Serge ... am sure they are ;-)

Just had to post you're giving away WHOLES ;-)


Vick ;-)~~~~

Serge if you need any extra paper for the list let me know and I will send you some ; )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Mike Fold asshole of the month !

Vick, c'mon,
those are VERY valuable and VERY hard to get lists!
Serge

You saw it at Oprano
Serge is giving away
WHOLES!!!!
Vick ;-)~~~~

with everybody offering prizes
I would like offer 2! of my own!!!!!

the winner of the Football weekly Pick 'Em
will get from me:

1) the WHOLE list of female Nobel Prize Winners

2) The WHOLE list of ALL worth while scientific discoveries made by women thru out the History of Mankind
Serge

We love sucking off Gord. How can you go wrong with their mass-rectum-registration option and easy to transfer domain layout?

We hope everyone had a good new year ;)
JimWI suckCocks I like to suck Gord's Cock

"Serge,
I gotta disagree with you about Gord. I've been using his service since it went live, and I've had few if any problems.
Torone"

I have to agree with Torone, and here is why:

"Problems are NORMAL in the course of the business day, how entity solves and reacts to them is what separates GOOD from UGLY."

I have had a problem from time to time & they have been fixed within 24 hrs. He is also my host and has spent much time fixing my mistakes. Most emails are responded to within an hour or so.

Sharpie Still here after 4 1/2 years

Kitty,

Damn looks like I missed one hell of a party;-))

what's up Serge, the vodka is on me in Vegas;-)))



Andy A Webmaster Central..... Got Content? bot...bot..bot...

OK Mutt..

The winner of this weeks PickEm will get a FREE lap dance from Mike Fold (if they are in Vegas)

If not the dance will go to Mike AI !


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Mike Fold asshole of the month !

NICE! SantaFold comes through again!

http://www.oprano.com/sportsphool

Go register if you haven't! It makes Sunday fun if you hate football!

I can see Vick in there now. Smoke coming out of his ears he's thinking so hard.

Right on Billy. I believe everything you say :)~
mutt

My First Official act as asshole of the month is:

Another Cash Prize for the weekly PickEm winner.....compliments of MaxCash and the gameworks Party sponsors.

Amount and Terms forthcoming
((o;



GreekFold Another Cash Award This Week

Mutt just to let you know if it was not for a few blown calls by the refs I would be right up at the top with Vick ! I have been studying the line-up this week for the past few days and the first thing I am going to do is go place a few bets on my teams : )

Right.

Player Haters Get Ready !!!
Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Mike Fold asshole of the month !

Dig I did not see any forms filled out by your people, so their chances in the drawing are 0.

There are ONLY 125 tickets to this party, NO MORE.

This party is for our close friends, not our close friends employees. I am sure you understand. There is only so many tickets to go around.

But the party is going to be a FREAKING riot!! :-)


Mike AI

Happy New Year Oprano!
Back in pocket after a few days out...
Look forward to seeing everyone in a few days!
bpj Want to INCREASE your revenues for 2002???

Torone,
I don't use any registars, and I only pass along what I hear from others.

My criteria of a good registar is how one reacts to PROBLEMS,
'cuz every fucker is good when nothing happens.

This criteria applys to ALL business I ever get involved with and this criteria saved my skin more than once.

Problems are NORMAL in the course of the business day,
how entity solves and reacts to them is what separates GOOD from UGLY.

I'm sure you have lots of stories of your own to reiterate my point
;-)))
Serge

Serge,
I gotta disagree with you about Gord. I've been using his service since it went live, and I've had few if any problems.
Torone

Good Morning Everyone!!!
voodooman Zmaster

Webfather,

Perfect time to be reading the board :)

Thanks for the heads up.

You don't know any reputable places which offer this service do you?..

Whereby i can put in a domain and their system will register it when it drops?.. Ive had a couple of domains stolen a while back and the guy who stole them didn't pay for them, and they are going to drop within the next week or 2 so i want to try and get them back :)

Would appreciate any info!
Andrew

Gord will fuck you up your ass and have you write a sorry stories, just ask Grimm.
**********************************

Gee.....I have not read anything about it on RumorMill.com

http://www.rumormill.com/board.html


Webfather The place to spread QUALIFIED rumors!!

ROFL

So im guessing there has been some bad shit going on with the domainnamesystems ppl? :)

I would use DirectNic ( who i use to register normally ) - But they don't have a feature for getting domains when they drop.

