Shma Israel, Adonai aloheinu!

Oprano is trying to fuck me out of the prize!

*****************************

everybody please feel free to cut and paste it EVERYWHERE!

"Fuck me once- shame on you,
Fuck me twice- shame on me,
Fuck me 3 times -
it's good to look in the mirror and see who is doing the fucking!"
;-)))

(--Sharky)
Serge

are you from Italy or Russia?


mutt

ok it's your money and Mike's.
********************************

it has NOTHING to do with my money,
I am co=piloting on MikeFold's idea and sticking to HIS rules and HIS interpretations.

"Those are HIS rules and I am sticking to them!"
;-))
Serge

Mutt,
Me ne fotto dei soldi.
but if the same shit happens to me which happened last time,
I'm going to all teh baords and tell everybody how Oprano treats TRUE winners and discriminates against them based upon their national origin!

Mi scappa la pipi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serge

ok it's your money and Mike's. If there is a clear winner at the end of today's games, he/she wins the 500.


mutt

MikeAI and MikeFold what's your interpretation of the rules for the 500 dollar prize?

********************************

Ron Levi, Seth Warshavasky, United Arab Emirats, and MikeFold what's your interpretation of the rules for the 500 dollar prize?


Serge

mutt,
read futher, you'll find MikeFold's whole interpretation of ALL rules tie breakers and qualifiers,
no need to reinvent the wheel.
Serge

here is MikeFold's original post

::Also, won a few bucks at The Hard Rock, so....
NFL Pick Em (Week 10) Winner will recieve $250 bucks compliments of me and Oprano...... ::

MikeAI and MikeFold what's your interpretation of the rules for the 500 dollar prize?



Mutt Rozelle

Mutt, thanks for seeing it my way
;-))
Serge

hmmmmmmmm......well thinking about it you may have a point. The MikeFold/Serge prize might have been just for today's games.
It's MikeFold's decision. I will go look for his first post. If he says it is just for Sunday's games and Monday game is only counted in case of a tie breaker then you are CORRECT SIR!


mutt

THINK POSITIVE YOU ARE IN THE LEAD!!!
mutt
*******************

Mutt,
and I am telling you,
if I lose due to Monday Game,
I'll NEVER forgive you for that!

I won't
Vai a farti fottere!
AGAIN!
Serge

noooooooooo i am not fucking with you this time. Baseball yes I fucked with you and took away your prize but that was for the good of Oprano. And Enforcer and RRRed thank you I am sure.

Monday's game is included in the game, ask everybody here, that game counts ....... predicting a total score for it is how we break ties.

THINK POSITIVE YOU ARE IN THE LEAD!!!
mutt

Serge -

you've got mail 2



J$tyle$

SyKK,
didn't I posted the SYSTEM of picks from the day one???

2 on the left, 2 on the right,
2 on the left,
2 on the right...
;_))

KISS formula at it's BEST!
;-))
Serge

holy fuck...I was in a hurry with my picks this week, so was unable to implement my system...well random picks is NOT my forte ;)))
SykkBoy You'll Soon Find Out How Making Bank Plans To Pay An Honest $84 Per Trial Join Everday!

But don't count your chickens before they hatch, there are 5 more games going on today and one more Monday Night.


mutt
*********************

Mutt, are you fucking with me once again??????

Cacchio!
Non capisco un cavolo!
Non prompermi i coglioni!!!!

if I recall correctly,
Monday game was a "TIE BREAKER!"

whoever wins decisevely today-
WINS!!!

I won't forfeit my prize TWICE!!!!

Vai a fartelo mettere in culo!
Serge Movado's are for poor dumb Greeks. Real mean wear Blancpain!

Serge, Tag?
I got a Movado
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Photo,
if I knew that "sharp dick fencing" is the way to lure you to nets of Oprano,
I'd suggested it looong time ago
;_)))
Serge

i was a little shocked when I saw it :)

But don't count your chickens before they hatch, there are 5 more games going on today and one more Monday Night.


mutt

J,
you've got mail....
Serge

geeze, next thing you propose is dick fencing


I *definitely do not want to knowwhat ya use to sharpen one of those... though it does give a new meaning to the term "prick"...


