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Cybrglide,
you caught the right moment!!!!
http://www.extremegreen.com/phb/phb6.jpg

this was the look on my face when I heard the words
"Serge is Gay" song for the first time
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 09 Jan - 21:20:49 172.146.159.86 Post #: 45100


The funniest business related moments at the show:

1) Dave Purehardcore bumps into me and wants to buy ad on Oprano.
2 Jews begin barganing,
I want 10% over the current rate and he insists on at par due to the good 'ole memories and calls Oprano netpond just to see me jump
;-)))


2) Meat telling Oprano sponsors that he has 30 spots and his stats better than Oprano and he has only 2! left and they are reserved SPECIFICALLY for them!
;-)))
I thought it was hillarious
;-))))

Serge
Wed, 09 Jan - 21:18:33 172.146.159.86 Post #: 45099


I just went through all the pics we got from the PHB

we have some excellent shots

here is a little taste till we process them all ;-))

http://www.extremegreen.com/phb/

Cybrglide Extreme Green - - 7 4Free Type Niche Sites To Promote .... and more coming !!
Wed, 09 Jan - 21:17:09 65.34.116.33 Post #: 45098


welcome back serge and all, sounds like a fun
and interesting get together:)

-------
KimmyKim grew 2 carat diamond on her finger,
-----------
which hand :)

nice pics timbo,some of the best! I wanta hang with you nxt one:))


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The more you get... the cheerier you'll become. Large sums are better than small sums
----

The more you get.... 'the more you want!
dantheman need to host anything
Wed, 09 Jan - 21:00:21 67.32.97.141 Post #: 45097


But could see understand you?
**********************************

Cleo,
I can't recall a SINGLE moment when cj and me hasn't understand each other.
;-))

Every time the moment aproached...we just hugged
;_)))
Serge
Wed, 09 Jan - 20:52:41 172.146.159.86 Post #: 45096


and could understand OZ version of English....
**************
But could see understand you?

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?) junk
Wed, 09 Jan - 20:49:48 208.61.44.30 Post #: 45095


They turned Liberace's old mansion into something like Graceland?
*******************************

no, they left it very much intact...it's in the regular living neighborghood and nothing on the house tells you where you are if you don't know.

The limo driver Tonda highjacked
(we were running low on limo bus rides, so she improvised) missed it the first time
;-))
(BTW, my apologies to folks who missed a limo at Venetian yesterday,
we didn't mean it and returned it in working order ;-)))
Serge
Wed, 09 Jan - 20:48:36 172.146.159.86 Post #: 45094


cj,
you are the best and the coolest girl from down under,
if I only was 10 years younger...and could understand OZ version of English....
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 09 Jan - 20:44:21 172.146.159.86 Post #: 45093



hehehe.....never heard that one.

They turned Liberace's old mansion into something like Graceland? You can rent it out for parties?
mutt
Wed, 09 Jan - 20:43:29 24.112.37.86 Post #: 45092


Hard to believe it was only that short a time ago when Liberace and Rock Hudson died of AIDS and middle America was still in denial.
********************************

Mutt,
ashes to ashes,
dust to dust
if Libby ate pussy
he'd still be with us!
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 09 Jan - 20:39:48 172.146.159.86 Post #: 45091



hey the board is coming back to life. Welcome home Serge!

Liberace? woohooooooo...... this guy was funny as hell. If you're ....hmmmmmmm......i guess maybe u have to be 35 or older to remember him in his prime. He was like one of the great talk show whores of all time. If you came home from school, there was a good chance Liberace would be on the Mike Douglas show or later at night Merv Griffin. The best part is that he'd do his piano shtick and then sit down for his interview part....and Mike and Merv would seriously with a straight face turn to Liberace and go " Gee Lee, you're not married. So who are you dating? All the ladies love you. Are you looking to fall in love?'. .....and then Liberace would go 'Oh Mike, you know i am just so busy. I would love to marry and have a family but music is my life. Maybe one day I will find the right woman. i hope that i do". This was all done with a straight face. And the times were so different back then, so delusional, so homophobic that most people just sat there and didn't think twice about it. Helloooooooooo? You got a 55 year old man here with some freaking powdered poofy boufant wig on, rouge caked on his cheeks, eyeliner, wearing a feather boa and a sequined jumpsuit.........hello Friscoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

well that's my take on the late great Liberace. And even funnier is that Merv Griffin was gay too. Hard to believe it was only that short a time ago when Liberace and Rock Hudson died of AIDS and middle America was still in denial. I think Liberace's people are still sticking by the story he died of liver cancer.


mutt
Wed, 09 Jan - 20:38:00 24.112.37.86 Post #: 45090


People at Convention
======================

I haven't seen the most for 3 years,
and here are some observations:
MAJORITY of the folks I saw look younger than they were 3 years ago,
some lost their bellies and that was a pleasant surprise
(some lost hairs too, sorry, Yishai ;-))

Ron Levy looks great,
lost 5 years at least and even comes with "mini me",
Kaiser looks like his carbon copy,
I won't be net surprised if he inherits the business one day
;-)))

Greg Dumas looks like a teenager,

and even Marc DeForest looks younger!

