this was the look on my face when I heard the words
"Serge is Gay" song for the first time
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 09 Jan - 21:20:49 172.146.159.86 Post #: 45100
The funniest business related moments at the show:
1) Dave Purehardcore bumps into me and wants to buy ad on Oprano.
2 Jews begin barganing,
I want 10% over the current rate and he insists on at par due to the good 'ole memories and calls Oprano netpond just to see me jump
;-)))
2) Meat telling Oprano sponsors that he has 30 spots and his stats better than Oprano and he has only 2! left and they are reserved SPECIFICALLY for them!
;-)))
I thought it was hillarious
;-))))
Serge
Wed, 09 Jan - 21:18:33 172.146.159.86 Post #: 45099
I just went through all the pics we got from the PHB
we have some excellent shots
here is a little taste till we process them all ;-))
They turned Liberace's old mansion into something like Graceland?
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no, they left it very much intact...it's in the regular living neighborghood and nothing on the house tells you where you are if you don't know.
The limo driver Tonda highjacked
(we were running low on limo bus rides, so she improvised) missed it the first time
;-))
(BTW, my apologies to folks who missed a limo at Venetian yesterday,
we didn't mean it and returned it in working order ;-)))
Serge
Wed, 09 Jan - 20:48:36 172.146.159.86 Post #: 45094
cj,
you are the best and the coolest girl from down under,
if I only was 10 years younger...and could understand OZ version of English....
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 09 Jan - 20:44:21 172.146.159.86 Post #: 45093
hehehe.....never heard that one.
They turned Liberace's old mansion into something like Graceland? You can rent it out for parties?
mutt
Wed, 09 Jan - 20:43:29 24.112.37.86 Post #: 45092
Hard to believe it was only that short a time ago when Liberace and Rock Hudson died of AIDS and middle America was still in denial.
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Mutt,
ashes to ashes,
dust to dust
if Libby ate pussy
he'd still be with us!
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 09 Jan - 20:39:48 172.146.159.86 Post #: 45091
hey the board is coming back to life. Welcome home Serge!
Liberace? woohooooooo...... this guy was funny as hell. If you're ....hmmmmmmm......i guess maybe u have to be 35 or older to remember him in his prime. He was like one of the great talk show whores of all time. If you came home from school, there was a good chance Liberace would be on the Mike Douglas show or later at night Merv Griffin. The best part is that he'd do his piano shtick and then sit down for his interview part....and Mike and Merv would seriously with a straight face turn to Liberace and go " Gee Lee, you're not married. So who are you dating? All the ladies love you. Are you looking to fall in love?'. .....and then Liberace would go 'Oh Mike, you know i am just so busy. I would love to marry and have a family but music is my life. Maybe one day I will find the right woman. i hope that i do". This was all done with a straight face. And the times were so different back then, so delusional, so homophobic that most people just sat there and didn't think twice about it. Helloooooooooo? You got a 55 year old man here with some freaking powdered poofy boufant wig on, rouge caked on his cheeks, eyeliner, wearing a feather boa and a sequined jumpsuit.........hello Friscoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
well that's my take on the late great Liberace. And even funnier is that Merv Griffin was gay too. Hard to believe it was only that short a time ago when Liberace and Rock Hudson died of AIDS and middle America was still in denial. I think Liberace's people are still sticking by the story he died of liver cancer.
mutt
Wed, 09 Jan - 20:38:00 24.112.37.86 Post #: 45090
People at Convention
======================
I haven't seen the most for 3 years,
and here are some observations:
MAJORITY of the folks I saw look younger than they were 3 years ago,
some lost their bellies and that was a pleasant surprise
(some lost hairs too, sorry, Yishai ;-))
Ron Levy looks great,
lost 5 years at least and even comes with "mini me",
Kaiser looks like his carbon copy,
I won't be net surprised if he inherits the business one day
;-)))
Greg Dumas looks like a teenager,
and even Marc DeForest looks younger!
Dave Purehardcore lost some of the belly, looking great,
I saw Brain Shuster for the first time,
I can only imagine how this kid was driving Ron off the wall 3 years ago
;-))
Jeff and Greg (Mr. Cash) hasn't changed one bit, well, maybe little bit more relaxed.
12 Clicks grew the belly, but MoJo is looking good
;-))
RB, Bob Botto, Kjell, Amber, Rett, Bruce
just froze in time and look exactly how I remembered them 3 years ago.
Jonathan Silverstein grew earing on his eyebrow,
Vick lost one..or two
;-))
Brad could have lost a few pounds, but he has chosen losing a few hairs instead.
