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Mon, 04 Mar - 11:24:36 63.161.173.225 Post #: 62600


I must admit in front of all these people present that after seing that email from his eminence Nick has to be a "Nice Guy" ;-)


Trev The pope get his dope from the best - and his beyatches as well
Mon, 04 Mar - 11:12:11 213.123.120.113 Post #: 62599




Wig definately way to check out your spread!


Mike AI Best place to auction off your domains, or buy some ones elses!
Mon, 04 Mar - 11:10:45 63.100.104.31 Post #: 62598


MikeAI,

I have 3 horses and a mule. They are
a lot of fun. My mule is a riot. He
is much smarter than my horses and
gets into everything. He even knows
2 steps to the right and two steps
to the left.

I just got finished building my house
and barn. It was quite a project.

As soon as I can FTP, I'll put some
pics up.
Wig
Mon, 04 Mar - 11:06:42 63.151.254.5 Post #: 62597


Trev,
I just received this email

""from:pope@vatican.com
to:Nickatilynx

Re: Helpa me you a bastarda

Ima hurting man!!Can you hooka me up!!
regds,
John Paul

p.s. could also do with some girls,Nick""

Nick
Mon, 04 Mar - 11:04:39 208.181.212.135 Post #: 62596


Yup, beagles pups are cute but both of mine were grown when i got them. I like having two dogs cause then when you're busy they have someone they can play with. It's fun watching them play around with each other and wrestle around and stuff.


TheEnforcer Cum on over and get $84 per trial signup on 100+ sites!
Mon, 04 Mar - 11:04:26 66.190.9.189 Post #: 62595


Nick a nice guy lol... it would be easier to sell dope to the pope than sell that ;-)

Trev It just had to be said ;-)
Mon, 04 Mar - 10:59:14 213.123.120.113 Post #: 62594



beagles are cool. only thing i dont like is how short their hair is, but it easy to take care of them.

beagle puppies are incredibly cute.
my neighbor has a springer spaniel puppy, might be the cutest thing i've ever seen.
mutt
Mon, 04 Mar - 10:56:45 24.112.37.86 Post #: 62593


No linking at all??
TheEnforcer Cum on over and get $84 per trial signup on 100+ sites!
Mon, 04 Mar - 10:55:02 66.190.9.189 Post #: 62592


Beagles are the best! Got two beagles and I can't imagine not having them around!!


TheEnforcer Cum on over and get $84 per trial signup on 100+ sites!
Mon, 04 Mar - 10:53:09 66.190.9.189 Post #: 62591


everyone talks in code words here. legend?
CASHDOG KING www.CASHDOG.com
Mon, 04 Mar - 10:52:22 198.245.16.234 Post #: 62590


Mike,
Don't worry too much about Austin Healy...its also a crap car.

Now if it was Bentley Arnage...I'd shit bricks.

(an aside)...welcome back to the darkside.

Cam,
Enforcer,

all you have to do is promote the fact that I'm a nice guy,with a few personal problems (I'm crooked as fuck;)
Nick
Mon, 04 Mar - 10:51:55 208.181.212.135 Post #: 62589




Wig, I think AH would say I am the mule... haha

I have no real animals yet to put in the barn. Eventually I would like to get some horses.

Right now I am in the process of improving my property, since I think I will be having my wedding and reception there.

Cannot wait for the Crawfish boil, it will be a blast. Watching Serge eat crayfish will be fun!

Does Vodka go with crawfish?


Mike AI Best place to auction off your domains, or buy some ones elses!
Mon, 04 Mar - 10:47:19 63.100.104.31 Post #: 62588


MikeAI, If you have or get a mule we
need to talk. ;-))

btw, booked my tickets today for the boil. ;-))

Wig
Mon, 04 Mar - 10:42:35 63.151.254.5 Post #: 62587




Wig I fear I am copying you way to much, someone may start anonymously insinuating I copied your canine setup.

I guess I need to get a blue tick hound next!

:-)


Mike AI Best place to auction off your domains, or buy some ones elses!
Mon, 04 Mar - 10:32:14 63.100.104.31 Post #: 62586



Wow, I am honored to see people sniping at me. I have a feeling AH ( AssHole - :-) ) is more then just one person.

If it would make AH feel better, I can have my programer change the code on the join form. It would take 2 seconds.

I guess some people will always spend valueble time looking for dirt on others to knock them off their "high horses".