Dave Purehardcore lost some of the belly, looking great,

I saw Brain Shuster for the first time,
I can only imagine how this kid was driving Ron off the wall 3 years ago
;-))

Jeff and Greg (Mr. Cash) hasn't changed one bit, well, maybe little bit more relaxed.

12 Clicks grew the belly, but MoJo is looking good
;-))

RB, Bob Botto, Kjell, Amber, Rett, Bruce
just froze in time and look exactly how I remembered them 3 years ago.

Jonathan Silverstein grew earing on his eyebrow,
Vick lost one..or two
;-))

Brad could have lost a few pounds, but he has chosen losing a few hairs instead.
Brad's face is very relaxed, aparently life treating him good.
;-))

KimmyKim grew 2 carat diamond on her finger,
and this is what I call personal growth!
;-)))

Ken Lawson grew a beard and I almost didn't recognise him. He still throws THE CLASSIEST dinners I ever went to!

MikeFold, JohnIP,
LAY OFF THE CARBS!
;-)))

Joee, JB, look much better than Steven Case (and his stock),
so I say they won the war even if they lost a small battle
;-)))

Raw Alex...seems like the trip to Japan did his body and mind good.

THere were more new faces I met for the first time...
Tonda - you can be in charge of my parties at ANY time!
Dig420, sorry you had to cut your trip short
LadyLaw, the pleasure was all mine!
RRRed, sorry you haven't succeded molesting
John "where is the fucking money" Cotac,
but "if at first you don't succeed..."
;-)))

Sabby, you are a sweetheart!

JMScore and your partner in crime,
pleasure to finally meet you!

Diamond Jim and wife,
I wish I bumped into you 3 years ago,
you are the party animals
;-)

I'm sure more memories come along when more pictures posted...
;-)))

Serge
Wed, 09 Jan - 20:36:47 172.146.159.86 Post #: 45089


Lisa,
I HATE parties with all my heart,
loud music drives me crazy,
I couldn't survive at any party for more than 30 minutes,
but.....
PHB was one party I didn't wanna leave.

It was at Liberace mansion,
http://www.lasvegasvilla.com
and he even performed for the night!!!!!!
(Who could have thought Brad has friends in ALL places ;-))

There were two dueling pianos,
and whoever got to sit on the top was getting special songs in their honor
(SweetT paid guys $100 just to STOP which was immedeatelly topped by KK's $200 for them to continue
;-))

Brad got the song
"he has "winie" like linguini"
in his honor and
the chorus of all men on their knees were singing serenades to Diamond Jim's better half.
:-)

Tina, Jim's Mr. Cash better half got the serenade from Librace himself,
:-)

BangWang did one heck of a strip on the piano and even had dollar bills deposited in places usually hard to reach
;-)

My memory is abit blurry, I can't quote american music well,
but every time I'll hear Beatles' Yesterda,
I'll recall that night, cuz the guys sang
"Serge is gay" using this melody.

Sabrina showed her famous legs behind the head trick on the piano,

Tonda won the best orgasm competition and I can't wait for the pics to get posted.

this is not even the highlight,
it's just a few memories and I brought one white tiger home after everybody pet him, the other one was last seen with Joee and his fate is unknown.
;-))

I am looking forward for another names added to this list very very soon
http://www.lasvegasvilla.com/page0103.asp
;-)))

I had a blast, and it wasn't from vodka shots duel we had with Andy Alvares.
;-))
Serge
Wed, 09 Jan - 20:06:31 172.146.159.86 Post #: 45088


Just got in from Vegas, convention crud and all.

PHB was a huge success, thanks to all who attended our little party.

Big props to Billy for putting the PHB together for us
he truely is "The Most Organized Asshole" ;-))

2nd Annual PHB ... could it be ??

;-))
Cybrglide Extreme Green - - 7 4Free Type Niche Sites To Promote .... and more coming !!
Wed, 09 Jan - 19:54:38 65.34.116.33 Post #: 45087


Ok, would someone please just spill it? Which celebrity graciously played host to the PHB?

