looks like it was aussie night here at oprano last night:)
--
dan, you only just missed it!!
it appears my 'mates' have all gone to bed - ITS ONLY MIDNIGHT!!


cj (vaginator) perhaps the future holds ... give WHAT away?!

Torone - I have seen that several times now - with 6, 7, and 8 inches - Funny how stories change as they circulate.

I have also come up with my own new way of dealing with all the spam lists I seem to make it on.

Every SPAM I get is going to be forwarded to every email address I have for the sites processor - every 5 minutes of the day

IBill, CCBill, Epoch, Jettis - Get Ready - I have a lot of email addresses =)

Anyone know where I can get a script to automate this =)
Jeff

i'm sure he'll come up with some inspiration ... haven't you seen the flash movie?!

HAHAHAHHHAHAAAA
cj (vaginator) perhaps the future holds ... give WHAT away?!

Torone, GOOD ONE!

I wonder why those PEARLS never make National coverage!
;-))

I think it's a CLASSIC!
;-)))
Serge how the fuck can he do it????

morning serge and all.
looks like it was aussie night here at oprano last night:)

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Dan you play hoops??
----------------------
mike, yeah been playing ball forever getting a little old now:/, but at 6'6 i can still hang:)
dantheman slam dunk

Serge...that is something we will NEVER have to worry about!

Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)
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hahahahahha,
that is TRUE!
;-)))
Serge how the fuck can he do it????

so, do you think fm has softened lately?
cj
****************

yes, he did and he did a lot...
since him and Paul went the separate ways, somethign just broke inside of him,
I bet he is missing his partner who was inspiration to him....
Serge how the fuck can he do it????

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2
days
and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in
the
future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get
any.... True to have snowed and didn't, turned to the
weatherman and asked
"So Ken, where's that 7 inches you promised me last
night?"

Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the
crew did
too they were laughing so hard!

Torone

Need More Stimulants...
--

i'm eating a banana with a tub of nutella and dipping it in with every bite ... mmm stimulants :-)))
cj (vaginator) perhaps the future holds ... give WHAT away?!

Optional
Please don't tell anybody that I am not a nasty bitch, I wouldn't want my reputation ruined.

Need More Stimulants...

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Erotic Exotic Top List

than my poor male brain was built to cope with..
--
didn't we cover this subject earlier?! or was that penis size?

weekend of the 23rd i'll be at a 4x4 competition all weekend, but midweek or end of week could be good ... location sounds awesome!! i've not been to sydney in 2 years so I can't wait to be a tourist again :-)

fireworks?! dj's?! WHERE'S THE BLOODY BEER!?!?!?


cj (vaginator) perhaps the future holds ... give WHAT away?!

Optional
I need to put you back on my list of sites that I submit to.
****************

Hey Cleo :) Funny you should say that.. I was discussing names I recognized before and said to Lisa .. "Cleo used to submit all the time ages ago.."

She said you were a nasty bitch so I shouldn't worry that you stopped ;p I tried to tell her you weren't!!


Optional Butter wouldnt melt in this mouth

oh boy....if I had a pay site, I'd be worried...
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Serge...that is something we will NEVER have to worry about!

Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

used tours?!
hmmmmm ;-)

cleo, i was looking at your site last night - sometime soon i will make time to submit some sites ... cool site!!
cj (vaginator) perhaps the future holds ... give WHAT away?!

Everything is going gang busters.. I am still trying to do more things at once than my poor male brain was built to cope with.. So like always I am doing ten times more work for ten times less money than "I should be" but I recently decided that was just fine because I am happy.. and the empire grows slowly :)

Hey do you like Spanish food? There is a great Spanish strip in Liverpool st. Sydney nowadays.. Jugs of sangria, flamenco dancers, guitars and a bunch of internet porn peddlers.. then out to a nightclub for anyone that wants to go on with it. 23rd February and 2nd March are Saturdays.. or maybe Wednesday 27th February. Do you reckon we need fireworks and DJ and stuff? :p

Optional We Love Free Porn

Owning a paysite...
I have some slightly used tours laying around, lol

Optional
I need to put you back on my list of sites that I submit to.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Erotic Exotic Top List

serge, true true
but I don't remember much of those days ... i was just a newbie trying to keep my head above water!

so, do you think fm has softened lately?
cj (vaginator) perhaps the future holds ... give WHAT away?!

So Opti, how IS your site going :)
Debbie Plug us in!! :)

cj, you know darn well,
if I had a paysite,
EVERYBODY would know why mine is IT and everybody in the Universe suck dick!
;-)))

ask FM, he was on the other side of the barricades, he'll tell you
;-)))
Serge how the fuck can he do it????

