Oprano Webmaster Forum

Britt, my opinion of Gord is well document. The abuse he has given to other webmasters is as well.

If you need any help with a new registrar, e-mail me. I can also put you in touch with some people who have had similiar problems as you.

michael AT oprano.com
Mike AI

DomainNameSystems....

Can someone tell me if I have made a mistake transferring several domains there from Network Solutions?

I am in the process of moving all my domains to DNS and don't want to make a mistake.

What is the scoop on them, and what has Gord done wrong?

Also, is it the same Gord as TLDNS or something like that from a few years back?

I just don't want to move my domains and watch DomainNameSystems go up in smoke. Netsol has given me more grief then I can handle, don't need more now. :)

Thanks!
Britt....
Brittany

KB - SO DMX may be playing then??

Come on give us some scoop player!!

Mike AI

The lack of an announcement of the entertainment at the Players Ball has nothing to do with any naked kings..it's all about security measures, and not having a mob scene at the door that could possibly crush webmasters like the Riverfront WHO concert of 1979

That being said I spoke to several legends today on the phone and they can't wait to blow up LV....:-))
KB

OK OK OK
Suit yourself!
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the one who humps and runs away
lives to hump another day
;-)))
Serge who needs the HUMP? ;-))

MikeAI,
we are not going there!

I only caused the Internet to collapse, don't wink me the crimes I even wouldn't think of commiting ________________

OK OK OK
Suit yourself!

hihih ih hihihihihi
Mike AI

Mutt I think the special guests that Serge has invited might have rubbed Ron's last nickels.
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MikeAI,
we are not going there!

I only caused the Internet to collapse, don't wink me the crimes I even wouldn't think of commiting
;-)))
Serge who needs the LAST nickel? ;-))

Who is DMX???

Is that anything like BMX bicycle?
Helter Skelter Helter Skelter

my guess is that if Serge keeps needling him about a lack of a superstar at his PlayersBall he will freak out and pay some massive amount to some big rapper even if it meant spending his last nickel.
Some people are like that.
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not MY Ron!
I just found $20 I won from Alex and I'll bet you ALL OF IT
that he won't!
Serge who needs SUPRA STAR? ;-))

Mutt I think the special guests that Serge has invited might have rubbed Ron's last nickels. I am not sure about that.

I heard that DMX and others might be playing at this PlayersBall, but it appeared to only be a rumor. I would have thought about sneaking over for a hot show like that. It seems there will only be some local bands playing at most, and of course webmaster talent show. ( which I am confident I could have done, Serge and I have a great soft shoe routine!!)
Mike AI

Serge is it true that the PHB is going to have 2 special guests of honor??
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no, this is NOT true.

Larry & Flynt is TWO,

Larry, Curly, and Moe is THREE!
Serge who needs MikeAI's Dad? ;-))

Of course with Kitty there, all weenies may end up roasted!
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John,
the charecter in the cartoon behind me in Signs, Signs, Signs Inc office,
solemnly sweared to protect my weiner at all cost!

Thank you, John!
;-)))
Serge who needs sofa cushion? ;-))

yup when i saw it i was jealous. a continuing cartoon series like that would be the bomb.........but WAAAAAAAY too expensive to produce with the artist and the voices.

my guess is that if Serge keeps needling him about a lack of a superstar at his PlayersBall he will freak out and pay some massive amount to some big rapper even if it meant spending his last nickel.
Some people are like that.
mutt

HAHAHA

Serge is it true that the PHB is going to have 2 special guests of honor??
Mike AI

I guess Ron does not understand that concept.
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oh yes he does!!!!

Emi told me that PHB cartoon portrayed me like some fucking sleaze ball from Brighton Beach
(while everybody know that I am sleaze ball from BOCA!;-)

Ron's cartoon made me much pretier and with the body to die for!

I disagree than Ron doesn't get it, he gets it all right!
;-))))
Serge who needs sofa cushion? ;-))

Serge http://www.oprano.com/graphics/captionpic2.jpg is from our very frist party. guess it was not a weiner roast afterall!

