Hey All!

Thought I would drop by before Xmas and say:
MARRY XMAS to all :)

Wont be online very much in the next couple days so I should say it now :)

TTYL!
Jamie

cj,
I wish I was paid in US dollars and spend OZ dollars...
no wonder australians are the envy of the Internet
;-)))
Serge

our oz dollar is up to 51c now!! we are crankin!!!
cj (vaginator) 5 new sites, and I just added 'em today!!

KItty,
I hate to do that to you,
I NEVER say no to women , but....

are you talkig US dollars or OZ?

Webfather once took OZ dollars from fucking RobMac and his ass still hurts
;-)))
Serge

As a content provider I am sure I can come up with all manner of twisted sick shit to do with Meni's body !!

I'm offering $17.85 a pack of smokes and a cheeseburger (that's my current going rate and hell - you get my soul with that!)


Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - Over 100 niche sites to promote

Can we have him stuffed and wired with a lantern in his hand as my driveway light?


Cleo
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sure, just get permit for electrical works, and I'll provide the rest
;-))
Serge

but my engine is overdue for a service LOL
cj
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cj,
I can't do engines, but I suggest
http://opranosearch.com

they do engines good
;-)))
Serge

anybody wants his body now
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Can we have him stuffed and wired with a lantern in his hand as my driveway light?


Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?) Descrambers Anyone?

serge, my pipes are pretty clean, but my engine is overdue for a service LOL
cj (vaginator) 5 new sites, and I just added 'em today!!

and i forgot to make the announcement!

5 new sites, $70 per free signup, existing advertisers - login to your sexhit account for linking codes to the new sites

view the sites http://www.sexhit.com/sites.html

end of spam!

cj (vaginator) 5 new sites, and I just added 'em today!!

cj....hmmm....
do you want your pipes cleaned?
;-))
Serge

LMAO

meni, you are truly one of a kind. I've got a tshirt for you 'proud purvert' :-)))

serge, what else are you offering with that? you will need some selling power here ...
:-)

cj (vaginator) 5 new sites, and I just added 'em today!!

hmmm...I know what to do with meni's soul,
anybody wants his body now?

i can broker
;-)))
Serge

Meni, SOLD!!!!

your soul is MINE now!
;-))
Serge

No Sandwich, No Shirt,
My own shirt, with your sticker
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Cleo,
while everybody around here do nothing but talk football all day long,
I praise your real life skills
and you can your way with my appliances at any time
;-))
Serge

OK, no sandwich, just the shirt, free
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

How about you just give me the shirt free and buy me sandwich?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

OK $100
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

OK OK
$200 a day
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I am selling advertising on myself for the show.
I'll wear your t-shirt, for a mere $300 a day. Make sure its short sleeved so my guns can hang out
hee hee
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Did someone mention Brits?
Remember the AOL Girls?
I miss Nic
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I never met woman like you who could fix
GARBAGE DISPOSAL I left for dead
in under 2 mins!!!!
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You are not the first man that has told me that I do wonders for his plumbing.

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?) Nekkid pics and disposal repair

Serge,
you know you want it!
lol
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Kitty,
EVERYBODY know I want it!
;-))))
Serge

Serge,
you know you want it!
lol
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - over 100 niche sites to promote

I think a quick english lesson is in need here
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Kitty,
did you mean
"I think a quick English lesson is in need here"

right?
;-)))

who returns your love, babes!?
;-)))
Serge

Kitty,
I think we are having a typical case of
Freudian slip here
;-)))
Serge

kimmykim
123 4
Vick
122 5
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ouch!!!

That's waht i call
"down to the wire"
;-))))
Serge

Kitty,
today, December 23, 2001 will go in the anals of history
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Um, Serge - I think a quick english lesson is in need here - it is ANNALS of history

however if you want to put this in your anal you are more than welcome - just remember it came from me!

Who loves ya baby??!! ;)
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - over 100 niche sites to promote

Serge caught Mad Cow Disease from spanno.
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which explains why even britts don't eat brittish beef
;-)))

Serge

The reasoning behind this being that most guys won't pick a female character coz they think it is to wussy.
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Kitty,
today, December 23, 2001 will go in the anals of history as the day
when one woman, single handadly showed me somethign
NO OTHER WOMAN COULD EVER SHOW ME BEFORE....

thank you, Cleo,
I'll recomend you hightly to all my friends,
I know lots of people who can use your services and help,
and the expertise your showed me will stay in my memory forever.










I never met woman like you who could fix
GARBAGE DISPOSAL I left for dead
in under 2 mins!!!!

Way to go, Cleo!

;-0)))
Serge (Click here and get FREE drinks in Vegas!)

