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When you see something really sick do you feel compelled to share it with others?
Example - If you smell spoiled milk would you pass it to your spouse for a second opinion?

Well in that spirit

http://www.ratemypoo.com/



Vick Nope not here we don't
Mon, 10 Dec - 12:39:30 24.180.171.175 Post #: 39900


"NO ONE can work the girls at a strip club better than SLAV. "

Have you seen any of the following at a strip club?

Toolz
Pornoman
MikeAI
any of the porn resource crew?


These guys are Masters! Slav may be good.. but is he THAT good?


sharky Common Sense Marketing
Mon, 10 Dec - 12:38:50 66.13.17.242 Post #: 39899


Jesse D
I can work the girls at the strip club way better than Slav.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Mon, 10 Dec - 12:37:21 24.147.195.230 Post #: 39898


Slavik my man,

I miss you.

NO ONE can work the girls at a strip club better than SLAV.


Jesse D
Mon, 10 Dec - 12:34:16 65.33.14.74 Post #: 39897


Slav,

You would have been the first we would have come to if I would have guessed you were interested (Guess we shoulda known). Buyer had been approaching us for a long time and constantly.
Colin TGP2 Bucks
Mon, 10 Dec - 12:29:24 24.164.17.178 Post #: 39896


the blowjob sure
the dvds?
hmmm
i found paypal
heehe
Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Mon, 10 Dec - 12:17:53 24.147.195.230 Post #: 39895


Meni,
I see your point....and I promise seeing them for as long as you obstain from posting your experiences when you were 11 years old!
;-)))
Serge Ibill Problems? WHAT problems?
Mon, 10 Dec - 12:11:28 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39894


Colin, Jesse.

You sold your domain without offering it to me ?
I'm disappointed :)


Slavdogg YOU CAN FUCK MENI IS THE ASS 2
Mon, 10 Dec - 12:10:51 63.205.65.106 Post #: 39893


Meni, dont you still owe me a blowjob and some DVDs ?



Slavdogg WE FUCK MENI !!
Mon, 10 Dec - 12:05:49 63.205.65.106 Post #: 39892


No serge
you are missing the point
when I get fucked in the ass
I want the man to shoot his wadd on me.
Thats an honest to goodness lay
Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Mon, 10 Dec - 12:04:23 24.147.195.230 Post #: 39891


Come to find out, he faked orgasm, by spitting on my back.
******************************

Meni,
would you feel better if he spat in your face?
;-)))

thanks for telling WHY he is not going to Vegas this time around!
;-)))
Serge (Version 3 is HERE!!!!!! $50 per sign up is HERE!!!) Ibill Problems? WHAT problems?
Mon, 10 Dec - 12:03:03 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39890


FNP,
welcome to the Gumbo!

I saw your question about Servers on Voltar's Board....
do you want our sponsors responce to your questions there?

I don't know if this OK by Voltar, check with him first, please!

OUR sponsors know a thing or two about servers!

LMK
Serge Ibill Problems? WHAT problems?
Mon, 10 Dec - 12:01:08 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39889


Serge, the tagline "In Slavv We Trust"
is misleading
One late night in Vegas
Slav was ramming me from behind,
and pulled out and splat on my back.
I thought it was a great session.
Come to find out, he faked orgasm, by spitting on my back.
To this day, I do not trust Slavik in bed
Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Mon, 10 Dec - 12:00:22 24.147.195.230 Post #: 39888


Cleo,
I was at this site yesterday,
it had LOTS of things which needed IMMEDIATE changes!

I'll have to spend some time with her and give her some points about making pay site sell,
the MARKETTING MISTAKES were
OUTRAGEOUS!
Serge Ibill Problems? WHAT problems?
Mon, 10 Dec - 11:58:52 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39887


CB,

I would definitely go with Amateur Skin and/or Amateur Tramps for those pics. They fit perfectly into those tours :)


Joe Come and take our $$$$$$
Mon, 10 Dec - 11:57:54 24.187.107.146 Post #: 39886


Hi! This is my first post over here. Cool board :)

Serge, I think I'll apply for the PHB. Please email me all the answers thanks! lol

This is a hoppin place!
FreeNetPassSteve FNP
Mon, 10 Dec - 11:49:49 24.183.164.25 Post #: 39885


I can't decide...they both cute!

