"i wonder if it is legal to charge an additional non refundable deposit for children."

Legal??
Never tried it. Let me know if you do and if it worked. :))
mustang

well sobe is loaded.

yep - i wonder if it is legal to charge an additional non refundable deposit for children. we do that with pets. ;)
jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

"We have found that gay men are the best clients."

I don't think there are two many of them in my area. :)

"kids like to think white walls are giant drawing boards"

That's what the BLUE COLLAR husband is for. And the safety deposit. :)
mustang

my brother has a young girl as a tenant. she thinks her looks and tears is an excuse to be late on payment
jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

mustang - that is true. haven't met ur tenant, but by the sound of her voice, she is pushing 80. as long the check clears.

We have found that gay men are the best clients. pay on time and never a problem.

couples with kids are good, but, kids like to think white walls are giant drawing boards
jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

The one thing I have learned is never rent to young women.
******************************

...even when you rent them
;-)
Serge $100 servers at Candid

Jonas,
How goes it?

The one thing I have learned is never rent to young women. I'm sorry to say that but it's true. Give me a blue collar couple with a kid anyday. :)
mustang

Jonas,
women are root of ALL evils, since Eve's Days
;-)))
Serge $100 servers at Candid

serge - do you remember our talk on female tenants. Well, our newest is been in the apt 2 weeks and 2 phone calls already. first was over a damn light that she said wouldn' go on. i guess she never thought of using the wall switch. and 2nd call, the basket for silverware in dishwasher is missing. damn, she is one person, how much silverware can she use.

our male tenants - 1 call a year for problems. 10 calls for just wanting to say hello
jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

yep, emil fixed it last night.
jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

Good morning, Jonas!
the Zooted works for me now,
cool!
Serge AndyA caught on video tape!

good morning Serge
jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

Good Morning

SykkBoy
Yes, that was it, Dogma. The shit creature was just too fucking gross, lol.

Cleo (vaginatarian)

Great!

Sharky threw in 25 banners(static or animated) from the guys who do the great work at http://www.aaaadultdesign.com

Jim from http://www.oculusadult.com threw some CASH in.

MikeAI a free month of SUPERPICS content http://www.superpics.com

good start........NEED MORE!
mutt HOLY SLAPSHOT BATMAN! IT'S OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL PICKEM! SPONSORS GET ON BOARD!

Mutt,
Oprano throws $250 cash in the Sponsorship Pool!
Serge (How do you spell CONVERSIONS?)

I know it's short notice but who knew it was going to be Canada vs the United States in the gold medal game.

So it's time once again to have some fun playing another Oprano Pickem Game - Gold Medal Pickem!!!
We need SPONSORS! Prizes - content, hosting,design work, sex toys & glass dildos(hint hint TOdd :)
and some cash $$$. Title sponsorship available, first come first served.

http://www.opranoplus.com/olympicpickem

Ed if you read this today please check your email. Or any other Hirise guy.


mutt It's Personal This Time!! USA vs CANADA FOR THE GOLD!!! GOLD MEDAL PICKEM HERE! SPONSORS NEEDED!

porners sigh another sigh of relief...
US Congress is suing...White House!
First time in history!
;-))

http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/russian/world/default.htm#link5
Serge $100 servers at Candid

Billy,
congrats, you passed your eyes exam!
;-)

who's gonna be March Asshole?
Serge $100 servers at Candid

Come on Timon.. Serge looks a lot better then those guys : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) March asshole ???

http://www.detroithardcore.com/canadaparty.gif

One of these guys has a striking resemblance of Serge when he
still had his beard...

Timon

Slav,
bullshit!

"Grass doesn't grow on the frequently travelled pass"

I have no ass hairs either!
;-)))
Serge $100 servers at Candid

alking about gay...
one of my most memorable moments in NYC was going to Gay Pride Parade with male friend!

