Good morning, Jim, Dr. Dreidle.

yeap,
first week after the show,
let's see what convention brought....
I hear some new traffic patterns gonna take place,
one should LOVE the conventions
;-)))
Serge

Serge, what we spoke of last night is complete.

let the games begin ;-))

Mark
***********************

Mark,
5 "yeah"
1 Nay
1 ACK
and I wait for the rest to read their e mail today.

I'll talk with Ed this morning so we could put the show on the road on our end.

thanks for your vote of confidence!
Serge

I don't think this would happen, Oprano is way too "hardcore" for Gary's taste
;-)))
Serge
---------------------------------
Well put, well put! ;)

Dr. Dreidle Said to be the most expensive real-estate on the NET!

Mornin' ALL!
looks like the ususal cast of characters up early!
Getting ready for a GREAT WEEK!
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

The easiest way to take oprano down would be to sell it to Gary Kremen.


Ulfie
************************

Ulfie,
I don't think this would happen, Oprano is way too "hardcore" for Gary's taste
;-)))
Serge

'you are a VERY lucky man'
******************************

no arguments from me....except that I am a NUT and this interferes with my life on the daily basis
;-)))
Serge

Colin,
YOU look more Russian!

you've been hanging with the wrong crowd for way too long!
;-)))
Serge

I am sure the biggest name in porn was there, right?
****************************

well,
I personally saw Larry and Richie about to take their places in VIP line about 50 yards from the entrance door,
and if they made it inside,
there are no bigger names in the industry,
those are tier ONE players.

it's very lonely at the TRUE TOP, despite what some tier 2 or tier 3 players
think.
;-))))
Serge

CJ and Grimm,

Congrats on those awards!

Treasures.


Colin Neon Jungle! World's 1st Gonzo Marketing Project.

cj, really?

my ex's sent her condolences and phone numbers of the best divorce lawyers
;-)))
---

LOL
notice I said 'you are a VERY lucky man' - i left the 'very' off in emi's case :-)))

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop

Which of us looks more Russian?

http://www.insiteadult.com/vegas/images/serge2.JPG

Colin Neon Jungle! World's 1st Gonzo Marketing Project.

Mike,

Goes up as soon as I find it! :)

One thing about trying something like "The Neon Jungle" live from the road. You have to keep saving pics all over the place, on various laptops, etc. Stuff gets easily misplaced and lost.

If anyone else ever decides to do a Gonzo Marketing project, contact me for tips on how to organize it. I learned a lot.

Look for a new "Ask Colin" within 24 hours on Gonzo Marketing concept.
Colin Neon Jungle! World's 1st Gonzo Marketing Project.

In my opinion the players ball sucked.
************************

really?????

c'mon, partying with 5000 surfers who bought tickets should be FUN!

don't you love your customers and love seeing 'em face to face?

Serge

where's the wedding? I hear the versace building on the gold coast makes a great reception location!
**********************************

that's what I heard...Greg even offered his condo for the honeymoon...
but I'm old fashioned and belive that NOTHING will spread the good will with her family better than gallons of vodka at russian night club
;-)))
Serge

please pass on my congratulations to emi - she is a lucky lady
*****************************

cj, really?

my ex's sent her condolences and phone numbers of the best divorce lawyers
;-)))
Serge Mr. Flynt, am I good for a loan?

Dravyk.. sorry to hear about your lost, my prayers go out to you and your family.


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms)

Due to the downfall of the ratios on a particuliar program.

We have approximately 2-3000 daily search engine hits that are fully filtered telling the surfer there is a paysite ahead.

They are filtered down in the following categories. amateurs, asians, big tits, blacks, hardcore, lesbians, and teens.

If you could use a mixture of all this traffic we will let it go for 4.5 cents raw.

hottydott1 at hotmail.com

Hotty Dotty http://www.hotmail.com

Hi All,

back from a weekend of skiing, how goes everything??