*******************************

Here is a pic to help you out
http://brazilianass.com


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)
Mon, 10 Dec - 11:48:25 208.61.44.30 Post #: 39884


The one who I have had lesbian sex with.
*******************

Cleo, can you post some picstures to make ID of the right one easier for me?
Serge (Version 3 is HERE!!!!!! $50 per sign up is HERE!!!) In Slav We Trust
Mon, 10 Dec - 11:48:12 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39883


I'll let you decide which one that is.


Cleo
********************

I can't decide...they both cute!


Serge In Slav We Trust
Mon, 10 Dec - 11:46:14 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39882



fuck. last night after i put in the score for the last football game i knocked over a can of Coke and fucked my keyboard. Old keyboard plug wouldn't fit.

Anyhow, i'm back in business with a brand new keyboard, no crumbs in it yet no stains nuthin.

Here's the situation for this week's Pickem championship with the $500.00 prize courtesy of National Net's Year End Special http://www.natnet.com/special .

Ryan and p0rn0man are tied with 11 wins apiece. Ryan has Miami tonight and p0rn0man has Indianapolis so one of them is going to 500 bucks richer tonight :)

good luck boys!


mutt
Mon, 10 Dec - 11:44:34 24.112.37.86 Post #: 39881


>> will I see him in Vegas????

Not seeing Koko is Vegas is priceless too hehe :)
I dont know actually, i havent asked him. But my bets are on him going :)


Slavdogg everyone wants one of these
Mon, 10 Dec - 11:44:31 63.205.65.106 Post #: 39880


which one???

I have TWO and they BOTH Brazilians!
*****************************

The one who I have had lesbian sex with. I'll let you decide which one that is.


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)
Mon, 10 Dec - 11:43:02 208.61.44.30 Post #: 39879


Could you give the Brazilian my bra please.


Cleo
********************

which one???

I have TWO and they BOTH Brazilians!
Serge (Version 3 is HERE!!!!!! $50 per sign up is HERE!!!) In Slav We Trust
Mon, 10 Dec - 11:39:30 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39878


CyberGlide - Thanks, checked email, and I am all setup and cool now!

What do ya think...

AmatuerSkin, Teen Amateurs or Amateur Tramps for these pics?

http://www.realhotamateur.com/pics/amateur_brunette.htm


CactusButt
Mon, 10 Dec - 11:39:18 216.62.200.57 Post #: 39877


Slav,
I know....
his pricelessness costed me over a mil once
;-)))

will I see him in Vegas???? or is he going with you on the cruise?
Serge In Slavv We Trust
Mon, 10 Dec - 11:37:21 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39876


Koko is priceless :)


Slavdogg everyone wants one of these
Mon, 10 Dec - 11:34:34 63.205.65.106 Post #: 39875


Slavv,
YOU can borrow anything!...

if you let me have KoKo as collateral!
;-))

Serge In Slavv We Trust
Mon, 10 Dec - 11:31:44 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39874


how many of your fuckers are happy ??
Money can buy you happiness.
http://msnbc.com/news/668520.asp


Serge, will you let me barrow your bank account? i wanna be happier :))


Slavdogg
Mon, 10 Dec - 11:28:47 63.205.65.106 Post #: 39873


Serge
Want Stats?
http://hyper.simplecom.net/stats/monthly/kinky-cleo.com.html

Could you give the Brazilian my bra please.


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)
Mon, 10 Dec - 11:23:00 208.61.44.30 Post #: 39872


Serge, thank god its not out of your prostate :)


Slavdogg
********************

Slavvdogg,
I can do that too...but I charge a lot for THAT show
;-))))
Serge (Version 3 is HERE!!!!!! $50 per sign up is HERE!!!)
Mon, 10 Dec - 11:20:22 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39871


Had any good Brazilians lately?


Cleo
*******************

yeap....
and I stil having them over,
thank for the refferal!


Serge
Mon, 10 Dec - 11:19:03 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39870


Serge
You might get a better response from him if you posted the question to Mr. Boo on a board that he reads, like Voltar's board.
******************************

Cleo,
EVERYBODY read this board
http://cotac.com/~knight/Oprano/Board.html
even those who say they don't
;-)))

Mr. Boo and me are pen pals,
and that was rethorical question,
I already know the answer
;-))))
Serge
Mon, 10 Dec - 11:14:18 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39869



I shoot coffee out of my nose when I heard that!