Brad's face is very relaxed, aparently life treating him good.
;-))
KimmyKim grew 2 carat diamond on her finger,
and this is what I call personal growth!
;-)))
Ken Lawson grew a beard and I almost didn't recognise him. He still throws THE CLASSIEST dinners I ever went to!
MikeFold, JohnIP,
LAY OFF THE CARBS!
;-)))
Joee, JB, look much better than Steven Case (and his stock),
so I say they won the war even if they lost a small battle
;-)))
Raw Alex...seems like the trip to Japan did his body and mind good.
THere were more new faces I met for the first time...
Tonda - you can be in charge of my parties at ANY time!
Dig420, sorry you had to cut your trip short
LadyLaw, the pleasure was all mine!
RRRed, sorry you haven't succeded molesting
John "where is the fucking money" Cotac,
but "if at first you don't succeed..."
;-)))
Sabby, you are a sweetheart!
JMScore and your partner in crime,
pleasure to finally meet you!
Diamond Jim and wife,
I wish I bumped into you 3 years ago,
you are the party animals
;-)
I'm sure more memories come along when more pictures posted...
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 09 Jan - 20:36:47 172.146.159.86 Post #: 45089
Lisa,
I HATE parties with all my heart,
loud music drives me crazy,
I couldn't survive at any party for more than 30 minutes,
but.....
PHB was one party I didn't wanna leave.
It was at Liberace mansion,
http://www.lasvegasvilla.com
and he even performed for the night!!!!!!
(Who could have thought Brad has friends in ALL places ;-))
There were two dueling pianos,
and whoever got to sit on the top was getting special songs in their honor
(SweetT paid guys $100 just to STOP which was immedeatelly topped by KK's $200 for them to continue
;-))
Brad got the song
"he has "winie" like linguini"
in his honor and
the chorus of all men on their knees were singing serenades to Diamond Jim's better half.
:-)
Tina, Jim's Mr. Cash better half got the serenade from Librace himself,
:-)
BangWang did one heck of a strip on the piano and even had dollar bills deposited in places usually hard to reach
;-)
My memory is abit blurry, I can't quote american music well,
but every time I'll hear Beatles' Yesterda,
I'll recall that night, cuz the guys sang
"Serge is gay" using this melody.
Sabrina showed her famous legs behind the head trick on the piano,
Tonda won the best orgasm competition and I can't wait for the pics to get posted.
this is not even the highlight,
it's just a few memories and I brought one white tiger home after everybody pet him, the other one was last seen with Joee and his fate is unknown.
;-))
I am currently looking for people that would like to do a sex change surgery.
We offer :
pink pyssy
yellow pussy
black pussy
white pussy, UND....
Zee Taiga Pussy!!!
Wed, 09 Jan - 17:57:41 24.64.223.205 Post #: 45079
Greetings Oprano!
Thought you all would like to see a few pics from Vegas.
Serge, sorry I missed you bro. I believe it was my turn to buy dinner? Next time I get to Fl :-)
Wed, 09 Jan - 15:31:11 24.64.223.205 Post #: 45076
mutt,
I am a proud member of the 'Money can buy happiness' fan club.
;)
Jesse
Wed, 09 Jan - 15:17:25 65.33.14.74 Post #: 45075
Mutt - I'm not a terrorist, just a fan of slightly more solid midsections.....
I think that New Mexico needs the Hornets. The Albuquerque Hornets. They can build the arena behind my house, land is cheap here :)
Vandy flatter stomachs here...
Wed, 09 Jan - 15:04:37 12.23.81.86 Post #: 45074
Cuban just got fined 500,000 dollars. I like the guy but something about him rubs me the wrong way...jealousy probably.
And speaking of people who got money, a real survey that proves
'Money DOES buy happiness'!
I always felt that the 'Money Can't Buy Happiness' line was crap planted by the rich elites to quiet down the masses.
From BBC
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They say "money can't buy you happiness" but researchers have proved the opposite.
Winning just £1,000 can be enough to change a person's outlook on life, suggests the study by researchers at the University of Warwick.
However, less than £1m is unlikely to have a lasting effect on a person's happiness and experts found a strong marriage and good health were more likely to make people feel content than money.
The more you get... the cheerier you'll become. Large sums are better than small sums
Professor Andrew Oswald, University of Warwick
Professor Andrew Oswald, who is leading the research, said: "We found a strong link between financial windfalls and being happy and having much better psychological health.
