giving me Viagra is like erecting flag pole on the condemed buiolding!"
--

gentlemen, raise your flagpoles!!
cj (vaginator) Plug our ezines into your pay or AVS site!!

and on the 7th day GOD rested.

what do you think he did, surf for porn ?

;-))
Cybrglide

Serge, chto ty segodnya vecherom delaesh? davay poydem
devok potrahaem, teh dvuh, s bol'shimi sis'kami

:-))))
voodooman Zmaster

This is GOD again.

Wits, I meant wits. Not tits! Damn it!


GOD I am GOD

God you do not have to convince me!

Thanks for all the b-day wishes! Looking forward to the party tonight, should be a blast!!


Mike AI

This is GOD again,

I would never lose a test of tits. I have the best damn tits around.

I will prove my existence. For how do you explain a piece of ass like this?

http://www.brookeburke.com/gallery/photos/22.htm


GOD I am GOD

Hmmm...
thinking the God post is a plant
as soon as God proves or gives proof of existence
God would cease to exist and has to disappear into a puff of logic


Vick See how I am when I get started ....

God .. in Exodus, Moses is always convincing you of things. Though you believe you could take anyone in battle .. is it possible you would lose a test of wits?
Colin TGP2 Bucks. Oh God!

Vick - I think M learned a valuable lesson with Faust - he maintained a mediocre sales average after that, but, well, let's just say he didn't win any awards... And when he faultered on the A. Hague/O. North account I gave him (and had to bring in myself eventually), we knew it was time for him to move on. Personally I think it was all the grass he smoked in the 40s and 50s... He was hanging out with Ginsberg and Kierouac... But hey, who am I to judge?

And as for the other thing - I'll let this slip only once... God paid me 6.6 million to throw the fight... What can I say, I was young and thought it wouldn't effect my career... Come to think of it, it hasn't! Ah, the wages of sin!

Claus is intentionally misspelt,
The Dark One (Prince of Dimmness)

Sons,

You have really pissed me off this time.

First, I give you free will and this is how you repay me; by building "webmaster" boards to talk
about sex and shit (oops, profanity slipped out).

Second, There is no real competition as to who would win between me any anyone. I AM GOD.
Although I did have this one really beg fight vs. Brian Boitono once.

For this is GOD. Don't piss me off again or, like I have said many times, you will no longer be my
chosen people.

Sincerely...


GOD I am GOD

Fold that’s BUDDA...the Arkansas Cleric...
JohnIP Fold this has even more meaning for me now...;)

Serge's relationship with X.
Colin
***********************

Colin,
I no longer have relations with him....he is Mr. Korbin's bitch now
;-)))
Serge

Dark One - Think Mephistopheles really lost it after the whole Faust thing.
I mean look, he had the soul wrapped up, ready to pick up for delivery and last minute divine intervention steals it from him
Really hard to overcome

And you for example Dark One, Ask a couple simple questions and God gets pissed
Kicks you all the way to the other side of Sheoul
and you get Hell for eternity - What kind of deal was that?

Vick See how I am when I get started ....

A chain of ins and outs.

Is this:

1) Porn Business
2) A Cj site
3) Serge's relationship with X.
Colin TGP2 Bucks. Get the point?!

so the viagra isn't working?
cj
*****************

cj,
"giving me Viagra is like erecting flag pole on the condemed buiolding!"
;_)))
Serge

And due to the restructuring we went thru in the 80's (Reagan years were busy for us) we had to let Mephistopheles go. I think he's managing an chain of In and Outs somewhere on the west coast. Got an Xmas card from him back in 93 but haven't heard from him since. He was a good salesman back in the day, but alas, the soul market has lost the subtlety it had when M was in his prime.

Santa wears red because of Me,
The Dark One (Prince of Dimmness)

i hate religion. I have no clue what you guys are talking about. My luck I would get on Jeopardy and Religion would be a catagory.