Sad to hear about Drav's Dad, real sad.
sextoyking

LOL
it was great seeing you again too sweetie - I must say, you looked BLOODY HOT at the phb!!
I think your pretty shaggable :-)
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop

I've been saving myself for someone:)

Sabby:)
Sabrina 26 amateur webgirl feeds now available for lease... only $150 for starter sites...email me for a password.

Funny

NOT!!!

Sabby:)
Sabrina 26 amateur webgirl feeds now available for lease... only $150 for starter sites...email me for a password.

sabby ... I think you have to not have shagged all the webmasters first :-))

*ducking*
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop

meni, where the hell were you all show?!
thanks for the phone call!!
I fly half way around the world to see you and you don't even call?!?!

*hrmph*
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop

CJ, it was so nice to see you again in Vegas.

I want to win the most shaggable webmistress award next time. What do I need to do? Can you please give me some pointers?

Sabby:)
Sabrina 26 amateur webgirl feeds now available for lease... only $150 for starter sites...email me for a password.

Holy shit, this is the first time I'm browsing on DSL, what the fuck was I thinking before?
Serge
---

serge

DUH!!!!
sometimes us 'young folk' do know what we are talking about :-)))

please pass on my congratulations to emi - she is a lucky lady and you are a very lucky man :-)

where's the wedding? I hear the versace building on the gold coast makes a great reception location!

:-))

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop

How did the Players Ball go, I am sure the biggest name in porn was there, right?

******************

No Brad, I was not at the Players Ball


Timon

I guess I had fun late Friday night at Crazy Horse Too, but I don't remember it
dropped 1 hit of E at 3:30 and headed over with some friends from Manchester who were at the hard rock
I left them they said and hung out with some stripper who they said was hot
did I spend a dime on her?
NOPE
i had all but $20 that I went out with
hee hee
$10 cover and I assume tippig the bathroom guy
hee ehe
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

In my opinion the players ball sucked.

We had sponsor passes but we still had to wait AGES to get drinks. I'm still surprised how was able to get pissdrunk.

CCbill party was the best although it was the only one we didn't have vip-tickets to. So much for vip.

How was the PHB Brad? You must have gotten KingK really drunk because he left cheetas at 2 I think.
Troels

just read my post
i am NOW
d of m for oprano
salary?
$20K a year
not bad for p/t
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I was tired and didn't make the ball.
I was up all night on Monday.
I saw KB and told him I was sorry.
I was going to take Celeste Masters to the ball, but I called and told her I was too tired to go at like 11:30 pm, after she went out and had her hair done, hee hee.
She hates me now.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni, does that mean Jenna will make next PHB?

How did the Players Ball go, I am sure the biggest name in porn was there, right?

Jenna, not you;-)
Brad Shaw

congrats. i know the deal was months in the making. i told Mike and Serge to have faith and their dream of having meni on board would come true.


mutt

its official I am not p/t director of marketing for oprano!!
i wanna thanks Mike and Serge!!!
meni@oprano.com
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Serge, what we spoke of last night is complete.

let the games begin ;-))

Mark EG ++ even more goodies in the works .... how about dat shit ??

PRESIDENT FELLED BY A PRETZEL

WASHINGTON, Jan. 13 — President Bush fainted briefly in the White House residence Sunday after choking on a pretzel while watching a National Football League playoff game on television, White House physician Dr. Richard Tubb said. The doctor, an Air Force colonel, said Bush quickly recovered and is doing well.

“I DO NOT FIND any reason that this would happen again,” Tubb said. “He fainted due to a temporary decrease in heart rate brought on by swallowing a pretzel.”
Tubbs said Bush suffered an abrasion on his left cheek the size of a half dollar and a bruise on his lower lip, apparently from falling onto the floor from a couch.
Bush was alone in the room watching TV while his wife, first lady Laura Bush, was in a nearby room on the telephone.

OUT FOR A FEW SECONDS
Tubbs said Bush believes he was out only for a few seconds because when he awoke, his two dogs were sitting in the same position they were when he lost consciousness.
“He said it [the pretzel] didn’t seem to go down right,” Tubb said.


mutt

The easiest way to take oprano down would be to sell it to Gary Kremen.