Mike AI Best place to auction off your domains, or buy some ones elses!
Mon, 04 Mar - 10:27:59 63.100.104.31 Post #: 62585


Actually my lab is the perfect dog, we have doggie door and she regulates herself perfectly. She is almost human...

My german shepard is still young, and kinda crazy.
***************************

MikeAI, how weird. I have a 7 year
old chocolate lab and a 4 year old
German Shephard.

And, it will make you happy to know I
have a Blue Tick Coonhound, too!
His brother won the world hunt a
few years back.

I'm looking for a pic.
Wig
Mon, 04 Mar - 10:01:26 63.151.254.5 Post #: 62584


BPJ,

Sorry for the delay, please give me a call at 604 525-8686 ref checking.


TonyGypsy
Mon, 04 Mar - 10:00:55 208.181.212.140 Post #: 62583


""nothing on this board but theives. ""

You forgot to include gypsy's,and tramps :)
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))
Mon, 04 Mar - 09:59:25 208.181.212.135 Post #: 62582


Feb was indeed good.

How many nickels Serge?

Evil Chris
Mon, 04 Mar - 09:55:53 209.71.232.1 Post #: 62581


Even your beloved Mike AI steals code
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hooper,
give it up, business can't be THAT bad, Februaury was good for everybody except few bad apples, are you one of them?
;-))

fine tune your proggy instead
;-)))
Serge
Mon, 04 Mar - 09:50:34 172.150.208.68 Post #: 62580


Mmmmm Oysters
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If someone from FL can bring them up, roasted oysters would be a good addition to the BBQ's :)


Peaches
Mon, 04 Mar - 09:49:03 63.151.254.5 Post #: 62579


Even your beloved Mike AI steals code, Sharky steals website designs, nothing on this board but theives.
--------------------------
but few cowards ;-)
JR
Mon, 04 Mar - 09:46:36 194.58.36.149 Post #: 62578


Serge,
Stalin isn't alive???
:-))

I could spread more rumors if
you like.
I learned this from Cleo.
:-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)
Mon, 04 Mar - 09:42:39 216.66.64.207 Post #: 62577


Mmmmm Oysters



Vick See androids fighting Brad and Janet
Mon, 04 Mar - 09:41:02 68.55.232.91 Post #: 62576


...since you asked... Platinum Bucks sucks and converts like a piece of shit.

Monk
Mon, 04 Mar - 09:39:20 156.34.183.120 Post #: 62575


Coincidence - I think not
Austin Healy initials AH
Asshole initials AH




Vick Like a Science Fiction Double Feature, Dr. X will build the creature
Mon, 04 Mar - 09:35:30 68.55.232.91 Post #: 62574


look shady to me. saw they stole their terms and conditions from TrueCash. Now practically everybody 'borrows' this boilerplate legalese but when you don't even bother to search and replace the document with your own company name it makes u look bush league and shady.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come now Muttley.

Even your beloved Mike AI steals code, Sharky steals website designs, nothing on this board but theives.




Austin Healy
Mon, 04 Mar - 09:28:54 168.143.112.113 Post #: 62573


Don,
here is somethong for yoru lunch than:

Oysters: An Aficionado's Guide
February 06, 2002



It was the 17th Century English satirist Jonathan Swift who wrote: "He was a bold man that first eat an oyster." But, as soon as the word got out, the stampede was on. Evidence of this abounds in the great oystershell middens found along various seashores. For thousands of years, then, the oyster, which is a marine bivalve of the family Ostreidae, has been a favorite food for man and creature.

The best way to eat an oyster is raw, fresh from the ocean, cold and briny. Pry open the shell, slit the muscle that binds it to the shell, and slip it down the hatch in one delicious gulp. Most people, however, prefer to spritz the oyster first with a little lemon juice or a few drops of hot sauce.

Oyster bars, like the eponymous one in Grand Central Terminal in New York City, or Thudpuckers in Fort Pierce, Florida, continue to grow in popularity. One of the most famous establishments of this genre is the Acme Oyster Bar in New Orleans. You stand at the bar, a cold beer (or glass of white wine) at your elbow and watch as the server deftly opens as many as you want. Spritz. Gulp. Aahhh.