====

Serge, thank god its not out of your prostate :)


Slavdogg
Mon, 10 Dec - 11:10:49 63.205.65.106 Post #: 39868


Serge
You might get a better response from him if you posted the question to Mr. Boo on a board that he reads, like Voltar's board.

Had any good Brazilians lately?


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)
Mon, 10 Dec - 11:10:19 208.61.44.30 Post #: 39867


Brad?????????????????????????????

ok, NOW you telling me!

I could have done it on Saturday
when he passed out on my coach!

"opportunity missed..."
;-((((

talking about prostate and laughs...

From Russian Radio Show:

"..prostate cancer is a disease which M O S T L Y affects men..."

I shoot coffee out of my nose when I heard that!
;-)))
Serge
Mon, 10 Dec - 11:08:20 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39866


Serge:

No one leaked... Just a lucky guess from a poor
country bumkin...

Actually, if you are going to rip out the prostate
of the mole, then I cannot tell a lie- Brad told me... lol

~Mark
XXXPhoto
Mon, 10 Dec - 11:05:02 65.6.242.67 Post #: 39865


Mr. Boo
He spends all his money on blow up dolls, just ask him.


Cleo
******************

Mr. Boo,
do you spend ALL your money on Blow Up dolls?

Meni,
bring a gallon of Viacream to Florida
;-))
Serge (Version 3 is HERE!!!!!! $50 per sign up is HERE!!!)
Mon, 10 Dec - 11:04:16 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39864


Mr. Boo
He spends all his money on blow up dolls, just ask him.


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)
Mon, 10 Dec - 11:00:11 208.61.44.30 Post #: 39863


I found out this past weekend
that its a good thing Im poor, because I could not afford to
be rich. :-))

voodooman
***********************

Voodoo,
I'm glad I am not alone who can't afford DSL connection!
;-)))

seems like EVERYBODY but Mr. Boo
at
http://www.vnwr.com/main/index.html
have High Speed connection and I don't....

where is the fairness in life????
;-)))
Serge
Mon, 10 Dec - 10:53:46 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39862


10yrs from now PHB will stand for "Prostate Haters Ball"... ;oĐ

~Mark
XXXPhoto
********************

Mark, who the fuck leaked you the news?????

gimme the name,
I wanna remove his prostate gland myself with my bare hands and no anasthesia!
;_)))
Serge (Version 3 is HERE!!!!!! $50 per sign up is HERE!!!)
Mon, 10 Dec - 10:51:22 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39861


Thanks Slav,

We got out of the celeb market, the only thing we have now is the J4P celeb site.

We wanted sites that were less high risk ;-))

email me, mark AT extremegreen DOT com
and let me know what you want in FPA's and I'll
have them made up ASAP
we are still making / adding reseller tools to the program.


Cybrglide EG V3.0 ..... Make Big $$$ with our $30ps with exit traffic back !!!
Mon, 10 Dec - 10:48:07 65.34.116.33 Post #: 39860


Hey Serge, I made it home.

I found out this past weekend
that its a good thing Im poor, because I could not afford to
be rich. :-))

voodooman Zmaster
Mon, 10 Dec - 10:47:16 64.135.69.178 Post #: 39859


Cybrglide, new proggy looks good !!
got any FPAs for J4P sites ?

btw, what happend to your celeb site ?


Slavdogg
Mon, 10 Dec - 10:41:04 63.205.65.106 Post #: 39858


Heck, I'll do you one better...

10yrs from now PHB will stand for "Prostate Haters Ball"... ;oĐ

~Mark
XXXPhoto
Mon, 10 Dec - 10:39:27 65.6.242.67 Post #: 39857


CactusButt check your email


Cybrglide EG V3.0 ..... Make Big $$$ with our $30ps with exit traffic back !!!
Mon, 10 Dec - 10:33:21 65.34.116.33 Post #: 39856


We did use his prostate as a floation device though...
***********************

uh, uh!!!
;-))

hahhahahahahahaha,
that was a GREAT one, Mark!
;_)))
Serge Software Bucks...PAY, and PAY, and Pay...
Mon, 10 Dec - 10:32:40 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39855


JohnIP, does it mean you guys be moving in SexToys business arena????

