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Anthony,
your pounds were counted as well
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:55:21 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59600


Nick, still better than premature ejaculation
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:54:51 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59599


HEY!

What about MEEEEE?!


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:54:19 208.181.212.140 Post #: 59598


NEVER!!! ;)
But I will be counting goats in July.

1,2...done!!!Damn premature counting
!!
Nick
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:53:38 208.181.212.135 Post #: 59597


Nick,
if money were sheep, you would have been asleep by now
;-))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:52:34 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59596


Serge
counting money is never boring. :)

(resumes counting)
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 for me
1 for Redlion
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 for me
1 for redlion
1,for technick
none for Anthony
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 for me...


;)

Nick
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:50:51 208.181.212.135 Post #: 59595


http://www.edmontondreams.com/op/menash1.jpg

hahahhaha,
hungry little creature!
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:47:05 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59594


heres another one, I sure had fun last year, I can hardly wait till the next one.
http://www.edmontondreams.com/op/menash1.jpg
erika You know you always need some........
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:45:11 24.86.193.227 Post #: 59593


hi, Nick, what's cooking?

bored?
;-))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:42:49 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59592


thats ashley from girlsroom.nu
what a sweetie she is, I got along great with her from the moment i met her, she will probably be the one that I do my girl girl shoot with.
erika You know you always need some........
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:40:13 24.86.193.227 Post #: 59591


morning oprano :)
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:39:30 208.181.212.135 Post #: 59590


Serge,
A cute little russian girl
told me.
:-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:38:46 151.204.103.156 Post #: 59589


Funny how a few shooters makes one relax.
************************
You wont find that in
Advanced Macking.
Thanks Erica.
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:36:27 151.204.103.156 Post #: 59588


Voodoo,
how did YOU hear it?
;-))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:35:55 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59587


Timon,
and as the russian saying goes:
let the winds be always in your ass
*******************************

Serge,
and as the Dutch saying goes:
people who go back on their word are cockholsters!

Timon
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:35:25 66.181.168.115 Post #: 59586


Erica, who is "getting friendly"?
;-))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:35:23 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59585


Funny how a few shooters makes one relax.
http://www.edmontondreams.com/op/menash.jpg
erika You know you always need some........
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:33:59 24.86.193.227 Post #: 59584


Serge,

Thats different than the
way I heard it.
:-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:33:07 151.204.103.156 Post #: 59583


At Oprano, your advertising
dollars are an investment,
******************************

yeap, ACG goes up for a reason
;-))

all oprano $$$ go there!
;-))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:33:03 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59582


Timon,
and as the russian saying goes:
let the winds be always in your ass
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:32:02 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59581


Timon,

At Oprano, your advertising
dollars are an investment,
at the pond, its just
charity.
:-0
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:31:06 151.204.103.156 Post #: 59580


Oh well, Netpond sells advertising too...

Timon
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:28:09 66.181.168.115 Post #: 59579


Ahh hell,
Ill just post the url here
so EVERYONE can benifit from it.
http://www.advancedmacking.com/


voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:28:04 151.204.103.156 Post #: 59578


Serge,

Sure, why not.
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:26:08 151.204.103.156 Post #: 59577


Lense, sleep well, your banners are safe
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:25:23 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59576


and to prove to Voodoo that I am not a pimp...
throw $1000 extra above the going rate and I'll whore you a banner spot!
*********************************
You mean it's going to be $1001.99 !!!???

Man you Russkies always overcharge for stuff!!

Timon
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:23:44 66.181.168.115 Post #: 59575


voodoo,
can you forward me this spam for educational purposes only?
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:20:35 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59574


I just recieved this spam.
Now I know how Meni does it.

This program costs only
49.95 for Advanced Macking.
This guy teaches unfortunate
guys like myself how to have
a one night stand with almost
any girl you desire.
This guy makes some valid
points.
:-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:19:16 151.204.103.156 Post #: 59573


You did, about 2 weeks ago.
********************************

Timon, what are 2 weeks in Internet terms???

and to prove to Voodoo that I am not a pimp...
throw $1000 extra above the going rate and I'll whore you a banner spot!
;-))))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:17:42 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59572


i just got some super clen

highs and lows
i'm falling sleep after flying for 2 hours
Meni (The Golden Tongue) Briana Banks Affliate Program Is OPEN
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:17:42 24.147.73.216 Post #: 59571


nothing
I love you Erika
hee hee
Meni (The Golden Tongue) Briana Banks Affliate Program Is OPEN
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:16:11 24.147.73.216 Post #: 59570


Or did you run outta prozac today?
erika You know you always need some........
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:16:00 24.86.193.227 Post #: 59569


Timon,
who said we have room?????

