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PK you know how to turn a man on. So many people with XK8s, I laugh.... many probably do not even realize what the XKR has to offer.

I looked into one for my fiance, but decided against it. I went with the CLK430 convertible...

Of course she is becoming a car nut as well, and reminded me that the CL55 AMG is now in convertible...

I laughed at her...

It is a fun car to drive, and a chic maget... I am sure that XKR is a GREAT ride. Only think I could imagine nicer in that range would be an Aston Martin...

Mike AI Great new content coming out!!

Timon,

I did and one of them does have snake. Totally gross scene that served no real purpose. I've never seen grown mean squirm in their seats and look away before until that.
PK

Styles, I think a beer pyramid scheme is in order, top rung gets the most free beer!!

Ever notice in the olden days when The Little Guy got pushed too far the movies would feature Jimmy Stewart and he'd win it over by making a speech, a filibuster, or something like that. But nowadays (Michael Douglas, Falling Down; Denzel, John Q; etc) seems the little guy better have some mean fire power to make his point/stand?

Ok, I'm nodding off into the monitor. Sykk, I'll read your WWF treatise on "the flip side" ... I know it will be well worth it!! G'Night.

Dravyk you know where

Oh boy.. my 14 year old has been telling me for 2 years that he wants a Hemi Cuda. Heck he'd take anything he could and put a Hemi in it. Have you seen the new Chrysler Hemi 300C Convertible?
PK

BTW- if I ever start wrestling on the indy scene my gimmick is gonna be...

THE TYPO KING!!

;>))

TheEnforcer Making Bank

Don't take your kids to Collateral Damage if they have a pet snake ;-)

Timon

Oy... interesting question about the faces.

That's hard tpo predict cause I don't see HHH, Rock, or Austin as being a good fit in that group at all. If I had to pick one it would ne HHH though and no other faces are really really noteworthy where a turn would be a big deal IMHO. Ric Flair is a possibility that would be a big deal but that would piss me off something fierce asthe idea of a Hulk Hogan - Ric Flair alliance makes me want to puke. IMHO in wrestling there is Ric Flair and there is everyone else!!

WHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Besides.. faces are boring .. HELLS RULE!! Much more interesting characters!

TheEnforcer Making Bank

J$tyle$

Im sure when Serge wakes up,
he would, however, I do have
some morals, nothing worse
than this,
http://www.repetrope.com/media/galleries/24005/fullsize/24005-051.jpg

but would settle for this
http://www.wnew.com/opack/contests/2002/Nightie/contestants/97.html

:-)))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Yeah I love Black Hawk Down. Going tomorrow to take my Dad to see Hart's War, then the boys and I will watch John Q after, if I can convince my 14 year old to sit through it..might have to let him go see BigFatLiar on his own. I refuse to go to BigFatLiar cause the tear up *my car*, a Jag XKR.

PK

Yeah PK, all matching numbers on the GT500KR. There is no doubt Shelby American paid to be the movie, what sucks is they could have at least picked a GOOD movie!! :-)

We need to get together and compair cars one day.

Marc De is another one who like fin automobiles, though he seems to prefer exotic, modern, europrean ( german) cars...

Next on my dream list is a Hemi Cuda... Saw one, convertible mint condition for 123k I think I might need a part time job soon!

Anyone hiring?

Mike AI Great new content coming out!!

Thanks Timon,

I was afraid of that.

voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

At this point, I'd settle for
one of them.
:-)
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Shit, I'll start a "horrific looking women and brew fund" for you if you'd like?

Anybody wanna chip in a few bucks?

;o)

J$tyle$ Got Cloud9content on YOUR site yet?

PK your kids did not want to see an Arnie movie?? Kids now adays!! Geesh!!

Did you make it to Black Hawk Down? One of the best movies I have ever scene. Very intense.

Mike AI Great new content coming out!!

What
will happen if I select
clean up on that file folder?
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I ask myself a similar question about once a month, then I
usually spend the next 6 hours reinstalling my OS and
software cursing Bill Gates and breaking stuff ;-))
Timon

Nice to see you PK.. you should take the kids to John Q. DAMN good movie. A little preachy.. but really good. I like Denzel Washington... and any parent can relate to snapping if they were told that they just had to let their kid die when there is a way to save them.

TheEnforcer Making Bank

Which current WWF face do you think will be the first to turn and join the NWO?
PK

Enforcer, LOL!