Of course with Kitty there, all weenies may end up roasted!

Mike AI

Mutt, Ron stold your idea of a wemaster cartoon... you were going to do that for OPlus! :-) I have the e-mails documenting it!

I hope Ron makes more too, I enjoyed them.... Of course he will have to add lots of new people as chameos... my dad wants in!
Mike AI

MikeAI,
Im am sorry, but I check my zip codes in other places
;-))
http://www.oprano.com/graphics/captionpic2.jpg
Serge who needs sofa cushion? ;-))

J.Lo you make a good point. I made sure our guys knew this was fun, and that we should have self-depricating humor. I guess Ron does not understand that concept.

Oh and J.Lo, if it was not for Ron, none of us would be around at all. He is the innovator of this whole thing... That guy AL was just a copycatter...

Mike AI

yeah that was the point i was making earlier today.

it's called narcisism. also persecution complex.

but it was a great cartoon. I wish we could convince him to make more.
mutt

Serge if its just us at the weiner party, maybe we can invite Lee Noga to stop by and tell us the sky is falling. Then we can get the phone book and start looking up safe zip codes.

Mike AI

1 thing i noticed on the 2 cartoons is sharky, and the guys from playahaterball poked fun of themselves in the cartoon. they make fun of themselves.

whereas fantasyman has himself setup as the cool man, and everything revolves around him. he did not even include d$, evan or anyone else. he does not make of himself or his team at all.

it appears fantasyman has everything revolving around himself. i dont think sharky and those guys were knocking fantasyman himself, rather then the whole idea of the playasball. i remember mike ai, brad, johnip and other comaplaing about the setup.

guess some people take things personally. fantasyman against the world. the planets revolve around him.
J. Low

and since we DO have open premium bar
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yeah, yeah, yeah!
you forgot that Brad's friend joined the Buddah Temple and no alchohol is permitted at his house
(unless it's BYOB ;-)

also...from your past parties,
I can only recall open premuin FOOD!!!!
;-)))

http://www.oprano.com/graphics/captionpic3.jpg
Serge who needs sofa cushion? ;-))

of course our friends will show up
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Mike,
I know about last day because me and webfather had tix to come home on the 8th,
I always get home on the last day and I know I am not alone.

I had to change the tix on the 9th
;-))

....and if our friends don't show up,
do you mind if I play with white tiger all by myself?
;-)))
Serge who needs sofa cushion? ;-))

Yeah I think Ron forgets that the parties I have been throwing for over 5 years now... Heck I used to invite him to all the parties. Just small gatherings for my friends...

Having party on last day is going to be tough, of course our friends will show up, and since we DO have open premium bar, as well as food... AND some great entertainment, its going to be the best bash we have ever thrown.

All on the exact amount of cash we found in the sofa cushions!!
Mike AI

ok there really isn't any better way
to do it so below is the official tie breaker for this week's top prize AND for the full season champion.

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OFFICIAL TIE BREAKER FORMULA FOR BOTH WEEKLY AND OVERALL CHAMPIONSHIP
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NY Jets vs Oakland Raiders
Philadelphia vs Tampa Bay
San Franciso vs New Orleans
Green Bay vs NY Giants
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mutt Win $500.00 Bucks From Maxcash/Gameworks - Take Winnings Directly To Slot Machine! Win Jackpot! Million Dollar Pickem! REGISTER NOW HERE!

MikeAI,
I think the truth of the matter is much simpler than that.

Player's Ball having a problem this year.

1) it's on the last day of the convention, the day when most webmasters leave

2) no talent announced, making it quite visible that the "king is naked"
;-))

3) PB needed PHB, which has more willing and able attendies than we can host, like I need a third asshole title
;-))

I give credit where the credit is due, Ron trys his best to turn shit into honey, but...this is not exactly a bee season
;-)))

Serge who needs OZ? ;-))

Serge I think some people are afraid we are going to release the questionaire information for the PHB. Then the curtain may be raised on the Wizard of Oz!!!