I helped Todd A LOT to build his business, and be more than delighted to help you!

"one hand washes another..."
and I never forget all good cleaning you gave my hands when we started Oprano!
Serge
Mon, 10 Dec - 10:29:47 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39854


Serge:

For the record... Only Ro was naked... Push kept
his Harley wrench tucked out of sight.

We did use his prostate as a floation device though...

~Mark
XXXPhoto WOW this genuine Serge lure is getting nibbles... lol
Mon, 10 Dec - 10:26:24 65.6.242.67 Post #: 39853


Believe me, I am right there with you on the sudden drop offin ratios near the end of the month...especially when I might be getting close to a "bonus".
*******************************

CB,
B I N G O!!!!!
and this is not the accident!!!

THERE ARE more SIGNS THAT THE best PROGRAMMERS DO NOT earn their high pay for nothing!
;-)))
Serge ONLY from the mouth of a Moron!
Mon, 10 Dec - 10:25:55 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39852


This is VERY pleasurable for me to announce……


For Immediate Release
Insite Adult

Hawthorne NJ- Insite Adult announces that Robert Ruffcorn (ToyZilla), a mainstay of XXXpressToys and the Sex Toy Fulfillment industry has moved on from his long-time position as Sales and Marketing manager at XXXpressToys. Robert will take over the responsibilities as Sales Manager at Insite Adult.

Insite’s many programs including Insite Paysites,4 Free Bucks and TGP2 Bucks will be well represented by Robert. Insite Adult has been serving the Adult community for many years as a premier sponsor of Targeted Adult Pay sites and Free sites as well as developing a business presence in the content market.
Robert can now be reached for high end sales opportunities by emailing him at toyzilla@insiteadult.com

JohnIP Party with Bob in Jan!!!
Mon, 10 Dec - 10:20:49 199.44.53.3 Post #: 39851


Serge - I like 1000% growth in a weeks time! :) Tell ya what, I will recip you...a $5 check from CactusButt Enterprises!

I know, not deserving a place on the "Wall of Fame" next to MikeFold's check, but so far, after almost a year of the checking account being opened, there have only been two checks written, one to accountant for tax work and one to the county to register the business's name...so at least it is kinda unique! Everything else biz wise goes thru the CBE creditcard.

Will exchange pay to info with ya at the @ oprano addy when done typing here.

I see your point on realtime stats and algorithms. Granted, I do not have the traffic to send thousands of hits to sponsor an hour, still, I do try to test new sponsors out over the first couple of months, not just the first 48 hours.

I clickthru on new sponsor links a couple times a day at least, middle of the day, middle of the night, etc...or use a script to count the outbounds...Are my hits being "reasonably" counted? If so, then ok, they have partially earned my "trust". What more can I do? At the same time, hit counting really begs the question...are the signups being counted? How to tell that???

Believe me, I am right there with you on the sudden drop offin ratios near the end of the month...especially when I might be getting close to a "bonus".

Oh yeah, I know..."Must be my traffic"...

Let me see, I have been sending you the same type of traffic, x amount of TGP, y amount of LL, z amount of SE...and "all of a sudden", ratios go from 1:300 to 1:1500...Boy, am I unlucky or what??? Surely, it "must be me", "my site design", "my text links", "my traffic"??? Yeah, right!!!! NOT!!!


RE: Voltar's board:

http://www.vnwr.com/

**********
I NEVER seen ANYBODY who is more dedicated to the cause of teaching newbies how to make money on the net.
**********

AMEN!!!!!!!!

Voltar and I do not agree on several things, but I will swear to the fact that even in the face of EXTREME criticism, he holds his ground and continues to bust his ass day IN and day OUT to help newbies, and oldbies alike, more $$$ selling porn on the Net! Talk about earning my trust and respect! Besides, the man can write text links that will make even the hardest core porn surfer, or webmaster, have to CLICK HERE!