But, that is only the beginning. Oysters are very adaptable and find themselves cooked in a variety of ways. Along the Carolina coast, for example, oyster roasts are a popular winter evening event. Fresh oysters, hosed of any clinging debris or mud, are placed on large slabs of heated sheet metal and covered with burlap bags soaked in water. After a few minutes, the steamed oysters are shoveled onto trencher tables and served with condiments.

Dexterity with an oyster knife helps. A little bourbon doesn't hurt. Silken oyster stews, rich in milk and butter, are traditionally served from silver salvers and rank as a most elegant dish. Oysters also may be topped or stuffed and baked or grilled -- as in Oysters Rockefeller or Angels on Horseback.

Many Sizes and Shapes

They may be poached, smoked, grilled, dried (you'll see long strings of them sold this way in the market at Puerto Monte, Chile, for example), stuffed into quail (or added to a chicken or turkey stuffing), made into soup, stirred into omelets, fried (dipped in beaten egg and coated with seasoned cornmeal -- a fixture of any southern seafood restaurant's menu), and stir-fried, among other means of cooking. Your imagination is the only limiting factor.

Oysters, of course, come in many sizes and shapes. The most familiar in North America are the eastern, Pacific, and Japanese oysters. They range in size from the little Olympia three-inchers from the Pacific Northwest to the giant, foot-long Japanese import, also found there. Oysters are mostly associated with New England and the east coast down through the Carolinas. But, one of the most prolific oyster fisheries in North America is around Apalachicola, Florida, on the Gulf Coast. These eastern oysters average six or seven inches in length.

In the early going of this nation, oysters acquired local names and reputations. Wellfleets, for example, from Massachusetts, Long Island's indigenous Bluepoints, and the Chesapeake Bay's Lynnhavens and Chincoteagues. Decades of planting and replanting oyster beds have all but obliterated such distinctions, at least on the east coast. Much of the Chesapeake's current stock, for example, came from the Carolinas.

No Open Shells

Famous oyster marques from Europe include Marennes, Belons and Armoricaines, Gravettes d'Arachon and Portugaise from France, Whitstable and Pyfleets from England -- among many others. Antipodal gourmands feast on the Sydney rock oyster. (One enterprising Australian chef made a name for himself years ago by skewering oysters, alternated with slices of banana, and grilling them.) Good restaurants (and worthy oyster bars) still make a show of offering varieties from all over the globe.

Because they feed by straining sea water, oysters can easily be subverted, or even made dangerous, by pollution. For this reason, all oystering states go to great pains to protect oyster beds. Never, but never, eat a raw oyster whose shell has opened by itself.

Oysters start life as spat, tiny little creatures who sweep along with the tide and affix themselves to any solid object (including other, larger oysters) where they feed and grow. Life span? About eight years. Few reach that age, not in populated areas. They are too important and delicious a foodstuff.

About that business of not eating oysters in months that do not contain the letter R: There is a reason, but probably not the one you would imagine. You may eat oysters year 'round, but the ones taken May through August may not taste so great as they would in colder months. The reason has to do with sex. Oysters breed in warm months and the effort to produce uncountable zillions of spat makes them weak, pallid, thin, and tasteless.



Serge
Mon, 04 Mar - 09:28:42 172.150.208.68 Post #: 62572


Hi everyone, I hope you're all having a wonderful morning. I just wanted to let you guys know that I'm having trouble with my email. If you have any questions, orders or comments please send them to ounique@hotmail.com for today. Thanks. :)

Sincerely,
Don

p.s. - I'm ignoring the Q-tip posts, I just ate breakfast. Ugh!
Ounique, Inc. Return of the 100 Set Sale!!!
Mon, 04 Mar - 09:27:31 64.166.186.18 Post #: 62571



look shady to me. saw they stole their terms and conditions from TrueCash. Now practically everybody 'borrows' this boilerplate legalese but when you don't even bother to search and replace the document with your own company name it makes u look bush league and shady.


mutt
Mon, 04 Mar - 09:20:40 24.112.37.86 Post #: 62570


Platinum Bucks - What are your thoughts?
********************

never heard of it...is that a new Klient's working place?
Serge (You only need to signup once to send hits to all of the Mr-Cash)
Mon, 04 Mar - 09:18:00 172.150.208.68 Post #: 62569


Platinum Bucks - What are your thoughts?

