her through the lonely nights that are ahead? sextoyking30% commissions on all sextoy sales!
Tue, 05 Mar - 14:30:37 12.224.183.110 Post #: 62896
Guys, there is a difference between "perky" tits and flat tits!!
Very good article about or "friends" in Saudi Arabia...
http://www.nationalpost.com/commentary/columnists/story.html?f=/stories/20020304/226809.html
Mike AI Best place to auction off your domains, or buy some ones elses!
Tue, 05 Mar 2002 01:55:45 - IP: 63.100.104.31 - Post # 62884
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"for Americans to argue that the Saudis are our allies in the war on terrorism is like Ron Goldman joining O.J. in his search for the real killers."
"Ah, those religious tensions'll kill you every time. Is there a Preparation H for religious tension? Or an extra-strength Tylenol, in case you feel a sudden attack coming on? I haven't looked out the San Jose Mercury News for September 12th but I'm assuming the front page read "Religious Tensions Kill 3,000 In New York," a particularly bad outbreak."
This guy should do stand up ;-)
Opti
Tue, 05 Mar - 14:27:10 203.164.58.118 Post #: 62894
What a decision... the biggins or the little ones what to do?
Ahh... day is off to a great start... visions of boobies dance through his head...I am inspired to do good work now ;)
Opti
Tue, 05 Mar - 14:19:23 203.164.58.118 Post #: 62893
mike disreguard the first part of my mail, my dumass just scolled down the url i sent and found a phone number:/
the 2nd part is the most important though:)
dantheman let it roll
Tue, 05 Mar - 14:18:33 208.220.30.72 Post #: 62892
Opti big is nice too, but preferably natural and sit up nice.
No one likes sloppy boobs... and I am really not a fan of silicon. ( though have seen some great boob jobs)
Tue, 05 Mar - 12:42:47 63.100.104.31 Post #: 62877
Also some people are too lazy, and also forget logins....
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I know...I have 6 GFY logins and sometimes forget who I am!
;-)))
Serge
Tue, 05 Mar - 12:34:51 172.149.253.233 Post #: 62876
mike, check you oprano email when you have a sec.
dantheman let it roll
Tue, 05 Mar - 12:34:04 208.220.30.72 Post #: 62875
What I was thinking was a combo threaded, non-threaded board. I have seen them else where, but the did confuse me a little. Of course it could be because I am stupid.
Alos NO registration, a little anon action is important - lots of issues get raised this way. Also some people are too lazy, and also forget logins....
Anybody see 'Crossing Jordan' last night? They had an episode about internet porn. http://www.sxxxtc.com was the video site. A bit of an unrealistic portrayal of us I think, but that's to be expected. It wasn't really negative, except for the snuff plot...lol Booger (From revenge of the nerds fame) was the leather-clad master that was originally accused of the murder, but was later exonerated when it was found out that he just put the woman in touch with sickboy22 (name sound familiar? lol) He was also exonerated when the rich head of the video company was fond to be "giving his clients what they really wanted" by killing this woman in her own snuff fantasy.
Fun stuff, I was pretty amused through the whole program.
Drestin
Tue, 05 Mar - 12:28:13 68.42.65.135 Post #: 62872
Boards should be flat, woman shouldn't.
Cleo (bio hazard)
Tue, 05 Mar 2002 10:32:27 - IP: 208.61.44.30 - Post # 62863
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Tue, 05 Mar - 12:23:34 194.216.211.6 Post #: 62870
Didn't realize that the board was a democracy,
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oh really???
why do you think we run so many polls?
Gallop is NOT Oprano partner
;-))
Serge
Tue, 05 Mar - 12:15:17 172.149.253.233 Post #: 62869
URGENT CALL FOR ASSISTANCE!
So many times the adult internet community has come together for the support of worthy causes. I am asking a kind, gentle, humanitarian sole to once again dig deep and help out one in need.
A friend of mine has found herself once again single. Her husband is a loser. She kicked his ass out. This girl is a babe and I fear will not last long without sexual release. Oh sure, she could find other losers for a night or two (yeah baby) but that would not be good.