Did anyone get any pics of da boss? :D

Welcome back folks, glad a good time was had by all! :)


Lisa Look, we redecorated!
Wed, 09 Jan - 19:26:25 144.136.136.58 Post #: 45086


Hope that everyone enjoyed the PHB! The turnout was great, as was the entertainment and people.


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Wed, 09 Jan - 19:16:59 63.165.31.7 Post #: 45085


Hope that everyone enjoyed the PHB! The turnout was great, as was the entertainment and people.


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Wed, 09 Jan - 19:16:59 63.165.31.7 Post #: 45084


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Wed, 09 Jan - 19:02:09 64.74.16.151 Post #: 45083


Honey, I am home!!!!!!!!!!!!
;-))
Serge
Wed, 09 Jan - 18:39:42 172.137.235.250 Post #: 45082


Sup to all that went to the next

Sup to all that saw me and knew me! I got some good avi's from my elf. I just have to upload them to a server.

Just a quick shout.

BTW, I am still in vegas, let me know what the hell is up. I am going to try to see what kind of parties the AVN people throw ***ANY SUGGESTIONS***

Hef OUT....

Young Hefner No matter how long you stare at her
Wed, 09 Jan - 18:38:30 24.120.184.24 Post #: 45081


Timbo,

great pics there!!
sextoyking
Wed, 09 Jan - 18:06:38 12.224.183.110 Post #: 45080


Cool pictures Timbo!


Blondy PLR webmaster chat 24/7
Wed, 09 Jan - 17:57:41 24.64.223.205 Post #: 45079


Greetings Oprano!
Thought you all would like to see a few pics from Vegas.
Serge, sorry I missed you bro. I believe it was my turn to buy dinner? Next time I get to Fl :-)

http://www.adultpaycheck.com/internext_2002/


Timbo It's happening!
Wed, 09 Jan - 17:38:23 63.196.240.35 Post #: 45078


Vick, Andrew, Tonda, DJim, Kim & others - I enjoyed meeting you in Vegas :-)))
Hey Brad, can you send me one of those chairs ? ;-)))
Marcia
Wed, 09 Jan - 16:38:43 24.31.209.195 Post #: 45077


Afternoon peeps :)

We are celebrating HumpDay over at PLR and
I would like to invite you to come by and catch tonights
PLR Radio show 9pm EST 6pm Pacific


Cheers
Blondy PLR Webmaster Radio
Wed, 09 Jan - 15:31:11 24.64.223.205 Post #: 45076


mutt,

I am a proud member of the 'Money can buy happiness' fan club.

;)

Jesse
Wed, 09 Jan - 15:17:25 65.33.14.74 Post #: 45075


Mutt - I'm not a terrorist, just a fan of slightly more solid midsections.....
I think that New Mexico needs the Hornets. The Albuquerque Hornets. They can build the arena behind my house, land is cheap here :)
Vandy flatter stomachs here...
Wed, 09 Jan - 15:04:37 12.23.81.86 Post #: 45074



Cuban just got fined 500,000 dollars. I like the guy but something about him rubs me the wrong way...jealousy probably.

And speaking of people who got money, a real survey that proves
'Money DOES buy happiness'!

I always felt that the 'Money Can't Buy Happiness' line was crap planted by the rich elites to quiet down the masses.

From BBC
*********
They say "money can't buy you happiness" but researchers have proved the opposite.

Winning just £1,000 can be enough to change a person's outlook on life, suggests the study by researchers at the University of Warwick.

However, less than £1m is unlikely to have a lasting effect on a person's happiness and experts found a strong marriage and good health were more likely to make people feel content than money.



The more you get... the cheerier you'll become. Large sums are better than small sums

Professor Andrew Oswald, University of Warwick
Professor Andrew Oswald, who is leading the research, said: "We found a strong link between financial windfalls and being happy and having much better psychological health.


mutt Money Does Buy Happiness It Says Here
Wed, 09 Jan - 15:03:49 24.112.37.86 Post #: 45073


mutt-

Brad was going to buy the Dallas Mavericks 2 years ago but Mark Cuban beat him to it lol
JimW Lots of sites, get paid weekly.
Wed, 09 Jan - 14:57:24 216.62.21.210 Post #: 45072


Yo,

Thanks for the info - already using them though.

Anyone know a partnership prog. for a "male stripper" site or related "cfnm" (clothed female nude male) site?

Thanks :)

urb
Wed, 09 Jan - 14:51:44 213.122.115.253 Post #: 45071



Mike

CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) -- Ray Wooldridge, co-owner of the Charlotte Hornets, reportedly intends to move the team to New Orleans.

