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Hey there Oprano!

I thought I would introduce myself. I've been reading your board for a long time and finally dug up the courage to post.

Just want to say congratualtions on winning Top Message Board of the Year over at PornResource!
titmowse my nipples are huge

Amazing, teen.com has shut down - wonder if the domain is up for sale anywhere - would make a perfect porn site :)
http://www.teen. http://www.teen.com/

shit I hoep all my $$$ is okay :p
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LMAO!!!

there was some structural damage, but no one hurt and i'm sure money is all good :-)))

see ya in vegas ... i'm off to bed - today has been the worst day of my life. i'm sure the morning will be bright and cheery! if it isn't, i may just kill someone!

:-)

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It's official - Swallowing Cum helps women stay thin!!

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Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - over 100 niche sites to promote

Vanutau had an earthquake???
shit I hoep all my $$$ is okay :p

LA has been a lot of fun!
I leave for Vegas tomorrow morning

Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - over 100 niche sites to promote

withdrawals?! is that what this shaking is!? LOL

i just found out there was a 7 earthquake in vanauatu where my parents are currently holidaying :-(
they are ok but i can't get ahold of them and I miss my mummy :-(
talk about panic attack - first email I read "earthquake in vanauatu"

how's la going? ready for vegas?!

cj (vaginator) $70 a free signup - just click the link

been without a laptop for 3 whole days!!
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Got withdrawals yet?
I know I would have if it were me
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - over 100 niche sites to promote

wow, i spend a few days in the bahamas and return to being an asshole!! i'm honored!

ok, catching up on email tonight ... sorry folks, been without a laptop for 3 whole days!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

cj (vaginator) $70 a free signup - just click the link

there were 7! people in the theater when it was run, right from Cannes festival. VERY powerfull stuff.
Serge
Wed, 02 Jan 2002 04:50:33 - IP: 172.157.31.76 - Post # 44349
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Serge- you only person who goes to cannes off season;-))))

Hopefully I can make both parties but I know I will make my own at Utopia Monday Night...Free Jet rides ,traffic,hookers , hookettes, etc as door prizes...
Just fooling about the H's...eh there Spicey Clarke..I saw that little flyer;-))

Don't ask me why I am doing this,maybe my programs need the attentions of all webmasters that are looking to convert their traffic better...which will be a HUGE theme this as any year....

$50.00 SIGNUPS Right now on AVS http://www.adultrevenueservice.com/index.php?a=176066 for 24 hours...Test it you site builders...

Let me quote my Gameworks buddy who are also throwing a party the same night..."vegas baby...vegas!"

I am going to attend both:-)

Anybody have a badge for me? ;-))
joee It's Biz And Party Time!

Did i just break the board ?? shit...

what are we gonna talk about now?!
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - over 100 niche sites to promote

Okay well make sure he knows I need 3 tickets - one for me 2 for my associates

Thanks

Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - over 100 niche sites to promote

Kitty no tickets have been given out. All 125 are in Billy's hand. When he gets to Vegas he will distibute them to all our friends who are putting on the party with us. (Only 2 are going to the lottery, which will be held before friday.)

From there they will give out the tickets to whom ever they want.

I have a feeling you will be able to find a few extras.
Mike AI

we have picked up about 20 more applications on our site!!
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There are still tickets available?

I need two more. Even if they are not available ;)

Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - over 100 niche sites to promote

Yo! That was some dope flashwork done by FantasyMan. Must have cost him some pretty pennies. I have scanning the boards, and D$'s website waiting to hear about who will be performing at this party.

I was one with a VIP ticket wating in line, but I would wait anytime for a headliner like Snoop!

What I a worried about is Fantasyman is spending all of his dough on making stupid flash cartoons, rather then paying for a major headliner. If they cannot get a big tyme performer like Snoop, everyone will leave quickly. With long lines at the door ( even for VIP), no open bar, and lame talent show, I hope they make it worth our time.

Luckily I have been promised 2 tickets to the PHB as well. So without major entertainment, I will be sneaking off.
Agent 70

I will be up all night looking over these applications. I wonder if the one that says FM, is a legit one? Think he really wants to play with the white tigers?
Brad Shaw Fresh Photos

Ron I have to thank you, due to the release of your shockwave annimation, we have picked up about 20 more applications on our site!! http://playerhaterball.com

Thanks for the attention!!

