group hug!

Group Hug!!!!

yeap,
you probably can, let me clear it with triads first
;-)))
Serge

Serge,

Can I hug you in Vegas?




chris/pornoman

KItty, Colin,
I'd rather saw Einstein been cloned...or Dr. Ruth!
;-))
Serge

He was pissed
***********************

Aga wasn't pissed...he was very cheery and very talkative, we had a good time....

oh, he also said how much he loved you...AGA is a man with HUGE heart.
Serge

BTW, Aga,
for the stats lover in you,
add TNB stats
http://www.topniche.com/booster/message.cgi

to your watch list!

they impress even me!
;-)))

Serge

Meat,
to answer your question
Serge,

You have enough projects on your plate:)

Would hate to tear you away from Oprano, BTW what did Aga have to say for himself the other night? He was pissed and having trouble remembering...


Meat, Your own crown jewels
Mon Nov 26 08:07:04 2001 - 195.89.169.194 - message #164772

I tryed posting it on Pond, but was blocked by your software


AGA said:

1) it was his idea and not yours to pull links to Oprano from Netpond

2) he told me you loved me but just don't know how to express yourself,
and it was him telling people to watch their backs when deal with me

3) he told me that he'd pay me $10,000 a month just because he loves me too and to commemorate the good 'ole days,
nothing in return was required

4) he told me that he watches our Oprano stats more than his own

5)* he asked me for 4 passes for Player Haters Balls and I granted
(assuming he was looking for 2 on your behalf)

6) some personal stuff about him, you and some other people I asked him about

7) promissed to hug me in Vegas

8) Voltar..sorry, cant's help you there

9) if you rather listen to the full transcript, e-mail me and I'll give you URL of the Audio,
it's a HUGE file and over 1 hour long...

*- forget it, if you block me from posting on pond-
I'm blocking you from PHB.
Serge

In this business, I generally don't innovate. There is enough money to be made from quickly following and capitalizing on the good ideas of others.

Colin TGP2 Bucks

Colin , you have just said EXACTLY what I have been saying for years:

there are ppl with lots of $$$ & NO idea
& lots of ppl with no $$ and Great ideas!!

Personally , I strive to bring the 2 together
Kitty Come and SPAM my board = Recieve a free Kick in the NUTS!

Do You Support Human Cloning?
*****
Do you ahve ANY idea how much $$ iI would make if there were 2 of me??????

Hell make 5 of me - it'ss every man's fantasy!!
The money off vids alone would be astronomical!!!

;)
Kitty Come and SPAM my board = Recieve a free Kick in the NUTS!

Serge,

Been thinking some about your comments on the lack of innovation in our industry. It seems to me that some of the motivation for innovation has been removed. In days of old, a new innovation allowed one a substantial time to profit from it before it was copied, realized, and deified. There was at least a small code of honor that operated and webmasters would defend the creator for a few months from harassing clones by saying, "Hey, you're stealing [INSERT NAME]'s idea!" Now, the bandwagon fills up in 12 minutes and a bit of demoralization sets in rather quickly.

We need to go the route of patent trademarks and enforce them to fully accomodate new innovations but this will favor the larger players, the ones most likely to pay for lawyers, courts, and other scounderels.
Large players, however, are precisely the people least likely to innovate.

Catch 22. Inspired clever webmasters today need to speak with a patent attorney and protect their intellectual achievements for a while; make some money from them; license the technology to other companies.
Colin TGP2 Bucks

Serge... I believe that the world would come to an end if there were two Young Hefs.... Sorta like the equivalent of the Anti..heheh... but we will not take that there..heheh....

BUT the world would be a better place with

2 Anna Kournakovas
2 Cindy Crawfords
2 Lisa Boyles
3 Elsa Benitez
15 Jennifer Lopez
5 Heidi Klums
6 Elle MacPhersons
3 Pam Anderson Lees
and about 10 Latitia Castas.

That is my order for now. Will have more for later.