The Charlotte Observer quotes a source it did not identify as saying the team is expected to file the relocation paperwork within two weeks and that New Orleans is the expected destination.

Wooldridge didn't immediately return a call seeking comment today. Team spokesman Harold Kaufman wouldn't comment on the report, and city officials refused comment as well.

Wooldridge said negotiations are continuing. He says nothing is finalized but the team is interested in New Orleans.

The Hornets say they are losing money in Charlotte, and voters in the city refused to pay for a new arena. Several business leaders have pledged $100 million for a new arena to keep the team.





mutt
Wed, 09 Jan - 14:42:33 24.112.37.86 Post #: 45070



this is all i have to say.

You are either with Billy.......or you are with the terrorists.




mutt
Wed, 09 Jan - 14:01:18 24.112.37.86 Post #: 45069



oh.

don't tell Billy you don't like his belly. He is sensitive that way.


mutt
Wed, 09 Jan - 13:22:34 24.112.37.86 Post #: 45068


I'm with Jane on this one...
Vandy
Wed, 09 Jan - 13:17:12 12.23.81.86 Post #: 45067



sounds good.

Did you see the many pictures of Billy's belly? Did you enjoy them? Jane did not but I did.


mutt
Wed, 09 Jan - 13:15:13 24.112.37.86 Post #: 45066


Hi Mutt,
Still working for the same company, just not 'promoting' quite as shamelessly. Also had a nice long XMas vacation during which I was not allowed to go online :)
Vandy
Wed, 09 Jan - 13:12:25 12.23.81.86 Post #: 45065


Spambot passed on that one. Not worth firing up the machinery on that one.

What's up Vandy? Been awhile since u were here. How's tricks?

Not working anymore for the company you were 'promoting' a couple months ago?


mutt Mutt petting Zee Taigah!!!
Wed, 09 Jan - 13:04:53 24.112.37.86 Post #: 45064


$0®®y - i w4$ |0©k3d in 7h3 b47h®00m! 700 m4ny v0dk4 70ni©$ |4$7 nigh7!


$p4m607
Wed, 09 Jan - 13:03:11 63.100.104.9 Post #: 45063


I heard that the spambot has a hangover that would drop an elephant! ;-)

It is interesting to see who/what all comes out to play with the folks are away....


fatbaby
Wed, 09 Jan - 12:54:46 24.183.96.41 Post #: 45062


Geez, the spambot didn't take this long when I was spamming! Is spambot still partying in Vegas? :)


Vandy
Wed, 09 Jan - 12:50:51 12.23.81.86 Post #: 45061


10. Serge was arrested at the casino for being belligerent. Apparently he accused the slot machine of "shaving".

_______________________
boy wouldnt that be the pot calling the kettle black
just1man
Wed, 09 Jan - 12:17:11 209.143.51.25 Post #: 45060


BTW polymp - at least ya could give a page that wasn't 404 if you are gonna spam....what a fucking waste of spam....

JMHO...

CactusButt
Wed, 09 Jan - 11:54:06 66.136.202.214 Post #: 45059


I'm sorry polymp...did you mean to say:

I am a piece of shit spammer who nothing better to do than post on every Adult Webmaster board I can find and promote my rip off program?

I thought so...

CactusButt
Wed, 09 Jan - 11:52:15 66.136.202.214 Post #: 45058


spam, worthless teen links, and a forebrain the size of a caper!!!
polly-prissy-pants 0I812
Wed, 09 Jan - 11:45:27 212.90.232.8 Post #: 45057


Thought I would share this list from Voltar's board.

TOP 10 REASONS WHY VOLTAR COULDN'T FIND SERGE IN VEGAS

10. Serge was arrested at the casino for being belligerent. Apparently he accused the slot machine of "shaving".

9. Waiting for the zoo keeper to unlock the petting zoo's door.

8. Up to his elbows in shit at the proctologist convention being held in the same hotel.

7. He was locked in his room indefinitely by hotel staff after he was overheard rehearsing his acceptance speech for the 'Asshole of the Year' award to be given to him at 'the' Ball.