Opti, thats a bit personal!!
Debbie Purve at Opti's Big Hard Dick!

serge, you CAN have a paysite!!
*********************************

no, I can't
...conflict of interests...
;-(
Serge how the fuck can he do it????

LOL

big hard dicks are at purvebucks LOL

so opti, what have you been up to lately? how's the site doing?
cj (vaginator) perhaps the future holds ... give WHAT away?!

What about...

Purve at my Big Hard Dick! http://www.spurmbucks.com/

:)

or may my tagline? ;p
Optional Debbie Does Big Hard Dick

serge, you CAN have a paysite!!

*whistling casually*

as always, you'll get a sneak preview :-)))

cj (vaginator) perhaps the future holds ... give WHAT away?!

I had a meeting with him yesterday and the man gives me a headache with new ideas every time :-(

yadda yadda we have some great new stuff coming out ... MORE BLOODY WORK TO DO!!!
******************************

oh boy....if I had a pay site, I'd be worried...
Serge how the fuck can he do it????

:)))
Debbie Plug us in!!

debbie, try this one ...

Plug us in!! http://webmasters.purvette.com

fuck i'm creative!!
cj (vaginator) perhaps the future holds ... no general, $100 is quite high enough ...

http://www.spurmbucks.com/cartoons/deadf.GIF


hahahahhahaha
;-)))
Serge how the fuck can he do it????

Er, sorry CJ. I um forgot/couldnt choose which one of your wonderful programs to mention/havent done the tagline thing before/all of the above??
Debbie Umm, Click here ??

serge, there's a few people left who have money but are still human ... dean is one of the few.
********************************

I know...I read his will, and I am in it!
;-)))
Serge how the fuck can he do it????

Can we talk about Rugby league and Cricket here then? ;p
---

GOD NO!!
let's talk about manpower ... (thunder from down under for those who saw the giant billboard in vegas of our aussie yummy muscly men)

cj (vaginator) perhaps the future holds ... the highest per unique program ever?

holy shit he makes that much!?
general, we need to talk ...

:-)

serge, there's a few people left who have money but are still human ... dean is one of the few. I had a meeting with him yesterday and the man gives me a headache with new ideas every time :-(

yadda yadda we have some great new stuff coming out ... MORE BLOODY WORK TO DO!!!


cj (vaginator) perhaps the future holds ... the highest per unique program ever?

I'm gettin' all excited... sounds like a Party is brewing to me :D

It must be "that" time of night down here Debbie.... When Aussies come out to play... bwaaaaahhhh

Can we talk about Rugby league and Cricket here then? ;p

Optional We don't like cricket... We Love It!

and totally insane
************************

like in $120,000,000 OZ $$$/year insane?
;-)))
Serge how the fuck can he do it????

debbie!!
why does your tagline not include your new employer?!?!?! :-)

everyone, meet debbie - she's starting work for purve as of next week :-)

serge, what can I say, he's a genius!! (and totally insane)

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

A little birdie told me this is where you are all hanging out tonight :))
****************************

aussies are cumming, aussies are cumming!
;-)))
Serge how the fuck can he do it????

can i have a compliment this time?! :-)))

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!
*********************************

yes, if you spill your guts how General manages charging the highest, paying the highest and I know some very sharp people in the industry who swear by his $100 per sign up payouts?

;-))
Serge how the fuck can he do it????

Hello everyone. A little birdie told me this is where you are all hanging out tonight :))

Hey, I want to come to Sydney too! Hmm. wonder if I can get time off work hehe
Debbie

woo hoo!
last week in february i think at this stage ... will let you know when i get sorted out :-)

can i have a compliment this time?! :-)))

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

Cj... I could not think of a better reason to wake than to have a drink with you again! :)

Tell me a date and I will get the sydneymasters out for a night on the town!

ICQ 2556404
Optional Smut Fest in Sin City

opti ... i'll be in sydney in a few weeks ... just for a day or 2 - how about a smut drunk fest in sydney?
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

RedEye, this industry was MADE by cc processors, this industry will die by CC processors...
they are the Ahilles heel of the industry
;-(((

NEW WAYS to separate surfers with money are definatelly a MUST...and FTC's blessing is another must
;-)
Serge

kitty went for fish food, we'll see whether she peed first :-)))
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I hope her fishes are sea water creatures
;-)))
Serge

No news I guess, but yesterday (24th) Ibill really fucked up bad.
At the very least lost 40% of new signups.

RedEye IBILL

Hi Cj..

I just got bored of the boards for a while there.. I am still about!

And being an Aussie everyone I meet says "Hey so do you know Cj?" so I get to remember you often ;)

Optional Do I here a raise on $70 for Cj?