That's one thing the Commies had right. NO religion.


mutt

IP..is that "budda boy" (ermember him)??
or
Buddha? (The heavyweight)
LOL

DadFold Blue Moon Today

Vick - I think the Temptation Classic is a great idea (that's why I caused you to have it!) - I've been saying for centuries now that a rematch was due since we all know the first one was RIGGED. Yes, I said it - RIGGED. His dad helped him out. I had him down for the count and his old man interferred. Like always. I can't get an even break. Barring outside interference I think I'm a shoe in. I am the root of all evil you know...

Slay bells ring, are you listening?
The Dark One (Prince of Dimmness)

I'll take Budda and the points...
JohnIP Oprano Friendship Greeting

Switching into color commentary mode for the Deity Battle Royal ....
"You know who I think is underrated ... The Titans
Zeus got lucky bottling them up
Take some pissed off Titans direct out of Chaos and they're going to kick ass

Bacchus ... is this the best wine you have?
Come on man hook me up ... you're a God for christ's sake "

Vick See how I am when I get started ....

Thinking maybe the preliminary match can be a tag team event
Jesus and Faust VS. Satan(The Accuser) and Mephistopheles
In the 40 day desert temptation classic
Winning team to claim lost souls

Vick See how I am when I get started ....

Colin


midnight and i are working on a project together
will have it ready soon for launch

ill fill you in as we get closer
=)
Forest

Deity Championship Belt!

I like it. Will contact Vegas bookies about odds.
Colin TGP2 Bucks. Get the point?!

Dave (purehardcore) Sichel! The REAL one-man show..... (sorry Meni) and one great muthafuckin Jew! ;-)))
******************

bpj, can't agree more!

Dave is Da Man!
Serge
******************

After Spending time with him in Curacao I can truly second that Serge ;-) He's truly a Gent.

Have a nice one Oprano and Congrads Evil Chris. Hope your happy with the new Family ;-)
JMan The one man show in Curacao

Forest,

What the fuck are you up to lately?
Colin TGp2 Bucks. Get the point?!

Hmmm...
Hmmm...
How about we put all these deities in an over the top rope battle royal with the winner to face Silva for the deity championship belt


Vick Ok ..... if you say so

Hey all

my icq is down
so anyone trying to contact me please e-mail pfccomm@hotmail.com
dave from ACS call me please about that content.
216-322-7038

Forest

Is the tenth Avatar of Vishnu, Kali, related to the four horesemen of the apocalypse?
Colin TGp2 Bucks. Get the point?!

I've always thought Moses could kick Jesus' ass in a fight.

1) Moses had all the offensive skills. Jesus skills were mostly good for healing.

2) Experience factor. Moses killed before.

3) That staff is wicked.

Although in "The Infancy Gospel of Thomas", the very young Jesus killed a child. I don't know WHY this book wasn't included in the canon. It's a good one.

What do you think, Kitty?

Also .. i meant the Jewish/Christian god Yahweh in particular and not Brahma. Could Yahweh beat Arjuna?
Colin TGp2 Bucks. Get the point?!

according to doctors ;-)
--

so the viagra isn't working?
cj (vaginator) Plug our ezines into your pay or AVS site!!

It's not polite to point
****************************

sorry, I'll never point my circumsized point again
(according to doctors ;-)
Serge

Colin, if anyone should know NOT to ask serge for a point, it should be me......'
((o;
(i predict a novel coming shortly)
LOL

DadFold Birthday's?-Once in a "Blue Moon" is today.

Dave (purehardcore) Sichel! The REAL one-man show..... (sorry Meni) and one great muthafuckin Jew! ;-)))
******************

bpj, can't agree more!

Dave is Da Man!
Serge

It's not polite to point

Vick As he said it to the woman in the cold room ....

Could God beat Arjuna in a duel?
***********

Being our resident expert on hinduism ans having a large backgroung in chrisanity also the answer is GOD would win - Without God there would be No Arjuna

Why are God and Santa portrayed as looking so similar?
**************************
Becauae the similarities are there not just in looks.
Both are unkown wheether they exist or not.
Both are seen as judjing us - have we ben good or ad.
Both give rewards or condemnation.