Mike AI

damn now the wife wants an even BIGGER house ...
she says the 3rd closet is full-o-cash now too !!

damn Ron and I thought we were friends ;-))

kudos on the parody, laughed so hard my wifes tits fell off ;-))

CyberGuy Come get some $$$ from our closets !!

On second thought, anyone have an affiliate link to the Aguilera tape? ;-))

Lord Baltimore Christine Aguilera's Favorite XXX

Christina Aguilera has reportedly fallen foul of an ex-lover with a
hidden camera - who filmed a steamy sex session with the star.

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Amazing - all the way on the East Coast I can hear Seth's ears perking up :)

Peaches

Long live SCURGE!!!

KC

Letting the world see the Christine Aguilera video is pretty uncool, imo.

Lord Baltimore Christine Aguilera's Favorite XXX

i'd like to see this. wonder if it's hit the Net yet.

Aguilera In Sex Tape Shocker

Christina Aguilera has reportedly fallen foul of an ex-lover with a
hidden camera - who filmed a steamy sex session with the star. The
Genie In A Bottle singer is now suffering the indignity of having the
"graphic" tape circulated around Los Angeles, according to American
magazine Us Weekly. They state, "A guy from Los Angeles is going
around bragging about being with Christina and showing his friends the
tape. It was taken months ago of her getting hot and heavy with him.
It's pretty graphic. There's a good chance that Aguilera didn't even
know she had a starring role."
mutt

http://www.destroytheplanet.org/anastasia/anastasia_01.jpg

Come fuck me like the naughty goat I am!!
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Gotta love spambot!!

Mike AI

And I bet bernadette will be too in a minute. haha

Ulfie

mutt, no glue necessary, I've been abundantly blessed with body hair. ;)

Ulfie

Fat, sloppy titties, ugly tattoed Amateur model all shaved with warts and very pretty for babe the pig..I have sets of pics with Serge fucking goats for sale. Here is a pic of me..
http://www.destroytheplanet.org/anastasia/anastasia_02.jpg

Infact Serge calls this posistion the GOAT FUCK posistion. http://www.destroytheplanet.org/anastasia/anastasia_01.jpg

Come fuck me like the naughty goat I am!!

email me for info
nostfer26@mint.net
bernadette coke

i was looking at the Kitty naked party pics yesterday. I couldn't help but notice she has a very pretty balloon knot.
mutt

Ulfie, shave your head. Take the clippings and crazy glue all the hair to your chest, back and ass.

Kitty likes that look.
mutt

Kitty, did I mention I turn 35 on 1/13? I fit all your criteria except I have a full head of hair still. Damn genes. ;)

Loved that flash film btw. Funny thing was I thought Al Gore invented the internet. Now I find out it was fantasyman. Learn something new every day.

Ulfie

do really good looking guys like a Brad Pitt type turn you off Kitty?

i have heard some women say they don't like Brad Pitt, too pretty.
Actually I like Brad Pitt as an actor cuz I really liked River Runs Through IT and that western thing he was in...forgot the name. But Tom Cruise and Rob Lowe have always creeped me out.

What about George Clooney KItty? He's over 35 and has greying hair.
Have you had a chance to see Willard Scott yet? Gavin McCleod?
mutt

What do you shop for??!!
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Everything, I love it all!

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

And I thought my shopping fetish was kinky...
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What do you shop for??!!
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - over 100 niche sites to promote

Serge....
Thanks for the warning...i will keep that in mind!

*mental note: never mention Oprano to LAMike*
kimber Got Jizz...well do ya?!

You get turned on by hairy fat bald men who are old also???

And I thought my shopping fetish was kinky...

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Kitty

You get turned on by hairy fat bald men?

WTF???
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Who Doesn't ?//
Oh and did I mention 35+
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - over 100 niche sites to promote

You get turned on by hairy fat bald men?

88888888888888888888888888

Lets try to keep me out of this, ok?

;-)

fatbaby

Kitty

You get turned on by hairy fat bald men?

WTF???

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Susanne will be the dominatrix of the industry in a year's time, YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS MIKE AI!!
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Get her to do a cool Flash file with me in it, and we can get her a pass. If not I guess she will be partying with F.Man.

Mike AI

Dig I did not see any forms filled out by your people, so their chances in the drawing are 0.

There are ONLY 125 tickets to this party, NO MORE.