Wow I have never seen you post such a friendly welcome before :)
*********************************

I think you confused my "Welcoming Greetings" with my
"A M F goodbyes"!
;-)))
Serge (XXXhosting chr0nic and he is not bubonic)

Lisa the Bio Fen babe
***************************

geeze, THIS hairy creature????
;-)))
Serge how can I remove hairs growing on my ass????

Thanks Serge,

Wow I have never seen you post such a friendly welcome before :)
So thankyou!

Lisa the Bio Fen babe insisted this was the number one board in the adult Biz... so I thought I better check it out! But I found www.mothersclub.com LOL



Optional I need Bio-Fen

opti, LOL
they will be paying ME for my vote!!! so $70 would be great!! :-))

how ya been opti? haven't seen ya round for a while!

xRex, national pride costs $$$$!!! kitty went for fish food, we'll see whether she peed first :-)))

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

I have a few that wrote a script that will gave them post # 50,000 within a matter of SECONDS!!??
************************************

Webdad,
I can't discuss new JB's proggy before he releases it,
gimme a break!

7 new sponsors come on the first,
let me relax a bit before I'll have to roll my sleeves and work for a change!
;-))))))

...if you rather talk about what Webfather and "webmother" have in common, I am game too!
;-)))
Serge

Would it be okay to send one of my boys over to ya?
*************************

why don't you be like everybody and send me one of your girls instead!?
;-))
Serge

Optional,
first of all welcome, the new face!

secondary...how did you find Oprano?


Serge

cj,

go the national pride! ... say it loud and say it proud ... say it so your neighbours can hear it ... aussie aussie aussie ... oi oi oi
xRex

Serge,

Would it be okay to send one of my boys over to ya? I have a few that wrote a script that will gave them post # 50,000 within a matter of SECONDS!!??

PLEASE???


:-)))

Webfather

we'll start the bidding at 0.01 per vote ...
******************

C'mon Cj.. what happened to $70 a pop!

Serge you dont want to know who I vote with... You should see who I go to church with!! :D

Optional

will common sense prevail or your national pride?
---

common CENTS prevails!!!
cough up kids!! we'll start the bidding at 0.01 per vote ...

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

ok, whose got the first 'i had a girlfriend like that once' joke?
***********************************

hahahahahhahaha
;-)))
Serge

ah, braudband ... its like a drug. Once you taste it you just cant go back to dialup.
xRex
*******************

I know....IT IS ADDICTIVE!
;-))
Serge

h brother, another piss contest?!
**********************************

cj, whom are you putting your money on?

will common sense prevail or your national pride?
;-)))
Serge

despite all warnings, I got AOL DSL and I am quite happy wiht it...
--

serge, you are coming from A DIAL UP CONNECTION!! wait until you become jaded :-)))


fast, reliable and only went down once for 40 mins...
----
ok, whose got the first 'i had a girlfriend like that once' joke?


cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

Edd,
I say it's
1) time to wrap it up and put it to the vote

2) let me pick the pic for the next one!
;-))
Serge

ah, braudband ... its like a drug. Once you taste it you just cant go back to dialup.
xRex

kitty, my $63 cable is fine :-)))

oh brother, another piss contest?! we need webcams so we can judge this event ...

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

talking about broadband...
despite all warnings, I got AOL DSL and I am quite happy wiht it...

fast, reliable and only went down once for 40 mins...

I rec them highly.
Serge

Kitty,

you mean you thought that paying Telstra more for braudband would actually improve their service? :)))

xRex

Optional,
are you getting serious on me?
;-))

are you a democrat or republican?
Serge

what are "mothers"?
********************
"M" is for the million things she gave me,
"O" means only that she's growing old,
"T" is for the tears she shed to save me,
"H" is for her heart of purest gold;
"E" is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
"R" means right, and right she'll always be,
Put them all together, they spell "MOTHER,"
A word that means the world to me.
--Howard Johnson (c. 1915)

Now a Web Mother... that's a whole different story I would think ;p

Optional Howard forgot to mention they can be a pain in the ass too

ok, ok,
I'll start....

Kitty,
how come the content board doesn't have much action on it?
Serge

Kitty, you really wanna piss with me?
I am game...who begins?
Serge

haha- got held up on ICQ I am still here


I lasted longer than Kitty,
*********
When was the last time you pissed?

and I don't mean on this board lol

Let's go - you and me starting now
see who lasts the longest - you can go empty your bladder know if you like - then time begins!
Kitty (Free Content every week) Get Dirty With Me...

