OK.. just checking : )

Crawfish are growing, almost time to start sucking heads and pinching tails !!


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) FREE CONTENT

Serge I am a little confused.. if you get a butt plug how will you talk : )
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very carefully
;-))
Serge

Serge I am a little confused.. if you get a butt plug how will you talk : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Special deals for you if you are an asshole!!!

no worries Vick, but I do wonder if that includes quoting legendary punk rock pioneers The Meatmen?

Doesn't eat pussy
Don't suck cock
What the fuck?
Morrissey must die!

:)
SykkBoy Tooling For Anus

Damn Russians
;-)

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

hmmm Interesting.
http://www.sptimesrussia.com/secur/348-349/russian-sex.html
voodooman

Sykk - Your right, can Oprano please forgive me ;-)

sorry got a little carry away by Cleo's post Post # 54583


Vick We can segue in any bad Motley Crue song at anytime but I promise to keep it to the graveyard shift from now on along with food prepartion posts ;-)

Serge,

What I really need is the
address to Brooklyn's #1
Russian Brothel.

voodooman

Vick, I think quoting Motley Crue lyrics is reserved for the graveyard shift only ;)))


SykkBoy are you ready to make some bank, punk?

Since your driving, I really
dont need the address right?
:-))
voodooman

Serge, Your going to drive me to drinkin.
voodooman
*********************

need an address of Brooklyn #1 russian liquor store?
;_))
Serge

ahhhh, Serge changed the url...

hahaha, I was just trying to figure out where the hell this
site came from, because I knew I clicked on the one you posted.
Serge, Your going to drive me to drinkin.
voodooman

"Bring a girlfriend
Maybe bring 2
I gotta camera
Make a star outta you
Let's inject it
Photograph it
Down the the cellar
And let the other boys have it"


Vick 10 Seconds to love - Plug my trigger, my guns loaded with your love ;-)

Todd,
DOJ is monitoring this board, so I did that so save your from theor claws...
you know how non Liberal they are
;-)))
Serge

Cleo,

dang but she is sooo fine:))
sextoyking

Serge,

thanks for changing the url:) LOL

voodo, she does look a little young.
sextoyking Make money selling buttplugs!

Cleo,

Thats rude!!!
voodooman

Todd
There is enough girl there for her to be your next 2 or 3.

Cleo_LinkUP (Are You Experienced)

Todd,
she is not exactly my taste, but...
you are a grown up and your sexual preferences are not my concern
;-))
Serge

I dont know Todd, she looks
a little young.
:-)
voodooman

Serge,

business is business, helping others is kind and gracious:))

could this be my new girl friend??
http://uglypeople.com/uglywomen/html/up-women-00274.htm
sextoyking Make money selling buttplugs!

so,
do you think her "working her butt off" is more valuable for Insight than her "big heart of gold" or not?

I still don't get your fascination with "big hearts" as far as business is concerned...


Ron Levi has a huge heart of pure platinum..

did you see what fuckers did to him in the cartoon he released???
;-))

people like ron with a huge heart of gold always get exploited by others!
;-))
Serge

Serge,

actually Jan. 2002 was better then Dec. same as last year, wierd to imagine that jan would be better then xmas months.
sextoyking Make money selling buttplugs!

Serge,

I am pretty sure pattycake with the "big heart of gold" works her butt off for johnip and the whole insiteadult crew, I have always known her to be a hard worker and team player:)
sextoyking Make money selling buttplugs!

Todd, how was your month of January?

I don't believe anon for a second that business was worse in Jan than in Dec
Serge

Serge,

I never kiss and tell :)) well mabey if she was as good looking as Mike's finace:))

sextoyking Make money selling buttplugs!

Vick,

I am sure they take something. There are costs to process and no one would do it for free.

It's easier to get forgiveness than permission. But, I can't believe they don't just remove it when asked.


Wig

I don't know about Insite,
but I'd take "cut throater" over "big hearter" on any time
;-))

John Cotac,
what is the size of your heart?

LittleC,
you can answer it for him as well
;-)))
Serge

I was wondering if anyone could direct me to some really good ways to get a TGP out and into the open. I have tried a few things and so far and I'm not bringing in the quanity of vistors I would like. The TGP is really nice to, clean, not a bunch of banners, it's really one of a kind.

If you got any tips e-mail me!
webmaster@pimpvibe.com

Pimp Vibe
http://www.pimpvibe.com
Jinx Pimp Vibe

insiteadult is very lucky to have someone like her on there team in my opinion:)
sextoyking
************************

why?

