Odd...I've never met a guy wearing a jacket with a caricature of himself who wasn't gay!

Wow

AI - Publisher dammit :)
And lay the 6 with confidence :))

:)

RB
RB This is what happens when you F*** a stranger in the ass...

"especially when you tear that damn little piece of skin under you tounge like dig420 (i think it was)"

....or was it Hooper? (hahaha)

Monk

RB,
you gotta be more uptodate with what's going on on the net TODAY...

the link you provided yeilds:

Due to overwhelming abuse, we do not allow offsite linking to Crosswinds.net
Serge we teach RB marketing tricks

Who let RB out from behind his desk??

Serge, please be careful when pissing with RB he is a genuine editor of a real magazine! ;-)

Saints are 6 points favorite over Jets?? Hmmmm....
Mike AI Who is ready to be a player hater?

Good Luck Webdad...
You need one as bad as I do
((o;


4) be pithy!

LOL


MikeFold

Not my style Serge...But I just ordered you some gay porn and a butt plug from Todd...

There's a solution to every problem.

:)

RB
RB This is what happens when you F*** a stranger in the ass...

Gotta love the wireless network!!
Jimmyslits There's no place like home!

Serge.....the round bed may have done it!

I haver never met anyone as good looking as RB that was not gay.

What has been your experience on that subject?

;-)))


Webfather

Check that

http://www.crosswinds.net/~kdidymus/sounds/mtp4.rm

RB This is what happens when you F*** a stranger in the ass...

Somebody SHOULD send out a search party for me...even I don't know where I am. Oh yeah, new laptop configuring by the pool...


Diamond Jim Hey, this is like a private residence, man...

Mike Fold....

Just trying to earn a free banner spot.

:-)))


Webfather

I'm filling your day, man :)

RB
*******************

and I am filling yours!

will you fill my nights as well???

I have a round bed, hop in any time
;-)))
Serge we teach RB marketing tricks

Serge...my sides...please...

For my lurking brothas...the 2 Jims and Mr Elliott
http://www.crosswinds.net/~kdidymus/images/realplay.gif

RB
RB This is what happens when you F*** a stranger in the ass...

Webfather...but think of how much you would save on broken windows
**********************************

Grimm.....EXACTLY!! :-))

Webfather

serge..you buy i fly:)
grimm Fuck tag lines

serge..what is this i hear about you bneing "on the market"

hide your daughters, wives, goats:)
grimm
*********************

grimm,
you can meet me
every night at
Meat Racks!
;-)))
Serge we teach RB marketing tricks

"Sharpie, you ARE going DEEP!"

It is all in fun.... I can laugh about it now. Everybody knows the truth, and can hopefully laugh too.


Sharpie Hruuummmp - the sound of $99 singups falling tonight.

LOL Donny....

Hi Webdad...got a little Cayenne Pepper on the Gumbo tonight...

MikeFold

:)))

I know ALL about that spot below the kneecap...

the one behind it as well...

:)))

RB
RB This is what happens when you F*** a stranger in the ass...

I apologise I couldn't do more, but some irresponcible program operators come and waste my time

Waste your time...

Christ is that an oxymoron...

I'm filling your day, man :)

RB
RB This is what happens when you F*** a stranger in the ass...

DJ good to see your alive and well....

was about to send out the search party for you :)
Jimmyslits Oh shit....I did it again :)

You've broken our tag line treaty.

*************************************

RB, in case you didn't know...
Oprano is our board and I break anything I please here
;-)))

do you need address of the local Arizona UN office to log the complain?
Serge ($20 Webmaster Referral, accept no substitutes from has beens!)

You know you want me, Grimm....

Waddup, traffic whore? ;)

Diamond Jim The dude abides here

.
grimm Fuck tag lines

Webfather...but think of how much you would save on broken windows
grimm

Close?

Ya know....buy from me and I won't break your windows. :-))

I think in NY they call it "Insurance"

:-))))))

Webfather

Thanks for the contact, something good is going to come out of it.

GregP
**********************

and this si music to my ears!

I apologise I couldn't do more, but some irresponcible program operators come and waste my time,
the time be better spent to serving and protecting Oprano webmasters.


Serge ($20 Webmaster Referral, accept no substitutes from has beens!)

