Oprano Webmaster Forum

Thank you,Mike ;)

Serge,
""what makes Oprano so fuckin' special?""

True answer....imho.

Its run by players,it is frequesnted by players (ahem;),yet it treats less experienced webmaster who are professional in attitude (Like Voltars protege's for instance)well.

plus no bastard here offers you coffee in the morning,nor threatens to quit the business every six minutes (hooper,I use to love the ripping toson used to get on your board btw ;) until persuaded by the bewildered not to.......

sorry Serge, it was turning into a rant.

please find below assorted smiley faces and winky faces to be inserted according to the individual readers own judgement.

;) ;) ;) ;) :) :) :)

Nick Greed is good.......

what mutt said, and the way fools are light on the ground here.
Corvo

good conversation, funny people, smart people

and

serge :)

even Mike knows Oprano wouldn't be nuthin without you

mutt

LOL go ahead, I'm sure I can find something to do with it :))

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g'nie,
frakin' beer...
dig,
I'll send you all piss content tomorrow and it's homegrown!
;-)))
Serge

all msg boards have something cool all their own, the good thing about Oprano is that it's only safe to post if you know wtf you're talking about ;)

whereas me, I'll let ANY idiot post on http://www.setgo.com ;))

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I have a stupid question:
what makes Oprano so fuckin' special?

(besides that we delete once famous sponsors more than anybody! on the entire net
;-))))

I don't think I had to have those beers tonite...
Serge

if you're not damaging your tongue, you're not doing it right! hehe

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Hooper,

Does Conversion Cash use an "active member" based payout?
Monk

Dig, touche!
;-)))))
Serge

Hooper - Congrats on the new sites! I'm not yet a conversioncash webmaster, but will be soon after I finish typing this.

I love the subcounters and also the ability to redirect if they back out like I have with FlashCash...One word of warning though to those you utilize this feature...make sure it works with the backout sponsor...I have found several sponsors it does not work with...test your links!

BTW Hooper, You are in GWB's old stomping grounds aren't you? If so, we outta get together sometime. I'm right around 2222 and 620.

CactusButt

I dunno Serge, you don't know the 'kiss the belly button from the inside' technique..

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that's the idea Serge, I want her to MAKE me do it ;)

dig420
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Dig, if we both hide under the desk with Kitty,
you don't have to do it
;-))))
Serge

So come on by and ask me about the PRIZES :)
Blondy
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Blondy,
I don't wanna be rude, but the average Opranoit needs a condo in Miami to concider it a Prize!

This is not exactly
"future stars of the adult indistry" board
;-)))
Serge

that's the idea Serge, I want her to MAKE me do it ;)

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Serge - ""we don't chose our friends based upon their "pudgyness"... ""

Hopefully its based on The Sun Tan quotient ;)
Nickatilynx
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hahahhahahahaha,
my first laugh of the nite
;-)))

Grimm, wanna be my friend?
Serge

You can put ME under the desk with serge, we'll keep you entertained while you post on the boards ;))

dig420
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yadda, yadda, yadda....

Kitty,
please don't tell anybody, but Dig doesn't eat pusi!
;-))
Serge

will do nick... and hey. I like girls as much as the next guy ;-)))

gracias gary-mon gary me bananna...
time to go drink too much :-)
Hooper

yeah Gary, conversioncash is an excellent program!

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Okay I am goign over to PLR..
see you all there!
Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions

Flashcash and Conversion cash have both been very good friends to me.

Congrats Hooper, nice new features
Gary 5 cent text links

Hooper,
You are right,but you just covered it.Thks.

Btw we outta talk sometime,you've only spoken to my brother/sister so far.;)) I'm getting to like you.In the masculine way,not the fondly of the buttocks sorta way ;))

Give me a call tomorrow sometime if you get a chance 604 307 7483.

Errr,todd,I'm serious about that "thing" for my friend btw ;)
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))

Hooper that IS a good feature :)

Flashcash has been my best friend in this biz just about, at times when my billing company didn't pay for weeks on end I basically got by on Flashcash checks and I feel that I have to point out that Flashcash has had this feature for a long time now...