Mike AI

Serge, Brad, MIkeAI, Billy, Cybrglide... care to join me on the show tonight to discuss the PHB and other things going on within the next week?
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naaaahhhhhh....
I'd rather talk about Oracle seeing things 1000 miles away and missing things going on under his very nose
;-)))
Serge who needs PHB? ;-))

If Vick beats KK at a BJ contest,
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and how are we going to decide on the Jury, may I ask????
Serge who needs BJ? ;-))

Serge - We must talk. I am sure JohnIP would pay the gross national income of some small third-world countries to have all the traffic from pusi.com!
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Zebra,
you just made a deal on his behalf,
JohnIP can have ENTIRE
http://pusi.com
including ALL accumulated e-mails addies and Logo!

$1_,000.00 all together!
Serge who needs pusi ;-))

Mutt, this has been your idea - so it is up to YOU to decide on the tie breaker!

Mike AI

re: Brad's tie breaker suggestion

If Vick beats KK at a BJ contest, he will have no problem wearing a tiara and evening gown!

i knew meni would be of use one day here.
mutt

anyone with 6 is still in it..so, if there is a tie mutt i would just use the regular tie-breaker....
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Fold, i don't understand what u mean....anyone with 6 is still in it?

oh...i think maybe u are talking about this week's WEEKLY competition, the one which http://www.maxcash.com is providing the prize for. You can do the regular tie breaker for that one.

I am talking about the whole season champion, how to break a tie as KK and Vick are only seperated by one. Also possible if they stumble badly a few other could jump up.

mutt

that sounds wonderful:-)
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spoken like a true professional ;-))

Cybrglide Endorsed By Shrimpy Himself !! - - - $30ps keep your exit traffic !!!

As asshole Of the Month...and a freuent flyer i still think that the regular tie breaker is the most fair way to determine the champ....

(also, since there were no contingencies made at the beginning)

you know whats funny...??
anyone with 6 is still in it..so, if there is a tie mutt i would just use the regular tie-breaker....
go down the weekly list from the top game as it appears on the page.

A_Fold Gameworks Monday

Cybrglide...

that sounds wonderful:-)
sharky Let's Talk about Vegas!

Serge, Brad, MIkeAI, Billy, Cybrglide... care to join me on the show tonight to discuss the PHB and other things going on within the next week?
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can we talk about the transsexual who will be delivering
the basket filled with sex toys to your room in Vegas ??

thats right, pictures speak louder than words ;-))

Cybrglide Endorsed By Shrimpy Himself !! - - - $30ps keep your exit traffic !!!

Damn Brad - you just popped my balloon.

Serge - We must talk. I am sure JohnIP would pay the gross national income of some small third-world countries to have all the traffic from pusi.com!
Anyone else looking to make deals on 4free traffic (up to $1 per signup with NO FUCKING DEDUCTIONS! and new sites all the time!) please hit me up at the Insite Adult booth.
Got traffic to send to a paysite? We want that too!
We are looking to aquire more traffic so that we can afford to throw lavish parties for those that we do biz with...

Oh wait, we ARE throwing a lavish party! Make sure to join our crew from Insite Adult along with the fine folks from National Net and Paycounter at the Foundation Room Sunday night! http://www.webmasterparty.com

Gotta run..need to find some Khaki pants so Sammi won't kill me ;)
Zebra

"send them both to the BJ table "

Brad - you alwats have a way with words!
sharky Let's Talk about Vegas!

Woohoo! It's time for Vegas. Tonights MaxcashLive topic is just that.. what's going on in Vegas for InterNext.

Serge, Brad, MIkeAI, Billy, Cybrglide... care to join me on the show tonight to discuss the PHB and other things going on within the next week?

http://www.maxcashlive.com

starts at 8PM EST.. or 30 minutes from now:-)

sharky Let's Talk about Vegas!