:-))


photo

and ....um.....

SERGE
****************

Mutt, can I raise to the occasion or what???

I want MikeFold's check soooo bad!
Serge

If you're behind me, I can't see the broomstick with splinters coming.

;o)
*************************

J, c'mon,
this is just not true...
EVERYBODY can see my broom miles away!
;-)))

I nevaaahhh! used "stealth brooms"
;-)))


Serge

NFL PICKEM HALFWAY UPDATE
*************************

First, KimmyKim has once again caught Marie and they are tied for first place OVERALL with 80 wins.

As far THIS WEEK'S MIKEFOLD $500.00 BONUS CHAMPIONSHIP

Two people have 7 wins at the completion of the 1:00PM games.

BRAD SHAW

and ....um.....

SERGE

Ulfie has 6 and a whole bunch of people have 5 wins.


mutt Are You An Anal Virgin? Vote Here!

I am lost, what is going on???
************************************

aaahhh!!!!

where is "I won't behave" boy????

God all mighty,
I think you GOT IT!!!
;-)))
Serge

I'm with YOU, Sergey! You KNOW there's love for NY from the heart - my whole family is still there!


>>>Oprano and me personally will be behind you all the way.
>>>Serge


After all these years, I gotta tell ya - I'd rather have you beside me or in front of me.

If you're behind me, I can't see the broomstick with splinters coming.

;o)


J$tyle$

J, c'mon,
New York, my "alma mater" town,
lost $84 billion dollars since Sept 11th,
my friends on 47th. Street aucking dick selling DIAMONDS!

some good shit like you did last time in the city,
might bring lots of tourists,
let's do something Fortune 500 guys couldn't-
let's bring tourists back to NY!

shit aside, if you come up with ANY great ideas,
and as we all know
SEX SELLS,
Oprano and me personally will be behind you all the way.
Serge

Meni, only "goose"?

I have much bigger plans for you!
;-)))

It's time to put your TAG for a good use
;-)))


Serge I am lost, what is going on??? Zig are you messing with me?

>>>J, terrorists win!
>>>;-(((

I'm sure you can come up with more brilliant ideas to fight terrorists

;o)

>>>Jonathan, what brought you to Oprano today or are you just one of regulars now?
>>>Serge

My ears were ringing, and I just had to follow my intuition

LOL

The REAL Jonathan Silverstein aka J$tyle$ aka J. Silversteen


J$tyle$

Serge, half?
So odds are CJ or Lisa may listen to your tapes.
Speaking of gooses, you can goose me in vegas baby
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Serge, did you lose your accent yet?
Meni
********************

Meni,
half of women population of Australia masterbates listening to my audio tapes!

Why would I lose my "golden goose laying golden eggs"?
Serge To make the most money, Serge recomends these guys!!

Thanks for considering me, Sergey - but I'll have to pass.
*****************************

J, terrorists win!
;-(((

...but you haven't dissapointed me, FREDO!
;-))

Jonathan, what brought you to Oprano today or are you just one of regulars now?
Serge

"I used to believe I was try-sexual"
i think i own trisexual.com

Serge, I think money is involved with the stock market.

Serge, did you lose your accent yet?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Serge
didn't anyone tell you
Money is the root of all evil?
**********************************

no, Meni, Stock Market is a root of all evils, just ask JoeE
;-)))
Serge

>>>Blondy,
>>>RB might be abit tired after boxing match...I'll offer this to J. Silversteen,
>>>we can even do it on the bus in New York!
>>>;-))
>>>Serge

I used to believe I was try-sexual
(I'd try anything at least once)

Now, damn it, I have to rethink my "ideology"

LOL

Thanks for considering me, Sergey - but I'll have to pass.

;o)

The REAL Jonathan Silverstein aka J$tyle$ aka J. Silversteen


J$tyle$

Sykk, i'm confused
are you saying I have a penis?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Serge
didn't anyone tell you
Money is the root of all evil?