My name is Albert. I just wanted to know your opinion regarding Platinum Bucks.
www.platinumbucks.com

Thanks
Albert
Platinum Albert Platinum Bucks - Who is the Best?
Mon, 04 Mar - 09:12:29 207.61.132.190 Post #: 62568


This is Bogart about 4 years ago
http://www.cloud9entertainment.com/theboss.JPG
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Now we know who's typing all the song lyrics late at night :)


Peaches
Mon, 04 Mar - 08:53:10 63.151.254.5 Post #: 62567


HAHAHA Cleo I am glad my fiance does not read Oprano on a regular basis!
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MikeAI,
what's her e-mail?

I can fix that!
;-))
http://www.oprano.com/news.html

Serge Wig, will YOU explain????
Mon, 04 Mar - 08:51:07 172.150.208.68 Post #: 62566


For pets ....
I'll take my 2 parrots
Not clingy like dogs
Not aloof like cats (plus I have a problem with litter boxes)
No fur like Cats or Dogs
Life long companions (the 2 I have will live to be 40-60 years old)
Parrots are very intellegent, extremely entertaining, great companions, affectionate

Guess they downsides are they can be loud and do have a propensity to chew wood (they are ok if you provide the wood toys and rawhide to chew on)

This is Bogart about 4 years ago
http://www.cloud9entertainment.com/theboss.JPG

Like any pets and most of life you get back what you put in

Hugo (the African Grey) is telling me it's time for food - breakfast to be served to 2 incredible companions ;-)


Vick and different strokes for different folks and so on and so on and Scoobie Doobie Doobie Doobie
Mon, 04 Mar - 08:49:21 68.55.232.91 Post #: 62565


When we got our cat, she was 6 months old and 2 days later went into heat - she was scheduled for spaying in the next week :( It was the Vet that told me about the Qtip trick :)

I've already started pimping my dogs out for porn:

http://www.onlinebeach.com/beasty.jpg

Peaches
Mon, 04 Mar - 08:45:24 63.151.254.5 Post #: 62564




HAHAHA Cleo I am glad my fiance does not read Oprano on a regular basis! Could be dangerous for me.

Of course I have a caretakers apartment connected to the barn, I have not fixed it up. But I bet I could make it pretty comfortable for the dogs and I.

Mutt, I agree - I have always had a lab since I was in 8th grade. Dixie lived for 17 years which is amazing.

Mocha my chocolate lab is about 7, she is brilliant. I will always have a lab.
Mike AI ICANN approved matters, register domains with top flight company!
Mon, 04 Mar - 08:42:19 66.157.50.182 Post #: 62563



Retrievers are geniuses and almost human. Four legged saints.

Tho i gotta admit part of their nobility is the fact they can't speak.
mutt
Mon, 04 Mar - 08:37:52 24.112.37.86 Post #: 62562


Mike AI
I would just put you and your dogs in the barn.

Seems like a good compromise to me.

Cleo (bio hazard)
Mon, 04 Mar - 08:37:41 208.61.44.30 Post #: 62561




Actually my lab is the perfect dog, we have doggie door and she regulates herself perfectly. She is almost human...

My german shepard is still young, and kinda crazy.

Luckily I have lots of land for them to roam on...

My fiance grew up with cats, and keeps bugging me - I suggested we get a barn cat that stays in the barn. See I am all about compromise.
Mike AI ICANN approved matters, register domains with top flight company!
Mon, 04 Mar - 08:34:14 66.157.50.182 Post #: 62560



i can't believe there are idiots who have pets that aren't fixed. Unless of course you are breeding them.

You'd think white trash had watched enough Price is Right episodes to get the friggin message. Get Your Pets Spayed Or Neutered!
mutt
Mon, 04 Mar - 08:31:46 24.112.37.86 Post #: 62559


Mike AI
Leave your dog alone in the house for a week. No problem with cats other then they really miss you.

Cleo (bio hazard)
Mon, 04 Mar - 08:31:32 208.61.44.30 Post #: 62558




Man I would not let any unfixed cats into my house.... yuck!

I would be dubious of any fixed cat either. I will stick with my dogs.


Mike AI
Mon, 04 Mar - 08:29:54 66.157.50.182 Post #: 62557


Mike AI
Unfixed male cats piss on everything and female cats go into heat once a month. An unfixed cat a nasty animal to have in the house, but a fixed cat is a wonderful companion. I have 4 of them and since they have their own cat doors I don't even have a liter box. I just fill up their food dispenser once a week and that's it.