BTW, BJ= black jack;-)
Brad Shaw

Mutt, send them both to the BJ table in Vegas with $1000 and see who can end up with more;-)

I am sure MikeAI would put up the $! He is rich!
Brad Shaw

This is a very difficult decision this tie breaking thing. It is much too hard a decision for mere mortals to grasp. I know what to do.
I will approach the Oracle. If he is feeling benevolent he will help us. I'm off to see the Wizard of Jizz.

Fantasyman sees all. Knows all.
mutt

I'm sure JohnIP would feel unloved if you did not pay us a visit :)
Zebra
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Zebra, JohnIP got cute and sent Magic after me...how can I resist?

I'll be there, of course!
(can anybody lend me his badge?:-0)

so far, I have only one conflict of interests,
but...I'll find the way to attend both dinners and even EAT at them!

I just can't say NO!
;-)))
Serge who needs lawyers ;-))

why don't we just let them duke it out in a mud pit.

now that's a challenge all on it's own, those can be tireing haha.
Star Mud Pies Anyone?

Miss Pickem 2001! Vick would look good in a tierra and evening gown!
When we set up Pickem game nowhere in the fine print did it say we gave up the right to humiliate you if you won!

um........about tie breakers....i don't think a tie breaking formula like the ones we've been doing lately would be fair, to settle a contest that has gone on for over 4 months on a few select games. But i can't really think of anything better, if we had thought about it before the contest started, i would have suggested weekly championships might have been a good way to settle it. But that isn't fair now since i think KK already leads in that department.

Since it is only two people most likely who would be tied, we could extend it to overtime, make them keep going into the playoffs, sudden death, first won to pick a game wrong loses.

mutt

Serge,
I am a regular Oprano reader and sometimes poster.
Yes, it was in NJ at Fay's show in '98.
I will be in Vegas. I'm sure we will run into each other. I will be at the Insite booth also. I'm sure JohnIP would feel unloved if you did not pay us a visit :)
Zebra Let's be Retro and party like it's 1999!

I am open for ideas on tie breakers...
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that's an easy one...
let's buy 2 ties and see who can break it in half first!

KK has some muscles, I call it 50/50 pick'em!
;-)))
Serge who needs lawyers ;-))

Zebra, in this case, welcome to Oprano! once again!

for some reason I remember your face, even though we met for 5 mins tops, was it in NJ?

will you be in Vegas?
Serge who needs lawyers ;-))

Mutt whats up with Miss Pick'em, Vick could pull it out and be Mr. Pick'em! :-)

I am open for ideas on tie breakers...

Mike AI

Serge, has there been more than one Zebra on adult net?
And Billy and MikeAI's "buddy" does not count.
Zebra

I'm going to come to Vegas disguised as a giraffe :)
Zebra

wasn't Leo the password kid from French Canada? How did it wind up in an Illinois court?

http://www.opranoplus.com
Porn Spammers Losing Their Touch, Not Even Ranked in Top 3 Email Spams of 2001
Floating Gambling Club Sinks Floating Sex Club
Porn Scumbags Exploit Microsoft Security Weaknesses
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$600.00 UP FOR GRABS IN PRIZE MONEY FOR FINAL WEEK OF THE OPRANO NFL PICKEM CHALLENGE!!!

http://www.oprano.com/sportsphool

KIMMYKIM VS VICK! SUNDAY!!!
WHO WILL WEAR THE CROWN OF MISS PICKEM 2001?

guys we gotta settle the policy regarding a potential tie. Co-champions who split the prize? OR do we make a tie breaker formula?

WORK IT THE FUCK OUT!!!

mutt

Zebra, you never answered me the last time,
are you Zebra I once knew?
Serge who needs lawyers ;-))

Well I am going home to play with MY Zebra, maids should have it all cleaned up.

I predict NU over UM 24-17
Brad Shaw

I saw what he and Billy did to that poor horse. http://www.oprano.com/picture09end.html
________

Look at the stripes!! ITs a ZEBRA, so YOu should be worried, Zebra!