Ya just gotta learn to read the Voltar typos... :) He can be the King of those too! :)

CactusButt What the fuck are you waiting for??? Buy your XMAS gifts HERE!!!
Mon, 10 Dec - 10:19:21 216.62.200.57 Post #: 39850


Mark, you and BW,
are too folks whom I'm looking forward to hug in Vegas!

yes, BW's hairy back can be used in Hair Products commercials!
;-)))

I saw your picks from Miami with nekkid Ro and Pushrod...and I cryed again
;-)))
Serge ONLY from the mouth of a Moron!
Mon, 10 Dec - 10:19:16 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39849


that is fixed now Serge, thank Voltar for the input

mucho appreciated ;-))


Cybrglide EG V3.0 ..... Earn $1.00ps with our new J4P niche sites !!!
Mon, 10 Dec - 10:18:10 65.34.116.33 Post #: 39848


Serge:

Tears? Tears?
They must be tears of laughter remembering
how the ebbing waves tugged playfully
at Bangwang's trunks... giving us just
a brief, enticing glace at his pale,
hairy backside... lol

~Mark


XXXPhoto my genuine Serge lure...
Mon, 10 Dec - 10:14:53 65.6.242.67 Post #: 39847


More responces from Voltar's board,
Cybrglide, Joe, take notes:

joe, serge....it loaded ok for me on a high speed sat. connection...i did run into one single problem though...i didn't have my browser full screen...and when it click into the normal page after the flash intro i couldn't see 1/4th of it..until i went full screen...i mean there were no scroll bars either...so i couldn't scroll over and see it...800 x 600 is what i run..its what most surfers use so thats what i build at..other than that it look fine..nice clear graphics too..

Voltar (President)
Message # 17083 148.78.248.10 Mon Dec 10 11:58:23 2001
Serge ONLY from the mouth of a Moron!
Mon, 10 Dec - 10:12:19 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39846


Mark, how can I forget??

I was the one who christneed you in the Ocean for your first time!
;-)))

good 'ole days,
ddi you have to bring the tear to my eye?
;-)))
Serge
Mon, 10 Dec - 10:08:12 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39845


Serge:

Dude! You forget that I'm one of the
few that have actually seen you in your
swim wear... You've got more tackle than
a BASS Master tournament... ;oĐ

~Mark
XXXPhoto my genuine Serge lure...
Mon, 10 Dec - 10:04:39 65.6.242.67 Post #: 39844


Just took a peek,

great stuff :)

Star Make 1$ with The New J4P Free Sites!
Mon, 10 Dec - 09:58:01 4.34.237.51 Post #: 39843


Agree also on comment's re: Voltar's board.
Colin Toquillas off to Voltar!
Mon, 10 Dec - 09:54:51 24.164.17.178 Post #: 39842


Mark,
I need your help...

will you send me some lub oil for my rusted wheel chair?

I can't even reach the turtle anymore
;-(((
Serge
Mon, 10 Dec - 09:53:44 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39841


> CJ, we can play 'touch the snake'
> its a game uncle serge taught me > when I was 11.
>
> Meni
> *****************

Meni:

At his age, Serge only plays "Touch the
frightened turtle"... after downing a few
little blue pills... ;oĐ

~Mark
XXXPhoto no more peeky-boo...
Mon, 10 Dec - 09:50:21 65.6.242.67 Post #: 39840


hey, Azi, if you new and don't know who RB is,
it's one of the former Servint customers who alone now pays more for bandwidth than Servint gets a quarter.

tough luck, isn't it?
Serge
Mon, 10 Dec - 09:49:02 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39839


Evil Chris
er hmmm maybe you should ask Serge that question since he gave me that tag, but maybe that was all he had room for of things that I don't do.

CactusButt
I agree that you need lots of banners. I always try to find one that looks like the girl in the free pics that I am using.

As far as exit consoles go I do want to know what if any of them I will get credit for. I starting using a new sponsor last week and noticed that the tours had no consoles. Thinking something must be up I used another computer to take their tours and sure enough the tours had consoles. Somehow I have a hard time trusting a sponsor that hides things like that from me without telling me.

Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)
Mon, 10 Dec - 09:48:35 208.61.44.30 Post #: 39838


serge reality checks are great as long as my bank will cash them:)))

i concur, vnwr is a must read....great freinds and great webmasters with great ideas....sorta what the internet should be:))
dantheman wanta know what powers vnwr:)
Mon, 10 Dec - 09:47:40 208.220.30.72 Post #: 39837


Cybrglide, me too!