How you doing DJ?


RichC

fuck Diamond Jim:)
grimm

Doug worked for me...Do you?
:)

You've broken our tag line treaty.

Parasites? loved their first album.

RB
RB This is what happens when you F*** a stranger in the ass...

<spoon>
Dayum, the gumbo is a tad spicy for a Friday night...
</spoon>
Diamond Jim There is a solution for every problem.....

serge..what is this i hear about you bneing "on the market"

hide your daughters, wives, goats:)
grimm

I just don't feel the need to answer questions twice :))
****************************

geeze,
pardon us imbecills,
you answer didn't make sense, so Webfather had to ask it again
;-))))
Serge somebody IS getting lucky! ;-)))

isnt it bingo night?;)


grimm

Serge,
I keep trying , soon I will have something funny from this year :)
Thanks for the contact, something good is going to come out of it.

GregP

RB, darling,
when I am unescorted, I take delivery...
;-(((

meanwhile...

can you tell me how you felt when Doug was parasiting on your success and stole site design from you?

you like parasites, don't you?
Serge somebody IS getting lucky! ;-)))

Webfather,
what do you mean "close him"?

is he a "coffin"?
Serge somebody IS getting lucky! ;-)))

Scott,
BTW,
you are wasting your time here....
this is the most worthless board on the entire Internet,
according to JoeE's friend Mr RB!!

we don't even get review from Dravyk.

making press releases here is a waste of your time!


Serge somebody IS getting lucky! ;-)))

I don't scare that easy :))

I just don't feel the need to answer questions twice :))

Scott - You out of the closet???
:)))

Serge - Didn't you miss the early bird special with the other senior citizens at the Boca Olive Garden???

:))

RB
RB

Eve... you still down with the AK?;)
grimm

Serge.....I didn't mean to chase RB away......I think you were just about to close him and I screwed it up!!


Webfather

Sharpie, you ARE going DEEP!

bill your time reading today's board to RichC....
I don't recall the company he works for, though
;-(((
Serge somebody IS getting lucky! ;-)))

Webfather,
you sacred RB with your question!
;-)))
Serge somebody IS getting lucky! ;-)))

Who is Asia Carrera? A Pornstar Internet Junkie. She was a winner in the Peoples Choice Adult Internet awards 2 years running for Best Free Site - softcore. http://www.asiacarrera.com/ She sent more traffic to vote for her than ANYBODY. (and she don't need no 'bot - hahahahaha)

Sharpie Hruuummmp - the sound of $99 singups falling tonight.

Scott,
I have no doubts whatsoever that SEG will bring you as much success as he brought to Gary from sex.com!

"you can't beat the Experience!"
Serge somebody IS getting lucky! ;-)))

Serge correction

Serge, where's the rice...

you even hestitate to pull :0)
RichC

Serge, where's the is...

you even hestitate to pull :0)


RichC

Yeah, well, I'm kind of a behind-the-scenes guy, Serge. I hire people like Guru to be my mouth...and it's a big one as you probably know. ;>
IGallery Scott part of The Erotic Networks

I Gallery Scot,
how did you get here?

do you know that you are the first person from Igallery to bless us with hsi visit?

( i think it was some sgirl before you, but her spam was removed fast and we never heard from her again ;-))

so,
HOW did you find your way to Oprano?
Serge somebody IS getting lucky! ;-)))

GregP<
you see?

you getting better all the time!

This one is so old that it almost passes for new!
;-0))

how you been , man?

any good came out ?
Serge somebody IS getting lucky! ;-)))

Damn send mail program...sorry Petr
IGallery Scott part of The Erotic Networks

IGallery Scott,

I have received 11 "Igallery News" spam messages promoting some Gammadrugs stuff in the last one hour or so. STOP THE SPAM ALREADY. Thank you.


Petr A.

Pardon my intrusion....

Just wanted to share some cool news with everyone that SE Guru has officially become a full-time member of the IGallery team. He will serve as V.P. of Marketing for our parent company, New Frontier Media.

Guru’s marketing skills – working the engines and way beyond - will play a key role in helping us increase the notoriety to our super sites – pussy.com, teensex.com, ten.com and the many other niche and mainstream sites.