Is Insite Adult moving toward
Non for Profit" status???

what having "big heart" has to do with anything in this "butt plugs" business????
Serge

True... I heard that Visa gave them some extra time to adjust to the new rules that say aggregators must report charge-back ratios on a URL basis, which their system was not originally designed to do.

Perhaps they are getting a grace on the SIC code issue too.

There is no doubt that the reduction in transaction volume across the board is having an affect. It's hard to imagine how this cannot happen.


Wig

Serge,

might I inquire who I kissed and made up with??
-------------------------------
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should I tell?

how the heck do I know whom you kissing?

I have no eyes in Oregon any more
;_))
Serge

Serge,

Pattyecake always did it out of the kindness of her big heart, you can take that to the bank and cash it:)

insiteadult is very lucky to have someone like her on there team in my opinion:)
sextoyking Make money selling buttplugs!

p.s. I don't want my surfers seeing
prechecked
"I agree to a One Time Tax Deductible $1 Donation to The International Center for Missing and Exploited Children.
The charge on your Credit card Statement will appear as WebPldg.org. "

May make them rethink joining


Vick Another great day to be earning money - Check out who we do here ;-)

also more revenue for Ibill
am sure they take a adminstrative fee

I can't believe Ibill thinks this is acceptable to do
Without asking or announcing to anyone

Maybe if I piss long enough and loud enough ibill will address this issue
That is not how I normally deal with issues
Will try to phone and email
I have and didn't like the responce
But WTF else are my options?

Again Would leave Ibill (they are now a secondary processor for me) but have a significant amount of rebills with them
After their BS last summer (lost 30% of my rebills from declines in a 3 month period)
Not comfortable with Ibill


Vick Another great day to be earning money - Check out who we do here ;-)

Serge,

might I inquire who I kissed and made up with??
-------------------------------
Todd,
I'm glad you kissed and made up and you now send caine laced butt plugs as a "peace offerings"
sextoyking Make money selling buttplugs!

one thing for sure - IBILL ain't doing it for the sake of charity.
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Mutt, out of the entire adult community I only saw one person doing it for the sake of charity-
Pathy Cake, and even than I question if she fully knows what she is doing
;-)))
Serge

good point. i wasn't aware of that news. one thing for sure - IBILL ain't doing it for the sake of charity.
mutt

Serge,

I aim to please!!!:)
****************************

Todd,
I'm glad you kissed and made up and you now send caine laced butt plugs as a "peace offerings"
;-)))
Serge

Mutt,

At first glance, it is reasonable to assume that Ibill may be trying to pump up transaction volume. However, charitable contributions are not SIC code 5967.

One of Visa/MC new ways of making it harder for aggregators to manage their charge-back risk was to separate ratios based on SIC codes.

It's a great idea if they can get away with it as a 5967 charge. But if taht is what they are doing it for, what does that really say??





Wig

Serge,

I aim to please!!!:)
-------------------------
Todd,
the butt plug order is coming your way shortly and please...hold the caine pepper spray
sextoyking Make money selling buttplugs!

sharky,
how could you get poor Crystall have eat well done steaks her entire life with ya?
;-))

this si a crime against humanity
;-)))
Serge

Serge -

I have asked Crystal to buy the temperature fork today!
*******************************

Sharky,
hang around,
and we'll show you some other goodies she can buy for you...
Todd,
the butt plug order is coming your way shortly and please...hold the caine pepper spray
;-))
Serge

Jack Warden is still alive and kicking...
I loved that movie..I remember getting HBO as a kid and that was one of the first movies I got to see (one of those stay up late at night on a Friday type things)...
Jack Warden playing both the Fuchs Brothers and of course Al Lewis as the Judge...sadly it happened offscreen, but for some reason I got a major kick out of the mechanic knocking over the protesting nuns with the firehose......
SykkBoy are you ready to make some bank, punk?

i should rent it again. I just remember it being good and starring Kurt Russel and Jack Warden. Is Warden dead or alive?


mutt

"Used Cars".....very underated movie!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Mutt, yup and they're finally releasing it on DVD this week :)


SykkBoy are you ready to make some bank, punk?

most likely related to their merchant accounts, pumping up the number of transactions with this extra dollar thing. Lord knows how IBill has stayed in business this long.
mutt

"Used Cars".....very underated movie!

They say Philly fans would boo a cure for cancer. Kobe was really hurt, looked like he was going to cry cuz they were booing him.

See Tmac's sick dunk? My god, we fucked up here, we could have had McGrady and Carter together for the next decade. Epic battles between T.O. and L.A..

spilt milk now.

