Poor Zhora, puts a whole new meaning to the saying "men's best friend."

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Sorry Serge, I don't think BMW parts from
the early 80's will fit in my engine ;-)

Timon
*******************

you right,
they made them slightly bigger in 1880's
;-)))
Serge

And who would you like to tie up to your ceiling Serge?
**************************

Cleo, I thought you knew me better than that...
Zhora, of course!!!!
Serge

And who would you like to tie up to your ceiling Serge?

---

meni voluntered as soon as he heard!!

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

Serge do you want her number?
*********************************

no, I want her NUMBERS and we can start with those:

number
expiration date

;-)))
Serge

Sorry Serge, I don't think BMW parts from
the early 80's will fit in my engine ;-)

Timon

And who would you like to tie up to your ceiling Serge?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

how much will you pay me
******************************

20-30 UVOVUNS!

you know what I pay!
;-)))
Serge

NEVER be affraid asking anything
;-)))
---

NOT TRUE!!
once, when i was younger, i asked an older female relative about something to do with my vagina or similar topic (always been a hobby!), and she proceded to remove her false teeth and use her gums to form the shape of a ... a... a ...

see, sometimes you SHOULD be afraid to ask!!
and NO. you can't have her number!!

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

I have a friend that fantasies about her husband having sex with other men when they have sex. She gets real excited watching gay guy porn. Serge do you want her number?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Who needs men anyway

thank you, Cleo, this is EXACTLY what I was looking for!

http://www.mysexualappetite.com/hogtied1.jpg
;-)))
Serge

my icq is becoming a personals!
i get 5 new auth requests each day from affiliates & web sites etc ... i have fresh meat! i could start this 'ok, serge is looking for cybersex with 2x18male - oh, and look, i have 2x18male's right here in 'associates' folder! serge, how much will you pay me for my 2x18male?!!'

icq number trading!!
i see your 'sumhungguy' and trade you a 'cindy19ca'!!


cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

Serge
You browse gay ads for a hobby, lol

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Who needs men anyway

cleo, i wasn't brave enough to ask that question for fear of hearing the answer
cj
******************

cj,
all you have to fear is a fear itself.

NEVER be affraid asking anything
;-)))
;-)))
Serge

Timon, wanna buy slightly damaged BMW?

you can use it for parts
;-))
Serge

cleo, i wasn't brave enough to ask that question for fear of hearing the answer
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

Why are you browsing personals anyway?
************************

Cleo, this is a hobby I aquired from my single days
;-)))


Serge

Kewl Serge, you broke the board with that personal. Why are you browsing personals anyway?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Although they probably don't have Lada dealer
in your area so that wouldn't work for you ;-))

Timon

Yawn, stretch...

Serge
Depending on the insurance there is not much you can do about where they choose to have your car repaired. Timon is right about that being something you negotiate at the time you buy the insurance.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Top

I CAN chose my own garage, but they can chose to only pay what they think is right!

**********************

Uff that sucks...

I agreed with my insurance company that they will
cover the garage cost of the BMW dealership
instead of their own garage. Had to pay about 30%
extra for the policy but that's better than some
monkey butchering your car with the wrong tools
and knock-off car parts

Timon

Meni,
here is what I found for your Florida visit:

http://personals.yahoo.com/display/personals?ct_hft=preview&detailnp=1&q=8&S=&noedit=1&b=1&intl=&tot=23&cc=personals&cr=West+Palm+Beach&ct_p=&gur=&search=%26ce_p%3DMan%26ce_g%3DMan%26za%3Dand%26srid%3D375007960%26advs%3D&cids=personals-1009767137-976589&cids=personals-1010619085-655158&cids=personals-1010503869-904839&cids=personals-1006158206-336949&cids=personals-1009763602-582904&cids=personals-0996117540-548712&cids=personals-1011245510-938068&cids=personals-1011242638-562838&cids=personals-1011212210-677347&cids=personals-0994895811-638464&rpre=0&position4.x=18&position4.y=7

don't you ever say I don't take good care of you!
;-))
Serge

actually,
I CAN chose my own garage, but they can chose to only pay what they think is right!
;-(((

if worst comes to worst,
there is always Howard who can go Mediaval on their asses
;-)))
Serge

the only thing you are allowed by law is to spread your buttocks.
You are not even allowed to use lube!

******************

Can I borrow that for the current caption
contest with Cris and Liberace??