Cleo (bio hazard)
Mon, 04 Mar - 08:28:07 208.61.44.30 Post #: 62556


Sell when you can,
You are not for all markets


As You Like It
III.v. 60



Vick Shakespeare not only makes sense, Just like us he makes dollars ;-)
Mon, 04 Mar - 08:27:21 68.55.232.91 Post #: 62555



I respect Time Magazine. I trust when they use an unamed government source it's not some janitor. Some of the quotes are chilling.

If that October scare about the nuclear bomb smuggled into NYC had been true and it was detonated,100,000 people would have been killed, 700,000 irradiated.

The article talks about taking out a complete US coastal city via a ship which i presume would have a nuclear bomb on board.
The USA as rich as it is, with military and intelligence resources beyond any other country on earth can't be expected to stop every attack. Impossible. Already resources are getting thin, the CIA has been hiring retirees. So as things go on over in Afghanistan the weaker the US is over here trying to protect America.


mutt
Mon, 04 Mar - 08:24:29 24.112.37.86 Post #: 62554




Cleo, would cats still need to be Qtipped if they were fixed?

I have never been a fan of cats, but this is pretty disturbing... YUCK!


Mike AI
Mon, 04 Mar - 08:22:41 66.157.50.182 Post #: 62553



Thank you Cleo for the explanation;o)
I give you a call in a little bit, I have Eduardo out of control right here and screen like crazy, don't worry everything will be fine.
Luna (i give my ass to cleo) brazilianass
Mon, 04 Mar - 08:21:34 216.77.211.54 Post #: 62552


we will:)

hey anthony ya fuck, you up?
(eagle has landed:)
i'll email you shortly
dantheman mo bandwidth
Mon, 04 Mar - 08:20:36 208.220.30.72 Post #: 62551


Mike AI
The part about Serge getting excited or the part about making the cats happy.

One part is true and one part isn't, guess which?

Cleo_LinkUP (traffictarian)
Mon, 04 Mar - 08:20:35 208.61.44.30 Post #: 62550


WTF, is it bestiality day?
*******************************

may we have one day without CCbill, please!

;-)))
Serge (You only need to signup once to send hits to all of the Mr-Cash)
Mon, 04 Mar - 08:19:19 172.150.208.68 Post #: 62549


Serge
I think that I have already told you this, seem to remember that it got you excited, but for those that have ever had a cat in heat that wants to keep you up all night meowing at the front door this is the solution. You take a Q-Tip and fuck her with it, kind of gross, but at least you can go to sleep. I'm sure that there is a market for pics of Q-Tip Cat Sex, paysite anyone?
_____________________

Is this a joke??


Mike AI
Mon, 04 Mar - 08:16:23 66.157.50.182 Post #: 62548




Great points Mutt and Dan...

Hey Dan, when you come to NO we need to talk about where you register your domains! :-)



Mike AI
Mon, 04 Mar - 08:13:27 66.157.50.182 Post #: 62547


...and whatta you do with those Q-Tips?
*********
Serge
I think that I have already told you this, seem to remember that it got you excited, but for those that have ever had a cat in heat that wants to keep you up all night meowing at the front door this is the solution. You take a Q-Tip and fuck her with it, kind of gross, but at least you can go to sleep. I'm sure that there is a market for pics of Q-Tip Cat Sex, paysite anyone?

Luna
Your bush is the slang for the hair on your pussy, what little you have, and nibble is what you do one you take little bits of food. So Serge the Goat, this is some visual, wants to walk up and all fours and munch on your pussy.

WTF, is it bestiality day?
Cleo_LinkUP (traffictarian)
Mon, 04 Mar - 08:13:11 208.61.44.30 Post #: 62546


i think about those guys and girls over there everyday. People have gone on with their lives post 9/11 but those young people are stuck there for god knows how long.

mutt
------------------

same here, my brother-in-law deploys this month, and another friend who is with intelligince(sp) leaves this month for the middle east. plus i always think of my brothers in the corps.
Semperfi to them:)

dantheman mo bandwidth
Mon, 04 Mar - 08:11:17 208.220.30.72 Post #: 62545



I know that some people think i'm joking or crazy for saying we should nuke most of the Middle East off the map. Sometimes I'm not sure how serious I am either. But I'm no dope, on 9/11 after the horror was over the one thing I concluded was that this will NEVER be over, they have tasted American blood, seen our
tears and they will want more.