This party is for our close friends, not our close friends employees. I am sure you understand. There is only so many tickets to go around.

But the party is going to be a FREAKING riot!! :-)

Mike AI
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Drawing? I don't enter no steenking drawings.. /me heap big stud, get passes for free ;)

Susanne will be the dominatrix of the industry in a year's time, YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS MIKE AI!!

dig420 Fetishbucks now has FREE trials!

he's pretty fat and hairy. is that your fetish?
hey he was bald in a movie.....he played Uncle Fester in a porno spoof of the Adams Family.

mutt

Kitty I need to get your autograph soon, before you get to famous.

Then I can show my kids, and tell them I knew you back then...
Mike AI

If Ron wwas Bald he would be my ultimate adonis

I am thinking of staying here a while longer actually!
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - over 100 niche sites to promote

wow....i don't think i've ever heard a girl talk that way about Ron Jeremy. Usually it's just "ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....grossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss".

I don't think Kitty is going back to Oz :)
You called Jim South yet Kitty? Ed Powers?
mutt

well yes it's the party and webmaster photoshoot - anyone can come to it!

Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - over 100 niche sites to promote

Is that an inviation for us to watch Kitty?? :-))
Mike AI

Oh Holy Fuck I am sooo excited i just got off ICQ and I am weak at the knees -

you all knwo how I love Ron Jeremy - well I am doing a shoot with him on Monday night in Vegas for the Top Bucks Party - oh shit I can hardly wait!!!!

Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - over 100 niche sites to promote

Peaches, you won't be disapointed.
Serge

Amores Perros. Spanish film. Definitely made my top 2-3 movies of the year.

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I will rent it! I love foreign movies - first of all, they don't have 75% of the movie based on the "looks" of the stars (except Indian movies ;)) therefore they seem to have more substance on the plot itself, and they have subtitles and I have whatever learning you have when you only comprehend things by reading them and/or writing them down ;)

Many thanks for the suggestion!

Peaches

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Jesse,
Amores Perras is a GREAT movie!

it's mexican, BTW, not Spanish!

there were 7! people in the theater when it was run, right from Cannes festival.

VERY powerfull stuff.
Serge

Ron, I also wanted to let you know some people are upset that they were left off the "pilot episode" who were sponsors... think you can get them in the next one?

Also my mom saw it, and she wants to thank whoever for making her look hot! :-)

Mike AI

Ron will you give me a copy!!

ditto!

c'mon, Ron,
I don't ask you for a favor often!
;-))
Serge

Hello All!

I rented a great movie the other day.

Amores Perros. Spanish film. Definitely made my top 2-3 movies of the year.

Jesse D

"Serge,
I gotta disagree with you about Gord. I've been using his service since it went live, and I've had few if any problems.
Torone
Wed, 02 Jan 2002 07:41:15 - IP: 24.242.224.121 - Post # 44185 "

Torone - it's easy not to have problems with DNS. Don't question their business practices in public. Don't ever post anything negative whatsoever about anyone there no matter the cause. Don't object when domain renewals you pay for are sold to someone else. And don't complain at their choice of words and names when they address a customer. And never ever even hint that their service coudl stand improvement. Do all these things and you'll never have a problem - until the doors close and the lights go off.
KayS

I went to go see The Lord of The Rings... it was a pretty good movie...

I just got back to the office, and watched the FUNNIEST thing I have ever scene!!

http://fantasymanmoney.com/playersball/6948.htm

I am still laughing. Katie says Ron made me look better then Shark's flash guy did! I love the whole "waterboy" theme for me...

Ron will you give me a copy!!

I think we should make this to a regular online sitcom!

Oh and Ron thanks for the Brilliant idea of taking nude photos of girls and putting them on the internet!! Without you I would be nothing!

Mike AI

Serge is the best in that movie.
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Mutt,
I paid Ron a little extra for that...
;-)))
Serge

The inaccuracies made it even funnier!
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Yea I didnt see the "Bud" pipe one time!!:))lolol
JohnIP

Kimber,
in this case NEVER mention Oprano in his presence
;-)))

his face goes greenish when he hears Oprano
;-)))
Serge

shit. i wanna see a new episode now.

