guys, gals and cj,
;-)

check post # 1076
at
http://opranosearch.com/msgboard/

if this is not golden opportunity, I don't know what golden opportunity is.
Serge

When we hang together which one of us spends the most time pissing?
*********************************

you!

every 37 minutes like a click!

I never seen so much predictable woman in my life...
but only when it comes to piss!
;-)))
Serge

Serge
When we hang together which one of us spends the most time pissing?

Cleo_LinkUP (Are You Experienced)

ahhh...
they don't make pissers the way they used to!
;-(((

Gone with the wind..
http://www.opranocontent.com/msgboard/

where are zee MEN with HUGE bladders????
;-)))
Serge

I guess I could just sniff Serge for a buzz.

Cleo
******************

oh, puuuhhleeze!

I washed myself last Monday!
Serge

and I bet you can even hear my voice in your head!!!
----------------------------

Absolutely!!!

I told you, everytime I read a post by you - I hear your unmistakable voice AND wonderful accent!

;o)


CJ -

Did you ever get my email?

Please respond, sweetie.

:o)


J$tyle$ (Got Cloud9content on YOUR SiteYet?)

Torone
I guess I could just sniff Serge for a buzz.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

those pickem questions were really hard :-(
i need a pickem glossary LOL
******************************

I spent 34 minutes figuring out the first question!
;-)))
Serge

Jon,
YES, you can!!!!!

and I bet you can even hear my voice in your head!!!

if idiots did not exist, they should have been invented!
;-)))
Serge

those pickem questions were really hard :-(
i need a pickem glossary LOL
cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

...........and I am having time of my life with this cretin
;-)))
===========================

I can almost see your smile through the Net

;o)


J$tyle$ (Got Cloud9content on YOUR SiteYet?)

And then you can type the way I do...:)
Torone

Cleo,
Sniffing glue will kill you. Have another glass of Scoth.
Torone

If nothing else, at least you're consistent!
***********************

...........and I am having time of my life with this cretin
;-)))

I haven't pissing with morons since I left pond,
I miss the fun...
;-)))
Serge

LOL

If nothing else, at least you're consistent!

;o)


J$tyle$ (Got Cloud9content on YOUR SiteYet?)

Jonathan, you know that I can't piss with you...your check hasn't cleared yet!
;-)))
Serge

STK -

Got your email...will send you something in the next day or 2, THANKS!

Send me a 120 x 60, and we'll reciprocate!

:o)

Serge -

Piss?

and I quote from http://www.opranocontent.com/msgboard/

Fuck you, ya goat fuckin' fuck!

;o)


J$tyle$ (Got Cloud9content on YOUR SiteYet?)

TE,
actually this is the same idea, and
I am sure you will benefit from it, but it mostly geared towards "big dogs"...and it's even FREE for everybody,
shit, how did I manage to come up wiht that!?
;-)))

not my usual style
;-)))
Serge

err.. Serge even.. :>))


TheEnforcer Shouldn';t you be Making Bank?

Damn Sege.. that's two IDEAS you've had today!! What gave you the extra inspiration today?? Hope they work out great BTW!!


TheEnforcer Shouldn';t you be Making Bank?

OK
I'm trying to decide if I want to go over to Boom or stay home and sniff glue.

Cleo_LinkUP (Are You Experienced)

Colin,
after you launch
http://tgp2.com
will you still run Oprano tgp2 board or should I use the space for something else?

I have an IDEA!
;-))
Serge

CB,
sleep better tonite, herer are my picks as a matter of public disclosure
;-))

I KNOW I'm gonna win!
;_)

http://www.oprano.com/sportsphool/view.php?userfunc=0&gWeek=1&
Serge

Cleo, ladies don't drink beer,
they only drink champagne, beer makes them fart!
;-))
Serge

OK
I'm trying to decide if I want to go over to Boom or stay home and have another beer.

Cleo_LinkUP (Are You Experienced)

I want to go over to Boom or stay home and smoke another joint.
********************************
Cleo,
Opranoits don't smoke
;-))
Serge

Luna went home to the husband. I'm trying to decide if I want to go over to Boom or stay home and smoke another joint.