I don't hold grudge for long, but....
what fuckers at Servint done was SO FUCKING WRONG,
(and I've been with them since their first day thru thick and most of the time THIN)
that 3.5 years later it still gives shitty taste to my mouth!

I'm sure RB's experience with them was more pleasant than mine and he is still with them
;-))))
Serge
Mon, 10 Dec - 09:46:13 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39836


hahahaha I remember when that happened ... ohhhh shit !!
;-))

thats why we use Mach10 Hosting, we know exactly where
our servers are (no remote admin) and where to find the owners ;-)))



Cybrglide EG V3.0 ..... Earn $1.00ps with our new J4P niche sites !!!
Mon, 10 Dec - 09:41:29 65.34.116.33 Post #: 39835


Cybrglide,
Voltar's Board is a MUST for everybody.

I NEVER seen ANYBODY who is more dedicated to the cause of teaching newbies how to make money on the net.

His board layout is VERY unique and has features I never seen on the net before.

Glad you like the actions there,
Voltar and his crew are Top Notch.

You'll have a chance to mingle with him personally at Player Hater Ball
in Las Vegas,
he is my personal guest.
Serge
Mon, 10 Dec - 09:40:05 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39834


things that bite you in the ass 3 years later....

I got e-mail from Servint!

and here si my responce:

Azi darling,
after you shipped me my server with wires sticking out of it,
all I want for you your company to drop DEAD and disappear from the face of the Earth.

have a very nice day,

Serge
and please give the rest of the jerks at Servint my best regards....
mothefuckers!
Serge (Version 3 is HERE!!!!!! $50 per sign up is HERE!!!)
Mon, 10 Dec - 09:34:16 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39833


damn, Voltar's board gets some action doesn't it ...

we will add that to our list of must visit boards

Star, be sure to add this and stop by regularly to see
if webmasters could use any help.


Cybrglide EG V3.0 ..... $50ps everyday ........ no conversions .....no special days ..... everyday bay !!
Mon, 10 Dec - 09:33:41 65.34.116.33 Post #: 39832


Coming out of lurk mode to congratulate Cybrglide on an incredible job on the new Extreme Green V3. Wow! A sure winner. Great job! Hi to everyone else.
Sword
Mon, 10 Dec - 09:31:27 216.3.3.67 Post #: 39831


we can dream i guess

:))
dantheman
*******************

Dantheman,
I call it "reality check" and...
it's not dove always in Real Time
;-)))
Serge sponsors, this is an EXCELLENT place to advertise...newbies get VERY lucky sometimes
Mon, 10 Dec - 09:25:08 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39830


more responces from Voltar's board:

Serge, I'm on dsl, it loaded fast and looked pretty good to me.

Barron (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 17075 209.134.140.11 Mon Dec 10 09:35:55 2001
Serge sponsors, this is an EXCELLENT place to advertise...newbies get VERY lucky sometimes
Mon, 10 Dec - 09:23:55 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39829


clearly defined method of counting hits.
------------------------------


we can dream i guess

:))
dantheman
Mon, 10 Dec - 09:20:07 208.220.30.72 Post #: 39828


My Nikes are on so maybe I'll be able to keep up. ;-))
****************************

just be aware of Meni...
this boy can throw a curved sneak at you ;-)))
Serge please leave your smoke and guns outside! ;-)))
Mon, 10 Dec - 09:14:38 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39827


Is a speedo required attire for the party?


Big_S
*********************

I don't think so....

how the hell everybody supposed to see your glow in the dark condome if you wear speedos????
Serge (Version 3 is HERE!!!!!! $50 per sign up is HERE!!!) please leave your smoke and guns outside! ;-)))
Mon, 10 Dec - 09:13:20 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39826


Morning Serge,

My Nikes are on so maybe I'll be able to keep up. ;-))

"is that true that Hosting Companies make all the dough on the net? "

All the dough? Maybe not, but we do get our fair share ;-))

I look forward to meeting you in Vegas. Is a speedo required attire for the party?