So to me we are already in a state of 'kill or be killed'. Some people may want to bury their heads and take this on a case by case basis, putting out fires as they come along. I don't wanna see what you can read about below.

It is going to happen, whether it is
tomorrow, next month, next year or 10 years. It is inevitable. No intelligence agency, no homeland secrity can bat a thousand.

***********************************

http://www.drudgereport.com/flash.htm

XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX SUN MARCH 03, 2002 09:22:37 ET XXXXX

OCTOBER BULLETIN SAID TERRORISTS THOUGHT TO HAVE 10 KILOTON NUCLEAR WEAPON
TO BE SMUGGLED INTO NEW YORK CITY
Sun Mar 03 2002 10:40:24 ET
**TIME MAGAZINE**

New York -- In October, an intelligence alert went out to a small number of
government agencies, including the Energy Department's top-secret Nuclear
Emergency Search Team, based in Nevada. The report said that terrorists were
thought to have obtained a 10-kiloton nuclear weapon from the Russian
arsenal, and planned to smuggle it into New York City, a special TIME
magazine investigation reveals.

Publishing sources tell the DRUDGE REPORT, the next cover story of TIME will
headline: "Can We Stop the Next 9/11?"

The report hits newsstands Monday, March 4th.


it's scary stuff.
mutt
Mon, 04 Mar - 08:10:57 24.112.37.86 Post #: 62544


does anybody know if Lensman bought ClickThru Calvin a few years ago?

he seemed to be the only one who uses it....
Serge Wig, will YOU explain????
Mon, 04 Mar - 08:08:52 172.150.208.68 Post #: 62543



YEp good point Mutt, there is a lot more fighting left. These guys have been regrouping, and will be a major threat to future stability of Afganistatn - so we have to take care of them.

Having people die in combat is part of war, we have been very lucky so far to only lose 1 person. People die in combat, does not mean anything was done wrong.

We will be in Afganistan for awhile.


Mike AI
Mon, 04 Mar - 08:02:46 66.157.50.182 Post #: 62542



i think about those guys and girls over there everyday. People have gone on with their lives post 9/11 but those young people are stuck there for god knows how long.


mutt
Mon, 04 Mar - 07:59:23 24.112.37.86 Post #: 62541



http://www.msnbc.com/news/627086.asp

American helicopter shot down in Afganistan. 6 killed :-(

Hope the press, or certain left leaning politcians don't demagouge this.


Mike AI
Mon, 04 Mar - 07:53:23 66.157.50.182 Post #: 62540


Ok, now I am curious, I have no Idea what mean "nibble" and "bush", that is no fair!
**********************

LOL
;-))
Serge Wig, will YOU explain????
Mon, 04 Mar - 07:51:54 172.150.208.68 Post #: 62539


hope didn't ofend anybody,
********************************

geeze, I am just the opposite, I hope I offend EVERYBODY day in and day out
;-)))
Serge
Mon, 04 Mar - 07:51:01 172.150.208.68 Post #: 62538


Good Morning Oprano:o)

Hi Cleo:) Hope you had a good sleep last night , fix your vette?

By the way, I don't want sounds fanatic, this spiritual thing is into me so strong and I been study about five and half years, reading about close to three hundreds books, so maybe I can sound little bit to much when I give my opnion about, but is automaticaly, hope didn't ofend anybody, far way to be my intention;)

Ok, now I am curious, I have no Idea what mean "nibble" and "bush", that is no fair!
Luna (i give my ass to cleo) brazilianass
Mon, 04 Mar - 07:49:02 216.77.211.54 Post #: 62537


...and whatta you do with those Q-Tips?
Serge
Mon, 04 Mar - 07:46:44 172.150.208.68 Post #: 62536


Zhora volunteered his services,
*********
What is his trade? My cats demand the Q-Tip treatment at least once a month.

I'm spending far too much on Q-Tips...

Cleo (bio hazard)
Mon, 04 Mar - 07:45:45 208.61.44.30 Post #: 62535


Damn cats, you can teach them to type, but spelling seems out of their grasp.
************************

Zhora volunteered his services, he'll teach 'em good
;-))


Serge (You only need to signup once to send hits to all of the Mr-Cash)
Mon, 04 Mar - 07:35:48 172.150.208.68 Post #: 62534


Voodooman,

http://www.symantec.com/avcenter/venc/data/wtc.survivor.hoax.html

Petr
************************

Voodoo,
if Stalin was alive, he'd have you shot for spreading rumors
;-))
Serge
Mon, 04 Mar - 07:34:33 172.150.208.68 Post #: 62533


Cleo looks at her post and also wonders what Goat Chesse is.