Cleo_LinkUP (Are You Experienced)

to piss with you or piss on you :)
***********************************is Luna still with you?

you both can piss on me!!!
;_))
Serge

seems like this board is too small fro me to find qualified pissers...

but...
I always find one, and close to home
;-)))

http://www.opranocontent.com/msgboard/
Serge ÊÊ
Sat, 02 Feb 2002 05:12:19 - IP: 172.158.111.42 - Post # 52271
*********
Serge
I'm always more then happy to piss with you or piss on you :)

Cleo_LinkUP (Are You Experienced)

Mutt,
seems like this board is too small fro me to find qualified pissers...

but...
I always find one, and close to home
;-)))

http://www.opranocontent.com/msgboard/
Serge

yeah better not say anything negative about Jenna or Super Meni will attack in her honor. Think she sent him a doll?

Of course meni is free to insult the rest of womankind :)


mutt

Mutt, she isn't bad....
too bad Meni is in Florida and can't read it
;-))
Serge

cool site.......two pages of thumbnails from the Hustler Hollywood Jenna Jameson Action Figure Release Party. She looks great but she sure doesn't look like
the original Jenna. Looks like she has bigger bolt ons now too. I think she wants to be Pam Anderson no?

http://www.wireimage.com/GalleryListing.asp?navtyp=gls=1===7609
mutt

MikeAI,
please give me a buzz when you have a chance,
I have an IDEA...
Serge

mutt - Thanks. That is what I figured.

Mike - If you do win, I would want you to keep the prizes. As for your getting lucky and actually winning...well, I know you CAN get lucky...I saw that pic awhile back of your finace in the Oprano t-shirt, so, I know you CAN be lucky! :) As for me being warm and fuzzy...do worry...I'll have plenty of Heinekein on hand, so that will not be a problem! :)

CactusButt

pushes count as a win for both sides.

hmmmmm.....i think it's going to be a blowout but i have been listening to some smart people today who think New England will cover the spread. I won't bet this game.

is MikeFold still involved in the Terri Welles case? That is a great quote by her "Pound sand Hefner!"

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mutt

Mike,

you are a true Mench!!! :)
------------------------

Just for you CactusButt, we all want to be all warm and fuzzy!
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Cool with me mutt. I certainly wasn't insinuating any wrong doing. I have run many a pools, not for 6k, but for several hundred bucks each, and I always made sure my picks were known before deadline, just in case...not like I ever won anyways... :)

Question?

What are we doing with "push" picks? i.e. Rams are favored by 14, they win by exactly 14. Over/Under is set at 53. Total points scored is 53.

CactusButt

Cactusbutt, how about this - If I win ( HAHA), I will give all my prizes to the next person inline.

Just for you CactusButt, we all want to be all warm and fuzzy!


Mike AI You can do it!!!!

Cactus Butt u may be right about Oprano guys should make their picks public beforehand BUT we had this contest going all season, 16 weeks, and not one of us did squat in it. Mike and Billy were terrible, Ed not much better, I didn't play. Serge didn't play.

I will post my picks publically because I am the only person who has access to the ADMIN area.
mutt

damn.........thanks Cactus Butt. I should have thought of that.
Hmmmmmmm.........ok.......we have to move the deadline up to 12 PM to get the basketball game in. It's not as if we haven't spammed this contest enough so nobody should miss who wanted to play. And nothing is going to happen between 12 noon and 6 pm to change anything SO 12 PM EST is the DEADLINE!!!


mutt

CB, Cleo, thanks for putting new sponsors to the test drive and I appreciate you comments and results at
http://opranosearch.com/msgboard/

interesting info about tests of the old proggies.
Serge

CB,
ok, I will do it tomorrow,
'cuz I don't want some less than crystally clear webmaster change his/her picks because of me posting the winning combination!
;-))
Serge

With the amount of players we have for SuperPickem and going by the regular season Pickem there's a better than average chance there will be ties.

I think the tie breaker should be based on the question that have a little bit of skill to them. I'd hate to see someone lose just because they predicted the coin toss wrong.