6. Dateline: Las Vegas, NV 01/09/2002

Las Vegas police arrested and are holding without bail a man with a very bad case of razor stubble. Authorities says the man went insane and tried to buttfuck a male casino worker while screaming at him in a thick Russian accent to bleat like a goat. It seems the casino worker refused to cash the following check:
http://www.oprano.com/reporter/01072002/DSC01279.JPG

5. Here kitty, kitty, I've got some fresh meat for you...


4. Did not take advice to stay away from the water when traveling , http://cleocrap.com/shit/images/DSCN4437.jpg


3. Serge, being a civic minded citizen, was called in to help in snow removal,
http://64.42.196.188/joke/goofypho.jpg

2. Serge has locked himself in the men's room stall pushing redial on his cell phone. Seems he read a notice that said "for a good time, call yefim! but bring your own sheep. 555-GET-WOOL"

1. Serge after being named Asshole of the year finds himself unable to leave his room with a severe case of diarrhea.


Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)
Wed, 09 Jan - 11:00:04 208.61.44.30 Post #: 45056


Colin's article can be found here.

http://www.insiteadult.com/vegas/


Hunter Thompson
Wed, 09 Jan - 10:57:22 65.33.14.74 Post #: 45055


Colin's article was Very much in the style of Gonzo Journalism :)

Now thats who should have been the PHB celebrity, Hunter. S, Just bring him along and he would be all the entertainment anybody could need. hehe

Watched Fear and Loathing when i was bored this morning great movie :)
Andrew
Wed, 09 Jan - 10:51:19 202.30.245.130 Post #: 45054



hmmmmm.........looking at Janey's site i have to comment.......BadKitty and Janey seperated at birth?


mutt
Wed, 09 Jan - 10:21:39 24.112.37.86 Post #: 45053



I gotta say this Janey! You are an Oprano kinda gal!

Billy's belly is funny tho. Can't get enough of Billy's belly photos!

Oh I think when MikeAI and Serge are back they won't be shy to give you the no spin take on things.

I repeat yesterday's questions which Vick dodged. WHO WAS THE CELEBRITY HOST OF THE PHB?

and also who was the talent at the Players Ball?




mutt
Wed, 09 Jan - 10:04:54 24.112.37.86 Post #: 45052


Didn't you read Colins article? With
that kind of drinking and pill
popping I am surprized they're still
capable of operating a camera at all

Plenty of excuse to take bad pictures I'd say :)


Timon
Wed, 09 Jan - 09:55:36 203.149.38.229 Post #: 45051


Looks like things may be getting back to normal around Oprano...people must be starting to get home from Vegas...

I'll just sit back and watch...

CactusButt
Wed, 09 Jan - 09:55:09 66.136.202.214 Post #: 45050


Okay, we appreciate the pictures, but you are taking the same ones over and over. How many times can we look at billie and his fat belly or that faded out redheaded girl with her hair slicked back. Couldn't one of you lazy bums put some names on the pictures.

How come we are hearing nothing from you asswipes about the Players and the Players Haters parties?

Who were the guests? How many showed up for each event? Please, no more billie pics or drunken KimmyKim golf swings. Why not have some interviews? Why not do a Colin diatribe and ask KimmyKim why she is still backing a ripoff business like CCbill!

Ron Levi looks like a tiny dwarf. Is that why we usually only see him from the neck up?

You are doing a rotten job of covering INTERNEXT. Don't you assholes own digital cameras? There is no excuse for the lousy coverage of such a fun LV affair!
janey TRUE PORN NEWS
Wed, 09 Jan - 09:48:31 205.188.200.46 Post #: 45049


Haven't been on a webmaster board
in 3 years... come back today to
take a peek and guess what, still
the same pissing matches are going
on ...

KEWL :))


Timon
Wed, 09 Jan - 09:45:59 203.149.38.229 Post #: 45048


Normally I'm not one to take shit to the boards, but when someone's not only hurling accusations at a family member, but going so far as to erase posts that don't support those accusations, it goes beyond my disdain for the lack of professionalism. Now I'm pissed.

Dig420, if you're capable of thinking rationally, you'll see that you're barking up the wrong tree.
-----------------------

The truth will out, as the saying goes.

Hiring a detective is a good idea. Tampering with evidence, however, is not. Like pulling posts. Suspicion is one thing, manipulation of data to skew things toward supporting your version of the facts is quite another. Bad form.

When/if they do find whoever stole your stuff, it goes without saying that the culprit should be punished accordingly. I truly think you're blaming the wrong person, however, and when that's proven I think a public apology would be appropriate, at the very least.

One might even go so far as to point out that much of the very same circumstantial evidence that's causing you to so publicly cast suspicion in the direction you're looking would also serve to raise valid concerns about the possibility of insurance fraud. "Just too convenient" fits either way.

It's rather sad when a grown business man can't act in a professional manner and instead utilizes boys, lawyers and police officers in lieu of personal discussion and confrontation. It just makes things uglier than they have to be.

Now go ahead and pull this post too. There'll be copies...