;-)

HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHhihihihihi <--- for old times sake!
Mike AI

I saw what he and Billy did to that poor horse. http://www.oprano.com/picture09end.html
Zebra

"MikeAI has made a special request for a ZEBRA and a HIPPO at the PHB."

Should I be scared?
Zebra

MikeAI, I agree, a judgement would have been nice. Feel free to go after him yourself;-)

The judge did not really want to hear the case, nor did I want to spend several days in Chicago around the holidays, so it was settled the day before trial.
Brad Shaw

HAHAHA Serge, I was refering to cockholsters who actively support password sites.

It would be like Circuit City paying hodlems to rob Walmart.

I know JoeE's answer - get software to handle it. But it causes lots of problems.... DB crashes, losing customers, etc...

Mike AI

Right JoeE??

Mike AI
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MikeAI,
I doubt that Joee would agree with you...he himself is a strong believer that
"Settlements are GOOD"
;-)))
Serge who needs doctors? ;-))

But lets just say Brad is one very happy lobster and will be eating alot of big lobsters in Vegas.

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Brad, will you ever learn that up tp 2 1/2 ONLY lobsters are meant for eating the the bigger ones don't taste as good as smaller ones?
;-)))

take 3 2 1/2's next time
;-))
Serge who needs doctors? ;-))

Brad too bad this is a settlement and not a judgement. Would be nice to get a judgement we can apply to all the cockholsters who run and support password sites.

Right JoeE??

Mike AI

On a bright note, I signed the paperwork finally today to settle a long standing lawsuit with Leo from Ultrapasswords. Unfortunately, the terms of the settlement are confidential. But lets just say Brad is one very happy lobster and will be eating alot of big lobsters in Vegas.
Brad Shaw

Do you believe Paycom/Epoch has breached its contract with you?

If so, I am an attorney and I would like to talk with you about this.
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tam-ta-ram-ta-tam-tam!

;-)))

should be an interesting year!
Serge who needs doctors? ;-))

Momma Says Hi, and Congradulations... I tell Momma everything... :-)

Mike AI
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I liked her the most in the good old days too...
her signature on the checks was as good as gold
;-)))

I wish she was doing my taxes in 1999...could have saved me $400,000 my ex did not.
;-(((
Serge who needs doctors? ;-))

Do you believe that Paycom/Epoch has screwed you out of part of your reserves, or improperly withhold VISA fines or a $12.50 per chargeback fees from you? Do you believe Paycom/Epoch has breached its contract with you?

If so, I am an attorney and I would like to talk with you about this. Please email me at theofm@msn.com and I will contact you.

Theofm Paycom/Epoch

Good point Peaches. I am a female. Just wait till I'm PMSing...you'll see >:}
titmowse I'm that slutty teacher your brother told you about

There has been some confusion by ignorant people who cannot read. The application at http://playerhaterball.com is ONLY for those who are not in the original groups of 125. That is people who are not already friends of ourse. ( those who are going to be invited already know to have that evening available... )

We thought it would be a great opportunity to set up a lottery for people we did not know, to have a shot of joining our small, intimate gathering. From the overwelming response we had, there was a demand for this.

The form which we created was a 80% joke, but we figured we might as well see what peoples opinions were of popular Credit Card Processing, Webmaster Programs, who people host with, etc...

This is called market research.... I think the people who are raising the issues, are the same people who are concerned about questioanires. Some of the ratings we have got have been shocking.

I have been debating with some of my friends on if we should release the information to show the overall rating of programs and billing companies so the public can be educated on what the polling has shown.

Some people out there probably do not want this information released and are already in "damage control" spin doctoring mode...