If you never been to one-
you don't know what you missed
;-))
Serge $100 servers at Candid

Serge, stop surfing gay porn sites.
or you'll have hairy palms :)
Slavdogg

Timon,
why do you say "a little"?
;-))
Serge $100 servers at Candid

Serge, feeling a little gay today?

Timon

I recall button from Ron I seen on Pornoresources
where he was saying he never shaved...
I found how people who don't shave look like:
http://www.detroithardcore.com/canadaparty.gif


Serge $100 servers at Candid

MikeAI,
and I thought Oprano has dedicated webmasters....I was wrong
;-(((

http://members.dingoblue.net.au/~korn23/jase/fuckyou.jpg
Serge $100 servers at Candid

Cleo, the movie was the Kevin Smith masterpiece "Dogma" Carlin was a prest, Alanis Morisette is God, Chris Rock is the forgotten black prophet, of course Silent Bob and Jay....great flick
SykkBoy

just poppin my head in to say HI =-P


K-Man IT WAS ALL BUILT ON PORN

Sounds strange enough to me.
Im goin to bed, tequila
is making things spin.
GoodNight!!!
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

voodooman
I only smoke the finest.

IT had Gorge Carlin playing a priest. God was a woman. It was really strange and very twisted.

Cleo (vaginatarian)

Domatic???

I think you have had
more than me.
:-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

voodooman
It goes well. Was going to go out, but decided to go home. Watched this really strange, but very funny movie called Domatic, (sp?).

Cleo_LinkUP (traffictarian)

Cloe = Cleo


One to many!!!
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Hey Cloe,

How goes it?
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Melody
That would be me. That was a very long time ago, yeah I'm old.

I run the LinkUp board now and just kind of am a bum on this board.

Cleo_LinkUP (traffictarian)

I take one day a month. Well, half a day. :-)

Are you the same Cleo from the old Condom board? You very kindly helped me with some graphics once. Good to see you around Oprano.

I'm gonna go crash now (finally...and really). You guys have a good one.

Melody Go read my kid sister's Olympics column at Out Sports

yeah i know. I don't need Ed i don't think. I just need FTP login info for the Oprano server.

LOOKING FOR TITLE SPONSOR FOR GOLD MEDAL PICKEM! PRIZE SPONSORS! ANY KIND OF SPONSORS!

mutt@oprano.com


mutt

I've heard of people who take time off from work, seems kind of strange to me.

Cleo (vaginatarian)

Listen, I don't care what "points" O'Reilly makes, he doesn't make them with any kind of forethought. But then he's just Wally George with a better haircut.

Cleo, you're still awake, but I'm wondering why the hell I am.

Melody Go read my kid sister's Olympics column at Out Sports

Mutt, when is the match?

You can try to e-mail Ed, but it is the weeked. Not everyone works like us!


Mike AI

Mark Johnson played for the Pens the first few years but they sucked so bad at that time it's not hard to see why his career didn't take off.

A lot of people sell that '80 team short but there were a lot of great players on it. Neal and Aaron Broten, Ken Morrow, Mike Ramsey, etc.

I will never forget watching the game the day they beat the Russians. I was 13 years old and I think that was what made me love hockey so much. Oh, and watching Lemieux play for the last 15 years hasn't hurt either. ;)


Ulfie

Am I still awake?

Cleo (vaginatarian)

hmmmmmm....... lemme think about a Pickem. Can Ed change the graphics for us Mike?

We need some sponsors to at least have something of a prize pool.

Please contact me mutt@oprano.com if you want some nice pub here tomorrow and Sunday.


mutt

oops, I mean animator extraordinaire Chuck Jones
SykkBoy

Animator extraordinaire died today
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20020223/D7HRI6DG6.html
SykkBoy

No worries Mike.. I knew it had to be that post...

So mutt, do we have a pickem game going for the US vs Canada game? Gimme the details.

Headless Take it to the max! MaxCash!