So here is THE OFFICIAL MAXCASH SUPERPICKEM™ TIE BREAKING FORMULA
**********************************

QUESTION #15: Winner of Game Against the Spread (St Louis is a 14 point favorite)......meaning to you non gamblers, New England starts the game with a 14-0 lead.

QUESTION #13: The OVER/UNDER for the game which is 53. Meaning the total score combined of both teams will be either OVER 53 or UNDER 53.

QUESTION #10: The OVER/UNDER of just New England's points which is set at 20. Predict if New England will score less or more than 20 points.

QUESTION #3: Which team wins the FIRST HALF against the spread. St Louis is -8 points. So it's like New England having an 8-0 lead.

QUESTION #2: Which team will score first?



QUESTION #4: Will the first score of the game be a TOUCHDOWN or something else, a field goal or a safety.

If those don't settle a tie we'll just go from the top until we have a winner.
***********************************

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mutt EXACTLY 24 HOURS LEFT TO GET YOUR SUPERBOWL PICKS IN!!! FIRST PLACE IS $2,000.....$1,000 IN COLD HARD CASH $1,000 IN GREAT CONTENT....JUST DO IT NOW BEFORE U FORGET!

Serge - In all seriousiness...I think Orpano officals SHOULD play and be eligible to win! I mean, we are talking about $6k, right?

I do think Orpano officals should publicly post their picks prior to the start. Not that I don't trust y'all, not that collusion isn't still possible...just would make me a little warmer and fuzzier...

CactusButt

mutt - I remember somebody asking about cutoff time for http://www.opranoplus.com/superbowl ?

Pacers/Bullets game starts at 12:00 Eastern, so shouldn't it close before that game starts?

CactusButt

$6000 question:
if I win, am I qualify or is it like usual?
;-)
Serge

Ulfie,
Much thanks. Keeping it under my hat until Monday, give everyone in the program now the opportunity to use it first.
The Lesbians are hot and should do very well. They have gotten a really good response


Are YOUR picks in yet?
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Vick Something new .... Getting even better

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Well crap - either you guys added questions (which I HIGHLY suspect since I've never been wrong in my entire life....;)) or I omitted some of them that I sent to the kid to answer. That means I'm on my own for a few of them. YIKES!

Peaches

Vick,
Great announcement today! I'll be working all night building stuff to promote cloud9cash. I've only done a little testing but I'm doing around 1:200 so far with crap traffic. Can't wait to toss the good stuff at it. ;)


Ulfie

LAMike, bascily it is whoever gets the most prop bets right, incase of a tie, the tie breakers go from top to bottom. That is the choices at the top are more important incase a tie-breaker is needed.

MikeFold is the final Judge on the SuperBowl Pick'em. If he is around, I am sure he can clearly state the tie breakers. ( I am sure I am confusing people)

Remember using the Enie-Meanie-Minnie-Moe techinique is a fair way to pick! :-)


Mike AI You can do it!!!!

MikeAI/Serge: How do you win the the SuperBowl thing anyways? Is it overall who gets the most correct or what? I guess I could go read the site but its much easier to ask. ;)




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serge,
i just moved to San Diego - the city with the second-lowest smoking rate in the country...think it'll rub off on me?? ;-)))
(and i was met by the coldest weather in 10 years and a massive hailstorm, what up wid dat????? ;-))

MikeS

Okay, just so everyone has a chance to plan ahead... get our your pencils, and mark off the last weekend of may first weekend of june...

can you say "montreal"?

:-)
RawAlex findpics

Gooooood mooooorrrrnnning Opranoville!

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Gavster Get yer titties and beer here

What a night on Bourbon Street, I could have sworn I saw you Serge but it was another guy with another guy dressed up like a goat, could not figure that out : )

Wish it would just warm up a little, the tits come out a lot more when its warmer : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) RRRED is the asshole of the month !