I think Santa is just a way of getting kids to be interested in God.
(and making Toys R us a fortune!!!)

Why do images of Jesus look like an Renaissance Italian dude?
***********************
Becuase they were painted by wogs.
I have seen painting of Jesus by negros that portray a black jesus and latin paintings as Latin Jesus..
Smae goes for KRSNA - he looks very different in indai to inodnesia and in china he looks liek Buddha

Okya gimme some more -
(i LOVE when Colin is awake and philosphical!)
Kitty the BIGGEST content GIVEAWAY EVER!!!! post HERE

Morning Oprano!


voodooman Zmaster

I had a point once.
Colin TGp2 Bucks. Get the point?!

bpj,
the suspence is killing me! who?????????????
Serge
*************************
Dave (purehardcore) Sichel! The REAL one-man show..... (sorry Meni) and one great muthafuckin Jew! ;-)))


bpj Check it out!

Happy Birthday, Mike AI!
Colin Webmaster Party! Are you coming?

My point is...
Serge

so whats your point?
(((o;

DadFold Birthday's?-Once in a "Blue Moon" is today.

Sergey, gotta disagre with ya...Claudia would be a perfect addition to the PH list....
*******************************

MikeFold,
what if she blow entertainers and we never see them again?

Brad's friend will be pissed!

also...she might make other blow job amateurs feel inferior,
ask Meni!
;_))
Serge

I always see strangeness ... everywhere I look.

The strange quark is the partner of the charm quark.
Colin Webmaster Party! Are you coming?

God questions .. hmmmmm ... !!

Could God beat Arjuna in a duel?

Why are God and Santa portrayed as looking so similar?

Why do images of Jesus look like an Renaissance Italian dude?

Colin Webmaster Party! Are you coming?

damn...i missed Billy's Birthday?
))o;
now it's MikeAI's....
does anyone else see some strangeness there?

Sergey, gotta disagre with ya...Claudia would be a perfect addition to the PH list....

Grew up with George Harrison....i am saddened..he was a stellar musician.

DadFold Birthday's?-Once in a "Blue Moon" is today.

Kitty, don't cry. George Harrison and Beatles will live in our hearts forever...
Serge

Kitty,
I have visitors from New York and I'll be online sporadically for the next few days

here is Oprano contact info:

MONEY - John
banners, pearls - Ed
Ass Cleansing - MikeAI
Death certificates - Mutt
God Questions - Colin
Everythign you ever wanted to know about pussy but were affraid to ask - Kitty
Serge

Mutt,

Thankyou for that tribute - it was beautiful i am cryign again now
Kitty the BIGGEST content GIVEAWAY EVER!!!! post HERE

Serge, can you ICQ me pleez?
Kitty the BIGGEST content GIVEAWAY EVER!!!! post HERE

Linux has scary warning messages ... "GdkWindow unexpectedly destroyed"
Colin TGP2 Bucks

bummer ...... George Harrison was obviously overshadowed by Lennon and McCartney but he was a major talent in his own right.

http://www.opranoplus.com/george2.html
http://www.opranoplus.com/george.html



mutt Who's Leading The NFL Pickem Game? Find out here!

honey, I have a terrible headache....
;-(((
Serge I gotta go on the record

George Harrison dead.
Colin TGP2 Bucks. Long live the Beatles.

Mutt said:

"it's bad news. It's worse than a TGP, it turns surfers into TGP
submitter and owners and they use 100% ripped off content, GAMMAE sits
back and lets the surfers swap stolen content on their own bandwidth and leeches whatever money they can shake out of that shitty traffic.

Even if it was comparable to TGP, this industry doesn't need another
TGP like concept. That's the whole point of TGP2, to get people away
from TGP1."

I agree 100%!
Colin TGP2 Bucks

PornDigger.

I've commented heavily on p2p file sharing in the past. A few points from an article on p2p I wrote recently.