Serge is the best in that movie. Brad and Mike are very funny too. The scene where Mike is riding the ridem lawn mower or whatever it is against the bayou moon was classic cinema.
mutt

Maybe more chuckles....but LA Mike is my friend...kinda want to keep it that way! LOL
kimber GOT JIZZ?!

you know I love you Serge! ;)
edd
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of course I do!

do you know anybody who doesn't?
;-)))

and parafrazing Melissa,
"NOBODY loves me Better than me!"
;-)))
Serge

Yeah, Serge could play TeddyKGB in "Rounders 2: Electric Bugaloo" or put a fisherman's cap on him and he could be Captain Ramius in "Hunt for Red October II: The Quickening"!

you know I love you Serge! ;)
edd

Sykkboy,

Could you check your email/ICQ, we were supposed to buy some traffic from you...

P.
Dontclickme Just yahoo.com>

today oprano...tomorrow....the silver screen!!
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Kimber,
if you said
Today Oprano, tomorrow the Silver Cash,
that would have caused a few more chuckles
;-)))
Serge

I am calling up all my Hollywood contacts now!! LOL

today oprano...tomorrow....the silver screen!!

or maybe...toon town? lol kidding baby!
kimber GOT JIZZ?!

We mean they are fine mommas.

mutt
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oh boy!

this was exactly what lead to the breast feeding talk yesterday!

Mutt,
you think I can take all this "milk" in Vegas????
Serge

us young hip cats call the ladies 'bitches' serge. We mean they are fine mommas.

mutt

And Serge is ripped! Check out that body! Hubba hubba. No wonder he's got all the bitches here flirting with him.

mutt
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Mutt,
last time Ron saw me nekkid, was 40 pounds ago, I can't blame him, we don't have "quality time" often....
...and whom are you calling "bitches"??????

you had no pleasure to know my ex's personally,
therefore relying on my recollections might lead to your inaccuracies
;-))))
Serge

Serge...does this mean you would be willing to perhaps be content?
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and WHY NOT????
I'll do it for Oprano and Glory!
(I don't take any pleasure from it, so you know, but when duty calls...)

being that you are properly motivated?!
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I always wanted to be famous, and I have no doubts that you can do just that!

do I see huge Hollywood contract in my future?
;-)))
Serge

"Oh! you tiger-goat, you...."

man oh man that was a hoot!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

but somehow even funnier because of the mindset behind it :)
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oh, Peaches, don't pick up on the guy....
he made ME the "boss of all bosses" in the Flash,
and my gratitude is eternal
;-)))

he KNOWS!
;-))))

one can say a lot of things about him, but he clearly knows how to pay respect to Serge!
;-)))

Todd,
LEARN form the best!
Serge

gotta admit that was a great Flash movie. How much u think he dropped on that? 5 grand? 10 grand?

Mike your Mom is kinda hot.

And Serge is ripped! Check out that body! Hubba hubba. No wonder he's got all the bitches here flirting with him.

mutt

hmmmmm....
Serge...does this mean you would be willing to perhaps be content? being that you are properly motivated?!

I admire a person who loves themselves so much! Confidence is quite attractive!
kimber GOT JIZZ?!

I was merely pointing out the amount of female attention you had been getting...
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Kimber,
Oprano women know darn well that I am so much in love with myself,
they don't have to worry about me stealing their hearts
;-))

they know I'm absolutelly harmless and that what explains their attention
;-)))
Serge

I remember it well Peaches.

this saying deserves repeating again:

"fuck me once, shame on you, fuck me twice, shame on me, fuck me three times.. look in the mirror to see who is really doing the fucking!"
sharky Something New Coming Later this Month!

Never would i assume you to be content....
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Kimber,
WHY????

I can shoot like any other man ... if properly motivated!
;-)))
Serge

Well I have taught myself the best lesson yet.
As usual I have to learn the blonde way. :p
back up, back up, back up!
Thanks for sending me those sweet ICQ's all
keep sending them 120202441 :)

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Serge...sweetie!
Never would i assume you to be content....
I was merely pointing out the amount of female attention you had been getting...your delicious charm seems to be wooing all the young ladies this fine new year! =)

....have you conjoured up a LOVE potion?! lol muahhh
kimber GOT JIZZ?!

LOL! Thanks, Todd - that WAS funny! Maybe not for the reasons it was SUPPOSED to be funny, but somehow even funnier because of the mindset behind it :)

And Sharky, you know I agree with you 100% - In fact, I believe I have a copy of an email I sent to "The Man" himself 4+ years ago stating those exact points ;))

Peaches

hahahaha Brad:-)

sharky Something New Coming Later this Month!

