Nick,
I don't sell Homey's!
;-)))
Serge

Serge next year, you are coming to Cabo for our 3rd annual fishing trip.
****************

I only know how to fish with....
dymate...
;-)
Serge

http://www.roadandtrack.com/RoadAndTrack/features/0901_mercedes_benz_c32_amg_p1.html

Come on!
Anthony

Serge,
My heart bleeds for you...
sell a chagall ;))
Nickatilynx

Nick,
day time sleep is very very good!

MONEY are highly over rated!
;-)))
Serge

Man, that was harsh.

Really harsh.


Anthony

Serge next year, you are coming to Cabo for our 3rd annual fishing trip.

I would be up for Costa Rica as well... world famous for Sailfish on the Pacific side.

About to head out and drink lots of margaritas!!
Mike AI Still working, even while in Mexico!!

Anthony,
I'll help you sleep better.
I'll keep your share ;))
Nickatilynx Pictures of Anthony kissing good bye to his new C32AMG

I slept today from 12 to 2 pm,
that's what LOW incomes do to you!
;-)))
Serge

Sleep is overrated,Serge ;))
Nickatilynx

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!
Anthony

Nick, but we SLEEP better
;-))))
Serge

bpj,
You may hear from me,but I was not talking about checks ;)

I was talking about bringing the adult webs marketing tactics to non-adult...

(enter gloat mode)....bet we netted more last week from these non adult projects than any webmaster resource grosses this month ;)

Nickatilynx

heh..Hooper..somebody had to do it ;-)

The Sweets have a few pics up here:

http://sweetentertainment.com/photoalbum/


Magick Don't you dare say the "p" word...

I also believe this is the time to diversify so that your "business" is not totally dependent upon cc processing :)
******************************
Nick - you are JUST NOW seeing the light???
I look forward to hearing from you! ;-)

I spoke with few processors and they all report business is on the rise.
************************************
The KEY to survival of 3rd party processors! As long as they keep growing.... the math works in their favor. But when business begins to slow..... see ya! ;-)

more webmasters, more surfers, same amount of billing companies?
**********************************
cj, risk / reward = not worth it ;-)


bpj ACHdebit.com - It's better LATE than NEVER! ;-)))

Magick did you just say the *p* word?

I thought we'd made it many days now without hearing it ;-)))

When are you gonna have some curacao pics to show us?
Hooper Run By Somebody Else

*sigh

Oh Serge, must you be so...what is the saying, "pithy?" I'll make you happy baby, just look at the tagline... ;-)))

Now, back to those red speedos...


Magick Just for Serge: RUN BY JOHNIP!

Magick #3 overall in The Statistician...WE ROCK
****************************

Magic,
just advice from marketing point of view:
Here, at Oprano, Statistician which xcalls "statistics" something based on 700 hits
is in a very high DISRESPECT.

if you use this line on Tom's or Voltar's newbies boards-
FEW of them gonna say WOW!

but here....the line
"run by JohnIP" will do much more good
;-)))

JohnIP we know and trust, 700 hits statistics we don't
;-)))
Serge

Hooper,
when what you call "whoring" becomes an art form,
as a true connoseur,
I can only appreciate the moves
;-)))
Serge

there is an Island near Costa Rica, the SHARKS capital of the world,
wanna go swimming with me next year?
================================

Only if you where your red speedos, Serge...

;-)))))


Magick #3 overall in The Statistician...WE ROCK

""just callin a spade a spade""

We prefer the term "shovel"

;)
Shovel

"talibanic"
---

OUCH!

Utmost respect for Jenna from a marketing perspective...just callin a spade a spade ;-)))
Hooper Make Money The Easy Way

Hooper,
"whoring herself"?

c'mon, don't be so "talibanic"
;-))

working girl just works, that's all!
;-))
Serge

----
getting a T1 put in her home for cam
---

hmmm... well i guess if she is going to whore herself out.. then she might as well go for the gusto!
Hooper Make Money The Easy Way

There is lots of money to be had still,Serge :)

And it is getting easier,as the hobbyists return to Burger King.

I also believe this is the time to diversify so that your "business" is not totally dependent upon cc processing :)
Nick

There maybe fewer processors today than 5 years ago or even 2 years ago but when a processor goes down its an immediate rise in business for the ones that take on any of the dead one's accounts.

What we are seeing is a steady rise in business, across the board.

There are more dollars out there than ever before I believe, but there are also many many more people trying to get those dollars.

And now, back to the pool :)
KK even my dog thinks this is great ;)

Guys, if you love fishing so much,
there is an Island near Costa Rica, the SHARKS capital of the world,
wanna go swimming with me next year?
Serge

Meni, that's what called
"Freudian Slip"
;-=)))

is she making money she hoped for?
Serge

Cabo Report...