-----------------------------

I trust there's no reason for Oprano to delete this; I mean, Dig's pockets aren't so deep that there's room to keep you Big Boys in 'em, eh?

And hey, down the road maybe you'll be treated to the details of a case of slander, false prosecution and whatever else might come up. Full-time webmasters aren't the only ones who can employ aggressive counsel.

Dig, put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.
Rox still the same ol' ObnoxiousBitch
Wed, 09 Jan - 09:35:09 64.167.216.26 Post #: 45047


Jim,

He is gay, he just had to get a few pictures to send his dad so he thinks he i chasing all these women. He hasn't told his dad the news yet.
Stallion
Wed, 09 Jan - 08:42:49 24.94.150.16 Post #: 45046


Is this Brad doing his famous jump shot? In high school he actually was pretty good haha

http://www.oprano.com/reporter/01082002/DSC01390.JPG

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http://www.oprano.com/reporter/01082002/DSC01398.JPG

what's going on here? I thought he was gay??!!
JimW 64 sites that convert, weekly payouts
Wed, 09 Jan - 08:30:56 216.62.21.210 Post #: 45045


Whoops!

Monk
Wed, 09 Jan - 06:59:04 156.34.183.8 Post #: 45044


urb, try..
http://www.spurmbucks.com/
I think they won StrippingMen.com or something like that...
Yo
Wed, 09 Jan - 06:46:51 209.50.23.211 Post #: 45043


Monk - mutt asked the same thing in #45022, Billy said no in #45023.

Cum on, someone spill the beans! I am fucking dying to know over here! :)


CactusButt
Wed, 09 Jan - 06:27:24 66.136.202.214 Post #: 45042


Al from Tool Time was the celebrity party host?

http://www.oprano.com/reporter/01082002/DSC01422.JPG

Monk
Wed, 09 Jan - 06:20:59 142.166.95.229 Post #: 45041


I am looking for a sponsor that offers specifically a "male strippers" site.

I know it's a bit niche, but if you can help, please e-mail me :)

Thank you

urb
Wed, 09 Jan - 06:16:38 213.122.112.246 Post #: 45040


We'd like to thank all of the webmasters who participated in our $100,000.00 Cybererotica Fantasy Cash promotion. We received a total of 13,113 entries. Last night the winner was selected at the Player's Ball. And the winner of the $100,000.00 is...

Greg Shimabukuro

Congratulations!!

Jim Cybererotica
Wed, 09 Jan - 04:45:44 24.169.83.82 Post #: 45039


well ... I won't give up who the celebrity guest was but .... I did use his bathroom, I think ;-)
The PHB was an incredible , fantastic, very fun and very classy event. The most enjoyable function I have ever had the pleaeure of attending at any convention

Thank you very much too all who sponsored and put together the PHB

Best to all,

Vick It's Only Money
Wed, 09 Jan - 02:52:09 205.188.195.44 Post #: 45038


mutt - I hear it may be Jerry Farwell...


Timon Bling$$$Money
Wed, 09 Jan - 00:26:26 203.146.223.81 Post #: 45036


Anybody ever buy tickets through ticketsnow.com or know whether or not they are safe to use to buy tickets?


TheEnforcer Shouldn't you be Making Bank?
Wed, 09 Jan - 00:08:16 24.197.232.7 Post #: 45035



hey!

Anybody going to reveal who the celebrity host of the Player Haters Ball is?

Katie Couric?

Vanilla Ice?

Robert Goulet?

Buddy Hackett?


mutt
Tue, 08 Jan - 23:50:59 24.112.37.86 Post #: 45034



Colin

HAHAHAHAHA Funny shit!

Sounds like you're having some
good quality time in Vegas!

Where's the money shot of that festy ho?


Timon Have a smarty and click this link at 6am ;-)
Tue, 08 Jan - 23:16:36 203.146.223.81 Post #: 45033


haha dont think so...
Stallion
Tue, 08 Jan - 21:00:44 24.94.150.16 Post #: 45031



i have a feeling he wasn't exactly the prom queen's date.
mutt
Tue, 08 Jan - 20:57:51 24.112.37.86 Post #: 45030


Holy Shit I just realized I went to highschool with Naked Josh... lmao
Stallion
Tue, 08 Jan - 20:14:17 24.94.150.16 Post #: 45029


Colin,

Awesome stuff. Great writing.