Timon

Im so flustered that I forgot to mention if your in need of design work ask me what sort of deal i can give you.
erika ask me what a threefor is

in US you do not negotiate with insurance
*****************
but you could find one that will allow
you to choose your own preferred garage,
perhaps for a slightly higher fee no?

Timon

In that case sell it and report it stolen!

Timon

and BTW, in US you do not negotiate with insurance,
the only thing you are allowed by law is to spread your buttocks.
You are not even allowed to use lube!
;-)))
Serge

Timon,
I can't care less about insurance, the lease on my car expires in 20 days
;-))
Serge

Oh "how to blow" him...

Well, kneel down, unzip, grab his....
actually you know this already, is this a
trick question? ;-)

Timon

ny advice from anybody how to blow insurance company adjuster who insists to make repairs in his "preffered shop"
*************************

Yeah negotiate that BEFORE you pay
for the insurance!

Timon

Well now I know why that song came out, I dont like Mondays, went out to start my car and all it would do is clunk clunk thud, and started to blow smoke and squeal, the motor is siezed.
So I must do what I must and ask everyone whos looking for Fresh Amateur pics to drop me a line, ignore the prices on my site, I'll give you a bang updeal.
Im in desperate need as I cant do my escort calls nor can I tend to my horses, I wanna cry. I hate being murphy's law poster child.
erika Fresh unsaturated amateur content

Colin,
good morning to you too!

any advice from anybody how to blow insurance company adjuster who insists to make repairs in his "preffered shop"
(I have a deal already locked with my "very preffered shop"?
;-)))
Serge

Timon,
if I include pictures,
I'll end up seeing the skies thru the mesh
;-))

we are not in Thailand, you know
;-))
Serge

Good morning Timon, Serge, CJ.
Colin TGP2 Buckarooze!

Maybe if you included pictures it
would boost sales!

Although it might be a little
embarrassing for the animals ;-)

Timon

Mr Cash,

I can't do Orlando this weekend.
Colin TGP2 Buckarooze!

Timon,
you are wrong....
"the voice says NO, but the heart says YES"!
;-))
Serge

Serge

I think your fantasies would sell better
than your real life experiences, not many
people like to read beastiality stories...

Timon

Fantasies???

cj,
fatasies come in the volume 3,
first 2 are REAL stories
;-)))
Serge

serge on cd!!
mm mmm line up ladies, erotic fantasy stories told by serge, the newest purvette content feature!!


cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

Full Page ads for new and upcoming CD were purchased in the Webmaster Magazine published by PK!
Serge

cj,
and soon you will.

I am about to release my first CD,
as soon as the copyright issue of "Tales of from the Crypt" is settled
;-))

we lost "Mediaval Ass" title to Marsellus
;-))
Serge

mutt, replying now :-)

serge, i want to hear that with your accent :-))
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

Serge
Want to smoke some crack with me?

Cleo
*****************

Cleo,
I'd rather go "Medieval on
your ass."
;-))
Serge

Although
the entrepreneur in me thinks that the morale of the story
is actually to open an auto body shop somewhere near
your house.
;))
*********************

Amber, they are on every block along Dixie highway and have 1 week wait!
;-))

good thinking!
;-)))
Serge

good news is that you and emi are ok :-)
*********************

cj, remember Pulp Fiction?

Remember Marcellus answer after he was raped?



BUTCH
You okay?

MARSELLUS
Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far
from okay!

Long pause.

BUTCH
What now?

MARSELLUS
What now? Well let me tell you
what now. I'm gonna call a couple
pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to
work on homes here with a pair of
pliers and a blow torch.
(to Zed)
Hear me talkin' hillbilly boy?! I
ain't through with you by a damn
sight. I'm gonna git Medieval on
your ass.


;-)))

Serge

cj i sent u an email almost a week ago. i think i mentioned the pickem contest in it?

sure of course Purvette would make a great prize.

i guess if someone wins something for a paysite and they don't own a paysite they can transfer it to a friend? Or not? dunno.

well it wasn't actually a style sheet, i am an inline style kinda guy :)


mutt

mutt, nice stylesheet!!! :-)
1 small step for man ...

:-)
re pickem sponsorship, we talked about this ages ago ... still want something?
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

Its fuckin on!


Miss Eve

Don't you mean your ass? (err, my ass?)

lol

KC

the razor was for KC's back!