******************************
You did, about 2 weeks ago.
******************************

You think Lensman gets pissed if we replace one of his banners with yours?

********************************

One mans death is another mans bread!

Timon
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:13:14 66.181.168.115 Post #: 59568


Hey who pissed in your cheerios this morning meni, gee what did i do to you??????
erika You know you always need some........
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:13:09 24.86.193.227 Post #: 59567


Erika stop bitching about your fuckin cold weather
MOVE
you idiot
Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:11:38 24.147.73.216 Post #: 59566


Brrrrrrr, what happened to spring being 3 weeks away, keeping my fingers crossed that winter will soon be over, its not as cold as its been but cold enough,this is the temp at 11am 10° F / -12° C
erika You know you always need some........
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:10:07 24.86.193.227 Post #: 59565


Luna (i give my ass to cleo) Hot and wet latina pussy
Fri, 22 Feb 2002 09:38:10 - IP: 216.77.213.223 - Post # 59537


Drestin
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:10:01 68.42.65.135 Post #: 59564


hmmmmm

You can have sex in the champagne
room? All those girls were lying
to me then.


voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:09:37 151.204.103.156 Post #: 59563


Timon,
who said we have room?????

You think Lensman gets pissed if we replace one of his banners with yours?

just be honest in your answer, the net is watching!
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:08:42 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59562


Actually send my $100 to Meni, I couldn't think of a
better way to spend it ;-))

Timon
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:08:16 66.181.168.115 Post #: 59561


You can carry it forward to my
Oprano banner for next month ;-))

Timon
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:06:32 66.181.168.115 Post #: 59560


Voodoo, what's the matter?

gropping for words?
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:06:23 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59559


Well for $100 you can take Luna in the champagne room at the trap and ....

just kidding
but there is sex in the champagne room
Meni (The Golden Tongue) Sell Glass Dildoes, as seen on HBO dude
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:05:43 24.147.73.216 Post #: 59558


Oh and 59462 of course ;-))

Timon
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:04:49 66.181.168.115 Post #: 59557


Timon,
send John your addy and he'll sedn you the $100 check,
compliments of Oprano!

Good job, man!
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:04:38 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59556


Speaking of ass,

Serge,
Whore = Sexually Extroverted


voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:03:47 151.204.103.156 Post #: 59555


and the winner is....

Post # 59462
****************************

Serge, where is my price money you
pathetic juvenile!!!??

59524, 59519, 59503, 59495, 59489

Timonfucy 59524, 59519, 59503, 59495, 59489
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:01:27 66.181.168.115 Post #: 59554


Cleo,

Nice Ass!
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)
Fri, 22 Feb - 10:01:18 151.204.103.156 Post #: 59553


how do the girls that don't
like you talk to you ?
;-)
Kevin
********************

very carefully...
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:59:30 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59552


No, Drestin, this ass belongs to Luna, but Cleo has #1 ticket
;-))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:58:25 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59551


are you sure Serge ?
:-))

how do the girls that don't
like you talk to you ?
;-)
Kevin been there - done that - donno
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:56:42 203.10.89.15 Post #: 59550


and the winner is....

Post # 59462

Best Impersonator come forward, greta job!
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:55:58 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59549


http://freebrazilian.com/porno/latina-pool/images/23.jpg

Is this the ass that belongs to Cleo?

Drestin Bored & Simple
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:55:25 68.42.65.135 Post #: 59548


i haven't followed your crap
whats up?

Meni (The Golden Tongue) Sell Glass Dildoes, as seen on HBO dude
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:54:02 24.147.73.216 Post #: 59547


I hope Serge is not trading votes with some French guy to screw a Canadien poster!


Mike AI
***********************

and what exactly gave you those unreasonable hopes????
;-))))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:47:58 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59546


Kevin,
she likes me, she really really likes me!
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:46:57 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59545




I just hope the Anon Confucy Contest juding is not as corrupt as Olypmic judging!

I hope Serge is not trading votes with some French guy to screw a Canadien poster!


Mike AI
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:45:34 66.157.49.216 Post #: 59544


Luna, you work at the trap?
do you know Fred the manager? works night. George who works the door nights? i only know nights people
Meni (The Golden Tongue) Sell Glass Dildoes, as seen on HBO dude
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:45:25 24.147.73.216 Post #: 59543


Hey Serge,

i see u invited some of your biggest
fans :-)

warming up for the weekend?