I can't beleive it,
I lasted longer than Kitty,
at my age I should be added to Guiness book of records!
;-)))
Serge

I meant Fish....

I don't know what a fich is lol

Kitty (Free Content every week) Get Dirty With Me...

Well looks liek it's just you and I Serge,
if I had a half decent connection I might have even gone for a game of chess with you..
oh hold on I can't play chess for shit - there goes that idea anyhow!

Maybe I will go to the store and buy my fich some food - poor babies are starved
back soon!
(hoping I will have a full connection by then - even a refresh takes minutes )
Kitty (Free Content every week) Get Dirty With Me...

I am hoping you have good connections there.
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yeap, we do....besides Roman Pope, we can hook with anybody
;-)))
Serge

Just when I thought I was back - the connection has gone to shit again
Can't wait to live in the US - I am hoping you have good connections there.

I get 404 on every page - EXCEPT OPRANO !!!!!!!!
guys, how DO you do it??!!! ;)

ICQ still works - but fading fast
:(
Kitty (Free Content every week) Get Dirty With Me...

Pics pleez !!! ;)
************************

Kitty,
I don't think his mother would approve...he is at the age when "putting cork in the bottle" might be harmful to the bottle
;-)))
;-)))
Serge

my son was asking about you
******
Pics pleez !!! ;)
Kitty (Free Content every week) Get Dirty With Me...

Get ready everyone - I am BACK!
Kitty
******************

this is GREAT!

my son was asking about you
;-)))
Serge

Or do you make your goat feel warm and loved??
lol ;)
************************

Kitty, my feelings towards goats are very well documented in this 1998 document:
http://cotac.com/~serge/newW/rules.html

;-)
Serge

anything else you like besides "mothers"?

what are "mothers"?

I only heard of ONE webmather, but she could easily pass for "webfather"
;-)))
Serge

Serge,
re post # 49418

what about goats??

Do they get insecure ???
Or do you make your goat feel warm and loved??
lol ;)
Get ready everyone - I am BACK!
Kitty (Free Content every week) Get Dirty Wth Me...

Hey Serge!!! Dont assume I was saying that was a "bad thing" ;p

I like mothers!!


Optional We Love Mums

Mothers club????

nothing is more sad than women insecure about their femininity
(Kiko aka confucy) and men insecure about their masculinity....
Serge

This board should be called www.mothersclub.com


Optional We Love It

Must be the long trench coat you wear into the store ;)
Kitty (Free Content every week) get Dirty with me

Kitty.. every time I go to the department store the people follow me around all night and keep asking me if everthing is ok, whats up with that ? ?


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Chris sucks face !

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry
and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?
*****************
Impossible - no attendant ever offers help in a department store ;)
Kitty (Free Content every week)

Thought you guys might get a chuckle out of this.
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your
spouse/partner/friend/significant
other is taking his/her sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in
peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5
minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest
rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official
tone, 'Code 3 in housewares, and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's
on layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other
shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the
bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry
and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a
mirror while you pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the
clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly
humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look
using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse
through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal
position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'.

and last but not least...

15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ...
'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!'
erika Only 8 days left on the threefor

i didn't whine, bitch, complain or nag!
*************
Right, you did what falls under "etc."
but like I stated in my apology you're not
very good at it so you're alright! ;-)

Timon

See CJ just made my point :-)
--

i didn't whine, bitch, complain or nag! I did however roll my eyes and dismiss you as 'he's male, he doesn't know any better' :-)))

that page is hilarious!!!
i am going to print a copy for my wall LOL

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

Ok CJ I apologize for being so rude, you are
not better than men at whining, bitching,
complaining, nagging etc.

Timon

See CJ just made my point :-)

Timon

http://www.poblano.com/

LOL, I could really offend some people by
referring them to this page ;-))

Timon

timon *yawn*
got any fresh material?!

:-)))
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

Serge they're wrong, women do lot's of things better
than men....

wining, bitching, complaining, nagging etc.

Timon

http://www.poblano.com/

lisa, this is hilarious!!! thanks for the chuckle :-)))
i like the part about your wife pretending to be an idiot with the computer while she's really having cybersex with raul LOL

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

IBill having problems again?

http://www.crutop.nu/ubb/Forum6/HTML/002004.html
Serge

if men were to get pregnant he would be able to do it better then a women..
************************

according to Jonas and Emil tenants,
men do EVERYTHING better than women
;-))
Serge

night mike ...


billy, the only thing he would do better is the bitchin and moanin part :-)))

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

50000 should be ... day after tomorrow?
**********************

MikeAI,
we gotta make a prize,
somethign for winner to remember...

should we askcolin for advice?
;-)))
Serge