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

ok Serge, deal since Oprano is ell known for their expertise in the undersized penile field...

but the intended provider must meet a few qualifications:
no penis (sorry Meni)
an accent (southern or Aussie preferred)
piercings - helpful but not necessary
tattooes - definately a plus


SykkBoy You'll Soon Find Out How Making Bank Plans To Pay An Honest $84 Per Trial Join Everday!

MikeS,
Monica had no complains ;-))
--------------

serge,
aha, that explains it...
so are we gonna see you in Vegas wearing the sweatshirt and hatpin that Clinton brought you from Martha's Vineyard? ;-)))

MikeS

.... thanks to the IRS.......
AND STOCK MARKET!
;-)))
Serge

Meni,
John made his money "old ways"...with SergesCash
;-))
Serge

Quick tip Meni, it takes much more then a million a year to be a millionaire.... thanks to the IRS.


:-)


Go Saints!


Mike AI Free content to make you cash!!

oh millinaire next door?
oh yeah my friend Tim is on his way
refinance guy
sends 2,000 mails out a week
doing $120K a month
so thats hmmm
yeah a million a year plus
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

and quoting George carlin...
if we don't do it-
terrorists win!
;-)))
Serge

Blondy,
RB might be abit tired after boxing match...I'll offer this to J. Silversteen,
we can even do it on the bus in New York!
;-))
Serge

SyKK,
do you want Oprano find somebody special who can give you hand?

we are not greedy...3% royalties ONLY!

Serge

No Serge, that's why I have the glow in the dark Jolly Roger condoms...damn microscope has to be held, well without that extra hand I can't my usual ball fondling...
SykkBoy You'll Soon Find Out How Making Bank Plans To Pay An Honest $84 Per Trial Join Everday!

geeze, next thing you propose is dick fencing in the dark wearing glowing condomes...
;-)))
Serge
===============================
I agree with Magick this something I would love to see.

Maybe it will be the next hot olympic sport. :)

Blondy Blondy's Hangover Show 7pm Pacific /10pm EST :)

SykkBoy,
did you try fighting with yourself using...microscope?
Night Time vission glasses?

Oprano is ALWAYS willing to help with all new hardships faced by webmasters and ...
it's the usual,
3% royalties ONLY!
Serge

KB,
we went out for lunch with Voodoo,
and the idea was born which can make you and your brother millions.

Last time I went to Costco,
I clearly rememebr "family size" box full of...condoms!

I think you 2 guys can capitalise on NAME RECOGNITION of Players Ball
and come up with your own version of packaging called more appropriate than "family size".

How about
"Players Ball Size Condom Box"?

I guarantee you instant success and Oprano claims usual 3% royalries ONLY!

chaaaarge!
Serge (make money of "anonability")

Magic, if you can't get into some of those A-list events, I'll more than happy to have you as I have one of those duels with myself....my condoms are not only glow in the dark, but have little glowing Jolly Rogers about them ;))))

wow, what a fight last night, huh? convinces me a bit more that maybe boxing is faker than wrestling ;)))
SykkBoy You'll Soon Find Out How Making Bank Plans To Pay An Honest $84 Per Trial Join Everday!

Magic,
ALL Oprano involded functions are
"by invitation only"
;-)))

c'mon, you are a big girl, never seen grown up guys dick fencing in the darl before???

I can't believe it!
;_))
Serge

Meni, no...John is a millionaire "next door" who cuts the checks for 6 programms and who sold MC5 Employment Agency
for $760,000

come say HI to him in Vegas and ask his permission to kiss his ass
;-))

he might be in a good mood and grant it
;-)))
Serge

geeze, next thing you propose is dick fencing in the dark wearing glowing condomes...
;-)))
Serge
====================================

DAYUM...what a visual that gave me. hehe I wanna see that shit, will there be formal invitations or is an open event?

;-)))))


Magick Insite Adult: Home of the More Assholes Than One

Serge, help me out here,
John is your lackey who is in NJ and use to cut the checks?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Damn, Serge, don't you know that shit's bad for you? ;-)))


MikeS
*******************

MikeS,
Monica had no complains
;-))
Serge liers, liers, pants on fires!

Serge, for Vegas, am I staying in your room? or are you staying in my room?
Meni
******************

John is staying in your room...
;-))
Serge liers, liers, pants on fires!