"It is evident that many porn searches on the Gnutella
Network are already being conducted. A good chunk of these searches are being conducted by our core demographic. If there is a resurgence in P2P utilities our already eroding signup ratios and profit margins will be further decreased. At issue immediately are the dozens of content providers whose licensing agreements are already being violated. For years we have tried to educate new webmasters that they must purchase and license content. Will we now let people distribute this licensed content for free with no repercussions?"

"By it's very nature, P2P technology encourages illegal activity. We have spent more than half a decade educating adult webmasters on the do's and don't of adult webmastering. We have limited the interaction of governmental regulation by convincing adult webmasters of what is appropriate and inappropriate. Now, a generation of non-webmasters threatens to bypass our entire industry and hence our education and distribute without repercussion or care. Let us continue what we have started. Let us not become complacent. Let us not underestimate our threats."

Colin TGP2 Bucks. TGP2 is kicking ass!

holy tolito, its a pumping friday night at oprano!!!
I only refreshed 20 minutes ago!!

happy birthday for yesterday billy, and happy birthday mike. I'll have a birthday drink for you :-)))

cj (vaginator) Plug our ezines into your pay or AVS site!!

Oscer babe- i am so sorry...
I didn't mean to tell you to fuck off - but i was upset . See it was just that you ICQ me only 30 seconds after I heard tha george harrison died -he was a personal friendd of mine - i didn't mean to be rude you must undertand that I was in shock - pleeze forgive me and I am posting this on the board so everyone can see how sorry i am ...

Pleeze don't be angry with me
You are my friend

Kitty
Kitty Oscer I am sorry

---
Man I just got some news that pisses me off. I am blaming KC!

The boat and captain we fished on for the Cabo Blue Marlin Tourny, the one we did not land one single fish - 3 days later won the freaking BIGGEST fishing Tourny of the year!!! Winning their team over $600,000

He caught the fish the last day - KC - are you reading this???

http://www.bisbees.com/blackblue.html#oct28
Mike AI
Thu, 29 Nov 2001 02:28:17 - IP: 63.100.104.31 - Post # 37361
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Mike,

I just finished cleaning the VOMIT off my keyboard! Billy showed me that and it made me sick!

Those were our fish! We really should have stayed for the Bisbee tourney too!

I just sent Jay an email asking him where my cut is for buying he and his deckhand beers the night before... it must have contributed in some way!

Ahh... now we have a fish that got away... and a tournament that got away story!


KC PayCounter

Ok, I'm gonna cheat and squeeze both in at once. :)

o/~...Happy Birthday to You...o/~
o/~...Happy Birthday to You...o/~
o/~...Happy Birthday Billy and Michael...o/~
o/~...Happy Birthday to You...o/~

o/~...Hip Hip Hooray!...Hip Hip Hooray!...Hip Hip Hooray!...o/~

o/~...why were they born so beautiful...why were they born at all...because they had no say in it...no say in it at all...o/~

o/~...for they are jolly good fellows...for they are jolly good fellows...for they are jolly good fellows...and so say all of us...o/~

Whew! :)

And George Harrison, R.I.P.



Lisa Just you wait and see!

Kitty, just saw that...was watching Letterman and they ran an announcement about it...it was weird how there for awhile there would be reports he was really sick, then he'd refute them and say he was in good health...
SykkBoy

Thanks Todd!

Billy you are just upset because the strippers last night kept asking if I was your son...



Mike AI

Ahhhhh Billy why do you have to Player hate like that. You know I am a good 15 years younger then you!!


Mike AI

I am going to the temple right now

Pleeze id u need me leave a message i will be gone a long time
Kitty HARE KRSNA SRIMAN GEROGE HARRISON

J$, Sounds good bro:)


Mike,

Happy Birthday Dude:))
sextoyking

Hey STK

We should catch up - something I've been meaning to chat with you about.

I'll give you a call sometime tomorrow.


Billy -

Can you be my proxy, and cast all votes for YOU? Is that legal?

hahaha


Mike -

In due time ;o)

Right now, I'm off to bed!


G'Nite Oprano...J$tyle$ has left the building!

:o)


J$tyle$

George Harrison is dead..