Use the Desktop Wallpapers heheh
Young Hefner Peep Serge's talkin Pusi at pusi.com

YH,
CLONE yourself instead!

gonna give a NEW meaning to the expression
"playing with yourself"
;-)))
Serge

Didnt fully know what serge meant as far as having an assistant with no pay.
Maybe it is due to my lack of sleep. Heheh... Or maybe I can take from Serge's message that I need a couple of Assistant Secretaries that look like Ms.Hancock (stacy keebler from the wwf) to wear business suits and mini skirts and would work for me with no pay....

I will take Serge's advice and get me two secretaries like that...

thanx Serge
Young Hefner Peep Serge's talkin Pusi at pusi.com

MikeAI, do we have PHB "Clone Passes"?
;-))
Serge (look what THIS asshole of the month came up with!)

Mutt, cloning gets 100% support!
check the poll!
;-))

YoungHeffner, would you want to have assistant with no pay?
;-))

I do!
Serge

Do You Support Human Cloning?

take the poll http://www.opranoplus.com


mutt

Guess who is using the wallpapers from THE STUDIO???

TOM from
http://www.tomsnewbiebooster.com/

Tom is the man...

be like Tom...

use the wallpapers
http://www.setgo.com/studio/downloads.php
Young Hefner Peep Serge's talkin Pusi at pusi.com

You all are going to hit Serge's sack
*********************

ouch!!

that hurts!
;-))
Serge

quick enlish lesson...
**************************

Kitty, I am looking forward to the LONG version on the 5th
;-)))
Serge

Serge wanted a talkin pusi for his site... figure that i would give him what he asked for. Dont be scared of it... it wont bite you...

smiles

Hey CONTENT guys. if you want us to make some DESKTOP WALLPAPERS representing your stuff... let me know...

Hef OUT!
Young Hefner Peep Serge's talkin Pusi at pusi.com

Kinky is my forte!

So what kind of info are you wanting on me...I would be probably go ahead and tell yeah.
******************************

Tonda,
your easy!
;-)))

c'mon, where is "sport"? where is "hunt"?

I don't play easy "kinks"
;-)))
Serge

Kitty,
how do you like NEW
Pusi.Com logo?

http://pusi.com

Complements of Young Heffner
Serge

NFL PICKEM UPDATED!

Vick and KK tied for the lead.
Porndaddy leads Weekly Championship by one.

Other News
************

US Biotech Firm Claim First Human Cloning

Santa Gets Hiw Own Webcam

New Anti-Terrorism Law Makes US Internet Policeman

http://www.opranoplus.com

And let's all say a prayer for those brave troops now on the ground in the shithole of Afghanistan. It can't be avoided there are going to be many casualites but it's a war that has to be fought and it has to go beyond Afghanistan.

Frankly I am embarassed by my own Canadian government but there ain't anything we can do about it but vote them out of office. But another party would have been no less cowardly.

Canada.......<cough>......homos......<cough>



mutt News Updated At The Weirdest Times Here!

Serge -

Kinky is my forte!

So what kind of info are you wanting on me...I would be probably go ahead and tell yeah. No need to give up good info on Hooper to get info on me:)

Besides, I could always use good info on Hooper as he still owes me a beer. I guess he thought he was going to get away with the freebe Beer at the CCBill party in Vegas...I Think not!
Tonda Tired of Turkey?

CactusButt,

Ever Been to the adirondacks??
absolutely gorgeous!

Went there, rented a canoe, picked an island and enjoyed nature! :)
Star Any Takers?

there have been US casualties in the war on terrorism, but the government is keeping it away from CNN (a good idea), reports are very scarce but these are BRAVE men!

-------
The Pentagon confirmed that it backed the Northern Alliance to put down the Mazar uprising, using AC130 gunships and MH60 Black Hawk helicopters. The air support was ordered when American observers - possibly from the CIA - were caught in the fighting.

One American was missing, although officials in Washington refused to confirm this or state in what capacity he had been active.

The Pentagon said all forces were accounted for but ABC television quoted US government officials as saying that he was "affiliated with the CIA".

Alex Perry, a Time magazine reporter, said British and US special forces fought alongside the alliance and guided US aircraft bombing runs. He said the fighting might have been triggered by the arrival of an unnamed British journalist. "It's merely the sight of a Western face."

