BTW,
Zebra,
please send me e-mail,
we gotta do some corrections
;-)
Serge

weren't that you who was curious how come nobody talks about NOOF?

I can swear I've seen it somewhere...
Serge

Serge I really dont have time today...but thanks for the bait...ahhh Invite to comment;)...Ill be back though;)
JohnIP

Lee, I emailed you :)

How are you doing? We havent talked in a while!

How are things at Pornications, you guys look to be doing great!
DrGuile We know football!

I am still waiting to hear from the winners of the opranoplus superbowl pool. 1st, 4th, and 5th place winners each have some great new content coming to them. Please drop me an email at lee@pornication.com so i can have the cd's sent out.

lee PHOTOGENXXX....come get your prizes

DrGuile ,
Congrats again!

good job and showing!
Serge

Goood Morning!
TGIF!


I got my 1000$ check yesterday, just wanted to thank Oprano and the sponsors ;)

"ow if I could just find a midget with some gin, Id be in business"

DrGuile http://www.privatefeeds.com

JohnIP, also:
http://www.noof.com/shareholder/webcasts.html
Serge

Mr Cash where are your free trial sites i dont seem them on your site?
jack

JohnIP,
you follow NOOF better than I am,
what this is all about?

New Frontier Media Favorably Settles Lipson Litigation
Wednesday, December 26, 2001 8:49 AM
- PRNewswire

BOULDER, Colo., Dec 26, 2001 /PRNewswire via COMTEX/ -- New Frontier Media, Inc. (NOOF), a leader in the electronic distribution of adult entertainment, announced today that the District Court in Boulder had issued an order confirming the settlement of its lawsuit with J.P. Lipson for a lump sum payment of $820,000, which amount has been delivered to his attorneys. As a part of the settlement, the Company expects that the District Court will vacate the judgment previously entered against the Company and two of its officers, and that the evidentiary hearing previously scheduled for January 2002 to determine whether a major witness for Mr. Lipson was paid substantial monies in connection with the witness' testimony at trial will be cancelled.

Mark Kreloff, New Frontier Media, Inc.'s Chairman and CEO, said, "This is a huge victory for New Frontier Media. While we were confident that we would prevail in the evidentiary hearing scheduled for next month, when the opportunity arose to put this lawsuit behind us we decided it was in the best interests of the Company and its shareholders to forgo the evidentiary hearing and agree to a settlement. This settlement essentially is a repayment of the money that Mr. Lipson paid directly to one our vendors in October 1998 plus interest on that money, as well as sharing in less than 10% of his trial expenses.

"We are ready to put this litigation behind us and move forward with our plans to grow the business," continued Kreloff.

Serge

Serge,
You're Welcome! One of us needs to be around to tell the tale.:)
Torone

but I hold a record for high PSA.
Torone
***********************

1) you read my mind
;-))
2) thanks for reminding me to take my Vit E and Flomax
;-))
Serge

Since theres a song redition theme today...just heard the PMS song(rewritten words to the Creme tune..."Born under a bad sign")on my morning radio show entitled..."Born in a bad mood"

Born in a Bad Mood
Shes been cranky...since the 28th
If it wasnt for Bad Moods
She wounldnt have no mood at all..;)
JohnIP

True. In my case, I won't worry about it. I'm not in the same league as most of the posters here moneywise; but I hold a record for high PSA.
Torone

Torone,
"loaded" pussy can kill you too!
;-)))
Serge

Serge,
Everybody has a weakness (mine is pussy). His killed him.
Torone

He just had a weakness (Indian) for alcohol.
************************

naaahhhh,
my only weakness was trading options which I cured at the cost of $100,000+
;-)))
Serge

Dan,
Baobab is a very long-lived tree. As I recall, it drops long trailers from the branches which reach the ground and take root.
Torone

or a tree

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

I think a baobab is what you get when a brother gets his sister pregnant.

Cleo_LinkUP (Are You Experienced)

baobab is an African tree with very wide trunk which lives for over 5000 years
;-))
Serge

Timon,
Lab worker IS a dirty and thankless job. Of course, the worst, IMO, is the poor soul who has to clean up after the incontinent patients...
Torone

reincarnation is cool unless one is reincarnated as baobab
-----------------------
wth is a baobab?