What I hope will be a longtime affiliation with SEG also underscores IGallery’s commitment to an even more aggressive marketing approach.

Please feel free to drop us a line or inquire with him directly (seguru@igallery.com) about our new and upcoming webmaster programs. Oh, and call us directly to ask about some flat rate deals for our Smart Bucks program. If you’ve got joins….let’s chat.

Thanks

IGallery Scott Where the Webmaster always comes first!

RichC,
go play, you might get lucky!


Serge somebody IS getting lucky! ;-)))

Subject: Cork
Two guys are in a locker room after their racquetball game when one guy notices the other has a cork in his ass.
"If you don't mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks terribly uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?"
"I can't," lamented the first man. "It's permanent."
"I don't understand," said the other.
The first guy says, "I was walking along the
beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge man in a
turban came oozing out. He said, "I am Hasan the Genie. I can grant you one wish."

And I said, "No shit."

GregP

why don't you buy my share of Oprano?
********

Maybe Serge... at $1-4 table stakes... who knows maybe I can rack me up a shitload of cash tonight. Senior citiznes never know when to quit... they just don't give a fuck!


RichC

Voodoo,
I'll bring SamAdams
;-))

RichC,
do you have money?

why don't you buy my share of Oprano?
Serge

I have a nice bottle of Boone's, and a half bottle of Mad Dog 20/20.

That ok?
voodooman Z

Vegas is 3 hours, but not an option. :)
I could play poker with my neighboring senior citizens though.

RichC

RichC,
how far are you from the whore house?
Serge

Voodoo,
I'm looking forward for those hamburgers and hate to tell you,
the wines were repossesed too
;-((

would you mind if I bring beer instead?
Serge

Serge, I'm at home & all alone :)
what to do, what to do.


RichC

"..and on top of it all you making fun of poor me,
this si NOT fair!"
---------------
Serge went from eating at the finest food establishments to cheeseburgers. Next week he may not even be able to afford cheese.;-)






voodooman Z

Cleo,
it's not gonna be any hurricanes in Florida!

I heard it from Mr. Korbin himself!
Serge

RichC,
no fair, no fair at all!

do you punch the clock @ 5 pm eastern?

go home, man,
5-6 is a dead time on the boards....


Serge

Nick,
why do you think I call him Mr?

he now owns the Oprano and all the content!

I report to him....
Serge

LOL,I like the way Mr.Korbin does business.
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))

Sergey, what did you say again?
About life being fair? :)


RichC

the truth is,
in August,
Oprano had no money to pay bandwidth bill, ad sales were down, and I met Mr. Korbin and his office
on 47th. street, pure accident.

we talked and he offered me financial help.

The offer was reasonable and I took it.

He gave me $10,000 and I signed the contract
that in 2 months
I pay him 1 cent on the first day,
2 cents second day, 4 cents 3rd day, 8 cents 4th day, etc, etc, etc....

cool, right?

to my astounishment, on the 30th day I paid him over $10,000,000!

I mortgaged my house,
Zhora's diamond colar,
and tomorrow they reposes the furniture.

..and on top of it all you making fun of poor me,
this si NOT fair!





Serge

So Serge are you getting your "poor" ass ready for the hurricane?



Cleo No wonder Serge needs Viarga

RichC,
Oprano's success is paying
debts in exceess of $3,000,000
(damn Yankee!),

sex change surgery,
(I'll never let them talk me into that again!)

and divorce settlement to 5 ex's and 14 children....

Poverty is not to make jokes about!


Serge

stk,

Doing great :) Im actually moving to Cali but I am keeping my house in AK for summer use! Let me know if you need a travel guide.



Miss Eve

if this story wasn't so sad i'd be laughing alot more.


Dad faces charge for trying to shape son's head

11/02/01

Mike Tobin
Plain Dealer Reporter

A Cleveland man has been charged with felonious assault for trying to shape his 5-month-old son's head to make it look more like his own.

Joshua Brissett, 19, of E. 124th St. is in Cuyahoga County Jail awaiting trial. He has pleaded not guilty.