But hey what do I know. Some people actually gave DMR processing high marks! hahaha

Mike AI

Let me go ask my kid (whom I spit out from betwixt my legs) what sex I am ;}
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Well...my ex-husband spit my son from betwixt his legs........;) Or did you mean AFTER they were a zygote? :)

Peaches

Hmmm. Let me go ask my kid (whom I spit out from betwixt my legs) what sex I am ;}
titmowse I'm that slutty teacher your brother told you about

Hey Kitty, darlin ICQ me please :)

Cheers
Blondy PLR webmaster chat 24/7

Serge I just got back from lunch with Momma....

Momma Says Hi, and Congradulations... I tell Momma everything... :-)

Mike AI

titmowse,
does this "teacher" has a face?

I called few guys girls and vice versa, I don't wanna do it again
;-)))
Serge who needs doctors? ;-))

Hmm guess that did not work ..
Oh well

SimonF Celeb Dollars

Bayou???

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=redneck&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.oprano.com%2Fmsgboard%2Findex.php
SimonF Celeb Dollars

damn! That doctor guaranteed me those anti-idiot pills were the real thing. I want my money back!
titmowse I'm that slutty teacher your brother told you about

NYE...

Yeah that's bayou talk for...

"No You Eren't"

:-)

Evil Chris

MikeAI, stop reloading every second!

I'll have to raise rates if you continue!
;-)))
Serge ...and this is how TheEnforcer got his wheels ;-))

What the hell does NYE mean?
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New
Year
Eve
Serge ...and this is how TheEnforcer got his wheels ;-))

NYE - New Years Eve

Took me a few to figure it out as well.
Mike AI

I'm Bored...
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Cleo,
go watch the movie:
http://fantasymanmoney.com/playersball/6948.htm

this should cheer you up!

who knows,
maybe one day you also star on the "silver screen"
;-)))
Serge ...and this is how TheEnforcer got his wheels ;-))

MikeAI has made a special request for a ZEBRA and a HIPPO at the PHB. We will have to see what we can do!

Brad Shaw S.I.C. Cash V.4, 65+ sites, $40 per join, Paying WEEKLY

PSST: Now that's Kitty's gone for a bit, I can ask this without sounding too too geezerly. What the hell does NYE mean?
titmowse I'm that slutty teacher your brother told you about

post check
http://www.oprano.com/caption.html
Serge ...and this is how TheEnforcer got his wheels ;-))

Damn, EC! I was getting to that, honest! Congrats on your win for the Caption Contest! http://www.oprano.com/caption.html

Like Serge said, the next episode will be "post Vegas" when we have LOTS more juicy pics to post of everyone!

And speaking of pics, I'm still waiting for my "exclusive photos" of you in your Oprano baby tee Kitty - you promised! ;) I'll try to control the urge to lick my monitor... ;)
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

I now have to take him out to lunch to console him. Maybe I can talk him into stopping by Oprano and chipping in. HE is a regular on local New Orleans Political discussion boards - I guess it runs in the family!
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tell edwin i said hey

:)))
dantheman

I'm Bored...

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

huskers or canes???
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is that some sort of marathon in Alaska???
;-)))
Serge ...and this is how TheEnforcer got his wheels ;-))

Serge,

Whats your pick for tonights game?
huskers or canes???

Im sure you have no idea, or even
care, Im just making conversation.

Meni, whats your pick?
voodooman Zmaster

EC,
the new contest will start after Vegas...
I think pics of MikeAI petting the white tiger will be one heck of a material!
;-)))
Serge ...and this is how TheEnforcer got his wheels ;-))

Serge how long is this caption contest going to go on anyway?

Pony up my teeeeee shirt!!! :-)))

WOO HOO!!!
Evil Chris

Hahaha.. not a bad idea Serge!! :>))

TheEnforcer Making Bank- start Making Bank today!

That's Bubba who has all the really expensive cars!! :>))

TheEnforcer Making Bank- start Making Bank today!

Man I hate winter.. my damn car won't start and I need to do errands!! :>(((

TheEnforcer
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TheEnforcer,
this one is EASY,
click here
http://www.amateurmoney.com/
and get one from Lensman!
;-)))
Serge ...and this is how TheEnforcer got his wheels ;-))

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