Sorry, Voo. :-)

Styles, the R scam sounded the worse. :-)

Sykk, I'm falling asleep here on the East Coast! Hurry up with that storyline already! :-))

Dravyk you know where

Ok.. now that my mini crises is over.. Let's talk WRESTLING!! Let's show em Sykk!!

There was an EXCELLENT piece on last night's WWF Raw where Hulk Hogan and The Rock set up a match for Wrestlemania next month. Biggest star of yesterday vs. biggest star of today. Damn good angle and beatdown by Hogan, Hall, and Nash.

TheEnforcer Making Bank

MikeAI,

I think Carroll must have paid for some sort of endorsement in Rollerball. The first seen with the Series 1, the main character hops in, backs it up, and the camera zooms tight on the back end so that you can clearly read Shelby Series 1. About that time my 17 year old grabbed my arm and shrieked.. "I waaaannnntt itttttt".

I didn't know you had a KR. I'm jealous. It's matching numbers right? I looked at one a while back but the engine wasn't original so I passed.
PK

"performing sex acts on horrific looking women"
********************

At this point, I'd settle for
one of them.
:-)
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

After all these years of being a BeerGuru(tm) I was just
being taken advantage of by women...

Timon

Ahh.. didn't see your Drav before I posted both times... :>))
TheEnforcer Making Bank

Voodooman, can't help you with XP (I fortunately don't have that "virus".)
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The fact that Im stupid for
buying XP is bad enough,
no need to rub it in.
:-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Sykk what is up with the new wrestling league? Those are the rejects of McMahon?

I am not a fan of wrestling per se, but I am a huge fan of the business aspect of it. Vince McMahon is one of my business role models.

Even though he bombed with XFL, he keeps on going!!

Mike AI Great new content coming out!!

Ah Ha!! Found it!! It had become a SUBFOLDER of another of my main folders.. thanks much... you're post made me write in detail and made me think a bit about what might have happened.. i'm too damn tired!!

TheEnforcer Making Bank

LOL

Well, I'm already in one for more than 3 years, so it's the "performing sex acts on horrific looking
women" that I'm afraid of.

;o)

J$tyle$ Got Cloud9content on YOUR site yet?

Zebra,

It was bad.. terrible. The original looks like a masterpiece in comparison. The only real carry over from the first to the second was the main characters name.

But I have two teenage sons and there was no keeping them from the movie so I put up with it. They had to put up with me seeing Collateral Damage right after Rollerball. I'm such a mean mom.
PK

TheEnforcer,

hmmm, I deleted one of mine
just to see, and its in
the bin.
Ill do some more checking.
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Enforcer, maybe the folder became a subfolder. Open 'em all up and see.

Voodooman, can't help you with XP (I fortunately don't have that "virus".)

Dravyk you know where

PK now you are talking!! Now way any of those jap cars could compete with the detroit monster!

I have no seen the movie, I saw in the trailer that they have a Series 1 in it. Almost worth going just to see it in the movie. But I will wait for it to come to video.

Thing is Fast and the Furious made a lot of money. Something about Americans and movies, put some cool cars, chase scenes, some hot women, and police and you have yourself a movie.... that will make money.

I heard that the film studio that put out F&F was actually paying movie theatres to run it the first week - then it picked up momentum with the little people who drive those rice burners.

Not sure about the rest of the country, but tricked out Honda Civics, and Mish. Eclipses are common here. On more the one occasion that have pulled up next to me and started reving. Of course if I am in the Vette or the Shelby GT500KR, it does not take long to distpatch them.

I cannot wait till I get my GT 500 back in one peice. My mechanic has it completely broken down, every bolt, everything, it is going to be a fantastic ride...

Mike AI Great new content coming out!!

That's what i thought too voodooman.. but it's not there and I haven't emptied it. i was using the Organize favorites link and was moving it up higher in the list so it would up top and did one of those funky movements with the mouse and... POOF... it was gone. Looked in Recycle bin and it isn't there.

TheEnforcer Making Bank

Damn, I didnt read down
far enough, I seen
the word, "relationships".
On second thought, no
clubbing for me.
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

After several "beers"
men will often succumb to performing sex acts on horrific looking
women who they would never normally be attracted to.
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Voodooman -

This is the part that really scares me

LOL

:o)

J$tyle$ Got Cloud9content on YOUR site yet?

J$tyle$,

I dont see the harm in that.
I should go out clubbing
more often. :-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

LOL @ and with Sykkboy...I'm with you on the Roller Ball tirade, dude!

:o)

Don't know if anyone has seen this yet.