Mr Perry said he saw a man in US air force uniform shot dead as British and US reinforcements raced in.

About a dozen British commandos in civilian clothes and US troops in uniform were fighting alongside the alliance forces, he added. They were not taking prisoners. "The mission by the Americans and Northern Alliance is to kill every single one."


Jason

WOW! I won content??
that's Just what I need !!! LOL

Actually the Boyz DO have great stuff and I'm excited about getting my hands on some sick and twited pics!
wuhahhhhahahaha >:)
Kitty Come and SPAM my board = Recieve a free Kick in the NUTS!

Hey Kitty,
you are a winner of that content from darkdollars.com. :)
Please email me your shipping info.

Cheers

Blondy

Hi Opranauts!

Just got back from a wonderful couple of days hiking in Big Bend National Park. Are there any hikers out there? If so, have ya tried Big Bend?

I love that place!

So many less people than your "major" national parks. You got desert, you got 7000 foot mountians, you got it all! Unless of course you want McDonalds or cash machines...Nearest fast food place, 100+ miles...nearest ATM, 30 miles...

Outrageously beautiful scenery, no crowds and really nice strenous hikes to make your calves and thighs hurt! :) Also, shoulders as I had to carry my pack and my 40 lbs. daughter most of the way... :)

Damn! I feel REALLY recharged now! Just what I needed! :)

Also, Redskins, won, AGAIN! 11-5 is still "possible"! What a great weekend/day indeed!
CactusButt

You all are going to hit Serge's sack, you all are too kinky for me...



Cleo

Serge,

what do you need another back dong??:)
sextoyking 30% Commission on all toy / dvd sales!

quick enlish lesson
***********

Ok - so I can speak the language I just can't type it LOL
Kitty Come and SPAM my board = Recieve a free Kick in the NUTS!

ok, ok, time to hit a sack
**********
Serge,

quick enlish lesson - I hate to correct you - but it's hit THE sack..
you can hit a sack too if you are feeling a bit angry!!

always good to get agression out - or you can hit a SPAMMER!!!!
Kitty Come and SPAM my board = Recieve a free Kick in the NUTS!

ok, ok, time to hit a sack
;-)))
Serge

The Delete Bot overruled the Spam Bot!

HAHAHA



Mike AI Win the Player Hater Ball Lottery!!

I am sorry, I fucked up!

I did'nt realize
"Spam Bot Was Here" notice
;-))
Serge

that anti-spam bot is soooo fuckin cool ;-))


Cybrglide

Yes - just waitng for them to hit MY board with that shit!

Oh! I am sooo looking forward to it!!!

I need soemone to take soem agression out on today!
Kitty Come and SPAM my board = Recieve a free Kick in the NUTS!

Damn Vick you are faster then the SPAM BOT.
Mike AI Win the Player Hater Ball Lottery!!

"Wine is important to dinner Vick, though some people may get cut off... firewater and all. "
Shit, I forgot Mike has seen me drink ;-)


Serge - Was it JoeE and or a management company? he he


Vick Something, Something, Something

I Feel a delete under me


Vick ;-)

Serge
rhetorical
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Actually Blondy and I have been talking about me getting my own show
***********************

mucho tabajo - poco dinnero
Serge KItty's Anal Secrets show 10pm EST / 7pm Pacific

Kitty, small tip for the radio:
NO "hi-hi's"

I caught a few you could do without during your CJ's interview
;-)))
Serge KItty's Anal Secrets show 10pm EST / 7pm Pacific

Blondie, now even YOU wanna be there
;-)))
Serge KItty's Anal Secrets show 10pm EST / 7pm Pacific

Thanks Serge!
Yes that is what most of the show will be about no doubt.

Actually Blondy and I have been talking about me getting my own show - I think it will end up becomign like the "DR. Feelgood" show for webmasters!! lol

well we all look at so much smut everyday we all need to learn something new!
Kitty Oprano Conetnt - Post here to go in the Draw for FREE CONTENT!!!