Kevin wonna be a wonna be ?
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:45:12 203.10.89.15 Post #: 59542


yes we are,
the finlas will be given at 1 pm eastern in 10 minutes
;-))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:44:31 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59541


So are we ready for a score count yet? ;-)

Timon
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:42:18 66.181.168.115 Post #: 59540


do you wanna make video conferencing board?
*********
Does this mean that I would have to bath and get dressed first? Is this a "trick" question?

Cleo (vaginatarian)
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:40:15 208.61.44.30 Post #: 59539


Timon that is a good point.

Soneone sent me this, I am sure Todd will like it.

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_022102/content/dumb_at_the_dmz.guest.html
Mike AI
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:39:58 66.157.49.216 Post #: 59538


Cleo, see you there my friend:o) My computer crash so bad now!

If board is so irritate and boring or the games is so imature and stupid, why stop by?
Confucy, maybe you really need a shower, but for your onw dirty. I came to internet business to stay, doesn't matter what others think, each one knows about your self.
Maybe the good games is; "Stupid, idiots, bullshit...what else? I am sorry I don't have good vocabulary to these "interesting games " and have no interest at all to learn.

Very good day for everyone!
Luna (i give my ass to cleo) Hot and wet latina pussy
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:38:10 216.77.213.223 Post #: 59537


also...with even fixed IP we never know the fingers which type the post, it can be the rightful owner, it can be member of the family, guest of the house, pool guy, etc...

do you wanna make video conferencing board?
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:36:54 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59536


Serge we have a rule on Oprano for no impersonating. But how can one be certain when someone is impersonating an Anon?
*********************************

Another rule is "2) no anon personal attacks"

Since confucy doesn't respect the rules of this board I don't
think a confucy impersonator should either as far as impersonating
confucy is concerned;-)

Timon
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:36:23 66.181.168.115 Post #: 59535


Serge we have a rule on Oprano for no impersonating. But how can one be certain when someone is impersonating an Anon? This is a tough question.
****************************

Mike, we can't....suntal aka Barry Cohen
lives few blokes from me and uses the same AOL as me...
we can impersonate each other and no one will know the difference
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:35:09 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59534


Serge we have a rule on Oprano for no impersonating. But how can one be certain when someone is impersonating an Anon? This is a tough question. Of course the reality is Confucy is not an anon, but she thinks everyone beleives she is.


One quick footnote on the KP stuff, Sig is having our attorneys at DirectNIC look into the issue of what we can legally do. We maybe able to at least force them off our system. Of course they will just pop up somwhere else... :-(


Mike AI
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:31:05 66.157.49.216 Post #: 59533


Actually YES.

But Im only human.
:-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:30:34 151.204.103.156 Post #: 59532


Serge,
whore = entrepreneur
*****************************

No, pimp = entrepeneur...
whore is either employee or freelancer

Timon
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:29:24 66.181.168.115 Post #: 59531


Voodoo, what's the matter, having difficulties with definitions all of a sudden?
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:27:36 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59530


Serge,
whore = entrepreneur


voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:26:48 151.204.103.156 Post #: 59529


Post # 59526 gets 3 1/2 rating,
real confucy has no sense of humor
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:25:41 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59528


Post # 59524 rated 4 1/2
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:23:14 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59527


Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
confucy
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:23:04 168.143.112.104 Post #: 59526


"Oprano is the most irritating and boring board on the web"
**********
confucy
Only to the nobodies

Cleo_LinkUP (traffictarian)
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:17:54 208.61.44.30 Post #: 59525


The only two people on this board who I have at least some respect for are Timon and PK. The rest of you are a bunch of juvenile idiots and I'd be glad to see you all leave the Internet business alone.

Time for a shower to wash all this Oprano dirt off!

confucy
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:17:13 152.163.207.179 Post #: 59524


Luna,
Nice tag, I'll see your ass at the gym soon :)

Cleo (vaginatarian)
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:16:05 208.61.44.30 Post #: 59523


"Oprano is the most irritating and boring board on the web"

Obviously you missed the link about dolphin sex...

Far-L I learned dolphins ejaculate 14 feet from reading Oprano!
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:13:32 12.228.49.169 Post #: 59522


Post # 59519 is VERY good but not as good as the pevious one in doubt.

rating 7 nevertheless
;-))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:12:07 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59521


Luna,
from my experience,
playing with raffle tickets is one notch safer than playing with asses
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:05:55 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59520


Have you noticed?????? It's all the juveniles who are trying to impersonate me. Adults are emailing me telling me how inmature the games you people playing are.