It's from an email that has been circulating today...

*******************
Important Notice:
*******************

Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting pub
regulars to be more alert and cautious when accepting a drink offer
from a girl.

There is a date rape drug going around called "beer" and it appears
in liquid form. The drug is being used by female sexual predators at
parties to convince male victims to have sex with them. "Beer" is
available virtually anywhere. All girls have to do is persuade a guy
to consume a few units of "beer" and simply ask him home for
no-strings-attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against such attacks. After several "beers"
men will often succumb to performing sex acts on horrific looking
women who they would never normally be attracted to. Men often wake
up after having "beer" with only hazy memories of what happened to
them the night before, just a vague feeling that something bad
occurred. At other times these unfortunate men might be conned into a
familiar scam known as "a relationship" - apparently men are easier
victims for this scam after the "beer" has been administered and they
have already been sexually attacked.

Forward this to every male you know.......... However, if you fall
victim to this insidious drug and the predatory women administering
it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details
of your shocking encounter in an open manner with a bunch of
similarly-affected guys. For your nearest support group just look up
'Taverns' in the yellow pages.

;o)
J$tyle$ Got Cloud9content on YOUR site yet?

hmmm... 95% of Brittney's fans are under 16 and for her film debut what does she do in her movie? Parade around half naked and lose her virginity to a convict?
Good choice for a first role! Way to target your audience!
I'm sure that once all the parents have banned Brittney from their house after finding out what their kids saw he doing on screen that she will be broke and washed up..
oh wait..this is America..parents dont care and 95% of the tickets for the movie will be sold to the older brothers of her fans who want to see her parade around onscreen half-naked and lose her viginity to a convict. damn...
Zebra

TheEnforcer,

If you havent emptied your
recycle bin, it should
be in there.
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Er, yeah, the storyline. Seems Vick M. thinks everybody knows the storyline. (He should hand out little books of footnotes.)

I'd given up watching for a bunch of years after seeing Hulk's 800th time winning the belt. Actually about the time Randy Macho Man Savage and Elizabeth disappeared.

Dravyk you know where

Dravyk, Hogan, hall and Nash...well they're lazy fucks who'll ruin the WWF with sloppy ring work, backstage politics and lousy selling...
oh, you mean in regards to the storyline??
SykkBoy chris klien is a bitch

Anyone know if it's possible to retrieve an accidently deleted folder from your IE favorites??

TheEnforcer Making Bank

Zebra, yeah, I loved the mannequin scene...

Dravyk, see what I mean? ;)))

hmm kind of ironic, there were more bastards in my post than an inner city maternity ward and I was quoting the Primus song "Here Come The Bastards" in my tagline.......
SykkBoy Here they come! Better run run run! Here they come!

Btw, Sykk who makes up the New World Order (besides Hulk) and what is it about them that would "ruin the WWF"?

Dravyk you know where

>>> Carrot Top as Captian Kirk and they played it straight...

Sykk, those bastards bastards bastards!!!! :-)

>>> When the director refuses to do any publicity for a movie you know it must be bad.

Speaking of bad movies and publicity ... I think it tells volumes when in the commercials I keep seeing for the new Brittany Spears movie they only her two girlfriend companions have speaking lines. It must be pretty bad when a director can't even find three seconds of the lead talking/acting to put into it!!

Dravyk you know where

Remember Jan Micheal Vincent with the mannequin on the back of the chooper and he knocks it off and the giant scorpions attack it and the guys watching with binoculars think he just left some helpless person to die?
Doesn't get much better than that..and the radioactive cockroaches rocked too lol.
That movie used to be a late-night staple on HBO when it was first starting.
Got a TV with Cable for my 12th birthday and thought there was nothing cooler lol
Zebra

Dravyk, take a peek inside my mind on this...imgaine if they made a new Star Trek movie with Carrot Top as Captian Kirk and they played it straight...

Zebra, the original was actually a brilliant commentary about how corporations were taking over and this one guy did the unthinkable...he became a hero and so they upped the stakes by adding motorcycles and shit :)

I also liked Damnation Alley...Paul Winfield and those fucking big ass bugs...Jan Micheal Vincent riding his motorcycle through the next of giant mutant scorpions...

guilty pleasures but also movies that occupy space on my video shelf and I heard nasty rumors of a new DVD of Damnation Alley :)))
SykkBoy

PK - I heard the new Rollerball movie that just came out was about as bad as a movie can get. When the director refuses to do any publicity for a movie you know it must be bad.
The original with James Caan was bad but it was SUPPOSED to be bad..that is what made it good.
Movies like that are made to be a guilty pleasure..just like Cannonball Run or Damnation Alley..
Zebra

If you could only learn to open-up with your feelings a little, Sykk, you'd be fine.