*on another note*
Gina, if you or rufftuff(is that correct?:)see this we have your dedicated server pluged in and ready for you.

dantheman you know the drill, click for kicka$$ hosting

Serge,
Yep, fer shure!

What I meant was that your posts are very much like my late blood brother would post. People always thought he was just 'the junk man'; but he was actually very well-educated and quite accomplished. He just had a weakness (Indian) for alcohol.
Torone

reincarnation is cool unless one is reincarnated as baobab...
**************************

yeah or a hospital lab worker ;-)

Timon

Torone,
reincarnation is cool unless one is reincarnated as baobab...
than it ttakes 5000 years for the next one...
boooooooooooooooooooring!!!!!!
;-)))
Serge

People, Serge makes one believe in reincarnation!
Torone

Timon,
Still, it's better than being a urologist, LOL!
*****************************
Yeah or the guy in the lab who examines stool
samples for a living, that has to be the shittiest
job in the world ;-)

Timon

Yes Timon, but I heard that his health provider added an extra surcharge for carpal tunnel syndrome coverage.
:)

DaveAFX
***********************

but also I got credit for "plumbing services",
they like when pipes are "clean"
;-)))
Serge

Wow, did you negotiate a discount with your
life insurance company?

Timon
*******************

yes, big one, I told them I was non-smoker!
;-))
Serge

"Wow, did you negotiate a discount with your
life insurance company? "
_____

Yes Timon, but I heard that his health provider added an extra surcharge for carpal tunnel syndrome coverage.
:)

DaveAFX

So THATS the secret to posting 40k times in one year.
**************************

yes, that and 3 packs of cigarettes a day
;-))
Serge

Timon,
Still, it's better than being a urologist, LOL!
Torone

Serge,
My compliments!
(A) Thirty seconds!
(B) You are well-educated!
Torone

yes, DaveAFX, and that even includes coffee break!
;-))
Serge
****************************
Wow, did you negotiate a discount with your
life insurance company?

Timon

So THATS the secret to posting 40k times in one year. No wonder I can only post 3 - 4 times per day.


DaveAFX

Yeah you'll get to look at herpes and yeast infections
all day long, what a job!!

Timon
*****************

Timon,
I strongly believe that if YOU can't find the new look and perspective-
no one can
;-)))
Serge

Serge, are you going for it twice?
**********************************

yes, DaveAFX, and that even includes coffee break!
;-))
Serge

BTW, things are always looking up when you're a gynecologist!:)
*******************************

Yeah you'll get to look at herpes and yeast infections
all day long, what a job!!

Timon

BTW,
here is the e-mail to keep handy:

Federal Trade Comission e-mail to report spam:
UCE@FTC.GOV

I forward all mine there from now on.
Serge

:))
DaveAFX

"see you all in 30 seconds! "

Serge, are you going for it twice?


DaveAFX

yeap, it was him,
I remember that quote
;-)))
Serge

Serge,
I believe it was Shakespeare ho wrote, "There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.". I may not believe; but I DO try to keep an open mind.:)
Torone

My background in medicine (I'm an amateur gynecologist, LOL) tells me it would.:)
Torone
***********************

good idea!

see you all in 30 seconds!
;-))
Serge

BTW, things are always looking up when you're a gynecologist!:)
Torone

I don't believe in cholesterol.
**********************************

Torone, unfortunatelly things happen regardless if we believe in them or not.

would you beleive if I told you 5 years ago when you were managing computer service company that you become "opranoid"?

I bet you wouldn't
;-)))
Serge

My background in medicine (I'm an amateur gynecologist, LOL) tells me it would.:)
Torone

Statistics prove that a man who has sex more than twice a week cuts his chances of a heart attack by 50%.
*********************************

I know Serge is too shy to ask so
I'll do it on his behalf...

Does masturbation count?

Timon

Timon,
Thanks for sharing!:(
Torone

How is everyone's shit today?
**************************

Mine is light brown and slightly on the creamy side.
A few speckles, I guess I didn't chew well enough
last night, no complaints with the exit speed...

Thanks for asking :)

Timon

Serge,
Since I built my first adult site, most of my minisite names (the ones that reside in folders on a domain) have been registered by someone else AFTER I put them online. Hell, someone even registered one of my nicks (The Dirty Old Man). I won't mention no names; but I think his nick was 'Big Dawg'.
Torone

Sabrina,
It really sucks when some unethical person screws you over, don't it? You have my total sympathy.
Torone

I don't believe in cholesterol. Statistics prove that a man who has sex more than twice a week cuts his chances of a heart attack by 50%. Besides, there is something to be said for quality of life.
Torone

Scary domain names
opranohascleopregnant.com

How is everyone's shit today?