Blondy, this is the 4th!!!!! time you posted WRONG URL and stupid tag line...

watch, this si the way to do it:

Tonite, at
http://plrRadio.com
our Special Guest KITTY to share her views about
Double Penetrations!

Be there or die ingnorant and never know how to fuck woman's ass properly!


Serge Kitty's Anal Secrets show 10pm EST / 7pm Pacific

Who was it that said canadian football sucked.
This was a great Grey Cup game today . :p

Cheers
Blondy Blondy's Birthday Hangover show 10pm EST / 7pm Pacific

Meni, YOU are a moron!
that was rethorical question,
as I contemplate,
should I ask Todd for a GIFT, or
just back charge and save a favor for future use
;_))

"sign up for his program..."
Meni, will you EVER stop thinking "in the box"???
Serge

Serge, sign up for his program you moron
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

thanks, cj!

now...how can I get comissions on the sale!?
;_)))
Serge

How the fuck do the Aussies understand your friend?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Serge
how the fuck did the aussies understand you?
Meni
***************

Meni, I have russian friend working there...
Serge

serge, todd's toy sites: http://www.sextoyworld.com or http://www.safesexmall.com


cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

don reed!! that's it!!

i kept thinking 'godfather' LOL


cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

except of course
the anal sex with men
******************************

Can anybody post Todd's URL?

I have a customer...
;_))
Serge

Back from trip to Miami to watch Miami-Washington game. Huskies never showed up to the stadium and some high school team was allowed to play in their place. Score was indicative of such. ;)

Da Freaks were there including me.
Colin TGP2 Bucks

Serge
how the fuck did the aussies understand you?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meanwhile, cj, I found the name of the guy I was looking for...
Don Reed and Jason....

had to call Brisbane Public Records Office, but I finally scartached my itch!
;-)))
Serge holy shit, Vick is above Marie!

last time I checked I don't fit the greek stereotype
except of course
the anal sex with men
hee ehe
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

HCG? to kick your balls back in?
I never had the problem.
If my balls ever shrunk I just dipped them into Serge's mouth, and they kicked back in.
I did get aggressive though sometimes, I once threw my bed at an ex girlfriend.
That was years ago

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Serge - Can you increase dinner allocation if I win on the "we need wine to compliment dinner" clause? ;-)
************************

Vick, wine is included and NOT Joee's style!
;-)))

one of the friends of mine
told me how Joee ordered a bottle of $150 at the bar and...charged it to HIS room!
;-)))
Serge holy shit, Vick is above Marie!

Yeah but if you get gonachor (Sp?) it should help right?

I have some friends in college who exerimented... so I understand what it does.


Mike AI Win the Player Hater Ball Lottery!!

mike, don't you mean 'eyebrow' ?
:-)))
cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

The greatest quarterback family
will not be the Grieses.
Its going to be the Mannings
Look at little Eli coming up.


Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Mike, steroids will shut of your bodies own production of testesterone if you use steroids for a long period of time.
Your balls will shrink.
Your dick doesn't.
great source of info
www.anabolex.com


Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Yeah Archie Manning was the franchise QB, without the franchise....

HAHAHA


Mike AI Win the Player Hater Ball Lottery!!

meni, that's gross!!

cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

CJ, thank you
and did I mention?
I can lick my eyebrows?
___________


Of course you are greek, your eyebrows come down to your nose!
Mike AI Win the Player Hater Ball Lottery!!

word on the radio, pre-game show was that Archie Manning could have been a Hall of Famer if he played for another team.
Did you see the black guy on the field just before the second half,
Levan Reid? for fox?
He lives here, I see him out in bars, and I find out
he does enjoy the crack pipe
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

CJ i do have my measurements mixed up
my penis is 5'8"
_____________

And people say steriods shrink the penis....



Mike AI Win the Player Hater Ball Lottery!!

CJ, thank you
and did I mention?
I can lick my eyebrows?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni, it will not bug me... Saints are perinial loosers... I have been living with it all my life. I have learned to not take it personally...



Mike AI The event to end all events!!