Dravyk

Is anyone thats still up
running Windows XP?
If so, I have a partitioned
drive, and running low on
space in the c:. I dont
want to uninstall and
reinstall programs from
c: to d:, but xp has a
option to free up disk
space, and in it it has
temp files, temp internet
files, recycle bin and
some others, but the one
Im interested in is the
backup files for previous
operating system. What
will happen if I select
clean up on that file folder?
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Have you seen Rollerball?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
bastards bastards bastards!!!
I hate those bastards that brought about this abomination

of my all time favorites movies gets turned into a gutless, bloodless Dawsone's Creek piece of doghit.....

the cutting out of Rebecca Romajn Stamos' full frontal nude scene was bad enough, but cutting out the violence and changing the point of the game of Rollerball which was a political statement...no heroes, just mindless violence to entertain the crowds....the remake pisses me off on all levels...Chris Kelin needs to be shot and this PG13 piece of shit should have been a hard R with tons of wonton violence......
bastards bastards bastards! I'm glad the remake bombed...

SykkBoy Here they come! Better run run run! Here they come!

Hi Zeeb! Oh sure, you can say that, that you're leaving the country! LOL!

Hi to all the gang there in Paradise for me!

Dravyk

Dravyk - what do you mean ancestor? That was his grandpa! <ducking>
Zebra Insite Adult - Out to Lunch..in negril!

MikeAI

But you couldn't help but love that blown challenger.

Have you seen Rollerball? My son was literally in tears over the Series 1.
PK

If it's a robot, he should be called PowerSerge. :-))
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Hmmmm if that was an evil Russian robot he'd need a nemesis too,
how about UnclePowerSam ;-)

Timon

Don't forget the incredible Bill Fold, inventer of the wallet...

(when you have your shot you have to take it, regardless of the inherent risks)

Far-L Homegrown invented the word niche... in 1000bc!

I think his ancestor, CaveFold, invented fire. :-)))

Dravyk

Rrred: Back in Seattle... What is the good word?

Ulfie: What? Perhaps you could spell it out for me since my recovery from the shock therapy has me moving a little slow...
Far-L Homegrown Content will make your fake amateur site look like you actually have authentic amateur content...

Drav, I am waiting for MikeFold to make a psot with a photo of some robot he designed and fought with in BattleBots..

That mad has done everything!
I can see it now...

"Well back in 1975 me and Bill Gates decided to get robots and start ramming them into each other..."

-- BotFold

Mike AI Great new content coming out!!

>>> It can the the Oprano Battle Bot... we can name him SERGE!

If it's a robot, he should be called PowerSerge. :-))

Dravyk

I just wasted 1.5 hours of my time. Watch the fast and the furious, what a God aweful movie. Horrible acting, terrible predictible plot... Nothing but a bunch of cheap rice burners running around.

I need to be cleansed...
Mike AI Great new content coming out!!

yeah RRRED, wel you know shok, he's a dirty filthy whore.....
SykkBoy

good god! a battlbot conceptualized by Technick???
that would be scary as hell

I would probably steal the idea from the Bud commercial...have a robot that looks like a fridge and open the door to reveal a beer, as the other robot goes for it...WHAM hammer crushes it......
SykkBoy

haha Sykk all of us at Wegcash can still hear our own farts... well except for shot but that's a whole nother story ;)

Hey Far'L where you at ?

RRRED Wegcash / Join4free

Far-L, money talks and well you know the rest.

Ulfie

We all must be Geeks at heart.

It was just a month ago, Nick, Technick, Redlion, and myself were talking about building one!
=o)
Anthony

I will donate some old vibrator motors and some industrial bottles of lube for the bots...

(but I do want a Homegrown logo on the show ready model...)

Far-L Homegrown Content will make your fake amateur site look like you actually have authentic amateur content...

RRRED, I'm not going to touch tht post with a ten foot pole ;))))))))
SykkBoy Here they come! Better run run run! Here they come!

For all you movie fans..