Brad has not been seen in Cabo for two days... word on the street is that he swims with the fishes! Where are you Mr. Shaw?? :)

Mike, I'll get that bastard fish next year, when he gets about 100 lbs bigger!


KC

oops
Number 1
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Jenna's site?
getting a T1 put in her home
for cam
I dare say that wouldn't be the biggest live cam in the world.
the number adult film star
with a cam in her home

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

The Enforcer, those 2 boards are the only bookmarks I have for Webmaster boards other than Oprano.

Ynot is too stuffy, Netpond is a grave yard, and Lensman's board is covered pretty well here by Meni, his cuff notes are good enough for me
;-))

Serge (Larry Flynt presents..I learned this from Forest!)

Yup.. I don't go to Tom's nearly as often anymore but am gonna try and make it a practice to get there more often. They can have some good and interesting discussions there as well as the kind that brought you over there today. :>)) Plus, their "Daily Treasure" area has a TON of interesting and time saving links of varying value but it's a good place to find time savers, software, and tools that you might not know about to use. I LOVE Voltar's place... always good stuff there. Man just cranks out productive newbies!! :>))




TheEnforcer Click here damn it!

Meni, how is Jenna's site doing?

has it reached expectations?
Serge

Sure
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni,
if I have red ants in my house, why in the god's name would I go to strip clubs????

I am a local Chair Person of
Men Against Sexual Exploitation of Women
Chapter...

wanna join?
Serge

Serge, no he is the manager of the club.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

TheEnforcer,
I haven't seen so much idiocy in a VERY long time
(have anybody seen Forest+LittleC?)

but....there are few VERY SHARP folks there and they GOT IT and are
"newbs no more"

I ALWAYS enjoy chatting with smart folks down there
;-))
Serge

Serge + newbies = fun!!


LOL



TheEnforcer Shouldn't you be Making Bank?

MikeAI,
what are you using as bate?

Brad?

he is a shrak repellent
;-))
Serge

Boy lots of spam today here... You guys want me to work while I am on vacation in Cabo??

Anyway, Cabo San Lucas is fantastic. Even though KC lost a 100k fish yesterday, we still love him!

Mike AI

huh?
Hooper

Ask for Shawn Barnes
**************************

is that another
"Golden Tongue"?
Serge

Serge, go to Scarletts in North Miami tonight. Ask for Shawn Barnes, say you are buddy.
Have fun. MikeW might have been there last night with Donny.
The boys called me at 3 am from VIP room. Makes me wanna book another flight down.
I live New Hampshire, they are in South Florida, do the math.
I only live here so I can raise my daughter with my ex.
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni,
if I can live with you here,
I can live with fire ants in my chest
;-))
Serge

Ken, Dokk,
submitted!
;-)))
Serge

Mutt, my real name is Meni
ask Serge
Meni Troupakis my friend
as for pest control
Serge needs it, he's got fire ants in his chest hair.
My buddy Donny in FL sparys MikeW's pad, did JoeE's.
I asked MelissaD but she thinks no one can get rid of sugar ants.
She's wrote.
I think she's too cheap to pay the $45 per month
heehehee
Missy stopped paying Firemen for sex and you can buy pest control.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Serge,

This one belongs in the ranks of the best "pearls".

Too funny Dokk....

------------------------------------
The only thing the newb needs to remember is that "ding" means "fries are done".

Have a great weekend Serge ;-)

dokk Open at 6 am!

Ken CashQuest 2

Does anyone have any interest in heading up a Newbie/Intermediate webmaster section on OpranoPlus?
Some people like to do that sort of thing, they are natural born 'teachers'. It seems to have worked out well for people like Dokk, Anthony and Voltar.
Lemme know if you have any interest.

Opranauts....hey i just thought of that.....couldn't think of a word for people who visit Oprano before. Opranauts?



mutt

Just got a funny email from a surfer... they must have done a whois b/c it went to the domain handler account.

"You are soooooooo annoying. Companies like yours are the dreg of the Internet. Get a life."
in reference to http://xxxit.clickfeel.com/index.shtml
Hooper Exit Consoles That Work!

I have said for the past two years,
that I want to start the McDonalds
sextoy division...

Especially since the same upsell
marketing is already in place...

"Yes 'mam,and did you want that SUPERSIZED ???"