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"yup Corvo, just need a big rubber monster and a cameo by Karen Black.... "

you know,when you said rubber suit, my first thought was not of a creature.
Corvo

Nick -

Keep it real!

Mike AI Do you Yahoo ??? Geeky does!!

K we are live :)

We have Nuclei from http://www.perlcoders.com coming in.

Also the staff from ARS. So come on by and ask me about the PRIZES :)
Blondy ARS show tonight @ PLR 9-11pm EST Come on out for the latest in webmaster news

Thanks Mike. I gotta admit that I stole it from DK at flashcash *bowing to the power*... but like you said... a good mousetrap is bound to be cloned ;-))

Nick... you forgot about "Work It Out" ;-))
Hooper

yup Corvo, just need a big rubber monster and a cameo by Karen Black....

SykkBoy don't be a playa hata, send clicks to makingbank and let Bubba show his flava...yo...word to ya banka

good to hear that sykkboy, oprano is starting to resemble a b-grade movie in some respects.
ppl hidding from kitty like that :)
(now i've got "b-grade horror slut" stuck in my head, thanks. thats a song by cult 45 btw.)
Corvo

Sextoyking,

Point no 5 of "How to be a Celebritity Webmaster" (ie a worthless waste of space!) is utilisation of a catch phrase,such as "It's all good!"

It makes me want to drag the offender down a dark alley and kick the living shit out of them. ;))

Peace out... ;)

ps..only joking,you know I,and in fact,speaking for all Canadians,WE ALL love you. ;)

pps..any chance of getting one of those remote controlled dildo things,its not for me,its for errr a friend.
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly)) According to Onassis to become rich : "You need a suntan and a good suit,all doors are then open to you"

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Hooper this is a great feature!

Mike AI Do you Yahoo ??? Geeky does!!

Hi Opranauts and Opranettes ;-))

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3) We have added the ability to RECYCLE YOUR TRAFFIC back to ANY location of your choice! To get up to 80% of your traffic back, simply add "&url=http://www.whateverurlyouwant.com" to the end of your conversioncash link codes. The surfer is directed to the url you chose 2 minutes after leaving our sites. They don't know how they got there, but you get the traffic! This feature alone can more than double your revenue! With most sponsors you lose your traffic... with ConversionCash if we can't sell them we give them back to you!

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Cya,
Hooper Conversion Cash

Damn! What a day at Oprano! Religion, politics, the origins of life AND smut...What a board!

*****
Of course I will always love clinton.
sextoyking
Thu, 08 Nov 2001 04:58:07 - IP: 24.255.27.154 - Post # 30974
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STK - I certianly respect your right to love Clinton, but how anyone could love or respect an American "leader" who thought he was so far above the law that he could lie under oath completely baffles me...

CactusButt

now, pain mixed with pleasure, thats good. :)

lol
kitty, you are scaring everyone.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

except for me ;)))

SykkBoy don't be a playa hata, send clicks to makingbank and let Bubba show his flava...yo...word to ya banka

opranoites?

nooooooooooooo........OPRANAUTS!
like ASTRONAUTS. WE ARE ALL SPACE CADETS!!!
mutt

now, pain mixed with pleasure, thats good. :)

lol
kitty, you are scaring everyone.

Corvo

Doh........i missed Bush's speech putting AskColin up. Was it just a motivational uplifting speech or what?

Colin says this edition of AskColin is set to self desrruct in 24 hours so ya better read it cuz he's a bit crazy and he might not be joking and could blow up the Oplus server!
http://www.opranoplus.com

Better study your football picks closely this weekend, we are now in the home stretch, TIME FOR SOMEBODY TO MAKE A PUSH AND TAKE ON THE LEADERS!

mutt Lame news today but Brand New Ask Colin today here!

"My fellow American's, Lets Roll..."

Great ending by Bush!

Mike AI Do you Yahoo ??? Geeky does!!

Serge,

no matter what me and you, or mikeai disagree on politically, it's all good:))

were still all opranoites:)
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AMEN!

Bush is giving another great speach!

Mike AI Do you Yahoo ??? Geeky does!!

Ye I will do all that and more.