Big_S Customer service is the name of the game!
Mon, 10 Dec - 09:05:57 66.25.173.11 Post #: 39825


Another question though, how did y'all decide what an "inactive" account was?
---------------------------------
CB like you said, yours was easy.
if a webmaster signs up and hasn't sent any traffic in 14days thats inactive ;-))

now get on the new proggy and start makin some $$$$

;-))
Cybrglide EG V3.0 ..... $50ps everyday ........ no conversions .....no special days ..... everyday bay !!
Mon, 10 Dec - 09:02:14 65.34.116.33 Post #: 39824


2: Real time stats, and a clearly defined method of counting hits.
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CB,
so you know, and this has NOTHING to do with me NEVER having Real Time Stats....

TODAY one NEVER knows what is real and what is not...

I've seen as early as 1998 the cool algorithms which gave you 100% real stats for the first 48 hours,
and after which the REAL Games began.

Detecting those algorithms is a bitch BIG TIME!

I'm sure the technology progressed since and this didn't make one's life easier
;-(((

for some tips how to detect what is real and what is not, send ME $5 check....

small FREE sample tip....
have you seen that some programs just can't convert at the end of the months regardless what you do?

you think it's an "accident"?
;-)))
Serge
Mon, 10 Dec - 08:59:58 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39823


Morning Opranos...

Cleo... uh, forgive the blunt question, but... What's up with your ass-cum fetish?

Evil Chris whooomp!
Mon, 10 Dec - 08:59:27 209.71.232.1 Post #: 39822


CB,
thanks for your answers!

I sent you cyheck last week and now you are getting 1000% increase!

not bad growth!

Please resend me your pay to info!
Serge
Mon, 10 Dec - 08:55:22 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39821


Cybrglide - Thanks guy, will send my info to the addy you gave me.

Another question though, how did y'all decide what an "inactive" account was?

Granted, me not having sent EG a single click, I was an inactive. However, another program who came out with Version 2 recently, decided I was "inactive" because I hadn't sent a signup in about 6 months...this was even though they were still getting about 100 clicks a month from me! "Inactive" my ass! Of course the old links still worked...just no credit to me for sending them! :(

Only after a month or so, not seeing any clicks register, did I figure out the deal. Had to signup again, and swap out about 75 pages with "old" code in them. Even with a search and replace tool, I still had to FTP up the files one by one. Probably didn't cost me any $$$, but if a sponsor is getting clicks from me, not EG, I don't see how I can be termed "inactive"???

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what EXACTLY influences you to join or not to join a program?
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Serge - to join or not to join, or to continue promoting or not promoting? There is a BIG difference! I will try just about any program on a site here or there...just to see...Once I test some of the tanigible attributes of a sponsor, then, they may get more of my trickle of traffic.

Given that, in no special order:

1: I agree with Cleo on a wide selection of banners. I mean Lez banners are Lez banners, but does the sponsor have one with two girls kissing, in a 69, using a dildo on each other, with a dude banging one from behind while she munchs the other chick? I love it when I find a banner that shows exactly the same thing as my pics...clicks to sponsor!

2: Real time stats, and a clearly defined method of counting hits. I wanna test my links, and I expect to be able to see my own clickthrus after testing. Not only to check up on sponsor, but also to verify my HTML.

3: Exit consoles. How many links are mine, how many links are theirs? I don't feel like I deserve all the links, but a least a few is nice!

4: Obviosuly, accurate and timely payments. One sponsor I gave a test drive a couple of months back posted on their website..."Checks for the last pay period were mailed today." The post was made on the 15th. I got my check, it was accurate, but was postmarked the 27th. I don't build new for them any more.

CactusButt
Mon, 10 Dec - 08:49:21 216.62.200.57 Post #: 39820


Thanks Big_S.

Cybrglide and Sparky were working on V.3 for a while... I'm very happy to have been a part of it!
sharky Common Sense Marketing
Mon, 10 Dec - 08:46:49 66.13.17.242 Post #: 39819


Big_S,
welcome to our fast moving corner of the web
;-)))

is that true that Hosting Companies make all the dough on the net?
;-))
Serge (Version 3 is HERE!!!!!! $50 per sign up is HERE!!!)
Mon, 10 Dec - 08:46:39 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39818


CJ, we can play 'touch the snake'
its a game uncle serge taught me when I was 11.