Yes T is a big big man. I can attest to that - but don't ask me how I know! :)

Josh is a crazy fucker! Craziest guy I know.


http://www.insiteadult.com/vegas/

I smell Pulitzer


Jesse
Tue, 08 Jan - 18:55:58 65.33.14.74 Post #: 45028


That gal on the left in the last pic is dreamy...(Hope she's not here or with some guy here. Then I'll be embarassed.)

"Judge Mutt would give Juanita Jordan 10 million dollars and not a penny more."

Mutt, what makes you think if you were married to Juanita you wouldn't have had Jordan's career? :-))

Lord Baltimore Michael Jordan's source for XXX porn
Tue, 08 Jan - 18:14:34 63.208.223.127 Post #: 45027


Mike after tonight I am going to have 0 left !

Off to the dinner !


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Tonight !!! 10 PM ....
Tue, 08 Jan - 18:09:57 65.56.158.144 Post #: 45026




Check out Colin's link. Colin seems to be hanging with a whole other crowd. Nekkid people! Whores! Nekkid fat guys!
____________________

Yeah but Colin had $20,000.00 to work with. Billy had a budget of $14.86 and from what I understand he has $6.76 left to work with.

HAHAHAHAHA

Oprano Dinner is going to be a blast...



Mike AI Updated photos
Tue, 08 Jan - 18:07:45 172.135.79.8 Post #: 45025



Great coverage Billy. You are good for something after all!

Check out Colin's link. Colin seems to be hanging with a whole other crowd. Nekkid people! Whores! Nekkid fat guys!

Good stuff Colin.
mutt
Tue, 08 Jan - 17:59:38 24.112.37.86 Post #: 45024


Mutt...
Yes
Don't know.
Because he can be at it.
No.
Only a few hours and everybody will know !

Time to get ready for the Oprano Dinner see it pays to be the big loser in the football pickum contest !

More pics tomm when I get home, ALONG with some great mpegs !


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Tonight !!! 10 PM ....
Tue, 08 Jan - 17:52:28 65.56.158.144 Post #: 45023



Billy

Is that the guy from Home Improvement? Who are the chicks he's with? Why is he at a Net porn convention?

Home Improvement guy is Brads celebrity friend? The host of the Player Haters Ball?
mutt
Tue, 08 Jan - 17:39:52 24.112.37.86 Post #: 45022


Ulfie.. where are you..
Dinner at 7pm looking for you !

Mutt..
http://www.oprano.com/reporter/01082002/DSC01422.JPG

What you think

More pics up now !!

http://www.oprano.com/reporter
Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Tonight !!! 10 PM ....
Tue, 08 Jan - 17:26:04 65.56.158.144 Post #: 45021


Colin,

great pics there!! You know JoeE is always a mench:)



sextoyking Cool Domain Names Forsale!
Tue, 08 Jan - 16:52:13 12.224.183.110 Post #: 45020


Hey everyone!

Wanna see some pics of Daddy T fucking a prostitute in Vegas?

How about Naked Josh stark naked while eating at Planet Hollywood?

http://www.insiteadult.com/vegas/
Colin The Neon Jungle
Tue, 08 Jan - 16:37:45 172.170.251.181 Post #: 45019


Cleo,

LOL, but someone must like it, already got 1 offer:) and '3' offers on wishing.com

damm selling that after 7 years, seems like I am selling part of my history:)
sextoyking
Tue, 08 Jan - 16:08:12 12.224.183.110 Post #: 45018


meatsnacks.com
Sounds like a good name for a Gay domain.

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)
Tue, 08 Jan - 16:06:46 208.61.44.30 Post #: 45017


meatsnacks.com
Sounds like a good name for a Gay domain.

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)
Tue, 08 Jan - 16:06:37 208.61.44.30 Post #: 45016



jerky jerky jerky i LOVE beef jerky

there was a Far Side Cartton with two cows making stupid faces and one with his finger up his nose
the caption read i think 'Where Beef Jerky comes from'


mutt
Tue, 08 Jan - 15:56:10 24.112.37.86 Post #: 45015


kewl,

I could live off of that stuff lol

Star Extreme Green
Tue, 08 Jan - 15:51:34 4.34.237.51 Post #: 45014


Star:)))

Mutt, you are 100% correct.

We were going to setup a shop in 97 with a large jerkey company and sell online.
sextoyking
Tue, 08 Jan - 15:48:43 12.224.183.110 Post #: 45013


of course Mutt,

I'm trained to be Naughty!
:)
Star See Just How Naughty I Can Be
Tue, 08 Jan - 15:47:58 4.34.237.51 Post #: 45012



beef jerky, pepeeroni sticks

star is naughty
mutt
Tue, 08 Jan - 15:46:32 24.112.37.86 Post #: 45011


Todd,
meatsnacks.com?
so what did you have in mind when you bought that one?
hehe
Star Click For Mucho Ca$h
Tue, 08 Jan - 15:45:05 4.34.237.51 Post #: 45010


Hi all,

Selling some domain names I am not using, please check them out at:

http://www.programs.net

thanks

sextoyking
Tue, 08 Jan - 15:34:43 12.224.183.110 Post #: 45009


I don't know how men allowed this shit to happen.
*******************************

One word Mutt.... LAWYERS!