Wed, 09 Jan - 14:57:24 216.62.21.210 Post #: 45072
Yo,
Thanks for the info - already using them though.
Anyone know a partnership prog. for a "male stripper" site or related "cfnm" (clothed female nude male) site?
Thanks :)
urb
Wed, 09 Jan - 14:51:44 213.122.115.253 Post #: 45071
Mike
CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) -- Ray Wooldridge, co-owner of the Charlotte Hornets, reportedly intends to move the team to New Orleans.
The Charlotte Observer quotes a source it did not identify as saying the team is expected to file the relocation paperwork within two weeks and that New Orleans is the expected destination.
Wooldridge didn't immediately return a call seeking comment today. Team spokesman Harold Kaufman wouldn't comment on the report, and city officials refused comment as well.
Wooldridge said negotiations are continuing. He says nothing is finalized but the team is interested in New Orleans.
The Hornets say they are losing money in Charlotte, and voters in the city refused to pay for a new arena. Several business leaders have pledged $100 million for a new arena to keep the team.
mutt
Wed, 09 Jan - 14:42:33 24.112.37.86 Post #: 45070
this is all i have to say.
You are either with Billy.......or you are with the terrorists.
mutt
Wed, 09 Jan - 14:01:18 24.112.37.86 Post #: 45069
oh.
don't tell Billy you don't like his belly. He is sensitive that way.
mutt
Wed, 09 Jan - 13:22:34 24.112.37.86 Post #: 45068
I'm with Jane on this one...
Vandy
Wed, 09 Jan - 13:17:12 12.23.81.86 Post #: 45067
sounds good.
Did you see the many pictures of Billy's belly? Did you enjoy them? Jane did not but I did.
mutt
Wed, 09 Jan - 13:15:13 24.112.37.86 Post #: 45066
Hi Mutt,
Still working for the same company, just not 'promoting' quite as shamelessly. Also had a nice long XMas vacation during which I was not allowed to go online :)
Vandy
Wed, 09 Jan - 13:12:25 12.23.81.86 Post #: 45065
Spambot passed on that one. Not worth firing up the machinery on that one.
What's up Vandy? Been awhile since u were here. How's tricks?
Not working anymore for the company you were 'promoting' a couple months ago?
Thought I would share this list from Voltar's board.
TOP 10 REASONS WHY VOLTAR COULDN'T FIND SERGE IN VEGAS
10. Serge was arrested at the casino for being belligerent. Apparently he accused the slot machine of "shaving".
9. Waiting for the zoo keeper to unlock the petting zoo's door.
8. Up to his elbows in shit at the proctologist convention being held in the same hotel.
7. He was locked in his room indefinitely by hotel staff after he was overheard rehearsing his acceptance speech for the 'Asshole of the Year' award to be given to him at 'the' Ball.
6. Dateline: Las Vegas, NV 01/09/2002
Las Vegas police arrested and are holding without bail a man with a very bad case of razor stubble. Authorities says the man went insane and tried to buttfuck a male casino worker while screaming at him in a thick Russian accent to bleat like a goat. It seems the casino worker refused to cash the following check:
http://www.oprano.com/reporter/01072002/DSC01279.JPG
5. Here kitty, kitty, I've got some fresh meat for you...
2. Serge has locked himself in the men's room stall pushing redial on his cell phone. Seems he read a notice that said "for a good time, call yefim! but bring your own sheep. 555-GET-WOOL"
1. Serge after being named Asshole of the year finds himself unable to leave his room with a severe case of diarrhea.
Wed, 09 Jan - 09:55:09 66.136.202.214 Post #: 45050
Okay, we appreciate the pictures, but you are taking the same ones over and over. How many times can we look at billie and his fat belly or that faded out redheaded girl with her hair slicked back. Couldn't one of you lazy bums put some names on the pictures.
How come we are hearing nothing from you asswipes about the Players and the Players Haters parties?
Who were the guests? How many showed up for each event? Please, no more billie pics or drunken KimmyKim golf swings. Why not have some interviews? Why not do a Colin diatribe and ask KimmyKim why she is still backing a ripoff business like CCbill!
Ron Levi looks like a tiny dwarf. Is that why we usually only see him from the neck up?
You are doing a rotten job of covering INTERNEXT. Don't you assholes own digital cameras? There is no excuse for the lousy coverage of such a fun LV affair! janeyTRUE PORN NEWS
Wed, 09 Jan - 09:48:31 205.188.200.46 Post #: 45049
Haven't been on a webmaster board
in 3 years... come back today to
take a peek and guess what, still
the same pissing matches are going
on ...