Bob Johnson was great. He was loved in Canada too. It was a real tragic loss. But he at least lived out a dream winning a Stanley Cup.

His son Mark was one of the best players on the 1980 Miracle on Ice USA team. He had a short unspectacular NHL career. Dunno why, he was pretty skilled.
mutt

Ooops Headless, looks like I jumped the gun. I get carried away sometimes... especially on weekends!

:-)


Mike AI

mutt, badger bob was a great guy, I have a pic of me, him, and the Stanley cup from the first year the Pens won it. He loved hockey and I love hockey. I have mixed emotions on Sunday's game. I want the US to win (national pride) but I also want to see Lemieux get a gold medal (local pride).


Ulfie

yeah Mutt I think you will see the networks pump it up... try to get it to be a big prime time battle.


Mike AI

i'm not sure what the record is for Canadian television viewers. The Grey Cup football game is usually the top rated broadcast of the year with 3-4 million. This game on Sunday will no doubt break whatever the record is, at least 10 million which is the equivalent of 100 million Americans. Probably 50 million Americans or more will be watching also. Makes it the biggest hockey game of ALL TIME!

'It's a great day for hockey.'
- Badger Bob Johnson, RIP

mutt

Mutt I am not a hockey fan, but am an always a PARTIOT!

USA USA USA


Headless you are so clever, maybe you should stop while you are ahead. I suggest you run back where the competition is a little lighter...


Mike AI

Larry King is an embarassment to CNN. Rosie O'Donnell and Jay Leno are tougher interviewers. And if you listen to that old troll when he's interviewed, he always takes pride in doing NO preparation. He doesn't even know who the guest is until he shows up at work. He says that why he's such a great interviewer. Humble ain't he. He's a guy who got real lucky in life.
mutt

Melody I do not agree with everything the man says, but sometimes he does make a good point.


"I guess you are not ready for Oprano! ;-)"

Oh Gosh Gee darnit! My weekend is ruined. LOL

Headless Take it to the max! MaxCash!

I love O'Reilly's show. He hammers both sides of the aisle equally and that is why it is the true "No Spin Zone". Why do you think none of the Bush cabinet will appear on the show? They're on Larry King all the time because he doesn't ask any questions they don't want asked.

On another subject, this should be one INCREDIBLE hockey game on Sunday. I would hit Lemieux, Lindros and Fleury early and often if I was putting together a game plan. All 3 of them tend to get stupid if you hit them a lot. ;)


Ulfie

actually Mike would like the Canadian hockey players......they're all hunting and fishing type guys.
mutt

Headless, I love O'Reilly though I do not agree with him all the time.

Serge is probably right, you had a small moment of clarity with Alien. I guess you are not ready for Oprano! ;-)


Mike AI

3 PM SUNDAY

BE THERE OR BE SQUARE BAYOUBOY!!!

CA-NA-DA! CA-NA-DA! CA-NA-DA
-------------------

sounds like we need a pickem
:)))
dantheman serving websites for 5 years

3 PM SUNDAY

BE THERE OR BE SQUARE BAYOUBOY!!!

CA-NA-DA! CA-NA-DA! CA-NA-DA!

I've never seen Russian that out to lunch on ice before. They woke up too late.

This is the matchup everybody wanted.

Chris Chelios is 40 and still mean and one heck of a defencman.

You want me to explain the rules and stuff to you guys?


mutt

Naw, Headless, O'Reilly is a loud-mouthed bully who talks out of his ass about stuff he has no clue about, just because it emotionally feels right...or because he thinks it'll help him score points with people in high places. He is to serious conservative commentary what Twinkies are to confectionary baking.

Melody Go read my kid sister's Olympics column at Out Sports

"Oprano No Spin Zone."

I see you too watch the O'Reilly Factor. Its a great show. He takes the issues to the forefront and states his opinions based on facts, unlike some other ppl...

LOL

Headless Take it to the max! MaxCash!