;-)

fatbaby
Tue, 08 Jan - 15:18:34 24.183.96.41 Post #: 45008



i get the feeling that MJ was proabably already doing that LordBaltimore and it's one of the reasons for the divorce. Tho Jordan never struck me as much of a player that way, his vices have been his obsession with basketball, gambling and golf.

He's worth they're saying HALF a BILLION dollars! It's insane that his wife will walk away with 250 million dollars in assets. I don't know how men allowed this shit to happen. There is no logic to it at all. Michael Jordan without his wife would have become the millionaire superstar without his wife. There should be a cap on divorce settlements unless of course the wife can prove she had a real part to play in the man's success other than as emotional support and raising his kids.
The 50/50 property split is not so bad for the average family but for the very successful man it is a crime what they take from him.


Judge Mutt would give Juanita Jordan 10 million dollars and not a penny more.


mutt
Tue, 08 Jan - 14:59:57 24.112.37.86 Post #: 45007


i am beat...
FOUND at Gameworks:
Motorola Cell Phone....
contact me via email
mike AT gatefold.com
oldfold
Tue, 08 Jan - 14:44:18 65.160.17.94 Post #: 45006


Everyone in Washington DC is talking about how MJ is divorcing his wife. Imagine, the ultimate alpha male, super handsome-rich-articulate-successful-admired MJ will be boning quite probably supermodels imported from Sweden.

I'd gladly take his rejects. :-))

Lord Baltimore Michael Jordan's source for XXX porn
Tue, 08 Jan - 13:49:25 65.58.37.107 Post #: 45005


Don't put your feet in the stirrups just yet.. Serge is busy playing doctor with someone else.
He was last seen crashing proctologists seminar in Vegas. They say he even brought his own rubber gloves.

Jersey Girl
Mon, 07 Jan 2002 05:28:59 - IP: 63.21.131.120 - Post # 44975
_____________________________
it takes an asshole to know an asshole
=)
WildGuy
Tue, 08 Jan - 12:28:18 209.143.51.25 Post #: 45004


Wow.. what a night..

Great Dinner !
Thanks WEG & WebQuest.. I think a few people moved up on the asshole list last night !

More pics to come, just wish I had a fast access and not this dial up.

Looking for more pics check out netpond the posted a few : )
http://www.bannerfree.com/Internext2001a/PondPages1/index.html
Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Tonight !!! 10 PM ....
Tue, 08 Jan - 11:29:19 65.56.152.157 Post #: 45003


Did we ever find out who the REAL double super secret Brad's celeb freind that is hosting tonight's PHB was?

CactusButt
Tue, 08 Jan - 11:28:11 66.136.202.214 Post #: 45002


*****
Looks like someone will need to take Brad to the local putt-putt when he gets back in town.
*****

JimW - I would suggest camel riding lessons rather than a trip to the local putt-putt....ya see, ya gotta first FIND the green before you can putt!

http://www.oprano.com/reporter/01052002/DSC01082.JPG

http://www.oprano.com/reporter/01052002/DSC01129.JPG

http://www.oprano.com/reporter/01052002/DSC01071.JPG

:)

CactusButt
Tue, 08 Jan - 10:46:01 66.136.202.214 Post #: 45001



Christina Aguilera Says Porn Video Is A Hoax! <cough> right </cough>

http://www.opranoplus.com

for that and other news.

JIM MORA .................. OUT!

DAVE THOMAS FOUNDER OF WENDY'S ................. REALLY REALLY OUT!


mutt
Tue, 08 Jan - 10:20:58 24.112.37.86 Post #: 45000


Gooooood Morning ;-)

Big thanks to MikeFold and MaxCash for the prize money for wining last week's Oprano Pick 'em!!!

Gameworks party is always a great time, thanks MaxCash, ARS and Hustler

Edd, can you please email your pay to info to Vick AT Cloud9models DOT com? Will get your booby prize out to you ;-)
Congrats!

Very much looking forward to dinner and the PHB tonight


Vick I think therefore ........ this program is
Tue, 08 Jan - 10:14:00 64.12.103.159 Post #: 44999