Oprano Webmaster Forum

BTW Sweet T, you know I love working for you but I'm getting a little tired of answering the emails for nakedwrestlingmidgetwomenwithonebreast.com... Four of those seven members want to marry me! And with the upcoming launch of hairyareolatoesuckers.com I'm going to have my hands full just finding content. haha

VooMan Come party with Insite Adult, Paycounter, and NationalNet after the CCBill Party!

> So we are looking to BUY BUY BUY.

Mike....I got a site for sale....nakedwrestlingmidgetwomenwithonebreast.com (we like to call it an extreme niche). Only has 7 members but they recur like there is no tomorrow. How much can I get?? :-)

--T
SweetT ROCK THE FOUNDATION!!!!

dieing= dying
Damn cats

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?) Life's a beach

Nothing nasty about spending money. It's wasting it by dieing that's a sin.

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?) Life's a bitch

Cleo, beleive me I can spend money.... Its a nasty habit I have been trying to work on. :-)
Mike AI

Sounds like you all just don't know how to spend money...

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Taxs?!?!?! Only chumps pay them!!

:-) haha
Mike AI

Unfortunately, different bank accounts! :-)

Dravyk
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MikeAI,
please give Drav your bank acount with payroll liability taxes
;_)))
Serge

>>> With the new year on its way, HiRise has some money to burn so we do not have to pay taxs on it for 2001.

Sounds like we have the same accountant, Mike. :-) Unfortunately, different bank accounts! :-)
______________________

Drav I saw your application on the PHB form, I think YOU definately make more then me! :-)
Mike AI

>>> Looking for a good black leather 47 DD bra. Must accept 1 inch nipples.

... Naw! Too many lines!!! :-)))

Which reminds me, how many weeks now does the caption contest voting stay up for? Is this week three yet?

>>> With the new year on its way, HiRise has some money to burn so we do not have to pay taxs on it for 2001.

Sounds like we have the same accountant, Mike. :-) Unfortunately, different bank accounts! :-)

Dravyk the industry delivered to you daily

I'm bored...

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?) Poop

With the new year on its way, HiRise has some money to burn so we do not have to pay taxs on it for 2001.

So we are looking to BUY BUY BUY. Entire companies, websites, programs, content businesses ( not content itself, we have lots of that), domain names, any and everything.

So if you need some money and you are looking to sell, we are looking to buy.

E-mail me offers...

Michael AT oprano.com

Mike AI

Hello Serge,

Hope your x-mas was good.

I am trying to figure out what "pyth" is from an earlier post:

I am so stupid that I looked it up - but it is not a word. So, I say to myself, Serge probably mis-typed.
Then, I go look for letters next to the "p", but nothing matches. Then I try the other letters. Nope. So,
I just decided I might as well ask.

:)))

Jesse

http://www.opranoplus.com/askcolin/

Very, Very Good this week!

Jesse

ya eemay-you o-chen
balshoy jol-ty hoy

Cleo, I promise it will be
a lasting mammory, err
memory.
:-))
voodooman Zmaster

I am an goat fucking amateur model. I am selling all my goat fucking content. 600 pictures of me sucking goat nuts, licking goat ass, and being fuck by my furry friend, 23 sets (a set being 20-25 pics)for $25,000 exclusive. Id have to be paid western union. becasue I will rip you off. This how scammers who fuck goats operate. I have goat shit smoking fetish, goat hoof fetish, goat oral, and a special monkey masturbation set, and basic stripping softcore of my 85 year old grandmother. I have long red hair and green eyes, 38 EEE breasts that I use to tit fuck my friend Adam the Goat, and im very pretty for a goat fucker. I have many sample pics to show you, if you like goat fucking. Its first come first serve so write back at nosewfer26@mint.net
moira the goat fucker
moira goatfucker

hmm dont know
about Kitty, but Cleo could
fit mine and Serges head into
her bra.
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If Kitty is willing I would be willing to give it a try...

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Geez, I leave to get some
work done and now it seems
Im going shopping for bra's
and fishnet stockings.
Serge, Is this your doing?

Bra shopping with Serge and
Cleo and Kitty, hmm dont know
about Kitty, but Cleo could
fit mine and Serges head into
her bra.
:-))
voodooman Zmaster

http://www.opranoplus.com/menifiles.html

So much can be said about this.... funny stuff!!
Mike AI Time is ticking down.... Be here PHB or be somewhere...

Hey I know Lord Baltimore is not around, but has anyone seen photos from the latest bin laden video?? Not to start anything, I think it maybe a CIA plot...