Roosevelt Worsham's mother, Shiara Worsham, has been charged with child endangering. She was charged because she had seen Brissett using his hands to try to shape the infant's head and waited three days to take him to the hospital after he had become sick, said Kim Kowalski, a spokeswoman for the Cuyahoga County prosecutor's office. Doctors at Marymount Hospital discovered that Roosevelt's skull had been fractured and called the county Department of Children and Family Services. Worsham took her son to the hospital because he was vomiting and refused to eat.


mutt Fascinating news. Search the News 24/7 Why Wait Until the Idiot Updates? AskColin New Edition Today! Nominate a Cockholster of the Day!

yes, I am.

I am poor.

"but I bleed as you do,
get hungry as you do...."

and my Viarga bill exceeds my electrical!
;-(((
Serge

No wait, I forgot.

You're flourishing in Oprano's sucess aren't ya. lol


RichC

Are you Serge?


RichC

Miss Eve,

howdy, how are you doing?? Hope to make my Alaska trip this next summer after Rio, mabey we all can hook up for a drink or something:)
sextoyking #1 in Web Design

Grimm,

good story!! I would have let my kids wear that no problem. never be ashamed of the human body, Especially the vagina, that's what we all sell, pussy and cock:)
Some are pics on a screen, some are rubber and latex!!
sextoyking #1 in Web Design

Grimm,
here is what I got from my son...


by the way, wanna know the best excuse to get more
candy when trick-or-treating?

well, that works when you get older, but when you are still six or seven years old, you simply don't wear a costume, and if they ask you why you don't have one, you tell them you are too poor to afford one, and most people would empty out half of their bin for you right there.

RichC,
are you guys poor?
Serge ($20 Webmaster Referral, accept no substitutes from has beens!)

No its on Fox Sports Alaska
grimm
Fri, 02 Nov 2001 03:51:06 - IP: 24.39.25.107 - Post # 28405
--------------------------

Don't fuck with AK, Grimmace! ;)



Miss Eve

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/WolfFiles/wolffiles.html
grimm

RichC,
don't help me, help yourself!

click and get real money, not 1:10,000 money
;-)))
Serge ($20 Webmaster Referral, accept no substitutes from has beens!)

RichC,
you still have lots to learn....

learn from the best:

and this is a martix for all your future "wisdoms"

Post # 28412

read it
memorize it
learn from it!
;-))
Serge

Webfather,
I have no banner spots
;-(((

buttons only and NONE for November
;-(((
Serge

Too funny

RB
RB

So RB.....Tell us why you won't buy a banner spot from Serge?


Webfather

i thought it had something to do with the blue moon:)
grimm

Grimm - LMFAO

In other news, I figured out why Serge's dick is in an uproar

http://www.cnn.com/2001/WEATHER/11/02/hurricane/

RB
RB

Kimmykim and Marie kickin RB's butt in Pickem. Nuff said.

Anybody know how to find all files over a certain size in Windows without having to go through ever folder and subfolder?
mutt

No its on Fox Sports Alaska
grimm

Grimm - Is that game on ESPN 6?

RB
RB

CactusButt Ê
Did you remember to bring a flashlight in with you?


Cleo Just what is it about pussy that makes all you guys want it?

RichC,
you post # 28395
was deleted as a violation of
NO TAGS accord reached between RB and me today on this board.

but is was fuuuuuuuunny!!!!

I really enjoyed it!

can you do it again?
Serge

one for the gipper
Jimmyslits oppps I did it again :)

RB.... i was watching that line.

i think the HAwaii A&M Tech fighting cows are going to pull the upset. Game starts at 1:35 AM EST;)
grimm

Grimmster - The Westfield High Beavers -3.5

Line is really moving the Beavers way :)

RB
RB

10-4 Serge...especially when you tear that damn little piece of skin under you tounge like dig420 (i think it was) did....ouch, that had to fucking hurt! That is why I skip the tounge and go all out! :)

CactusButt

Webfather,
I think it's a professional desease, I can't get it up either!

I know only ONE collegue of ours whose dick NEVER goes down!

Pushrod was telling me that he was looking for his "last for the road" when he was in the hospital with heart attack!

Poor Ro, she had to give him his "last rights"
;-)))
Serge

after checking out Serge's last link, quite frankly, I can't eat anymore...
*******************

CB,
eating is highly over rated!
;-)))
Serge

ooooops......I've dropped the tagline and I can't get up. :-))

Webfather