Ulfie Kordell Stewart Jerks Off Here

Rumor has it people are conspiring to take Oprano down within the year...
**********************

MikeAI,
are you talking about the same people who had no money and no clue a year ago,
and 2 years ago, and 3 years ago, and 4 years ago, and 5 years ago?

My question #17 on Wednsday will be:

Serge Mr. Flynt, am I good for a loan?

Jason,

Raps and Sixers SUCK!!!!

first Sunday in a long time without Pickem. BUT Super Bowl is coming!
And that means SUPER PICKEM!
A contest for EVERYBODY! The one day a year almost everybody watches football.

Super Pickem is going to be a single day competition with a full slate of the proposition wagers the Vegas sportsbooks come out with for Super Sunday and some of our own.

Here are some prop bets for Super Pickem:

Which team will win the game?
Which team will win the coin flip?
Will the Super Bowl MVP mention Jesus Christ when he accepts his trophy?
Will the winning team score more points than the number of posts by Serge on Oprano SuperBowl Sunday?
Will the Total Points Scored by both teams be over or under the number of posts on Netpond SuperBowl Sunday?


Submit your own prop bets for Super Pickem.

If you'd like to get some cheap publicity here on Oprano to more than 4,000 webmasters a day donate a prize! We'll mention you in every post and mailer promoting the Super Pickem.

Also Title Sponsorship and other promo ad spots available. Contact
mutt, Serge or Mike.

http://www.opranoplus.com/super.htm




mutt

MikeAI,
your friend is not exactly highly spoken here:
http://www.adultwebmasterworld.com/board/viewtopic.php?topic=25&forum=4&10
Serge

Sykk, that Morimoto is still great!

He just openned a new place here in Philly and it KICKS ASS!!

I dont even like exotic sushi, but the place is a killer.


Jason

Sabby,
"In bots we Trust"
;-)))

"Out of many - the best hired bot"
;-)))
Serge

That's a pretty feisty spambot you got there Serge... LOL.

Sabby:)
Sabrina 26 amateur webgirl feeds now available for lease... only $150 for starter sites...email me for a password.

Hakiu ....
Hakiu

Raku? I prefer Prego....
SykkBoy make some bank today

you have a Raku museum?


LadyLaw
****************

yes...
I fell in love with raku since I bought my first piece in Rhodos, Greece...

guilty as charged!
;-))
Serge

DON'T BE SILLY!!

HUH? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN? DON'T BE SILLY?
OK NOT ONLY AM I VITTORIO A CLUELESS SPAMMING FUCK WHO NEVER OBEYS
SPAMBOT BUT I ALSO DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE. I GOT KICKED IN
THE HEAD BY A HORSE I WAS GIVING A HAND JOB TO.

9 FULL-LENGTH HORRIBLE DISGUSTING POORLY LIT NO SOUND UGLY SKANK VIDEOS for $10000.00!!!!!! Hardcored Amateurs crack whores!

That's 5 gigs & 6 hours of content: 250+ Mpgs and hundreds of Jpgs. YOU HAVE
TO ADMIT THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF SHITTY CONTENT! NOTHING BEATS CRAPPY CONTENT, EXCEPT FOR MORE
CRAPPY CONTENT AND VITTORIO'S CRACK WHORE AMATEUR HOUSE OF CONTENT ONLY SELLS
THE WORST CONTENT BECAUSE THAT'S ALL VITTORIO CAN MAKE!

CUSTOMER TESTIMONIALS

'Dear Vittorio, I got to hand it to you. You really do
make the worst amateur video content on the market.
I will not hesitate to recommend your company to other webmasters
who need poorly lit videos with no sound of crack whore.
- Dennis

'Great stuff as always Vittorio! I love these new chicks you
got. You are cornering the market for ugly crack whores and poor
production values.'