Everytime I've bet against the home team they've covered. Everytime I've gone with them them they've lost. :-((

Lord Baltimore The Baltimore Ravens' Favorite XXX

who should I be and who should I play?
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In my experience - and I'm not just saying this coz I am a chick , I knoe plenty of guys who would agree - if there is a female character pick her.

Female characters generally have better moves and tend to kick ass harder. The reasoning behind this being that most guys won't pick a female character coz they think it is to wussy.

I don't know what that game is - they haven't realeased xbox or gamebox here yet - I hope I can get one in the US when I am there, though from what i am told they are pretty much sold out.
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - over 100 niche sites to promote

Toolz, they are pitiful but those kind of teams are dangerous the week after you beat the defending champs. ;)


Ulfie

OK ladies, I'm going to play
Madden 2002 on Xbox
who should I be and who should I play?
hurry
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Ulfie,

Come on, you must have been giving the Lions too much credit :) They're hopeless this year and I'm REALLY amazed they won one game.


Toolz ARS AVS: AGE OATH

Serge caught Mad Cow Disease from spanno.

This is getting good sports fans. The leaders are stumbling today in the Pickem. Here is the updated Leaderboard following all early games.

NFL PICKEM LEADERBOARD
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kimmykim
123 4
Vick
122 5
Marie
119 8
RB
119 8
Shok
119 6
GreekFold
118 6
Lord Baltimore 118 7
mrcash
118 7
MattK
117 8
Meni
116 7

7 people within 5 of the lead with two weeks to go! Mike and the Zombie servers have discombobulated KK!

in the race to win MikeFold's $250.00, RobP has 9 wins today followed by a ton of people with 8.



mutt

I'm sorry I was looking for the Oprano board and seem to be lost in the sports hell...


Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?) Nekkid pics and disposal repair

football...
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
;-)))
Serge

The Steelers impress me more every week. I really thought today would be a dangerous game for them after coming off wins against the Jets and Ravens. What did they do? Destroyed the Lions 47-14. I can't wait to get back to New Orleans. ;)




Ulfie

Nah Fold, Saints are the worse because they are QUITTERS!!!



Mike AI

Anyone around New Orleans area lookin got 4 tickets for the next 2 games. Washington and San Fran. I will be giving them away if I can, if not I will burn them!


Mike AI

The Bengals are actually worse than the Saints
sheez
SantaFold $250 for This Weeks Sportsphool Frand

Yeee hawwww Saints making a rally!!! NOT!



Mike AI

Detroit has -11 yards of offense in the second half. Would be 44-14 if we had a kicker. ;)


Ulfie

It looks like the first time in around 10 weeks that Detroit will not cover the spread... and the way things are going, I will probably be 1-13... ;-(

fatbaby

Help Wanted: Must be able to kick field goals and not miss wide right. Ability to make extra points a plus. Send resume to Pittsburgh Steelers, 100 Stadium Circle, Pittsburgh, PA 15009.


Ulfie

well i know one thing already. I ain't winning SantaFolds 250 bucks.
I think it's the curse of the Saints, I picked them and now they have infected all my other picks. Bring back Ditka!!!
mutt

Ulfie... The stealers are up by that margin cuz the damn Rookie QB of Detroit has some sort of grease on this hands, making him unable to hold on to the damn ball! LOL

Grimm... Thanks! ;-)
fatbaby

On another note, my beloved Steelers are mauling the Lions today. 27-7 right now. Steelers offense has been on the field longer than the grass has. ;)


Ulfie

Meni you are correct. Pats are the Cinderella team of 2001!

Grimm - it is not even play calling. It is poor execution and msitakes. The Saints have already packed it in for the holidays. They are playing with no emotion, or will to win.

Simply put, they SUCK!
Mike AI

Pats don't suck
hahahahahhahahah
we beat the aint's didn't we
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

play calling this year has been the worst i have seen in a long time
grimm

Saints suck, they should get on the bus now and head home. The coach and his entire staff need to be fired.
Mike AI

I won Time man of the year 1999, so I can't win again
its a new rule
Just like I was sexiest man alive 1998, I couldn't win again

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I don't give a flying f_ck about politically correct, so I'll say this...

We're getting backstabbed all over the Middle East! That Sheik in the tape with ben Laden was a member of the Saudi Royal Family. All of the countries over there (except Israel) support the terrorists, and everybody knows it! Our government needs to act accordingly.
Torone

Yeah it seems racial profiling is going to get very popular again. Even Afican-Americans are for it on flights and such now.

I am still of the opinion that Islam is a religion that has been hijacked, and it is a religion of war and violence. Even the ones who do not come out and preach violence like Bin Laden, it seems a majority of muslims silently support him.

Islam is a relgion of dictatorship, of abuse, to control the people... Ask John Walker.


Mike AI

u hear this poem every Christmas but this year it has more meaning.