Wed, 09 Jan - 09:45:59 203.149.38.229 Post #: 45048
Normally I'm not one to take shit to the boards, but when someone's not only hurling accusations at a family member, but going so far as to erase posts that don't support those accusations, it goes beyond my disdain for the lack of professionalism. Now I'm pissed.
Dig420, if you're capable of thinking rationally, you'll see that you're barking up the wrong tree.
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The truth will out, as the saying goes.
Hiring a detective is a good idea. Tampering with evidence, however, is not. Like pulling posts. Suspicion is one thing, manipulation of data to skew things toward supporting your version of the facts is quite another. Bad form.
When/if they do find whoever stole your stuff, it goes without saying that the culprit should be punished accordingly. I truly think you're blaming the wrong person, however, and when that's proven I think a public apology would be appropriate, at the very least.
One might even go so far as to point out that much of the very same circumstantial evidence that's causing you to so publicly cast suspicion in the direction you're looking would also serve to raise valid concerns about the possibility of insurance fraud. "Just too convenient" fits either way.
It's rather sad when a grown business man can't act in a professional manner and instead utilizes boys, lawyers and police officers in lieu of personal discussion and confrontation. It just makes things uglier than they have to be.
Now go ahead and pull this post too. There'll be copies...
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I trust there's no reason for Oprano to delete this; I mean, Dig's pockets aren't so deep that there's room to keep you Big Boys in 'em, eh?
And hey, down the road maybe you'll be treated to the details of a case of slander, false prosecution and whatever else might come up. Full-time webmasters aren't the only ones who can employ aggressive counsel.
Wed, 09 Jan - 06:16:38 213.122.112.246 Post #: 45040
We'd like to thank all of the webmasters who participated in our $100,000.00 Cybererotica Fantasy Cash promotion. We received a total of 13,113 entries. Last night the winner was selected at the Player's Ball. And the winner of the $100,000.00 is...
well ... I won't give up who the celebrity guest was but .... I did use his bathroom, I think ;-)
The PHB was an incredible , fantastic, very fun and very classy event. The most enjoyable function I have ever had the pleaeure of attending at any convention
Thank you very much too all who sponsored and put together the PHB
there was a Far Side Cartton with two cows making stupid faces and one with his finger up his nose
the caption read i think 'Where Beef Jerky comes from'
Tue, 08 Jan - 15:34:43 12.224.183.110 Post #: 45009
I don't know how men allowed this shit to happen.
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One word Mutt.... LAWYERS!
;-)
fatbaby
Tue, 08 Jan - 15:18:34 24.183.96.41 Post #: 45008
i get the feeling that MJ was proabably already doing that LordBaltimore and it's one of the reasons for the divorce. Tho Jordan never struck me as much of a player that way, his vices have been his obsession with basketball, gambling and golf.
He's worth they're saying HALF a BILLION dollars! It's insane that his wife will walk away with 250 million dollars in assets. I don't know how men allowed this shit to happen. There is no logic to it at all. Michael Jordan without his wife would have become the millionaire superstar without his wife. There should be a cap on divorce settlements unless of course the wife can prove she had a real part to play in the man's success other than as emotional support and raising his kids.
The 50/50 property split is not so bad for the average family but for the very successful man it is a crime what they take from him.
Judge Mutt would give Juanita Jordan 10 million dollars and not a penny more.
mutt
Tue, 08 Jan - 14:59:57 24.112.37.86 Post #: 45007
i am beat...
FOUND at Gameworks:
Motorola Cell Phone....
contact me via email
mike AT gatefold.com
oldfold
Tue, 08 Jan - 14:44:18 65.160.17.94 Post #: 45006
Everyone in Washington DC is talking about how MJ is divorcing his wife. Imagine, the ultimate alpha male, super handsome-rich-articulate-successful-admired MJ will be boning quite probably supermodels imported from Sweden.
Don't put your feet in the stirrups just yet.. Serge is busy playing doctor with someone else.
He was last seen crashing proctologists seminar in Vegas. They say he even brought his own rubber gloves.
Jersey Girl
Mon, 07 Jan 2002 05:28:59 - IP: 63.21.131.120 - Post # 44975
_____________________________
it takes an asshole to know an asshole
=)
WildGuy
Tue, 08 Jan - 12:28:18 209.143.51.25 Post #: 45004
Wow.. what a night..
Great Dinner !
Thanks WEG & WebQuest.. I think a few people moved up on the asshole list last night !
More pics to come, just wish I had a fast access and not this dial up.