Yo DK, what is up? Hope things are going well for you!

Yeah, I saw the USA beat the Russians. I hope they pound the Canadians...

:-)


Mike AI

USA-CANADA
Dam you gotta love it when shit like this happens...
The only thing sweeter would be if the Taliban had a hockey team!

Serge, Highrise Crew, All....
How you Durrin??

DragonKing You Have Met Your Match!

>Ciao, bambini.
Is everybody here Soviet?


Euro crack.sh

Hi, Mike. I'm doing better and better, thanks. Hope everyone else is as well.

Now I AM out of here. Going to actually see a movie tonight with my family.

Ciao, bambini.


Melody Go read my kid sister's Olympics column at Out Sports

Whats up Melody? Have not seen your around in awhile...

Hope things are going well!


Mike AI

Oh, and F, my mom was a drunk, too! Small world, huh?

And that was one of her nicer qualities.

Night, y'all. Keep your peckers up (no, not that one).

Melody Go read my kid sister's Olympics column at Out Sports

>naaaahhh, they are our friends
;-))

Well, one of them is. :-)

Thanks, Brother Nick. I try to get around here as much I can. It's tough when you gotta do your own work, you know. :-) Especially at our age. :-))

Ant, what the heck is an Odd Job suit? Am I culturally backward or what?

Oh, Mikey. 8*P


Melody Go read my kid sister's Olympics column at Out Sports

Forest
A man in a woman's trap

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Your Mama's House
Posts: 483

quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


Headless finally has seen the light!...somethign you NEVER will,
due to you been dropped on your head when little

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------



Yea my mom was a drunk
****************************

yeah, what a day!

now finally even Forest comes clean
;-)))
Serge $100 servers at Candid

MikeAI,
one "revelation" doesn't make a Prophet,
let's see and watch if it wasn't one night stand
;-)))
Serge $100 servers at Candid

I think Headless might be ready for primetime on the Oprano No Spin Zone.


:-)


Mike AI

I have been skipping Aliens posts for months.
***********************

geeze, I didn't know you have a favorite posters there
;-)))

Serge (How do you spell CONVERSIONS?) AndyA caught on video tape!

Yeah kinda bummed noone from RJB or Snoops did not spead the news.

Good luck to all parties, should be a marriage made in heaven!


Mike AI

HAHAHA Headless just had the balls to post what everyone at netpond already beleives.

What he posted is painfully obvious, I have been skipping Aliens posts for months.


Mike AI

That fucknut Alien gives morons and idiots a bad name.


mutt

Headless,
I was so impressed I also posted it on GFY and TopNiche.

For the record,
Oprano would like to offer all support and frienship to TopNiche,
and we won't fuck you in the ass for at least another 6 months
;-)))
Serge

Serge, my eurka time is saved for behind the scenes work. I use the boards as a release.

But sometimes I just can't hold back.


Headless Take it to the max! MaxCash!

Anthony,
Headless just went up 2 notches in my scale of values
;-)))
Serge

My R-N Headless!

That was a HELLUVA post!

I didn't know you had it in you! =o)


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Headless,
what took you so long????
;-)))

this is worth repeating on all the boards
;-))))

yo do having Eureka Moment!
;-))))

Alien you obviously believe that the readers of netpond actually listen to the dribble that you consistently grace us with. The only person that you are fooling is yourself.

Everything you say is pure BullShit. It has always been bullshit and always will be bullshit. You are what we call a "NewbieSuperNova". You know absolutely nothing about this business but yet you portray yourself as someone who has a clue. If I am not mistaken, KK recently pointed this out to you. No one has proven this more then yourself. You incriminate yourself with stupidity each and every time you post.

"Alien, the sky is falling! What bullshit are you talkina about again?"

Thats a great statement, especially coming from a fellow employee of netpond. It really says a lot about you. It is a shame that netpond has someone like this representing it. Even if you are not an "official" employee of netpond (rather a designer for aga), you still give netpond a bad taste in it's mouth after your done posting.