'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
I FOUND HIM ALONE
CURLED UP ON THE GROUND,
HIS PILLOW A STONE.

I HAD JUST LANDED MY SLEIGH,
WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE,
AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS PLACE DID LIVE.

I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE,
NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NO NOT EVEN A TREE.

NO STOCKING WAS HUNG, JUST BOOTS ON THE SAND,
CLUTCHED IN HIS HAND, PICTURES OF A FAR AWAY LAND.

HE HAD MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS,
AND A SOBER THOUGHT DID FORM IN MY MIND.

FOR THIS PLACE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY,
FOR I HAD FOUND A SOLDIER, NOW I COULD SEE CLEARLY.

THIS MOTHER'S SON LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE,
CURLED UP ON THE GROUND, THIS PLACE HE CALLED HOME.

HIS FACE WAS SO GENTLE, AND THIS PLACE IN FINE ORDER,
JUST HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER.

WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I HAD READ?
CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE STONY GROUND FOR A BED?

I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I VISITED THIS NIGHT,
OWED THEIR LIVES TO THIS MAN, HERE WILLING TO FIGHT.

SOON ROUND THE WORLD, THE CHILDREN WOULD PLAY,
AND GROWN UPS WOULD CELEBRATE A BRIGHT CHRISTMAS DAY.

THEY ALL ENJOYED FREEDOM EACH MONTH OF THE YEAR,
BECAUSE OF THE SOLDIERS, LIKE THE ONE LYING HERE.

I COULDN'T HELP BUT WONDER HOW MANY WERE ALONE,
ON A COLD CHRISTMAS EVE IN A LAND FAR FROM HOME.

THE VERY THOUGHT BROUGHT A TEAR TO MY EYE,
I DROPPED TO MY KNEES AND CONTINUED TO CRY.

THE SOLDIER AWAKENED AND I HEARD HIS SWEET VOICE,
SANTA DON'T CRY, THIS LIFE IS MY CHOICE.

I FIGHT FOR FREEDOM, I DON'T ASK FOR MORE,
MY LIFE IS MY GOD, MY COUNTRY, MY CORPS.

THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER AND DRIFTED TO SLEEP.
I COULDN'T HOLD BACK, I CONTINUED TO WEEP.

I KEPT WATCH FOR HOURS, SO SILENT SO STILL,
AS WE BOTH SHIVERED, IN THE NIGHT'S COLD CHILL.

I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE ON THAT DARK LONELY NIGHT,
THIS GUARDIAN OF HONOR SO WILLING TO FIGHT.

SITTING UP SAYING, WITH A VOICE SOFT AND PURE,
CARRY ON SANTA, THIS CHRISTMAS DAY - ALL IS SECURE.

ONE LOOK IN HIS EYES AND I KNEW HE WAS RIGHT.
MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIEND AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT.


mutt

ABC is reporting that the guy with the exploding shoes is from Sri Lanka.


Ulfie

Ulfie Bin Laden, that is funny, not.


Ulfie

Is Sri Lanka known to have some of these Al Quaida losers hanging out there? The photo i saw he looked Middle Eastern.

I wanna win $250.00 from SantaFold. I went 3 for 3 yesterday. I rarely win anything. I guess that would make me a loser.


mutt

mutt...i thought i heard the perp was Sri Lankan.....

i'll go out on a limb here and guess that this bozo was being somewhat monitored on that flight...


SantaFold $250 for This Weeks Sportsphool Frand

Did the same guy who started the Troy Aikman is gay rumor also start the Kordell Stewart is gay rumor?

UBL? Ulfie Bin Laden?
mutt

Typical wimp liberals are the editors of Time. If they had any balls UBL would have been man of the year. By their own criteria he deserved it. Pussies!

Peaches, I hear you. Highlight of my week was getting a new color printer. I kept refreshing the ups tracker to see where it was. ;)


Ulfie

Rudy Guiliani named Time's Person of the Year. Meni as far as I know received no votes. Serge and MikeAI shared one vote for the invention of Oprano.

That freak with the bomb in his shoes appears to me to look similar to the other Evil Doers. I can't say which nationality I suspect him to be because I am politically correct.
mutt

BBQ Scraper??!! Pansies ;) Spray your grill with Pam (before you light it, hehehe) and whatever gunk manages to cling to it, get a wad of aluminum foil and "scrape" it off :)

I got one of those George Foreman grills for my b-day since I usually just cook for me and it's a hassle to crank the grill up for 1 burger. I haven't used it yet, but pathetically, I'm damned excited about it :))



Peaches

big bowl of All Bran will clear up that problem. If not some Castor Oil.

Who thinks Bin Laden is already dead? I was actually hoping we could take him alive and put him through years of hell.

Billy just keep doing what you do best - LOSING! You have almost sewed up the $500.00 prize. Don't blow it!

mutt

butt plug
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Just popping by to say a quick hello.