How about it Todd? Can I ask you to find a special place in your heart and send this hot babe a well stocked care package to get her through the lonely nights that are ahead?
I know that you truly are the SEXTOYKING! Please don't make me resort to a dildo auction!
JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)
Tue, 05 Mar - 11:27:16 4.34.164.247 Post #: 62868
Didn't realize that the board was a democracy, but here's my two cents.
I like flat boards, and completely agree with Cleo that women shouldn't be.
If I were to change it at all, I would add the feature that WOD has with replying to specific posts. Around here, the gumbo get's pretty damn soupy some times and following conversations is easier at a pentacost revival with people speaking in tongues.
Anybody going to be in Vegas on March Madness?
Drestin
Tue, 05 Mar - 11:25:36 68.42.65.135 Post #: 62867
If I need thing 1 and thing 2 to help me find the 3 handled moss covered family grendza I think I might know where they are
Tue, 05 Mar - 10:35:48 216.39.135.43 Post #: 62864
I also much prefer a flat board.
The Greenguy's board is unique that you can view it flat or threaded, but then you have people viewing it threaded and missing posts because most use it flat.
Anybody who's inquired about sponsoring March Madness Mania Contest please email me to confirm, i have to design the site by Friday!
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Tue, 05 Mar - 10:16:38 208.181.212.140 Post #: 62852
I said I love bulk email and spam.
I said I love them,cause I'm a spamming man!
You know I will take them from Mikeai,
Mr.Cash as well is my sorta guy,
I will always pay my traffic senders
and turn them all into big spenders,
I wish I could steal this money of yours,
But processers won't give me it,the whores!
The money you earn you see I cannot touch
So send me your spam,in fact send me much.
Send them to me from your site
Send them to me with all your might
Send them to me anyway you can,
Maybe even route them through vietnam!
But remember I cannot condone bad tricks
Hey,what am I saying,my name is "Nick" ;)
Nick Wonderful spam!!!!
Tue, 05 Mar - 10:16:23 208.181.212.135 Post #: 62851
"ARGUING WITH WOMEN "
I sent this to a friend of mine and this is what she sent me back.
"They forgot "Whatever" - Which means she doesn't believe a fucking thing you are saying even if you had Mother Theresa vouching for you.
""Whatever" with "The Hand" - not only doesn't she believe you, you can
kiss nookie good-by for at least a week.
mustang
Tue, 05 Mar - 10:06:52 208.58.201.47 Post #: 62850
morning oprano
nick,tell anthony(the fuck) email inbound:)
mikeai, when you get a sec, i sent you mail to your oprano addy, thanks in advance:)
dantheman let it roll
Tue, 05 Mar - 10:05:19 208.220.30.72 Post #: 62849
Tue, 05 Mar - 09:39:39 208.181.212.135 Post #: 62846
Well with threaded messages boards you can get to the threads or posts that you want to read without having to read threw posts that don't concern you. Having webmasters register first cuts down on Anon bashing and drive by spams and all that junk.. Just my 2 cents on that.. Why you thinking about changing up this place Serge?
Martin S-B.Com
Tue, 05 Mar - 09:38:26 65.93.149.215 Post #: 62845
Threaded with registration =0)
But...
I don't really care either way Serge.. If it's not broke don't fix it I always say..
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Martin,
I see your desire, as we Russians say:
"to sit with the same ass on 2 chairs"
but common,
which one is better and WHY?
Serge
Tue, 05 Mar - 09:29:16 172.149.253.233 Post #: 62844
SERGE!
You are important! Don't let anybody tell you anything different!
:) LOL.
Tue, 05 Mar - 09:27:20 207.61.132.190 Post #: 62843
No problem Martin... even I figured out hot to do it with that page!
LOL
fatbaby
Tue, 05 Mar - 09:26:26 68.60.235.247 Post #: 62842
Threaded with registration =0)
But...
I don't really care either way Serge.. If it's not broke don't fix it I always say..