Whats your favorite desert?
Mojave?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

hahaahahaa!!!!

meni ,that was quick :-)))
well done :-)
cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

Mike, I will remind you everyday
hehehehehehe

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

kitty, i hear ya gurl - i could live on dessert!!
cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

CJ i do have my measurements mixed up
my penis is 5'8"
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

ladies don't eat desert,
**********
I go 4 serves of desert BEFORE iI eat my meal ;)
Kitty Oprano Conetnt - Post here to go in the Draw for FREE CONTENT!!!

meni, i remember you not being much higher than my breasts ... do you have your inches measurements mixed up again?

:-)
cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

HEHE CJ I have learned not to drink and read oprano. So blushing will have to do...

Though the short joke was pretty damn good!!
Mike AI The event to end all events!!

Meni, I do not think the Patriots will be going any farther in the post season then the Saints.

So its really moot...


Mike AI The event to end all events!!

CJ i'm 5'8"
ok
5'7 1/2"
so unless your inseam is 70 inches
I should have no problem
hee hee
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

meni, you'd have to stand on a stool or a milk crate or some bricks to be tall enough :-)


cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

I'm wondering if CJ is gonna try to jump in line and get some oral from me too
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Vick, the convention can only pale in comparison to sucking dick at the rest areas.
Oh boy, what good times.
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

i'm aiming for 'squirting drink out of your nose'

:-))))

but a blush will do ...
cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

Mike, the only play like once ever 3 or 4 years.
So you're ass is mine for a while
I will remind you of the debacle, everyday, for 3 years
hee hee
let all sing
The Brady Bunch....
4 tds
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

CJ are you trying to make me blush?


Mike AI The event to end all events!!

mike, not many things can compete with dessert ... what did you have in mind?!

:-)
cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

CJ I would have something else in mind for you for Dessert!! :-)

Wine is important to dinner Vick, though some people may get cut off... firewater and all.


Mike AI The event to end all events!!

MikeAI, ladies don't eat desert,
---

huh??!!
we don't??!
cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

Wooo .... Raven's Gutcheck time and they answer big
Down by 4 with 1:19 to go and they pull it out
Goat to Hero Elvis completes winning TD pass to Shannon Sharpe
(his most vocal critic on the team after last weeks performance)


Don't know if I eat more than Marie or KK but am sure KK looks better than I at dinner
(Marie is still a mystery, come out come, out where ever you are)
Will say I probably drink more at dinner than either ;-)

Serge - Can you increase dinner allocation if I win on the "we need wine to compliment dinner" clause? ;-)


Can Meni possibly satisfy all these men at the convention?


Vick Hunter or Hunted .............

Oprano time

I mean Soprano time ;-))

second season re-runs begin tonight
8:00 est HBO

I got a Tony jones goin on

Cybrglide Come get ya bone stroked you damn stud man you

Pickem News Bulletin!

Vick's rise to the top continues. He blew by Kimmykim and now sits atop the standings with one game left tonight and the Monday nighter.

As for the $250.00 weekly prize that Vick is giving away, there is a tie between Vick his own bad self and Porn Daddy with 9 wins apiece and a bunch of people with 8. So Vick still might be handing out the cash.

Can Michael Jordan possibly be enjoying this comeback?

Also, the Armani suits don't seem to hang so well on Pat Riley now that he's coaching a team with one more win than the Chicago Bulls.
mutt

MikeAI, only AFTER me!

I was there FIRST!

Meni's tongue is MINE!
;-))
Serge holy shit, Vick is above Marie!

Patriots CRUSH the AINT's

_____________________

Good thing for me we did not make that bet. However Meni, if you stil want to blow me - I will think about it.


Mike AI The event to end all events!!

Vick,
do you usually eat more than KK or Marie?

MikeAI, ladies don't eat desert,
Vick surely does!
I think we have to allocate more money for the dinner!
;-))
Serge holy shit, Vick is above Marie!

Patriots CRUSH the AINT's
hehehehehehe
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Cleo, I know that,
all I was looking for were:

1) what Columbus ship his great grand grand father was on and
2) how many medals he got...

please refrain from giving me info I know already
;_))
Serge