Merry X-mas. Hope everyone gets good shit. (That is my Christmas Motto) ;)

I hope I get another Steelers Win.

Jesse

I lied,
I'll say more.

Conservatives could be blamed for anything, but they never been blamed for raising rosenbergs or walkers...
Serge

from CNN:

"John Walker's LIBERAL parents..."

I say no more....
Serge

Billy,
if at first you don't succeed...
;-))
Serge

Mutt..
"Billy goes 1-3"

Just wait till tomm, I feel lucky I think I am going to get them all right !


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Get your PASS to the Player Haters Ball

Happy Holidays Everyone!!!

I've determined that YES one can OD on shopping!! But I stopped by the store that sells holiday spirits, and got over it.

mitzy HO HO HO !!!!

Ulfie.. and I wanted to thank you for that, cuz I was under him until today! ;-)
fatbaby

As far as the football pool goes, I'm right under meni and that scares me. ;)


Ulfie

Pickem Update
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kimmykim
120 1
Vick
118 1
GreekFold
114 2
RB
114 3
Shok
114 1
Lord Baltimore
113 2
Marie
113 2
MattK
112 3
mrcash
112 1
SykkBoy
112 0
Meni
110 1

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Billy goes 1-3 continues his firm grip on the $500.00 for Worst Pickem player.
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mutt

great Idea ulfie - kill two niches with one stone...
..or somthin like that ...
I'll just shut up now :D

Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - over 100 niche sites to promote

Thank you mr. janokowski, 3-0 in the saturday games. ;)

Kitty, me, you, Torone on the 18th green, it has possibilities. hahahaha


Ulfie

Torone - I will take the pics
from a long distance lol


Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - over 100 niche sites to promote

Evening Oprano...

I have successfully picked the wrong team for each game thus far, I'm going for the record! ;-)

fatbaby

Ulfie and Kitty,
Sorry, no pics...can't take them myself; and no one else wants to take them either for whatever reason, LOL.
Torone

Torone, the good news is sympathy is waning for not trying him at a military tribunal. Bad news is I don't want to see those pics. Please send them to Kitty. ;)


Ulfie

Torone - there is a whole niche market for that sort of bum scratching behaviour! Can I get some pics???? :)
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - over 100 niche sites to promote

Serge,
I've never owned a barbeque scraper. I always cleaned my grill with a brick; and took care of my ass-hairs with a wire brush (the long-handled kind). Sure is nice when they itch!
Torone

Ulfie,
The last news I had of him was Thursday (I've been in bed more or less unconscious with a malaria attack since then); and they were saying that he was only going to be charged with something like giving aid to a terrorist organization. That only carries a ten-year sentence. Military tribunal has been ruled out because the powers that be decided that he hadn't lost his citizenship. Get him into a civilian court in this country, play him as either insane or retarded, and he'll walk. I would hope not too far (evil laugh).

BTW, about Capitalism...look at Mexico. They finally seem to be trying to recover from all those decades of Socialism.
Torone

Kitty,
you just confirmed what I always suspected,
man can take care of himself better than any woman
;-))
Serge

BBq scraper?? never thougt of that... I got my man a mouse pad lol - but it was an expensive state of the art mosuepad lol
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - over 100 niche sites to promote

BBQ scraper, wow, that's a luxury item I only dream of. ;)


Ulfie

Moose, thisapplies to shopping too!

" Today's newbie is 6 years too late! "
- Webfather

;-)))
Serge

Im bored also...

I am going to go christmas shopping now and try your methods.

;-)

One toy for kid, xbox and games for me...hahaha
Moose

I also made mysel 2! gifts today,
I bought a new BBQ scraper!
I use it to comb hairs on my ass
(which explains why Voodoo's steaks were so good and soft and had a nice aroma to them ;-))
Serge

Ulfie, this is a TIME proven method and THE ONLY way to shop
;-)))
Serge

haha, Serge, I go shopping for other people once a year and I use your method. It's usually 2 for me, 1 for you. I made a nice haul this year. ;)


Ulfie

Cleo, the results were positive!
;-)))

I'm having twins!
Serge

found it at Wallgreens
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We await results...


Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

c) You can't pass a Krispy Kreme without buying doughnuts.
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good thing I didn't short them when I had an itch in my fingers
;-)))
Serge

b) American people of all ethnic backgrounds seem to have money to spend.
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but of course, they weren't buying stocks this year
;-)))
Serge

yeap, been there, done that
;-)))

when you spend 5 times on the operating table at the age of 13 under general anathtesia,
it's a VERY close proximity
;-)))
Serge

Ulfie...capitalism my ass!

I spent 2 hours at the mall for my own present and gave up, it wasn't there!

than I found it at Wallgreens....

unreal!
Serge