- Hans, barnyardcrackwhores.com

Includes: Amateur,Vittorio's Sister, Teen, Mature, Vittorio's Momma,Latina, Solo Masturbation of Vittorio's Tiny Penis, Giant Dildos Dwarf Vittorio's Micro Schween, Lesbian, Vittorio Takes It Like a Man From His Favorite Crack Whore With A Strap-On, Anal, Nipple Clamps, Spanking, Vittorio Giving Blow Jobs, Fucking,Vittorio Slurping Up Cumshots...

www.spambotlovesvittorio.com
Vittorio Ridiculous Content Deal! You Can't Get Content Quite This Bad For Quite This Much Money!

Morimoto goes down to the new challeneger!

long live the new Iron Chef!

damn, $10K worth of abalone was used on today's show...


SykkBoy make some bank today

Ulfie, one thing I really like about Elvis is how cool he is when he's interviewed. He doesn't get too tight when everyone is jumping down his throat. Today he didn't get overexcited about his big game.

I like that quality. We'll see about next week, though. ;-))

Lord Baltimore Elvis Grbac has bookmarked this XXX site

I had a phone call or two that I should try and take a moment to look at the boards. And, wow. ... I just wanted to drop a quick note to say how much I'm overwhelmed by the responses. You honestly have no idea how much comfort it actually does bring; it helps more than words can possibly express. I appreciate it most sincerely.

Dravyk

I think the Ravens shot their wad this week. Elvis is about as unimpressive a quarterback as I've ever seen. He had a good game this week but there's just as good a chance he will suck next week. The Ravens may of had their best game on offense this year today. The big question, can they do it 2 weeks in a row? I doubt it.


Ulfie Kordell Stewart Jerks Off Here

wow, anyone else watching "Iron Chef"? quite the competiton so far...

best cooking show on television bar none, although I'd like to see a couple chairshots once in awhile ;)))
SykkBoy make some bank today

Elvis Grbac had a great game today! On that incredible drive which started from the Dolphins 1, he hit a well-covered Travis Taylor with a 40-yard bomb at THIRD AND ONE. That takes a lot of confidence for Coach Billick to call for that play in that situation but it worked.

I like the Ravens' chances against Pittsburgh. :-))

Lord Baltimore Elvis Grbac visited this XXX site before the game

Colin - Do you mean 9AM-5PM or 9PM-5AM? You know which one I work ;)
I think most people here are on the same schedule: the fucked up one.

Zebra Insite Adult - Elvis once slept here...

Mike, that's some funny shit...


SykkBoy make some bank today

Steelers-Ravens part III next week.

Let the trash talking begin. ;))


Ulfie

OK I am now leaving the office. So now is a good time to slam me. Blame me for deleting posts, Kennedy assassination. Whatever...

:-)


Mike AI

MikeAI,

I will agree with you there! If you read that whole page and all the captions it is absolutely hilarious. Thanks for the link!


MikeW

http://www.armory.com/~moke/mouse.html

***************************

LOL! I love it!

And Serge, I'm still watching Amores Perros - I'm having trouble dealing with the bloody dogs :( I keep telling myself "It's only a movie, it's only a movie...." but I don't know if the ASPCA is watching out for cute rotties in foreign films - but aside from the sad pups, it's a GREAT movie - just one more part of the trilogy for me to finish watching! :)
Peaches

Sure! I'll buy it. Who should I make the money order out to? ;))
Martin Sarcastic-Bastards New TGP & Newbie Form

Ok I was just sent the funniest thing I have seen in a long time on the web.

http://www.armory.com/~moke/mouse.html

I am still laughing!!!


Mike AI

Hey Serge...speed poster of the year gets 50 times faster??? Yikes! I'm scared now...very scared. smile

Have fun playing with your new Raku...you have a Raku museum?


LadyLaw 5 Goats a day keeps the doctor away...

just not healthy.
*************************

Blondie, what you saw was shot on the morning after I was finished with 5 goats!

would you look healthy if you were in my shoes?
;-))
Serge

LB will be a good game. I am a Steelers fan... have been since it was Steelers/Dallas decade when I grew up.