Miss Eve

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least that's what the ads say. prolly doesn't work.
mutt

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mutt

Does anyone know where I can get one of those alarm clocks that has the light that gradually gets lighter to wake you up?

btw, I was at Kmart and wanted to buy a razor and the entire section was out of stock....the clerk said they didnt have ANY! Maybe they really are going bankrupt!


Miss Eve

true Raw Alex but it would be nice to have some non-adult programs that make money.

Oplus News Update
*****************

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mutt

Mutt, plenty of money in bounds, don't have to play out of bounds to make money...

:-)

Alex
RawAlex LINK 2X

hey cj :)

look......http://www.opranoplus.com/mlk1.htm

I am the King Of Style Sheets!!!

style="text-align: justify"


mutt

night shift punching in.
---

hiya!!
:-)

serge, you have had a bitch of a day ... your story made me think of an insurance ad ... you know those ones where it all seems too impossibly silly to be real?!
good news is that you and emi are ok :-)
hi emi!! first time i've seen you around oprano! hope you are well, despite the days events. :-)

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

night shift punching in.

Serge, i dunno, i just have a very good memory for trivial things.
Charles you dont have to run away every time.

Is this descrambler guy selling the actual boxes or just some plans how to modify a box? I'm sure people are already figuring out how to beat a digital cable box. Up here in Canada Directv is 'illegal'.

i'm getting tons of spam for that software that lets you copy a DVD. Is there a webmaster program for that? Would be a bit risky to advertise it as i've already read of a site who was charged for just linking to the software.


mutt

Looks like the lawyers couldn't get to
microsoftsucks.com :-))

Timon

Night Meni!
Mike AI

good night
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

excellent Meni, I am sure they double your yearly income.
Mike AI

just kidding Mike
hehehehehe
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

hee he
I just regged
MikeAISucksDick.com
and
MikeAISucksCock.com

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Yeah I am curious as to what the guy who owns mikeaisucks.com has to think about it!

:-)

hahaha
Mike AI

I own menisucks.com
can I sue myself?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

http://msnbc.com/news/691648.asp

Very intersting article about domains and the WIPO, and the companynamesucks.com


Mike AI

Morale of the story, Meni take notes:
having lunch with Cleo can ruin your car!
------------------------------------

Sorry about your not-so-wonderful day, Serge. Although
the entrepreneur in me thinks that the morale of the story
is actually to open an auto body shop somewhere near
your house.
;))

Thanks for the kudos on our new message board! :)

Amber Flynt Digital

"good day" my ass!
********
Serge
Want to smoke some crack with me?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Erotic Exotic Top List

Hey Serge...hope you had a good day. :)
*********************

Amber,
the short version of my good day is
given in Post # 48641

if EVERYBODY have such a good day as I did today-
the country will have 15% increase in GNP this year,
auto stocks be the hottest shit on the market and insurance companies go titty up!

"good day" my ass!
;-)))
Serge

Amber, congratulations on your new board!

http://www.goldsponsors.com/bbs/cgi/ultimatebb.cgi

wanna exchange links?
Serge

Slavik,
if you sent real traffic,
you'd have hot cakes!

FM is ALWAYS right!
Serge

on another not i'm looking for a sponsor for cat fights / chicks wrestling traffic.

LMK if anyone knows one.


Slavdogg

Serge, i havent sent enough traffic to see any real stats.
Slavdogg

Cable company sent out a signal here last year and it fried everyone's descramblers so they are hardly foolproof.


Ulfie

Slavik,
I don't beleive you that descramblers are bad sellers.

about moths ago, very reputable businessman,
FantasyMan himself
said at very reputable webmaster media like pond:

Good Morning Viet Nam!!!

We at CE would like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!

Also, wanted to give a quick heads up to a new program that pays $50 per sale.

The item that is sold is a descrambler box - these puppies sell like hotcakes!!

Allen Smith has just launched this program and I think it's a winner.

It doesn't compete with your adult traffic and anyone who clicks on the link will probably buy if they need it!

If you want more info or to sign up click below!

peace out!
fantasyman, Click here to join the Descrambler $50 program!!
Thu Dec 20 18:41:55 2001 - 206.124.255.82 - message #167094

If Fantasy Man says:
"The item that is sold is a descrambler box - these puppies sell like hotcakes!!"
than it is!