Vick, I am guilty. I do visit Oprano two or three times a week to see if idiots like you have moved on to a more fitting forum like gangchicks.com or fuckme.com. How old are you, 11? 12?

Serge, how the hell someone like you makes a living on the internet is a mystery only Steve Cohen would know. You two are in the same league.... all talk and pure bullshit.

confucy
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:04:27 205.188.193.42 Post #: 59519


Thats just a glorified
name for a pimp.
:-))
voodooman
**********************

Voodoo,
if you are so good with definitions,
please put the appropriate labels
either
"whores"
or
"johns"
on Yishai and webmasters
;-)))
I was Pimp, and who were them?
;-)))

...and now when you are in New York, you can do it "straight in the face" number!
;-))))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:04:22 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59518


"politically correct"
*******************************
Serge,
you right when put this two words between quotas. I don't like that politically stuff, but we do need to live with this and we all have our private politic ways too.
Luna (i give my ass to cleo) Hot and wet latina pussy
Fri, 22 Feb - 09:03:26 216.77.212.51 Post #: 59517


brokers are GOOD, very good for everything,
I was a broker, I know
***********************
Thats just a glorified
name for a pimp.
:-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)
Fri, 22 Feb - 08:59:16 151.204.103.156 Post #: 59516


Ok if it is last spot... you can have ot for charity Serge ;)

Jim
******************

Jim,
one thing I learned...there is no prize for NUMBER TWO in America
;-)))

your number 2 Card has the same value as my last lottery ticket from a year ago
;-))))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 08:59:03 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59515


Ok if it is last spot... you can have ot for charity Serge ;)

Jim #2 spot on Lunas Dance card
Fri, 22 Feb - 08:55:26 203.164.58.118 Post #: 59514


Cleo,
Luna's ass topic all of a sudden got higher ratings than confucy,
do you see "merchandising" possibilities?
;-))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 08:53:38 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59513


also, Luna,
Cleo has #1 ticket to your ass,
and all you have is ass,
donating your ass can be viewed by some very negatively,
while donating ticket to your ass is another story!

we live in "politically correct" society and gotta obide some stupid rules
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 08:51:51 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59512


Cleo stops in to wave high to Luna.

How is your ass today?

Cleo_LinkUP (traffictarian)
Fri, 22 Feb - 08:50:43 208.61.44.30 Post #: 59511


In that case you can ask straight for me;o)
Luna
********************

what do you mean????
eleminating brokers????

nevaaahhhh!!!

brokers are GOOD, very good for everything,
I was a broker, I know
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 08:50:03 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59510


Luna,
in this case I'll ask Cleo for donation
;-)))
************************************
In that case you can ask straight for me;o)
Luna Hot and wet latina pussy
Fri, 22 Feb - 08:47:43 216.77.212.51 Post #: 59509


Luna,
in this case I'll ask Cleo for donation
;-)))

Sykk, you think your hairs can compete with Luna;s ass?
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 08:42:08 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59508


I thought Jim was number one in line
;-)))
Serge
************************************
That is number two and last one for moment;-))
Luna Hot and wet latina pussy
Fri, 22 Feb - 08:40:25 216.77.212.51 Post #: 59507


Serge, what does vigot mean?
confucy
*********************

are you feeling "confused"?
;-)
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 08:39:50 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59506


Jim,
do you mind donating this ticket for webmaster charity auction?
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 08:39:17 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59505


Holds up ticket #1
Jim
Fri, 22 Feb - 08:37:18 203.164.58.118 Post #: 59504


Serge, what does vigot mean?
confucy Amy's Wet Spot
Fri, 22 Feb - 08:37:06 152.163.207.182 Post #: 59503


Hi everyone,
Serge,she's the number one, lol;o)
Luna
*******************

I thought Jim was number one in line
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 22 Feb - 08:34:03 172.168.48.184 Post #: 59502


Confucy - thanks Love ya babe ;-)

Can you take us in a new direction, maby new subject?

We know how you feel about PP (good call), Lew P, PK and Luke Ford.
Maybe you can give us your special insight into what makes quality erotic internet material
What do you think of
http://www.nerve.com

Off to the movies

Vick Do DO Do Do Do Do DO
Fri, 22 Feb - 08:33:37 68.55.232.91 Post #: 59501