Of course I am pulling for Raiders as well since Katie is from the area and a huge fan... I am lucky they won last night, I got laid!! :-) ( something fun to do when the internet connection goes down! haha)
Mike AI

ok, gotta run,
DSL made me finish posting 50 times faster!
;-))
Serge

Serge,
not sick, I didn't mean you looked sick darlin just not healthy.

Lean shaven and a little thinner makes you look much healthier. :)

I raise my glass and toast "To looking good"


Blondy PLR webmaster chat 24/7

Rumor has it people are conspiring to take Oprano down within the year...
**************************

taking Oprano down????

I'd rather sell it to LittleC,
she was interested from the day one
;-)))
Serge

Well Serge, hope you don't have a year contract.
*********************

mine is month to month
;-)))
Serge

Well Serge, hope you don't have a year contract. Rumor has it people are conspiring to take Oprano down within the year...


Mike AI

MikeAI,
I finally can afford it, Oprano been very very good to me
;-))
Serge

Mike, the good thing about the Ravens' running game is they have Allen, Jason Brookins and Mo? Washington. Three guys.

If they get past Miami they've got to meet Pittsburgh at home. They've already beaten the Steelers there but they were totally outplayed by them twice this season.

Lord Baltimore Elvis Grbac's favorite XXX site

Nobody is around to play with when I finally get on Oprano. I have to take off soon, I am an uncle again... have to visit my sis and nephew at the hospital soon.


Mike AI

LB I have to say the running game is looking good. Problem with Allen is he is old. HE has a good game every 4-5 weeks. I think you will win this one, but next week will Allen have another good week?


Mike AI

Its a NEW YEAR miracle.... Serge getting engaged?? nah... Serge spending the money to get high speed internet!!!

I guess he will stop spending time at Oprano and start downloading all those rare and vintage Russian MP3s now! :-)

Welcome to the 21st Century Serge! hahaha


Mike AI

Holy shit, this is the first time I'm browsing on DSL, what the fuck was I thinking before?
Serge

The Ravens are looking good so far against Miami. Baltimore's up 7-3 in the 3rd. The defense and their running game are both looking like it did last year...

Lord Baltimore Elvis Grbac's favorite XXX site

HAHAHAHA!!!!!
As I suspected would happen... Always messing with the tagline...!!!

Oh it is to LAUGH...

MikeAI ! You can dish it out but you can't take it!!!

(it's why I keep coming back... if there is an award for comedic webmasters... this is THE PLACE!)

HOOOOOOOOOOOO HAAAWWWWW!!!!

Evil Chris
Sat, 12 Jan 2002 10:13:45 - IP: 24.203.11.127 - Post # 45723

___________________________

Evil Chris, I don't think you spend enough time at Oprano. If you had you would know I am without phone service at my house, so have no DSL or dialup. Only way I can get online is at the office. I have just got the the office a few minutes ago...

I am now just trying to catch up... Sorry that you feel I cannot handle "it", I assure you, whatever you dish out I can handle. You are a mere employee, one with a poor track record. ( yeah I spoke with your former employees in Vegas) It explains why you were going around bad mouthing your former employees at the show. 3 different people spoke to me about it.

I guess some people do not know how to treat others. I am sure you will fit in well at your new job. Maybe we can start refering to you as the Canadian KB... of course, I would not want to insult KB.

Oh and I will not be at the office for much longer, so if something happens, or I do not respond right away - I will be back tommorow. ( hopefully BellSouth will get my telephone lines back working at home too.)


Mike AI

My condolonces Dravyk. Give a shout if need be.




TheEnforcer Making Bank

LOL.. more power to ya... I can't argue with you on that! ;-))




wig ACHdebit = more $$$ off Checks!