;-))




photo

hahahhaha,
I LOVE the direction this board takes-
this is THE ONLY board I know
which prepares newbs for the trip back into the trenches they left
to indulge in the new Alaska of 20th century-
Internet Porn!
;-)))

newbs, Oprano won't leave you hanging,
always remember-
upsell is a KEY, especially in French fries
;_)))
Serge

The only thing the newb needs to remember is that "ding" means "fries are done".
--------------------------------

DoKK, you forgot the all important:
" Would you like that SuperSized?"

Have to go for the upsell.... ;-)

fatbaby

dokk, that's cute!! :-)))

serge, if there we're 100 webmasters 5 years ago, 1000 webmasters 4 years ago, 10 000 webmasters 3 years ago, 100 000 webmasters 2 years ago and 1million webmasters this year ...

if there we're 1000 surfers 5 years ago, 10 000 4 years ago ... etc

and so on ....

of course billing companies see rise in business.

how many major billing companies have 'popped up' to offer competition to the big boys in the last 5 years?

I see ibill, ccbill, jettis, paypal ... how many other billing companies exist now?

there used to be ibill, ccbill, epoch, dmr ... how many billing companies existed 5 years ago?

more webmasters, more surfers, same amount of billing companies?


cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

DoKK,
I'm glad we are FINALLY on the same page,
pleasure to see your face again!
;-))
Serge

***
I have no doubts than newb who was making $150 a month and now makes $300 a months feels proud of himself
***

The only thing the newb needs to remember is that "ding" means "fries are done".

Have a great weekend Serge ;-)

dokk Open at 6 am!

cj,
I have no doubts than newb who was making $150 a month and now makes $300 a months feels proud of himself and boasts about 100% increase
;-))

I don't put them in the equation,
I go where all money eventually go-
third party processors.

why would they lie to me?

I have no vested interest either way,
I don't disclose the names,
they can't benefit from those lies...

as for those who are 5 years in business...
well, I am sure ARS got their $$$ by dipping into market share of
CE, MaxCash, CEN and others...

so, as usual in life,
one guys loss is another guy's gain
;-)
Serge

cj,
I spoke with few processors and they all report business is on the rise.

----

serge, i have no doubt that that COULD be a lie!

Chargebacks are up, refunds are up and declines are up!! so yes, busines is on the rise!!!

I can say this : the same methods which brought mass signups years ago no longer bring as many signups. I've noticed a downturn in signups, but i've also gotten lazy and used to doing very little to generate signups.

Why is it that webmasters in this industry for less than 12 months report rise of business, but those in biz for 5 years report downturn?!

hmmmmm
cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

Mutt,
I believe that poll to be true too.

the question is WHY!?

cc problems....huns oversupply....
and business is still on the rise.

whatta fucking product!

it's LITERALLY sells itself,
no wonder burger flippers call themselves
"businessmen"
;_)))
Serge

maybe it is serge. Poll on OpranoPlus, most votes for "Hahaha Losers! My biz is UP UP UP!"
since last year at this time.

Take the poll people and vote honestly, nobody can see your IP.
mutt How's Your Business Doing?

cj,
I spoke with few processors and they all report business is on the rise.

any comments?
Serge

http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/south_asia/newsid_1609000/1609762.stm

ground attacks started ... 2 us soldiers die in a helicopter crash
cj (vaginator)

Hooper,
we need Raw Alex thrown into this discussion....

he is an Ultimate Authority on the subject
;-)))
Serge

---
porn as a business...
---

what is a business? ;-)))
Hooper

will have to take a peak and see whats going on over at Tom's.
**********************

at Tom's I was clearing few newbs nostrills who believe in...

spelling...
professionalism....
porn as a business...

typical nonsense only newbs can produce
;-)))
Serge

Cybrglide,

Good glad to hear it! I know about the headaches and am glad that those headaches will soon be over :-)


Serge,
will have to take a peak and see whats going on over at Tom's.
Stallion Domain Name Systems

Stallion,
thanks much ... you know some of the headaches I've
been up against, it's been a nightmare ;((

new programmers on the job now and things are lookin smoooooth ;-))

Cybrglide

Stallion,
seems like Gord is getting fucked on Tom's Booster board...

too many complains
;-(((
Serge

Cybrglide,

Cant wait to see things rolling strong with 3.0, I am sure it will kick ass.
Stallion Domain Name Systems

Serge,

from another board:

""They picked up a new promoter out of Vancouver that has ties with a promoter in New York.""

hehehehehe
Nick

the ground war is on it's way in Afganistan...

Godd bless America and it's Allies!
Serge

Just got back home :)
***********************

Nick, what the hell have you been doing in Afganistan?

or was it Court House in UK?
;-)))
Serge

Extreme Green Version 3.0 is COMING SOON !!!
***************

you, DK, that's the way you do it!
;-))


Serge

Extreme Green Version 3.0 is COMING SOON !!!