Jordan missing an open dunk was kinda depressing. Age beats up the best of us. He admitted it was age that made him miss not just some fluke. Never thought I'd hear Jordan say he lacked confidence.
mutt

why are iBill doing that?
spanno check out these feeds

I'm angry - damn angry
Posted here Saturday about Ibill and the prechecked
"I agree to a One Time Tax Deductible $1 Donation to The International Center for Missing and Exploited Children.
The charge on your Credit card Statement will appear as WebPldg.org. "

Called support on Saturday and they said they would remove it
Thought it may take them until Monday
Checked today - still there
Called support again today
and they tried to tell me it can't be removed
had to get aggressive
I told them it can and will be
They have done it for other clients
Now management is to call me back within 24 hours
They were "in a meeting" now
Would leave Ibill (they are now a secondary processor for me) but have a significant amount of rebills with them
After their BS last summer (lost 30% of my rebills from declines in a 3 month period)
Not comfortable with Ibill


Vick Another great day to be earning money - Check out who we do here ;-)

I have asked Crystal to buy the temperature fork today!
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hahaha, Sorry Sharky, I just
found that funny. When we
had the party at Serge's, I
made Serge take me to Walgreens
to pick on up. My old method, which
still works is this...
1st, wash hands,
2nd, put your finger on the meat,
err steak and count how many seconds untill it burns your finger.
Scale:
1 sec. well done
2 sec. medium well
3 sec. medium
so on and so forth.
voodooman

Sharky..
And next time. I will be sure to bring my special seasoning!!


Glad you could not just whip it up : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Special deals for you if you are an asshole!!!

can anyone buy these people a clue ??

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?s=b6bce45d705f5bb3ab8f302a78a1fa0c&threadid=50293
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

yeah, no shit..I even bribed people with ponies for votes and no one went for the bribe...

kinda like the quote from Jack Warden's character in "Used Cars" "Used to be when you bought off a politician, the sonuvabitch stayed bought!"


SykkBoy Make More bank In 2002

Serge -

I have asked Crystal to buy the temperature fork today!
I am goign to suck it up and learn to cook a medium rare steak! Doesn't seem very appetizing to me, but I will do it just for you!!!

And next time. I will be sure to bring my special seasoning!!

sharky Tech Night!

Morning all,

Anyone see Kobe Bryant get booed in his hometown of Philadelphia at the all star game? haha
JimW 17 NEW sites launched today at SIC Cash

Good to have u back Colin! Glad things worked out.

Oplus News Update
****************

Great Critique of "American Porn" from Salon.com

Porn Legend Christy Canyon Defends Vivid's Steve Hirsch

The Real Inventor Of The Internet Had No Idea It Would Change The World

PayPal IPO Set To Go Again Despite Lawsuits

http://www.opranoplus.com


mutt

Greetings everyone... I apologize for the cut and paste, but I wanted to clear the air on this, as a "company" using the name "ynotcash" has been infringing upon the intellectual property rights of our company YNOT Network, LP, and our president and legal counsel Greg Geelan is already going after them.

Greg Geelan posted the following earlier at YNOT Masters, and it tells the story...

"Many of you are probably receiving spams from an outfit called Ynotcash.com. Please be advised that YNOT Network, LP, which owns and operates YNOTMasters.com, is in NO WAY affiliated with ynotcash.com. YNOTMasters in no way endorses any of the products or services provided by ynotcash.com. In fact, ynotcash.com sought to buy advertising space on YNOTMasters. We refused to sell them advertising, as we did not want to create any confusion and lead any webmasters to believe that ynotcash.com is affiliated with YNOTMasters. Again, it isn't, so use caution and investigate this company fully before utilizing it, just as you should with any other company." --Greg Geelan

Thanks for your time everyone. Bob and I will also be discussing this on the YNOTBob Humpday Lunch radio show this Wed. at noon (PST) at http://www.albumside.com
LAJ YNOT Masters

Do clues cost the same as vowels?
Colin TGP2.COM

can anyone buy these people a clue ??

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?s=b6bce45d705f5bb3ab8f302a78a1fa0c&threadid=50293
Mark

serge is a tough critic
he says my blowjobs are just average
while I'm the most popular bj boy in Fort Lauderdale
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

So using that, you look at:
http://www.nascarodds.com/odds.htm
again.(IF YOU WERE LOOKING AT THIS RACE).

Now, first product is 1/3.
The second product you know is going to be better than 1/4 because Labonte's odds of winning are 1/4 WITH Earnhardt in race but better without him.So maybe 1/3.5 ... keep going.