Wig,
one of my Life Creeds:
MAN SHOULD KNOW HIS LIMITATIONS
and I SUCK at execution, so why bother?

cashing dividends checks is EASY, even moron like me can do it
;-)))
Serge

Serge, I can see that from the email you sent out. ;-))

Until the Internet and processing came along, I spent my whole adult life in the investment business. Hard to walk away from that and turn it over to some "manager".

wig Go Canadian and earn more $$$

Hi Serge! Nice board ;)
Martin
********************

wanna buy it?
;_)))
Serge

Wig,
I don't bet on me,
I bet on managers who manage my money in 20-30 diversifyed hedge/mut funds.


I ONLY bet on myself when it comes to INCOME part of the equation,
not capital appreciation,
'cuz I only appreciate raku
;-))

Serge

Hi Serge! Nice board ;)
Martin Sarcastic-Bastards

Serge, you are right on! I see the Internet the same as electricity, gunpowder, etc. All were heralded as a savior, but each preceded a transition were overvalue went to undervalue.

Cash is King... especially when no one else has it. poor, poor mainstream got fucked again. ;-))
wig Go Canadian and earn more $$$

Serge,

I bet on me, just like you bet on you. ;-)

Up, down, sideways... It's all good. ;-))

All I can say now is... GO FINS!!!
wig Go Canadian and earn more $$$

Last major euphoric peak was followed by 16 years of sideways action.
********************

I won't be surprised if this sideway action lasts for a few years...once scared is always shy, and folks lost bundles in internet and overhyped tech stocks.


I don't see when and where the new invention the size of internet or PC is coming from, economy needs one heck of an engine for the next "euphoria" and I don't see it coming yet.

Serge

Wig,
I am going to rags as we speak,
I am less than 24 hours in Boca and already was dragged to the art show and was forced to walk away with 3 raku for Serge's Museum
;-)))

you bet on metals, and I bet on raku!
;-)))

meanwhile....
I throw cash into
FKINX at 8.25% and and ACG @ 11% and I can sit on it for another 15 years
;-)))

sideways been very, very good to me
;-)
Serge

Meni, I'm sorry I missed you in Vegas, I really wasn't avoiding you...

Dravyk sweetie, I am really sorry to hear about your Dad.

Sabby:)
Sabrina 26 amateur webgirl feeds now available for lease... email me for a password.

Serge,

I went from riches to rags in 1989... :-)

The engine of the markets is psychological change. Its turns are marked by these mental extremes... depression to euphoria.

We recently just ended the euphoria, so let's see how long the depression lasts. ;-))

Last major euphoric peak was followed by 16 years of sideways action. Long term, it may always go up, but it depends how long a guy is prepared to wait. ;-0

I may be wrong, but I'm betting Gold/Silver will become one of the next "euphoric" rides.

Congrats on your engagement!
wig Go Canadian and earn more $$$

Serge you look much healthier
********************************

Blondy,
I'd appreciate you post of my pics on the death bed you are comparing me to...

when exactly did I look sick?
Serge

Where's my Amanda & Fold Pic???
((o;
*********************

in a FOLDer?
;-))
Serge

Hey Oprano,

Serge you look much healthier in these last pics I saw of you in Vegas. :)

Enlilenki, ICQ me dude 120202441

Cheers
Blondy PLR webmaster chat 24/7

Colin,
check your e...
2 pics of you and me in Vegas, compliments of Slider
Serge

9-5....whats that?
LOL

Where's my Amanda & Fold Pic???
((o;

WornOutFold Fox News Babes

Is everyone in this industry working 9-5 now? Seems like the boards slow down on weekends quite a bit. Not true in old daze. To the best of my recollection.
Colin Viva Las Vegas!

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If this is something you are interested in doing and can be trusted on. Then please send me an email to
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Ed
You can't select a date in the year 2002 on the Oprano Message Archives drop down menu.

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Sergey how did I miss you?
Who else did I miss?

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Howard, I'm more interested in taking some of Serge's $$
I love it when things come full circle ;-))
**************************

Cybrglide, you sound like my bookie
;-)))
Serge

Colin, I did miss a lot of calls.
Strange.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)