Coming again and again and again ;-))

Seriously now, Mid November ;-)

Cybrglide EG V3.0

Serge,

"Oh Pluuueeeze" ??? ;))

...ok i'll give you adavance warning ;))

Just got back home :)
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))

If I werent so busy coming out with new programs I could post daily and post about our new program I wish we had time to complete!!
******************************

DK,
I only invite YOU because you are a valuable friend,
I don't invite everybody, ask Forest
;-))

I care about you and your business and believe it would benefit you more if you promote it first and
finish programming later!

Foloow the leaders,
look at ARS, we here than NEW SHIT IS COMING for the last 6 month!
;_)))

they know what they are doing
;-))
Serge

http://www.simnet.is/shitonline/crow.html

Too fucking funny!!



TheEnforcer Yup.. you can make MONEY if you click here!!

MrCash,

RE: setup fee. Setup fee's are waived for friends of Oprano. ; )

Shoot me an e...I'll get you a deal.

JMScore (Where the only line, is the bottom line)

Thanks Slavdogg!
Anthony If you knew Kimmy, you would join this program!

Anthony try jsilverstein@socal.rr.com


Slavdogg

"people who contribute to the board's gumbo- can make announcements every day unless they cut and paste."

and I am speechless today... what to do? what to do? anyone want to talk about the price of eggs in China?
Sharpie

Btw, does anyone have an email addy for Jonathon Silverstein?

Thanks!
Anthony If you knew Kimmy, you would join this program!

DK,

That looks fantastic, we mights have to talk again. =o)


Anthony If you knew Kimmy, you would join this program!

Doing well DK.

Thanks for letting me know about the payout increase.... I LOVE to hear about stuff like that. : )


RichC Monday Mania - $60 Joins

Rich,
How are ya!!

New as far as we have raised our payouts. I can't get into it to much at the risk of sounding spammy but you can read in detail over at http://www.flashcash.com

:)

DragonKing NEW!! UP TO $50 A SIGNUP!!

DK, was the tagline in your last post your announcement today?

I'm interested in what your're doing that's new.
RichC Monday Mania - $60 Joins

Does anyone happen to know Philip Gerber ?

If you do please have him contact me ASAP

thanks
Slavdogg

I gotcha Serge!!
It's a double edged sword!!
lol
If I werent so busy coming out with new programs I could post daily and post about our new program I wish we had time to complete!!

Hahaha
It's all good!!
Gumbo Nazi!!
No Gumbo For you!!
:)

DragonKing NEW!! UP TO $50 A SIGNUP!!

DK,
people who contribute to the board's gumbo-
can make announcements every day
unless they cut and paste.

people who come once in a blue moon to share their announcements-
find them deleted.

the rule of thumb is very simple:
CONTRIBUTE and do what you please
(ask Hooper how it works)
or...don't.
Serge

Serge,
Are one time new annoucments allowed here? Seem mine was deleted.

:(

DragonKing

I need to play Golf with someone worse than me, only thing is, I don't think such a person exists.
-----------------

I would very likely resemble that remark!! :>)))



TheEnforcer Yup.. this link will make you filthy rich!! You do have to do a little work though!! :>))

I know nothing Serge. You know scuttlebutt gets around. =o)


Anthony If you knew Kimmy, you would join this program!

"Lisa??!! when is your next available evening my dear??"

CJ, talk to me in two weeks. This is what's known as the morning after the night before. ;))

P.S Dave picked up!

Lisa If you had to be the underwear of someone famous, who would you choose to wear you?

what CE problems???

I thought CE never have problems...
;-))
Serge

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, maybe if I practiced more. =o)

I need to play Golf with someone worse than me, only thing is, I don't think such a person exists.

Though Diamond Jim swears he's the one. =o)


Anthony If you knew Kimmy, you would join this program!

I just want to hit the ball straight. =o)
-------------------

Put the word "reasonably" in front of straight and you'll be much more at ease with your game!! :>))))



TheEnforcer Yup.. this link will make you filthy rich!! You do have to do a little work though!! :>))

Lesser's got less?! Holy Shit!

But then again, Ynot doesn't have to worry about CE's problems.


Anthony If you knew Kimmy, you would join this program!

not that I heard so, but...
offer them 4.5 mils and see if the spark ignites
;-)))

FYI, Paul's 1/2 of CE went for LESS
;-)))
Serge hahahahah ;-))

Ynot is for sale? =o)


Anthony If you knew Kimmy, you would join this program!

hmmm....wanna buy YNOT for 4.5 mils?
;-)))
Serge