Mike AI Time is ticking down.... Be here PHB or be somewhere...

http://www.opranoplus.com/menifiles.html

believe what you want. my sources are impeccable.

mutt

Cleo , where are you located?
**********
I'm in Fort Lauderdale, Fl, not far from where Serge had a nice house before Voodoo and I trashed the place the other night.

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

HAHAHA Yeah Serge, no one associated with any o course companies will mysteriously "win"!

HAHAHAHA
Mike AI Time is ticking down.... Be here PHB or be somewhere...

Beradette and Moria the Goat Fucker
************
hold on - ther's nothing wrong with being a goat fucker - some of my very best friends are goat fuckers - er um... i think i'll shut up now
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...)

oh, and I guarantee in writing:
IT WON'T BE GREEN GUY!
;-))
Serge

Time is ticking down.... Be here PHB or be somewhere...
*****************************

MikeAI, you forget to announce that we'll have ONE winner at the PHB
and the chances are 1:125 that Brad's friend will take the winner
BRA SHOPPING!

Serge (XXXhosting chr0nic and he is not bubonic)

Kitty it seems some people do not learn. Spam Bot is on the job. Beradette and Moria the Goat Fucker probably wonder why they have not gotten a good response from their spam.

HAHAHA

Mike AI Time is ticking down.... Be here PHB or be somewhere...

Kitty
Lets really make them feel special and let them take both of us shopping.
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Oh hell yeah - we can do that !!

sounds liek a plan to me - just send those tickets oevr and we're there!

Cleo , where are you located?
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...)

Moira - wasn't your name bernadette yesterday? and you were spamming my board then???

sounds dodgy to me
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...)

I see that moira the moron has made the same drive by spam again.

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Kitty
Lets really make them feel special and let them take both of us shopping.

Serge and Voodoo, we need some plane tickets too.

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

it depends on whose Credit Card you wanna use...
*************
I have no credit cards. I'm just a poor country girl from Pennsylvania. I can only afford to drive a Chevy and live in an old house. It's Voodoo's bra, but it is your idea. I guess you and Voodoo can toss a coin to see who will be lucky enough to take me shopping. I can loan you the coin if you need me to, that is what friends are for.

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Make sure you get voodoo some pink fishnet stockings - I just love to see a man in those!
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...)

Can I pick up a few things for me as we are out crossdressing Voodoo?

***********************

it depends on whose Credit Card you wanna use...
;-))
Serge

Cleo,
do you mind if we take Voodoo for our next bra shopping?
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Sure, I think he would be about a 44B. Can I pick up a few things for me as we are out crossdressing Voodoo?

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?) The Blonde and the Redhead

so was this:
http://www.oprano.com/morons.html

did I say one word?

take it like a man, Hooper!
;_))
Serge

wow. that's pretty pathetic.
Hooper

Looking for a good black leather 47 DD bra.

Must accept 1 inch nipples.

Hooper Love Bot

Cleo,
do you mind if we take Voodoo for our next bra shopping?

he is too shy to ask himself...
Serge

I always respect my senior elders:))
sextoyking
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than I'll have a surprise for you....those injections I take
make me

1) full of muscles

2) my dick swallen to 7 inches relaxed

3) my hairs grew back and have a natural blond color
(eat your heart out, Valia :-)

4) I now have very high pitched voice....

I won't be surprised if you really fell in love...
;-)))
Serge

Im pretty
shy when it comes to
those things.
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I know...I saw you eyeing my ass and you even grabbed it a few times, but veeeerryy gently
;-)))
Serge

Serge,

who loves you baby???

I always respect my senior elders:))
sextoyking webinc design rocks!!

Serge,

I think we finally agree on something:)
***********************

Todd,
it's because Vegas is coming and
you have no choice...
unless you agree with me-
you'll have no choice but to beat me up in Vegas and go in ANALS
(i know, I know ;-) of History as
senior citizens abuser
;-)))
Serge

Mutt,

while I might agree he is a jerk, the point of my comment is. A state Att. general takes order, directives, etc from the state, governor, etc. A US atty. take directives from the Justice Dept, I.E. Ashcroft and the bush Admin. One thing to not, Hawaii has been 95%+ Democrat state since the 1950's.. So mabey the feds want some action??

sextoyking webinc design rocks!!

Serge,
Thanks for asking on
my behalf, Im pretty
shy when it comes to
those things.
:-))
Bliad
voodooman Zmaster

oh. he's still a jerk tho.