My the traffic gods show no mercy on your servers today.

Cleo_LinkUP (Are You Experienced) Looking for a Top

Sabby,
you didn't sacre us,
you just put everybody in the deep thought....
what if somebody registers
sexwithoprano.com ????
;-))

I'd be terrifyed!
;-)))
Serge

I'm sorry, I'm just a little bitter...

I didn't mean to scare you all away!!!

Sabby:)
Sabrina

Maybe I'll make a new site

dontstealmynamebitch.com .net .org .info .biz .co.uk and .org.uk

are all available!

Sabby:)
Sabrina

CactusButt...
I could register all of those and then she could still go and grab

xxxxxxxxxxxxxsexwithsabrina.com
and call her site "Sex With Sabrina"

I think I'm stuck having an evil twin.

Sabby:)
Sabrina

that is exact reason why I stick to masterbation,
I ALMOST there where I want it!
***************************

It's like taking a leak, other people only make a big
mess if they try to help what you know best yourself ;-)

Timon

Good morning Oprano.

Sabrina - I am not sure what you can do about the other amateur Sabrina...but if it were me, I would go domain shopping to protect myself against others in the future.

Have you ever had a gallery listed by The Hun? It always amazes me the amount of traffic that comes from domains that are still his site, just variations on the name.

I saw it looked like you had sexwithsabrina.net, but not .org? I am not a big .net and .org fan, but then again, I do not really have a .com worthy of protecting.

For example, sex-with-sabrina.anything was still available. xxxsexwithsabrina.anything was still available.

At $15 a year, even I came up with 10 variations, and regged them for 10 years, that $1500 would still be less than I could probably sue one time for.

CactusButt

Basic rule of thumb is you can do anything you want as
long as you know how to do it ;-)
************************************

Timon,
that is exact reason why I stick to masterbation,
I ALMOST there where I want it!
;-)))
Serge

cj,
anyway,
you gave a KICK ASS idea and let's see if we can implement it.

we'll give your proggies outweight in rotation for suggesting it!
Serge

any Flash gurus out there who can tell me what's involved and if it can be called from our server?
***************************

Basic rule of thumb is you can do anything you want as
long as you know how to do it ;-)

Timon

that was what i was babbling about in the email when you were starting the 'banners in sponsor stats' project ...
***********************

and my previous post just proved beyond the reasonable doubt my IGNORANCE on the subject!
;-)))

I have more knowledge of Gausse and Bernulli curves
(thanks, Colin)
than Flash
;-))
Serge

now if this ticker had all sponsors announcements in it, and was used as a banner to put on all of your sponsors sites, think of the extra exposure oprano banner would give advertisers!!
***********************

cj,
if I also knew ANYTHING about Flash and how it works,
I'd be PRICELESS!
;-))

I don't know how easy/hard would be to reprogram the banner, as we lose 1-2 sponsors each month and gain 2-4

any Flash gurus out there who can tell me what's involved and if it can be called from our server?
Serge

that was what i was babbling about in the email when you were starting the 'banners in sponsor stats' project ...
cj (vaginator) No-one pays more.

Now there's a creative way to
say "FTC investigation"
*********************************

Timon,
on the second thought,
keep eating at Hyatt...
did you have your eggs today?
;-))
Serge

serge, that is the news ticker ... the links it goes to are the news items that are in it I think ...

now if this ticker had all sponsors announcements in it, and was used as a banner to put on all of your sponsors sites, think of the extra exposure oprano banner would give advertisers!!

cj (vaginator) No-one pays more.

Timon,
independent survey showed that NOBODY pays/pays more than what SergesCash used to pay, period
**************************

"independent survey".....

Now there's a creative way to
say "FTC investigation"

;-))

Timon

cj,
after getting to NatNet one more time I got to...
http://www.opranoplus.com/aholevote.html
no wonder I won this one by the mile, it's all YOU votes!
;-)))
Now I know who my secret admirer was
;-)))
Serge

I
prefer eating at the Hyatt for $4.95 ;-))

Timon
**********************
..and get salmonella!