Martin S-B.Com
Tue, 05 Mar - 09:26:14 65.93.149.215 Post #: 62841
Arguing with Women Part 2:
This is a personal experience of mine: If that special lady in your life says, "do you notice anything different?"...For the fellas, odds are it is the hair! Just use, did you cut, color, highlights etc. Otherwise, use old faithful, " I am not really sure, but I saw some shoes that would look great on you". Just some thoughts for my fellow warriors. Platinum AlbertWe found you BROADBAND! SicCash
Tue, 05 Mar - 09:23:53 207.61.132.190 Post #: 62840
Director of Public Relations and Communications.
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shit,
I want some title too!
(yes, I know I have ShavingGURU already,
but I want somethign even MORE impressive, I wanna sound CORPORATE and pay my bills net 90 days! ;-)))
Serge
Tue, 05 Mar - 09:20:18 172.149.253.233 Post #: 62839
so, which format you like the most:
threaded or not threaded?
with registration or without?
Serge
Tue, 05 Mar - 09:18:14 172.149.253.233 Post #: 62838
Hi Ty,
My name is Albert, you were looking for a competitive program that is geared towards broadband users...Check out the following sites. I am confident you will like us. Our broadband is top notch and we are always finding better ways to serve our webmasters.
Tue, 05 Mar - 08:36:14 203.164.58.118 Post #: 62829
Timon,
I think you posted which .DLL to remove to kill ICQ ads... a long time ago.. if that was you, could you mention that again.
KoKo
Tue, 05 Mar - 08:33:06 64.0.146.14 Post #: 62828
Can anyone recommend a good affiliate program that targets broadband users ?
Thanks !
Ty
Tue, 05 Mar - 08:22:43 12.106.209.120 Post #: 62827
XIT2 Coming Soon ;-))
Timon
Tue, 05 Mar - 08:16:52 66.181.168.115 Post #: 62826
EUREKA!!!!!!!!!
:-)))))
Timon
Tue, 05 Mar - 08:14:30 66.181.168.115 Post #: 62825
In this learning process we call life another lesson for all
ARGUING WITH WOMEN
1. "Fine" This is the word women use at
the end of any argument when they feel they are right but can't stand to
hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut up. (NEVER use
"Fine" to describe how she looks. This will cause you to have one of those
arguments.)
2. "Five minutes" This is half an hour. It is equivalent to
the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take
out the trash, so women feel that it's an even trade.
3. "Nothing"
"Nothing" means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is
usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you
inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually
signifies an
argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."
4.
"Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows) This is NOT permission; it's a dare! If
you mistake it for permission, the result will be the woman will get upset
over "Nothing" and you'll have a "Five-minute" discussion that will
end
with the word "Fine."
5. "Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows) This is NOT
permission, either. It means "I give up" or "do what you want because I
don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few
minutes, followed by "Nothing" and
"Fine" and she will talk to you in
about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
6. "Loud Sigh" This is not
actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement. Very frequently
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are a complete
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing
with you over "Nothing."
7. "Soft Sigh" Again, not a word, but a verbal
statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually
understand. It means she is momentarily content. Your best bet is to not
move or breathe in the hope that the moment will last a bit longer.
8.
"Oh" This word followed by any statement-is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me
get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night."
If she says "Oh" before a statement, run, do not walk, to the
nearest
exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your
clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least
two days.
9. "That's Okay" This is one of the most dangerous statements
that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think
long and hard before deciding what the penalty will be for whatever you
have done.
"That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in
conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." Once she has had time to plan
it out, you are in for some mighty big trouble.
10. "Please Do" This is
not a statement, it is an offer. The woman is giving you the chance to come
up with an excuse for what you have done. In other words, a chance to get
yourself into even more trouble. If you handle this correctly, you
shouldn't get a "That's Okay."
11. "Thanks" The woman is thanking you.
Don't faint and don't look for hidden meaning. Just say "you're welcome."