Meni
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Meni,
congrats,
I don't know what to say to THAT!
...and it doesn't happen very often!
;-)))
Serge (Version 3 is HERE!!!!!! $50 per sign up is HERE!!!)
Mon, 10 Dec - 08:40:48 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39817


meni, what kind of car do you drive?


cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!
Mon, 10 Dec - 08:40:44 203.164.206.41 Post #: 39816


bpj and Sharky,

Thanks for the kind words.

Shark....Hat's off to AAAAdultdesign for the great work on EG V3.0

BPJ...ready the troops. I got a feeling the check signups from EG are going to start pooring in.

Big_S achdebit....aaaadultdesign....extremegreen V3.0....a winning combination!
Mon, 10 Dec - 08:39:23 66.25.173.11 Post #: 39815


nah keep it at $4000 so you can pay the $5 to WM's with the correct answers
Joe
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damn, I almost forgot about those....

John, please reduce it to $5000,
Joe is in the good mood, let's reciprocate!
;-)))
Serge (Version 3 is HERE!!!!!! $50 per sign up is HERE!!!)
Mon, 10 Dec - 08:38:30 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39814


Moose, start smoking again.

CJ, we can play 'touch the snake'
its a game uncle serge taught me when I was 11.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Mon, 10 Dec - 08:37:17 24.147.195.230 Post #: 39813


nope, NOTHING from Scott...
;-(((

I'll tell you what...
if he doesn't respond-
drop Jim, Jordan or Dean an e-mail,
ICQ me if you need exact coordinates
Serge
Mon, 10 Dec - 08:36:03 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39812


John,
please reduce Joe's bill another $1000 a month and make it $4000
---------------------------------

Serge,

nah keep it at $4000 so you can pay the $5 to WM's with the correct answers
Joe $50 per signup Every Day!
Mon, 10 Dec - 08:35:57 24.187.107.146 Post #: 39811


let's do it AFTER Vegas!
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thats better, cuz your a bad influence on me ;-))


Cybrglide EG V3.0 ..... $50ps everyday ........ no conversions .....no special days ..... everyday bay !!
Mon, 10 Dec - 08:33:57 65.34.116.33 Post #: 39810


Serge, any luck getting hold of ScottPB ? I would like to talk to him if you have his email addy. I've
got somerhing he may want.

Bulkman
Mon, 10 Dec - 08:33:37 12.18.19.122 Post #: 39809


Cool!
Last January Vegas Internext I had last cigarettes.Here i am a year later $4000 richer and 20 lbs fatter!
;-)
Moose Merry Christmas
Mon, 10 Dec - 08:30:16 66.75.12.83 Post #: 39808


TiredFold
It seems that it affects all C5 Vetts :(


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)
Mon, 10 Dec - 08:30:11 208.61.44.30 Post #: 39807


Sure charge us more....whatever you can afford :)

Joe aka Sparky
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John,
please reduce Joe's bill another $1000 a month and make it $4000.

Joe,
we'll save you money other overcharge you with your consent!
;-)))
Serge
Mon, 10 Dec - 08:28:51 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39806


Serge, lets start 12/15 thats friday ..... deal ??


Cybrglide
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nope...
I know that in Vegas we'll be subject of bad influences and I hate to go thru this routine again
;-))

let's do it AFTER Vegas!
Serge
Mon, 10 Dec - 08:25:18 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39805


Cybrglide,

why wait?
quit now! :)

Star Get With The Program, make 50$ a sign up!
Mon, 10 Dec - 08:25:15 4.34.237.51 Post #: 39804


Cleo...
That prob with the vette only takes a few minutes to fix. It happened to mine (i was parked in a no parking zone at the time to drop my kid off at school)
It is electronic, and they have to replace a module. I was unaware that it affected 98 vettes though.

TiredFold Feeling Good Billy Ray
Mon, 10 Dec - 08:25:01 64.220.84.86 Post #: 39803


I know MikeAI would be calling them to the floor LOL...
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ahhh...that's a beauty of being a rich kid and worry not about ad sales....
MikeAI, I love you kiddo!
;-)))
Serge (Version 3 is HERE!!!!!! $50 per sign up is HERE!!!)
Mon, 10 Dec - 08:23:11 172.173.40.100 Post #: 39802


Big_S -

It's good to see you posting! Thanks for the hookup on the server. You guys are really taking care of us:-)



sharky Common Sense Marketing
Mon, 10 Dec - 08:22:37 66.13.17.242 Post #: 39801