One doesn't need a decoder ring to descramble FM!
;-)))
Serge

>> Aren't cable companies tracing signals to certain chip sets?

nope

but all avalable cable descramblers are almost absolete in many places now like san francisco and soon everywhere else withina year or 2. All cable companies are moving towards digital cable so anyting made to unscamble analog cable is worthless.


Slavdogg

If any website owners are looking for a part-time home worker to
do website promotions, let me know. I do javascript/perl/cgi and
I am decent with graphics. I can create galleries or small sites
for DMOZ submissions or whatever.

I also have a script for sale that can create 1000 web pages or
web directories in 30 seconds. Uses 24 templates & 3 keyword files.
Also creates an index page with all your links in it already.

Thanks
Dave
buttmunch Create 1000 Web Pages or Directories in 30 Seconds!

Re descramblers

Aren't cable companies tracing signals to certain chip sets? Kinda risky running a descrambler if they do?
Sampladelic Porn paysites NOT converting? Try this and STAND OUT from your competition!

The Onion "What Pornography Are We Avoiding?"
http://www.theonion.com/

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Erotic Exotic Top List

Slavik,
I hate to say but I think Allen is just burning money here,
if digitalcabledescrambler.com
couldn't sell shit...
;-(((
Serge

Serge, no sales yet


Slavdogg digitalcabledescrambler.com

I have softcore, toys, smoke fetish
*********************************
Sounds vile, is there a cure for that?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

i'm looking for a sponsor for nylons traffic.
***********************

Slavik, how did you make out with descramblers?
Serge

I have softcore, toys, smoke fetish
*********************************

does anybody have
smoked salmon?
Serge

Mutt,
congrats on your good memory!

How did you manage to remember who that shmoozilla was?
Serge

Stinks to be considered " harmless "
***********************

Charles,
I'm glad you enjoed the "personal approach"
;-))

do you need the copy of your last apology letter for future references?

you can cut and paste, it's OK by me
;-))
Serge

" He is still looking for ways to make money on the net,
and he been around since 1996,
I'm sure he'll find them one day..."

Yep Serge....

One day maybe, My lucky stars will fall into place....

Serge has asked me off an on for years now... Why everyone that started when I did is rich, but me? LOL!

Still trying to figure that out myself.

Stinks to be considered " harmless "
Anyway, guess I had better " crawl back under my rock " where I came from :)


Take care Serge.

LOLOLOL!

Charles aka Shroomzilla
ShroomZilla

Serge,

My coaching skills might be rusty . It has been 4 years since my last son was born. That and the drugs they had me on makes everything a little fuzzy. I owe you and Emi something though after
the bad exam Mark gave Zhora so I'll be there:))

Emi,

I am the worst at experimenting aren't I? Ya know I have those little critters in our fish tank. I came home saturday to find one had been eaten by this algea eater fish in the tank. The fish that isn't supposed to eat anything besides algea is braver than me....so sad
Michelle I'm a big fat chicken

hey guys i'm looking for a sponsor for nylons traffic. Anyone got any suggestions, LMK


Slavdogg

I think AOL is gonna do with Linux what AOL has done with Netscape-
run it into the ground,
they have good track record doing it
******
Serge
They are not buying Linux, but only a flavor of it. Linux/UNIX is open source and there are many flavours of it. Apple's system 10 is yet another flavor.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Serge,

Nice number! ;-))
Wig

Robin,
HP major shareholders are against merger...
I think we are heading for biblical 7 "thin years"
;-(
Serge

Hi Serge!

Shucks Slavdogg...

Well - Maybe the HP-Compaq merger will bear some fruit if AOL doesn't become a Linux champion...


Robin

Slavvdog,
yes, they called and I advised against it
Serge

Robin,

http://news.com.com/2100-1001-819578.html
""AOL Time Warner apparently is not making a bid to buy Linux manufacturer Red Hat, said sources familiar with the matter. ""


Slavdogg

Robin!!!!!!!!!!!

I think AOL is gonna do with Linux what AOL has done with Netscape-
run it into the ground,
they have good track record doing it
;-)))
Serge

Hiya Opranauts - just couldn't resist posting a snippet I just came across...

** AOL in Talks to Buy Linux Distributor Red Hat **

"AOL could couple its Internet service with Red Hat's operating system technology and could be configured to override Windows while launching a version of Linux"

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20020119/tc/tech_redhat_aoltimewarner_dc_1.html

Oh - and Happy New Year to everyone - I hope to be in touch a bit more this year!

- Robin.

Robin Yes!!