12. "Thanks A Lot" "Thanks A Lot" is dramatically different from
"Thanks." A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at
you. It is usually followed by the "Loud Sigh." This signifies that you
have hurt
her in some callous way. Be careful not to ask what is wrong
after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
UGLY
Tue, 05 Mar - 08:12:15 195.92.194.14 Post #: 62824
JMM,
please remind me DAILY not to cross you with stupid remarks
;-)))
you rock!, and I thought I was good!!!
;-))
Serge
Tue, 05 Mar - 07:51:56 172.149.253.233 Post #: 62823
From the "Are people really this clueless department?????"
Over on that cornucopia of understanding and compassion known as amateurmasters.com, someone named doitnice actually makes the following post, initially addressed to our scumbag friend TJAY:
Hey it's me. No I haven't disappeared, Just observing, Taken it all in. For those that know me. For those that don't it D aka Doitnice. And welcome to all. This question was actually for my friend TJAY. Hope everything is everything my friend:) He was actually suppose to deal with this Topic on an Article on Adult Buzz. But due to circumstances. I guess it wasn't possible unless someone saw it there let me know.
Now to the specifics
I just wanted some pointers and instructions on Interviewing Questions and Etiquette. If anyone has any sample questions they use currently.ie From Phone to setting up a Pre Shoot Interview (what to ask prior to shoot) weeding out process before hiring of model. Also the best place to conduct the first Interview. 2) Question or Etiquette during before taking of the photos
at the actual shoot.3) Questions or Ettiquette Post Shoot after all the pictures have been taken for the day.
Questions are as follows(Recap)
1) Phone Interview
2) Pre Shoot Interview
3) During Shoot before taking of photos Questions and Ettiquette (model is actually at the shoot now)
4) Post Shoot (after pictures Have been taken)
Ps. Any and all responses are welcomed and appreciated Thank You:)
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, these are questions for TJAY????? HAHAHAHAHA, I did not know TJAY was able to get questions. Maybe some of the board regulars are forwarding them to him and posting his responses. If that is the case, I would like to add the following questions to the list for TJAY:
1. How many times should I fuck an underage girl on webcam before I give up asking her for ID.
2. If I get busted and blame it on someone else, will I still have a job when I get out of jail?
3. If the girl also works as a prostitute, and has 3 convictions for prostitution, is it ok to call her a whore during the photo shoot?
4. Is it better to get fucked in the ass in the shower, where you can use soap as lube, or later in your cell just before bedtime.
5. If a guy is fucking you in the ass, and you are sucking another guys dick at the same time, can anyone hear you scream?
That's all for now. I am sure TJAY is very busy. Being the new kid in town, he is probably the salad tosser for the month of March.
JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)
Tue, 05 Mar - 07:48:57 4.34.164.247 Post #: 62822
great, and I bet you gonna LOVE the results , along with every sponsor here!
from
Money out of the thin air
to
Ad space out of the thin air
was only NATURAL progression to me
;-)))
one gotta LOVE
Keep
It
Simple
Stupid
formula!
;-)))
Serge
Tue, 05 Mar - 07:43:45 172.149.253.233 Post #: 62821
Serge - you da man ;-)))
Having some new banners made.... I'll shoot them to Ed as soon as they're done.
Tue, 05 Mar - 03:03:46 24.164.20.236 Post #: 62804
We're gonna do it.
Give us any chance we'll take it,
Read us any rule, we'll break it.
We're gonna make our dreams come true,
Doing it our way.
Nothing's gonna turn us back now,
Straight ahead and on the track now.
We're gonna make our dreams come true,
Doing it our way.
There is nothing we won't try,
Never heard the word impossible.
This time, there's no stopping us.
We're gonna do it.
On your mark, get set and go now.
Got a dream and we just know now.
We're gonna make that dream come true,
And we'll do it our way, yes our way.
Make all our dreams come true.
And we'll do it our way, yes our way.
Make all our dreams come true for me and you.
Colin TGP2.COM. Straight Ahead.
Tue, 05 Mar - 02:59:49 24.164.20.236 Post #: 62803