If you think you are threatening me with your statements think again.
Serge

Oh, Uncle Serge, the things I could say. ;-)
**************************

naaaahhh, they are our friends
;-))

Serge

Anthony,
Taisho sends it's regards!
;_)))
Serge

I especially hate it when he makes me wear the Odd Job outfit.
_____________


Yeah but you have a cool hat!!
Mike AI

I especially hate it when he makes me wear the Odd Job outfit.
================================

yeah, but you gotta admit, it beats the red dress and pumps he makes redlion wear....
SykkBoy

I especially hate it when he makes me wear the Odd Job outfit.


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Hi melody :)

You should post more :)

but yes,I don't go cause Tony would spend all his time pushing women away from me ;))

(Nickland invites disney to build a new park)
Nick

>will you recomend Oprano buy the >banner on new TopNiche?

Oh, Uncle Serge, the things I could say. ;-)

But won't...because I'm a lady...at least today. LMAO

Melody, who agrees with Nick about conventions and being low-profile

Melody some important information on online dangers

Content provdiers...

I also need TRANNY content!

Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)
--------------------------------

Anthony -

Check your email, and give me a shout at the home office number!

:o)


J$tyle$ Get your TRANNY content here...and a whole lot more! ;o)

Yup.I could almost be Russian ;))
====================================

must...resist...Nick's mum...joke...must...resist.....
SykkBoy

Nah, I was just bored.

Here is source:

#!/bin/perl
use Getopt::Long qw(GetOptions);
use URI::URL qw(ul);
use LWP::MediaTypes qw(media_suffix);
use HTML::Entities ();
use HTTP::Cookies;

require LWP::UsferAgent;
my $ua = new LWP::UsferAgent;
$ua->cookiejar(HTTP::Cookies->new(file => "/tmp/lwpcookies.txt",autosave => 1, ignore_discard = 1));



sub Mixit {
open (DATA, "proxy..dat");
@proxies = ;
close (DATA);
local(@%temp);
push (@temp, splice (@proxies, rand (proxies), 1))
while @proxies;
@proxies = @%temp;
$found = 0;
foreach (@proxies) {
chop;
($ip, $port) = split ("/progs/proxycheck $ip $port");
$i += 0;
if (1) { #$i == 256) {
$found = 1;
last;
}
}

if ($found == 0) {
print "NO PROXYn";
exit;
}

open (DATA, "browsers");
@browsers = ;
close (DATA);
chop(@browsers);
$agent = splice (@browsers, rand (@browsers), 1);

$proxy = "http://$ip:$port";
print "nUsing $proxy, "$agent" n";
}

&Mixit;

$ua->proxy (['http'], $proxy);
$ua->agent($agent);

$content= "form[name]=Guess&".
"form[email]=guess%40payme.com&".
"form[link]=http%3A%2F%2Fpayme.com&".
"form[linkTitle]=payme&".
"form[message]=Looking%20for%20Click%20thru%20sponsors%20watch%20my%20IP";



$referer = 'http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php';
$url = 'http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/post_nojs.php';

my $req = new HTTP::Request POST => $url;
$req->content_type('application/x-www-form-urlencoded');
$req->content(sprintf ("%s", $content));
$req->header ('Accept: image/gif, image/x-xbitmap, image/jpeg, image/pjpeg, application/msword, */*');
$req->header ('Accept-Language: en');
$req->header ('Accept-Encoding: gzip, deflate');
$req->header ('Connection: Keep-Alive');
$req->authorization_basic(split (/:/, $AUTH)) if (defined $AUTH);
$req->referer($referer);
my $res = $ua->request($req);

if ($res->is_success) {
print $res->content;
} else {
print STDERR "Bad Onen";
}


Euro crack.sh

Kids!!!
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Look someone learned how to use proxy servers!

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