Timon, if you don't treat yourself right,
how can you treat well others???
;-))
Serge

second click on that banner sends traffic to
http://www.extremegreen.com/

I'll see Mark on Sunday, so this bill I'll collect myself
;-))
Serge

Peninsula is on the other side of the river, too far
of a drive for me... also $8 is a bit expensive, I
prefer eating at the Hyatt for $4.95 ;-))

Timon

serge, i'm ready for night shift sweetie :-)
**************************

wait, please, let's bill NatNet first!
;-))
Serge

cj,
I have a quickie....
http://sexhit.com/resources/
there is Opranoplus flash banner and when I click on it it goes to...
National Net!

should I send SweetT the bill?
;-)))


Serge

oh, and mr-cash, link is now on my tgp2 to your tgp2 ... :-)

cj (vaginator) No-one pays more.

serge, i'm ready for night shift sweetie :-)

and intergal's higher payouts are per active member. how pathetic is $100 per active member compared to $70 per free signup!! *scoff*

sexhit layout is not new, but it has been there for only a few months ... i did it when i got sick of looking at the old one, and will do another design when i'm sick of looking at this one :-)

and as mr-cash said, there is now a link to http://www.mr-cash.com - one of our favourite traffic partners!! :-)

cj (vaginator) No-one pays more.

Who pays more is irrelevant, it's who counts
more what is important ;-)
*******************************

Timon,
independent survey showed that NOBODY pays/pays more than what SergesCash used to pay, period
;-))
Serge

I am never eating an egg again!

Timon
********************

Timon,
the BEST breakfast in Bangkok is at Peninsula Hotel,
never in my life I've seen such a varaity!

Have it on me,
send John the bill for $8...or charge it to the room 3305
;-)))
Serge

Serge,

Who pays more is irrelevant, it's who counts
more what is important ;-)

Timon

Actually Serge...mine is 208 =)

That sexhit has been there awhile...
but there is a cool new MrCash link!
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

Uff chat about eggs & bacon, just what I wanted
to read after recovering from being sick from a
week due to salmonella poisoning from eggs...

I am never eating an egg again!

Timon

lso...
your claim
cj (vaginator) No-one pays more.
is NOT correct,
http://intergal.com pays MORE
;-)))
Serge

BTW,
is that new look of
http://www.sexhit.com/
or I haven't been there in a while?
Serge

cj,
I guess it's your time now to throw the balls in the air!,
my mind is shot
;-))
Serge

morning....what's the order of the day?
--

shit, did I go to the coffee board by mistake?!

evening opranauts!

cj (vaginator) No-one pays more.

Cholesterol...what's that?
*******************************

it's the stuff inside your blood vessels which leaves deposits which accumulate 'till blood can't reach your heart,
it's all good, as at the end it relieves you from all the headaches the living must endure
;-))
Serge

dantheman,
my wake up call came when I checked mine few years ago and the reading was 365
(below 190 is norm)
Serge

when was the last time you checked your cholesterol level?
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Cholesterol...what's that?

mmmmmm.....bacon.
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

when was the last time you checked your cholesterol level?
----------

i havent, isnt that sad:( but i do have a physical coming up next month, hopefuly it'll be ok
dantheman morning after

>> i've enver seen epoch process any lolita / underage / beasty sites.

right this is my point how can they do it and others can't ? also how do visa regs against it apply to them and not other processors ?


spanno

Mr.Cash, Dantheman,
when was the last time you checked your cholesterol level?

I have news for you!

Cholesterol is a silent killer and heart attack is in your future...

more eggs anyone?
;-))
Serge

morning....what's the order of the day?
----------

two eggs over medium, hashbrowns smoothered,covered,and bacon, glass of oj with a shot of stoli
:)
dantheman morning after

morning....what's the order of the day?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I'll have 2 eggs over medium,bacon,hash browns and a BIG pot'o' coffee!

Put a rush on it and it'll reflect on your tip!
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

morning....what's the order of the day?
;-)
Serge

morning serge:)
dantheman morning after

I have to giggle at the image of KidSlick with a little shepherd's cane herding a bunch of cats....
SykkBoy

PayPal announced delay of it's IPO AGAIN...some patent infringements issues cited
Serge

sab, not sure there's much u can do,I wouldnt worry to much if i were you, just keep doing whats making you and your site successfull.
BTW, your much better looking
:)))
dantheman Good morning oprano