Maybe Rno is upset he did not get an invite to the PHB?

BTW, I owe all my success to FM, all the hours of hard work were just a cover!
Brad Shaw Fresh Photos

The inaccuracies made it even funnier!
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oh yeah!???

Zigfrid and Roy just called....no white tiger for the evening...it died laughing
;-)))
Serge

oh. and gotta give props. the quality was there:-)

sharky Something New Coming Later this Month!

STK -

It was hillarious!
The inaccuracies made it even funnier!

I've always said I appreciate what I learned while working for him. I learned a lot, and grew a lot.

I also realized:

1) Money doesn't make up for being an asshole
2) Money doesn't buy long-time friends.
3) Never act like I am above the everyone else. I will only end up to be a sad middle aged man with noone to share my life with.

sharky Something New Coming Later this Month!

Webdad, thanks!!!!

most of the times,
"no crabs" is not that bad as an outcome
;-)))

as for my NJ neighbor...well, he is a teacher, what can one expect from him?
;-)))
Serge

Peaches,

http://fantasymanmoney.com/playersball/6948.htm
sextoyking

Did I miss a URL to Ron's funny flash or is it a private one?

Fay - you know I love you (I'm SO spreading the love today ;))!! I was just trying to piss on and put out the fire that looked like it was starting - I like to do proactive pissing :) I wanted to make sure you knew Serge was really being nice and complimenting you ;)

See you at the slots! I'll be the one feeding them so you can cash in, LOL!

Peaches

A while back Mutt said that the NFL and baseball handle the winning teams differently. Interesting how the Giants are already out of the playoffs while the Ravens have to win this week and rely on another matchup to get in.

I also liked how "Person of the Year" Rudy Giuliani signed a $600+ million deal (with four days left on his job), for two baseball stadia in NY. BTW, all federal taxpayers are subsidizing it.

Lord Baltimore eXXXcitement, 2002

Mabey a dungeon, but not a basement:)
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Todd, if I didn't know better, I could have sweared that you are Daniel Weatley...
he is the only person who used MABEY on the boards
;_)))
Serge

No crabs!

Probably your asshole neighbor in NJ drove down and stole it.

:-))

Webfather No link

Serge,

LOL :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

not necesserally in this order
sextoyking

Webdad,
I hope you suited her in bio hazard uniform
;_))

thanks, mano and...can you ask her to check upon Voodoo?
;-)))
Serge

you gotta be thankful that fm gave you your first break in this biz,
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absolutelly!!!

as much as Ron is thankful to Joe Holler for Holler teaching him that access server stats are NOT the way to pay for traffic
;-)))

In case you still don't know,
Ron starts his days with
1) praying God
2) praying Joe Holler,
not necesserally in this order
;-)))
Serge

Serge,

hard to picture you in anyone's basement. Mabey a dungeon, but not a basement:)

Flash was a hit forsure, real talent there!!
sextoyking

Joanne is on "Crab patrol"....

Results shortly..
Webfather No link

Todd,
it was better than that, it was hillarious!

don't you wish that he came up with idea on his own, being proactive, like in the good old days,
rather than be reactive?

ahhh...
time takes toll on everybody and doesn't spare even once very sharp minds
;-)))

other than that the Flash was lovely and my whole family enjoyed it laughing on the floor
;-)))

They know Ron well from the days I was living in my sis's basement and FIGHTING with his millions vs. my $20 in the pocket
;-)))

Ron is my sis's favorite internet hero,
she says that if it wasn't for him and his millions, and our YNOT fights,
I'd still be living in her basement
;-))))
Serge

Sharky,

you know it's all in good fun, damm fucking professional though!!

you gotta be thankful that fm gave you your first break in this biz, remember we all found out about sharky on the air:)
sextoyking

Serge -

Funny how they forget. There were quite a few people giving advice on that subject.. I know of several who got an earful about it.

It's also funny how much was forgotten.. and how he is portrayed as a saint:-) Should have had him smoking a blunt and yelling a bit.

someone once told me:

"fuck me once, shame on you, fuck me twice, shame on me, fuck me three times.. look in the mirror to see who is really doing the fucking!"

sharky Something New Coming Later this Month!

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