Any other registars out there that do this?..
Andrew

***********************************
*FINAL WEEK OF OPRANO NFL PICKEM *
*CHALLENGE READY FOR SELECTIONS *
***********************************

DUM DEE DUM DUM.....CRUNCH TIME FOR VICK AND KK. OHHHHHHHHHHH THE PRESSURE MAKING THIS WEEK'S PICKS! WHO WILL CRACK? BOTH OF THEM? CAN SOMEBODY COME FROM OFF THE PACE AND SNATCH VICTORY?

no Billy you can't win. There are only 15 games a week, you would need to win about 75 games to catch them. :)

http://www.opranoplus.com

Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical
Broadway Bound!

Find One's Roots Almost As Popular
As Pulling One's Root Online!




mutt Read Some News So People Don't Think You Are Ignorant Or Just Plain Stupid!

oh, almost forgot,
Gord has few positives NOBODY else has:
he is the only sourse of .SEX domains FTC warned about,
so if you are looking for some exotic domains-
Gord is your man!
Serge

Andrew, and something else to keep in mind,
your domains with DNS are held hostage.

Gord will fuck you up your ass and have you write a sorry stories, just ask Grimm.
Serge

Thanks Troels,

Only problem is i think they only allow me to register domains that are dropping from their own registry database.

I have ones from a couple of different places im trying to get.

Hm...
Andrew

Chris, on the 5th...time is between 2pm-? depending on the airlines
;-)))
Serge

Serge,

When do you arrive in Vegas?



chris/pornoman

Andrew,

I think domainnamesystems.com has that feature.

Happy New Year everyone.
Troels Pay Per View

Anybody know a good site for registering expired domains as they drop?..

So i can enter in a few domains and then when they drop it will automatically register them?..
Andrew

Serge the chatboard Romeo. eat yer heart out meni! :)

I am way more romantic than Serge, when I troll the park bathrooms for men, I set up candle light in the stalls.
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Serge the chatboard Romeo. eat yer heart out meni! :)

Kitty is going to give Serge a heart attack in person :(
*********************************

Mutt,
this is very unlikely because:

1) Serge is chatboard impotent,
I am immune to everything ladies can show me...
well, except belly buttons, perhaps
;-)))

2) I'm going there with John,
he knows how to give mouth to mouth,
and carries nitroglycerine all the time
;-)))
Serge

Serge...wow you are certainly getting alot of attention this fine New Year! woohoo

New icq#133789093

ask me about facial shots...content, that is!! :)~
*************************************

oh boy,
kimber,
if you think I can be the source of this content,
think again!

geeze, why everybody think that
"I am easy"????
Serge

We are in negotiations with a company that will pay approximately 4 to 5 cents raw, second page hits for all adult traffic.
*******************************

...and for the 10% I'll give URL of the proggy which:
1) generates different IP's every time it clicks from your hard drive

2) "clicks" thru 1, 2 and any other
page you tell it to click on the predetermined algorithm

(like for example 100 clicks to first page, 60 clicks to second, etc, etc, you are in control)

3) the program can be told how to distribute clicks based upon the hour of the day for full "reality" effect.

4) the program also generates refferals

it's undetectable
(except it doesn't generates sign ups
;-)))

and I personaly wish the best of luck to ALL who still pays per click....


Serge

Serge,

What's the name of the phone sex program you use?

Thanks!

Monk
**********************

http://iso.pilgrim.com/
Serge

Why did I look at the Vegas concert schedule???
**************

Where can I get hold of the schedule - I HAVE to go see Dice !!!
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) over 100 niche sites to promote

hehe ... Nothing like a good fairytale before bed. :-)))

Dravyk

We are in negotiations with a company that will pay approximately 4 to 5 cents raw, second page hits for all adult traffic.

This is a rare opportunity because there will be absolutely no exit consoles. He will give you an exit console if you want one sending them to wherever you want them to go.

If they don't click thru the introduction page, you can have your surfer back, he won't steal your surfer like most programs do.

If this may interest you, send me an email and we will send you all the details, this program will open very soon.

Also they plan on paying either weekly or bi-weekly.

floydsbar@hotmail.com
FreeXXX Do you have traffic for sale?

Sykk....I am all over it!! woohoo! Sounds like fun.....