My mother and I are both friends of the Harrison family

I would like to day somethign that I knwo George would like me to say:

HARE KRSNA HARE KRSNA
KRSNA KRSNA HARE HARE
HARE RAMA HARE RAMA
RAMA RAMA HARE HARE

Sri Krsna Caitanya Prabhu Nityananda SRi Advaita Guradhara Sri Vasadi Gauruda Bhakit Vrindama

Hare Krsna George we will mIss you - you led us to Krsna and we await our meeting in krsnaloka HARI BOL !!!!

Kitty and Enid
Kitty HARE KRSNA SRIMAN GEROGE HARRISON

O shit.. I almost forgot !!

Happy B-Day to one of the BIGGEST assholes most of us know..
MIKEAI !! Who is now 40ish.. I think !!

Happy B-Day !!


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Are you a player hater ? ?

J$tyle$ I have not seen your nominations for assholes yet ??

What are you waiting on ? ?


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Are you a player hater ? ?

J$tyles now that we have you hear... fill us in on what your latest projects are!

I know you have some things up your sleeve... some money making opportunities. Share them with us!


Mike AI

I forgot also billy,

Big Happy B-day!!


Hey J$
good to see you around:)
sextoyking

I have no idea?

Krasnoyarsks = Amusement Parks?

Thanks for telling me though, I'm always interested in world affairs

;o)


J$tyle$

Cybrglide,
if I come to dinner with one happy big smile on my face,
will folks think I'm retard?
----------------------------------------

nope, but they might want some of what we got

;-))
Cybrglide

good nite everybody,
I talk too much....

but I don't grab tits,
and this should give me passage to Heaven
;-)))
Serge I gotta go on the record

err...umm...uh...you're referring to pussy, right? ;o)

LOL


J$tyle$
*******************

J, I always say what I mean and mean what I say....

do you know that there are actually 2! Krasnoyarsks in Siberia and one of them is closed even to russians town because they used to make nuclear weapons in there?

let me know what you gonna make of this!?
Serge I gotta go on the record

I have heard some interesting stories about you leaving Carol Cox. It seems on the outside like it is a very similar story to Jon Silversteen's leaving CE.
*********************************

MikeAI, me too!

I heard that Carol was sexually harassing poor Evil and he just couldn't take it anymore...

what did you hear?
Serge I gotta go on the record

>>>for how many more years????

>>>when are the stautues of limitations run out?
>>>;-)))

I don't have anything bad to say about my former employers, Serge.

They paid me VERY well, and treated me like family.

It was a good run!

:o)


>>>I only eat cats...or actually mostly lick them!


err...umm...uh...you're referring to pussy, right? ;o)

LOL


J$tyle$

MikeAI, I know that I am out voted, but I'd like to go on the record anyway:
I, Serge Birbariar, in my right mind,
(even clouded a bit at the moment)
categorically against inviting Claudia, the brothel owner from Amsterdam,
who won Blow Job Competition in Romania,
to be a guest of honor of
Playerhaterball.

I think it will cheapen the event!

I'm sure everybody will agree with me!

Sorry to bring it public, but I had to speak my mind....
Serge I gotta go on the record

will folks think I'm retard?
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++

too late
;))))))
SykkBoy new stuff, current members get the news first :)

Most Talented Asshole- It take Talent to keep 3 men happy at once!
********************************

Kitty, would you mind if John_Cotac and
"I have toys for all ocassions" Todd
joins us for dinner on Jan 5th?

Cybrglide,
if I come to dinner with one happy big smile on my face,
will folks think I'm retard?
;_))
Serge

Kitty, yup
George Carlin has a similar quote about a single person being smart, but a groups of people is stupid...forget the quote, will have to look it up...
SykkBoy new stuff, current members get the news first :)

Sergey -

I always knew you were a cannibal
***************************************

bullshit!!!

I am not a cannibal!

I only eat cats...or actually mostly lick them!
Serge

He is/was one of the best marketers at the shows I've ever seen! Know who?


bpj
**********************

bpj,
the suspence is killing me!

who?????????????