It's wouldn't be TOO bad compared to what it first seems. Probably better than 1 in 100 million. Still sucks! ;)
Colin TGP2.COM

Colin must be back - I'm having trouble deciphering the Oprano posts with all them thar numbers ;))

Peaches

OK, You COULD use the odds to win and get a much better estimate.

First, you pick the favorite for number 1. Say he is 2-1. So your first in a series of products is 1/2.

Next, you look at all the odds and normalize the probabilities. That is, if number one guy is removed, what is the chance of number 2 winning? So say that is 1/3.

Now you have 1/2* 1/3 and you just keep going until you have 8 products.

There are assumptions here too of course, but I think this shows that the odds aren't NEARLY as bad as they seemed at first. They still suck.
Colin TGP2.COM

About the Race Car Challenge

There will be no winner.

The only way you could make an estimate like this is to reduce the problem a little by making assumption. It's "probability-world" assumptions vs.
intractable real-world problem.

The easiest approximation is Lemonzip's.

1 in 22x21x20x19x18x17x16x15.

The assumption is that the odds are equal for every driver.

Of course, there are odds for every racedriver of winning a race. Not all race car driver's are equal.

If you look at:
http://www.nascarodds.com/odds.htm

Someone like Earnhardt will be 3-1 to win. So picking him first would make your odds a lot better. What you really need are odds of finishing 1st, 2nd, etc.all teh way down to 8. I don't think those are published. If they were, you just multiply your odds together to get total odds. I think this would be most accurate.So, if :

Earnhardt 3-1 of finishing first

Labonte 5-1 (making this up) of finishing 2nd.

Then odds of picking 1-2 if those are your picks are 1/15. (5*3).

Colin TGP2.COM NOW OPEN!

I didn't come as prepared as Serge says you did! lol. I will know for next time!
------------------------------------------

*cough*cough*bullshit*cough*cough*

;-))

Mark

Serge is a tough critic.
:-))

voodooman
********************

Voodoo,
I just look forward toward the future when I retire and open steak house for adult entertainers with you as a partner
;-)))

KILL YOUR COMPETITION EARLY, sorry, Sharky, nothign persoanl
;-)))
Serge

Voodooman. Serge tells me I had a bad day on the grill. lol..
**********************
Serge is a tough critic.
:-))

voodooman

send the shirt
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Sharky,
yes, Hailey really got hooked with him very well,
and ...
thanks God he wasn't trying stealing food from her!

children is HIS specialty
;-))
Serge

3rd place:To baldly go where no woman went before... - Captain Kirk
**********************************

thank you, thank you, thank you!
;-)))
Serge

Troels,
if you are not hurtin,
I'm not hurting...
12 Clicks and his room mates still sends me few hundreds clicks a day,
so I thought I'd point you to the "leak"
;-))
Serge

Serge -

Haioley was talking about Zhora the whole ride home .. "woof woof. nice woof woof!"

for a second I thought we were going to have to dognap zhora! Did you see Hailey Hugging zhora? lol

Voodooman. Serge tells me I had a bad day on the grill. lol.. Although, in my defense, I didn't come as prepared as Serge says you did! lol. I will know for next time!


sharky Hmmm...

Hear Ye, Hear Ye - Let it be known far and wide that we have a winner in our latest ARS Caption Contest - XXXPhoto!! I took time out from my busy party schedule to announce our latest winner! Go to http://www.oprano.com/caption.html and see for yourself!
I'm off again to dodge more beads and mardi gras trinkets! This city is a MADHOUSE!
Edd More Human than YOU, Man....

Thanks Serge

Can't figure it out myself :)
Troels

Ill let you borrow my motorcycle.
:-)
voodooman

Meni,
I'll donate $100 in return for your pic in Oprano babydoll T-Shirt with...
pancakes on the top of your head
;-))
Serge

I'm setting up a fund
Get Meni back to Florida to see Kara.

if you are interested in donating
please email me
hee hee

Yes I'm serious
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Troels,
you've got mail
;)
Serge

Troels,
I have some questions for you...
Serge
Mon, 11 Feb 2002 04:48:17 - IP: 172.138.93.57 - Post # 54474

******

I'm guessing this is me?
I won't be much online the rest of the day probably, so send me an email asap if it's important.
Troels

I gave him a taste of fresh meat !!
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great,
glad to know that I am off the hook with your law suit!
;-))


Serge

he didn't get a piece of chicken
-------------------------------------

yes he did, it's all my fault

I gave him a taste of fresh meat !!

;-))

Mark

Vick,
Actually, although I vaguely remember that, We never worried that much about it.:)
Torone Memories...

Vick,
I wouldn't put much creadance into anything originated by Anons!