Goat Cheese

This is what happens when I have my cats do my posting for me.

Damn cats, you can teach them to type, but spelling seems out of their grasp.

Cleo (bio hazard)
Mon, 04 Mar - 07:32:59 208.61.44.30 Post #: 62532


Voodooman,

http://www.symantec.com/avcenter/venc/data/wtc.survivor.hoax.html

Petr
Mon, 04 Mar - 07:32:26 212.24.154.3 Post #: 62531


sure, as long as I can nibble of her "bush"
********************

HAHAHA that's good!
Wig
Mon, 04 Mar - 07:29:13 63.151.254.5 Post #: 62530


Goat Chess????

WTF is that???
Serge
Mon, 04 Mar - 07:28:56 172.150.208.68 Post #: 62529


Goat chesse

Cleo (bio hazard)
Mon, 04 Mar - 07:27:02 208.61.44.30 Post #: 62528


Serge
Watch out Luna may turn you into her pet goat.
*****************************

sure, as long as I can nibble of her "bush"
;-))
Serge
Mon, 04 Mar - 07:19:57 172.150.208.68 Post #: 62527


OR all the pornographers who don't believe voted they believe
anyway just in case ;-))

Timon
Mon, 04 Mar - 07:14:58 66.181.168.115 Post #: 62526


The pornographer readers probably voted they don't believe
and the FTC & FBI readers probably went and had a vote too
in favour of the big man upstairs ;-)

Timon
Mon, 04 Mar - 07:12:59 66.181.168.115 Post #: 62525


It's Fucking Monday just in case anybody didn't know.

voodooman
All this virus shit does nothing to my Mac. In fact I often open it just out of curiosity to see what it looks like.

Serge
Watch out Luna may turn you into her pet goat.

Cleo (bio hazard)
Mon, 04 Mar - 07:10:52 208.61.44.30 Post #: 62524



yeah i noticed overnight the Believers took a substantial lead over the Non-Believers.

Go figure........spiritual pornographers :)

ok off to find some news


mutt
Mon, 04 Mar - 06:47:02 24.112.37.86 Post #: 62523


Big Trouble!!!!

Forest has hemmoroids!!!!

please post it on all boards!
;-))
Serge
Mon, 04 Mar - 06:40:13 172.150.208.68 Post #: 62522


Good Morning Oprano!

Anyone heard of this virus?

BIGGGG TROUBLE !!!! DO NOT OPEN "WTC Survivor" It is a virus that will erase your whole "C" drive. It will come to you in the form of an E-Mail from a familiar person. Forward this to everyone in your address book. I would rather receive this 25 times than not at all. If you receive an email called "WTC Survivor" do not open it. Delete it right away! This virus removes all dynamic link libraries (.dll files) from your computer. This is a serious one.
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)
Mon, 04 Mar - 06:09:47 151.204.104.211 Post #: 62521


Opti,
Luna can convert ANYBODY and...into ANYTHING
;-)))
Serge
Mon, 04 Mar - 05:48:31 172.150.208.68 Post #: 62520


It was Luna's rant that converted me Serge..
Opti I see da light
Mon, 04 Mar - 05:43:38 203.164.58.118 Post #: 62519


Mutt,
look what you done!?

http://opranoplus.com

seems like majority of adult webmasters are believers!

who could have thought?
;-))
Serge (You only need to signup once to send hits to all of the Mr-Cash)
Mon, 04 Mar - 05:26:16 172.150.208.68 Post #: 62518


Well.. if I ever go to Thailand I'll know to always use the shitter when I pee!!
*****************************
They'd just think you're trying to avoid the tip
by jerking off by yourself ;-))

Timon
Mon, 04 Mar - 04:23:25 66.181.168.115 Post #: 62517


Mango




Cranky
Mon, 04 Mar - 03:49:47 168.143.112.109 Post #: 62516


http://www.vampirella.com/photos/modelshoot2001/03/03_2.html

Looks like Chris Kattan from SNL, with boobs.