Hey guys wanna see a bit of kitty history?
Well the first site I ever modelled for has just been launched today(finally - that had a lot ofo problems finding someone to build te site for them)

Have a look at some rare old Kitty pics at:
http://www.ausbabes.com/
You will find me under the Pool party Tour ;)
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Serge,

no matter what me and you, or mikeai disagree on politically, it's all good:))

were still all opranoites:)

sextoyking

me for two :)

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i for one hope Kitty beats the piss out of dig:)
grimm

Kitty...every now and then i can be amusing:)
*****
Every now and then I actually say soemthing that makes sense!

Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions

ummm.. do I get to hurt you or do you wanna hurt me?
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See my last post
Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions

dig...you should write a book
grimm

Kitty...every now and then i can be amusing:)
grimm

If you ask real nice I'll loan you my St. Marks..... ;)

***************
I don't do nice!!!

LOL
j/k - of course i do I'm a shifter!
Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions

I can't wait!

ummm.. do I get to hurt you or do you wanna hurt me?

see Grimm, it's working :))

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Serge - ""we don't chose our friends based upon their "pudgyness"... ""

Hopefully its based on The Sun Tan quotient ;)
Nickatilynx

kitty I'm not scared baby, you just have to walk me thru it ;) blood to me means PAIN, not sex, but I can fake it ;)
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algolagnia:

Love of pain, from the Greek. Psychological term to describe SM preferred by sexologist Havelock Ellis, who saw it as 'pain given in love'. Perhaps useful to describe that element of SM that is about the enjoyment of pain itself rather than acting out domination and submission. Ellis's definition is quoted in the Boundaries section of the Dynamics and Definitions Sourcsheet; see also sadomasochism.

By time I'm finished with you you'll understand this!!!
Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions

Kitty -

If you ask real nice I'll loan you my St. Marks..... ;)
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

I'll lay out my getting laid techniques on the new PUSI.COM!

hint: it has to do with begging. a lot.

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That is some seriously Funny shit Grimm.
Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions

kitty I'm not scared baby, you just have to walk me thru it ;) blood to me means PAIN, not sex, but I can fake it ;)

Grimm I do alright ;))

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Dig,
You got mail babe ;)
Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions

today on oprano's interactive discussion, dig gives a tutorial on how not to get laid:)
grimm

http://www.poetjones.com/fullalbum.jpg
grimm

I've seen your pics and I've talked to you, and I am DOWN for ANYTHING

You can put ME under the desk with serge, we'll keep you entertained while you post on the boards ;))

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Kitty I'll do anything to excite you baby ;)
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Be careful what woy say - you hasven't seen the pics for the interview yet!!!
Serge will tell you - he hid under the desk!
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Mike that's the plan, little 19 yr old hottie who's just plain crazy ;)

Kitty I'll do anything to excite you baby ;)

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dammit I always do that... push it just a leeeeeetle too far :)
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Is that in ALL things? sound exciting to me!
Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions

should Oprano have it's own radio show?
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Hell YES!!!!!!!!!
In fact I have already spoken to Blondy about doing a radio show, should be doing it sometime soon,
maybe we could do that!
Do you guys wanna hear me on radio?!

BTW - Good morning! ;)
Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions

YES!!!

Can I bring a date??
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How about glitter girl?

Mike AI Do you Yahoo ??? Geeky does!!

dammit I always do that... push it just a leeeeeetle too far :)

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YES!!!

Can I bring a date??

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,38368,00.html
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all I have to say,
that the mothefucker would be disp[laying his "objectivity" at un-emplyment line...but whatta I know!
Serge the home of the homegrown pusi!

Serge, what I heard was only 100 invites total will be given out. There will be no exceptions. It will be tough...
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shit,
than I just bite my tongue and stop right here!

I have my list of commitments
and I won't make any new ones
;-(((

Becky on the right hand,
Kitty on the left hand,
Anthony holding nostrill,
Peaches holding Dig

that's 6 including me,
there are 94 invites left!
Serge the home of the homegrown pusi!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,38368,00.html

Our Country has lost its way. I wonder what Bin Laden and the Taliban think about this.

While I think we had lost our way, I think 9-11-2001 is helping us to focus back on what has made us the best country in the world - ever!