As long as I dont have to have a little russian in me : )

*****************************

yea, yeah...another "shy" one,
I saw how you voted
;-)))

Billy,
tell Oprano the truth!
;-))
Serge liers, liers, pants on fires!

I got a deal for oprano
give me $100 right now
and call off the $500 prize
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Mike I wanna buy xbox
so I can play it with my daughter
http://www.meni.net/morgan
ok ok
its for me
but hey
i had to throw in her pics
to work the emotion angle

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Mike, I think that site get 30 hits a day
hee hee
so for 2 years
thats worth $1,000
i mean $1,000,0000
ain't that a song
if I had a million dollars?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni how about you send me some real traffic, and then I send you $1,000.00

:-)


Mike AI Free content to make you cash!!

Mike in true buddy fasion
can you like say
Oh meni forgot he had amgirls up
i'll send him $1,000 just cuz he's cool
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Saints are sucking early today....
Mike AI Free content to make you cash!!

Serge, for Vegas, am I staying in your room? or are you staying in my room?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

See you there then. I'm winning the $500 today btw, the rest of you are wasting your time. ;)


Ulfie

I'll be there...Browns Jersey and all
((O;
DadFold Win $500 for This Weeks PickEm

Hey MikeFold, Steelers vs. Browns on Jan. 6. Will you be in Vegas? Some of us Steeler fans are going to get together. Some Browns fans would add to the gumbo. ;)


Ulfie

Its Week 10..its almost closed...
get em in gang and take some bucks...

DadFold Win $500 for This Weeks PickEm

<< Dig, c'mon, I smoke like chimney, >>
------------
Damn, Serge, don't you know that shit's bad for you? ;-)))


MikeS

Goo idea! Billy, will you be my personal trainer?


As long as I dont have to have a little russian in me : )

And remember I will train you to fight by the rules......right....


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms)

MikeAI, there is a opportunity right under your nose in NO. I'm watching the CBS pregame show and they are reporting women in NO want to be Turley's girlies. You should set up an amateur site for help to help him pay his fines. ;)


Ulfie

I was referring to laps around that Boca Block of yours, not the living room.
********************

Jesse, I was doing laps in my 5' by 10' pool!
Serge liers, liers, pants on fires!

Meni, good advice,
Voodoo will be here in 20 mins,
we might do just that
;-))
Serge liers, liers, pants on fires!

Jesse, I wanted to ask him that question, but he was in ahurry to meet his "floozy"

I'll find out when he cums back
;-))
Serge liers, liers, pants on fires!

Serge
go to bed
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Serge,

At least your father lasted this long - what is the average life expectancy for a Russian in his era - 60?


Jesse D

Serge,

I was referring to laps around that Boca Block of yours, not the living room.

Maybe you can use the Sicilian Defence against the Italian.


Jesse D

Well, got my picks in for the football pool. Hopefully i'll get a couple right this week.

But i doubt it. :((
Gary 10 cent clicks for rest of november

LETSHUNT,
SORRY TO HEAR THAT...BUT YOUR STOCK
but your stock picks from 3 months ago do very well, does it give you some comfort?
;-))

I took Jesse's advice and started doing laps...
made 3 and thought I'm gonna die...
shit, I never suspected I was in a such lousy shape.

I'll get better by RB's rumble!

My 76 years old father does 1.5 miles 4 times a week,
and he is another candidate for
"hole in a coffin lid"
;-)))
Serge liers, liers, pants on fires!

Damn Serge,

Broke my hip and as out for a month, I come back and we got a boxing match going...ever consider a dual with blackpower pistols at fifty paces....it really would be a nice touch.
letshunt

*****
you can't link straight into the pics, yu have to go through the html page
corvo
Sat, 17 Nov 2001 10:00:14 - IP: 210.84.80.148 - Post # 34123
*****

Just like all good VNWR webmasters, Kathy has her .htaccess in place and working just fine. Nice job Kathy! :)

*****
geeze, next thing you propose is dick fencing in the dark wearing glowing condomes...
;-)))
Serge
Sun, 18 Nov 2001 06:16:58 - IP: 172.173.84.21 - Post # 34184
*****

Isn't that going to be an event at the next Summer Olympics? Everything else is!