Those who remember Mkstats (Serge!) will love this:
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Zebra

mutt - I handle the Cumquest toon series. It is available ont he Toonplugin content CD. Yes, I am selling it to sites needing flash toons.
If you received spam from someone selling it please forward me a copy. There are more sites out there with my toons who have not paid than there are sites that HAVE paid and I love finding new ones. It means I get to sue another thief :)
Zebra

"also been known to "put toothpaste in their ass." "What's the
purpose?"

-------------------

I guess they're just following their dentists advice and trying to brush in between those 'hard to reach' spots ;-))))


MikeW a new form of colon cleansing ...

Morning Oprano

"Pound sand Hefner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Mike, do you write this stuff for her? I love it! :)

Drestin

Well the Evil Doers seem to be making rather peculiar houseguests on Guantanamo Bay. Fucking mutants.


from the Weekly-Standard.com

...When I ask the Marines if they've seen anything weird, they laugh
sheepishly, looking at each other. Finally, Sgt. Josh Westbrook, who
sports a forearm tattoo of flaming baby heads, steps up. "They know
they're being watched," he explains, "so they'll stare at you, and
while they stare at you, they'll, uh, masturbate."

According to these Marines, they don't just pleasure themselves to
freak out the snipers, but also to embarrass the female Army guards in
the camp's interior. The weirdness doesn't end there. They've also
eaten their toiletries and urinated on equipment. "The other day,"
says Westbrook, "one of the guys tried to do a naked cartwheel." In
the most bizarre twist, Lance Corporal Devin Klebaur says a few have
also been known to "put toothpaste in their ass." "What's the
purpose?" I ask. "I'm not sure," he says, puzzled.


mutt

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OK i'm back with a Coffee

wow i just checked my UCJ stats
and traffic has gone from 135% prod.
to 90% today !

anyone else get those differences
in one day ?
Kevin Adult Webmaster Playground

Is LAMike or someone from Silvercash around?

You may wanna check out your java and the stayUnder() function.

http://www2.blacksweeties.com/cgi/click?account=395603&site=bs&program=signup

I noticed the same thing on the Latins Finest site...didn't check the other sites.

Kinda spoils the "fun" of me getting exit console credit, if the exit console doesn't fire, no?

CactusButt

Morning Oprano,

Hope everybody has a great weekend.

Shrimpy, hit me on icq when you have a chance. ;)


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cleo, sounds like a usual night around here :-)))

i've been desiging a tgp2 gallery for 3 hours LOL
cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

Howdie Folks it's midnight here
in australia and i got 4-5 hours
work ahead of me but before i start
i wanted to say "HI" to you all
especially my good friend Serge
anywho got to get a coffee brb

Kevin Adult Webmaster World

cj
With my party goods there will be a lot of "what was I saying."

Cleo_LinkUP (Are You Experienced)

"cleo, your invited!
i'm sure mike won't mind :-) "

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Absolutely! I won't mind at all ;-)


MikeW changing the landscape ...

cleo, your invited!
i'm sure mike won't mind :-)


cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

MikeW
Let's see, most places on Los Olas does allow pets, not sure about a whole herd of goats...

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

"We need to find someplace that doesn't mind mutual shaving at the lunch table."
--------------------

If you find a place that allows GOAT shaving, by all means, please let me know!!!

;-)))))
MikeW shaved love-goats ... for your pleasure

cj
If I get invited we will have some kryptonite party favors.

Cleo_LinkUP (Satisfied with yourself?)

Lunch sounds great. We need to find someplace that doesn't mind mutual shaving at the lunch table.

Cleo_LinkUP (Satisfied with yourself?)

serge, the bed would see less action with me sleeping in it LOL

mike, your on!!
i'll bring the tim tams and aussie alcohol ... unfortunately, that's all i'm prepared to carry through customs ... rest of the party favours are up to the locals!!

:-)))

cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

Cleo,
since I don't run SC anymore, I find morning ritual of shaving VERY stimulating
;-)))

see you for lunch,
let's butt heads together how we can charge it to MikeW acount!
;-)))

Serge

Good Morning

Cleo_LinkUP (Satisfied with yourself?)

cj, sure I think I can get away for at least one evening!

I might even have to throw a party here at casa de wyldesites ;-)))
MikeW we built this city ...