Book em Dano! Nana nah nah nah naaaaaaaah nana nah nah naaaaaaaaaaaa........hard to make music with a keyboard. That was the theme from Hawaii Five 0 :)

i've never watched one episode of that thing. ever. same thing for Magnum PI. must be a Hawaii thing.
mutt

Serge,

I think we finally agree on something:)

oh and mutt, it is not the Hawaii State Att. general, that is a State office, it is the new US Att. which is a federal office, and handled by the US Justice Dept.:)
-----------------------------------

Politicians are TRADITIONALLY full of shit
sextoyking webinc design rocks!!

Politicians are TRADITIONALLY full of shit!
***********
No Shit Serge!

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Cleo, in case you ever wondered...

Politicians are TRADITIONALLY full of shit!
;-)))
Serge

Serif= sheriff
Damn cats <g>

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Some years ago the Vice Mayor of Fort Lauderdale who came down real hard on strip clubs and prostitution got caught with Kathy Willates, <spl?>. She got caught when her husband who was a Broward Serif feel asleep and started snoring while watching her turn a trick while hiding in their bedroom closet.

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

The Attorney General of Hawaii has put all webmasters on Double Secret Probation!
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Hawaii...scratched from the list, NEXT!
;-))
Serge

Be afraid! The Attorney General of Hawaii has put all webmasters on Double Secret Probation!

I have always been afraid of Hawaii. Didn't they have the senator that was always asleep on television?

Why would a state that has more exposed flesh on display than any other, a state who welcomes visitors with a LAY, and its most famous ambassador is a HO care about porn?

go figure.
mutt News For People Who Like To Laugh At Other's Misfortunes!

If you didn't know... Brad has been working with Raoul and Pablo on his new hybrid species of bubonic chronic that he will be serving at the PHB ;-))

peace
greg
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I only have 5 words to say about this...

WORK IT THE FUCK OUT!

Mike AI Last few days to get the application for FREE VIP Tickets for the Player Hater Ball!

women is the greatest creation
and I am having the best of two worlds

Valentina

gregtx,

Sweet! I hope Brad will remember to pass the bong around the office this time.

We'll go to Taco Bueno when we get the munchies...
JimW SIC Cash - 64 sites, weekly payouts....

sorry, Voodoo, but I know you can handle the truth
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I don't know Serge, rumor has it that you like Voodoo cooking your meat.

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Back from my secret business trip in central america, hope everyone missed me.
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If you didn't know... Brad has been working with Raoul and Pablo on his new hybrid species of bubonic chronic that he will be serving at the PHB ;-))

peace
greg

gregtx SAVE ON TAXES... BUY CONTENT!!!

ahhhhhhhhh....i can FTP again. Thanks Tim Hirise!

Read Colin's special New Year's Edition of 'Ask Colin'!
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also, get your NFL Pickem selections in before you forget!
Deadline for picks is Saturday, 9 PM EDST!!! Do it now!

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Valia,
no arguments from me,
women are better than men,
sorry, Voodoo, but I know you can handle the truth
;_))
Serge

Ya ne to shto ne lublu mugikov
Ya seichas tolko imeu druzei
u menia interes k genchinam
takova sudba mi ne viburaem shto dano tak ono i est
valentina

Voodoo, I am asking on your behalf, of course!
;-)))
Serge

...and Valia, if YES, than WHY?
;-))
Serge

need to have 1 high traffic domain hosted on some cheap reliable hosting.

Can somebody reccomend a cheap reliable hosting company?

Are the days of a dollar per gig over with?

FreeXXX Cheap Hosting Needed

I got a joke
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Valia, a eto pravda chto ty mujikov ne lubish?
Serge (XXXhosting chr0nic and he is not bubonic)

hello russian What's doing?
I just got in Terri's house.

Valentina

also cute.

will work as a golf joke too.
mutt

due to the high rate of divorces in this industry,
I'm sure lots of you will appreciate this one as much as I did:

A Fisherman's Tale

Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.
The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you."

The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years."