Serge - I just checked the sportspool and was able to edit my week 10 picks. If I remember correctly, it was kinda confusing figuring out how to make my picks the first time.

Of course, there really is no reason for anyone else to enter...the correct picks are already there... :)

CactusButt

I just checked it and...
Week 10 is open...

is it week 10 now?

can anybody shed the light?
Serge liers, liers, pants on fires!

Mutt,
this is what I saw posted about today's Pick'em,
is it true???

Morning all! Anyone catch the metor shower last night?

Serge - I would love to try and win $500 today, but all the pics for today's games are closed. In fact they're closed all the way up to the final week of the NFL - I'll have to wait on next season :)
railz
Message # 15484 137.28.157.138 Sun Nov 18 09:35:41 2001
Serge liers, liers, pants on fires!

Maybe some Breast Stroke !!!
heehee
Kitty
***************

Goo idea! Billy, will you be my personal trainer?
;-))
Serge liers, liers, pants on fires!

Jesse,
there is a big difference between boxing and brawl...

boxing is more like a chess game.
Piphagor wasn't only a great mathematician, he was a good boxer as well and won several Olympics in Ancient Greece.
Serge liers, liers, pants on fires!

You better do some laps...
*******
Maybe some Breast Stroke !!!
heehee
Kitty Greek style Oh YEAH!!

Serge,

I have seen a lot of amateur fights, and 90% of guys that hit the canvas in these fights was due to poor cario, not strength. You better do some laps...




Jesse D

hmmm...
9 votes and 3 have had anal I wonder how many are guys???!!!
Oh i am all excited that some of you guys are takign it up the pooper!!
I have to go masturbate now..
Kitty Greek style Oh YEAH!!

I don't beleive for a second the results of the poll!
Serge liers, liers, pants on fires!

hmm.. i dunno about beast anal ..
it shouldnt' really coz it's wrong!!!

Anyway - does it count if you fuck someone else up the ass with a strap on???
- and if anyoen wants to cop it up the shoot with a starpon I'd love to give it to you!!! email me
LOL
Kitty Greek style Oh YEAH!!

Serge, RB weighs more then 160 lbs. I do not think it would be a good idea to get in the ring with RB.
************************************

MikeAI,
it's all in the name of charity...
plus....
don't forget that RB has a million dollar smile to protect, and I don't have this handicap
;-))

I'll take my chances...
Serge

you can be the fudge packer or the fudge packee it's all good.

gay anal, hetero anal, beast anal, machine anal, strapon anal and even if u just stuck your own finger up your ass it all counts!
mutt

Is the anal virgin poll in regards to giving or receiving?


you know what day it is ....
Game Day

Off to PSI Net to see the Ravens



Vick Average webmaster earning .06 per click .... and your not average

"our Australian first ever virgin"

I hope this doesn't speak for all Australians ;-))

hahaha, ohhh how it makes the mind wander.

Cybrglide Serge can still do the double pump ... no shit !!

Damn you guys were busy on early Sunday morning....

REmemebr to get your picks in - this week is BIG - $500 cash


Serge, RB weighs more then 160 lbs. I do not think it would be a good idea to get in the ring with RB. Mostly due to age. Maybe you and http://fantasyman.com ???


Mike AI Free content to make you cash!!

virginity was an investment back then
*********
It still is!!
Do you knwo how much money our Australian first ever virgin centerfold made?!
Kitty Greek style Oh YEAH!!

Morning All! Just getting my ass up out of bed... YAWN. Watchin Romancing the Stone, which I have seen 10 times, on some cable channel.

Looking forward to FOOTBALL today.

Also looking forward to the:

SOB vs. RB fight - Rumble in the Oprano


Jesse D

"Greeks invented anal sex. It wasn't till years later some other culture suggested to them it might be more fun doing it with the opposite sex."

ROFL!!!!!
intelligent reply there too serge :)
virginity was an investment back then
corvo

done.

http://www.opranoplus.com

'ARE YOU AN ANAL VIRGIN!?'

C'mon all you sexy fudge packin cowboys!
mutt