Serge...wow you are certainly getting alot of attention this fine New Year! woohoo

New icq#133789093

ask me about facial shots...content, that is!! :)~
kimber HOT FACIAL SHOTS!!!

Serge no PHB tickets for Susanne and Dreidle?

MikeAI I thought you loved me ;)

Can someone help my people out here? I'm prolly going to work thru the convention but they get all excited you know...


dig420 Fetishbucks now has FREE trials!

*grumble* Why did I look at the Vegas concert schedule???

Before the convention we'll be missing: Men At Work, the aforementioned Guns n' Roses, Huey Lewis, Tony Bennett and Billy Idol. And after the convention, the aforementioned Cheap Trick and Aerosmith, along with Steven Wright and Andrew Dice Clay.

So who's there during? Brenda Lee, The Four Freshmen, Phatter than Albert, and (whatever currently makes up) Chicago! It's a conspiracy, I tell you! :-)

Dravyk All Of 'Em

Kitty
Looks like youll have to read about it ;-)

http://hem.passagen.se/jarmo/gnr/text/news/020101.html



Moose

and for anyone staying a week longer, you can hang with me in the pit during the Anthrax portion of the Anthrax/Judas Priest show the 17th ;)))) (it's fucking scary how much Ripper Owens sounds like Rob Halford)


SykkBoy make more bank in '02

Guns N' Roses will perform at 10 p.m. Saturday and Monday
***********
Oh holy fuck! I am sooooooooo there!!!

I didn;'t know they were still around - someone told me axl rose was dead

I am goign to have to stay the extra day for the Aerosmith concert!!!
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) over 100 niche sites to promote

>>> Looks like Summer here

Anthony, considering what summer is like in this business, you sure you want to say that? hehehehe Couldn't resist ribbing ya. :-)

>>> For those you you staying longer Cheap Trick opens up for Aerosmith on 1/11

Rats, Vick! Now you tell me! :((

Dravyk All Of 'Em

Hi guys just wondering if anyone has heard what's up with clickcash? Seem stats aren't available since Jan 1?

Thanks!!
Jenny

LSU looked pretty good tonight, it's a shame its so cold here tonight I guess the people will just have to drink more to stay warm : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Mike Fold asshole of the month !

Guns N' Roses will perform at 10 p.m. Saturday and Monday in The Joint at the Hard Rock Hotel. $130.50-$255.50 for Saturday's show; and $205.50-$305.50 for Monday's show. 4455 Paradise Road. 693-5066.

$300 to see the where are they now/Behind the Scenes poster kids

Shows were 12/29 and 12/31 at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Vegas
For those you you staying longer Cheap Trick opens up for Aerosmith on 1/11



Vick Johnny B. Goode

Serge the chatboard Romeo. eat yer heart out meni! :)

Kitty is going to give Serge a heart attack in person :(
mutt

"There's many a man has more hair than wit"


The Comedy of Errors
II.II 82-3


Vick Shakeseare's exact birth date is not known. Only his baptism on April 26, 1564, was recorded

Serge,

What's the name of the phone sex program you use?

Thanks!

Monk

You are hot Serge! smile
LadyLaw Sweet dreams!

Serge, you are irrepressible!
********************************

I know....

and I'm taking this thought to bed to warm me up during cold NJ night....
who needs the blankets now?

;-)))

LadyLaw,
it was a pleasure talking with you the fine points of "Law and breast Order"
Serge

OK...I feel better now...knowing you will destroy all evidence of tonight's romp on Oprano. It's been fun baby...smile
LadyLaw Evidence Destroyed?

Oh great...when the various Mrs. Serge's start stalking me,
*******************************

oh, c'mon,
you are the "Law"
you have much better chances stalking them!

don't worry, about it,
I'll delete all posts and evidence by tomorrow morning!
;-))

our secret is safe with Oprano,
nobody reads it anyway!
;-)))
Serge

What is this about Yishai trying to feed you bread? Sounds kinky to me.
***************************

he wasn't trying, he just did it...
bread, caviar, god bless him
;-))
Serge

http://www.adultpaycheck.com/newyears2002/index.htm

Kitty is a Naughty Girl...

YUM YUM!


Mike AI

Oh great...when the various Mrs. Serge's start stalking me, I am going to remind them of that no violence to innocent third parties clause.


No, that was a typo...smile. What is this about Yishai trying to feed you bread? Sounds kinky to me.

LadyLaw Let me guess...you're separated?