;-)))
Serge

The Pope is having a shower and even though he's strict about the celibacy rules, he often feels the need to exercise the right wrist, and this is such a time. As he reaches the papal climax, he sees a photographer taking a picture of the holy seed flying through the air.
'Hold on,' says the Pope. 'You can't do that. You'll destroy the reputation of the Catholic church.' 'This picture is my lottery win,' says the Snapper. 'One shot and I'll be sorted for life.'
So, the Pope offers to buy the camera off the snapper. After lots of negotiation, they eventually arrive at the handsome figure of two million.
The Pope dries himself and heads off with his new camera. Then he meets his housekeeper who spots the camera. 'That looks like a really good camera,' he says. 'How much did it cost?'
'Two million,' replies the Pope. 'TWO MILLION?!! says the housekeeper. 'He must have seen you coming.'

fp

"Brad Shaw I think we have 16 new sites?"

Actually Brad, we released 14 new site on the day after xmas, but give me some time and we'll churn out a few more for ya.
JimW 14 new sites, heck a few more on the way too.

Cleo,

Ill pass thanks.

Glad to see your thinking
about me though.

voodooman Zmaster

Shit, there must be a cam or something in my shower because every time I get i it everyone including wrong numbers calls me.

Cleo
******************

consider yourself lucky...I have 66% sucess rate getting Webfather off his toilet...poor guy had to install phone there just to answer my calls
;-)))
Serge

Cleo, your caged male talks alot
***********
Wouldn't you if you had no penis and was stuck in a cage all day?
voodooman
It's a very big cage and there is room for one more.

Shit, there must be a cam or something in my shower because every time I get i it everyone including wrong numbers calls me.

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?) No longer naked and wet

yeap, he went nuts and brought me all his Xmas toys!
;-)))

no wonder the saying goes:
"if you need love-
get yourself a dog"
;-)))
Serge

Serge,

How is Zhora? Was he happy
to see you?
voodooman Zmaster

Cleo,

Thats agains the law isnt it?
:-)

voodooman Zmaster

Cleo, your caged male talks alot
;-))
Serge

THOSE 2 aussies I'd avoid selling ANYTHING,
they'll skin us alive!
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I don't know about them, but I do keep a male in a cage in my backyard.

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?) entertaintment director

That will NEVER happen!
I will have to make many mils to be there AFTER uncle sam!
*****************************

Jim,
among few things I learned from Webfather:
"If you say you CAN - you are RIGHT,
if you say you can't - you are right too"
;-)))

golden nuggets are gone, but I see lots of golden dust is still around.
;-)))
Serge

Jim,
cj, Kitty,
those broads will buy Hoover's Damn from us with no money down,
and when the smoke clears,
you and me end up with piece of paper and a title to...
HooPer's Damn
;-)))

THOSE 2 aussies I'd avoid selling ANYTHING,
they'll skin us alive!
;-))
Serge

you mean AFTER taxes, right?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

That will NEVER happen!
I will have to make many mils to be there AFTER uncle sam!
MrCash WHAT?!

Cleo,
I like that you are on the job as my personal entertaintment director and always thinking about improving your job performance
;-)))
Serge

Ha!
I have CJ's cell too...she will buy ANYTHING! =))
MrCash WHAT?!

Jim,
you mean AFTER taxes, right?
;-)))
Serge

my personal goal for 2002 is $500,000 and I appreciate the help from any friend Vegas bound
******************
Serge
If you need any help spending it I would be happy to help you out, that is after all what friends are for.

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

great!
6th, 7th , 8th are free at day time,
and I also wanna see old down town.

"chicken ranches" I can skip,
let's bring few titles to Hoover's Damn with us,
I bet you we can sell it to a few unsuspecting Aussies!
;-)))
Serge

Wish I could make $500K ;)
MrCash WHAT?!

Serge...I am up for ANY sightseeing!
MrCash WHAT?!

Jim,
fuck the hub-hub...
wanna go to Hoover's Damn together?

my personal goal for 2002 is $500,000 and I appreciate the help from any friend Vegas bound
;-))
Serge

You have them BOTH!

we should try to get together before all the hub bub..

I am getting in on the 4th.
MrCash WHAT?!

Jim,
supposedly in the afternoon on 5th.

my cell is 201-294-0773
send me yours
(or Tina's ;-)))
Serge

Serge..when you gettin' to Vegas?!

MrCash WHAT?!

morning, Jesse,
how was your pyth this morning?
;-))
Serge

According to lots of news stories it looks like online shopping may have finally turned the corner this Christmas. Sales were record, the public's confidence is up.
Dot com busts are finally slowing.
Could the stock market do it all over again with the Internet mania?

News of Interest
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Simple online games ie Pogo.com Are Unexpectedly a Hit

Rick's Cabaret Reports Record Revenues

Man Sets Personal Milestone For Driving Naked

NakedNews Celebrates 2nd Anniversary On High Note

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