No more free viewings of Cabin Boy

http://zdnet.com.com/2100-1106-840275.html

Movie88 has bitten the dust..
chris/pornoman New Avs Coming Soon :)

Billy will you hit me up on icq? New computer.. I have a BIG ASSHOLE for you :)
RRRED Wegcash / Join4free

Why don't you guys just reprogram spambot into pissing match bot ;-)

Timon

If you guys are serious I know the ultimate evil scientist. His name is Les and he lives in West Virginia. Where else would an evil scientist live? btw, he's a battlebot junky. ;))

Ulfie

I bought my son one of those mini-battlebot kits and we tool around with it....

I have a decent background in physics and some robotics (mainly from messing with erector sets, batteries and aligator clip cables as a kid)

I'd seriously love to do it too :)
I like to build things and destroy things :)
SykkBoy Here they come! Better run run run! Here they come!

"Write that in military time and with numerals for the month of February and it works out to: 20:02, 02/20, 2002"

Hooper, even better if you write the date in AU format (which is prolly of British origin, but I'm not sure). Then you have:

20:02 20.02 2002

:))

Lisa Give your surfers a woody!

That would be a gay bot.

:-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

I love battle bots, I say we should round up some money and get the people to build an awesome battle bot.

It can the the Oprano Battle Bot... we can name him SERGE!

Mike AI Great new content coming out!!

Sykk, I want to build a battlebot. Love that show. Imagine how good figure skating would be if it had kill saws. ;)

Ulfie

Sykk,

I watch when I can.
I'd love to build one,
but dont have 10 grand
to spend on some bot
that will get its ass
kicked.
:-)
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Ulfie, I agree...get those puffy british guys and let them lose in Olympic Village

anyone else a total BattelBots/Robot Wars geek here? :)))
next season I have to go attend a couple tapings...caught one taping last year when they were taping here in Vegas.....
SykkBoy Here they come! Better run run run! Here they come!

Cleo
youve lost it.

mutt,
hahaha, great phrase
My blow up doll has
bush.
:-((
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Cleo looks down and says, right now

Cleo (scarlet-collar worker)

while i have always like the terms 'carpet munching' and 'carpetmuncher' they really don't make much sense these days, when was the last time you saw a woman with a bush?

So i am unveiling my newest catch phrase in 2002, pussy eating is now 'chewing the linoleum'.

mutt

2002
0220
2002
----------
4224 = 12

Cleo (scarlet-collar worker)

Meni,

Thats what Ive been trying
to tell you all along.
Do you do charity cases?
:-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

On another note,
Where the hell has
Vick been?
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Sykk, battlebots enhance any event. btw, junk yard wars should be an olympic event as well.

Cleo, Meni looks old and skanky to me but what do I know, I've never done E.

Ulfie

cantonese,mandarian..spelling hey meni??
joee Drill.....

Feel lucky, at least you have
interaction with Real
women, and not of the
blow up kind.
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voodooman
At least the blow up kind don't empty your bank accounts and come after you with automatic weapons.

Cleo_LinkUP (CarpetmunchingGuru)

In a year that reads the same backward as forward, Wednesday evening will bring 60 seconds of palindromic perfection � at least for those who follow the Gregorian calendar.

Come Wednesday, the time, day, month and year will align: 8:02 p.m., Feb. 20, 2002.

Write that in military time and with numerals for the month of February and it works out to: 20:02, 02/20, 2002.

Hooper

Ulfie
Are you sure, Meni seems to think she looks old and skanky.

Cleo_LinkUP (CarpetmunchingGuru)

voodooman
you need help

cleo i love you
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Figure skating would be much more exciting if battlebots were involved.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

now THAT is an event I could handle...

and they should add tackling to curling...or make the female curlers wearing skirts....
SykkBoy Here they come! Better run run run! Here they come!

Cleo,
Feel lucky, at least you have
interaction with Real
women, and not of the
blow up kind.
:-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

was the waitress over 50?
***********
No then she would have known better then to try to pick up a straight woman.

Cleo_LinkUP (CarpetmunchingGuru) Sex Weekly

Cleo, I'll take your straight friend off your hands for you. ;)

Ulfie

was the waitress over 50?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

voodooman
I think Meni gets the girl after she has passed out from laughing.

Cleo_LinkUP (CarpetmunchingGuru) Sex Weekly

voodooman
Funny thing is Luna, who is straight, and I just came from dinner. While at the restaurant I had my eye on this really cute blonde waitress. Anyway she comes up to me and it turns out that I had dated her roommate a few years ago and she remembered me. As we are leaving the restaurant she comes up and gives her phone number to Luna. So great, I think she is cute and she wants my straight friend.

Cleo (scarlet-collar worker) Sex Weekly

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