Serge .. DEAL!
**********************

ahhhh....if only ALL deals were THAT easy!
;-))
Serge

Next time you visit FL you and your friends are more than welcome to visit and stay for a few days!
**********************************

cj,
the bed with imprint of famous ScottPB is always ready for you, next time you are in Florida...MikeW,
you can take friends though
;-)))
Serge

next trip i expect someone to throw a party :-)))
i have so many friends in florida i never get time to catch them all!!

ya sure I can persuade you away from your work for long enough to party?! :-)

cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

Serge .. DEAL!

cj, it was a pleasure finally meeting you too! Glad you made it back home safe! Next time you visit FL you and your friends are more than welcome to visit and stay for a few days!
MikeW A fragrant blend of sex and art ...

yep, we bartered many services in exchange for dinners :-)
air conditioners
photocopying
sheet metal
4x4 parts

LOL

mikeW, i've barely been on my feet long enough to catch up from the trip - and i'm yet to thank you for dinner in fl :-) it was great to meet you finally :-)

cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

I'll have to remember that trick on Tues. night Serge!
MikeW
******************

MikeW,
you bring cigars, I'll bring my wallet, how about that?
(just don't tell JB, I don't wanna spook him!
;-)
Serge

LOL
i'll trade ya a membership to young anal fucking for an eye fillet, medium rare please.

:-)))

*******************

cj,
you were yourself in restaurant business, you know how it goes
;-))
Serge

"I NEVER carry money with me!"
-----------------------------

I'll have to remember that trick on Tues. night Serge!
MikeW 8am sat. morning hangovers are the worst ...

LOL
i'll trade ya a membership to young anal fucking for an eye fillet, medium rare please.

:-)))
cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

...and every reastaurant owner is also a memeber
;_))

Serge wanna eat well?

jb, forget your wallet too!!
***********************************

it won't work!

JB has tabs at the best eateries in town!
;-))
Serge

LOL
the old 'i forgot my wallet trick eh?'

jb, forget your wallet too!! what a funny scene ... 2 wealthy smut peddlers washing dishes for their dinner!!!
cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

does that trade come with those cute little laminated trading cards!?

LOL

cj
******************

I don't know, you gotta ask Meat,
we only got the money
;-(((

maybe, JUST MAYBE,
I'll be able to hussle JB for dinner also,
I invited him under false pretences that I'll pay for it...sucker!
I NEVER carry money with me!
;-)))
Serge

does that trade come with those cute little laminated trading cards!?

LOL

cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

you gonna pay for them
*****************************

Erica,
you don't want me pay for nothing!
My payments always have some conditions attached.

For example,
remember Kitty?

after getting paid, she owed us a favor and we collected on it dearly.

we traded her to Pond in exchange of Meat's recomendation to LAMike and JB to sponsor Oprano.
(Meat, you need to do a better job on AndyA)

Can you imagine what we gonna ask your husband in return?????







Serge

you gonna pay for them
Wish I had $5k to get them
:)
Erika Always something new

Erica, the shoot would look much better with your new big tits!
;-))
Serge

Morning guys,
thought I would show you a small sample of my last photo shoot
http://www.evilgraffix.com/op/sample.html
Erika Always something new

*****
I downloaded the service pak, hopefully that works.

Having my computer take a dump durring my cam show is definately not cool.

Sabby:)
*****

I'll bet not. Especially when the "house" is probably packed on a Friday night! (:

I can see it now...

"um, boys...can you hold that thought? I goota reboot and I'll be back in a couple of minutes..."

If you still have your old box lying around, maybe use it and try the new one on a less crowded evening?

Of course, something tells me YOUR cam shows are always SOLD OUT! :)

CactusButt

Mitch,
is that your first on Oprano?

Welcome to the Gumbo!

Nickname,
"Is your dialer sponsor paying 80c per minute???
"

no...., double no...
Yishai is NOT my sponsor and
he pays $1 per minute
;-))
Serge

Hello world!:)

hope ya all haveing a great time!
Laterz!
Nickname Is your dialer sponsor paying 80c per minute???