Is there a Mrs. Serge monitoring this board,
***************************

yes, some of them do
;-)))


going to come kick my ass
******************************
LadyLaw, I stipulated "no violence" claws in ALL my contracts
;-)))



for talking about breadfeeding her man?
**********************

BREAD feeding?????
the only one who could be guilty of that was Yishai,
and let me assure you,
NOBODY ever kicked his ass for that.

I hope it wasn't freudian slip on your part, and just a regular typo,
as we all keep high nregard for legal profession and don't expect you chnaging the letter and the spirit of BREAST feeding agreement
;-)))
Serge

Are you even single??
******************************
in legal terms?
;-)))
Serge

Serge, you are irrepressible! Bring your dental and mental bills to Vegas please. smile I have to see this proof. But if you are really shy, you will chicken out, I just know it.

Are you even single?? Is there a Mrs. Serge monitoring this board, going to come kick my ass for talking about breadfeeding her man?






LadyLaw Choppers ready....

Yes, I'll prepare you a breast feeding consent form, anytime you want. We can discuss the details in Vegas.
****************************

oh yeah!

...and please add "stress of anticipation" to my detriment.

My shrink's bill is included as "Exhibit B"....

did I tell you that any promises, covenents and all other good stuff you post on Oprano can be used against you?
;-)))


Serge

And your detriment is...?

...I mean these are pretty unique breasts, lawyer breasts even.
**********************************

here is my detriment:
I made conciderable expense to
prepare proper storage facility for this gift
(dentist bill attached, your honor, exhibit A)

LadyLaw,
I see no problem the jury site with my argument...I've seen Judge Judy doing it quite often
;-)))

Serge

Tyson did need one! That is funny. Yes, I'll prepare you a breast feeding consent form, anytime you want. We can discuss the details in Vegas.
LadyLaw Consent form

Serge: I can't value something so intangible...I mean these are pretty unique breasts, lawyer breasts even. So....any time spent breast feeding you would be a gift. The promise of a gift can be revoked at any time, unless the giftee has somehow acted to his detriment in reliance on the promise of the gift. And your detriment is...?
LadyLaw Gifts can be revoked at any time....

LadyLaw,
I think I can meet you half way.

I need "Breast feeding consent" form.

(I bet Tyson wished he had one few years ago! ;-)))

can we do that for $250!?
Serge

LadyLaw,
I AM shy every time I see a $10,000 price tags
;-)))

I think we have a HUGE discrepancy in evaluation models,
you evaluate .com at 1999 model, and I am much closer to 2002
;-)))

$10,000 breast feeds....what is the price tag for breast feed, WITHOUT milk?

;-)

Serge

Serge: I think your valuation is way low. smile

And for a shy boy, you're not that shy. hahahha
LadyLaw $10K value needs written agreement

whoops...
http://www.adultpaycheck.com/newyears2002/pages/jhkkk.htm

seems like I got over excited of the prospect
;-))
Serge

hahahhaha,
that's what I call
:
"shaven, not stirred!"


Kitty,
I wish I knew you earlier, you would have been a spoke pussy for Serges Cash
;-)))
Serge

LadyLaw,
the state of Nevada recognises oral agreements up to $250 and the current price of breast feeding in Nevada doesn't exceed that.

Also...
you are in full knowledge of the law, and my attorney went over this WRITTEN agreement, so,
I say it's BINDING!
;-)))
Serge

Nice to see Tim and Jeff having fun, you look like you were having a blast yourself Kitty.
Anthony Looks like Summer here

Oh fuck I am still recoevring !! We had a wild night
here's the pics:


http://www.adultpaycheck.com/newyears2002/index.htm

the video is better - but I thibk we will have to keep that private - it's too incriminating!

what did you all do for New Years ???
And has anyone made resolutions???


Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) over 100 niche sites to promote

All depends on the value of the oral or informal offer. Didn't you teach me that Serge?
LadyLaw $10K value needs written agreement

I would be honored to be your mother Serge.
LadyLaw Breastfeeding included!
*************************************

in my law books,
this is called
"agreement in principle"
or
"meeting of the minds"
;-))

iss it binding?
;-))
Serge

hahahahah....Oh Lordie is right! smile
LadyLaw Breastfeeding included!