Mike AI Do you Yahoo ??? Geeky does!!

Politics again!! Woo hoo!! Gotta love it!!

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Peaches,
we don't chose our friends based upon their "pudgyness"...

Danny from Carol Cox, whose dick I hold on the red speedo picture, is not exactly "thin blade" type!

NOBODY discriminates at MikeAI's parties and after second bottle, everybody's tits are a fair play!
;-)))
Serge the home of the homegrown pusi!

Serge, what I heard was only 100 invites total will be given out. There will be no exceptions. It will be tough...

Of course like Mr. Noga said, we will probably be embarassed that no one shows up. :-)
Mike AI DMOZ? What is that?

I seriusly doubt we have enough room for every friend we made over the years!
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let's not get off the subject, we're not talking about every friend you've made over the years, just ME ;)

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oh boy....

MikeAI, how big is Brad's friend mansion????

I seriusly doubt we have enough room for every friend we made over the years!

Serge the home of the homegrown pusi!

Peaches,
will you honor me to be my guest of honor?

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Serge, *I* would be honored! Now, understand that no one will ever confuse me with "content" as I'm just a pudgy ol' soccermom ;), but since I'm a pushover for men with accents, you can talk to me and I'll consider it music to my ears :)

Peaches

now that I broke the barrier, everybody's gonna be pleading for an invite hehe

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I would like to crash the party, myself.

Possible?

NotAnthony

Serge the accent is perfect!

you can make your points, but if you say something you wish you hadn't, you say you were misunderstood!

I emailed Brad asking for an invite, now I'm checking Eudora every five minutes hehe

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going away for a few hours, and all of a sudden you find out you've been discussing ppls cocksize.

morning all :) (in au)
eveing all (in us)
Corvo

Dig, Chris/Pornoman told me the best way to get on Brad's good side is to talk to his new mom.

I am not sure what that means, I am hoping Pornoman will explain.

Pornoman?

Mike AI DMOZ? What is that?

only if you're DJ'ing Serge
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hahahhahaha,
not with my accent!

Serge the home of the homegrown pusi!

I'll bring my pusi and maybe I can make a matching set when I get there ;P~~

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Dig, sorry, I fucked up,
you DO NOT have to bring your own pusi
;-))
Serge

what would Serge do?

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Dig,
how can I tell Brad to do anything?????

he is a big boy and has mond of his own, but...

I'll invite you as a partner in
http://pusi.com and you even have to bring your own pusi!
;-))
Serge

Serge, when you are gone, I apply the WWSD rule of thumb.

Does anyone know WWSD means??

:-)

I am going to get it printed on t-shirts!

Mike AI DMOZ? What is that?

Peaches,
will you honor me to be my guest of honor?
Serge

should Oprano have it's own radio show?
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only if you're DJ'ing Serge.. can you tell Brad to invite me to his party? ;)

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I am out of here...joee, spam away-
MikeAI has controls!
;-))
Serge

BTW,
my song of the day today was:
"Howw can I miss you if you never go away"?

I was thinking of you, joee
;-))))
Serge

Todd, you see,
talking weather is not hurting anybody and we can get along, even if my weather is better than yours!
;-)))
Serge

OK, as long as we have best radio personalities here,
I'll ask them a question:

should Oprano have it's own radio show?

Sharky? Blondie?
Serge

Shall we have a "Who is Brad's VIP friend in Vegas" poll? Put me down for thinking it's Vegas Lee and the party's at the PWT Trailer :)

I personally would like an invite, but I only need to be there for a few minutes and then I promise to leave - I just want to hear Billy talk ;))

Peaches

Todd - and Bubba stopped by to say Hi!

An excellent day indeed :-)))

Bubba Webinc - Making Bank says they Rock!

Serge,

my day has been excellent. Got the cable modem, got some new threads for vegas, and haven't seen any new movies, well me and the kids bought the Schrek (sp) dvd, it was pretty good. No yoga for me bro:))
sextoyking

Wow! Looks like I missed quite a bit of discussion today... politics,science... Oprano is a regular scholars board now!

Damn traffic kept me away!

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