Deap Moat is probably yet another confucy's split personality
;-))
Serge

Its your fault for not letting him have a piece of the coconut chicken..poor dog was starving..lol
Cybrbabe
**********************

Cybrbabe,
he didn't get a piece of chicken, but I almost sure he got a piece of ...Ryan's arm!
;_))
Serge (how is Vegas, guys?)

Morning All

Just wanted to thank everyone for coming over yesterday for the BBQ
It was a blast as usual. Drestin it was wonderful meeting you, looking forward to your next trip here so we can get together again.
Sharky the steaks were scrumptious thanks for cooking them for me. Tell Crystal and Hailey Hi for me..and let her know I'm gonna try to figure a way to make it to the Hollywood show...we can go to "the spa together" lol
Serge and Emi too much fun as usual. I'm glad you enjoyed dinner. Don't worry about Ryan. He survived Zhora. Its your fault for not letting him have a piece of the coconut chicken..poor dog was starving..lol
Cybrbabe

Deep Moat - can you please tell us where you got those stats from?

EPOCH +3.2% wtf ??



Vick Another great day to be earning money - Check out who we do here ;-)

did you factor in:

the chance of each driver not finishing

the ability of each driver to finish in a certain place?
i.e. a 20 place driver finishing in second place etc.

---------------

I don't think there are many people able to answer a question with the variables you mention are thrown into. She asked for the total number of permutations, which I gave her (she said combination, but meant permutation).

On a similar note: did anyone see the March 2002 issue of Wired titled "Hacking the Racetrack"? Excellent article.. I'd love to do that.. But my math skills don't warrant it.. :(


lemonzip

December 2001 vs. January 2002,
comparison of gross income for some of the industry's major players:
IBILL -17.3%
CCBILL -8.9%
EPOCH +3.2%
NETBILL -21.8%
JETTIS -6.3%
ARS -13.4%
MAXCASH -18.8%
TOPBUCKS -21.9%
CE -23.7%
SILVERCASH -18.4%
NETMGT -16.2%
BABENET +4.6%
IGALLERY - 27.5%
Deep Moat

`Seems more like a chat in here :-)
Madman Chattin' ?

i think the answer is the total # of permutations you can have.. So the answer is

22 x 21 x 20 x 19 x 18 x 17 x 16 x 15 = 1213470720
___________________________________

did you factor in:

the chance of each driver not finishing

the ability of each driver to finish in a certain place?
i.e. a 20 place driver finishing in second place etc.


JR

Good Morning Oprano,

Serge, you and my wife have both expressed how much you enjoy Italy
The only negative thing she said was Rome was very dirty
Heard crime can be bad there

Torone - you probably were a "duck and cover" kid, kids were taught to "duck and cover in school as protection from nuclear bombs from Russia during the 50's- that is funny/Sad


Mutt - I have a headful of useless knowledge
Comes in handy for watching Jeopardy and playing trivial games

Colin - where are you to do the race car math challenge

Also "Yes, it makes ya get in fights and you often interpret your moods as anger! "
That is when you have been doing it for a while, get agressive and have a chip on your shoulder
At first I found it to make one gregarious and outgoing - very friendly
Then you get obnoxious, but think you are funny
Then you wonder why people interput your fun as assholism
and them you are ready to fight




Vick Another great day to be earning money - Check out who we do here ;-)

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Madman Here are my favorite traffic builders...

err.. that's 12893126400 i can't multiply today :)
lemonzip

Tom,
check your e..

Serge

Mspice. i was thinking about that question (because i am bored and otherwise an useless human being and it just makes me feel better about myself)

it is not so simple as precticting possible outcomes based on the number of drivers.

Doing so, assumes that all 22 drivers will successfully complete the race with 100% certainty

factor the possibility of one or more of those 22 not finishing the race etc which in itself is fairly high and takes the odds of successfully picking them from merely astonomical to some abstract numerical value, to which science has not yet given a name to.



JR

Hi, i'm cleo's friend tom and I've been trying to find potential customers lists for adult tradehows. We have been designing booths for the past two years, and we're having a hard time finding lists of customers that attend the shows.
any info appreciated: 954-537-7507 or email tom@pubsetsf.com
thanks, tom
Tom

i think the answer is the total # of permutations you can have.. So the answer is

22 x 21 x 20 x 19 x 18 x 17 x 16 x 15 = 1213470720

that's a big pool you have!


lemonzip

Good Morning Sergei <kiss>

Mspice What's up with this square pie?

good morning Meni. <kiss>
JR
****************
no tongues, please!!!!!!!!
Serge

good morning Meni. <kiss>
JR