Monk
Mon, 04 Mar - 03:38:12 156.34.177.8 Post #: 62515


Well.. if I ever go to Thailand I'll know to always use the shitter when I pee!! Unless they try and be even more friendly in there!! ;>))

Well my dogs just woke me up as I was trying to get to bed early and I was JUST about to sleep so I guess I'm gonna try and go back and hit the hay!! Later all!




TheEnforcer Making Bank
Mon, 04 Mar - 02:53:05 66.190.9.189 Post #: 62514


nobody gave me shit at Penninsula, I want my money back!
--------------------------------
you were on the wrong side of the river :-(

JR
Mon, 04 Mar - 02:47:00 194.58.36.149 Post #: 62513


oh boy!
nobody gave me shit at Penninsula, I want my money back!
;-))
Serge
Mon, 04 Mar - 02:36:37 172.150.208.68 Post #: 62512


JR LOL ;-)))

I kindly hold up my hand in a stop gesture and shake my head
-----------------------------------
I was somewhere and we stopped so my buddy could run into a restaraunt and take a piss. we were standing in the parking lot talking and he came running out looking white... and stuttering...
"tha... tha... tha.. that mo... that mo... that motherfucker was... ahh FUCK!.. nevermind lets go!"

JR
Mon, 04 Mar - 02:36:17 194.58.36.149 Post #: 62511


Serge,

In Bangkok the toilet guy gives you a back massage while you
take a piss, especially in upscale Karaoke & Massage places...

Timon
Mon, 04 Mar - 02:15:07 66.181.168.115 Post #: 62510


JR LOL ;-)))

I kindly hold up my hand in a stop gesture and shake my head
before they even think about it but the first couple of times
they surprised me...

A joke I always pull on people who aren't familiar with the
bathroom massage is tell them "you better watch it, there's
a bunch of fags in the toilet". One guy got so homophobic
once that he knocked the toilet guy out because he didn't realise
the guy was just doing his job ;-)))

Timon
Mon, 04 Mar - 02:12:35 66.181.168.115 Post #: 62509


JR,
when did THAT happen????
;-)))
Serge (You only need to signup once to send hits to all of the Mr-Cash)
Mon, 04 Mar - 02:10:34 172.150.208.68 Post #: 62508


New Poll just for you Timon.

Bangkok Thailand... you are in a restaurant and you go the rest room and take a piss. the bathroom attendent comes up to you and starts rubbing your shoulders.

do you:

1) keep pretending to piss long after your finished.

2) try not to politely let him know that you simply cannot piss while some guy is rubbing you, no matter what his intentions are.

3) get a phone number

Fondling unsuspecting, unwilling and intoxicated foreigners, while they are fondling themselves always seemed me to be a recipe for disaster.

the awkward part for me is being drunk and always trying to figure out how to piss while somehow keeping my back to the wall.

i usually prefer to exit the bathroom with piss all over my shoes and pants... than to exit the bathroom without my manhood.

JR
Mon, 04 Mar - 01:55:53 194.58.36.149 Post #: 62507


Vanilla Ice vs Mc Hammer.
JR
Mon, 04 Mar - 01:41:54 194.58.36.149 Post #: 62506


Vanilla Ice vs. Suge Knight? ;-))

Timon
Mon, 04 Mar - 01:31:22 66.181.168.115 Post #: 62505


Mutt,

I think another match is Vanilla Ice fighting someone..

I saw it on fox last night..



chris/pornoman $20.00 For Free AVS Signups...Highest Paying on the Planet
Mon, 04 Mar - 00:38:35 68.5.176.10 Post #: 62504


Oh.. confused me... its midnight... not midday there.. Why dont you lot catch up! Its already Monday evening in "advanced" parts of the world ya know!
Optional
Mon, 04 Mar - 00:16:50 203.164.58.118 Post #: 62503


Is everyone at church or something?
Optional
Mon, 04 Mar - 00:15:26 203.164.58.118 Post #: 62502


I'm sure you guys do more than most Grimm! Dont take what I say as an attack.. just think times are a changin' and maybe "we do all we can" just isn't going to be enough in the future.. ;-)

Diggstown.. never heard of it.. sounds like it is worth the rental!
Opti "Austin, Id bet 4 dollars against an hour of your mother"
Sun, 03 Mar - 23:40:29 203.164.58.118 Post #: 62501