LadyLaw,
just prime you liver by summer, and you'll do fine!
;-))

I am not known for going back on my offers
;-)))

Serge

Oh Lordie. =o)


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer) Looks like Summer here

I would be honored to be your mother Serge.
LadyLaw Breastfeeding included!

Serge:

I am totally honored then to get this last chance to meet you in Vegas. I'm still taking you up on that Russian nightclub offer this summer. Oh yeah....smile
LadyLaw Last Hoorah

Happy New Year people! :))

I spent NYE in Sydney...first class view of the fireworks off the Harbour Bridge and in the harbour, totally spectacular!

MikeFold, congrats on your astounding assholiness. :)

Congrats too to CJ for making it on the list, and for da boss moving up into 2nd place! :)
One day he might be an asshole of the month...oooooooh we'd be so proud. ;))


Lisa Happy New Year from everyone at BiofenCash!

Serge: Baby,
*********************

yes, mommy!
;-)))

BTW, this baby is doing best when he is breast fed
;-)))
Serge

LadyLaw, I don't know how many...
I am VERY shy and don't go in public.
;-)))

this si my second time in Vegas, all I know that I've been at the one when it all began (1997),
one where the top of the cream was having dinner in Miami (1999)
and I don't wanna miss the last hooraaahhh!
;-))
Serge

Serge: Baby, I AM counting the days. I love Internext. Always so interesting and productive.

How about you? How many Internexts have you attended? :)
LadyLaw Gotta Love Vegas

LadyLaw, counting the days 'til Vegas?
Serge

http://msnbc.com/news/680533.asp

Harvard acceptance letters blocked by AOL as spam.
LadyLaw Mutt, is this where your Harvard acceptance went??

http://msnbc.com/news/680533.asp
****************************

What's REALLY interesting is that cool ad for Ameritrade! Are any of "us" doing that kind of ad?
Peaches

SimonF...you are right about prostitution only being legal in some Nevada counties, within brothels. Otherwise, prostitution is illegal in Nevada.

Hi Meni! I've only been to the Rainbow once, on a Monday, and my big celebrity sighting was Ron Jermey. Aside from him, there were some Mafia-type looking older men, and a few couples. No former metalheads in sight. I'll have to go on a Saturday and see what's up then.
LadyLaw SimonF is right

Damn......i waited on pins and needles for weeks waiting to see if I got into Harvard Medical School.
I gave up when they didn't send me anything and now it's too late because I'm enrolled at DeVry.

arrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
mutt

Happy Newyear to everyone at Oprano - I hope everyone had as drunk of a time as I did (9 pm just got out of bed - my aching head)
GregP Sexpromote

Any chance Winger was played at the Rainbow Room?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni..
Hookin is not Legal anywhere in NV..

Prostitution is legal in certain countys. Inside Brothels..

simonf Celebdollars

Interesting article about AOL's Spam policy and Harvard.

http://msnbc.com/news/680533.asp
Mike AI

hooking is not legal in vegas
it is in some areas of Nevada

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Is the Rainbow Room really a place for washed up metallers?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Happy New Year Everyone!

From Nickatilynx, Red, TechNick, and Me!




Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer) Looks like Summer here

Ok, let me rephrase my last post.

happy new year!, may it be happy, healthy and full of GOOD surprises.

Does that sound better Serge?

Luv Babyluv
Babyluv MEGAFLIX

Serge: For your information (smile) I am not hooking anyone in Vegas. If I find a real hooker associated with this fine party, I'll be sure to let you know.
LadyLaw Hooking?

I am an internet adult model.
I slept with MikeAI 32 1/2 times and 45 2/3rds with mutt and blew Anthony 4 times.

My sets are for sale for 2999.99 dollars a set. I have Serge's speedos and blue dress to prove it.

email me for pics....
nosfer26@mint.net
and add me to all spam lists NOW!
bernadette
bernadette Spam Bot Approved.

Serge...as usual your never wrong...
*************************************

oh yeah?????

tell THAT to my broker and he'll laugh in your face!
;-)))
Serge

...and one of our folks will hook ya up!
*******************

hmmm...who is doing the "hooking",
LadyLaw or one of your "folks"?

I don't get it...but it's nice that hooking is legal in Vegas
;-)))
Serge

Serge...as usual your never wrong...Thats why your runnin away from the field in the voting;))

Lady Law it WILL rock!! Juat stop by our booth...227...and one of our folks will hook ya up!
JohnIP Sunday.... Party in STYLE!!