Serge

>>>to make a good Gumbo one can just throw Jonathan in there and boil him!
>>>;-))
>>>Serge


Sergey -

I always knew you were a cannibal, but Bald NY Jew Gumbo ain't on the menu ;o)


>>>Jonathan.. you have to rememeber to make good gumbo you have to stir the pot : )

Billy -

I figured that line was coming the moment I hit post!


J$tyle$

I ain't gonna touch that!
*****************************

for how many more years????

when are the stautues of limitations run out?
;-)))
Serge

Jonathan.. you have to rememeber to make good gumbo you have to stir the pot : )
************************

hmmm
wqrong!!!!!!!!!!!

to make a good Gumbo one can just throw Jonathan in there and boil him!
;-))
Serge

Sykkboy,
that is hella funny ! it reminds me of Groucho Marx's statement on being offered membership to one of the wol'd finest clubs:

"I refuse to join any club that would have ME as a member! "
Kitty the BIGGEST content GIVEAWAY EVER!!!! post HERE

Jonathan.. you have to rememeber to make good gumbo you have to stir the pot : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Are you a player hater ? ?

>>>I apologize if I offended you, I have always considered you a friend.


Mike -

Let's not get all sappy again, but -I appreciate that ;o)

>>>( and your former bosses bafoons :-) )

OUCH!

I ain't gonna touch that!

You're a fuckin' laugh riot sometimes, man! Always stirring the pot, and instigating shit ain't ya!

LOL

:o)


J$tyle$

hmmm, had this quote sent to me via email:

"The collective intelligence of any group of people who are
thinking as a 'herd' rather than individually is no higher than
the intelligence of the stupidest members." - Mary Day Winn, writer, 1931

can a writer who is no longer living be nomiated for a pearl? ;)))
SykkBoy make some bank today!

J$tyles - sorry I did not mean to bring you in and get you worked up. I was trying to see if Chris would give Oprano the scoop of what really went on.

I apologize if I offended you, I have always considered you a friend. ( and your former bosses bafoons :-) )


Mike AI

I just went to playershatersball.com and I want to fill out the Asshole of the year ballot - but I have a question:

Can I nominate myself???
I fell that the are a few categories I deefinately desrve to win like:

Best Dressed Asshole- I am usually wearing nothing - and that is best!

Most Talented Asshole- It take Talent to keep 3 men happy at once!

Worn out Asshole- I think we've all seen my anal pics!

Hmmmm.. I'd like to go for Bitch as well but I know I am FAR too nice to everyone on the board..anyone who works with me will tell you that I REALLY am the biggest bitch!!!

;)
Kitty the BIGGEST content GIVEAWAY EVER!!!! post HERE

Chris -

You 'bout to get EVIL or what, brotha?

;o)

*The REAL Jonathan Silverstein


J$tyle$

>>>It seems on the outside like it is a very similar story to Jon Silversteen's leaving CE.
>>>But like Jon's departing the reality is much juicier...

Michael Gardener -

You, my friend - are a pain in the ass with this already!

Let it go ;o)


Billy -

Happy B-Day, man!


*The REAL Jonathan Silverstein


J$tyle$

Sorry I'm late. ... Happy B-Day, Billy!!

Dravyk fo' free bucks

Gammacash needs a face...

How long do they need it is the ???
Hooper

Billy ....
Have I told you lately that I love you ;-)
Vick Warning ... Skinny man who loves to Eat, and eat

Vick.. I know you like New Orleans Seafood maybe you should look at my friends site.
http://www.piazzaseafood.com

Chris did I miss someting are you not evil any more ?

My Birthday is almost over : (


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Are you a player hater ? ?

"talk amongst yourselves..."

KB its "TAULK"...what... are you a Jew from Cleveland;))

JohnIP Not a Jew...but I think like one...;)

Chris you should know I like things VERY hot... I am not a shy person.

I have heard some interesting stories about you leaving Carol Cox. It seems on the outside like it is a very similar story to Jon Silversteen's leaving CE. But like Jon's departing the reality is much juicier...

Wanna share with us?? Or are you going to keep the company line?

:-)
Mike AI